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Speaker 1: date goes bad, it's not your fault, it's your body's fault. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that would still be your fault. I've had my body

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Speaker 1: are you? Hey? What's going on? We'll get to your

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Speaker 1: stupid body in a second. But your email said that

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Speaker 1: think you before we get into that. Why don't you

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Speaker 1: tell us where you met the girl you want to

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Speaker 1: where did you meet Jesse? So especially a very funny story.

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Speaker 1: I met Jesse at a gay bar? Oh okay, oh god,

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Speaker 1: I want a boyfriend at a gay bar once. No,

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Speaker 1: not expecting you to do it there? No, no, no no,

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Speaker 1: I was actually just out with a bunch of my

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Speaker 1: And normally I'm just there to have fun with my friends.

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Speaker 1: I mean, well that's what I did. So I kissed

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Speaker 1: No wonder this guy has PEMPLESEI invites everybody Hommy's dirty.

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Speaker 1: brooking Jubil in the morning update. This portion enough. Today's

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Speaker 1: second day update has brought to you by clear as

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Speaker 1: Hill Rapid Rescue deep cleaning pads. This kidding is not

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Speaker 1: those before. Actually, oh okay, well you should have had

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Speaker 1: All right, man, I speak to Jesse. Please king us.

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Speaker 1: Jewel in the Morning. Oh, are you the ones who

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Speaker 1: do that bore the Roses? No, that's not us. We

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Speaker 1: second Date Update. Yeah, it's all kind of the same. Yeah, creative.

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Speaker 1: haven't heard of you. Guys, Okay, why are you calling me? Well,

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Speaker 1: And somebody email us about you? Oh really? Yes, do

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Speaker 1: I would never do that. I like to spend several

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Speaker 1: That tells me everything I need to know about him

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Speaker 1: and what's important to him. Really, that tells you everything

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Speaker 1: about a person. Yes, maybe he just really like needs

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Speaker 1: And we have different morals, clearly morals. Yeah, obviously family

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Speaker 1: time is important to me and it's not important to him.

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Speaker 1: Hold on one second, can I just talk now? Please?

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Speaker 1: What was that? Oh, Jesse, that's Jeremy. He's actually on

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Speaker 1: What's weird is that you don't want to see me

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Speaker 1: because of Black Fridays. That's important to you, and then

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Speaker 1: I'm not a Black Friday shopper. I want to get

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Speaker 1: are you going? Friday? Lines are the only way? I mean,

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Speaker 1: mean seriously, online shopping? Have guys thought of that? You

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Speaker 1: Thank you Brooks. Well, no, I want a boyfriend who

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Speaker 1: then you go get the gifts for everybody, and then

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Speaker 1: That's not very imaginative. I mean, be a little more.

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Speaker 1: You are super passionate about nobody shopping on Black Friday,

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Speaker 1: aren't you, Jesse? Yeah, yes I am, because I actually

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Speaker 1: you know what. No, if your family's like you, then

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Speaker 1: You're labeling me because I'm gradual. You're the crazy one here. Oh,

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Speaker 1: two things wrong with that. One, I could leave a

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Speaker 1: And then on top of that, nobody buys blenders on

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Speaker 1: Black Friday. That's just absurd. Blenders are reasonably Chris throughout

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Speaker 1: the year. He does make a good point, And Jesse,

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Speaker 1: that is not my thing. You choose to go get

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Speaker 1: it's a simple solution. You could just come with me

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Speaker 1: We can make it like a camp out. If that's

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Speaker 1: what nothing, I would hate that. So obviously you and

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Speaker 1: I really understand it now, it's pretty easy to understand. Hey, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: things like Black Friday. Whatever, yeah, whatever, one of the

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Speaker 1: date whatever. Whatever. Okay, Well I've already lost interest obviously,

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Speaker 1: so is that it can I go? Bye bye? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All right bye, Hey Jeremy, Yeah I'm here. I'm really sorry.

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Speaker 1: No second date on that one, man. Well, at least

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Speaker 1: it wasn't about the pimple, that's true. It was more

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Speaker 1: Black Friday. Yeah, I'm a horrible man who loves getting

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Speaker 1: terrible dude. I don't even want to talk to you anymore.