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Speaker 1: Today's phone tap took a little teamwork because one of

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Speaker 1: our listeners wanted to set up her boss and loss

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Speaker 1: was in charge of organizing a big meeting for all

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Speaker 1: the managers in their company, and they even paid to

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Speaker 1: have it catered, which made it the perfect timing for

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Speaker 1: his assistant to pull him out of that meeting and say, Boss,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. But the caterers who just dropped off

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Speaker 1: the food or on the phone right now and they

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Speaker 1: say it's an emergency.

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Speaker 2: They have to.

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Speaker 1: Talk to you. You'll find out what happens after that

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Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. Hello, Hi, is this

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Speaker 1: seven right?

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Speaker 2: This is him? Who's this? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I'm one of the catering guys. I was just in

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Speaker 1: your office setting up the meal station for the meeting.

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Speaker 2: Is it important because I'm actually in the middle of

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Speaker 2: something right now.

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry to interrupt you. I do think this

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Speaker 1: is important because one of our employees just quit.

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Speaker 2: Okay, have anything to do me? No, I'm not sure

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Speaker 2: what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Well, they were one of the guys that was helping

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Speaker 1: prep the meals, and on the way out of the

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Speaker 1: office he said, oh, I hope they enjoyed the macaroni

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Speaker 1: and then he did this like evil laugh, and he

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Speaker 1: told me that he put a large dose of turbolaxatives

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Speaker 1: in it.

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Speaker 2: Are you serious right now?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: So are you sure this is about my catering?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're catering. We were just in your office. So

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Speaker 1: you need to put the macaroni away right now and

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Speaker 1: tell him not to see any of it.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean put it back? I can't put

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Speaker 2: that back. They've already eaten it.

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Speaker 1: They've already eaten it. I thought you were gonna let

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Speaker 1: it sit out for a few hours and eat lunch

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Speaker 1: at three.

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Speaker 2: The shut has lunch at three o'clock. We do it

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Speaker 2: at twelve or one o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Like Spaniards do it in Spain. They do like cistas

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Speaker 1: and like late lunches and stuff. It's really nice there.

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Speaker 2: Actually, look, stop, you need to deal with the situation

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Speaker 2: right now. I have no idea what to do. These

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Speaker 2: people already ate this stuff. What am I gonna do?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, they're in the other room right now. I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to be quiet so they don't freak out.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen when you end up sprinting to the bathroom.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, you probably should do that before

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Speaker 1: everybody else does. Just keep me on the phone.

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Speaker 2: Are you not gonna keep What the heck are you

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Speaker 2: talking about?

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying I need confirmation that this guy didn't

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Speaker 1: just make it all up and he actually lacks you.

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Speaker 2: You want to hear me on the toilet cut freaking

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Speaker 2: six freak? Are you man?

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Speaker 1: I'm not a freak. I'm just trying to help.

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Speaker 2: This is really happening. You're gonna lose your job and

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna sue your company like that.

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Speaker 1: Let's just take a breath. Okay, let's not go there.

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Speaker 1: You know what, there's.

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Speaker 2: Nowhere else to go, my friend, you know what, take

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Speaker 2: care of it.

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Speaker 1: This could be a good.

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Speaker 2: Thing that it makes absolutely no sense.

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Speaker 1: It's a good thing if you think about it. It could

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Speaker 1: be like a work bonding experience. Okay, anybody's in the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: you're all going at once. It's like one of those

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Speaker 1: trustful exercises. But draw on the toylet'hut just shut up.

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Speaker 2: I don't talk anymore.

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Speaker 1: You could spin it as like a business slogan thing

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Speaker 1: like hey, we're boot pals, now, what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 1: You can set up like a reward system or something.

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Speaker 2: She sounded like an idiot right now, Okay, you have

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Speaker 2: a manager.

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Speaker 1: I get it. You don't like the idea. The only

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Speaker 1: reason I came up with it, though, is because I

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Speaker 1: just finished this life positivity book by Kanye I don't

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Speaker 1: care way. Did you know that when he interrupted Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swift at that award show he just wanted to tell

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Speaker 1: a knock knock joke. Sorry, is any of this helping?

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Speaker 2: No, you're not help No, you're not helping at all.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be optimistic, like Kanye.

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Speaker 2: There is no optimism this. I have to tell everybody

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Speaker 2: what's going on so they can compare it. You know,

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Speaker 2: some people could get really sick.

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Speaker 1: What if I run to the grocery store and buy

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Speaker 1: three pounds of shrimp? Wait, want to bring it back?

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Speaker 1: You feed it to everybody, and then they're gonna blame

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Speaker 1: everything on the shrimp. I'm not the laxeroni.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna Fikilet's get a dumb.

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Speaker 1: Plan, dude plan, Think about it, man, If all of

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Speaker 1: your coworkers get explosive diarrhea, they're gonna blame you. No,

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Speaker 1: you're the one who ordered the food.

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Speaker 2: No, you know what, it's not gonna be my fault.

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Speaker 1: You don't get it. Chapter fourteen, Kanye says, if you

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Speaker 1: mess up, blame someone else.

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Speaker 2: You need your employee responsible for them. You need to

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Speaker 2: come back here right now. He needs to come back.

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Speaker 1: No one's coming back.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: If you don't want to do the shrimp thing, that's fine.

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Speaker 1: Let's just blame your coworker, Stephanie. Then have her take

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Speaker 1: the fall. What she set you up for? This prank

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Speaker 1: phone call? You know, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm jeff part of the radio station that's doing this

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Speaker 1: phone tap on you. It's just a joke.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you can laugh the hardest freaking right now.

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Speaker 1: Don't blame me. It was your assistant, Stephanie. She says,

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Speaker 1: you're really stressed about setting up this meeting, and she

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Speaker 1: wanted to make you laugh.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, why would you do this in the

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Speaker 2: middle by meeting? Man, This is the worst possible time ever.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think she thought you might find

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Speaker 1: it funny. It might help you relax a little.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, I really need to laugh. Week

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Speaker 2: up Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,