Speaker 1: We know a lot of y'all love the dunk on unk,
Speaker 1: But now we got a twist. We're gonna see just
Speaker 1: how well you know o Cho and myself. So what
Speaker 1: we're gonna do. We're gonna walk out into the audience.
Speaker 1: Uh Ocho, h Ashley?
Speaker 2: Am I taking the cards? Or do we are? We
Speaker 2: gonna give o'yoe set.
Speaker 1: Of cars here?
Speaker 2: Oh Cho.
Speaker 1: Huh oh oh Joe, you got cars too. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna go out there. We're gonna take a little We're
Speaker 1: gonna take a little stroll. We're gonna see how well
Speaker 1: you know o Cho and myself. Cause some of y'all
Speaker 1: just be some of y'all be talking about. Oh we
Speaker 1: we watch y'all all the time. We know everything y'all
Speaker 1: gonna be doing and everything. So we're about to find
Speaker 1: out you wanna participate for man? Okay, okay, he does Okay,
Speaker 1: what five cities have we done a live show in?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 2: Hekay? Hello? Who could get this? Who? Okay? All right?
Speaker 2: L a New York? Oh no, no, no, mast.
Speaker 1: Who we got Come on and it ain't not hard?
Speaker 1: You got it?
Speaker 4: Okay, here you go, come on, come on from New Orleans, Vegas, SF,
Speaker 4: Houston up Atlanta. I said five San Francisco, it's one Vegas, Vegas, uh, Houston, Houston,
Speaker 4: and then at Atlanta Atlanta.
Speaker 1: That's five left, one off Dallas.
Speaker 2: Also good, good job. Oh y'all go ahead, Are you ready? Yes?
Speaker 5: Matter of fact, listen, y'all gave me Listen for my
Speaker 5: for my questions. Listen, God damn it, hey, listen for
Speaker 5: my questions. If you get mine right, you get one
Speaker 5: hundred dollars?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa How you will give
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars? You want me fifty nine hundred? Man,
Speaker 1: let me go get my stick.
Speaker 5: And this ain't this ain't part of money I owe
Speaker 5: you though, huh Now, this ain't this.
Speaker 6: This is my this is my girl money.
Speaker 1: This ain't you told me when we started a live
Speaker 1: show he gonna give me my money?
Speaker 2: Didn't he say that?
Speaker 6: All right? Listen, you got cash out?
Speaker 2: Huh ain't got no cash?
Speaker 6: App Hey you ready?
Speaker 5: Yeah, y'all, y'all listen, what was my mother's nickname?
Speaker 6: What is my mother's nickname? He has that person? Hold
Speaker 6: on Hurricane Paula fuck? Yeah, I got it, I got it,
Speaker 6: I got it. You got, you got pay your cash up?
Speaker 6: You got?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, hey, make sure you I owe you a
Speaker 5: hundred nigga.
Speaker 2: I owe you.
Speaker 6: An I got you. He how let your way after
Speaker 6: the show? I got you.
Speaker 1: No, no, we got a Bronco guy. We got I
Speaker 1: know you, bro, You're a Bronx. I mean, come on, brother,
Speaker 1: I know you know something. Okay, Oh you can.
Speaker 6: You can go all the way through them?
Speaker 1: How you doingra This was early on, so you have
Speaker 1: to you had to really really listen and to.
Speaker 2: Know what's going on.
Speaker 1: Back in the early nineties, I left something at a
Speaker 1: young lady's house.
Speaker 2: What did I leave? I remember that?
Speaker 6: You get up there on your how you get up there? Oh? Okay,
Speaker 6: okay the third help my brother, help me out.
Speaker 2: Brothers your rolex? Hold on, hold on your rolex?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I had to go get that, coul
Speaker 1: I had to go get that.
Speaker 6: Go ahead on, Joe, ready you all ready?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 6: Name five of my kids?
Speaker 5: Yeah, matter of fact, matter of fact, yeah, hold on, ship,
Speaker 5: I don't even know I five, name five, Name five
Speaker 5: of my kids?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: Wait wait wait wait wait, raise your hand. You get
Speaker 5: two hundred dollars if you get this some right, we
Speaker 5: gave one hundred dollars I got. I'm gonna pay you later, Okay, okay,
Speaker 5: come on.
Speaker 6: Who we got five of my kids?
Speaker 5: You sure, yeah, I'm gonna pay. I'm gonna pay. Hold on,
Speaker 5: hold on, hold on, hold on five?
Speaker 2: We got zo from high school? From high school?
Speaker 6: Oh no, not mine, man, that nigga drunk? Anybody? Five
Speaker 6: of my kids? Two hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: Fine?
Speaker 7: Nah?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: Are you you? Google? Hold on? Hold on, hold on,
Speaker 6: hold on past that dog?
Speaker 2: Who want to give that?
Speaker 9: Got?
Speaker 10: You got.
Speaker 6: Chat chattoo? Serenity?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 6: What's I smell it?
Speaker 2: I got somebody that know im here? Oh Joe, she
Speaker 2: said she could get it. Oh of course, Florida, Oh Joe.
Speaker 2: I got a young lady over here to say, she
Speaker 2: knows I don't know them? You do you want her
Speaker 2: to answer? Yep?
Speaker 6: See my auntie cheated over here? Now she googling.
Speaker 5: You got somebody that didn't look at their phone in hell,
Speaker 5: look at their phone and.
Speaker 6: Know I'm I'm let me see it. Go ahead, let
Speaker 6: me head.
Speaker 9: Uh huh child jr uh huh friend?
Speaker 7: Try?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, light friend? Try? How many that was? That
Speaker 6: was only three? It's still too more, I know, it's
Speaker 6: still too more to caira okay, savvy?
Speaker 2: H Nah got it?
Speaker 6: She cheated. She cheated. That don't count because I let
Speaker 6: her hit.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, Joe, I got a good one. I don't
Speaker 1: think they're gonna get this one.
Speaker 6: What is it? What is it? What is it?
Speaker 2: What is it? Ma'am? Can I ask you?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: What gold with lobsters? Good butter? You remember that?
Speaker 9: Damn?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, O, Joe, Oh.
Speaker 6: This is a good one.
Speaker 2: What is you gotta ask?
Speaker 6: What is Shannon Sharp's favorite artist? You wait? Which one?
Speaker 6: Hold on?
Speaker 1: They said, there, y'all go, y'all got jokes. Y'all got Joe,
Speaker 1: I say, my favorite artist artists?
Speaker 6: Which? Hold on? Adel Adele? Your favorite artist Adle?
Speaker 2: No, I'm not calling o y'all too?
Speaker 6: Who are your favorite artist? Is Dell?
Speaker 5: Uh? A?
Speaker 6: Dall?
Speaker 5: You say your favorite artist is a Dell? Uh huh
Speaker 5: no mm hmm yes, yes, nope, No, Shannon's favorite artist?
Speaker 5: You know my favorite artist? Hold on, Joe, I think
Speaker 5: we got somebody. We got somebody, he say, you know,
Speaker 5: he said, you know.
Speaker 4: Maxwell, Max, Michelle n Davia and Cello.
Speaker 2: You know we got a widow old joke?
Speaker 6: Who was it?
Speaker 1: Michelle and dyel Cello. I do, but he's not my favorite.
Speaker 6: Joe.
Speaker 2: This was for cho. Who does Oh Joe want to
Speaker 2: perform at his wedding?
Speaker 6: Oh it's easy, it's easy. You're gone where you going? No,
Speaker 6: you ain't sit down? Where you going?
Speaker 5: You're going to the bathroom, Brial, you gotta be okay,
Speaker 5: Cob we laughing.
Speaker 6: You're getting up during the show. Yeah, he go ahead.
Speaker 6: I'm a hol yo.
Speaker 7: See, I got you?
Speaker 1: Who does Oh Choe want to perform at his wedding?
Speaker 2: Got god?
Speaker 6: Got you?
Speaker 2: I think you want Brian McKnight. Right, that's one.
Speaker 6: Okay, you got you got that right?
Speaker 1: Yo? This the first one that you always see you
Speaker 1: want to perform at your wedding? Oh?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's another one. It's a no, it's
Speaker 6: a young.
Speaker 2: I don't think Frank gonna be able to be there.
Speaker 6: Nobody gonna get it.
Speaker 1: On my man, say Frank Sinatra, I say, I don't
Speaker 1: think he gonna make it.
Speaker 5: He gonna he ain't gonna make it. Anybody know who
Speaker 5: I wanted my wedding the single?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 6: Kiki?
Speaker 5: You're right, hey, you gotta get one hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: I'm going up there that you want.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
Speaker 1: Oh Joe, that man say, kei, kei palmer, Lord have mercy. Oh,
Speaker 1: I gotta good, I gotta good with it. What was
Speaker 1: Shannon's major in college? No, it was not eligibility.
Speaker 2: Hold on, h that's been ugly by the fail?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 7: Communications?
Speaker 2: I do? But that was not my major?
Speaker 6: Hey?
Speaker 1: Hey, come on, oh history?
Speaker 2: What hold what about history? That was it? I was
Speaker 2: a and criminal justice major. Oh y'all, where are you?
Speaker 6: I'm upstairs? Okay, go ahead, Hey y'all can hear me
Speaker 6: up here?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 6: How many jobs do I have?
Speaker 1: Let you know?
Speaker 6: Like dead ass? How many jobs I got? How many
Speaker 6: jobs I have?
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 7: Raise, hold on, hold on, hold on, you're drunk?
Speaker 6: Drunk? How many jobs I got? No? No, this? Four
Speaker 6: hundred dollars?
Speaker 2: Thirty five hundred? No, thirty five?
Speaker 6: Anybody? How many jobs I got?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 6: How many? We got? About like thirteen? Right?
Speaker 1: No, it's so easy, Oh Joe, No, oh Joe, you
Speaker 1: want me to help you?
Speaker 2: Down here?
Speaker 1: We got to talk. Some people say that. No, down here,
Speaker 1: Oh Joe, you got all the jobs? Fuck it so much?
Speaker 5: Hey, yes, that nobody got the answer right, it's fifty eleven.
Speaker 2: Oh Joe, I was I told you I had some
Speaker 2: people that say they knew.
Speaker 6: Oh you said it right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, oh Joe. Yeah, I got a good one.
Speaker 6: I can't hear you.
Speaker 2: I got a good one.
Speaker 6: Wait, said again, I got a good one one more time?
Speaker 1: Does anybody know the nickname that we referred to Ocho's
Speaker 1: girlfriend on Nightcap? Cambodia, Cambodia, It is Oh Joe. That
Speaker 1: was quick, they got it? That was quick?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got one?
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
Speaker 5: How many times have I moved places since I started Nightcap?
Speaker 2: Who? Damn?
Speaker 6: How many places?
Speaker 2: Don't start me to line?
Speaker 1: I don't even know that one?
Speaker 6: Anybody? How many times do I move?
Speaker 2: Anybody know?
Speaker 7: Three?
Speaker 6: You're right there?
Speaker 11: Three?
Speaker 5: Three is correct and it's a listen and I'm for
Speaker 5: the move again.
Speaker 6: The way this ship going? Hey, uh, thank you?
Speaker 1: Hey, I got a good one. What was the name?
Speaker 1: What was the college that O Yo got kicked out of?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 6: They they're not gonna get it on Yo. I'm gonna
Speaker 6: get that.
Speaker 7: Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2: We gotta got to say he knows, o Joe? Was it?
Speaker 6: Santa Monica?
Speaker 2: Santa Monica?
Speaker 1: No, no, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 6: Yoe, we got what Langston Univarsity?
Speaker 2: J O Joe, he got it?
Speaker 6: Who?
Speaker 2: Langston Univarsity?
Speaker 5: Yeah, hey, hey, hey, let me tell him why I
Speaker 5: got kicked out right. This is how I got the
Speaker 5: nickname Hella Hands. Hey, I beat up the dude, and
Speaker 5: I'll never forget. They sent me to not the principal
Speaker 5: what they call him? What they call him back then
Speaker 5: the dean. They sent me to the d No, actually
Speaker 5: the president, President Ernest Holloway, rist in peace.
Speaker 6: And now I'm gonna whooped devot ass. I'm good. I'm good.
Speaker 6: I don't even help, but we're good. We got how many?
Speaker 2: How many more?
Speaker 6: We got?
Speaker 2: Got one more old choice on you.
Speaker 6: Matter of fact? And this last one?
Speaker 5: Right, I'm on my mama, rest in peace. Whoever answers
Speaker 5: last question? You're getting a thousand dollars. Lord, hey, I
Speaker 5: just put that on my mama. Babye, babye.
Speaker 2: This man always promising something he ain't gonna do.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna pay. I just put it on my mama.
Speaker 5: You know, people, we don't play about our mama. Hold on,
Speaker 5: hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 5: hold on, hold on, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 6: I need I need a hard one.
Speaker 2: He ain't got No, he ain't got a thousand dollars
Speaker 2: on him.
Speaker 6: Twin, Hey on, what you ready? Yes, I'm coming.
Speaker 5: Hold on, well he got damn steps high.
Speaker 6: Oh this is a good one.
Speaker 5: Hello, hold on, Praise God, Praise God.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna get it, O Joe, they gonna get it.
Speaker 5: All right, you're ready. You're ready, I promise you before
Speaker 5: we do the rest of the show.
Speaker 6: You getting your money? Right now?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 6: Where you at? Raise your hand? Okay?
Speaker 5: What choir did I sing with when I was a
Speaker 5: little kid? What choir did I sing with when I
Speaker 5: was a little kid?
Speaker 6: I can't hear you. What choir did I sing with? Hey? Yo?
Speaker 6: Right now? You stand up staying up?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You you got zell?
Speaker 1: Yo?
Speaker 6: Do you have zel comel?
Speaker 2: What up?
Speaker 6: Hold on, twin, Twin? Where are you from Berkeley? You're
Speaker 6: from Berkeley?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hey, hey, hold on, hold on, twin. You like to
Speaker 6: get high fee, I'm I'm I'm a little order now.
Speaker 6: I used to you used to I just come my
Speaker 6: dress off you? Oh you had dress too. I had
Speaker 6: dress too, Twin. Now, I ain't faking what you're.
Speaker 5: Talking about me A paper, go right there. It's sixty
Speaker 5: nine now, because you ain't gonna get in one thousands
Speaker 5: now you get Listen to me, I ain't even gonna
Speaker 5: play with you that. I ain't gonna play with you
Speaker 5: like that because I'm not home.
Speaker 6: It's some berkeny niggas up there tripping about me to you.
Speaker 5: Better now, No, you're good where they at?
Speaker 2: Hold on home?
Speaker 6: Listen? Listen? Yeah, I got you. Listen listen.
Speaker 5: I got somebody in here that ain't playing about me either. Yeah,
Speaker 5: don't worry about who they in here though, turn off,
Speaker 5: Hey me, take care of me.
Speaker 1: Hey, oh Joe, oh Joe, how you eat that many
Speaker 1: money he got?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: He good?
Speaker 2: What you said? He his money on?
Speaker 6: Ze?
Speaker 2: Oh what you say you sending them Mozaiah?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, zill when I got Shell, send my money
Speaker 1: to Shell, shall come here and get my money.
Speaker 5: Hold on, make sure, make sure it makes you zell
Speaker 5: what I told you? I got Shell A thousand, a thousand,
Speaker 5: a thousand. Hold on, we can't start the show till
Speaker 5: to get his money.
Speaker 6: What about who, Shannon Doherty? You said the man I.
Speaker 5: Got you, I got you, I got you, I got you.
Speaker 1: You said we're gonna start the show. You paying me
Speaker 1: my money?
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm.
Speaker 6: Talking about what money I got you. I got you,
Speaker 6: I promise you I got you.
Speaker 2: I ain't gonna ever get my money.
Speaker 6: Chat.
Speaker 1: Hey, crowd, y'all think I'm gonna get paid my money?
Speaker 1: Do y'all ever think I'm gonna get paid?
Speaker 6: You good?
Speaker 2: You're good? You good?
Speaker 6: Hey? But you got listen?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be that guy no more. That
Speaker 1: thing just said it ain't got no money in there,
Speaker 1: it's just spending. Well, which one your account?
Speaker 6: Oh? No, that No, that's that's her money.
Speaker 1: Hey, y'all know that thing? That what that thing you
Speaker 1: be watching? You be going riding around. You know how
Speaker 1: you're seeing somebody are texting that thing be bubbling, the
Speaker 1: bubbles be coming up.
Speaker 6: I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know about You got your money? All right? Guys,
Speaker 2: we got a very very.
Speaker 6: Did he get it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: You got your money? All right?
Speaker 5: Hey, salute you on me. Don't never let them tell
Speaker 5: you I don't pay up?
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: We got a very very special guest joining us tonight.
Speaker 1: We got uh, we got comedian Ryan Davis.
Speaker 5: Oh Ryan, y'all want to do comedy tune.
Speaker 2: Do your thing. Ryan, Oh, y'all can make more noise
Speaker 2: than that.
Speaker 3: Eyah kind of flew all the way out to the
Speaker 3: gayest city in America to watch football. Y'all gotta make
Speaker 3: some noise, all right, Like I don't know, Nah, I'm
Speaker 3: a forty nine Ers fan. Y'all seen our cheerleaders. We
Speaker 3: got the best cheerleaders in the game. I ain't got
Speaker 3: nothing against the community. If y'all feeling weird either too.
Speaker 3: I got a gay brothers. A lot of people don't
Speaker 3: know that. It's one of the closest people to me
Speaker 3: is gay. And this nigga's not a little gay.
Speaker 2: Nah. You wear booty shorts to a funeral, nigga?
Speaker 3: It was crazy. No, it wasn't disrespectful. We were a tie,
Speaker 3: the nigga clean. He came out to me before he
Speaker 3: came out to anyone in my family. I don't know
Speaker 3: if you have anyone in your family. It's a big deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is.
Speaker 3: It's a bad honor because you gotta understand, you know,
Speaker 3: if they come out to you, then that means that
Speaker 3: you're the person they feel safest with. You're the person
Speaker 3: that they believe won't turn your back. On them whenever
Speaker 3: they give you this information. And when they give you
Speaker 3: this information, they only want one response. It's a two
Speaker 3: part response. One they want you to be supportive, and
Speaker 3: two they want you to be shocked. They want you
Speaker 3: to be shocked because they would like to believe they've
Speaker 3: done a good job of hiding this.
Speaker 2: Over the years.
Speaker 3: They do not like when you break the that for real,
Speaker 3: when they come to you and be like, I'm gay,
Speaker 3: you can't be like dud Nigga.
Speaker 2: I knew.
Speaker 3: I knew it was gonna be easy to support my brother.
Speaker 3: That's my best friend, you know. I knew I was
Speaker 3: gonna struggle with Shocked though he knew he was gay
Speaker 3: when he was four, it was.
Speaker 2: Nah for real.
Speaker 3: And I know some people were like, there's no way
Speaker 3: a four year old knows, and I agree with you.
Speaker 3: I don't think four year olds know, but that's not
Speaker 3: what the fuck I said. I didn't say he knew
Speaker 3: he was gay. I said we knew that Nigga was gay.
Speaker 3: Tired of people acting like these kids don't exist. Everybody
Speaker 3: in here knows at least one kid that turned out
Speaker 3: to be exactly how the fuck you thought. I'm almost
Speaker 3: forty me and my homeboys all have kids. One of
Speaker 3: my homeboys, I know him and his son are going
Speaker 3: to have to have a conversation.
Speaker 2: One day.
Speaker 3: Because we go to football games. I go to my son.
Speaker 3: I was like, Ryan, you want to go to the
Speaker 3: football game. He'd be like, yeah, Dad, and my homeboy
Speaker 3: he'll go to his son. He'd be like, hey, you
Speaker 3: want to go to the football game, and his son
Speaker 3: will go yes. I laughed just like that. You know
Speaker 3: this nigga gets mad at me. I'm like, dude, I'm
Speaker 3: not laughing at your son. Niggas, I just got questions.
Speaker 3: So what the fuck you mean? I'm like, it's not
Speaker 3: like that. I just want to know what he grabbed?
Speaker 2: What was that?
Speaker 3: I've never seen that shit in football. I still remember today.
Speaker 3: My brother came out to me. He was nervous. It
Speaker 3: was fidgety, which isn't like him. I was like, bro,
Speaker 3: calm down, what's wrong with you? And he was like,
Speaker 3: I got a secret. I was like, I think I
Speaker 3: know what it is. He was like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to tell you the Okay, So Ryan, guess what. I'm
Speaker 3: an actor, now you know what I'm saying. I've done
Speaker 3: TV and movies and shit, I know how to act
Speaker 3: surprised now, but y'all got to remember I was nineteen
Speaker 3: years old at the time. Yeah, this was my first gig,
Speaker 3: So I did not act surprised or whenever he told me.
Speaker 3: When he asked me, he was like, Ryan, guess what.
Speaker 3: The best thing I could come up with was whatever
Speaker 3: could it be? It was like, You're not gonna believe this,
Speaker 3: but I'm gay. I was like, whoa, there were no
Speaker 3: signs nobody knew.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, put your purse down, give me a hug.
Speaker 3: Nigga, this is gonna fuck the hood up.
Speaker 2: I just kept lying.
Speaker 3: But growing up in North Carolina, man, it's not that progressive.
Speaker 3: We knew me and my parents that we knew that
Speaker 3: my parents weren't gonna be on board.
Speaker 2: And I told him.
Speaker 3: I was like, look, as you grow and figure out
Speaker 3: who you are and who you want to be, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be here for you every step of the way.
Speaker 3: You don't need mom and dad any place you want
Speaker 3: to go, any event you want to attend, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be there right by your side. And you know what,
Speaker 3: this nigga believed me. So so we was in the
Speaker 3: gay club every week.
Speaker 2: It was an elemant experience.
Speaker 3: I know there's a stigma with some you know, straight
Speaker 3: man about going to the gay club, but y'all't understand me.
Speaker 3: And the gay club is full of straight women, and
Speaker 3: don't none of them niggas want them.
Speaker 2: So it's just you.
Speaker 3: It's like being at Disneyland, but you're the only nigga
Speaker 3: that want to ride the rides.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 3: The whole night, I was like, first in line again,
Speaker 3: this shit is crazy.
Speaker 2: We coming back tomorrow. It's stupid. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I had to stop going to the gay club my
Speaker 3: brother though. After they had that shooting at that one
Speaker 3: club in Florida, like seventy something people got shot. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: posts I was like, nah, I can't do it. And
Speaker 3: it wasn't that I was afraid to die next to
Speaker 3: my brother. That's my ride to die. I take a
Speaker 3: bullet for my brother any day. It's just I didn't
Speaker 3: want to die, and I ain't want to die in
Speaker 3: the gay club and not be around to explain why
Speaker 3: the fuck I was in there. I know y'all not
Speaker 3: gonna tell my story, right, I'd be on the internet.
Speaker 3: They like to be they like to be cute with
Speaker 3: the headlines. This is a simple story too. I was
Speaker 3: in the gay club having fun. Somebody started shooting. I
Speaker 3: ran toward the exit, didn't make it, got shot in
Speaker 3: the back, died. By the time that shit hit the internet,
Speaker 3: comedian Ryan Davis found dead in the gay club from
Speaker 3: back shots like, nah, nigga, that is not why I
Speaker 3: was in there. Then nobody fucked me to death and
Speaker 3: they're tell my story right. One thing that did break
Speaker 3: my heart though, is, you know, being one and only
Speaker 3: straight men in those spaces. They because we're not in
Speaker 3: those spaces fellas, they think we're homophobic. Man. It broke
Speaker 3: my heart. Told me they didn't know nothing about us.
Speaker 3: They say straight men are the most homophobic. Man broke
Speaker 3: my heart because I believe straight men of the least homophobic. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and I'm gonna tell you why I say that, because
Speaker 3: I believe in order to be homophobic, you would have
Speaker 3: to give a fuck, and straight men don't give a
Speaker 3: fuck about nobody. We don't care about what any of
Speaker 3: y'all are doing with your lives. That's why we're bad
Speaker 3: gift givers.
Speaker 2: We are.
Speaker 3: But that's why every time a holiday come, we go,
Speaker 3: what do you want? Fuck around and say something like
Speaker 3: you know what to get me a Christmas Come, you
Speaker 3: open your you open your gift pencils. I saw you writing,
Speaker 3: don't say you don't be writing. We don't know shit
Speaker 3: about you. It's indifference, and people don't They don't get
Speaker 3: to experience the indifference. See men, you know, we deal
Speaker 3: with it all the time, but people don't experience it
Speaker 3: from us. So when they experience it, they think they
Speaker 3: think that we're being fucked up or we don't like them.
Speaker 2: You know who fault? That is right?
Speaker 3: The reason that is is because of women. Y'all are
Speaker 3: amazing people. It's your empathy. When people come to y'all,
Speaker 3: you make them feel good, and they want to feel
Speaker 3: that way whenever they come to us. So when a
Speaker 3: gay man goes to a woman and say, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: gay and because of the way I live my life,
Speaker 3: people treat me fucked up. It's unfair.
Speaker 2: A woman will go that is fucked up.
Speaker 3: I'll be your friend and no one will treat you
Speaker 3: like that while I'm around, and that gay man will
Speaker 3: feel amazing. And then he'll go to a straight man
Speaker 3: and say, hey, I'm gay and because of the way
Speaker 3: I live my life, people treat me fucked up. It's unfair,
Speaker 3: and that straight man. We'll look at that gay man
Speaker 3: right in the eyes and say, yeah, nigga, they do that,
Speaker 3: and the gay man will think the straight man don't
Speaker 3: fuck with him. And that's when we get confused, cause Nigga,
Speaker 3: I was there for you. I stopped what I was
Speaker 3: doing to listen to this bullshit you're talking about. And
Speaker 3: that's how you know if we like you, if we
Speaker 3: stop what we doing to listen to you, then we
Speaker 3: really fuck with you.
Speaker 2: We do. You know.
Speaker 3: We may not have any feedback, but we will, but
Speaker 3: we fuck with you. We even feel so bad. We
Speaker 3: go home and tell our girl about it. We go
Speaker 3: home be like, hey, babe, the gay homie going through it,
Speaker 3: you know, and women care about detail, so she'll be like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, what happened and what we like?
Speaker 2: Nigga?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Hey, the nigga was sad. They pray for him. He
Speaker 2: was sad.
Speaker 3: It's indifference and they don't believe that we can be
Speaker 3: like that fellas and still love somebody because they see
Speaker 3: us around our best friends. And when they see us
Speaker 3: around our best friends, they go, oh, well, you know,
Speaker 3: everything about him wrong again. We don't know nothing about
Speaker 3: this nigga. Ladies, what y'all are seeing is shared interest.
Speaker 3: Everything that we share that we're interested in. We know
Speaker 3: whatever he do when he not around us. We have
Speaker 3: no fucking idea what's going on. If you don't believe me, ladies,
Speaker 3: try this, try this whenever you leave here, not today,
Speaker 3: not tomorrow, sometime next week. Just walk up to your
Speaker 3: man and ask them, Hey, you and your best friend
Speaker 3: y'all been friends?
Speaker 2: How long?
Speaker 3: Twenty thirty years? Where does he work? Not the company?
Speaker 3: Where's the building? I guarantee you nearly one hundred percent
Speaker 3: of the men in here will go, what the fuck
Speaker 3: should I know where this nigga work at. I ain't
Speaker 3: never gave him a ride to work. I don't know
Speaker 3: nothing about this nigga. And that'll blow your lady's mind
Speaker 3: because she'll be, like you said, that's your best friend.
Speaker 3: You take a bullet for him, and your man will
Speaker 3: trip you out because he'll go, of course, I take
Speaker 3: a bullet for him, unless it happens at his job,
Speaker 3: because I don't know what the fuck. That is just indifference,
Speaker 3: and ladies, that's why we can't measure up to y'all
Speaker 3: y'all the best people in the world. Your empathy is
Speaker 3: your superpower. It is it's your superpower. We can't measure up.
Speaker 3: But at the same time, ladies, it's your biggest it's
Speaker 3: your biggest weakness because you can't turn it off. You
Speaker 3: ladies show up for people, even when they inconvenience.
Speaker 2: Y'all.
Speaker 3: Like ladies, your best friend can show up at your
Speaker 3: house unannounced, three o'clock in the morning, knocking on your door,
Speaker 3: waking you up out of your sleep, crying because she.
Speaker 2: Got cheated on. Y'all.
Speaker 3: A letter in the house. You see why you're giggling
Speaker 3: because it's stupid. It's stupid, y'all. A letter in the house. Else, y'all,
Speaker 3: a drink wine, talk about how amazing she is, how
Speaker 3: much that guy didn't deserve her, y'all start throwing people
Speaker 3: under the bus who wasn't even in the relationship. Be like, girl,
Speaker 3: fuck him and his fat ass mama. Fuck that bitch too.
Speaker 3: You'll say whatever it takes to make that lady feel
Speaker 3: better about a situation so she could go back out
Speaker 3: in the world with her head held high. Fellas, can
Speaker 3: you imagine that? Can you imagine showing up your best
Speaker 3: friend's house, unannounced, three o'clock in the morning, knocking on
Speaker 3: his door, waking him up out of your son in sleep,
Speaker 3: crying because you got cheated on. You think he gonna
Speaker 3: console you. Let me tell you how it's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: His best friend to open the door and be like,
Speaker 3: fuck you doing in my house three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 3: You know are work in the morning? Are you crying?
Speaker 3: Did somebody die?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 3: Nobody die? You just being a bitch? Man, Get the
Speaker 3: fuck off my porch. Bro, this's stupid, And I remind
Speaker 3: you this is his favorite person and his friends like,
Speaker 3: come on, man, I'm going through it. Man, I caught her.
Speaker 3: She cheated on me. I caught her sucking another dude's
Speaker 3: deck in my car. You know what, the best friend's
Speaker 3: gonna say, she there?
Speaker 2: What was she there? You gotta get rid of them seats.
Speaker 2: You gotta burn the seats in that car. Man.
Speaker 6: I would never touch it. I would never hold on.
Speaker 2: Can you move? You drove it over here? How you sick?
Speaker 2: You was sick?
Speaker 12: You?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 2: I would that?
Speaker 3: Don't touch me? You are thank you San Francisco. Y'all
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Speaker 1: The winner gets two Super Bowl tickets to a Sunday's game. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here's how it goes.
Speaker 6: You know how much they cost too.
Speaker 1: We're gonna pick two people out of the crowd for
Speaker 1: a debate. You got sixty seconds, and o Jo and
Speaker 1: I are going to pick the best take.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the question.
Speaker 1: How much of a quarterback's greatness is skill versus system?
Speaker 1: Tom Brady is often often called a systems quarterback?
Speaker 2: Does that argument whole?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 2: So raise your hand if.
Speaker 1: You think he's great because of his ability, or raise
Speaker 1: your hand if you think he's great because of the
Speaker 1: coach and the system in which he's run. All right,
Speaker 1: so what side of you? Yes, we pick two people.
Speaker 1: We gotta pick two. One says it's because of his ability,
Speaker 1: and the other has to say it's between because the coach,
Speaker 1: because of the coach and the system.
Speaker 6: What you're going, what'side? You're gonna you're go with the system.
Speaker 2: Whatever you want, whatever you want.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go with ability.
Speaker 5: Okay, you go with the person that believes he's successful.
Speaker 2: Because the coach and the system.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're taking the ability, yeah okay, And I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take the coach.
Speaker 2: In the system.
Speaker 6: All right, So we gotta pick him. Yes, and they're
Speaker 6: gonna they're gonna debate. Yes, sixty seconds.
Speaker 2: Sixty seconds.
Speaker 1: Uh, oh, tell them where we're gonna do it. Each
Speaker 1: each person, the person you pick, the person that I pick,
Speaker 1: They got sixty seconds. We're going to let both of
Speaker 1: them make their points. So your guy's gonna take your guy.
Speaker 1: Young lady will take sixty seconds. My guy or young
Speaker 1: lady will take sixty seconds. Will convene, and we'll decide
Speaker 1: who wins the tickets.
Speaker 6: Now y'all understand what's going on, right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, So how we're gonna do it?
Speaker 6: I mean, should I what I mean? Upstairs? Downstairs? What
Speaker 6: I do?
Speaker 2: You know what? You go upstairs and I'll stay downstairs.
Speaker 6: Yes, Billy man, Billy, what's up?
Speaker 1: Baby?
Speaker 2: Hold on?
Speaker 6: Yepability? Hello?
Speaker 1: Go ahead, oh Joe, go ahead and find your person,
Speaker 1: find your person. And I'm gonna find one.
Speaker 6: Little scars you in the squares a minute.
Speaker 2: Jordan, Jordan's standing on stage and when Oto fired this person?
Speaker 1: Person?
Speaker 2: You want to double in.
Speaker 6: Front of ship.
Speaker 5: I'm talking from all the bear Come on, he comas.
Speaker 6: We're you here?
Speaker 9: When not?
Speaker 6: Two fellas back there? We got Leo, we got said
Speaker 6: all away from Houston.
Speaker 2: Out Joe. Yo, Have you found your person yet?
Speaker 6: I can't hear you.
Speaker 2: Have you found your person yet?
Speaker 5: Hey, I'm a no no no ho?
Speaker 7: Hey on.
Speaker 2: Worry right right, Jordan, have you found the.
Speaker 12: Person right here?
Speaker 6: I heard you.
Speaker 7: I heard you.
Speaker 2: About Joe.
Speaker 3: Jo.
Speaker 13: Yeah, have.
Speaker 2: You found your person yet? I'm not a sports guy. No?
Speaker 12: Do that?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 10: Fair enough?
Speaker 1: Fair enough? Come here?
Speaker 6: Come you're in a favorite you too? You and him?
Speaker 2: You know him?
Speaker 5: Not but weeks no rock paper cisens, rock paper citizens dancer.
Speaker 6: Okay, you got it?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 6: Come on, all right, I'm ready. I got my guy.
Speaker 1: I got my guy on okay, Oh, Tooe, come down
Speaker 1: to the stage, Bring your guy down to the stage.
Speaker 2: Come on, yo, Oh, let's do it.
Speaker 6: Hey, don't go embarrassment.
Speaker 2: You're gonna throw a mat around?
Speaker 6: What up? Twin? What hey? You're gonna take me to
Speaker 6: the game. All right, bet, I love you. No you ain't.
Speaker 5: Hey hey, uh yeah, hey, hey, my dude, say when
Speaker 5: he wins, he gonna take me.
Speaker 6: To the game.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you want who wants to who
Speaker 1: wants to go first?
Speaker 14: What you want?
Speaker 11: I think you want to go first.
Speaker 2: I think you want to go first.
Speaker 1: You're taking the systems gain. You're talking about ability. You
Speaker 1: taking its great because of.
Speaker 5: His ability of all right, all right, I's to meet you.
Speaker 2: I sweet you. How you doing doing good?
Speaker 6: Doing good?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 2: Be the best man last, the best man in all right?
Speaker 1: Ability first.
Speaker 6: Now, I want to maybe something clear in this room
Speaker 6: real quick. Who has won the most Super Bowls.
Speaker 14: Out of any quarterback? Let's let's let's just find that
Speaker 14: out real quick, right.
Speaker 15: Brady, what's one of the most with the coach? Pretty Brady,
Speaker 15: that's the thing. That's the thing. It was with one team. Well, no,
Speaker 15: he had a over in Tampa Bay. You're right, hold on,
Speaker 15: hold on, hold on.
Speaker 6: But y'all could be mad. That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Speaker 15: All your teams can forget about the super Bowl unless
Speaker 15: you got Brady.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna say that again.
Speaker 14: No one else just want as many as Tom Brady.
Speaker 6: It could be the system.
Speaker 14: It could be the system, but not a single team
Speaker 14: says the same every single year, right right, right, longevity, I.
Speaker 6: Think I could cut it there.
Speaker 5: Hey listen, Hey, listen, listen, listen, listen really quick. So
Speaker 5: his explanation is basically saying, it's not a system, it's
Speaker 5: his ability, because he would he was able to win
Speaker 5: the Super Bowl in New England, and he did the
Speaker 5: same thing in Tampa Bay, right, and that would be
Speaker 5: according to his ability.
Speaker 6: He didn't take the yeah, right, he didn't take that, yep,
Speaker 6: So that was that was his ability. I like it.
Speaker 6: I like it.
Speaker 1: He's gonna take the approach that is the coach and
Speaker 1: the system that makes the quarterbacks take off.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 16: So, first of all, Brady is the goat, all right,
Speaker 16: He's the goat.
Speaker 6: QB. Joe Montana is better Joe Montan.
Speaker 16: Jerry Rice, actual football goat.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 16: So Brady, what he wanted super Bowl is second year,
Speaker 16: third year, second year, second fucking year, bad, my bad.
Speaker 6: He's had the same.
Speaker 16: Coach his whole career.
Speaker 2: Other than Tampa.
Speaker 16: He had a top ten defense, top five defense pretty
Speaker 16: much every Super Bowl, same coordinator, pretty much the whole time. Now,
Speaker 16: he did carry the receiver's majority of the time. But
Speaker 16: when he had Brandy Moss at his peak at New England,
Speaker 16: what twenty sunk and touchdowns went off?
Speaker 2: He lost?
Speaker 6: He lost?
Speaker 16: Manny, You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Two of them, two of them?
Speaker 16: He luck you cheated by no nah, no, No, Brady
Speaker 16: got carried.
Speaker 6: By his defense.
Speaker 16: Why Brady had a top five defense, top ten defense
Speaker 16: every single time?
Speaker 6: Come on, what's your name?
Speaker 2: Come on? Come on?
Speaker 1: She been she been calling it out. She said, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let her make her argument. And you guys, what's
Speaker 1: your name?
Speaker 9: Francine Emmanuel?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 9: You good?
Speaker 2: Come on, get to like, come on, what's your name again?
Speaker 9: Francine Emmanuel?
Speaker 2: Okay, what side are you taking?
Speaker 9: System?
Speaker 2: Okay, here you go.
Speaker 12: I think.
Speaker 2: Hold on.
Speaker 9: Like he like he was saying, like when he won
Speaker 9: all the Super Bowls with Bill Belichick, that is like
Speaker 9: a system thing. It's not just ability, and he only
Speaker 9: won one with.
Speaker 6: The Bucks.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so I think it's just like the program and
Speaker 9: the system that transferred to him, and that's how he
Speaker 9: performed himself.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let me let me again. I need I need
Speaker 5: a hello, Hello, listen, I need I need a young lady.
Speaker 5: I need I need a young lady on this side
Speaker 5: that thinks his ability. A young lady. It has to
Speaker 5: be a woman that loves. Come on, come on, come out,
Speaker 5: come out.
Speaker 6: Come on. Twin, Come on, twin, Come on, twin, Come on,
Speaker 6: twin twin. Please come explain.
Speaker 5: To the people that it is tom Brady's ability on
Speaker 5: why he is so successful.
Speaker 17: Okay, tom Brady is the goal because of his ability
Speaker 17: anywhere that he goes. It just so happened that New
Speaker 17: England let him go listening to the wrong person's suggestion.
Speaker 17: Otherwise they would have continued to win there. He was
Speaker 17: aging in Tampa, and what did he do. He went
Speaker 17: down there to Tampa and he did.
Speaker 6: What he had to do.
Speaker 12: He won a super Bowl there to prove that he
Speaker 12: didn't need the system, he didn't need the coach, he
Speaker 12: didn't need that deep wherever tom Brady goes, winning will follow.
Speaker 6: That's about his skill.
Speaker 13: His ability to win and continue to win wherever he goes.
Speaker 13: And then, as he is now the owner of the Raiders,
Speaker 13: give him some time.
Speaker 6: You will see winning follow Darren as well. Give him
Speaker 6: some time.
Speaker 2: Yell, I think we got all living.
Speaker 6: Uh excuse me, hold on, excuse me.
Speaker 1: Uh Dan, Dan, Ladies and gentlemen, this is Dan Morgan
Speaker 1: of Morgan and Morgan.
Speaker 2: Here, Dan, what's up?
Speaker 3: Dan?
Speaker 6: Hey, Dan is rich.
Speaker 2: We're going to present Ashley. We have a winner.
Speaker 1: Ashley said, that's the ability and not the system, and
Speaker 1: to present her two tickets to the Super Bowl between
Speaker 1: the forty nine ers. Excuse me, the Seahawks and the Patriots.
Speaker 2: Is Dan Morgan? Here you go?
Speaker 8: There you go for the people, enjoy the game on
Speaker 8: behalf of Morgan and Morgan.
Speaker 2: And who you going for?
Speaker 6: I'm going for the Seahawks.
Speaker 1: Come on he us. All right, Thank you Dan, that's it.
Speaker 1: Appreciate it. The winner, Ashley won, great argument.
Speaker 6: Congratulations Twins.
Speaker 2: Nice to meet you, bro. Thank you. Thanks for saying.
Speaker 6: That was dope, Dan.
Speaker 1: Ah, we don't have hey, can we get another mic
Speaker 1: so we don't have to pass soft mics? Can we
Speaker 1: get another mic?
Speaker 2: All right? Appreciate it, Dan, Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker 1: First of all, First of all, thank you for being
Speaker 1: a part of the night Cap and the club Shape
Speaker 1: Shay Shape Media. We really really appreciate that. Give it
Speaker 1: up a day. Yes, yes, yes, I think you took
Speaker 1: the coming home from your dad right a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so how did you how did you how did.
Speaker 1: Your family get involved in an injury.
Speaker 6: Paralyzed age?
Speaker 8: Okay, was in college, you got it was that Disney World.
Speaker 8: We got screwed over by the mouse. My dad made
Speaker 8: a vengeance at that time that he was gonna let
Speaker 8: it happen anymore. He went to law school and it
Speaker 8: all started then.
Speaker 2: Wow, So you also you're also an attorney. Correct?
Speaker 6: I'm a lawyer.
Speaker 8: Me. I have two brothers that are lawyers, and my
Speaker 8: mom's lawyers.
Speaker 2: You have the biggest injury.
Speaker 8: In America, over a thousand attorneys, over seven thousand sports staff.
Speaker 2: Wow. Clearly you a sports fan.
Speaker 8: I'm an agent actually really on a part of a
Speaker 8: Lyft Sports agency with Mike Miller.
Speaker 1: Oh I did not know that, sir. So when you
Speaker 1: were growing up, what was your favorite football team?
Speaker 8: Tavin Bay Bucket Air I'm seeing taking a holder Tom Brady.
Speaker 1: But if you were growing up, they weren't that good,
Speaker 1: Dan Warren sad, we weren't.
Speaker 6: I mean Brad Johnson's steady Eddy.
Speaker 8: I mean we got a ship when I was in
Speaker 8: like eighth grade.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So so your family flows flow flows, since
Speaker 1: you're a Bucks fan, So what do you think the
Speaker 1: Bucks need to do in order to get to the
Speaker 1: playoffs and win consistency? Could because you know, you had
Speaker 1: that great year with Tom and you had a great
Speaker 1: three year run with Tom, because you know what Tom can.
Speaker 8: They got nuts and bolts. They got a good wide receiver, Corpsy.
Speaker 8: I think they got the tight en up the old line,
Speaker 8: a little big bolster there. The running back is a one. Yeah,
Speaker 8: he got good tight ends. It's just get the defense.
Speaker 8: It's yeah, the secondary. You gotta stop getting burnt and
Speaker 8: then we'll be in shape. I mean, it's NFC South.
Speaker 8: I mean we were right there when we should have
Speaker 8: won it. This year, the Panthers squeaked in. I mean
Speaker 8: it was I mean it was like five and row
Speaker 8: six and early loss.
Speaker 2: It was ugly.
Speaker 6: Have you been happy with Baker Mayfield so far?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I'm a Baker fan. I'm a Baker fan.
Speaker 8: He's got he's got he's got it. He's got the grid. Yeah,
Speaker 8: and we're always in it, you know. I mean, at
Speaker 8: the end of the game, we're in it with him.
Speaker 8: So I'm riding with him. Who on Sunday money Line, Patriots.
Speaker 2: You taking them. You got you so you got him covering,
Speaker 2: I got.
Speaker 6: Him winning, you got win? He got right out right?
Speaker 6: Money line? What serious?
Speaker 7: Why?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 6: Why is that?
Speaker 8: I think when it comes down to I mean one,
Speaker 8: I think Sam Darnold's do for a few picks, taking
Speaker 8: over from the interceptions, He's due for some picks like
Speaker 8: in Zalez to get the pick and let me take
Speaker 8: it to the house, so that that that it's a
Speaker 8: Prime Picks micro Morgan Morgan price picks. No, I like,
Speaker 8: you know, I like. I think the defense shows up
Speaker 8: for the Patriots. I mean, I I just think the
Speaker 8: Patriots defense shows up. Drake May's steady, Addy they get
Speaker 8: he throws two tuddies, and I think I think the
Speaker 8: Pats win.
Speaker 2: Good game.
Speaker 6: Now, I'm sorry, I.
Speaker 1: Like it, Dan, thank you for these two bowls.
Speaker 2: We greatly appreciate that.
Speaker 6: Morgan, absolutely.
Speaker 1: I don't think you will be able to appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I don't think you'll be able to go to the game.
Speaker 1: I think she taking somebody.
Speaker 6: I'm not going to the game. I'm good the game.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 5: You know what, I've never enjoyed going to the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5: I like watching it from home. Too many oh I'm staying.
Speaker 5: I'm staying at the Hilton.
Speaker 6: Yeah, come on through. Hey, Hey, I got I got
Speaker 6: a joke. Y'all want to hear a joke?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 6: It's funny.
Speaker 5: It's funny because we just we just had a comedian, right,
Speaker 5: and I I'm trying to get a Netflix special and
Speaker 5: I think I get in next a Netflix special.
Speaker 6: If I can make y'all laugh. You ready? How do
Speaker 6: you throw?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: Ready? Yeah? We ready?
Speaker 5: How do you throw a party in out of space?
Speaker 6: Ask me how you plan it? You get it? Planing
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Speaker 2: Questions for the guys and the girls.
Speaker 1: And for the guys, what red flags do you ignore?
Speaker 2: For the yams? Whoa girls?
Speaker 1: Young ladies? What red flags do you did you ignore?
Speaker 1: For the draws?
Speaker 6: You ignore red flags?
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, all right, I
Speaker 10: don't I.
Speaker 6: Don't think we taking that iPad with us.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no we can. Oh we're walking around.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, he.
Speaker 6: Ain't gonna take the questions.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, you already know what red flag? Ladies? What?
Speaker 6: Oh, it's only one question.
Speaker 2: It's two questions.
Speaker 6: I know, but we ain't doing no more questions after this.
Speaker 2: I swear this guy walked backwards.
Speaker 6: It's just too pleasure.
Speaker 2: Oh Joe, it's two questions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you asked the ladies what red flags did they anore?
Speaker 1: You ask the guys what red flags did they adore?
Speaker 6: Is that your husband? Are y'all y'all together?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yoe, y'all know?
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 2: You got to handle the mic.
Speaker 6: I am no, they look cute.
Speaker 5: I'm talking about something that they're not together. I know
Speaker 5: they not together. That's I'm trying to hook them up.
Speaker 5: And you and you got what kind of who you?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 6: Your phone phone provider? Who's your phone provider? Hold on?
Speaker 6: Who are you with?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: Are you a T and T? What Australian? Is it
Speaker 6: compatible with hers?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: I like it? Hey, I like it? You like Australian men.
Speaker 6: What was it? I forgot the question?
Speaker 5: Okay, flag, what red flags did you annore for the draws?
Speaker 6: No, I'm the guys, which one of mine?
Speaker 1: Okay, guys, what red flag did you ignore? Young ladies?
Speaker 2: What red flag did you ignore?
Speaker 6: And that's a good one.
Speaker 2: That's all right?
Speaker 1: He h the gentleman right here, he wants to start
Speaker 1: it off.
Speaker 11: I'll say with the girl, it's gonna be a really
Speaker 11: messy bedroom.
Speaker 2: That's a big one.
Speaker 6: Oh you ignored?
Speaker 2: Messy bedroom? You ignored? But like, yeah, yeah, that's a
Speaker 2: red flag. Oh yo, go ahead, a ready?
Speaker 6: What red flag did you ignore for the drawings?
Speaker 17: I was dating this guy and I found out he
Speaker 17: had more kids than oyo and I still dated on them.
Speaker 5: Hold on, you know what they say, the more kids
Speaker 5: a man has, the better and worry about it.
Speaker 11: Right for the right yams, I'm willing to like bypass
Speaker 11: mostly all the red flags back credit daddy issues, Like.
Speaker 1: It just depends on the yams. You know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Different yams deserve different right.
Speaker 2: Damn bad credit daddy issues?
Speaker 6: Got it?
Speaker 2: I bb L.
Speaker 6: You don't like what's wrong with BBLS?
Speaker 2: Authentic? Baby?
Speaker 6: I like it? You ever been to the Gold Club?
Speaker 1: What happened you?
Speaker 6: Ever been to the Gold Club? The Gold the Club?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Bad chicken wings?
Speaker 1: Ever?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Hey, Hey, you're gonna go tonight? Me and you? You ready?
Speaker 6: I need I need another woman. I need a woman
Speaker 6: to answer. Hey, y'all married on the way. You're gonna propose? Okay, okay, okay, okay, twin,
Speaker 6: come up, Mama, flag is shoe, MoMA?
Speaker 2: You got some red flag?
Speaker 6: Listen, listen, listenne.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, don't mess it up. Don't mess it up?
Speaker 6: You ready?
Speaker 2: Go ahead?
Speaker 1: Joe?
Speaker 6: What red flag have you ignored for a man to
Speaker 6: get the draws? Don't lie?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 13: Time one time he didn't have a job, but he
Speaker 13: was at home all the time, so I could just
Speaker 13: call him.
Speaker 5: That's right, hold on, hold on, he didn't have a job.
Speaker 5: How was the sex one of ten?
Speaker 6: Ten? Yeah? I mean, hey, every time, every.
Speaker 2: Time you got your red flags, you ignore?
Speaker 6: I fucking love you after this, me and you strip club?
Speaker 6: Hey go see?
Speaker 2: Oh shit, sorry, lady, we got any ladies? Got your
Speaker 2: red flags? Ladies? Ladies?
Speaker 6: I could be a babyshitter twenty dollars a week.
Speaker 1: Oh, Joe, here we go. We got a young man, Damn, I.
Speaker 6: Gotta go the red flag to ignore him.
Speaker 3: When she got an inflatable mattress, Oh choe.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna holler at you, all right, the red flag
Speaker 6: to ignore. But she got an inflatable air mattress.
Speaker 2: Say she had an inflatable air mattress.
Speaker 6: That's a red flag.
Speaker 15: If not, it could be it is again, But what
Speaker 15: if it's a builty of pump.
Speaker 6: Some I gotta go back up.
Speaker 2: You're going upstairs, go back up, going up saying, going upstairs.
Speaker 1: Come on, you got one, you got one? Come on, brother,
Speaker 1: come on, come on.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 6: Hold No, I don't want to get you, no trouble.
Speaker 6: Hold on, here you go.
Speaker 11: Her breath stink and she don't love Jesus. A breath
Speaker 11: stink and she doesn't love Jesus. Yeah, that that bad breath.
Speaker 11: Yeah down here, Yeah, one more.
Speaker 6: Oh you can tell me. You're gonna tell me, You're
Speaker 6: gonna tell me the truth.
Speaker 5: Name one, now, Tasha, stand up, Tasha. Name one red
Speaker 5: flag that you've ignored. Could be high school, be college
Speaker 5: for the draws for a man.
Speaker 2: It could have been yesterday.
Speaker 6: Or it could be tonight. I'm very big on hygiens. Okay,
Speaker 6: you not smell the good that's that's.
Speaker 9: A turn off.
Speaker 6: But did you ignore it one time for a guy
Speaker 6: even though he had.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes we were funking.
Speaker 1: You still let him but you got to But see,
Speaker 1: we got to have a red flag that you ignored.
Speaker 6: And kids, if you got kids, you're like men with.
Speaker 2: Kids, multiple multiple?
Speaker 6: I got multiple kids.
Speaker 1: Well you ain't you.
Speaker 2: What you're talking about? You then come on your gold upstairs.
Speaker 2: I got old. I can't get up there. Nah, hold on, I.
Speaker 6: Got one more? I go one more?
Speaker 9: Ready?
Speaker 6: Can I go go ahead? Yeah? Give me one red flag?
Speaker 6: You're ignored for a woman just to get the draws
Speaker 6: my red flag or the red flag? Slow? You ignore
Speaker 6: the red flag? O red flag?
Speaker 2: I went on a date. I mean, we're still together,
Speaker 2: but what damn hold on?
Speaker 6: She ain't tell me she had no kids. But when
Speaker 6: I got in the car, she had two car seats
Speaker 6: in the back.
Speaker 5: So like you, you're still with her, So you're like,
Speaker 5: y'all have kids.
Speaker 6: That's dope.
Speaker 5: That's dope, because they ain't nothing wrong with that. Because
Speaker 5: I listen, I have a two kid minimum, and you
Speaker 5: got to have two kids. Because women with no kids
Speaker 5: never have snacks in the pantry. I promise you tell me.
Speaker 6: I'm lying. Fellas, if you haven't dated a.
Speaker 5: Girl that don't have kids, don't she always want to
Speaker 5: go out to eat?
Speaker 6: See, no structuring discipline.
Speaker 2: You don't want to drink? No caprices? Are you doing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Go ahead, you go ahead, You're done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, you gotta go upstairs. Get to get
Speaker 1: two women? Could women tell the best stories?
Speaker 6: Why you ain't go?
Speaker 2: Hunh cause I told you I'm old.
Speaker 6: Hold on when miss when?
Speaker 2: Miss who?
Speaker 6: We got? What we got?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 6: You married? I don't want to get you in trouble.
Speaker 2: Excuse me? You married?
Speaker 6: You have? You have a boyfriend?
Speaker 5: Okay, I need one red flag you've ignored in life
Speaker 5: for a man to get the draws.
Speaker 11: One red flag Okay.
Speaker 5: Like you knew you ain't had no business giving it up,
Speaker 5: but you overlooked it anyway.
Speaker 6: He was stingy with his money.
Speaker 5: Okay, Okay, that's a good one. That's a good because
Speaker 5: I done got there, I got of got turned down
Speaker 5: along a lot of time for that. Yeah, I'm stingy.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going. I'm going after this. I'll see there. Hey,
Speaker 6: the fucking wings at Gold club. Awesome. I need one more.
Speaker 6: I need one more. I need one more. I need
Speaker 6: one more. I need one more. Woman, God damn again.
Speaker 2: Here it's only one doc, appreciate you.
Speaker 6: Hold on. I got across the other side. I ain't
Speaker 6: been on the other side. I'm tired. How you doing?
Speaker 6: Praise the right? How you doing? How long y'all been together?
Speaker 6: How long it y'all married?
Speaker 7: Real?
Speaker 6: I like it?
Speaker 2: I like it? Come on, Joe, huh if I'm a
Speaker 2: young lady.
Speaker 6: One more I'm looking for I'm looking for a young lady.
Speaker 6: Oh okay, hold on.
Speaker 1: It seems like we got a lot on this side.
Speaker 1: I want to share information on't Joe, how you doing?
Speaker 6: What's your name? Christina? Christina? Are you married?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: Ship, you're gonna answer the question anyway. Okay, give me
Speaker 5: give me one red flag. Give me one red flag
Speaker 5: that you ignored just to get the draws, dirty shoes.
Speaker 6: That's it? That didn't okay? Yep me okay, no, no,
Speaker 6: I need one more.
Speaker 5: Come on, come on, Mama, come on, mama, here, I
Speaker 5: come here, I come here, I come Auntie Sharp Wait
Speaker 5: hold on, wait wait wait wait wait wait, okay, go ahead,
Speaker 5: tell me Tammy, Timmy.
Speaker 6: We actually met you last year at.
Speaker 2: In New Orleans.
Speaker 6: You took a pats and thank you for that.
Speaker 2: It was a chow chilla fur coat.
Speaker 7: Chew like a pole.
Speaker 6: He had a chinchillo.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: This was back in the DC Live Days, Dream Dream
Speaker 3: Night club days, and I was hanging out party.
Speaker 2: I was a very young Yeah, he had this fur
Speaker 2: coat on. My friend's laughed at me.
Speaker 5: But it you use in Detroit, I know, but it's
Speaker 5: cold in DC. So what's wrong with the fur coat?
Speaker 7: Cold? That night?
Speaker 6: It was July.
Speaker 5: Oh damn, that's a good one. Okay, I understand. I
Speaker 5: honestly I like that one.
Speaker 6: I like that one. I like that one.
Speaker 1: Come on, ye on, mother, before you go one more,
Speaker 1: you get one more question than we got to go.
Speaker 6: Got me? Who got who got me? You got you
Speaker 6: got me?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 6: Hey, that like bright as hell? Who got me?
Speaker 2: Who got me?
Speaker 6: Who got me? Since you're gonna tell me? Come on, man,
Speaker 6: I didn't got myself. Hold hold on, hold on, hold on,
Speaker 6: hold on, listen, you listen.
Speaker 5: Give me one red Come on, come on, give me
Speaker 5: one red flag that you ignored and you still let
Speaker 5: him hit.
Speaker 2: He was a passenger. He was a one. Here's the passenger.
Speaker 6: He didn't here's the passenger.
Speaker 7: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: He was well dressed.
Speaker 1: He' have no car with his mama, mama.
Speaker 6: Okay, see uncle, I like that. He lived with his
Speaker 6: mama and she still gave.
Speaker 2: It up, and she ain't have no car.
Speaker 6: No, I don't got a car. He ain't had no car. Dude,
Speaker 6: I didn't know he was a passenger because I don't
Speaker 6: like to drive.
Speaker 5: Okay, he didn't have no car and he stayed with
Speaker 5: his mama. Yeah, yeah, ain't ain't ain't not. Ain't noth
Speaker 5: wrong with that because I was. That was me at
Speaker 5: one point too.
Speaker 1: Come on, O Joe, wrt your hands on downstairs.
Speaker 2: He the wrong one. I let down.
Speaker 1: Oh Joe, come on down here, O Joe, come down
Speaker 1: this side. Hey lord, have mercy. Oh Joe, you gotta
Speaker 1: wrap up. Let's go come down this side. Where be going?
Speaker 6: I can't come down that way?
Speaker 2: Yes you can? Oh you can?
Speaker 6: Hey, what do you mean when you gotta what you
Speaker 6: mean you gotta wrap up?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah, what you mean? We gotta wrap up? I'll
Speaker 2: tell you when you get down here.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna see you.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 6: Hey, Hey, he talked, you gotta wrap up.
Speaker 5: I love you twin for sure.
Speaker 6: Yo.
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, yeah you're talking about we got to wrap
Speaker 5: up and I got eight kids. Yeah, we gotta we
Speaker 5: gotta wrap up.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right. Everybody else has made their picks. We
Speaker 1: haven't made our picks. Who you having the big game
Speaker 1: on Sunday?
Speaker 5: Me listen. I love the Patriots, obviously, I played. I
Speaker 5: played for the Patriots with Tom and Bill. I think
Speaker 5: that about twenty ten to twenty eleven season. Great experience.
Speaker 6: Obviously.
Speaker 5: I love what Mike Rabels has been able to do
Speaker 5: with the Patriots and Drake May being a successful quarterback
Speaker 5: and turned their franchise around, going from four to thirteen
Speaker 5: to fourteen and three this year. But for those of
Speaker 5: you that know football, that watch football, and you've seen
Speaker 5: that Seahawks defense, you've seen what Sam Donald been able
Speaker 5: to do with Jasen and they they've been magic on
Speaker 5: both sides of the ball. So as much as I
Speaker 5: love the Patriots with the the Seahawks have to have
Speaker 5: the offer. As long as Sam Donald doesn't turn over
Speaker 5: the goddamn ball.
Speaker 6: I see the Seahawks winning.
Speaker 1: I agree. I'm not gonna make it lock that drawn out.
Speaker 1: I think Sam Donald goes another game and he doesn't
Speaker 1: turn the football over.
Speaker 2: They don't.
Speaker 1: They avoid the big costume mistakes. And I got the
Speaker 1: Seahawks winning a very close ball game. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: twenty four to sixteen.
Speaker 6: I like, I like thirty one twenty four.
Speaker 1: All right, God, Bay Area, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: showing up and showing out. We greatly appreciate that. We'll
Speaker 1: see you guys at the meet and greet. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Ya Area, Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: I'm up. He's out, Joe, thank you.
Speaker 1: He mut