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Speaker 1: All right, people, So this is a big, big, big,

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Speaker 1: big big week from Michael Rappaport. I say my name

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Speaker 1: in the third party because I am participating in the

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Speaker 1: NBA Celebrity All Star Game this Friday, live from the Mecca,

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Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden. And yes, Madison Square Garden still is

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Speaker 1: the Mecca of basketball. It still is the world's most

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Speaker 1: famous arena. Despite the fact that the Knicks are shitty,

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Speaker 1: despite the fact that the Knicks have been shitty, it

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Speaker 1: will always be the Mecca of basketball. And it will

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Speaker 1: always be the world's most famous arena. And this Friday

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Speaker 1: live on ESPN, And if you're lucky enough to buy

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Speaker 1: a ticket, it's sold out. It's fucking sold out. I

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Speaker 1: will be playing in the game that I want envy

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Speaker 1: p in five years ago. It's a comeback. They're calling

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Speaker 1: it the return in the Celebrity All Star Game. This

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Speaker 1: year we have Kevin Hart, good basketball player. But the

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Speaker 1: thing about Kevin Hart is he's so fucking rich and

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Speaker 1: so famous and so in demand. Right now his game

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Speaker 1: is going to suffer. But I will say this about

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Speaker 1: my man, Kevin Hart, who I consider a friend, I

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Speaker 1: respect completely. He did have game about ten years ago

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Speaker 1: before he got super fucking rich. He was one of

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Speaker 1: them short motherfucker's who could play quick, strong, high jumping,

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Speaker 1: aggressive little fuckers. But those days are over for you, Kevin.

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Speaker 1: All right, those days are over for you. I don't

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Speaker 1: care if you're on Instagram doing your fit workouts and

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Speaker 1: all that ship you're traveling. I see you. You're in Germany,

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Speaker 1: you're in Berlin, you're in Alabama, you're in Texas. Here

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Speaker 1: in Chicago. He's doing shows, he's getting paid, he's getting

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Speaker 1: fucking paid. But you don't have the time to put

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Speaker 1: not You're a non factor this year. I'm not sure

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Speaker 1: if you're on my team. I'm not sure if you're

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Speaker 1: if you're not on my team. But you know the deal.

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Speaker 1: You know how I play. We've we've played together when

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Speaker 1: the cameras aren't around. You know how I get down.

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Speaker 1: You come in the lane, You're getting put on your ass,

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Speaker 1: And it ain't gonna be like put on your ass,

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Speaker 1: like an ice Cu movie, like funny, It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: our type of ship. Comments playing who is a great athlete?

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite rappers, one of the nicest, most genuine,

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Speaker 1: sweetest approachable dudes in hip hop. Good dude was in

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Speaker 1: uh beat Trimes, in Life, The Travels of a Trip

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Speaker 1: call Quest. I've known him for years, always nice but

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Speaker 1: nice to my kids. Just he's just a nice dude,

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Speaker 1: a good dude. One of the best mcs, but not

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Speaker 1: Doesn't like to pass. Pass me the fucking rock coming, Okay,

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Speaker 1: pass me the rock this year. I want that fucking ball. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Who else we got playing? Um ansel at Court. I

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Speaker 1: don't know how to pronounce his last name, but he's

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Speaker 1: a good actor, young actor. He was in Uh the

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Speaker 1: Fault in Our Stars, Tall Kat. He played the kid

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Speaker 1: with you know who had cancer. He's in the game.

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Speaker 1: Not sure if he could play, But that motherfucker's tall.

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Speaker 1: I met him. He's tall than me. He's like six

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Speaker 1: He's tall. Who Anthony Anderson, I'm not worried about you, bro,

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Speaker 1: I love you. I got an episode of Blackish. I

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Speaker 1: just did a fucking episode of the show Blackish. It's

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Speaker 1: coming out in a couple of weeks. Had a great

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Speaker 1: time doing that. I don't know if you got anything

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Speaker 1: You're my man, fifty grand nothing. I'm not I'm not

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Speaker 1: concerned about you. I am gonna say the biggest concer

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Speaker 1: Game is fucking Money Davis. Alright. And if you don't

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Speaker 1: know who Money Davis is by name, you know her

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Speaker 1: by her fame. She is the girl who pitched for

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Speaker 1: the Philadelphia Little League team that went to I believe,

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Speaker 1: from the team from Philadelphia. She's been all over the

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Speaker 1: news press. She's a great play with all boys, striking

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Speaker 1: dudes out, kicking ass, hitting the ball, doing everything. She's

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Speaker 1: all over the news. You know, one of the Sportsmen

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Speaker 1: I know you're not gonna go after her. She's a girl.

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Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you. Mone you know the

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Speaker 1: big boys. This is my tournament. This ain't in Philadelphia.

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Speaker 1: This is my game, this is my city. You're in

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Speaker 1: seventy at six thirteen in the morning. Okay, you're coming

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Speaker 1: into my city playing in a tournament that is for adults. Okay,

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Speaker 1: there's other women playing, Yes, professional basketball players. But the

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Speaker 1: way I see it is, if you could throw a

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Speaker 1: if you're good enough to play basketball with grown men

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Speaker 1: and grown women, you come in the lane. Monee Davis,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna get taken down now. Yes, I do want

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Speaker 1: uh some sort of paperwork signed that I will not

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Speaker 1: be sued if ill those line and or tackle money Davis.

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Speaker 1: I need that something signed from her and her family.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not looking for a lawsuit. But

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Speaker 1: once that is signed, all bets are off. I don't

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Speaker 1: give a ship. What the hell the circumstances are. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're out there playing with the big boys. You're gonna

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Speaker 1: get treated like one of the big boys. Asked Justin Bieber,

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Speaker 1: Ask little Romeo? Find little Romeo and ask him, Ask

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Speaker 1: him how I get down. I don't play all right.

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Speaker 1: I foul hard. I fouled out of a celebrity basketball game.

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Speaker 1: No one's ever done that. And you know, I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you something else that no one else has ever done.

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Speaker 1: No other participant has won both the m v P

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Speaker 1: for the Celebrity Game and the Three Point Shootout. That's right,

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Speaker 1: Celebrity m v P, and I also wanted the three

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Speaker 1: point shootout. No one has accomplished that in the history

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Speaker 1: of this game, in the history of celebrities participating in

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Speaker 1: the All Star Game, no one has done that. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so you could sleep on me if you want. You

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Speaker 1: can mock some of my missed layups, you can mock

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Speaker 1: But the fucking trophy is sitting right in front of me.

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Speaker 1: I look at it every day. I dusted off weekly,

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Speaker 1: it gets shined bi weekly. I have won the fucking

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Speaker 1: m v P and the three point Shootout. Okay, and

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Speaker 1: this Friday in my city, Chris Mullins playing Skyler Diggins

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Speaker 1: not fucking around. I have been doing two a days.

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Speaker 1: You know what that means. I trained twice a fucking day. Okay,

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Speaker 1: And yes, I was the last man in. They didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Did they want Rappaport, They didn't know if he should

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Speaker 1: come back. They didn't Is he too old? Does he

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Speaker 1: still have anything in the tank? Yes? I fucking do.

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Speaker 1: The last three weeks have been dedicated to coming into

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Speaker 1: Madison Square Garden this Friday, February and doing the goddamn thing.

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Speaker 1: Let's just say this. If they were doing blood testing

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Speaker 1: for doping for p DS for that, Mark McGuire for that,

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Speaker 1: not get busted for it, but they don't. They don't

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Speaker 1: So I'm doing I'm free to do whatever I want

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Speaker 1: a cycle to get ready for the fucking game. Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's just that's just where my head is at. I

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Speaker 1: I soaked myself in ice every night. I have ailments already.

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Speaker 1: I did something to my knee the other day. The

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Speaker 1: he said, I can't diagnose anything. I said, well, I'm

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Speaker 1: in pain. Dr Weinberg. He said, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: can't find shit. I said, I need a fucking m r. I.

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Speaker 1: He said, it's a waste of money. There's nothing wrong

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Speaker 1: But do I stop playing? No? Do I stop practicing? No?

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Speaker 1: Do I stop doing my windsprints? No? Do I stop

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Speaker 1: getting up five shots today? Fuck? No? All right, I

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Speaker 1: got a basketball court in my backyard near my pool.

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Speaker 1: I make my girl rebound for me. Okay. The other

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Speaker 1: day she fell on the fucking pool chasing rebounds for me.

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Speaker 1: I don't care that you're soaking wet. I don't care

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Speaker 1: your cell phone. I need the rock. Feed me the

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Speaker 1: fucking rock. This is the dedication, all right, this is

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Speaker 1: the fucking dedication. This is the focus. That's it. I'm

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Speaker 1: not fucking around. Here's what I'm predicting for the game.

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Speaker 1: Get excited when I get the ball on the post,

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Speaker 1: particularly on the block on the right side. Get excited

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Speaker 1: because I'm gonna do something. I got my baby hooks,

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Speaker 1: I got my bank shots, I got all my ship.

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Speaker 1: I'm not getting outside myself. See people get into the

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Speaker 1: celebrity game, and they get all outside themselves. The bright lights,

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Speaker 1: the big city, the cameras, They get extra hype. I'm

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Speaker 1: it doesn't do anything to me. I'm focused. Clap all

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Speaker 1: going to do, and I am going to perform at

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Speaker 1: the highest level. I'm gonna say another thing. Yes, when

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Speaker 1: I run, it looks very bizarre. Okay, it looks very bizarre.

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Speaker 1: I went sneaker shopping the other day with my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: She said, you don't need new sneakers, you need new legs.

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Speaker 1: I said, that's fine, that's fine. It's a genetic thing.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what happened my father's when when he

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Speaker 1: my father was fastest, ship, Jewish and everything size four.

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Speaker 1: His feet are big and wide. In his prime, he

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Speaker 1: was fast. My brother runs like a tank. Okay, he's

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Speaker 1: fast for some reason. When I run, it's always been

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Speaker 1: the case. It looks like I have ship in my pants.

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Speaker 1: Well that stopped me this year. Fuck no, fuck no,

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Speaker 1: fuck no. I know it looks crazy when I run.

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Speaker 1: Watch True Romance. Watch when I run out of the room,

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Speaker 1: Watch higher Learning. Watch when I'm running down the hallway.

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Speaker 1: I can't even hide it when I want to. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it looks bizarre when I run. I'm slowest ship my

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Speaker 1: feet are and you couldn't even call them flat. They're like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what's wrong with them. And as I've

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Speaker 1: gotten older, it looks weirder. My arms do some weird thing,

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Speaker 1: but my footwork is nimble, and I'm left handed and

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Speaker 1: I could play. I could fucking play. I'm in fucking

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be back with Wigga. Please act crazy some

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Speaker 1: because this is I am rappaport and we don't give

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Speaker 1: Allegedly Afton Elaine Burton, Charles Manson was set to wed

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Speaker 1: you getta fucking lock these people up. Man put them away,

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Speaker 1: because if they're sick enough to do that to each other,

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Speaker 1: my man, Brian Williams, you had a good run. I

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Speaker 1: funk with you, Brian Williams. I've always liked you. I

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Speaker 1: like watching your news, I like your hair, I like

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Speaker 1: your whole fucking thing. But you're you're making up stories.

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Speaker 1: You're lying. Your allegedly allegedly lied about writing in a

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Speaker 1: you're the type of dude that would say, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I hit that, but he didn't hit that. Or he

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Speaker 1: Brian Williams, I funk with you, but you get a wigger, please, man,

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Speaker 1: And and you gotta shut it down. You gotta get

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Speaker 1: track your ass down. I'm gonna be right back with

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Speaker 1: the DeNiro line of the week all right, we're getting

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Speaker 1: into the DeNiro line of the weekend. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: keep it real simple, real, slow pitch, straight up classic

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Speaker 1: Robert de Niro good Fellas, Good Fellas, Good Fellas, Good Fellas,

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Speaker 1: the consummate gangster film, The consummate Robert DeNiro performance, iconic, classic, unique,

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Speaker 1: one of a kind, Robert DeNiro at his best, he

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Speaker 1: plays Jimmy Conway. I mean, funk man, I mean, what

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Speaker 1: can I say about this movie that hasn't been said?

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Speaker 1: But the DeNiro line of the week slow pitch. It's

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Speaker 1: when little Ralio to Little Henry Hill gets arrested for

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Speaker 1: Robert de Niro. The thing that I like about this

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Speaker 1: scene also is that the kid who I never saw

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Speaker 1: him again, the kid that played young Henry Hill, can

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Speaker 1: the I m Rapp Report podcast listeners find out as

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Speaker 1: much information as we can about the kid who played

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Speaker 1: young Henry Hill a kid, because I feel like I'm

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Speaker 1: giving and the people that are listening you're not giving back.

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Speaker 1: I want to lown information on this kid. But my

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Speaker 1: favorite part of this scene, other than the Niro's performance,

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Speaker 1: is when the Henry Hill kids sniffs. He goes, you

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Speaker 1: took your first pinch like a man, and then Henry

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Speaker 1: keeps that in there, and he goes, you took your

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Speaker 1: first pinch like a man, and you learned the two

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Speaker 1: what And then Jimmy goes, look at me. Never right

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Speaker 1: on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut. It's

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Speaker 1: so fucking good, It's so classic, fucking Bob it's so cinematic, classic,

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Speaker 1: it's so gold, it's platinum status, it's first class, it's

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Speaker 1: private jet, it's Nike Airmax ones, it's everything. It's fucking perfection.

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Speaker 1: You took your first pinch like a man, and you

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Speaker 1: learned the two greatest things in life. What look at me?

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Speaker 1: Never right on your ends, and always keep your mouth shut.

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Speaker 1: That's the DeNiro line of the week. This is the

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Speaker 1: Iron Rappapor Podcast. I am going to be checking in

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Speaker 1: from New York City live from Madison Square Garden during

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Speaker 1: the game, after the game on Twitter. I'm coming for blood.

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Speaker 1: I'm not coming to play around this year. It's real

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Speaker 1: in the field and uh it's gonna be a fun game.

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Speaker 1: The Iron Wrap Coorp Podcast is sponsored by the American

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Speaker 1: to be wearing American Giant hoodie before the All Star Game,

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Speaker 1: get my fucking sweat on. I'm gonna be wearing my

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Speaker 1: American Giant hoodie after the game. That's what we do, okay,

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Speaker 1: because that's the warmest, most absorbent, most comfortable hoodie there is.

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Speaker 1: American Giant Champion cannot funk with this ship. Yo, Let's

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Speaker 1: the Iron Wrap PORP Podcast and we out swe