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Speaker 1: I'm at the World's Least Humble marine. It's one more thing.

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Speaker 1: I'm strong and getty. Two things is a setup to

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Speaker 1: this story from my vacation one. It's just been in

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Speaker 1: the last few years. I feel like that they've started

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Speaker 1: breaking down intelligence into different groups. Yeah, it used to

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Speaker 1: be smarter dumb, but now there's different kinds of intelligence,

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Speaker 1: including emotional intelligence. And I ran into a guy who

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Speaker 1: had very low emotional intelligence or whatever ability it is

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Speaker 1: that some people have or don't have to read a

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Speaker 1: room to read other people's body language or faces or whatever, right,

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Speaker 1: and it's amazing. I mean I have run into several people.

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Speaker 1: I know some people that are very high on that,

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Speaker 1: Like I think Trump is extraordinarily high on that. He

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Speaker 1: probably actually is genius level when it comes to emotional intelligence.

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Speaker 1: I think a lot of successful people probably are. But

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Speaker 1: I've know some really smart, successful people that seem to

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Speaker 1: have like zero I mean, they're like imbeciles when it

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Speaker 1: comes to emotional intelligence. And I met one on vacation.

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Speaker 1: As I said, the World's Least humble marine, and yes,

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Speaker 1: go ahead.

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Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, do you think a decent

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Speaker 2: description of emotional intelligence is understanding? How the other person

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Speaker 2: is receiving an exchange.

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Speaker 1: Perceiving that absolutely, And it seems to me the people

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Speaker 1: that are really bad at it have never even considered

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Speaker 1: the idea of wondering how the people are reacting to them.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of like, truly, the h you have no

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Speaker 2: idea how bad you or the more dumb you are,

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Speaker 2: the smarter you think you are, one of those things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and everyone asked that question. Yeah, it's the whole

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Speaker 1: incompetent people don't know they're incompetent. And I guess that's

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Speaker 1: true on all topics and my experience with military people

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Speaker 1: as we've Joe and I have done so many things

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Speaker 1: with so many military people over the years, and we

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Speaker 1: both have family members in the military. Military people tend

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Speaker 1: to be pretty humble just the way they are, and

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Speaker 1: the higher up the food chain you go in that

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Speaker 1: And most Marines I've ever met in my life were

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Speaker 1: like that also, except for this guy. So I'm on

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Speaker 1: vacation and my son and I is actually going to

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Speaker 1: be both my boys and I were going to take

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Speaker 1: this boat trip. It's like this inflatable boat probably fit

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Speaker 1: to be some snarkling and then a ride back and

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Speaker 1: has a pretty long trip. It was like three hours total,

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Speaker 1: but anyway they made it clear is really rough. And

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Speaker 1: I mean it and yeah, you had to you had

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Speaker 1: Have you done this before? I have?

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Speaker 3: And these boats are not a smooth ride.

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Speaker 1: No, no, super rough and you like had to hang

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Speaker 1: was it was wrong. AnyWho, So before we got on

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Speaker 2: Just to clarify, the bucket hat, the sunglasses, the speedo

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Speaker 1: Correct, Okay, all right, he had flip flops on. Well,

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Speaker 1: sea I'll take front, And guy said, okay, cool, you're sure,

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Speaker 1: and he said, I'm semper fie man, I don't worry

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Speaker 1: non stop talking the whole time, never stops talking, talking

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Speaker 1: Of course, non stop chatterbox caught it. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how many times he mentioned he was a marine or

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Speaker 1: he was simperfie, way too many times, not hanging on

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Speaker 1: to any of the rogues. He would just fly up

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Speaker 1: I don't need to hang on. I'm semper fine.

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Speaker 4: And I hate him already, I know, I know.

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Speaker 1: And it gets worse. So they're going around and so

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Speaker 1: they start handing out The captain starts handing out gloves.

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Speaker 1: He said, your your your knuckles are going to get

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Speaker 1: You can tell. Captain says, uh, yeah, I didn't figure

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Speaker 1: it clear to everyone on this tiny boat who's hurt

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Speaker 1: with the Marines. But you're a tough guy. We all

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Speaker 1: fully understand the whole dynamic of what's going on.

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Speaker 3: We just stipulate that move on. We get it, and

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Speaker 1: So we're on this boat ride and the captain points

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Speaker 1: out a couple of hikes and swims that people do

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Speaker 1: in this touristy area on the ocean, and he talks

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Speaker 1: about this one. It's a seventeen mile hike and swim.

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Speaker 1: Not very many people do it. Do it? Do it?

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Speaker 1: It's really really hard to do. It's really grueling. You

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Speaker 1: have to be like an expert swimmer. Marine voices, I

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Speaker 1: just did it, did it yesterday. I didn't think it

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Speaker 3: Act Oh, this is why you go ahead, he says,

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Speaker 3: when you go whoops.

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Speaker 4: And accidentally just donkey kick him off the side of

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Speaker 2: You know, if only his dad had told him like once,

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Speaker 2: I'm proud of you, son, or a good job.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, you think that's it? Uh, that could be

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Speaker 1: it and not a shock that he was by himself.

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Speaker 1: But so he had done this grueling like seventeen mile

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Speaker 1: guy was pretty impersonally said wow, you did that, and

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Speaker 1: he said, yeah, I didn't think it was that much.

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Speaker 1: And he said, I don't know how many people have

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Speaker 1: by myself. He said, man, that's not a very good idea.

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Speaker 1: I usually suggest if people are going to do that

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Speaker 1: says a marine guy. Okay, fine, we get that going.

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Speaker 1: But here's here's the ending of my story. This is

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Speaker 1: my favorite part of the whole thing. The cap and

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Speaker 1: and he's blasting music the whole time, which made it

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Speaker 1: So that song starts and the marine says, hey, you

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Speaker 1: know what I call this song, Captain psych what Freeballin'?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he's like, what freeballin'? You know, you haven't

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Speaker 1: ever heard that term freeballin' it's like when guys don't

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Speaker 1: say to him, everybody got it, dude, we all understood

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Speaker 1: from the first moment you said that you're pun, You're

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Speaker 1: you're fantastic pun. We just thought it was like coursing uncool,

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Speaker 1: and there's you know, there are a couple of they're

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Speaker 1: or whatever. So then when it gets to the chorus,

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Speaker 1: free balling, like really, emphasize again it frea come on,

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Speaker 1: everybody's free balling.

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Speaker 2: Are you are you Tessnicles Michael You're right, yes, fair good.

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Speaker 1: I actually thought, at one point, are you a Saturday

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Speaker 1: Night Live bit?

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Speaker 2: I was gonna ask, are you in the background of

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Speaker 2: some jackass ish video you're reacting to? That's wow?

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Speaker 1: It was amazing.

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Speaker 4: This guy sounds cringe from start to finish. Every part

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Speaker 3: I hate Oh.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just it was tough, and I didn't

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Speaker 1: But when we got off the body, he was like, God,

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Speaker 1: that guy was an ad you know whole Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: everybody and the captain just trying to ignore it. Now,

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Speaker 1: what do you call it? Free balling? Okay? Do you

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Speaker 1: get it? Yeah? I get it. We all get it.

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Speaker 1: Everybody gets it. See the problems. And that's where I

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Speaker 1: come in with the emotional intelligence thing. I mean, it

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Speaker 1: was clear all of us looking around that we I mean,

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Speaker 1: we're all looking at each other. We all I felt

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Speaker 1: exactly the same way, and I would like to It's

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Speaker 1: like an experiment as a sociologist to talk to the

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Speaker 1: guy and say, are you really not picking up on

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Speaker 1: any of the cues that everybody on this boat is giving?

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Speaker 1: That one? They're tired of hearing you talk too. They

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Speaker 1: don't think your course jokes are funny, like you really

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Speaker 1: that hasn't sunk into you at all?

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Speaker 3: Was he drinking?

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Speaker 1: No? Okay?

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Speaker 3: Do you think he was a real marine or was

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Speaker 3: he just being I.

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Speaker 1: Think man, I definitely think he's a real marine. And

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Speaker 1: he had all the They talked a lot about what

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Speaker 1: blah blah blah. He had too much knowledge about it.

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Speaker 1: I think his marine. I just think he I think

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Speaker 1: he's a super stud athlete, really good looking guy. So

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Speaker 1: the uh the there's a captain, and then there's another

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Speaker 1: person who's like the tour guide and talks and takes

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Speaker 1: lots of pictures. And she was like twenty five and

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Speaker 1: super attractive. She went up to the front to sit

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Speaker 1: because I think she was singing, here's a single guy,

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Speaker 1: good looking guy. I'm good looking girl, I'm gonna talk.

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Speaker 1: She was up there like five minutes, went back to

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Speaker 4: Okay, from the department of this is why you're single.

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Speaker 1: Dude, you know er number one?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll skip to this second point reminds me of

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Speaker 2: a dude I ran into in Lama's classes when Judy

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Speaker 2: a case where a big stud dumb ass found himself

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Speaker 2: And he is so clearly headed.

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Speaker 3: For that sort of future he is.

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Speaker 2: He's got to be in the outermost, like three percent

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Speaker 2: of utterly clueless.

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Speaker 1: Right, And man, imagine how difficult that is to make

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Speaker 1: it through life. If you can't read other people's reactions

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you're standing on a boat, screaming, freeballing right

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Speaker 4: in a family setting.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, it wouldn't been It wouldn't have been

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Speaker 1: funny if we'd all been nineteen year old dudes. It's

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Speaker 1: still yeah, we get it, We got it right at

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Speaker 1: the beginning. You don't need to sing it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: There was no way for the captain to make him

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Speaker 1: Huh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I was just gonna say, karma really demanded that.

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Speaker 2: When the boat flew up in the air, he smacked

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Speaker 2: down hard, maybe on them, you know, Karma punishing him

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Speaker 2: for his well, the aforementioned sins.

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Speaker 1: And I thought kind of what you were thinking there,

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Speaker 1: is like, how many women have fallen for this good

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Speaker 1: looking studley dude and how long did it take him

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Speaker 1: to figure out? And or is the reverse? Is this

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Speaker 1: the really dumb hot chick that guys put up with

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Speaker 2: I don't know, but I see him connecting with either

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Speaker 2: the and forgive me for referencing it in anyway, but

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Speaker 2: of coffee or the two stupid good looking chicks who

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Speaker 2: stole the girl scouts money?

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Speaker 1: Who?

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Speaker 2: We've played the clips of whoa Right many times? Well,

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Speaker 2: they had the money and I wanted it. He'll end

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Speaker 2: up with one of them or both of them, probably.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of a Hawk two egg girl, I just want

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Speaker 4: I was at a bar over our vacation and my

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Speaker 4: husband was elsewhere. So this guy came up and stood

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Speaker 4: next to me and went, hey, I just want to

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Speaker 4: let you know. You look just like the Hawk two

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Speaker 4: E girl. Oh, And I said, first of all, no,

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Speaker 4: I don't. Second of all, is that your opening line?

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Speaker 4: That's what you're going up to chicks now and saying?

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Speaker 4: So anyway, I'm apparently the other Hawk two E girl.

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Speaker 2: I got a marine, buddy, I think you should beat

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Speaker 2: it to you and get along great.

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Speaker 1: I must say, I don't know what you guys are referencing.

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Speaker 1: Good Yeah, is it worth explaining?

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Speaker 2: I will explain it in my usual cultured and reserved manner.

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Speaker 2: She was asked by some street interviewer is there something

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Speaker 2: you do that always drives guys crazy? And she described

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Speaker 2: a bit of an act, including that memorable phrase, and

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Speaker 2: it went viral and she got a deal and put

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Speaker 2: out one hundred thousand dollars worth of merchandise in three

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Speaker 2: eight hours.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, sorts of stuff.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's gotten IQ is seventy six.

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Speaker 4: Jack Bryan, the country star brought her up on stage

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Speaker 4: during one of his concerts.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gotten out of control.

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Speaker 2: It's Andy Warhol's fifteen minutes of fame, just on steroids.

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Speaker 1: See, I could see this marine if he was at

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Speaker 1: a concert. I could see them bringing him up on

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Speaker 1: stage in his red, white and blue speedo because he

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Speaker 1: looked like a model. Yeah, you know, and him getting

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Speaker 1: and becoming something briefly.

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Speaker 2: Introduce her to the horny dip s backstage, and maybe

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Speaker 2: they matchmaking a couple of clueless babies together.

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Speaker 1: Certainly not dumb dumb babies who can't read the room.

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Speaker 3: But are hot.

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Speaker 2: At least they're hot.

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Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it. Uh,