Speaker 1: Brooking Jewels second date date. You know, sometimes when a
Speaker 1: date goes bad, it's not your fault, it's your body's fault. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would still be your fault. I've had my body
Speaker 1: ruined a lot of dates for me. What are you
Speaker 1: doing on dates? Stupid body? D And Jeremy's on the
Speaker 1: phone right now for a second date update, and apparently
Speaker 1: he's got a stupid body too. Jeremy, what's up? How
Speaker 1: are you? Hey? What's going on? We'll get to your
Speaker 1: stupid body in a second. But your email said that
Speaker 1: something on your body ruined your date? Right? Yeah, something
Speaker 1: on my body? Did my date? Confused? All right? I
Speaker 1: hope it's not what I'm thinking right away. We'll get there. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: think you before we get into that. Why don't you
Speaker 1: tell us where you met the girl you want to
Speaker 1: call today? What's her name? Jesse? Jesse? All right? And
Speaker 1: where did you meet Jesse? So especially a very funny story.
Speaker 1: I met Jesse at a gay bar? Oh okay, oh god,
Speaker 1: I want a boyfriend at a gay bar once. No,
Speaker 1: Jesse a boy or a girl? Just he's a girl. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm a boy. Are you one of those dudes? Really, okay,
Speaker 1: Are you one of those dudes that goes to gay
Speaker 1: bars to try to pick up girls because like they're
Speaker 1: not expecting you to do it there? No, no, no no,
Speaker 1: I was actually just out with a bunch of my
Speaker 1: gay friends and we just ended up etiquet bar, okay,
Speaker 1: And normally I'm just there to have fun with my friends.
Speaker 1: I'm not there to took up any women. You know, yeah,
Speaker 1: gay bar for you know, most of the women there
Speaker 1: are probably not interested in you. Exactly exactly how did
Speaker 1: that happen? Did she approach you? You approached her, so
Speaker 1: I start across the room and I went up to
Speaker 1: her and I just introduced myself and we started dancing
Speaker 1: and fliverting a little bit, and it was just like
Speaker 1: such a good vine. Did you ask her if she
Speaker 1: was heterosexual at any point? No? What I did do, though,
Speaker 1: is I asked her for her number. I think that
Speaker 1: took her kind of by surprise, because that's when she
Speaker 1: asked me if I was gay? Oh right, my number? Yeah?
Speaker 1: OK So I told her I wasn't you know. I
Speaker 1: told her that I was there with my buddies and
Speaker 1: having fun. And then she looked at me and she
Speaker 1: told me to prove it. Oh, I like Jesse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, well that's what I did. So I kissed
Speaker 1: her nice. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I feel like
Speaker 1: a badass. It's a good kiss. It was a great kiss.
Speaker 1: I kissed her and then I go back and she
Speaker 1: just had this look of just like just joy. That's
Speaker 1: really yeah. Also very cocky of you. I kissed her
Speaker 1: and she just had this look of just utter joy though.
Speaker 1: So did she ever call you after that night? Did
Speaker 1: you guys go on a real date? So? We actually
Speaker 1: after I kissed her, we danced a little while, had
Speaker 1: another drink or two, and then we went out that night.
Speaker 1: We went out to Miss Barbecue, late night spot that
Speaker 1: I love to go. Ok Okay, so is this the
Speaker 1: date you're talking about? Did you guys go out on
Speaker 1: another occasion or is this the only time you hung out?
Speaker 1: This is the only time we hung out. Okay. We're
Speaker 1: getting to know each other, having a really good time,
Speaker 1: and I just to go to the bathroom real quick. So,
Speaker 1: and this is where it gets kind of not gross,
Speaker 1: but weird. I go to the bathroom and I noticed
Speaker 1: I have a pimple, like a big pimple on your face.
Speaker 1: I hope right yes on my face, on my it
Speaker 1: was you know, it's embarrassing, and you know, I went
Speaker 1: through the debate right there. You know, should I pop it?
Speaker 1: Should I not? Yeah, I do the same. It's tough,
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, but also it's a huge red bump,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be self conscious that she's
Speaker 1: just staring at it as we're eating barbecue. Might legal
Speaker 1: and gross where you're trying to eat barbecue regardless exactly.
Speaker 1: So I just made the executive decision to pop it
Speaker 1: real quick. No the deal, go back out. But it
Speaker 1: just wouldn't stop leading after I popped it. It's so gross,
Speaker 1: and you know, I'm in the bathroom and I'm like
Speaker 1: struggling to get it to stop. But I'm in the
Speaker 1: bathroom for like five ten minutes doing this, and I
Speaker 1: realized I have to go back out, So I yeah,
Speaker 1: I go back out. I sit down and we're eating
Speaker 1: barbecue again, and then she tells me that I have
Speaker 1: barbecue sauce on my head. I know, so she thought
Speaker 1: the blood from your pimple was barbecue sauce. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: like at that point, it was either tell her the
Speaker 1: truth or like pretend it was barbecue sauce and lick it.
Speaker 1: And I'm just I couldn't. So wait, I mean you
Speaker 1: told her, I told her. I told her, No, it's
Speaker 1: just a pimple. Oh no, but that's not why someone
Speaker 1: would not call you back because of a pimple. Like
Speaker 1: how materialistic and surface can you be? It's gross, but
Speaker 1: it's not deal breaker. I mean, that was it. We
Speaker 1: hung out and ate and then I asked her if
Speaker 1: she wanted to go back to my place. She was
Speaker 1: very polite, but she declined. She didn't say gross pimple
Speaker 1: face way, She didn't say that. She was very nice.
Speaker 1: She just said she was tired and wanted to go home,
Speaker 1: and I respected that. It's the first time we hung out.
Speaker 1: But you know, I've been like texting her, I've been
Speaker 1: calling her, not too much, but enough that she hasn't
Speaker 1: responded at all. So you kissed her at the bar?
Speaker 1: Did you also get a kiss at the end of
Speaker 1: the night. She kissed me on the cheek? Oh, so
Speaker 1: you like made out earlier and then she ended it
Speaker 1: with just a kiss on the cheek. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe
Speaker 1: I just invite her home too quickly. Maybe she took
Speaker 1: that the wrong way, and like I was being disrespectful.
Speaker 1: No wonder this guy has PEMPLESEI invites everybody Hommy's dirty.
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, well we'll play a song
Speaker 1: and then come back and call her and get your
Speaker 1: second day update. All right, thanks so much, hang on
Speaker 1: brooking Jubil in the morning update. This portion enough. Today's
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Speaker 1: at all. Actually, I just googled acnewipes and that's the
Speaker 1: first one that came up. But you know who can
Speaker 1: use those is Jeremy, who's on the phone for a
Speaker 1: second day update right now. Jeremy ever thought about using
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Speaker 1: those before. Actually, oh okay, well you should have had
Speaker 1: him on your first date. You're just tuning in. Jeremy
Speaker 1: wants to call a girl named Jesse. They met at
Speaker 1: a club. They actually made out at the club, and
Speaker 1: then continued their date to go eat at like a
Speaker 1: barbecue place. Later on. He thinks the reason he's not
Speaker 1: getting a call back was because during dinner he had
Speaker 1: a pimple on his temple, which is fun. To say,
Speaker 1: but not fun in real life. And he went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and popped the pimple and then it was
Speaker 1: like bleeding the rest of the time. She thought he
Speaker 1: had barbecue sauce on his head, but it was actually
Speaker 1: just residue from the pimple. And he thinks that j Yeah,
Speaker 1: he thinks maybe she was turned off because the DATEA
Speaker 1: did pretty quickly after that and she hasn't called him back.
Speaker 1: Are you about ready to get her on the phone? Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it. And is your face all cleared up
Speaker 1: before we set you up for a second date if
Speaker 1: this works out? Yes, my face is all cleared up. Okay,
Speaker 1: we're not even talking about the date anymore. We're talking
Speaker 1: about all right. I'm gonna dial her phone of her
Speaker 1: right now and see if that's the reason she's not
Speaker 1: calling you back. Okay, great, all right, here we go. Hello.
Speaker 1: All right, man, I speak to Jesse. Please king us.
Speaker 1: Good question? I think you're supposed to answer it? Who
Speaker 1: is this good question? Do you tell her she's going
Speaker 1: to hang up? What's going on here? Hi? Jesse? This
Speaker 1: is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. What
Speaker 1: who is it? Jewel from the radio show Brooke and
Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. Oh, are you the ones who
Speaker 1: do that bore the Roses? No, that's not us. We
Speaker 1: do a different kind of imaginative radio segment called a
Speaker 1: second Date Update. Yeah, it's all kind of the same. Yeah, creative.
Speaker 1: Have you heard of that one? No? I guess I
Speaker 1: haven't heard of you. Guys, Okay, why are you calling me? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm calling you because we do something on the show
Speaker 1: called a second date Update. That's where if you go
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody and then end up
Speaker 1: not calling them back after they can email us to
Speaker 1: get you on the phone and ask what went wrong?
Speaker 1: And somebody email us about you? Oh really? Yes, do
Speaker 1: you have any idea who might be? Why don't you
Speaker 1: just tell me? Probably a better option than being so
Speaker 1: mysterious all the time. His name's Jeremy. Oh oh ma'am? Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So Jeremy emailed us and told us about meeting you.
Speaker 1: He said he really liked you a lot, he thought
Speaker 1: things were going great. But now you're not answering any
Speaker 1: of his phone calls or text messages. Yeah, no, that's
Speaker 1: not going to work out. Do you mind telling Do
Speaker 1: you mind telling us why you know, we're just different
Speaker 1: kinds of people. I mean, you know, sometimes you just
Speaker 1: know that he really liked you. I mean, he had
Speaker 1: lots of nice things to say about you, that you're gorgeous,
Speaker 1: he had fun with you. He even said, you guys
Speaker 1: like had a small makeout in the middle of your date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean that's all true. I mean he did seem
Speaker 1: nice at first, but then you know, later on we
Speaker 1: were eating at his barbecue place, and we were talking
Speaker 1: about what we had done for the holidays, and one
Speaker 1: thing he said just told me everything I needed to
Speaker 1: know right there. Wow, so one major red flag for you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And it wasn't the pimple. Oh my god, I can't
Speaker 1: believe he told you that. Yeah, no, it wasn't that
Speaker 1: he thinks that's the reason that you don't want to
Speaker 1: see him again. No, No, it's like I said, like,
Speaker 1: we're very different people. I mean, like we were talking
Speaker 1: about what we had done for Thanksgiving, and you know,
Speaker 1: he said that he went over and had dinner with
Speaker 1: his family and then immediately after dinner he wanted to
Speaker 1: go stam in one of those Black Friday lines. Like,
Speaker 1: I would never do that. I like to spend several
Speaker 1: hours with my family, like eat and hang around after
Speaker 1: and I would never just wait leave right away and
Speaker 1: go shopping. The one red flag is that he went
Speaker 1: Black Friday shopping. Yeah, I mean he's a Black Friday shopper.
Speaker 1: That tells me everything I need to know about him
Speaker 1: and what's important to him. Really, that tells you everything
Speaker 1: about a person. Yes, maybe he just really like needs
Speaker 1: a good a deal this year, or maybe Thanksgiving even
Speaker 1: isn't that big of a deal in his family, Like
Speaker 1: it's not that big of a deal in my family.
Speaker 1: Well that's whatever, but for me, it's a big deal.
Speaker 1: And we have different morals, clearly morals. Yeah, obviously family
Speaker 1: time is important to me and it's not important to him.
Speaker 1: Hold on one second, can I just talk now? Please?
Speaker 1: What was that? Oh, Jesse, that's Jeremy. He's actually on
Speaker 1: the other line listening and obviously really wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Yeah, this is weird. This is not weird.
Speaker 1: What's weird is that you don't want to see me
Speaker 1: because of Black Fridays. That's important to you, and then
Speaker 1: we are not the same. Family time is important to me.
Speaker 1: I'm not a Black Friday shopper. I want to get
Speaker 1: the best gifts for my family. I have to leave
Speaker 1: and go wait in Black Friday lines to get them
Speaker 1: everything they want because I care about them and WelCom
Speaker 1: are you going? Friday? Lines are the only way? I mean,
Speaker 1: do you know anything about shopping? Have you ever heard
Speaker 1: of online? Have you ever heard of for Monday? I
Speaker 1: mean seriously, online shopping? Have guys thought of that? You
Speaker 1: don't get the good gals? And on top of that,
Speaker 1: I think that you guys are missing the point here,
Speaker 1: like if you were to ever be together. He doesn't
Speaker 1: sound like he's a person that would force you to
Speaker 1: go to Black Friday with him. You just don't go,
Speaker 1: Thank you Brooks. Well, no, I want a boyfriend who
Speaker 1: wants to spend time with me and my family and
Speaker 1: not just go running off as soon as there's some
Speaker 1: deal somewhere. You're so passionate. Thanksgiving is to eat and
Speaker 1: then you go get the gifts for everybody, and then
Speaker 1: on Christmas you could spend the entire time with them.
Speaker 1: That's not very imaginative. I mean, be a little more.
Speaker 1: You are super passionate about nobody shopping on Black Friday,
Speaker 1: aren't you, Jesse? Yeah, yes I am, because I actually
Speaker 1: have some taste and clap. I'm not a jerk who
Speaker 1: cares about material things over all. Else whoa, oh my gosh, No,
Speaker 1: you know what. No, if your family's like you, then
Speaker 1: you guys are a bunch of lane jerks who like
Speaker 1: to make other people feel bad about going Wow Black Friday.
Speaker 1: You're labeling me because I'm gradual. You're the crazy one here. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not crazy. I'm just theoretically saying, what if we
Speaker 1: were together and then we went to Thanksgiving together with
Speaker 1: my family, and then as soon as dinner's over, you're
Speaker 1: going to run out the door to go get a
Speaker 1: deal on a blender or something. All right, Well, there's
Speaker 1: two things wrong with that. One, I could leave a
Speaker 1: little later. I don't have to leave ride after dinner.
Speaker 1: And then on top of that, nobody buys blenders on
Speaker 1: Black Friday. That's just absurd. Blenders are reasonably Chris throughout
Speaker 1: the year. He does make a good point, And Jesse,
Speaker 1: I mean, if you were theoretically boyfriend and girlfriend with him,
Speaker 1: you may get super awesome Christmas presents. Because of this,
Speaker 1: that is not my thing. You choose to go get
Speaker 1: things instead of spending time with people. I've been lined
Speaker 1: with hundreds of people, spending time with a lot of people. Look,
Speaker 1: it's a simple solution. You could just come with me
Speaker 1: to spend time with me waiting in line during Black Friday.
Speaker 1: We can make it like a camp out. If that's
Speaker 1: what nothing, I would hate that. So obviously you and
Speaker 1: I are into different things. Do you understand that now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I really understand it now, it's pretty easy to understand. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: before we wrap everything up, I'm sure you want to
Speaker 1: get going. Would you like to go on a second
Speaker 1: date with Jeremy. We'll pay for it, even though it's
Speaker 1: a terrible Black Friday shopper. Yeah, that'll be a note
Speaker 1: for me, but thank you. That's fine. I don't want
Speaker 1: to go with her anyway. I mean, I want to
Speaker 1: go with somebody who's adventurous and excited for these amazing
Speaker 1: things like Black Friday. Whatever, yeah, whatever, one of the
Speaker 1: most powerful ways we were into a second date, up
Speaker 1: date whatever. Whatever. Okay, Well I've already lost interest obviously,
Speaker 1: so is that it can I go? Bye bye? Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right bye, Hey Jeremy, Yeah I'm here. I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1: No second date on that one, man. Well, at least
Speaker 1: it wasn't about the pimple, that's true. It was more
Speaker 1: about you having a black soul because you shop on
Speaker 1: Black Friday. Yeah, I'm a horrible man who loves getting
Speaker 1: discounts on his gifts for his family. He's a terrible,
Speaker 1: terrible dude. I don't even want to talk to you anymore.