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Speaker 1: Then Jewels show on demand Jebils dirty little secret. It's

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Speaker 1: time for your dirty little secret. Remember text in four

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Speaker 1: one oh six one. If you have a dirty little secret,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything, anything you want. Because everybody

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Speaker 1: stays anonymous, we don't even ask what your name is.

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Speaker 1: Nobody will know it's you. So text in four one

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Speaker 1: oh six one if you have a dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? It's been one that I've

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Speaker 1: been holding onto for a number of years now. I've

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Speaker 1: got a great son. He's about ten years old right now,

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Speaker 1: and I'm ashamed to say he has a pretty sizeable

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Speaker 1: scar on his butt left cheeky. Okay, you're ashamed of

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Speaker 1: the scar. That means not nice. Well, I am in

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Speaker 1: no way ash him. To my son, he's he's a

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Speaker 1: great little kid. But I'm ashamed to say that. For

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Speaker 1: the last few years, my wife's believed that he got

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Speaker 1: the scar because he fell down. In reality, he got

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Speaker 1: the scar because of me. And so your wife thinks

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Speaker 1: that your son got hurt in a different way. So

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Speaker 1: you didn't tell me the truth. Yes, whenever he was

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Speaker 1: probably i want to say, about a year year and

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Speaker 1: a half old. We were going on a camping trip.

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Speaker 1: There were a couple of other parents there and having

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Speaker 1: a great time. My wife went to bed a little

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Speaker 1: bit early. I stayed up with the guys and I

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Speaker 1: was having a few. Uh the adult beverages and adult beverages, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: what are so like with alcohol in him? They are?

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Speaker 1: They are adults. And my most alcohol beverages makes you

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Speaker 1: have to pee. So I needed to go and pee,

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Speaker 1: and I was gonna put my beer down, and I

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Speaker 1: was obviously holding my son, and they were kind of

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Speaker 1: giving me a bit of a hard time and whether

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Speaker 1: or not I could actually pee, hold my beer and

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Speaker 1: my son all at the same time. Um, with a

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Speaker 1: little liquid courage, I thought I could. Uh, long story short,

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Speaker 1: I ended up. I do not drop my son. I

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Speaker 1: dropped my beer and I bumped into a tree and

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Speaker 1: that's how he ended up getting the cut on his butt.

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Speaker 1: Cheek waiting, what you didn't You didn't drop him, but

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Speaker 1: he has a cut on his butt tree, bumped into

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Speaker 1: the tree. I lost the balance a little bit. Um,

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Speaker 1: he's screaming, crying. Where was your wife? She was asleep,

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Speaker 1: asleep and she didn't wake up from a screaming kid.

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Speaker 1: She had had a few adult averages as well. I

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Speaker 1: was down for the count. This is why, this is

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Speaker 1: why dudes don't it shouldn't be in charge of kids

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Speaker 1: all the time, because they'll get drunk together and then

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Speaker 1: eventually we're like, I bet you can't, like hold the

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Speaker 1: baby in skydiver dude, and you're like, watch this right now.

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Speaker 1: So then your wife still doesn't know. No. Um, the

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Speaker 1: next morning she saw the star, you know, the recent cut,

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Speaker 1: and I just told him that he had kind of

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Speaker 1: fallen down and he believed that. So, yeah, my son

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Speaker 1: has a permanent reminder of how dumb his dad can

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Speaker 1: be whenever he's had a couple of beers. I think

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Speaker 1: we're ignoring the worst part of this whole story. You know,

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Speaker 1: what's that you dropped your beard? I did, but oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I would happily drop a thousand beers if I could

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Speaker 1: make sure I'm keeping him up right. Well, thank you

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Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little cigarette. Thank you. Then

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