Speaker 1: Look man, oh, I see you? Why why? And look
Speaker 1: over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness, let's ding dong,
Speaker 1: let's culture's just calling. It's like I was giving you
Speaker 1: a little hug with the opening words of the podcast.
Speaker 1: I was trying to give you good energy with that.
Speaker 1: I felt the direction, the hand off, the transfer, and
Speaker 1: the warm tickle. You are in the mood to give
Speaker 1: me a tickle. You have been a very sentimental girl lately.
Speaker 1: Frosty girl, frosty girl, friendly girl. Um, well, guess what
Speaker 1: readers Bone and night Sidebar today and had a long
Speaker 1: conversation just as girls, just as girls. No no audio rolling.
Speaker 1: It was just us talking, catching up, and we have
Speaker 1: to make time for that because, honestly, I think the
Speaker 1: last five or six times I had talked to you
Speaker 1: before that was all on the pot and I need
Speaker 1: my moment with my sister. You need that because otherwise
Speaker 1: you're you're going to get locked into the podcast tone
Speaker 1: when you're talking to your sister forever and then, God,
Speaker 1: doesn't that sound just embarrassing? It's like, who does this?
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, I think Bob Barker, this is
Speaker 1: a terrible example. But before he passed just kind of
Speaker 1: was yelling at everybody. He ever said, I'm yelling at
Speaker 1: his children, his family. I'm sure, I'm just I'm making
Speaker 1: a story up. But it's like, you know, you get
Speaker 1: you get sort of sealed into a certain frequency of voice.
Speaker 1: I think if you talk, if you talk too much
Speaker 1: in that And that's why I ant to step away
Speaker 1: with just my sister and I and say, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: it's hey, this is my real voice. You know what
Speaker 1: I've noticed is my your your your tone of voice
Speaker 1: has remained mostly the same over the course of the
Speaker 1: years of this podcast, and mine has gotten deeper. And
Speaker 1: I think there's a clear reason. Go ahead and talk
Speaker 1: about it. Well, it's cigarettes, I believe, and look deepened.
Speaker 1: You have become deeper. I don't want to go any deeper.
Speaker 1: I want to be able to remain a baritone and
Speaker 1: not become a full base like Adnamon's all well, truly
Speaker 1: the hardest thing to become. As your progresses as a
Speaker 1: base and to see you lose your ones. I would
Speaker 1: describe your range as I would say, you're up there
Speaker 1: with with those tenors that can also call themselves too.
Speaker 1: I was not a tenor in high school choir, but
Speaker 1: thank you, and I'll stay quiet vibes. Sometimes sometimes you
Speaker 1: would launch notes that I would be like, excuse me, miss,
Speaker 1: I tell you from across the room unfortunately about a
Speaker 1: Chris Brown song, and I'm sorry, Hey, no, we're not
Speaker 1: We're not doing that today. I'm just not giving Chris
Speaker 1: Brown any praise. Not on tonight. No, not on tonight.
Speaker 1: I resinnd I retract, resind, retract. I you have the range,
Speaker 1: and I wouldn't hate to see nicotine take that. You know,
Speaker 1: I feel the actual beginnings of the wien Off for
Speaker 1: for good. I just I have to reframe my whole
Speaker 1: relationship with it, which is to actually feel, to preemptively
Speaker 1: feel nauseous at the thought of wanting to smoke a cigarette.
Speaker 1: That's what needs to happen. But it's actually it's good
Speaker 1: because I'm replacing all of my pacifiers, my addictions with
Speaker 1: other things like the New York Times crossword puzzle. I've
Speaker 1: heard tell I've heard that it is quite the thriller,
Speaker 1: quite the weekly thriller. It's a beautiful, beautiful, you know,
Speaker 1: it's like a fossil you excavate every day. He does
Speaker 1: stuff the dirt, find yourself a bone. I get so
Speaker 1: frustrated when I try to play them. They really are
Speaker 1: a skill you have to develop, because it's not even
Speaker 1: about like, oh, what's my vocabulary, what are my references?
Speaker 1: Just everybody. If you feel this way. If you feel
Speaker 1: this way, download a New York Times app, the Crossword
Speaker 1: Puzzle app. Purchase if you have the money, a Monday pack.
Speaker 1: Start off on the Mondays, you do your easy days,
Speaker 1: and then you you build your skill set from there.
Speaker 1: And today, today, honey, I completed the Sunday one. I
Speaker 1: had no doubt in my mind that once you said
Speaker 1: you were going to get involved in the New York
Speaker 1: Times Crossward puzzles, that you would thrive in that space.
Speaker 1: There was no doubt in my mind. I was like,
Speaker 1: he is going to slay those puzzles down. Can I
Speaker 1: tell you I never felt in the doubt from you.
Speaker 1: I always felt your support and I always cherished it.
Speaker 1: I never took it for granted. That was all you
Speaker 1: were going to get in your p L box, because
Speaker 1: that was all that I was sending. You were gonna
Speaker 1: you were gonna put in any other shenanigans. You were
Speaker 1: going to mess with the postage. No, thank you, Thank you, queen,
Speaker 1: no problem. I see. I respect that. Listen, before we
Speaker 1: get into today's topic, I did write down something and
Speaker 1: circle it what did you say? Which I think probably
Speaker 1: means I wanted to share it with my sister. I
Speaker 1: came up with while I was making myself today's cocktail,
Speaker 1: which is just, you know, a Hendrick sent Tonic with
Speaker 1: a splash of cram. I thought to myself, Oh, my goodness,
Speaker 1: splash a cram. Is that a thing? Ms? Splash cram? Oh?
Speaker 1: As a as a drag artist? Yes? Please tell me.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a drag artist. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's any kind of performer. I don't think it's a
Speaker 1: stage I know, but I think it's splash a song. No,
Speaker 1: I think it's a song. You think splash of cran
Speaker 1: is a song? If you say it like this, splash
Speaker 1: a cran, you're not telling me that's not an OSCAR
Speaker 1: nominated actress. I think a song called Hendricks parentheses splash
Speaker 1: a cran? Oh? You think I should write the hen Yes?
Speaker 1: So you you think, wow, this is huge. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to think on that. You have the gift. You
Speaker 1: have the gift on that one. Um, we're gonna have
Speaker 1: to ruminate speaking of splash, a different oh splash, a
Speaker 1: different splash, a different splash of different liquids. Today is
Speaker 1: a special day. We have a big day, Big day.
Speaker 1: This is day nine of of our twelve days of culture.
Speaker 1: And my sister Matt Rogers picked this one out. I
Speaker 1: think it's a good one. I think it's a good one.
Speaker 1: Once I remembered this as a cultural phenomenon, I knew
Speaker 1: it was on the list and built by the list.
Speaker 1: I mean it was one of the twelve. Careful, there
Speaker 1: is crossover, no just god potential this day. Let's discuss
Speaker 1: it on the days we're keeping on. It was October nine,
Speaker 1: the first Got milk ad drops it does the body good.
Speaker 1: Milk culture was nineties culture. Yes, milk ruled in the
Speaker 1: nine Days and if you were loactose, intolerant, or if
Speaker 1: you did not drink dairy, if you were a vegan,
Speaker 1: if you had any restriction that precluded you from drinking milk,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but that was the culture you had to
Speaker 1: live in. You were not seen, you were not you
Speaker 1: were not recognized by big culture because big culture at
Speaker 1: the time was Got Milk and every a list girl
Speaker 1: was up. And I got milk ad. And I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: when you actually look at the list of people who
Speaker 1: did got milk adds Beyonce and Tina Knowles, Serena Williams
Speaker 1: and Venus Williams, We've got Frankie Munez, baby Shaquille O'Neal,
Speaker 1: oh Ms, J T T was giving you a gotten
Speaker 1: milk ad, the clooney, everyone acrossed every demographic. Bobby Flay,
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just looking at some of these people
Speaker 1: flung pas. Yes, this is this was a time in
Speaker 1: life when parents were telling their children because they were
Speaker 1: being told by I guess they thought doctors, but really
Speaker 1: maybe it was just an advertising company that you needed
Speaker 1: to drink two full glasses of milk per day in
Speaker 1: order to maintain healthy bones. Because the disease that was
Speaker 1: very real and on everyone's lips in the nineties was
Speaker 1: say it with me, the big oh osteos. People thought
Speaker 1: this was something that was a real up on you. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: but pandemic, which I don't like to say. You went there,
Speaker 1: a girl, you really went there. But look, I mean,
Speaker 1: did they succeed I don't do you think do you
Speaker 1: think they succeeded in eliminating the scourge that is osteoporosis.
Speaker 1: I think it still exists today unfortunately so, but I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't doubt that the Got Milk campaign was huge
Speaker 1: and was culture defining. I'm just thinking, were they successful
Speaker 1: in their mission of their supposed admission of getting rid
Speaker 1: of of osteo perosis or do they just want to
Speaker 1: get You know, bon Jovi next to Alicia Silverstone in
Speaker 1: a in a magazine spread. Is that something that happened. No,
Speaker 1: I'm just making well and that's the okay. So once
Speaker 1: you said that, once you contentered up that image, I
Speaker 1: was like, if that picture exists, I must see it.
Speaker 1: I love the idea of bon Jovi and Alicia Silverstone
Speaker 1: on like a ranch with their Got Milk stashes. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm no David Lachapel, just an instinct. If someone photographer
Speaker 1: out there wants to make it happen, I can only
Speaker 1: sit back and watch. But yes, this I believe made
Speaker 1: people calcium aware. And yeah, osteoporosis is not going to
Speaker 1: be something we cure. It's a and this is important
Speaker 1: for people to know. It's a thing that can happen
Speaker 1: to anyone. Anyone out there this is. This is incurable,
Speaker 1: so no advertising campaign could cure it. But I do
Speaker 1: believe it was positive for the calcium culture, which was
Speaker 1: big culture. I think that girls were drinking milk. I
Speaker 1: was drinking milk. I am the type of girl to
Speaker 1: go to the kitchen and pour myself a huge glass
Speaker 1: of two percent. To this day, Mama, if it's in
Speaker 1: the house, I like milk. I think because of milk culture,
Speaker 1: which was they got milk outs. Were you a milk drinker?
Speaker 1: I loved milk. I don't know when the drop off
Speaker 1: was for me when I kind of cut it out.
Speaker 1: Might have been a few years ago when I tried
Speaker 1: when I tried whole thirty. But no, it wasn't even
Speaker 1: like I had milk all the time in college. Like
Speaker 1: in college, like I would go grocery shopping and I
Speaker 1: would buy I would The big spend was on orange juice.
Speaker 1: That was the big indulgence, huge, huge college drink. I
Speaker 1: was about to say, yeah, who drinks milk in college?
Speaker 1: And then I remember, did you ever come to my
Speaker 1: dorm room when I had that little fridge and I
Speaker 1: had it chock full of you? Who's no? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: A dark age, dark history. Maybe that's before we were
Speaker 1: like close friends. It was like freshman year. I had
Speaker 1: a little mini fridge and it was shocked. I'm telling you.
Speaker 1: There were thirty four boxes of you who were there?
Speaker 1: It was crazy, Bowen Yang, it was crazy. Talk about this.
Speaker 1: What is the appeal of you? Who's to you? I'm
Speaker 1: genuinely curious. I I enjoy you? Who's I enjoy you? Who's?
Speaker 1: But for you to have them not only stopped, but
Speaker 1: you had them stop piled, which is a different concept. Baby.
Speaker 1: It was clearly I'm a I'm a child inside energy.
Speaker 1: It was clearly let me keep a little bit of home.
Speaker 1: I mean, but to imagine an eighteen year old college
Speaker 1: boy with that much to you who? I just want
Speaker 1: to go back and shake that girl and be like,
Speaker 1: you can't be letting people see you have a mini
Speaker 1: fridge full of you who? This is not a good look.
Speaker 1: But you couldn't have told me. I'm and everyone that
Speaker 1: came in and out very social place. The dorms very
Speaker 1: social place. But that is all thanks to the got
Speaker 1: Milk campaign. And this is what I'm saying is that
Speaker 1: they got Milk camp campaign and milk culture as a result,
Speaker 1: had had its tentacles in kids, impressionable kids. Let's let's
Speaker 1: say something right now. Milk culture is different from calcium culture.
Speaker 1: Here's why milk culture before got milk was well milk.
Speaker 1: Calcium culture is a part of milk culture. But milk
Speaker 1: culture before got milk was you had a little crate
Speaker 1: outside of your door. It's the sixties. You live in
Speaker 1: the suburbs. It's post you're living in a in an
Speaker 1: economic boom. You're enjoying American success after the Big War.
Speaker 1: The American image of milk. The milkman would come up
Speaker 1: to you. He would be dressed like a gorgeous gorgeous
Speaker 1: pushing you. It's king, be dressed like a milk king
Speaker 1: king and a hat an apron maybe oh mama. And
Speaker 1: you know a popular narrative around the milkman, what is
Speaker 1: she'd been screwing the She'd screwing the milkman. This is
Speaker 1: someone who was so impeccably dressed and showed up on
Speaker 1: time everyday, dependable king that he would take your wife, fucker,
Speaker 1: he would suck her and she would love every minute
Speaker 1: of it, and then she would run your knife. If
Speaker 1: you were to ever confront her about screwing the milkman.
Speaker 1: She would fucking kill you. Tell him how he would
Speaker 1: run into your knife ten times? Ten times? Now, Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's that pain point. No culture is someone drops
Speaker 1: it off and these perfectly sized Carafts bottles whatever a little.
Speaker 1: I mean, they couldn't be more just attractively shaped, these bottles. Yes,
Speaker 1: make me fly. Calcium culture is got milk Hayte and
Speaker 1: Penny Tire holding an exploding carton of milk in a
Speaker 1: red gown. Hello, Hello, iconography. Down, Shall we look through
Speaker 1: some got milk ads and just sort of explained to
Speaker 1: the readers what's happening? Yes, And I just want to say,
Speaker 1: while you're looking some up, what's remarkable about got milk ads? Are?
Speaker 1: They were the sort of fresh air with Terry Gross
Speaker 1: interviews of the time. Every celebrity wanted one secretly or
Speaker 1: secretly they were like, I want to get to a
Speaker 1: place to put in my career so that I can
Speaker 1: one day be approached to do a Got milk ad.
Speaker 1: I mean, I can already tell you there's one here.
Speaker 1: And this is not a celebrity who just gives himself
Speaker 1: over to these types of campaigns. Harrison Ford is in
Speaker 1: this got milk ad looking like the King Daddy, just
Speaker 1: like olive green T shirt. I'm gonna guess I'm color blind.
Speaker 1: Remember this. Maybe it's it's like a dark green tucked
Speaker 1: into these like dark jeans with this dad belt. He's
Speaker 1: got his hand in his pockets. They watch is expensive.
Speaker 1: He's got a Caesar like a faded like blonde into
Speaker 1: grace Caesar happening. And he's got a milk mustache. And
Speaker 1: below it it says below him the following words, it
Speaker 1: says action. Nine out of ten Americans aren't getting essential
Speaker 1: nutrients we need. That's a serious gap. But just one
Speaker 1: more serving of nutrient rich milk a day for you
Speaker 1: and your family can help fill it. So here's the direction.
Speaker 1: Pour one more got milk, And honestly, I'm sucking dine
Speaker 1: milk after I see you and read that one because
Speaker 1: it may be Remember how much I fucking love milk. Okay,
Speaker 1: what do you have to say day to people who
Speaker 1: can't drink it for whatever reason. I'm a big proponent
Speaker 1: of almond milk. Now, all the different types of new
Speaker 1: milk they're coming up with, the nut milks, I love it.
Speaker 1: I don't mean to I don't mean to keep putting
Speaker 1: impediments in front of you, questionably bad for the environment.
Speaker 1: Some of these, seriously, there's just a lot of water involved.
Speaker 1: It's it's there's just a lot of environmental strain it
Speaker 1: puts on the world. I ask you a question. I
Speaker 1: have to ask you a question. Then, as the person's
Speaker 1: going to provide this fodder, please, how do you take
Speaker 1: your coffee? Black? Black honey? Every single time. I have
Speaker 1: not had any kind of dairy or dairy alternative in
Speaker 1: my coffee since twenty seventeen. And you better believe that
Speaker 1: one any any person who served me coffee in the
Speaker 1: last four years. I'm really racking my brain, and I
Speaker 1: actually can't remember the last time you had something in
Speaker 1: your coffee. Have you seen me? You've seen me many
Speaker 1: a time, I know for a fact, clutching a vegetile
Speaker 1: plastic cup full of ice coffee. And what color was
Speaker 1: that it was? It was black? Don't ever question I'm
Speaker 1: sorry my moral stands on any issue. I will always
Speaker 1: be right. I'm just kidding. I just want to say
Speaker 1: there's never we can really point to this as a
Speaker 1: stark difference between us, because you know me, I am
Speaker 1: a light and sweet. Goddess, I needed to be very
Speaker 1: light and very sweet, to the point where I'm really
Speaker 1: just drinking milky sugar. So do you like Dunkin Donuts
Speaker 1: for that reason? Because I still for Dunking Donuts, but
Speaker 1: I will say they overdo it. I mean, we all
Speaker 1: know we've all ordered an ice coffee at Dunkin Donuts
Speaker 1: and had that just sort of life or death moment
Speaker 1: where you drinking just a huge amount of sugar and
Speaker 1: you say, Okay, I can find out this happens and
Speaker 1: continue on. Shall I choose the smoothest course and just
Speaker 1: go right into diabetic hell or just you know, go
Speaker 1: out there there in the world of coffee shops and
Speaker 1: continue to find your place, because Duncan Donuts is not it.
Speaker 1: The smoothest course is the steady, beating trump co Well,
Speaker 1: I sort of did something interesting with it, I said,
Speaker 1: the smooth this course was to sort of give in
Speaker 1: to this, this corporation of Duncan Donuts because of the fast,
Speaker 1: casual nous of it all. Whereas, for some reason, for me,
Speaker 1: the rocky, more adventurous path is to forge on and
Speaker 1: experience more and more coffee. That's beautiful, that's beautiful, but yes,
Speaker 1: that is a big bone Yang and matt Rogers difference.
Speaker 1: Let's see who else is standing out to you in
Speaker 1: these ads. I mean, I see a really hot one
Speaker 1: of Matthew Fox, but we don't really recognize her anymore.
Speaker 1: Kermit the Frog, I mean, can we just talk for
Speaker 1: a second about Kermit culture. I mean, if Kermit was
Speaker 1: doing it, America was doing it. And that's a rule
Speaker 1: of culture. That's rule culture number forty. If Kermit was
Speaker 1: doing is doing it, America was, America was doing it her.
Speaker 1: I have no words. I truly feel like you don't
Speaker 1: mean to wind down the conversation. I think we still
Speaker 1: have a lot to talk about. But I think that
Speaker 1: you've picked such truly an iconic cultural day. Everyone got
Speaker 1: involved in this movement. Everyone was It was a movement,
Speaker 1: thank you, because it's about the people and what does
Speaker 1: what do every people have? What do every people have? Skeleton?
Speaker 1: What do every people people have a skeleton? Skeleton? What
Speaker 1: do every people have? People have skeleton? And this is
Speaker 1: important to remember as we look at Jonathan Lipniki, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Yes, it's im wort to remember reader.
Speaker 1: When we look at Noah Wiley, these nineties only icons reader.
Speaker 1: I want you to this is, this is the thing
Speaker 1: you all have to do today if you want to
Speaker 1: be on this journey with us. I know, we don't.
Speaker 1: I know, we don't sort of you know, call on
Speaker 1: you to do too much in terms of actions, because
Speaker 1: we just want this to be a peaceful listening experience
Speaker 1: for you. But you have to do. What you have
Speaker 1: to do today is google Jonathan Lipniki got milk and
Speaker 1: say the words what do every people have? Bone, a skeleton,
Speaker 1: A shout it out loud. We need for you to
Speaker 1: say it out loud. And if you don't, then precious one,
Speaker 1: you're without, You're without. And let's see that's sort of
Speaker 1: our tailor folklore narrative. That's how we keep stringing together
Speaker 1: because by the end, one thing we wanted to reveal
Speaker 1: on this episode was by the end um you're going
Speaker 1: to find out out of the twelve episodes, like what
Speaker 1: the underlying narrative was. Yeah, and with the aim of
Speaker 1: Ryan Reynolds and Blake Leiley's children are and they're in here,
Speaker 1: and they're in here. Sara Ramires, I'm looking at Sarah
Speaker 1: Ramires right now. I mean I've seen one of Billy
Speaker 1: ray Cyrus back when it wasn't like a joke version
Speaker 1: of Billy ray Cyrus. Sorry to oh, Mario is here
Speaker 1: doing one? Like I mean, they got animated girls oh
Speaker 1: from you know, the very same. By the way, stop everything.
Speaker 1: Speaking of Mario in Universal Studios in Japan, Japan. I
Speaker 1: heard there is footage girl, um the inside of the
Speaker 1: Mario Kart ride, which is done, and the whole Super
Speaker 1: Nintendo World in Universal Studios in Japan is done. It's
Speaker 1: opening this summer, and it's opening this summer. They're going
Speaker 1: to be able to go, Oh my word. The fact
Speaker 1: that there's going to be a ride version of Mario
Speaker 1: Kart is just it is every what I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: we'll have to return to Mario on another DFC another
Speaker 1: df say, we might have to return to Mario. But
Speaker 1: before I just just to sort of put the crime
Speaker 1: out for the reader, and I want to ask you this.
Speaker 1: We are not the kind of people to get dressed
Speaker 1: up for a theme park. That is not to alienate
Speaker 1: our our listeners who do do that. We're not costume girls.
Speaker 1: It's fine, We're just we're not like we're not gay
Speaker 1: Days girls were owners a matching shirt we're not. We're
Speaker 1: not paraphernalia queens. But I think in order to something
Speaker 1: has to. It would be imagine the impact of going
Speaker 1: on that ride dressed as Mario and Luigi. No, Oh,
Speaker 1: Queen Peach Honey in a pink gown, blond wig, crown, turquoise,
Speaker 1: giant turquoise jewel on your chest, white gloves. You know
Speaker 1: what I want for you? What? And this is something
Speaker 1: I would only give to my sister. You should be
Speaker 1: Princess Peach and I'll be Daisy. No, Queen, you're the each,
Speaker 1: I'm the Daisy. I don't know, girl, I think that
Speaker 1: you are truly Peach and I'm more Daisy. I am.
Speaker 1: You know your Peach. It's okay. I see it on
Speaker 1: your face right now. I know I see you sort of.
Speaker 1: And this also, I want this because it's right, but
Speaker 1: I will throw this out. This is all another concept
Speaker 1: twin Rosalina's. Ah. No, if I'm Peach, then you are Rosalina.
Speaker 1: That might be true. You are Rosalina. You have your
Speaker 1: Oh no, you know Davis Rosalina. I think you have. Well.
Speaker 1: First of all, you have to play Super Mario Galaxy
Speaker 1: to really understand this girl's story. Oh my god. Rosalina.
Speaker 1: Rosalina gets like a narrative. She runs the spaceship that
Speaker 1: saves Mario. Okay, I pause, pause pause, First of all,
Speaker 1: Super Mario Galaxy one of the greatest platforms of all time,
Speaker 1: arguably one of the greatest video games of all time,
Speaker 1: largely widely considered the sort of that superlative. Mario is
Speaker 1: on his way to go see Princess Peach. Of course,
Speaker 1: Bowser swoops in, blows up the castle, takes peace. I
Speaker 1: hate him. I hate don't you hate that that one?
Speaker 1: I hate that one. Always ruining the night, always ruining
Speaker 1: the night. But here's here's the twist. Mari is about
Speaker 1: to jump into Bowser's you know, boat flying in, but
Speaker 1: then he goes, guess what I brought? A giant spaceship comes,
Speaker 1: lifts the castle off of the off of the ground,
Speaker 1: and they go off into space. Mario gets dragged up,
Speaker 1: but then she gets thrown out into into full emptiness.
Speaker 1: But who should save him but Rosalina, who runs a
Speaker 1: giant space flight complex. And you don't really You're like,
Speaker 1: what's her deal? But she has all of these little
Speaker 1: star creatures so adorable called lumas. Oh my god, I loomas,
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed, adorable. And then there's all these different facilitascraft
Speaker 1: so cute. Google Luma right now, l u m a Mario.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is such a moment, the most Okay,
Speaker 1: I need all of them in every home. Rosalina is
Speaker 1: the queen of the Lumas. But she is not a
Speaker 1: luminous she is she is a true bugerty, true girl.
Speaker 1: So she is running the ship that has all the
Speaker 1: Luomas and the and the ship has so many different facilities.
Speaker 1: It has a queen, it has a kitchen, it has
Speaker 1: a shop, it has all these different things. But there's
Speaker 1: a mysterious library in the corner, and you go, what's there.
Speaker 1: There's always more to the story, always more to the story.
Speaker 1: You as Mario, you go into that library, of course,
Speaker 1: can you see all the A lot of lumas gathered
Speaker 1: around Russellina and she's opening up a story book she's
Speaker 1: about to read to the lumas. And what she reads
Speaker 1: to the Lumas is a beautifully illustrated children's tale about
Speaker 1: a girl who has lost alone in space, crying, wondering
Speaker 1: where all her friends and loved ones and and family went.
Speaker 1: Who should save my God. But all the lumas. She
Speaker 1: meets lumas and they all but it's truly the most
Speaker 1: I might even She read to the lumas the story
Speaker 1: of their own experience. She read to the lumas the
Speaker 1: story of a little girl, and you find out the
Speaker 1: little girl is her at the vag But it's actually
Speaker 1: so beautifully done. And I have said on record that
Speaker 1: that story book in Super Mario Galaxy is better and
Speaker 1: more iconic space children's stories, a more iconic space children's
Speaker 1: story than The Little Prince than the Little Prince. You
Speaker 1: have to get into Rosalina reader, and Matt you are Rosalina.
Speaker 1: I give you that title. You are Rosalina. You are
Speaker 1: the mother you you you create the ground for other people. Mama,
Speaker 1: that is the nicest thing I have ever said to me.
Speaker 1: And people have said many nice things. They have said
Speaker 1: such nice things to me ever since I was born.
Speaker 1: And this was this ranks as number one. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I just want to close out by asking a question,
Speaker 1: not about milk, which was the topic of the episode,
Speaker 1: but rather about rest law. Do you think that Peach
Speaker 1: is absolutely shook that this girl who's not for nothing,
Speaker 1: Queen of the Spacecraft comes in. She's queen of a people,
Speaker 1: the loomas I'm sorry. She sweeps along and she saves
Speaker 1: Mario's life. Oh okay, you're gonna tell me that Princess
Speaker 1: Peach is not s h oh okay shook in her
Speaker 1: damn dress of pink at this development, This woman, the
Speaker 1: hottest woman in the fucking universe, comes along and scoops
Speaker 1: your man, you're not shook. Literally, what does Princess Peach
Speaker 1: feel like? Because she should feel like a nervous wreck one.
Speaker 1: And guess what it's kind of like what I The
Speaker 1: only thing I can compare it to is if you
Speaker 1: go to this is not quite the same, but it's
Speaker 1: the closest thing. You go to couple of therapy and
Speaker 1: your therapist seduces your damn man bye, and your therapist is,
Speaker 1: by the way, a model. Good luck, good luck, good
Speaker 1: luck with the rest of your life. Good luck booking
Speaker 1: that life you speak of. Queen. Oh, you're taking me
Speaker 1: out with this callback to Rihanna v. Sierra. Here's um
Speaker 1: ultimately what bit? No? Please close that. You go up
Speaker 1: to the air, you go up to the other You
Speaker 1: had a proclamation, I was I was kind of gesturing
Speaker 1: you I was giving you the floor. Okay you you
Speaker 1: were about to slip into a beautiful sign off. Fasten it.
Speaker 1: As as Wendy said on the Potomac Reunion, what we
Speaker 1: want to say to milk. While Bowen and I have
Speaker 1: different opinions on how frequently you should be consumed in
Speaker 1: what sort of um states, be it in coffee, by yourself,
Speaker 1: sort of in cereal whatever, I'm sure that's a whole
Speaker 1: rabbit hole. I have to say. I love I love milk.
Speaker 1: I just don't put in my coffee. That's and then
Speaker 1: that that's it, That's all it is. Well, like we said,
Speaker 1: so some people are being a little bit kger with
Speaker 1: how they feel about you, But other people on the podcast,
Speaker 1: namely me, are sort of sucking sucking who who's you,
Speaker 1: the milk or the reader? Who is the thing? I
Speaker 1: was talking about my own relationship with milk, What we
Speaker 1: want to say is thank you for giving me God,