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Speaker 1: Jewels Show. Have you ever thought about the fact that

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Speaker 1: Tuesday is the only day of the week that doesn't

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Speaker 1: have a greeting? What it's the Jewil Show. What do

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Speaker 1: you mean a greeting? Like Monday When you see someone,

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Speaker 1: Really good points, Thank you very much. That's why I

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Speaker 1: figured this morning we should just go with the hashtag

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Speaker 1: not a thoughtful Tuesday. That's lame. Anyway, maybe we can

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Speaker 1: think about it. But yeah, why not just do hashtag

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Speaker 1: the day? Yes, yes, yes. Have you ever thought that

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Speaker 1: I mean, life is a terminoids. Think about that, life

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Speaker 1: The New Hits one oh six point one Jubils Dirty

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Speaker 1: All right, time for dirty little secrets, Time for dirt secrets,

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Speaker 1: Time for dirt little secret. Okay, it's kind of hard

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Speaker 1: You guys know her as Sally who sells seashells. I

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Speaker 1: to have a major lawsuit on their hands. So listening

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news. For Tuesday, November ten,

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Speaker 1: York City, New York City, That's right, New York City

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Speaker 1: talking crap about losing his job. No, Trump just didn't

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Speaker 1: English even who's riding dirty down the interstate drinking a

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Speaker 1: a woman it was Remembrance Sunday last week, which is

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Speaker 1: where everyone takes a moment of silence for the fallen soldiers,

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Speaker 1: you said, Aquarius, who's there? Yes, Ben, it's Aquarius, the

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Speaker 1: psychic reader that you're a son. Oh yes, my son said,

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Speaker 1: Ben Would you like to know what I've found out? Sure,

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Speaker 1: I have found out that as far as your job goes,

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Speaker 1: What this is actually Jubil from The Jewil Show doing

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Speaker 1: you know, sometimes you gotta check, You gotta check. The

420
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: password is definitely different. So you try to check her phone?

421
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 1: Do you do that sometimes? Or did you try to

422
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,400
Speaker 1: check her phone because you think something's up? No? I

423
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 1: never check her phone. I just haven't felt the need

424
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,560
Speaker 1: to until recently, and that's when I thought the password changed.

425
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:40,879
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's okay, that's devastating. Yeah, something, I mean,

426
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,959
Speaker 1: there is definitely a reason that she doesn't want you

427
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,679
Speaker 1: to look at her phone. Yeah. She's also been going

428
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,680
Speaker 1: out to happy hour more often and hanging out with

429
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:55,360
Speaker 1: her friends and our friends, but not with me. Huh. Okay,

430
00:23:55,359 --> 00:23:57,200
Speaker 1: Like does she say why she doesn't want you to

431
00:23:57,240 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 1: come along? No, she just says that she wants to

432
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: have time with our friends and she's just never done

433
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:06,680
Speaker 1: that before though. Okay, have you ever thought about reaching

434
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,760
Speaker 1: out to the friends, like, have they said anything about

435
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,080
Speaker 1: what's going on? Yeah, you should text some angrily like hey,

436
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,120
Speaker 1: leave my girl alone in all caps. I just don't

437
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: want to be wrong, and then they think that I'm

438
00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:22,400
Speaker 1: weird or something. Okay, Okay, yeah, I don't think you're weird.

439
00:24:22,440 --> 00:24:25,359
Speaker 1: Based on everything you've said, it's definitely it's definitely shady

440
00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:28,480
Speaker 1: and it seems like something's going on. Um. Okay, is

441
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,360
Speaker 1: there anything you can think of anywhere I could call

442
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:33,360
Speaker 1: from where I could offer some sort of romantic package

443
00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:37,000
Speaker 1: with flowers or something to get somebody's name. Well, she

444
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:43,640
Speaker 1: does have a membership at massage, okay, because she got

445
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,080
Speaker 1: a car accident a while back and she was getting

446
00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:48,199
Speaker 1: therapy there, So it wouldn't be weird if you were

447
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:51,240
Speaker 1: to call from there. Okay, all right, that makes sense too.

448
00:24:51,359 --> 00:24:53,359
Speaker 1: You know those people, they have packages all the time

449
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,000
Speaker 1: and little incentives. So okay, So what we'll do is

450
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 1: we'll play a song come back, and then I'll call

451
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:00,119
Speaker 1: her and pretend to be from the massage place and

452
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: offer her some flowers to send to somebody and see

453
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 1: if she says your name or somebody else is for

454
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 1: the card attached. So plans on come back and see

455
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 1: if we can find out if Tara's girlfriend Gina is

456
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 1: cheating on her. Next, how does a stereotypical massage therapist sound.

457
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:23,360
Speaker 1: I'm only asking because I'm trying to get in character. Oh, okay, okay,

458
00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:24,840
Speaker 1: because we're right in the middle of war, the roads

459
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:27,119
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater, and in order to catch this cheater,

460
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to pretend if you really want to

461
00:25:29,280 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 1: get in character, I will offer up my body. That's

462
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:34,320
Speaker 1: not the first time you've offered me that English, even

463
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 1: right in the middle of war, the road to catch

464
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 1: a cheater, And Tara is on the phone and she

465
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,359
Speaker 1: thinks that her girlfriend Gina is cheating on her, because

466
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, Gina has become emotionally distant, and

467
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,600
Speaker 1: the biggest thing of all, she changed the password on

468
00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,679
Speaker 1: her phone. And Tara knows that because Tara tried to

469
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:53,280
Speaker 1: snoop on her phone, didn't you, Tara, Yes, I did,

470
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,600
Speaker 1: But I'm glad that I found out the password changed.

471
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:58,160
Speaker 1: That's why I call these guys yep, because I mean, look,

472
00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,080
Speaker 1: if someone is cheating on you, they don't deserve to

473
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,000
Speaker 1: be with you, So you should find out so you

474
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: can move on. And hopefully we find out that she's not.

475
00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: But if she is, at least now you know. Yeah.

476
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 1: So the reason I bring up the whole massage thing

477
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: is Tara told us her girlfriend, Gina is a member

478
00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,360
Speaker 1: at a massage place, and so I'm gonna call from

479
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: there and pretend to have some sort of package that

480
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:22,479
Speaker 1: we're offering that includes flowers. And see whose name she

481
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 1: gives us when I asked her to put a name

482
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:27,840
Speaker 1: on the card. Are you ready to go? Yep? I

483
00:26:27,840 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 1: am ready ready as you'll ever be. Okay, here we go.

484
00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:40,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna doal her phone umber right now. Hello, Hi,

485
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: this is Stupin calling for a massage I was looking for.

486
00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:47,760
Speaker 1: Gina is speaking. I don't think I've met you before, No,

487
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I met you either. I mean,

488
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,280
Speaker 1: I see you're remember here and you come in quite often,

489
00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:55,639
Speaker 1: and I've never I've never had the pleasure of laying

490
00:26:55,720 --> 00:27:00,960
Speaker 1: my hands on you. I'm calling you today because I

491
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,159
Speaker 1: don't know if you've seen the flyers up for the

492
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,919
Speaker 1: Romantic Spa weekend that we have. Oh I haven't seen those.

493
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:13,679
Speaker 1: Well guess what you have been selected as our member

494
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:16,159
Speaker 1: of the month, our mom member of the Month. Wow,

495
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: and thank you. It also includes flowers and chocolates that

496
00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 1: you can send to somebody whoever you want to take

497
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: on the weekend get away. You're fine with taking a

498
00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: weekend trip and some free flowers and chocolates? Absolutely, yes,

499
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,800
Speaker 1: I am. Okay, i'd call you a looney tune if

500
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:37,159
Speaker 1: you said no. Okay, great, I'll tell you what. We

501
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 1: can send all the information for you to sign up

502
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,880
Speaker 1: for the weekend getaway thing online and we have your email.

503
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 1: But right now I can take care of the flower

504
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: and chocolate stuff for you. Okay. Do you want to

505
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:51,480
Speaker 1: send them to yourself? Oh? No, no, no, I would

506
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,480
Speaker 1: like to send them to my girlfriend though. Oh okay,

507
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 1: Well that's nice of you. If it were me, I

508
00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 1: wouldn't be send them to anybody, be sending them right

509
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,879
Speaker 1: to my house. So I peg out and look at

510
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 1: flowers all night. But that's me. I'm a little bit

511
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 1: of a sugar fiend. So you said your girlfriend, right, Um, Okay,

512
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:11,119
Speaker 1: that's yeah, awesome. All I need is her name? First

513
00:28:11,160 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: of all, what is your gf's nombre? Tara Tara Ta?

514
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:20,440
Speaker 1: Is that a Ta or a ka Tara or Tara

515
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,680
Speaker 1: Tara with a T T A r A. Okay? And

516
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:29,000
Speaker 1: how long have you guys been together? About three years? Okay?

517
00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:35,239
Speaker 1: So Tara? Um? Anybody else that you want to send

518
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:42,120
Speaker 1: them to other than her? No? Okay? Um? Is there

519
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: anything you want to put on like a card to her? Yeah? Um,

520
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 1: you can just say I love you baby always, Gina.

521
00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: And that's to Tara t A r A your girlfriend

522
00:28:55,960 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: of three years. Nobody else like or Samantha or no. Wait,

523
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 1: why do you keep asking me if it's someone other

524
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 1: than my girlfriend? Well, because I was hoping that I

525
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: could catch you cheating on her? What? Yeah? Because this

526
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: is Jewel from the Jewel Show, not student from the

527
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: massage place. What is going on? What is this? The

528
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:21,800
Speaker 1: Jewel Show is a radio show. Have you ever heard

529
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 1: of it? No? Okay, we don't do massages. We might soon, okay,

530
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 1: if our ratings are bad, we'll have to end up

531
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: giving massages to people to listen. But we don't have

532
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: to do that currently. Have you ever heard or are

533
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:37,800
Speaker 1: the roses to catch a cheater before? Um? No, I haven't. Okay, Well,

534
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 1: I will explain it to you in a second. First

535
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,959
Speaker 1: of all, I'm Jewil, the host of the show with me,

536
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:45,440
Speaker 1: is Mahata's wife Alex three yes and English Evan. Hello.

537
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:47,400
Speaker 1: That's who's on the phone with you right now? Okay? Hi.

538
00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: Also on the phone is your girlfriend Tara. Why what

539
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: is this? You're not even acting really weird lately? Okay.

540
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: So I called these guys to find out if you

541
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:07,680
Speaker 1: were cheating, okay, And from the sounds of things, you're not,

542
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: or at least you'd rather send the flowers to your

543
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 1: girlfriend than your side piece. I don't have a side piece.

544
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 1: I'm not cheating. Why would you think that I'm cheating

545
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 1: on you? Yeah, you're acting weird lately, and the energies

546
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:26,000
Speaker 1: off too. I feel like there's something going on. It's

547
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: so secretive. And why would you change the password on

548
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: your phone if nothing's going on? That is what they

549
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:36,160
Speaker 1: call in the business here A good question, Gina, I

550
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: mean I just wanted to change it. I mean, why

551
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: are you going through my phone? I was like, you

552
00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: don't trust me? Help me? You haven't been acting different lately.

553
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: I mean, Tara, honestly, I have been acting differently, but

554
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: I really don't want to talk about it right now.

555
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:54,000
Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about it at all, especially

556
00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: not on the radio. Like you are cheating on me.

557
00:30:57,000 --> 00:30:59,640
Speaker 1: Just say it. I'm not cheating on you, and I'm

558
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: just I'm planning on proposing to you. Oh oh oh

559
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: I feel like a jerk, me too, but Tera feels worse. Yeah, okay, okay, um,

560
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: did you just say that you're trying to propose to me. Yeah,

561
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: that's what I've been planning on. And I had to

562
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: be secretive because I didn't want you to know. I

563
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: wanted it to be a surprise. But do you know,

564
00:31:30,760 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: I know this, I am. I know this isn't the

565
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: best phone call. But do you think you still will propose?

566
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 1: I mean I will, but the surprises are Yeah. Well

567
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:46,200
Speaker 1: that explains, that explains everything. Well, I'm so glad you're

568
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: not cheating. Yeah, I mean, that's good, Tara, right, it's

569
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: a positive. She's not cheating. Also, she hopefully plans on

570
00:31:52,840 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: never cheating on you forever. It sounds like it's the

571
00:31:55,200 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: exact opposite of yeah. Yeah, now I'm that at myself. Okay, Tara,

572
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,920
Speaker 1: look I get it. I'm I'm still going to propose

573
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: to you. I'm just not going to tell you when,

574
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,520
Speaker 1: and I'll never cheat on you. Can you give me

575
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: any hint on one little to you? God? No, Tara,

576
00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:19,680
Speaker 1: give it a rest area. You won one battle already today.

577
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 1: Knowing that she's not cheating on you. Just let her

578
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: propose to you and then hopefully you guys can live

579
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:28,560
Speaker 1: a happy life together. Good. Yeah, I guess one question?

580
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,960
Speaker 1: That was that vacation package real or no? It was

581
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:37,560
Speaker 1: all made up? I'm sorry? Oh okay. The Jewels shows

582
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: were of the roses. The Jewels Show on demand only

583
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: on iHeart Radio and the New Hits one oh six

584
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: point one Jewils Dirty Little Secret on the New Hits

585
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 1: of one h six point one. I might have indigestion

586
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: after today's dirt A little secret just warning you have

587
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: a bad stomach, though you always have indigestions. Stomach DIARYA

588
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: very true diarrhea confirmation. It might be diarrhea after this one.

589
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,600
Speaker 1: I don't even know, but it's going to definitely affect

590
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: my stomach. At least you a little cleaning up rabbit,

591
00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,120
Speaker 1: Why do you say that no, because it's time for

592
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: dirty little secret text in four one six one. If

593
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: you have a secret that you want to tell on

594
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 1: the show, we'll let you tell it, and we'll always

595
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: keep you anonymous. We don't even ask what your name is.

596
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,240
Speaker 1: That's why everybody gets a fake name when they call

597
00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 1: in on the phone. Right now, an actual business chain,

598
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,680
Speaker 1: which is crazy Taco Bell. Taco Bell is calling into

599
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,920
Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret. That's weird. What's up,

600
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 1: Taco Bell? Hi, this is the first time a restaurant

601
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 1: has called in. It is Yeah, as a restaurant, as

602
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: a person, as a restaurant, as a person. Yeah, yeah,

603
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: I'm a person. No, you're not your Taco Bell, so

604
00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,760
Speaker 1: we can keep you anonymous. Talk about anyway, what's your

605
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:49,760
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Oh gosh, okay, um, So I really

606
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 1: like cats. I have two cats on my own and

607
00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: I saw English Evan just perked up. He's a cat

608
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,360
Speaker 1: owner as well. And as soon as you said something

609
00:33:57,400 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 1: about cats, I love maybe cats. So I don't want

610
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:07,479
Speaker 1: you guys to judge me or anything. I just I

611
00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: love cat. Okay, there's no judgment here, remember I mean

612
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 1: remember our saying this is a judgment free zone unless

613
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:18,759
Speaker 1: you need to be judged. Yes, so, oh no, no

614
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 1: judgment here is liking cats your dirty little secret because

615
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,520
Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that like cat in which case,

616
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: sign me up. No, no, there's more. Okay, what's the rest?

617
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: So I like to spend like a little bit of

618
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 1: time being one of the cats, if that makes sense.

619
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:43,719
Speaker 1: Oh actually I can only imagine that you like to

620
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 1: be a cat in bed? I like bad too, but

621
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:52,359
Speaker 1: like no, I mean like, um, like, I'll I'll play

622
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,919
Speaker 1: with their toys with them, and i'll, you know, have

623
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 1: my dinner in a bowl next to theirs. I like

624
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:02,960
Speaker 1: to like be a cat. Okay, so this is when

625
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:09,000
Speaker 1: we start judging kidding. No, no, I mean it doesn't

626
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,600
Speaker 1: sound like it's curtained anybody. It sounds like it's a

627
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,719
Speaker 1: fun thing for you to do. So you pretend to

628
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:16,239
Speaker 1: be one of your cats. Yeah, I like it. I

629
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 1: don't know, like a couple of hours a day I

630
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 1: am one of my cats, and they like it when

631
00:35:21,719 --> 00:35:23,839
Speaker 1: I get to be there, you know, a third cat

632
00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:26,520
Speaker 1: with them, and you know, sleep on their blanket with

633
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:30,520
Speaker 1: them and play with their tinfoil balls. Okay, so nobody

634
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 1: in your family, no, none of your friends know this. No, God, no,

635
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 1: I don't alone. I wouldn't tell anybody. Do you have

636
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: your own scratching post? Not yet. It's a really good

637
00:35:41,080 --> 00:35:43,600
Speaker 1: idea though, So when you sorry, when you start, when

638
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,319
Speaker 1: you start dating, or like when you start looking for

639
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: a date. I mean, do you have to look on

640
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: like a special dating site for someone who's gonna be

641
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,920
Speaker 1: okay with their significant other acting like a cat, well

642
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 1: doing what you want to do, like you should be

643
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: finding someone who will accept that. You know, I can't

644
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,240
Speaker 1: see like a long like Evan, would you be okay

645
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: with your girlfriend acting like a cat? Frill? It depends

646
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: on what the scenario was. Just normal Yeah, if it

647
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:13,319
Speaker 1: was normal every day life, probably not honestly, Like if

648
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,400
Speaker 1: you weren't acting like a cat all the time and

649
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,360
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, babe, I just need a couple hours

650
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:20,440
Speaker 1: to go pretend to be a cat to kind of

651
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,600
Speaker 1: blossom steam. But absolutely no, I'd support it, okay, really mean,

652
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: as long as how is that any less weird than

653
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: acting like a cat for you know, however long we like,

654
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:29,440
Speaker 1: if it was all day, like if if I was

655
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 1: now married to a cat, okay, I have a problem

656
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,719
Speaker 1: if I would be like, okay, can you stop walking

657
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 1: around all fours? But if it was just something that

658
00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:38,120
Speaker 1: you needed to do and it was pretty innocent, I'd

659
00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:40,280
Speaker 1: be like, yeah, sure, I support you being a cat. Okay,

660
00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 1: you're so welcoming. It's not all day. It's just just

661
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 1: like a few hours a day. Nothing. Yeah, I still

662
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 1: have the job, like, I still have to do human things, right,

663
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:54,600
Speaker 1: because you're a human. How long have you been acting

664
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: like a cat fool? This is going on about four years?

665
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 1: All right? Well, well, phrasicality. As far as Cat's co two,

666
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:03,719
Speaker 1: I think you're gonna die soon. They don't live that

667
00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:08,040
Speaker 1: long now. They have nine lives. Yeah, you're right, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah,

668
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,040
Speaker 1: I know. I think I have nine lives. Son, good

669
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: for a while? All right, Well, thanks for calling in

670
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:16,200
Speaker 1: and tell us your dirty little secret? Yeah, what's your

671
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 1: dirty little secret? The Jebel Show on demand only on

672
00:37:20,520 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: iHeart Radio and the New Hits one h six point

673
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:32,439
Speaker 1: one Oh English. Then, oh, you have your work cut

674
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 1: out for you today? Why is that? Well, if remember

675
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,720
Speaker 1: a little while back, somebody called in for dirty little secret.

676
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,320
Speaker 1: You know how we keep everybody anonymous. There's one dude

677
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: who was hilarious. Don't know his actual name. We called

678
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: him Courtney Kardashian and his dirty little secret as how

679
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,759
Speaker 1: he works at a sandwich shop and gets stoned all

680
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 1: the time. I remember this, smokes with people that come

681
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: in there and everything else. Well, he's now called in

682
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 1: to play you and beat the brit O. This is

683
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: one buzz and I might beat. We don't know his name,

684
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,760
Speaker 1: so we're just gonna go with Courtney Kardashians, a stoner

685
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,440
Speaker 1: Courtney Kardashian. Let's called back in. What's up the stoner

686
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:11,279
Speaker 1: Courtney Kardashian. What's up guys that I'm just gonna I'll

687
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 1: just I'll just stay anonymous as it. We're okay, Yeah,

688
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,080
Speaker 1: your stone court So yeah, that's from what you are

689
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: for now, and we're never gonna ask your real name.

690
00:38:18,560 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 1: Your real name is now Stoner Cort. Oh my gosh.

691
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,920
Speaker 1: I got prepared for this and I just kind of

692
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: surf the inner tube for the last three hours, just

693
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 1: sort of trying to guess what sort of questions might

694
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: come up the last three on the INTU. Yeah, let's

695
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: let's go ahead. All right, here we go English. Evan

696
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: has left the studio. He's in the other room. Um,

697
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: you have thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

698
00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,759
Speaker 1: If you don't know when, just say passed and you

699
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: have to beat English Evan outright to win. Okay, okay,

700
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. Your time starts. Now. What

701
00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: does it sound too low pitched for humans to hear?

702
00:38:55,080 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: Called high frequency? What keyboard short is used to save

703
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:06,600
Speaker 1: a document? Uh? Path? What is a stage name of

704
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 1: Marshall Bruce? Mother's the third eminem? What is the official

705
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: language of America? English? Who had a section of his

706
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: ear bit off by Mike Tyson? Oh? The holy field? Wow?

707
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:25,879
Speaker 1: All right, you actually did way better than I thought

708
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,839
Speaker 1: you would. Yeah, damn. I mean I used to like

709
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: watch Jeopardy with my grandma. You watched Jeopardy with his grandma.

710
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: So does English Evan really? Yeah? He just said that

711
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 1: he just walked in. He didn't have his earphones on. Dude,

712
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 1: No way, Actually, I mean, dude, yeah, man, Jevan lives

713
00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:47,840
Speaker 1: with his grandma and watch his Jeopardy Yeah, Stoner Courtney Kardashian,

714
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: do you live with your grandma? I don't, Okay, I've

715
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: never I don't know. If well I smoked with I

716
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 1: tried to smoke with her, but with English Evan's grandma

717
00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:02,360
Speaker 1: or your grandma. Now'm confused with my grandma, but you

718
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:06,400
Speaker 1: know with English Evans Grandma. I mean, i'd be downright

719
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 1: see if we can work that out for you. But

720
00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 1: now it's time to see if Evan can beat you

721
00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 1: to answer the questions. Yeah, he hasn't. He hasn't played yet.

722
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: Find we're gonna start now. Oh, okay, all right, here

723
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: we go, Evan, your time starts now? What does this

724
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 1: sound too low pitch for humans? Do you hear called? Uh?

725
00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 1: Low frequency? What keyboard shortcut is used to save a

726
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 1: document control safe? What is the stage name of Marshall

727
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:38,799
Speaker 1: Bruce Mather's a third j Michael? Oh? What is the

728
00:40:38,840 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: official language of America? English? Who had a section of

729
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:47,320
Speaker 1: his ear bit off by Mike Tyson? Uh? What? Oh?

730
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:50,080
Speaker 1: What is the smallest dog in the world Chihuahua? What

731
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 1: does the abbreviation R and B stand for rhythm and

732
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:58,520
Speaker 1: bass time? All right, let's send it on over to

733
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: the scoreboard and see how you guys did with our

734
00:41:03,360 --> 00:41:08,399
Speaker 1: executive bruserve. Justin scoreboard, Barnes Stoner courts your internet slew thing.

735
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: Whatever you said you were doing earlier, it seems to

736
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:16,919
Speaker 1: have paid off. You got too correct in our Evan

737
00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 1: got two more questions in oh good in our own English,

738
00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: Evan who was stone cold, sober and did no interneting?

739
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:27,080
Speaker 1: One correct lost? Oh my god, I know the one

740
00:41:27,120 --> 00:41:29,719
Speaker 1: I got right too. What do they speak in America?

741
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: We'll go over the answer English, Evan lost to stoner

742
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: Courtney Kardashian is a new lay saying okay, so I

743
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,480
Speaker 1: get like, well, I will tell you what you went

744
00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 1: in just one second after we go over the answers.

745
00:41:46,200 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: What is a sound too low pitch for humans to hear? Called?

746
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: Is infrasound? Didn't I go? Yeah? What keyboard shortcut is

747
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:55,319
Speaker 1: used to save a document? Is control? I say control save?

748
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:58,320
Speaker 1: I'm so dumb. What is the stage name of Marshall

749
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:00,880
Speaker 1: Bruce Mother's a third is eminem? Oh he got that

750
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: one right. Yeah? Nice. What is the official language of America?

751
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 1: That's a trick question because there is none. Wait it's English.

752
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,760
Speaker 1: It's no official there's no official language. Oh my god, guys, yeah, yeah.

753
00:42:10,800 --> 00:42:12,239
Speaker 1: Who had a section of his ear bit up by

754
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:15,120
Speaker 1: Mike Tyson? It was Evander Holyfield. And then what is

755
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 1: the smallest talk in the world. Evan did get that

756
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 1: one right, I got that one, right, Yeah, if you

757
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: got that one and then you were super close in

758
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: this next one event. What does the abbreviation R and

759
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 1: B stand for rhythm and blue? Rhythm and blue? Yeah,

760
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 1: that makes more sense. Okay, stonor court because you beat Evan,

761
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:34,759
Speaker 1: you win a Jewbil Show sticker, so I can mail

762
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 1: it to you. Oh my god, and I'll just put

763
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,759
Speaker 1: stonor court stonor Courtney Kardashian on everybody. I'll know it

764
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: was one seven. We're gonna put you on hold and

765
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 1: then get your address there. All right, Karney Kardashians. All right,

766
00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 1: just you know, talk to you later. Did j BIL

767
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,920
Speaker 1: Show on demand only on iHeart Radio and the new

768
00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: hits one oh six point one oh English? Then, oh

769
00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:08,480
Speaker 1: you have your work cut out for you today? Why

770
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 1: is that? Well, if remember a little while back, somebody

771
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 1: called in for dirty little secret. You know how we

772
00:43:13,080 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: keep everybody anonymous. There's one dude who was hilarious, don't

773
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,880
Speaker 1: know his actual name. We called him Courtney Kardashian. This

774
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,520
Speaker 1: dirty little secus. How he works at a sandwich shop

775
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 1: and gets stoned all the time. I remember this guy

776
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 1: smokes with people that come in there and everything else.

777
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 1: Well he's now called in to play you and beat

778
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 1: the brit Oh, this is one buzz and I might beat.

779
00:43:34,040 --> 00:43:35,920
Speaker 1: We don't know his name, so we're just gonna go

780
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 1: with Courtney Kardashians. So Stoner Courtney Kardashian. It's called back in.

781
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 1: What is up the Stoner Courtney Kardashians Up, guys that

782
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna I'll just I'll just stay anonymous as

783
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: it were. Okay, Yeah, you're Stoner Card. So yeah, that's

784
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: from what you are for now, and we're never gonna

785
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,959
Speaker 1: ask your real name. Your real name is now Stoner Card.

786
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:58,000
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I got prepared for this and I

787
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 1: just kind of surved or tube. So the last like

788
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: three hours just sort of trying to guess what sort

789
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:11,319
Speaker 1: of questions might come up. Last three Yeah, let's go ahead,

790
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,560
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. English Evan has left the studio.

791
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: He's in the other room. Um, you have thirty seconds

792
00:44:16,680 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

793
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:20,680
Speaker 1: just say passed, and you have to beat English Evan

794
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:24,359
Speaker 1: outright to win. Okay, okay, all right, here we go.

795
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: Your time starts. Now. What does it sound too low

796
00:44:28,680 --> 00:44:34,520
Speaker 1: pitched for humans to hear? Called high frequency. What keyboard

797
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:40,680
Speaker 1: shortcut is used to save a document pass? What is

798
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:45,320
Speaker 1: a stage name of Marshall Bruce, Mother's the third eminem?

799
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:51,080
Speaker 1: What is the official language of America? English? Who had

800
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:53,320
Speaker 1: a section of his ear bit off by Mike Tyson?

801
00:44:55,080 --> 00:45:00,399
Speaker 1: Oh holy Field? Wow, all right, you actually did better

802
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 1: than I thought you would. Yeah, damn. I mean I

803
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: used to like watch Jeopardy with my grandma all the time.

804
00:45:06,600 --> 00:45:10,560
Speaker 1: He watched Jeopardy with his grandma. So does English Evan really? Yeah?

805
00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 1: He just said that. He just walked in. He didn't

806
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: have his earphones on. Dude, no way, actually, I mean, dude, yeah, man,

807
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,399
Speaker 1: Jevan lives with his grandma and watch his Jeopardy Yeah,

808
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: Stone Courtney Kardashian, do you live with your grandma? I don't, Okay,

809
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:29,560
Speaker 1: I've never I don't know if well, I've smoked with

810
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 1: I tried to smoke with her. But with English Evan's

811
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:36,920
Speaker 1: grandma or your grandma. And I'm confused with my grandma,

812
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 1: but you know, with English Evans grandma. I mean, I'd

813
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: be down if we can work that out for you.

814
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,520
Speaker 1: But now it's time to see if Evan can beat

815
00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:52,120
Speaker 1: you to answer the questions. Yeah, he hasn't he hasn't

816
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,280
Speaker 1: played yet. I find I'm gonna start now. Oh, okay,

817
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:58,839
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, Evan, your time starts now?

818
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: What does this sound too low pitch for humans? Do

819
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:04,759
Speaker 1: you hear called? Uh? Low frequency? What keyboard shortcut is

820
00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,520
Speaker 1: used to save a document control safe? What is the

821
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:13,360
Speaker 1: stage name of Marshall Bruce Mather's a third j Michael? Oh?

822
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:16,359
Speaker 1: What is the official language of America English? Who had

823
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 1: a section of his ear bit off by Mike Tyson? Uh?

824
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 1: What sec Jeff zo? Oh? What is the smallest dog

825
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: in the world Chihuahua? What does the abbreviation R and

826
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:32,799
Speaker 1: B stand for rhythm and base? All right, let's send

827
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:35,560
Speaker 1: it on over to the scoreboard. How much panicking? And

828
00:46:35,880 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 1: see how you guys did with our executive brusve justin scoreboard,

829
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:43,840
Speaker 1: Barnes soner courts your internet with slew thing. Whatever you

830
00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: said you were doing earlier seems to have paid off.

831
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 1: You got two correct in our Evan got two more

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Speaker 1: I love, Oh my god? The one I got right too?

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Speaker 1: What do they speak in America. We'll go over the

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Speaker 1: answer Evan lost to Stoner Courtney Kardashian new laying. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so I get like, well, I will tell you what

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Speaker 1: the answers. What is a sound too low pitch for

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Speaker 1: humans to hear called is infrasound? No? I didn't know that. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What keyboard short cut is used to save a document

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Speaker 1: is control s? I say control save. I'm so dumb.

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Speaker 1: What is the stage name of Marshall Bruce Mather's A

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Speaker 1: third is eminem Oh he got that one right, Yeah? Nice.

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Speaker 1: What is the official language of America? That's a trick

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Speaker 1: official there's no official language. Oh my god, guys. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: who had a section of his ear bit off by

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Speaker 1: Mike Tyson? It was Evander Holyfield. And then what is

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Speaker 1: the smallest dog in the world? Evan did go that one, right?

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Speaker 1: I got that one right? Yeah? If you got that one,

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Speaker 1: and then you were super close on this next one. Event.

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Speaker 1: What does the abbreviation R and B stand for rhythm

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Speaker 1: and blues? Rhythm and blue? Yeah, that makes more sense, okay,

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Speaker 1: Stoner court because you beat Evan, you win a Jewil

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Speaker 1: Show sticker, so I can mail it to you, Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. And I'll just put stonor court stonor Courtne

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Speaker 1: Kardashian on it. Everybody I'll know it was one seven.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna put you on hold and then get your

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Speaker 1: addressed there, all right on the Karney Kardashians. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 1: just uh you know, let's talk to you later. The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio and the New

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