1 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load. 2 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 2: So Michael Arry Show is on the air. How many 3 00:00:44,720 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 2: cavities do you think you've. 4 00:00:45,560 --> 00:00:47,160 Speaker 3: Had in your life? 5 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:49,520 Speaker 2: How many cavities you think you've had an your life? 6 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 4: Zero? 7 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 2: Have you ever had any. 8 00:00:55,400 --> 00:01:00,960 Speaker 1: Medical procedures that required you to use sedation? Dental procedures 9 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 1: it required you to use sedation? 10 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,720 Speaker 2: Ever? Have you been to the dentist? 11 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,080 Speaker 5: Hum? 12 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,399 Speaker 2: Because doctor Witz it this. 13 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: Is funny because so you drive to the Woodlands to 14 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:20,640 Speaker 1: see Guy Lewis. 15 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 2: Good on you. 16 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:25,160 Speaker 1: I like that drive if you're making that drive. If 17 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: I've got something to do in the Woodlands and I 18 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,839 Speaker 1: leave in between shows, I go up and I knock 19 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,319 Speaker 1: it out and I get back on the road fast. 20 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:37,720 Speaker 1: I enjoy that ride. Of course, I like long drives 21 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:42,119 Speaker 1: anyway in the middle of the day. But the other 22 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:44,720 Speaker 1: option is I go in the evening once it clears 23 00:01:44,720 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 1: down a little, and that's enjoyable. I do not enjoy 24 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 1: that five o'clock traffic going forty five north at all. 25 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:58,760 Speaker 1: The reason I ask is I saw this story, and 26 00:01:58,800 --> 00:02:00,760 Speaker 1: you have to feel sorry for this because he's clearly 27 00:02:00,800 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: got a problem. But I'm just curious about it. The 28 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:09,959 Speaker 1: headline is Houston dentist caught huffing and driving with one 29 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: hundred and seven canisters of laughing gas in car. Popos say, now, 30 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:18,600 Speaker 1: I don't know how big a canister is, right, but 31 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:23,880 Speaker 1: let's just assume, you know the airplane sized liquor bottles. 32 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:27,919 Speaker 1: Let's assume you really like Jim Beam or Bare Fight 33 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,799 Speaker 1: whiskey for that matter, and you go. You know, it's 34 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,840 Speaker 1: a long flight. I'd like to bring me some drinks 35 00:02:33,880 --> 00:02:36,919 Speaker 1: with me. Even if that was the size of the 36 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,079 Speaker 1: bottle and you had one hundred and seven of them, 37 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:43,280 Speaker 1: you're prepared to just get tore up. 38 00:02:44,120 --> 00:02:44,360 Speaker 4: Right. 39 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 1: I don't know how much damage a canister of laughing 40 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,800 Speaker 1: gas can do, but one hundred and seven feels excessive. 41 00:02:55,280 --> 00:03:01,200 Speaker 1: It feels very, very excessive. So here goes the story. 42 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 1: A Houston dentist and university professor, Christopher Peddler has been 43 00:03:06,960 --> 00:03:10,040 Speaker 1: arrested once again. That's a bad way to start the story. 44 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 1: You're going, oh, man, y'all are telling it? Can we 45 00:03:14,200 --> 00:03:17,400 Speaker 1: can this one just stand on its own? Can we 46 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:21,600 Speaker 1: not tell I've been arrested twice before. A Houston dentist 47 00:03:21,639 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 1: and university professor, Christopher Peddler has been arrested once again. 48 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: Because if you've ever had an addict in your family, 49 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:33,680 Speaker 1: you know that when that call comes in and they 50 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:37,400 Speaker 1: go oh uncle, so and so you go oh not 51 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: again but partly, And I must say, there's a certain 52 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 1: I don't want to say comfort, there's a certain numbness 53 00:03:48,320 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: to it. So there's no shock. You're aware there's a problem. 54 00:03:53,640 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: You just know that this is the next phase it. 55 00:03:56,880 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: A Houston dnist and university professor, Christopher Peddler, has been 56 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,000 Speaker 1: arrested once again, this time with more than one hundred 57 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:08,760 Speaker 1: canisters of nitrous oxide, commonly known as laughing gas. While 58 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:13,760 Speaker 1: the chemical is frequently used in dentistry, authorities alleged Pedler 59 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:19,360 Speaker 1: was huffing the gas while driving. According to court records, 60 00:04:20,080 --> 00:04:23,360 Speaker 1: Pedler has now been charged three times since October. 61 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,160 Speaker 2: Dude, you are eat up on it. 62 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:32,000 Speaker 1: You maybe need to. Couldn't he just stay home? I mean, 63 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: if he's sitting at home, it's going to take a 64 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:37,680 Speaker 1: lot longer to get to it. But hold on this, 65 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:41,320 Speaker 1: this gets more interesting for possession of nitrous oxide, a 66 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:45,800 Speaker 1: regulated gas. In two of those instances, he reportedly had 67 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 1: over one hundred canisters in his possession. This dude, is 68 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,880 Speaker 1: not playing around. He's not just gonna you know, he's 69 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:56,880 Speaker 1: not trying to get a buzz I gotta think you 70 00:04:56,920 --> 00:04:59,480 Speaker 1: got Why do you have that many in your possession? 71 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:04,520 Speaker 1: Can't you store them somewhere? According to court records, Peddler 72 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,400 Speaker 1: has now been charged three times since October for possession 73 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,239 Speaker 1: of nitrous oxide A regular. Oh I did that lot. 74 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:13,400 Speaker 1: The thirty nine year old spent Sunday night in custody 75 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:17,960 Speaker 1: after being stopped in the Heights Harris County Precinct. One 76 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:22,880 Speaker 1: constable stated that Peddler was clocked speeding on West nineteenth 77 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 1: and initially refused to pull over. See that that's the deal, right, 78 00:05:31,240 --> 00:05:35,520 Speaker 1: If you're gonna be huffed and you're gonna be Jack Doe, 79 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,040 Speaker 1: don't drive too fast and don't drive too slow. 80 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:42,120 Speaker 2: They never catch you. 81 00:05:42,560 --> 00:05:50,960 Speaker 1: It's never that they go. It's not like your officer 82 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 1: is driving along and he's like KKD four nine. 83 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,280 Speaker 2: E HPD Houston. 84 00:05:55,440 --> 00:05:59,160 Speaker 6: I got a car driving under the influence of nitroosoxide. 85 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 2: I'm gonna turn this around. I'm on Heights westbound to nineteenth. 86 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:09,720 Speaker 7: Come on, right, that's just not happening. It's that you're 87 00:06:09,760 --> 00:06:13,719 Speaker 7: speeding or you got a tail light that I'm not 88 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:17,599 Speaker 7: saying drive around helping nitrous gas, but I am saying 89 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:27,599 Speaker 7: check your break lights, don't speed block speeding on West 90 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:32,080 Speaker 7: nineteenth refused to pull over. When he stopped half a 91 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,840 Speaker 7: mile later, the deputy discovered one hundred and seven canisters 92 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:37,880 Speaker 7: of nitrous socks out in the backseat of his vehicle. 93 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,080 Speaker 7: One canister was reportedly ice cold and attached to a mask, 94 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:44,719 Speaker 7: suggesting recent use. 95 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:49,120 Speaker 1: So how does that work? Does he pull you over? 96 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:51,400 Speaker 4: Sir? 97 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:54,599 Speaker 1: Do you mind if I check your car? What do 98 00:06:54,640 --> 00:07:01,480 Speaker 1: we have here? An entire warehouse of laughing gas? How 99 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:02,159 Speaker 1: does that work? 100 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:02,880 Speaker 4: Is? 101 00:07:02,920 --> 00:07:05,520 Speaker 1: Ah, sir, I'm gonna I'm gonna need to put you 102 00:07:05,560 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: in customer marm. Excuse get you stand right over there, Okay, 103 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna need to do an inventory on these laughing 104 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,400 Speaker 1: gas canisters? 105 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:14,720 Speaker 4: Got it? 106 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:17,960 Speaker 2: KKD four nine e HPD Houston. 107 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,720 Speaker 6: I'm gonna be a will I got an inventory all 108 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:28,800 Speaker 6: these canisters one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 109 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 6: ten canisters of laughing gas on the wall. 110 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 2: I mean one hundred and seven takes a while to count. 111 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:38,680 Speaker 2: And what do you do? Do you bag them? 112 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 4: Tag them? 113 00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:42,000 Speaker 1: Do you do you stack them up? Where do you 114 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,040 Speaker 1: put them. While you're counting them, do you go from 115 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:45,160 Speaker 1: the backseat to the front seat. 116 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:49,600 Speaker 2: I mean, think about this, officer, boy, I'm gonna need 117 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:50,640 Speaker 2: some backup over here. 118 00:07:51,600 --> 00:07:54,120 Speaker 1: I have somewhere between ninety and one hundred and thirty 119 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:55,240 Speaker 1: laughing gas canisters. 120 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,120 Speaker 2: I need to count up. 121 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,560 Speaker 1: I mean, we'll take your word for it. That had 122 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,920 Speaker 1: to take a wow. And you know what, I bet 123 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: the buzz wears off. You know when that buzz wears off, 124 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:08,800 Speaker 1: you're like, hey, I'll tell you right now, because I 125 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:11,200 Speaker 1: counted when I stole them, it's one hundred and seven. 126 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 2: You think you could spare one for me? Just could 127 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:16,000 Speaker 2: you just give me a real quick hit. 128 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: While I'm over here because I'm not finding this whole 129 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 1: process very funny. 130 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:34,000 Speaker 2: The Michael Berry Show, I can't help you. Then you 131 00:08:34,120 --> 00:08:37,680 Speaker 2: found out to you. 132 00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:40,839 Speaker 1: I'll come back to the Huffing story, but I want 133 00:08:40,840 --> 00:08:45,640 Speaker 1: to make sure I get this in. The Honduran consulate 134 00:08:45,760 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 1: in Houston says they've been overwhelmed not with people trying 135 00:08:51,559 --> 00:08:57,520 Speaker 1: to get into the country, with illegal Hondurans trying to 136 00:08:57,559 --> 00:09:02,319 Speaker 1: get out. They say that they're trying to self deport. 137 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 1: They say that the demand is so high they're bringing 138 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:12,720 Speaker 1: in more staff to handle the growing number of people 139 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:21,559 Speaker 1: seeking help to return to Honduras. This is one of 140 00:09:21,640 --> 00:09:26,120 Speaker 1: those self fulfilling prophecies. It becomes the case that when 141 00:09:26,920 --> 00:09:32,760 Speaker 1: you start the process, it creates its own momentum. You 142 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:36,959 Speaker 1: can't deport us all, don't have to a lot of 143 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:40,560 Speaker 1: you will leave on your own once you understand there's 144 00:09:40,559 --> 00:09:43,520 Speaker 1: no future here if you're illegal, A lot of you 145 00:09:43,559 --> 00:09:47,320 Speaker 1: will up and leave on your own. How's that you 146 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:50,280 Speaker 1: can't deport us all? Sound now? 147 00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:59,000 Speaker 8: Khou overcome with emotion, Clement is at a loss for words. 148 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 8: He came to the US chasing the American dream. Now 149 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:05,560 Speaker 8: he faces the heartbreak of saying goodbye to his fourteen 150 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 8: year old daughter. 151 00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:10,439 Speaker 2: I'm sure of what's next. 152 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 8: If here's deportation and leaving his daughter alone in the US. 153 00:10:14,559 --> 00:10:17,360 Speaker 8: At the Huntering Consulate, he's asking for help to send 154 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,959 Speaker 8: her back to family, hoping she'll be safe. She says 155 00:10:21,080 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 8: she's even afraid to go to school. Let's see, she 156 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:30,520 Speaker 8: feared her dad would be taking away, leaving her alone. 157 00:10:30,600 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 8: And she's not the only one feeling this anxiety and Houston, 158 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:39,400 Speaker 8: during Consul General, says more families are choosing to return 159 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 8: home voluntarily, including Ismaida and her two children. Ismaya fears 160 00:10:46,400 --> 00:10:48,960 Speaker 8: of being separated from her children. She arrived in the 161 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:52,560 Speaker 8: US three years ago seeking asylum, and next month she 162 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:57,320 Speaker 8: faces her first court hearing fear is pushing her to 163 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:01,240 Speaker 8: a difficult choice. She won't risk her children future. Meanwhile, 164 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,760 Speaker 8: Clamenta is grateful for the help sending his daughter back, 165 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:06,880 Speaker 8: but he says he must stay behind. 166 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,440 Speaker 1: The fog means me, they've got a kid. 167 00:11:09,640 --> 00:11:11,960 Speaker 8: He needs to pay the six thousand dollars debt, the 168 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:14,360 Speaker 8: money he paid the Coyotes to bring them to the 169 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,320 Speaker 8: US for that American dream. 170 00:11:18,880 --> 00:11:29,520 Speaker 1: So once people understand that you can't live here long term, 171 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:34,840 Speaker 1: if you're here illegally, that will stem the tide of 172 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:39,160 Speaker 1: people coming. I've seen report after report from every different 173 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,840 Speaker 1: kind of news agency, talker, you name it on the border, 174 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 1: and attempted border crossings are down over ninety five percent. 175 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:55,360 Speaker 1: We haven't even needed to build a wall. See the 176 00:11:55,440 --> 00:12:01,440 Speaker 1: first election twenty sixteen, Trump said build the wall, build 177 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:06,360 Speaker 1: a wall, and everything became focused on whether the ball 178 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:11,520 Speaker 1: the wall would hold, could the wall be built? And 179 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,760 Speaker 1: the left said, you can't build a wall that big, 180 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:16,640 Speaker 1: it's too too far. We can send a man to 181 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:23,880 Speaker 1: the moon. You're right, allegedly, we can send a man 182 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:28,160 Speaker 1: to the moon, but we can't build a wall when 183 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:33,200 Speaker 1: our border with Mexico. Walls are evil, walls are no good, 184 00:12:34,679 --> 00:12:41,760 Speaker 1: Walls are cruel. Plenty of countries have walls. Uh, if 185 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,160 Speaker 1: you build a wall, they'll go under it or go 186 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:47,040 Speaker 1: over it. You'll never stop them. Well, why do I 187 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,600 Speaker 1: want them in my country? Is that? 188 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 2: Are you speaking in favor of them? 189 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:55,280 Speaker 1: You're basically saying that these people will decide to invade 190 00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:58,160 Speaker 1: us and nothing we can do will stop us. And 191 00:12:58,240 --> 00:13:04,040 Speaker 1: so that was eight year years ago. Now he's focused 192 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:07,640 Speaker 1: on get here if you want, well, everything we can 193 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,440 Speaker 1: to keep you from it. 194 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 2: But once you hear we're kicking you out. 195 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:16,720 Speaker 1: And some of you were sending to Guantanamo, and a 196 00:13:16,720 --> 00:13:19,880 Speaker 1: bunch of you we're sending to El Salvador. And let 197 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:22,880 Speaker 1: me tell you something bou Keley does not play. You're 198 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:27,679 Speaker 1: going into a hard core prison there. I watched the 199 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 1: I was getting my haircut one day and there was 200 00:13:30,960 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 1: a on the wall. I don't know it was documentary, 201 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:38,439 Speaker 1: it was more just a bunch of footage of this 202 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:44,640 Speaker 1: thing and it was like a landfill and that the 203 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:48,520 Speaker 1: guards didn't even interact. And I think what they did 204 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:51,080 Speaker 1: is they just bring rotten food, you know, they bring 205 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,000 Speaker 1: food from the don't and just you know, pick through it. 206 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,959 Speaker 1: And so what they were doing is making hooch out 207 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:02,240 Speaker 1: of whatever they could get, especially fruits, and letting it ferment, 208 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:06,080 Speaker 1: and laying around drunk on that, screwing each other, peeing 209 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:06,520 Speaker 1: on each other. 210 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:10,280 Speaker 2: I mean, it was just vile. And that was the prison. 211 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,439 Speaker 1: Don't don't do the drhyme, you won't do the time. 212 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 1: I suppose not my job to make their prisons humane. 213 00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:22,400 Speaker 1: Maybe fear of that prison will cause people not to 214 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 1: engage in criminal activity. So back to the story of 215 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:31,080 Speaker 1: this dentist, last octager. 216 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,640 Speaker 2: I don't have time to get to that story yet. 217 00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:36,200 Speaker 1: I have to get to it further. The point I 218 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:39,040 Speaker 1: want to make, which we'll get to, is he's not 219 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:44,680 Speaker 1: a practicing dentist. He's a professor of dentistry. So how 220 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,200 Speaker 1: was he getting all these canisters? When would you do that? 221 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:52,160 Speaker 1: Would you huff one canister, not drive just under medical supervision? 222 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,400 Speaker 1: Would you huff one just to see what it did? 223 00:14:55,640 --> 00:14:59,880 Speaker 1: I would assume it's kind of a low level, right 224 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:03,520 Speaker 1: all he gets it? Yeah, if you can give it 225 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:08,360 Speaker 1: to a kid. I would really, I'm interested and I'm fast. 226 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:12,360 Speaker 1: I'm fascinated by addiction. Oh they give it to him 227 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,640 Speaker 1: at school. Oh just when he's just he's cutting up 228 00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 1: too much now, Ollie. Instead of time out, they give 229 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 1: him a huff. You know, do you know what a 230 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 1: whipp it is? I didn't know what a whipp it was. 231 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,520 Speaker 1: We had a band and the lead singer went out 232 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:30,280 Speaker 1: back and they had bought whipped cream, and you know, 233 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:32,920 Speaker 1: there's a there's a way to get a whippet out. 234 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,320 Speaker 1: They caught a whippet and it's a momentary high like 235 00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,800 Speaker 1: sniff and paint. And Lauren Cole, our manager at the time, 236 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,400 Speaker 1: told me that they're never invited back because they were 237 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 1: doing whippets, and I thought, oh my god, that's bestiality. 238 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:46,920 Speaker 2: I honestly had no idea Michael Berry's show. 239 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 5: Then he was compact desk bro It simply works better. 240 00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:05,320 Speaker 2: See you want money to me? 241 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,600 Speaker 1: I loved roy D Mercer used to have a website 242 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,600 Speaker 1: and there were you would go to the website and 243 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,720 Speaker 1: it was a phone and on each of the digits 244 00:16:17,720 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: that you would call would be a different line, a 245 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 1: different you know how big a. 246 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,880 Speaker 2: Bo are you? How'd you like an ass whoop? 247 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:30,680 Speaker 1: In different different lines from the famous roy D Mercer character. 248 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,440 Speaker 1: And so I started making calls within the radio industry 249 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:41,320 Speaker 1: and it was Brent and Phil, there were a radio 250 00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:45,640 Speaker 1: duo out of Tulsa, Oklahoma. And I finally got to 251 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:49,280 Speaker 1: people who knew them and said no, Phil died and 252 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:53,560 Speaker 1: Brent didn't want to continue without him. The important thing 253 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,160 Speaker 1: if the show is to go on, then the show 254 00:16:57,240 --> 00:17:01,040 Speaker 1: must go on, is that Brent was the voice of it, 255 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,920 Speaker 1: so you could technically still do it. So I said, 256 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,400 Speaker 1: do you have a phone number I can reach him. 257 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,800 Speaker 1: I finally got a phone number, which when it rained 258 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:13,200 Speaker 1: it just beat and then it was a voicemail. 259 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:16,159 Speaker 2: And so for a couple of weeks, every couple of. 260 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 1: Days I would leave a message this is about ten 261 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:23,719 Speaker 1: years ago, and couldn't get anything. So I was finally 262 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,760 Speaker 1: able through my PI. It's a track down an address, 263 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:31,120 Speaker 1: no email, but an address. So like it was nineteen 264 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:36,840 Speaker 1: fifty one, I wrote a letter, you know, like I 265 00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,720 Speaker 1: don't even remember more. You put a stamp on it 266 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:41,439 Speaker 1: and then you wait on the postman to come and 267 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 1: you go, now you'll get this to him, right, and 268 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:45,440 Speaker 1: he to take it, and they go down there and 269 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,520 Speaker 1: stamp it and do all this stuff, and then eventually 270 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,840 Speaker 1: somebody hands it to him. On his end, I did 271 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:53,199 Speaker 1: all I never wrote back. So what I was going 272 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,600 Speaker 1: to do is hire him to do bits for us. 273 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:58,959 Speaker 1: I thought it'd be fun, but it never happened. Well, 274 00:18:01,960 --> 00:18:03,960 Speaker 1: I did admire the fact that they were such a 275 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:07,040 Speaker 1: close duo that when Phil died, Brent hung it up. 276 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:10,240 Speaker 1: He did do a little charity work. I knew that, 277 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:13,840 Speaker 1: but he wanted no part of You know, who knows 278 00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 1: what happened in his head, you know when his partner died. No, 279 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,120 Speaker 1: when you die, I won't stop. I'll just keep blazing. 280 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:24,600 Speaker 1: I'll put out you die on Tuesday. On Wednesday, I'll go, Look, 281 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,119 Speaker 1: we need a new person to sit on the other 282 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:31,200 Speaker 1: side of the glass, accepting application till noon, hired by four, 283 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 1: and we'll start the next morning. I'll have Jim and 284 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,680 Speaker 1: Chad train them for a week and we should be 285 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:41,440 Speaker 1: good to go. Ah Anyway, So on Saturday, Brent Douglas 286 00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:44,639 Speaker 1: died and Brent was the voice of roy D Mercer. 287 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:48,520 Speaker 1: He credited Phil with writing the bits and dreaming up 288 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:53,879 Speaker 1: the bits. They were on The character was first introduced 289 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:58,439 Speaker 1: on KMOD, where they were on air radio hosts for 290 00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:03,800 Speaker 1: nearly thirty years. They would eventually put their calls onto 291 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:07,560 Speaker 1: a CD, which they intended to sell locally because they 292 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:10,840 Speaker 1: were very popular in Tulsa, Oklahoma in nineteen ninety four. 293 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:15,440 Speaker 1: But a country music executive and producer who was born 294 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,879 Speaker 1: in Oklahoma named Scott Hendricks had a lot of stroke 295 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,359 Speaker 1: in the business and he was at Capitol Records, and 296 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: they also had the ability to push out product and 297 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:30,600 Speaker 1: to market it. And then he went to Virgin National Records, 298 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,639 Speaker 1: but he kept that account and between ninety six and 299 00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:38,120 Speaker 1: twenty thirteen, a seventeen year period, they pushed out twenty 300 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:44,359 Speaker 1: CDs and in the first four years alone they sold 301 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:52,240 Speaker 1: six million copies. That's a pretty good deal, and that 302 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,200 Speaker 1: how Big a Boy Are You, which was our bump 303 00:19:54,280 --> 00:20:03,280 Speaker 1: song to begin this segment, included Charlie Daniels on vocals. 304 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:04,760 Speaker 2: It's a pretty cool deal. 305 00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,439 Speaker 1: Billy Bob Thornton was a fan of Roy D Mercer, 306 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:12,280 Speaker 1: and that is why Brent Douglas appeared in the two 307 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 1: thousand and one film Daddy and Them, where he appeared 308 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,639 Speaker 1: kind of as a on set as a guard but 309 00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:20,680 Speaker 1: that was you know, Billy Bob Thornton wanting to do 310 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,880 Speaker 1: something cool. Phil Stone died in twenty twelve and that 311 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:31,480 Speaker 1: was the end of the character. Brent Douglas said when 312 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:34,919 Speaker 1: Phil passed, that was the end of roy D Mercer. 313 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,040 Speaker 1: I just couldn't do it without him, and I wasn't 314 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:38,880 Speaker 1: going to do it without him. It wouldn't have been 315 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:43,199 Speaker 1: the same. I can respect that, I can admire that. 316 00:20:43,640 --> 00:20:48,000 Speaker 1: So I thought as our roy D Mercer tribute to 317 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 1: Phil and Brent out of Tulsa, Oklahoma and the glory 318 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:56,359 Speaker 1: days of radio and the connection we have with our 319 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:57,600 Speaker 1: radio heroes. 320 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,760 Speaker 2: My favorite of the roy D Mercer body of work. 321 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 4: Police Department. 322 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:08,080 Speaker 2: I need to speak with the Chief's d In Mercer 323 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,359 Speaker 2: by the problem I had one the Owls officer. 324 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:16,919 Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, in me r c E R Okay in 325 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,280 Speaker 4: the r c R just a moment. 326 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:25,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, listen. My name is R. D. Mercer, and 327 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:27,720 Speaker 2: we had as a problem last night with one of 328 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,160 Speaker 2: the Owl's officers over. 329 00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:30,920 Speaker 4: Her over where we're in town. 330 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,480 Speaker 2: He stopped my little stepdaughter last night for a burnout 331 00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:38,359 Speaker 2: tail light and he said that he wouldn't ride her 332 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,520 Speaker 2: a ticket if she had agreed to go on a 333 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,680 Speaker 2: date with you, and I ain't. I ain't gonna sign. 334 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,040 Speaker 2: I ain't gonna stand for it. 335 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:47,440 Speaker 4: Well, by god, I don't believe it. 336 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,440 Speaker 2: What's he doing down there trying to work up a 337 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,400 Speaker 2: date with one. 338 00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:53,359 Speaker 9: Of my sa You bring your daughter in here and 339 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,920 Speaker 9: sign this, and we'll sign a formal complaint. 340 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,800 Speaker 4: We'll get him here. 341 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:58,520 Speaker 2: I ain't gonna do it. I'm coming down there to whoop. 342 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:01,800 Speaker 2: Somebody's asked you come in and bring her in. I'm 343 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,840 Speaker 2: bringing myself down there with about a fifty five gallon 344 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,200 Speaker 2: drum or whoop. Ass Now, I'm gonna open it on y'all. 345 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:08,880 Speaker 4: No, you better not do that. 346 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:11,960 Speaker 2: I guarantee she doesn't engage to marry a feller over 347 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 2: down and broken bowl, fella. 348 00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,600 Speaker 4: I don't even know what you're talking about it. You're 349 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,760 Speaker 4: talking in broken bowl. 350 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 2: Iida Beer, Ida Bell. She's in Ida Bell. She's gonna 351 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,919 Speaker 2: marry boy Joe Biffle. You know Joe Biffin. 352 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:22,879 Speaker 4: I don't know Joe Biffy. 353 00:22:22,880 --> 00:22:26,399 Speaker 2: He's a double diamond, am way dishriveler down there and broken. 354 00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,880 Speaker 4: Bol your inily complaint. 355 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,200 Speaker 2: I ain't done it. I ain't done it. I'm coming 356 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,240 Speaker 2: down there today and I wanna find that feller, and 357 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:34,160 Speaker 2: I'm gonna find y'all. 358 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:36,399 Speaker 4: Let her have your fact straight, well like? 359 00:22:36,640 --> 00:22:38,119 Speaker 2: And that's what she told me. 360 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,760 Speaker 4: Well, bring her in, let her facing, Okay, Now she ain't. 361 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,560 Speaker 2: She's too upset about it that she's been safety herass 362 00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,080 Speaker 2: down there. 363 00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:46,480 Speaker 4: Bring her in, let her facing. 364 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,960 Speaker 2: Ain't gonna do it. She doesn't talk to him last night, 365 00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:50,440 Speaker 2: and I'm fining Pold about it. 366 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,520 Speaker 4: Well, I'm a little p Old the way you're talking 367 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:52,840 Speaker 4: well like. 368 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,439 Speaker 2: And he's if somebody somebody. 369 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:57,399 Speaker 4: If yeah, I bring my daughter in though and let 370 00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,520 Speaker 4: her facing, you'd be p o if he's your daughter, 371 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,960 Speaker 4: would her in though too? 372 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,040 Speaker 2: Well, I ain't gonna do it. I'm coming down there. 373 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:05,200 Speaker 2: She ain't never lied to me, and I don't think 374 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,840 Speaker 2: she's gonna start now bad or no bad, somebody's gonna 375 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:08,520 Speaker 2: get asshof. 376 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:13,040 Speaker 4: You bring her in and let her face him. 377 00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:16,879 Speaker 2: You ever had an ass wooman who you fellow? 378 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:18,560 Speaker 4: Don't be calling? Threatened me on the phone. 379 00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,800 Speaker 2: Are you a single man? Or you married man? 380 00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:22,760 Speaker 4: I've got a daughter twenty seven? 381 00:23:22,920 --> 00:23:24,879 Speaker 2: Well, and by god, do you understand how come I 382 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,560 Speaker 2: got some that I bring her in? I guarantee I 383 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,400 Speaker 2: ain't gonna do it. 384 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,240 Speaker 4: Well, then don't come down to your raising. 385 00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:32,760 Speaker 2: Hell, I'm coming down there to whoop somebody's ass hearing 386 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,240 Speaker 2: about a New York minute. Well, can I tell you. 387 00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,479 Speaker 4: What I'm you better get your stuff straight. 388 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,479 Speaker 2: Well, I ain't gonna have to have it straight when 389 00:23:39,520 --> 00:23:40,240 Speaker 2: I come down there. 390 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:40,960 Speaker 4: You are. 391 00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:43,280 Speaker 2: She's got a big bachelorette party to night, and she's 392 00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:44,960 Speaker 2: gonna be tore up, and I ain't gonna be able 393 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,879 Speaker 2: to have it. I was gonna get to somebody dressed 394 00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,840 Speaker 2: up like a state trooper and stripped for you. 395 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,040 Speaker 4: Better get your stuff together. 396 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:54,560 Speaker 2: The name is John Kaufman. He's coming down here to 397 00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:59,119 Speaker 2: do that. He's gonna strip down to a m O. 398 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,280 Speaker 2: Belton of not club. 399 00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:04,000 Speaker 4: Who in the hell is this? 400 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,679 Speaker 2: Your brother wanted to pull a joke on you? I 401 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:09,320 Speaker 2: think you did. 402 00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:14,680 Speaker 4: He's fixing to pull one, Is that right? Yeah? Well 403 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,040 Speaker 4: that first time my blood pressure has been up? Manal 404 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,640 Speaker 4: wimp Are you okay? Jim? 405 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,840 Speaker 9: I was fictioning to go get my damn pistol and 406 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:24,800 Speaker 9: we're gonna we're gonna play gun fight. 407 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:29,879 Speaker 4: Ti okkrail dude, not first sake me? Oh my, how 408 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:32,160 Speaker 4: my secretaries come back here and said, who you yelling at? 409 00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:37,960 Speaker 4: What's going on? Time? 410 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:43,720 Speaker 2: It's paracy time. The berry shoes sail along. 411 00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:50,640 Speaker 3: The cry. 412 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:03,440 Speaker 1: What's go back to the dennist huffing nitrous oxide? The 413 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:07,919 Speaker 1: one hundred and seven canisters. I had several people in 414 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:13,960 Speaker 1: the dentistry industry send me pictures of them. Did you 415 00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:16,560 Speaker 1: ever have one of those pistols? I don't know what 416 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:20,320 Speaker 1: they're called, but they've got compressed gas in them. They 417 00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:22,320 Speaker 1: got a tube about that long and has a little 418 00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:26,399 Speaker 1: tip on the end of it, kind of like what 419 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:31,240 Speaker 1: you would imagine a tampon looked like, but metal. Well 420 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:34,880 Speaker 1: you asked for a reference, you said, never mind. See 421 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:38,040 Speaker 1: they don't hear what you say on your side anyway, 422 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,119 Speaker 1: it looks like that. It looks like the little canister 423 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:42,560 Speaker 1: you would put a Seal two, looks like a Seal 424 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:45,960 Speaker 1: two cartridge you'd put a in a pistol. I remember 425 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:51,560 Speaker 1: when I was a teenager and you couldn't you Well, 426 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,359 Speaker 1: there were limitations on what your dad would let you 427 00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:57,200 Speaker 1: take out and shoot. And I saved up and got 428 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,760 Speaker 1: me a CO two cartridge pell pistol. And let me 429 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:04,440 Speaker 1: tell you something, our woods were never the same. There 430 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:07,919 Speaker 1: wasn't anything safe. I mean, you're shooting everything because you 431 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,560 Speaker 1: know the old daisy bb gun and you can't really 432 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,960 Speaker 1: there's no accuracy. That thing is tracking off and it 433 00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,919 Speaker 1: hits You just pissed something off if you hit it 434 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:20,240 Speaker 1: with it. But the CO two, oh yeah, that was 435 00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,680 Speaker 1: you were looking for. Get me one right now, that's 436 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,680 Speaker 1: a whole different deal. It says that our dentist, who 437 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:31,960 Speaker 1: was driving along and huffing had been licensed since twenty twelve, 438 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:36,800 Speaker 1: faces multiple misdemeanor charges, including two counts of possession of 439 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:41,480 Speaker 1: volatile chemical, fleeing and popo, interfering with a public servant, 440 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:46,480 Speaker 1: and possession of inhalent paraphernalia. That feels kind of silly, 441 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:50,199 Speaker 1: doesn't it. Hey, you can't have this right here. This 442 00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,720 Speaker 1: is a regulated gas. You can't have it because you 443 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,600 Speaker 1: might huff it. But also if we catch you and 444 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,240 Speaker 1: you don't have it, but you got everything you need 445 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 1: to do it, we're gonna make that a crime. That 446 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:06,200 Speaker 1: feels kind of that's a little bit of a stretch, 447 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,960 Speaker 1: A little bit of a stretch, like you know these 448 00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:11,480 Speaker 1: head shops that get on every corner. You can go 449 00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,879 Speaker 1: wait a second, so you can go in there and 450 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:19,160 Speaker 1: get a bong and pretty much everything you need except 451 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,919 Speaker 1: for the one thing that makes it that you know, 452 00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:28,160 Speaker 1: that lights the fire. Hmm, I wonder how come people 453 00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 1: would want that? Hey, could I have everything necessary to 454 00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,440 Speaker 1: smoke dope? Accept the dope because I got that already. 455 00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 1: Just everything else. Y'all have everything else. You got rolling paper, 456 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,280 Speaker 1: you got bolls. Oh you know you have everything else? 457 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:47,800 Speaker 1: Oh okay, y'all are nice guys. Why would somebody be? 458 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,800 Speaker 1: You think about that for a moment. But that got 459 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:57,160 Speaker 1: me thinking that dentistry story. We had one a while back. 460 00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,720 Speaker 1: I don't know if you if you have it, Ramon, 461 00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:04,560 Speaker 1: there was Jim sent it along. The woman that went 462 00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,399 Speaker 1: to water, the woman that the what was the story 463 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:07,920 Speaker 1: her daughter? 464 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 4: Oh? 465 00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:13,119 Speaker 2: I can't find a darn story. Well, I know there 466 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:14,080 Speaker 2: was a bunch of fake Dennis. 467 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,760 Speaker 1: But remember we had the story of the girl and 468 00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,600 Speaker 1: she's under the laughing gas and her mom tells her 469 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,720 Speaker 1: you're not the water Burgers. So you hear, we just 470 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,159 Speaker 1: play it swoll? 471 00:28:25,119 --> 00:28:28,080 Speaker 10: Yes, Hey, what's your favorite place to eat? 472 00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:30,359 Speaker 4: Water? 473 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:42,160 Speaker 10: They closed water Burgers? Oh can we get you something 474 00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:53,560 Speaker 10: to eat from somewhere else? What about dairy queen only 475 00:28:53,640 --> 00:29:04,120 Speaker 10: water Burgers? It's okay, don't cry. You went have a 476 00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,600 Speaker 10: yeady have water Burgers and you want me to put 477 00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:14,600 Speaker 10: a shake in it instead? Yeah, I'm so sorry. 478 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:19,520 Speaker 3: Okay, you know what they just told me they opened 479 00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:28,480 Speaker 3: is open, so we get to go today? 480 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:29,000 Speaker 1: Yeah? 481 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:33,280 Speaker 10: Seriously, Oh, I know. 482 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,560 Speaker 1: What's a long? 483 00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,320 Speaker 2: Tell me something that you love about where you live. 484 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,520 Speaker 2: Water Burger? 485 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:48,360 Speaker 11: Hello, okay, great, tell me about it right now? 486 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:51,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, just no, just tell me about it. 487 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:55,840 Speaker 2: You're gonna love water Burger. It's the best. What makes 488 00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:59,360 Speaker 2: it the best? Wherever you are there's a water Burger? Yeah, 489 00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,080 Speaker 2: it's all. 490 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,240 Speaker 4: Okay. 491 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:05,040 Speaker 11: And then when you get there, what do you like 492 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:05,360 Speaker 11: about it? 493 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:06,760 Speaker 2: What do you get? Whatever you want? 494 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,120 Speaker 1: Whatever you want then? 495 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,000 Speaker 11: Right, But there are a lot of places like that. 496 00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,160 Speaker 11: So let's say there's a McDonald's, a Burger King, a Sonic, 497 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:17,920 Speaker 11: and a Waterburger all lined up? 498 00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:19,520 Speaker 2: Which one you go to? 499 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,160 Speaker 4: Water? Right? Right? Why? 500 00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 3: Right? 501 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:29,640 Speaker 11: But they're all right there in this scenario, they're all 502 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:35,560 Speaker 11: right there. So what do you get out of water Burger? 503 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,160 Speaker 11: Of what makes it better to you? What are you getting? 504 00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:41,520 Speaker 2: Ask him why you love water Burgers? 505 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 12: Like asking why you love Christmas or summer night or 506 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,040 Speaker 12: why you love your dog. I mean, you could point 507 00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,600 Speaker 12: to the reasons, but the reasons aren't really the point. 508 00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:54,440 Speaker 12: You just love it, and that's how love works. 509 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:59,880 Speaker 1: Text rights are About twenty years ago. I had a 510 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,400 Speaker 1: bad toothache and I went to a dentist who ended 511 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,680 Speaker 1: up losing his license for another reason, to get it pulled. 512 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,840 Speaker 1: I told him I'd like to have some gas, as 513 00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:12,360 Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of dental procedures. They cause 514 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:16,280 Speaker 1: a great deal of stress. He kind of nodded and said, 515 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,440 Speaker 1: I got you. He put the mask over my nose 516 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:23,040 Speaker 1: and cranked that puppy up to eleven sixty seconds in, 517 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:27,320 Speaker 1: and boy was that stuff potent. No, lie, every sound 518 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 1: from the background music to his and his assistant's voices 519 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:34,400 Speaker 1: were echoing, kind of like twisting a reverb knob higher 520 00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:37,640 Speaker 1: and condensing the sound waves. Not only that, my body 521 00:31:37,640 --> 00:31:40,560 Speaker 1: felt like I was doing backflips in the chair. Seriously, 522 00:31:41,880 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 1: that was wild. But by golly, never had any issues 523 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:49,920 Speaker 1: after that. I guess he's saying it was a positive 524 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:55,440 Speaker 1: experience because I wasn't sure. Joe writes Tzara, I want 525 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,200 Speaker 1: to tell you I broke off a wisdom tooth for 526 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,040 Speaker 1: two months, and when I finally went in. He stuck 527 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,400 Speaker 1: a needle in my arm. Unicorn came by on the 528 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,480 Speaker 1: rainbow and I got on, and we all left together, 529 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,440 Speaker 1: got three more wisdom teeth. I can't wait for them 530 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:12,040 Speaker 1: to mess up. I've never been that high. And Steve writes, Hey, Michael, 531 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,080 Speaker 1: I know you probably don't have time, but I'm wondering 532 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,320 Speaker 1: if you know of a good patriotic conservative pastor, hopefully 533 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,840 Speaker 1: in the Spring area. But I don't mind traveling if 534 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,920 Speaker 1: I need to. I don't know if somebody else there 535 00:32:21,960 --> 00:32:23,000 Speaker 1: might no send me an emails