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Speaker 1: It's another jooble phone frame day mornings. That's twenties Fitness.

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Speaker 1: This is Tom um uh, Tom, Yes can help you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I have a problem. This is Fitness. Were you looking

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Speaker 1: to contact us? Yeah? And I need to help. Okay,

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? Um? I was working out

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Speaker 1: and uh okay yeah, and uh I was doing some

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Speaker 1: squats and then there to go to the bathroom. M

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Speaker 1: hm uh and that and so I did that. Are

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Speaker 1: you all right? You sound distressed? I am in distressed. Yes,

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Speaker 1: thank you for noticing that. Yeah, So I need some help. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if maybe I'm really embarrassed right now.

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Speaker 1: So I'm wondering if maybe you can keep a low profile,

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Speaker 1: maybe you could come help me out. Are you a

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Speaker 1: member at our gym? Yes? And I'm in the gym

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Speaker 1: right now. Oh you're in the gym. Okay? Where where

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Speaker 1: in the gym? Are you located? My name in the bathroom?

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Speaker 1: And if you get like I said, if you could

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Speaker 1: keep it a low profile, that'd be great. Um. I

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Speaker 1: really could use your help right now. Oh boy, the

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Speaker 1: tough situation to be in. Okay, well what is the situation?

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Speaker 1: I was doing squats earlier, so working on my legs. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and then I sat down and oh, no, you can't

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Speaker 1: get up. So I think, uh, legs are just a

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Speaker 1: little tired, but I need help in here doing that

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Speaker 1: and then also just kind of clean it up. Uh,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm having a hard time understanding this. You

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Speaker 1: did squats and now you're you're in the in the restroom.

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Speaker 1: I'm stuck on from the toilet, stuck on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Stuck on the toilet. Yeah, it sounds like your legs

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Speaker 1: might just be cramping. Oh yeah, they're come. Come, come

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Speaker 1: massage my legs. Please, I guess not please base, base isn't.

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Speaker 1: I cannot sure, I cannot massage your legs. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: can't help you that way. I'm stuck. Help me read

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Speaker 1: through it and then you'll be able to stand up

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Speaker 1: here stuck on the toilet, Do you understand me? You cramping?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna ludge a complaint. There's really no reason to

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Speaker 1: file a complaint. I think there is. Are you the manager?

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Speaker 1: Are you the manager? Are you the manager? Yes, I'm

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Speaker 1: the manager. I think there's a perfect reason to launch

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Speaker 1: a complaint. I was doing squads at your tim which

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Speaker 1: is the toilet, and I worked out my legs so

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Speaker 1: hard I can't stand up, and you won't come massage

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Speaker 1: the cramps out for me, so I could just get

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Speaker 1: up and wipe it. Be all my way. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: crawl up on the front desk and talk to you

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Speaker 1: right now unless you get in here. I am at

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Speaker 1: the front desk, and if you need to get to

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Speaker 1: the front desk, what I suggest is you take a

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Speaker 1: deep breath, you massage your own legs, you clean up yourself,

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Speaker 1: and you come here and speak. No, you're into the bathroom,

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Speaker 1: massage your legs and help you stand up from the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Are you prepared to work out too hard? Are you

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Speaker 1: prepared to have it? Angry customer crawling up to the

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Speaker 1: front desk with old dirty with his pants around his ankles, screaming, Tom,

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Speaker 1: what did you do to me? Are you prepared for that?

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Speaker 1: Because that's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna stay Tom.

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Speaker 1: This is all your fault crawling through your gym like that. No,

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Speaker 1: that is not gonna happen. Do you understand me. You're

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Speaker 1: not gonna crawl through this chym naked if you come

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Speaker 1: out here without your pants on, crawling and screaming through

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Speaker 1: the gym. I will call the cops. You'd call the

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Speaker 1: cops on a guy with a dirty bum? Yes, I

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Speaker 1: would if you're crawling naked through my gym with dirty

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Speaker 1: absolutely with the naked with a dirty bum, I don't care.

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Speaker 1: If you're crawling naked with a dirty bump. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: will call the cops. Oh okay, that's to get to know.

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Speaker 1: Then I'll just clean up and get out of here.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for your time appreciating. What the fuck? Oh, I'll

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Speaker 1: actually also let you know this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: This is actually Jewel from Jewel Shore doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you. My bum is not dirty, My god,

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Speaker 1: and your co worker Jason set you up. He that

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Speaker 1: you have to deal with weird customers all the time

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Speaker 1: and their complaints. Oh my god, that is absolutely true.

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Speaker 1: I've never had that one before, though, wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with jubil phone pranks.