WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Black Friday Shopper

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<v Speaker 1>Brooking Jewels second date date. You know, sometimes when a

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<v Speaker 1>date goes bad, it's not your fault, it's your body's fault. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that would still be your fault. I've had my body

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<v Speaker 1>ruined a lot of dates for me. What are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing on dates? Stupid body? D And Jeremy's on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone right now for a second date update, and apparently

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<v Speaker 1>he's got a stupid body too. Jeremy, what's up? How

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Hey? What's going on? We'll get to your

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<v Speaker 1>stupid body in a second. But your email said that

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<v Speaker 1>something on your body ruined your date? Right? Yeah, something

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<v Speaker 1>on my body? Did my date? Confused? All right? I

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<v Speaker 1>hope it's not what I'm thinking right away. We'll get there. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>think you before we get into that. Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>tell us where you met the girl you want to

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<v Speaker 1>call today? What's her name? Jesse? Jesse? All right? And

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<v Speaker 1>where did you meet Jesse? So especially a very funny story.

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<v Speaker 1>I met Jesse at a gay bar? Oh okay, oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>I want a boyfriend at a gay bar once. No,

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<v Speaker 1>Jesse a boy or a girl? Just he's a girl. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a boy. Are you one of those dudes? Really, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Are you one of those dudes that goes to gay

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<v Speaker 1>bars to try to pick up girls because like they're

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<v Speaker 1>not expecting you to do it there? No, no, no no,

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<v Speaker 1>I was actually just out with a bunch of my

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<v Speaker 1>gay friends and we just ended up etiquet bar, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And normally I'm just there to have fun with my friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not there to took up any women. You know, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>gay bar for you know, most of the women there

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<v Speaker 1>are probably not interested in you. Exactly exactly how did

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<v Speaker 1>that happen? Did she approach you? You approached her, so

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<v Speaker 1>I start across the room and I went up to

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<v Speaker 1>her and I just introduced myself and we started dancing

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<v Speaker 1>and fliverting a little bit, and it was just like

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<v Speaker 1>such a good vine. Did you ask her if she

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<v Speaker 1>was heterosexual at any point? No? What I did do, though,

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<v Speaker 1>is I asked her for her number. I think that

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<v Speaker 1>took her kind of by surprise, because that's when she

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<v Speaker 1>asked me if I was gay? Oh right, my number? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>OK So I told her I wasn't you know. I

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<v Speaker 1>told her that I was there with my buddies and

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<v Speaker 1>having fun. And then she looked at me and she

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<v Speaker 1>told me to prove it. Oh, I like Jesse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, well that's what I did. So I kissed

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<v Speaker 1>her nice. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>a badass. It's a good kiss. It was a great kiss.

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<v Speaker 1>I kissed her and then I go back and she

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<v Speaker 1>just had this look of just like just joy. That's

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<v Speaker 1>really yeah. Also very cocky of you. I kissed her

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<v Speaker 1>and she just had this look of just utter joy though.

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<v Speaker 1>So did she ever call you after that night? Did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys go on a real date? So? We actually

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<v Speaker 1>after I kissed her, we danced a little while, had

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<v Speaker 1>another drink or two, and then we went out that night.

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<v Speaker 1>We went out to Miss Barbecue, late night spot that

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<v Speaker 1>I love to go. Ok Okay, so is this the

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<v Speaker 1>date you're talking about? Did you guys go out on

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<v Speaker 1>another occasion or is this the only time you hung out?

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<v Speaker 1>This is the only time we hung out. Okay. We're

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<v Speaker 1>getting to know each other, having a really good time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just to go to the bathroom real quick. So,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is where it gets kind of not gross,

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<v Speaker 1>but weird. I go to the bathroom and I noticed

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<v Speaker 1>I have a pimple, like a big pimple on your face.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope right yes on my face, on my it

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<v Speaker 1>was you know, it's embarrassing, and you know, I went

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<v Speaker 1>through the debate right there. You know, should I pop it?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I not? Yeah, I do the same. It's tough,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, yes, but also it's a huge red bump,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't want to be self conscious that she's

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<v Speaker 1>just staring at it as we're eating barbecue. Might legal

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<v Speaker 1>and gross where you're trying to eat barbecue regardless exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just made the executive decision to pop it

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<v Speaker 1>real quick. No the deal, go back out. But it

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<v Speaker 1>just wouldn't stop leading after I popped it. It's so gross,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, I'm in the bathroom and I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>struggling to get it to stop. But I'm in the

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<v Speaker 1>bathroom for like five ten minutes doing this, and I

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<v Speaker 1>realized I have to go back out, So I yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I go back out. I sit down and we're eating

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue again, and then she tells me that I have

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue sauce on my head. I know, so she thought

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<v Speaker 1>the blood from your pimple was barbecue sauce. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>like at that point, it was either tell her the

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<v Speaker 1>truth or like pretend it was barbecue sauce and lick it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just I couldn't. So wait, I mean you

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<v Speaker 1>told her, I told her. I told her, No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a pimple. Oh no, but that's not why someone

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<v Speaker 1>would not call you back because of a pimple. Like

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<v Speaker 1>how materialistic and surface can you be? It's gross, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's not deal breaker. I mean, that was it. We

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<v Speaker 1>hung out and ate and then I asked her if

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<v Speaker 1>she wanted to go back to my place. She was

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<v Speaker 1>very polite, but she declined. She didn't say gross pimple

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<v Speaker 1>face way, She didn't say that. She was very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>She just said she was tired and wanted to go home,

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<v Speaker 1>and I respected that. It's the first time we hung out.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, I've been like texting her, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>calling her, not too much, but enough that she hasn't

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<v Speaker 1>responded at all. So you kissed her at the bar?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you also get a kiss at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the night. She kissed me on the cheek? Oh, so

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<v Speaker 1>you like made out earlier and then she ended it

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<v Speaker 1>with just a kiss on the cheek. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I just invite her home too quickly. Maybe she took

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<v Speaker 1>that the wrong way, and like I was being disrespectful.

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<v Speaker 1>No wonder this guy has PEMPLESEI invites everybody Hommy's dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. All right, well we'll play a song

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<v Speaker 1>and then come back and call her and get your

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<v Speaker 1>second day update. All right, thanks so much, hang on

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<v Speaker 1>brooking Jubil in the morning update. This portion enough. Today's

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<v Speaker 1>second day update has brought to you by clear as

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<v Speaker 1>Hill Rapid Rescue deep cleaning pads. This kidding is not

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<v Speaker 1>at all. Actually, I just googled acnewipes and that's the

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<v Speaker 1>first one that came up. But you know who can

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<v Speaker 1>use those is Jeremy, who's on the phone for a

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<v Speaker 1>second day update right now. Jeremy ever thought about using

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<v Speaker 1>clear Still rapid Rescue deep cleaning pads. I have used

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<v Speaker 1>those before. Actually, oh okay, well you should have had

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<v Speaker 1>him on your first date. You're just tuning in. Jeremy

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<v Speaker 1>wants to call a girl named Jesse. They met at

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<v Speaker 1>a club. They actually made out at the club, and

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<v Speaker 1>then continued their date to go eat at like a

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<v Speaker 1>barbecue place. Later on. He thinks the reason he's not

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<v Speaker 1>getting a call back was because during dinner he had

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<v Speaker 1>a pimple on his temple, which is fun. To say,

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<v Speaker 1>but not fun in real life. And he went to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and popped the pimple and then it was

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<v Speaker 1>like bleeding the rest of the time. She thought he

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<v Speaker 1>had barbecue sauce on his head, but it was actually

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<v Speaker 1>just residue from the pimple. And he thinks that j Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he thinks maybe she was turned off because the DATEA

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<v Speaker 1>did pretty quickly after that and she hasn't called him back.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you about ready to get her on the phone? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's do it. And is your face all cleared up

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<v Speaker 1>before we set you up for a second date if

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<v Speaker 1>this works out? Yes, my face is all cleared up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not even talking about the date anymore. We're talking

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<v Speaker 1>about all right. I'm gonna dial her phone of her

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<v Speaker 1>right now and see if that's the reason she's not

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back. Okay, great, all right, here we go. Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, man, I speak to Jesse. Please king us.

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<v Speaker 1>Good question? I think you're supposed to answer it? Who

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<v Speaker 1>is this good question? Do you tell her she's going

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<v Speaker 1>to hang up? What's going on here? Hi? Jesse? This

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<v Speaker 1>is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. What

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<v Speaker 1>who is it? Jewel from the radio show Brooke and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewel in the Morning. Oh, are you the ones who

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<v Speaker 1>do that bore the Roses? No, that's not us. We

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<v Speaker 1>do a different kind of imaginative radio segment called a

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<v Speaker 1>second Date Update. Yeah, it's all kind of the same. Yeah, creative.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you heard of that one? No? I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't heard of you. Guys, Okay, why are you calling me? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you because we do something on the show

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<v Speaker 1>called a second date Update. That's where if you go

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<v Speaker 1>out on a date with somebody and then end up

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<v Speaker 1>not calling them back after they can email us to

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<v Speaker 1>get you on the phone and ask what went wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>And somebody email us about you? Oh really? Yes, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have any idea who might be? Why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>just tell me? Probably a better option than being so

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<v Speaker 1>mysterious all the time. His name's Jeremy. Oh oh ma'am? Yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So Jeremy emailed us and told us about meeting you.

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<v Speaker 1>He said he really liked you a lot, he thought

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<v Speaker 1>things were going great. But now you're not answering any

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<v Speaker 1>of his phone calls or text messages. Yeah, no, that's

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<v Speaker 1>not going to work out. Do you mind telling Do

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<v Speaker 1>you mind telling us why you know, we're just different

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of people. I mean, you know, sometimes you just

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<v Speaker 1>know that he really liked you. I mean, he had

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<v Speaker 1>lots of nice things to say about you, that you're gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 1>he had fun with you. He even said, you guys

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<v Speaker 1>like had a small makeout in the middle of your date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean that's all true. I mean he did seem

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<v Speaker 1>nice at first, but then you know, later on we

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<v Speaker 1>were eating at his barbecue place, and we were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about what we had done for the holidays, and one

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<v Speaker 1>thing he said just told me everything I needed to

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<v Speaker 1>know right there. Wow, so one major red flag for you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And it wasn't the pimple. Oh my god, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>believe he told you that. Yeah, no, it wasn't that

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<v Speaker 1>he thinks that's the reason that you don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>see him again. No, No, it's like I said, like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're very different people. I mean, like we were talking

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<v Speaker 1>about what we had done for Thanksgiving, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he said that he went over and had dinner with

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<v Speaker 1>his family and then immediately after dinner he wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>go stam in one of those Black Friday lines. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I would never do that. I like to spend several

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<v Speaker 1>hours with my family, like eat and hang around after

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<v Speaker 1>and I would never just wait leave right away and

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<v Speaker 1>go shopping. The one red flag is that he went

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<v Speaker 1>Black Friday shopping. Yeah, I mean he's a Black Friday shopper.

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<v Speaker 1>That tells me everything I need to know about him

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<v Speaker 1>and what's important to him. Really, that tells you everything

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<v Speaker 1>about a person. Yes, maybe he just really like needs

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<v Speaker 1>a good a deal this year, or maybe Thanksgiving even

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<v Speaker 1>isn't that big of a deal in his family, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that big of a deal in my family.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's whatever, but for me, it's a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>And we have different morals, clearly morals. Yeah, obviously family

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<v Speaker 1>time is important to me and it's not important to him.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on one second, can I just talk now? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>What was that? Oh, Jesse, that's Jeremy. He's actually on

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<v Speaker 1>the other line listening and obviously really wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Yeah, this is weird. This is not weird.

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<v Speaker 1>What's weird is that you don't want to see me

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<v Speaker 1>because of Black Fridays. That's important to you, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we are not the same. Family time is important to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a Black Friday shopper. I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>the best gifts for my family. I have to leave

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<v Speaker 1>and go wait in Black Friday lines to get them

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<v Speaker 1>everything they want because I care about them and WelCom

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<v Speaker 1>are you going? Friday? Lines are the only way? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>do you know anything about shopping? Have you ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>of online? Have you ever heard of for Monday? I

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<v Speaker 1>mean seriously, online shopping? Have guys thought of that? You

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<v Speaker 1>don't get the good gals? And on top of that,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that you guys are missing the point here,

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<v Speaker 1>like if you were to ever be together. He doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>sound like he's a person that would force you to

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<v Speaker 1>go to Black Friday with him. You just don't go,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you Brooks. Well, no, I want a boyfriend who

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<v Speaker 1>wants to spend time with me and my family and

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<v Speaker 1>not just go running off as soon as there's some

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<v Speaker 1>deal somewhere. You're so passionate. Thanksgiving is to eat and

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<v Speaker 1>then you go get the gifts for everybody, and then

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<v Speaker 1>on Christmas you could spend the entire time with them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not very imaginative. I mean, be a little more.

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<v Speaker 1>You are super passionate about nobody shopping on Black Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you, Jesse? Yeah, yes I am, because I actually

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<v Speaker 1>have some taste and clap. I'm not a jerk who

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<v Speaker 1>cares about material things over all. Else whoa, oh my gosh, No,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. No, if your family's like you, then

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are a bunch of lane jerks who like

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<v Speaker 1>to make other people feel bad about going Wow Black Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>You're labeling me because I'm gradual. You're the crazy one here. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not crazy. I'm just theoretically saying, what if we

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<v Speaker 1>were together and then we went to Thanksgiving together with

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<v Speaker 1>my family, and then as soon as dinner's over, you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to run out the door to go get a

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<v Speaker 1>deal on a blender or something. All right, Well, there's

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<v Speaker 1>two things wrong with that. One, I could leave a

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<v Speaker 1>little later. I don't have to leave ride after dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>And then on top of that, nobody buys blenders on

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<v Speaker 1>Black Friday. That's just absurd. Blenders are reasonably Chris throughout

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<v Speaker 1>the year. He does make a good point, And Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if you were theoretically boyfriend and girlfriend with him,

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<v Speaker 1>you may get super awesome Christmas presents. Because of this,

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<v Speaker 1>that is not my thing. You choose to go get

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<v Speaker 1>things instead of spending time with people. I've been lined

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<v Speaker 1>with hundreds of people, spending time with a lot of people. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a simple solution. You could just come with me

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<v Speaker 1>to spend time with me waiting in line during Black Friday.

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<v Speaker 1>We can make it like a camp out. If that's

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<v Speaker 1>what nothing, I would hate that. So obviously you and

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<v Speaker 1>I are into different things. Do you understand that now? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I really understand it now, it's pretty easy to understand. Hey, Jesse,

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<v Speaker 1>before we wrap everything up, I'm sure you want to

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<v Speaker 1>get going. Would you like to go on a second

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<v Speaker 1>date with Jeremy. We'll pay for it, even though it's

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<v Speaker 1>a terrible Black Friday shopper. Yeah, that'll be a note

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<v Speaker 1>for me, but thank you. That's fine. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to go with her anyway. I mean, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>go with somebody who's adventurous and excited for these amazing

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<v Speaker 1>things like Black Friday. Whatever, yeah, whatever, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>most powerful ways we were into a second date, up

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<v Speaker 1>date whatever. Whatever. Okay, Well I've already lost interest obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>so is that it can I go? Bye bye? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>All right bye, Hey Jeremy, Yeah I'm here. I'm really sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>No second date on that one, man. Well, at least

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't about the pimple, that's true. It was more

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<v Speaker 1>about you having a black soul because you shop on

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<v Speaker 1>Black Friday. Yeah, I'm a horrible man who loves getting

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<v Speaker 1>discounts on his gifts for his family. He's a terrible,

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<v Speaker 1>terrible dude. I don't even want to talk to you anymore.