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Speaker 1: welcome Michelle Colin. I have been sitting. I'm here like

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Speaker 1: won't stop. The punitive thing was the note for me.

422
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Speaker 1: They sent me home early because I said the word

423
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:26,120
Speaker 1: asked one day, how old? Fourth grade? That's even bad,

424
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,520
Speaker 1: even that bad. I was five six, I think literally,

425
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,160
Speaker 1: I just didn't know what it was that I was saying.

426
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,080
Speaker 1: I got in trouble once. This is so fun. I

427
00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:35,280
Speaker 1: can talk about this. This This what the podcast is. I

428
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,360
Speaker 1: got in trouble once because someone passed me a note.

429
00:20:37,359 --> 00:20:38,840
Speaker 1: I don't remember what great. I was also like five

430
00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:42,159
Speaker 1: or six, I remember, and I passed it back and

431
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,480
Speaker 1: my teacher called like my mom and or whatever. And

432
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:47,240
Speaker 1: apparently someone called me a bit and almost like did

433
00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,720
Speaker 1: you called did you call someone amationed? I said, no,

434
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,080
Speaker 1: she called me a bit and she didn't even spell

435
00:20:52,119 --> 00:20:54,239
Speaker 1: it right, So I have to and thing like I

436
00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,359
Speaker 1: was so annoying. I was like a like I was

437
00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:00,720
Speaker 1: the gifted. I was. I can't help it. I cannot

438
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,120
Speaker 1: help my gift anyway, don't know. I love this is real.

439
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:07,199
Speaker 1: This this is not an elementary school, but um for

440
00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:12,040
Speaker 1: real was suspended for five days freshman year of high school.

441
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:18,720
Speaker 1: Oss uh out of school suspension of the freshman year.

442
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,280
Speaker 1: It's May. Schools about to end. Your books come out.

443
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:24,520
Speaker 1: I go up to my friend Ashley, and I'm like,

444
00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,159
Speaker 1: let me sign your yearbook at this point, like I

445
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,760
Speaker 1: wasn't out yet, but I was like absolutely that horrid,

446
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,359
Speaker 1: poisonously faggish, like like like a guy who was just

447
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:40,000
Speaker 1: like this past right. Yeah. So um, if it's the title,

448
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,280
Speaker 1: I'm not mad. Good, good luck with your conscience typing

449
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:46,880
Speaker 1: that out. So I take her yearbook and then I write, wait,

450
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 1: I just thought that. I'm sorry, I just got so.

451
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,280
Speaker 1: Then I write in her year book, Hey, Ashley, can't

452
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:55,840
Speaker 1: wait to funk all summer long bye. And then so

453
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Speaker 1: I go. So then that night, that night, I go

454
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: to my violin lesson, no you, and I violent, oh

455
00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:09,719
Speaker 1: my god, clarinet, what winds now? Um? I come home

456
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:14,320
Speaker 1: from my from my violin lesson. I'm practically a prodigy. Um.

457
00:22:14,359 --> 00:22:19,240
Speaker 1: But I come home and then there's there's missed calls

458
00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:21,600
Speaker 1: from the same number. So then finally we call this

459
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:25,879
Speaker 1: number back and it's this just like just think of

460
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 1: like the mother, the no the whitest state senator, you

461
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,360
Speaker 1: could possibly just imagine, just imagine that timber of voice.

462
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:38,119
Speaker 1: I'm picturing someone like hot, old, old old asshole. He

463
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 1: was like right exactly. He goes, is this and Yang?

464
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:44,720
Speaker 1: And I go yes, And he goes, well, I've been

465
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,080
Speaker 1: sitting here by the phone all night because there are

466
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 1: a lot of Yang's in the phone book. Wow. Then

467
00:22:51,160 --> 00:22:54,359
Speaker 1: he goes and then he proceeds to say, Then he

468
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 1: proceeds to say, this is Ashley's stepfather. I read what

469
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:03,199
Speaker 1: you wrote her your book. This is sexual harassment. I

470
00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:08,199
Speaker 1: will have you expelled. And I was terrified. I couldn't

471
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 1: really explain this to my mom. And then finally, like

472
00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: the next day, like the Dean calls me into our office,

473
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 1: is like, okay, well what we what we can do,

474
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 1: like like what we have to do because he's like

475
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: putting like some some some heat on us. Is we

476
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 1: have to suspend you for five days out of school

477
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 1: for sexual harassment. And I was and so I had

478
00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:27,600
Speaker 1: to write about this in my college applications senior year.

479
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,080
Speaker 1: But anyway, God away like maybe you had to let

480
00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,960
Speaker 1: the college. Yeah, I had to be like, this is

481
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: what happened? Did you go to it was fine class

482
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 1: and I almost didn't and they almost didn't let me.

483
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:41,919
Speaker 1: Might as well have been a field statistics that's like

484
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: the blemish on my thing. But anyway, so then like

485
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,480
Speaker 1: the dean calls up my mom to like tell her

486
00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 1: like I've been suspended for five days, and my mom

487
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 1: is just my mom was just like okay, yeah, and

488
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,760
Speaker 1: then maybe she didn't fully understand it, and so then

489
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Speaker 1: the dean just goes, yes, um, it's very serious, like

490
00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,359
Speaker 1: she like she could tell that my mom wasn't fully

491
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: getting what was happening. And then my mom picks me

492
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 1: up from school and she was surprised. Like my parents

493
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: were both surprisingly like super cool about it and just

494
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: like laughed at how stupid this was insane because that's

495
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:17,320
Speaker 1: not like, that's not what otherwise with his parents. Absolutely

496
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,080
Speaker 1: did they know at the time who you were. No

497
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:22,080
Speaker 1: that and thank you for phrasing it that way, But

498
00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,080
Speaker 1: no they did not. And but it was just like

499
00:24:24,119 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 1: for them it must have been this like relief that

500
00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:29,760
Speaker 1: I was attracted the girls, which they were played so

501
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 1: excited right right right, So then that was like the

502
00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,359
Speaker 1: cover I was hiding behind. But if that happened today,

503
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:40,199
Speaker 1: I would have called the presses and been like this

504
00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 1: homophobia must stop. Five days of school. And it was fine,

505
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 1: and it was like laughed even then. I was just

506
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: like laughing and how ridiculous it was. But I was

507
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: worried about colleges. It's funny because there was OSS and

508
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,440
Speaker 1: I s s. Like I said, out of school suspension

509
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:58,080
Speaker 1: and in school suspension, and in school suspension was like

510
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,520
Speaker 1: the one that was not as bad. All day detention. Yeah,

511
00:25:01,560 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 1: it was like which who wants that you can rhymes

512
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: of isis? They were planting it even then, but like

513
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 1: you can go to the cinema, honey, you can go

514
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,880
Speaker 1: get a drink. My school in Miami North maybe it's

515
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,159
Speaker 1: high school, which is now the it's a public school.

516
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 1: It was I would call it inner city back then,

517
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:29,280
Speaker 1: and now it's like it's full No opposite, it's like

518
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,000
Speaker 1: very segregated. Miami high schools are very segregated, like like

519
00:25:33,040 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 1: the world, let's be honest, they like redrew the line.

520
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,480
Speaker 1: So now like all the white kids who went to

521
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:39,879
Speaker 1: school there are now at like this other high school.

522
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,439
Speaker 1: And it's just interesting how that worked out. About Why

523
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,240
Speaker 1: did I bring it up? Because we were across from

524
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:46,959
Speaker 1: the Black Mall, and I used to I loved them all.

525
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:48,959
Speaker 1: There was a Marshall's there forget it every day. I

526
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: was like Anti Ann's Marshalls every day noon. I was

527
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:54,680
Speaker 1: Marshals until I got a car my senior year because

528
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 1: again I was so young, because I s um. The

529
00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,639
Speaker 1: point is, wait, I had got in trouble to you

530
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 1: though a lot in school, but like for talking and

531
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: just yeah, like forging. I forged the sighs list permission form.

532
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:14,520
Speaker 1: You decided to talk about that at on my thing? No, okay, okay, great,

533
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 1: do we want to save it? I'll tell you can

534
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,120
Speaker 1: talk about it. I mean I may tell it at

535
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:20,760
Speaker 1: my show also on Wednesday, but we also have a

536
00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 1: live show Wednesday, June fourteen June fourteen, that you see

537
00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: be Chelsea seven shows. Yeah, same day this episode is

538
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: going to come out, you guys really so today as

539
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,080
Speaker 1: you're listening to this, you can go tonight in Chelsea tonight. Yeah,

540
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 1: it's a really fun show. Um, I do a reading

541
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: of certain SARATISTICA Parker emails. I can't get into it,

542
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:42,200
Speaker 1: but it's real and it's can't get into it, Yeah,

543
00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: you will get into it. Go to the show. Go

544
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:46,440
Speaker 1: to the show. So no, But anyways, it happened to

545
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: me once in school where um, we're going to watch

546
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,320
Speaker 1: Schindler's List. Obviously, not only am I Jewish, I come

547
00:26:51,359 --> 00:26:55,440
Speaker 1: from the loins of survivors of the Holocaust all for

548
00:26:55,480 --> 00:27:01,440
Speaker 1: every loin that helped inseminate as we start vive the camps. Okay,

549
00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:03,720
Speaker 1: that's no lie, and some didn't like from the other things.

550
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 1: But anyways, so of course I had seen Schindler's List.

551
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,440
Speaker 1: It's the kind of movie. It's like Bob a Duke's

552
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,959
Speaker 1: like once is enough. I don't need to sit through

553
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: the Baba Duke again or even the forty minute like

554
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 1: Primer that I watched today. But but no, so it's

555
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,280
Speaker 1: like one you see shows this once, it's like, oh

556
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: my god, read code the ring. It's like, I can't

557
00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:22,000
Speaker 1: do it again. And I was in the eighth grade.

558
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: So I had this teacher named Mrs Morris. I don't

559
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: know if she's living. Her dad don't want to know.

560
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,679
Speaker 1: She was my cousin supposedly, which is surprising because she

561
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,040
Speaker 1: looked like the TUTSI roll owl, you know, the one

562
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: who's like, how many licks? Mrs Morris? Okay, so she

563
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 1: was very cruel to me. I have no issues talking

564
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 1: about her now. But she's for sure listening to this

565
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: the way I'm sure she's like, always been very supportive

566
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: of my career. And I'm like, and she can fun

567
00:27:46,720 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 1: and you know what, she's family and we still here,

568
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,240
Speaker 1: and I don't know how she's family. We look zero

569
00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: alike the wait, so do I look like an owl? Okay?

570
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 1: So so anyway, so she I look like I do

571
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 1: have like qualities, but not at all, Van Helsing. I'm

572
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,639
Speaker 1: very attracted to men who look like birds. Act this

573
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 1: about me. Small bird like, then like tall like Sam

574
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: the Eagle, like eagle headed, hot, hotest my probably a

575
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: beast in bed probably pinned you down. Sam the Eagle

576
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: would pick the ship out of you. Are you kidding me?

577
00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 1: It would be like in like tails from the crypt,

578
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: like bloodied eyes, like followed up skull. I would love

579
00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: every second anyway, So that's Fozy. No, I'd fuck Fozy.

580
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: You want to know why because sometimes sometimes those guys

581
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:48,600
Speaker 1: have a freaky side. Those guys has a big dig

582
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: like he's like Seth Rogant. I don't think Seth Rogan

583
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,960
Speaker 1: does necessarily, but there's something a Fozzy. The confidence there,

584
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: tiny bowler hat means I'd the scientist too, which was

585
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:04,400
Speaker 1: the baker is like his little slave, the scientist. You

586
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: love ball guys with glasses so that so I call

587
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 1: him bes and cheese. So it's kind of funny, like

588
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: the scientist knows the human body. No, but the scientists

589
00:29:11,640 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 1: have like no eyeballs. He just had glasses. If he

590
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:21,680
Speaker 1: took his he had like jaundiced skin. No, he was green,

591
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 1: practically jaundiced. Do you know that I once called Kesha

592
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: doctor teeth to her face that I can't get into it.

593
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: She's had a tough week. Can I get some more wine?

594
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,920
Speaker 1: Any tough because of Jerry Seinfeld? Okay, can I tell

595
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,959
Speaker 1: you something I've said on this podcast Jerry Seinfeld has

596
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:39,640
Speaker 1: also refused to shake my Well, let me tell you something.

597
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,120
Speaker 1: I will be a I will be a supporter and

598
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: defender of Jerry Seinfeld until they bury my skull. And

599
00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 1: also I'm obsessed with his wife, Jessica Seinfeld. I love her.

600
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: She's my Gwyneth. Like I'm like, Gwyneth is like an imitat,

601
00:29:54,040 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 1: don't go there with me. I love Jessica Seinfeld. I

602
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: think she's super funny, she's real, she gets it. But

603
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: she's also like healthy boab blah blah. Ever um, I

604
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:07,520
Speaker 1: don't know gentile Jessica. Who is Gwyneth is the gentile Jessica? Anyway?

605
00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: Humorouss to me? I don't know. Maybe not sorry, I

606
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 1: would be friends with literally if Gwyneth was like, mis

607
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 1: let's get drinks and be like, I'm so lucky, wanted

608
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:19,280
Speaker 1: to be my friends. So I'm lying to everyone right now. Anyway, Okay,

609
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,800
Speaker 1: I have a good gene drink story after this? Who

610
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 1: I like that? How long are we here for? I'll

611
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: be here all night? So we have so much time,

612
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:30,320
Speaker 1: so listen, so Schindler. So she goes, she goes, oh, um,

613
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:31,880
Speaker 1: you need to get we were going to watch it

614
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: in Mrs Morris alves class and she goes, you need

615
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: to get this permission slip signed, and I was like,

616
00:30:36,480 --> 00:30:38,320
Speaker 1: so she gives it to me. I never got ship signed.

617
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 1: I used to get progress reports. My parents were like

618
00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: my mother used to have to come in for meetings

619
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 1: about my conduct once a month because I did not

620
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,480
Speaker 1: shut up and actually remember that in Mrs Morris's class,

621
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: I got an A in my subject A one an

622
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,960
Speaker 1: effort and an F in conduct. And my mom was like,

623
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: how can I be mad at you if you're talking

624
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: through the class and you still got an A. She's like,

625
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: keep it up, girl, Like you know, how can she

626
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:04,440
Speaker 1: disciplined me over that? But also my my and my

627
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 1: mother's daughter. The point is we get this permission slip,

628
00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:09,800
Speaker 1: I forget. I don't even It's like like my parents

629
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: give a fucking ship that I'm gonna watch Sendler's list.

630
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:14,360
Speaker 1: So anyway, so I have it in my backpack and

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Speaker 1: we got. She was Michelle. I was comparing this Schindler's

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Speaker 1: List Permission slip to your progress report and the signatures

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Speaker 1: do not even match. Did you forge this? And I

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Speaker 1: went I did like like why does it matter? She goes,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Michelle, I know that you've probably seen

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Speaker 1: the European plane. Anyway, so I turned it in and

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Speaker 1: then it was such a great paper apparently that I

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Speaker 1: I actually and bone really this is true for you

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Speaker 1: as well. We had never seen an episode. I had

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Speaker 1: never seen episode of The Bachelor or Bachelor atte Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Now let me Can I ask you a question? Is

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Speaker 1: that because because I find sometimes with certain shows I'm

765
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Speaker 1: so out of the loop on it that the idea

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Speaker 1: of like it's like double Dutch, the idea of getting

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Speaker 1: in the ropes of it intimidates me. Is that how

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Speaker 1: you were it was a little bit that because I've

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Speaker 1: heard about the world being so expansive and the way

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Speaker 1: people commit to it is so crazy that I know

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Speaker 1: it takes a piece of you and it's a show,

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Speaker 1: and I also I have a lot of other shows

773
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Speaker 1: that I do that with. But the thing is, like,

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Speaker 1: I think what it was to me was I was like,

775
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to allow myself to actually enjoy that

776
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,960
Speaker 1: because I know it's quote unquote fake or because I

777
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Speaker 1: know it's quote unquote like basic or whatever. Like I

778
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:46,120
Speaker 1: had judgments on it, but now after watching it, oh

779
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Speaker 1: my god, I'm obsessed because all those things aren't They're

780
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: not untrue, but it's also part of it. It's like

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00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:56,200
Speaker 1: you know that it. I go into it knowing a

782
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:58,080
Speaker 1: lot of it is set up, and actually it's hard

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00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 1: for me sometimes to separate. You know, I don't know

784
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: how that show is made at all. I'm a fan, Like, well,

785
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,080
Speaker 1: why would I know? I mean, I I worked on

786
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,080
Speaker 1: you know, The After Show last summer, but it was

787
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:11,279
Speaker 1: as really just a lover of the franchise and you know,

788
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 1: commeding a a host. I got very lucky. It was

789
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 1: like probably the best job I've ever had. It's to

790
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,160
Speaker 1: be honest, it was awesome. But I don't know anymore

791
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: about the production. It's just watching it through like a

792
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: lens of like, okay, like how do they not know

793
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Speaker 1: this person was this way? Or like certain things that

794
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Speaker 1: are I think that even very savvy viewers know is fake.

795
00:39:30,239 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 1: They do on purpose because they the people who make

796
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: that show are very smart and very savvy, and they

797
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: really get what America wants. As crazy as that sounds like.

798
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 1: And the thing with this season is Rachel's a fucking star,

799
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Speaker 1: a star, and that's the thing is Actually when when

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Speaker 1: it was announced that she was the bachelorette, and I

801
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 1: kind of like, I'll peek into like whatever people are

802
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: saying about every now and then, just just so I know,

803
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,000
Speaker 1: like what's up, because sometimes it would just totally dominate

804
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 1: the conversation on Facebook or whatever or whatever on the

805
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: late night shows, like it it felt it was all

806
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Speaker 1: they were talking about. This is something I'm really not so.

807
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,279
Speaker 1: I watched a few interviews with Rachel whatever. I thought

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00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,879
Speaker 1: she was so cool. I thought it was very cool

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Speaker 1: that she was the first black bachelor and I wanted

810
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Speaker 1: to support that. And then honestly watching the show today,

811
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Speaker 1: like she's really something else. She knows when to turn

812
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Speaker 1: certain things on and went to like just just the

813
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Speaker 1: whole Her going to the locker room after uh de

814
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Speaker 1: Mario was like such a beautiful moment. I think that's

815
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,359
Speaker 1: such a thing about the show that I've never really

816
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,240
Speaker 1: gotten on board with it, Like I'm supposed to believe

817
00:40:34,239 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: that all these people fall head over heels for this

818
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Speaker 1: one person, and sometimes I feel like I'll see the Bachelor,

819
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Speaker 1: and I'll be like, that guy's a fucking dud. And

820
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Speaker 1: but with her, it's like, I think the reason why

821
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Speaker 1: this season is working, and I think it is working

822
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: is because I buy that everyone wants to marry that girl. Well,

823
00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 1: she's like razor sharp. Yeah, when she gets angry, I'm

824
00:40:57,239 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: scared for myself. I'm like, oh my god, Like she's

825
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: so smart and like just has her facts in order

826
00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:06,799
Speaker 1: and comes for you, and it's like very impressive to me.

827
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: I gotta say she laughs a lot with my one.

828
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,200
Speaker 1: I love her laugh. I do think she laughs a

829
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 1: lot generous. It's generous with it, which is fine, but

830
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,440
Speaker 1: I actually she's so charming without that, Like I just

831
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Speaker 1: feel like she doesn't need to rely on her laughing

832
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Speaker 1: all the time. Or maybe that's just how they put

833
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Speaker 1: the show together too, But you know, there it comes

834
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Speaker 1: to a point where I'm like, oh my god, I

835
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 1: just said she would laugh like a little I love

836
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Speaker 1: and I literally thrive off of laughter, you know. But

837
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Speaker 1: that's my only literally the one quirk that I found

838
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Speaker 1: with her. But I love her. I think she's beautiful.

839
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Speaker 1: She's the guys adore her. The guys I also have

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Speaker 1: to say though, as a woman, why the guys are

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00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:52,920
Speaker 1: probably the hottest group of guys that that shows assembled

842
00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,440
Speaker 1: maybe ever, it's pretty amazing city wild like today when

843
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: they were I was watching it today. I just watched

844
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 1: the third episode and they were all wrestling, and I

845
00:42:01,239 --> 00:42:04,439
Speaker 1: was like, not not a dud in this bunch, No, no, no,

846
00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:08,760
Speaker 1: Kenny is hot as ship. Peter is hot as Peter

847
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 1: is number one, My number one, Peter number one. Let's

848
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:19,399
Speaker 1: classic meter picture of Vigo Mortensen like somehow hotter knows?

849
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 1: I love it and I love that conversation, his body,

850
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,080
Speaker 1: his height, I'm literally like, what the fuck is going

851
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 1: on here? I get upset, you know, someone so handsome guys,

852
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,359
Speaker 1: you get frustrating. You know when someone is so hot. Yeah,

853
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,120
Speaker 1: that's what it is. It's something so hot and I'm like,

854
00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 1: how how good he? Now? See? What I love about

855
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,399
Speaker 1: Peter though, is his face is a little his nose

856
00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,520
Speaker 1: is just a little fun. He's so beautiful. And also

857
00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,520
Speaker 1: i's how you else? I like, go on, Brian, the

858
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,920
Speaker 1: Colombian guy who made that with our straight will, I

859
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: am really upset with you. Really, I thought his sexual

860
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: energy that's used to go first the Brian kiss in

861
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:58,759
Speaker 1: the first episode, it was really made me just the

862
00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: Keepers to the key person, I'm they're bringing up the

863
00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,279
Speaker 1: Keepers because I literally spent all day watching it and

864
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:06,160
Speaker 1: it's in my mind while we're talking about all this bullshit,

865
00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, the Keeper what I truly

866
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 1: But anyways, Brian, here's my show with Brian. Let's just

867
00:43:12,680 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 1: say quickly, And I said this on Fresh Batch my

868
00:43:16,640 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 1: podcast what days will those come out? Days? And sometimes

869
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: Wednesday is also my live shows a part of it.

870
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 1: There's only three out at the moment. You really should

871
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 1: listen to it, and it's oh my god, it's free.

872
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: And anyways, the point is this now, I have said

873
00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 1: up my podcast that Brian as he's from Miami Beach,

874
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: born and raised in Miami, he's hyper Miami to me,

875
00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 1: which to me is like, um, it's like getting sprayed

876
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:41,399
Speaker 1: in the face with raid. I'm just like, I don't

877
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 1: want it. But then also let me add that he

878
00:43:43,719 --> 00:43:47,640
Speaker 1: has had so much work done. He's have you not

879
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: noticed that? I'm sorry, but I'm pretty awful. Yeah, and

880
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:56,359
Speaker 1: to me, and he also does his eyebrows in a

881
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:59,160
Speaker 1: serious way and it reads very feminine to me, and

882
00:43:59,200 --> 00:44:01,480
Speaker 1: it's just he's got listening. He's gotta kill her body.

883
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: He's a handsome, he's tall, he's confident when he goes

884
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 1: in for those kisses. I mean she like I read

885
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: I read a comment online it's like she's wet, and

886
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, it's something I would never say because I'm

887
00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,799
Speaker 1: educated and I'm very classy. But every time he makes

888
00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:15,760
Speaker 1: out with her, I'm like, she is, like, I can't

889
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,799
Speaker 1: not think that because it's true, like she melts with him.

890
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,840
Speaker 1: But I have to tell you that I really really

891
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:25,120
Speaker 1: do not like him. He doesn't. He really not another

892
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: deal breaker about him. He's a chill. Most of them

893
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: are quacks, I mean cracks and quack yell back and anyways,

894
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: quack your back is a great chiropractic practice. I'll quack

895
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:47,359
Speaker 1: your back and it's like that. So those two, I like,

896
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 1: I think Kenny will go far, but that Kenny will

897
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: win because I think that it will be a late

898
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 1: in series kind of revealing struggle for her that she's

899
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: not ready for it. Well, also, I think, and I'm

900
00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,160
Speaker 1: gonna say, the kid, that's right, and the kid is old.

901
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 1: She's so cute. But here's the thing. She's his height

902
00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 1: and she's basically developed. Well that's kids today. I have

903
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: to I'll tell you something. I was a very developed girl.

904
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: And um, I mean I used to get hit on

905
00:45:13,960 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 1: in the clear and Silent Barnes and Noble when I

906
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:19,360
Speaker 1: was nine. But anything, Thank God for the clear and stile.

907
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:21,520
Speaker 1: I can't wait to get back to the keepers. Let

908
00:45:21,560 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: me just put that I'm getting by the way. Let

909
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: me warn people listening it is a and I thank

910
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,319
Speaker 1: god for that. Was never touched and appropriately, although I

911
00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 1: did once I was thinking about watching the show. Let's

912
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: get back to my childhood that the drive. My driver's

913
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: at teacher whose name I'm forgetting who I won't even

914
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:42,319
Speaker 1: describe him, but Bill Cosby wearing Khazal frames. He one

915
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 1: time held my hand and went for a walk with me.

916
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 1: That's like the closest I was like fifteen, Oh my god,

917
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. Well it's fine, but I mean it's

918
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,000
Speaker 1: also like, I mean, but isn't that horrible? And he

919
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:55,520
Speaker 1: had like dinosaur hands. They were like hard and scaly.

920
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: But I was and I was thinking, and I held it.

921
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 1: I didn't pull it away. I mean, now i'd be like,

922
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,040
Speaker 1: the funk are you doing? But then I was like,

923
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like, what do I do? Yeah, my

924
00:46:03,960 --> 00:46:06,319
Speaker 1: driver's a teacher was named He was named jeff. He

925
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: made us call him little Jeffy. He had in his

926
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,760
Speaker 1: in his glove compartment. He was he was four ft

927
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:22,200
Speaker 1: six and so he was up. He just little Jeffy

928
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: and little jeff And then he took out of his

929
00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:28,960
Speaker 1: glove compartment a picture of like porn stars and he said,

930
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,960
Speaker 1: that's my girlfriend right there. That then we were on

931
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: driving on Sunrise Highway. He made us drive over a

932
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:39,760
Speaker 1: hundred miles per hour. Wow, what in your high school

933
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: teacher or like a private school. This was a separate

934
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: place where you had to take drivers at St. Anthony's

935
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna put them on blass at any at

936
00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,759
Speaker 1: least in two thousand seven. This was happening when I

937
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 1: was taking my driver. So he had us go over

938
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,720
Speaker 1: a hundred miles. He's like, you need to know what's

939
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:58,439
Speaker 1: wrong so you can do what I went for Little

940
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:03,239
Speaker 1: jeff Great, you are not like her, little Jeffie. And

941
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:06,640
Speaker 1: then he would say racial slurs as you were driving.

942
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,960
Speaker 1: He did everything wrong. He's not a Lee. What do

943
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: you think about this? Lee is racist? I have thought

944
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 1: that Lee has racist since the day. I racist. Lee

945
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:21,360
Speaker 1: has a racist face. I'm sorry racist. He looks like

946
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:25,440
Speaker 1: a fucking racist. He's got a drunk face. Here's them,

947
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:28,240
Speaker 1: here's my here's my beef with the show. Those people

948
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:32,240
Speaker 1: are all so fucked up you think at all times.

949
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:39,040
Speaker 1: You know, like Dean Seal. You know what my type is,

950
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:42,359
Speaker 1: like hottest ship. That's why I'm alone. They like, don't

951
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:43,960
Speaker 1: look at me. I'll tell you that. I mean, I'm like,

952
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: I like hottes ship but loves talk of I mean

953
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: that man, because I'm gonna be married. Here's the deal

954
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 1: with Dean. Dean deanp like a seal. And he also

955
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 1: when he when he kissed her, he made love to

956
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: let me say something, touch my finger eating style. He

957
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:07,200
Speaker 1: was really kissing her. He went for it. You know

958
00:48:07,200 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: who wasn't a good kisser? Who's also hot? Mean? While

959
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 1: I get up and it's like just like the Russian Yes, Alex,

960
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:19,000
Speaker 1: Alex is fucking and he but he and he has moves,

961
00:48:19,719 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: Oh like does this mean have joints or is it

962
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:28,640
Speaker 1: just a loose bones? They stripped on Ellen, but they

963
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: stripped on Ellen and he was going for it like

964
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:36,400
Speaker 1: magic mic style. I love it and literally literally though

965
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:39,880
Speaker 1: he made a grandmother come, it was for me. It

966
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: was for me. It was a little deckguy front and

967
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: Baywatch where it's like his body's like a little it's

968
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:46,759
Speaker 1: too much but them, did you notice? And this is

969
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:49,520
Speaker 1: what I thought was so interesting is that when she

970
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:52,120
Speaker 1: kissed him, he didn't give her the Brian because I

971
00:48:52,160 --> 00:48:54,959
Speaker 1: have to hand it to that Brian took a running stary.

972
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,440
Speaker 1: No, no no, no, I find him physically, but like I

973
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,840
Speaker 1: admit that the guy went and and his kissing that

974
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: first episode truly made I was like bodies exhibit watching it.

975
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 1: I was like my skin went away. I was all

976
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: eyeballs in embalmed in China. Apparently they're all Chinese people.

977
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:20,520
Speaker 1: But anyways, um no, but I have to say, um

978
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,520
Speaker 1: but no, Alex is a bad kisser. He was really

979
00:49:24,719 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: stiff in that makeout and I have to say it

980
00:49:27,440 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: ruined him for me a little bit. She's not gonna win, No,

981
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: but he like himself. If Alex looked at me, like

982
00:49:33,080 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 1: you know that my whole my fetish is walking the

983
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: streets of New York and like staring at people. And

984
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:39,600
Speaker 1: if Alex passed to me and looked at me, I

985
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 1: would have to take the train home if you follow

986
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: me like I get you, I get you. What do

987
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,680
Speaker 1: we think of she spent a whole date with this

988
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,400
Speaker 1: guy Anthony? I didn't, Oh yeah, and I thought there

989
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 1: was nothing there. First of all, it didn't like his

990
00:49:53,760 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: short sleeve button down shirt, and I never liked that.

991
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:58,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I made sure that no one here is

992
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 1: wearing it. You actually have one, But it's can I

993
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:06,440
Speaker 1: say something? It's not great? I love you, You're so handsome.

994
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,240
Speaker 1: He is hot. I like. I don't like a vertical stripe.

995
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 1: I don't don't like short sleep buttondowns on man. I

996
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: would prefer I don't mind a polo. There's a difference.

997
00:50:16,239 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 1: He never show against. So you know that I will

998
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 1: createle you forever. Okay, I'm just saying, but a polo

999
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: or do a full button down with the world sleeve. Yeah,

1000
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: that is like pornography. But there's something too gay. They

1001
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,279
Speaker 1: think that's too gay straight up. To me, it's as

1002
00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:34,000
Speaker 1: straight as it gets. Yes, the extra effort makes it

1003
00:50:34,000 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: look too gay, and they still hate themselves. To me,

1004
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,680
Speaker 1: it's very Obama. It's very like I'm gonna roll these

1005
00:50:41,160 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 1: I'm going to get into work. Now, let me tell

1006
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:45,040
Speaker 1: you something that when Anthony shoot up in that short

1007
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:47,040
Speaker 1: sleep but I actually know gay guys to wear that,

1008
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 1: and who think it's cool and it's not though it

1009
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:53,520
Speaker 1: unless I'm wrong? Am I an asshole? I don't think

1010
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:56,959
Speaker 1: well Anthony did and I still thought he looked weird.

1011
00:50:57,600 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 1: You know, let me see something that makes me laugh

1012
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 1: if I may, just I'm like, I don't like short

1013
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 1: sleep button down. Meanwhile, I dress literally every day in

1014
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 1: the same husky, skinny jean from a So it's like,

1015
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 1: men do not think I dress well? So like I'm

1016
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: an asshole, That's what I'm saying. Like I will walk

1017
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 1: up like sixth Avenue and see how does your guys

1018
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:20,799
Speaker 1: in their suits and be like, oh my god, like

1019
00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:22,520
Speaker 1: where are they going after work? Like I'm want to

1020
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,680
Speaker 1: go to these bars? Meanwhile, I'm in like a long

1021
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: T shirt dress with jeans and like sneaks, no socks, mean, like,

1022
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 1: is this the guys like me to look like I

1023
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,640
Speaker 1: should be in a pencil skirt like crop top, belly out. No, no, no, no,

1024
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 1: you know it's not that prescribed. I have housing of

1025
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 1: at been housing. Look you like, guys, do not think

1026
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:43,759
Speaker 1: this is a good looking well, and I love it.

1027
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 1: I think it's clear. I don't. I guess I've never

1028
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 1: thought about that, like through through the eyes of straight men,

1029
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:52,480
Speaker 1: what do they think is attractive? They want women? I

1030
00:51:52,520 --> 00:51:56,200
Speaker 1: know because of my guru in life, Patti Stanger. Straight

1031
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: men want like an abandaged dress and heels. And the

1032
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: problem of me, as I'm six ft one. If I

1033
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,520
Speaker 1: put heels on, I also can't roll or blade. For

1034
00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:06,959
Speaker 1: the record, if I put heels on, it's I'm six

1035
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: ft six, yeah, and then if and also I'm not

1036
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:14,440
Speaker 1: like stick skinny or skinny or slim or normal. So

1037
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: the problem is the problem is I can't be in

1038
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: a bandage dress because literally it looks like I mean,

1039
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 1: I look like I'm working in the corner. I don't

1040
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: even know. It's not like a good look at me.

1041
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: I look like a hooker is a pimps up, you

1042
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: know what I mean? So I like whatever, I'm just

1043
00:52:29,040 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: saying a lot of stuff. And if I'm in an

1044
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: a line and then I look like little bo peep

1045
00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,600
Speaker 1: like because you know, a tall girl has different things.

1046
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,359
Speaker 1: If I was skinny or get it, I wouldn't even

1047
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: be here right now. I'd be in my Penthouse apartment

1048
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: if I was spin for oh please, I'm telling you,

1049
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 1: I'm like fifty pounds away from being so rich and successful,

1050
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:50,319
Speaker 1: and I something in me refuses to let that happen.

1051
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:56,480
Speaker 1: I'm way about like getting bigger, but like, what what

1052
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: is it about a step? But then I think that

1053
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:01,040
Speaker 1: people who are like that are like not normally either. Well,

1054
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: it's because we'd rather put win. It's because you know what, Michelle,

1055
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 1: we're putting effort into the work. Let me tell my

1056
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: brain is my brain works at every day, memorize things steps,

1057
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 1: the steps. My brain is logging, bitch, my brain is

1058
00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:20,680
Speaker 1: JP emails. Oh you don't even know about those stp emails.

1059
00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: If you want to know about this is like a

1060
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: great plug. Seriously, and you know that I love her.

1061
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 1: It all comes from the place, But just know this

1062
00:53:26,560 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: isn't advanced. They are so chicy with Telegrena Burp dye Um,

1063
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,799
Speaker 1: you need to come to my u C show. I

1064
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: have emails from her. I actually was like trying not

1065
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: to put it out there because I mean, I I've

1066
00:53:38,960 --> 00:53:40,160
Speaker 1: done it a couple of times in the show, but

1067
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: I don't want to like say it like in a

1068
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,400
Speaker 1: public form because there's so chic that I was like,

1069
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 1: she's gonna get mad. I don't know that she is

1070
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 1: good expect che from s GP. I'm on the record

1071
00:53:52,040 --> 00:53:54,720
Speaker 1: of saying that love her to death. But Laura Dern's

1072
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: role in Big Little Lives should have gone to Starry

1073
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,040
Speaker 1: Jessica Parker. I think it would have been way more interesting.

1074
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:01,399
Speaker 1: You know. Can I tell something? I think Reese should

1075
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,320
Speaker 1: have gone to Saracesca. That would have been great. Wow,

1076
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: But I think about it, Okay, not a Re' not

1077
00:54:10,520 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 1: a I don't mind her. I love Laura Dern. That's

1078
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 1: why I'm like, Laura Dern is like my number one.

1079
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:18,440
Speaker 1: So that's why I'm like, I'm not gonna if I

1080
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,200
Speaker 1: have to recast someone, it's not going to be Kravitz.

1081
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:23,800
Speaker 1: It's not gonna be I liked Shelene on it. I

1082
00:54:23,840 --> 00:54:26,200
Speaker 1: thought she was great. I actually thought she was I

1083
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 1: like too on the show. The shade towards shele and

1084
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,000
Speaker 1: not something you've got back and forth. You've gotten so

1085
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,359
Speaker 1: back and forth on this, I haven't. I don't think

1086
00:54:33,360 --> 00:54:36,280
Speaker 1: that Slene Woodley is deserving of any shade for her performance.

1087
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: And Big Little Eyed Io thought she was good. Thought

1088
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: she was naturalistic. It was so natural. My one qualm

1089
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 1: with her was I thought she looked a little too young.

1090
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: I agree, and but however, I mean she did look young.

1091
00:54:47,239 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: She is six years old, so they should have cast

1092
00:54:50,560 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: me in it. I would have been great me she

1093
00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 1: len new House. I can imagine. I rollized. I want

1094
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:02,719
Speaker 1: you running running Reese wanting to be my friend. That's

1095
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:06,239
Speaker 1: the hilarious. That's a hilarious, like mind funk for the day.

1096
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:10,200
Speaker 1: Her Instagram captivates me. Her stories are like so funny.

1097
00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 1: It's like a dressed going to another event. Every Instagram

1098
00:55:14,040 --> 00:55:15,560
Speaker 1: is like out of her purse. Remember when she was

1099
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: like live gramming from her bag. That was my favorite

1100
00:55:17,680 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: story ever, Rebecca, I love you too, Phillips Like, here's

1101
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 1: no busy Philips by Phillips, but we aspire to be busy.

1102
00:55:29,920 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: Have a best friend that takes me to all the Oscars? Michelle,

1103
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:35,080
Speaker 1: are you kiddy? Wouldn't he? I would love the day

1104
00:55:35,080 --> 00:55:37,919
Speaker 1: that I'm invited to the real Oscars. Yes, I will

1105
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:40,200
Speaker 1: bring my best friend. Not you guys know that you would.

1106
00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,080
Speaker 1: For a second, in my mind, I was like, she's

1107
00:55:42,200 --> 00:55:45,160
Speaker 1: gonna say she's gonna bring us. No, I just met

1108
00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:48,960
Speaker 1: you have I ever host the Oscars? You can be

1109
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 1: a yes, can't wait a bit on the ship? What

1110
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,600
Speaker 1: would it be? What are bip? We'd have to present

1111
00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 1: the makeup a warden come up in some goofy makeup.

1112
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:03,320
Speaker 1: You'd be like Stiller came out as recently but that

1113
00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: was funny and recently single. Oh my gosh, they're getting divorced.

1114
00:56:09,239 --> 00:56:14,160
Speaker 1: You didn't know really what I didn't know? Christine Taylor

1115
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:17,080
Speaker 1: from Hey Dude, I Love Christine. I love Christine. Did

1116
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: you guys watch Nickelodeons? Yea, and I just didn't have cable.

1117
00:56:22,239 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 1: I watched fifteen, which is a Canadian show. I watched

1118
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,040
Speaker 1: Hey dude. Oh my god, I'm like the oldest person

1119
00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:28,719
Speaker 1: in this room. And I'm not old. I don't think

1120
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:32,760
Speaker 1: see when I was younger, like the Nickelodeon shows were honestly,

1121
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:34,680
Speaker 1: it was like all that and Liken Keenan and call

1122
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 1: that was like by people. If people are like, oh,

1123
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 1: like why can we hear sirens, It's because I am

1124
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:47,200
Speaker 1: a very hot running jew and then like I need

1125
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,600
Speaker 1: the window open. So that's why I like to get

1126
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,040
Speaker 1: a little Easter egg for the people who listen this long.

1127
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter, it truly does it, truly doesn't wait

1128
00:56:56,920 --> 00:57:03,160
Speaker 1: anything else. Here's the thing. So with Bachelorette. Now there's

1129
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:06,719
Speaker 1: the question of this guy Josiah, who I think is

1130
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:12,680
Speaker 1: way extra, thirsty, extra I can't say anything about him.

1131
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,520
Speaker 1: I just feel bad for him. I know that his

1132
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:18,200
Speaker 1: back story is dark as can be, and there's just

1133
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:21,200
Speaker 1: something about him. I agree with you. I think there

1134
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,560
Speaker 1: might be something else I agree with. I just know.

1135
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:25,880
Speaker 1: I don't. I know nothing, literally, like I don't talk

1136
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:30,200
Speaker 1: to anyone. Everybody hates saying okay now I'm joking, but like, no, um,

1137
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't a guy who has that

1138
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:35,080
Speaker 1: kind of a backstory, I can't say anything bad about

1139
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:40,480
Speaker 1: I don't know sensitive and nice. I really think that

1140
00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:42,920
Speaker 1: about me. But I am established what the guy. This

1141
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 1: guy had. He suffered a loss in his life of

1142
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: a family member. Correct, he cut his brother down from

1143
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 1: a tree. That was are you kidding me? Even saying

1144
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 1: I actually wouldn't say it on Fresh Batch many podcast,

1145
00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,000
Speaker 1: but but on our podcast I will because that's not

1146
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:59,080
Speaker 1: my own. But yeah, his backstory was about as dark.

1147
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: I mean, there was last season and Nick's season. There

1148
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:03,800
Speaker 1: was a girl, Russian girl, Christine a very sweet girl

1149
00:58:04,040 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: whose backstory was that she grew up like starving in

1150
00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:08,440
Speaker 1: Russian and used to eat lipstick. And I was like, well,

1151
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 1: as long as I wasn't attached to a dog, like,

1152
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,760
Speaker 1: I'll want to go. But I just feel, I mean,

1153
00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:16,680
Speaker 1: there's so horrible and gross. Edit that out. I'm serious,

1154
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:21,560
Speaker 1: that was horrible. I don't genuinely do that, but no,

1155
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 1: but I mean that was sad. But this is like

1156
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,040
Speaker 1: two it's it was actually a shocked and put it

1157
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: on the show because it's like a fun show. And

1158
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 1: then to have that, I'm like, if you're exploiting that,

1159
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,240
Speaker 1: I want to just die. So I'm just gonna assume

1160
00:58:32,280 --> 00:58:34,480
Speaker 1: that it's real and it didn't seem it didn't come

1161
00:58:34,480 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: off as exploitative to you. Like him. I don't like

1162
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: him because I think he's e x t R A extra.

1163
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,920
Speaker 1: I think he's just you see him sweating for it.

1164
00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:46,919
Speaker 1: He's just like he's like, I'm getting this, this is mine,

1165
00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: I'm this is this is a percent. Me me me

1166
00:58:49,480 --> 00:58:51,480
Speaker 1: me me, I'm just like it just it feels like

1167
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:53,200
Speaker 1: he was on the very first day, he was one

1168
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: that pulled her over in the corner. But I mean,

1169
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: maybe that's just like sort of maybe I'm not being sensitive,

1170
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: he's that's just how he's programmed given his upbringing. That's

1171
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,919
Speaker 1: what it was very happy to see Lucas gone. Oh god.

1172
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 1: And do you think the blake E and Lucas thing

1173
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: that was staged? Um? No, Um, I'm running late for

1174
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 1: my wine date. Oh my god. No, it's Sunday date. Um,

1175
00:59:17,320 --> 00:59:19,000
Speaker 1: so do I think it was stage? No? You know

1176
00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: it was a weird. Also, as Bryce is his name,

1177
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,640
Speaker 1: they fire are he's still in though. Yeah. The guy,

1178
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 1: he's um, what does he do? He's like a fire firefighter,

1179
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 1: not an e MT right now. No, No, he's a

1180
00:59:30,280 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 1: five recers. They made him dance on the bus. Yeah, um,

1181
00:59:33,040 --> 00:59:34,840
Speaker 1: great body. But there's something off about him too. I

1182
00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 1: don't know what it is. I love firefighters. You don't.

1183
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: When I see a fire, I risk for death. The firefighters,

1184
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't care if I'm sweating. They're wearing

1185
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 1: too much for me. I fire. Can't you get which one?

1186
00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 1: In the west Ville born Brooklyn when I was in

1187
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,800
Speaker 1: just like one quick thing is that there's a fire

1188
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,880
Speaker 1: station to all the ladies and jeez, listening in the

1189
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 1: west Village next to Anderson Cooper's you know what I'm

1190
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:02,720
Speaker 1: talking abou. I think it's on West tenth or something.

1191
01:00:03,320 --> 01:00:07,120
Speaker 1: And their doors always open, and they're always in warmer weather,

1192
01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 1: they're always outside. And I was walking by once with

1193
01:00:09,800 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 1: friends of mine who have a dog, and they were

1194
01:00:11,520 --> 01:00:16,400
Speaker 1: all outsides, so we like walked by and they go, um, oh, hey,

1195
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,520
Speaker 1: because your dog want a little meat treat. And I

1196
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:22,000
Speaker 1: went no, but I ain't want a little I said

1197
01:00:22,080 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: that to that, you know, And then they were like,

1198
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,400
Speaker 1: you know, you know, we call him little meat treat.

1199
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 1: And there was like a hottish short firefighter there. I

1200
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:33,280
Speaker 1: was like, I'm engaged. That's the anyway, right, Just a

1201
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 1: little meat treat always makes little treat. That's it. That's

1202
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:40,240
Speaker 1: my nickname. Treat. We have to do. We have to

1203
01:00:40,240 --> 01:00:42,520
Speaker 1: do one more, one more thing, all right, because I

1204
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,360
Speaker 1: know you're running lift your wine day. But listen, it's

1205
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,080
Speaker 1: not going to come at the expense of my big

1206
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:51,160
Speaker 1: of the big segment to it. This is called sorry

1207
01:00:53,680 --> 01:00:56,320
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. This is um ore. Are

1208
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:58,560
Speaker 1: you know centerpiece that comes at the end of the show.

1209
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,040
Speaker 1: It's it's a one minute screed against anything in culture.

1210
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: You just use the words and no, no, no, no,

1211
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,880
Speaker 1: we'll do it first separately and then and then we'll

1212
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:08,880
Speaker 1: go to you and take you one minute to fucking

1213
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:13,840
Speaker 1: rant about something that's pissing you off in pop culture, like,

1214
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,959
Speaker 1: for example, watch what I do here. This is Matt Rodgers.

1215
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:17,760
Speaker 1: I don't think so many time starts now, I don't

1216
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:20,320
Speaker 1: think so honey, fucking adults that order off the kid's menu.

1217
01:01:20,640 --> 01:01:22,480
Speaker 1: You're in your twenties or in your thirties or in

1218
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 1: your fouries. I don't care how fucking old you are.

1219
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,360
Speaker 1: You're not under twelve. Therefore you shouldn't get a fucking

1220
01:01:27,440 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 1: chicken tender off the meal. And it says it on

1221
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 1: the goddamn thing. You know, I don't really care. I

1222
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 1: don't know if it's a financial thing for you. It's

1223
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,080
Speaker 1: not because everyone that I serve in my restaurant, bitch

1224
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Crab, I deal with you, ow it. Come on, no,

1225
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:46,080
Speaker 1: but I can talk about who. So listen, here's the thing.

1226
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,160
Speaker 1: When I and fucking serving you and you look at

1227
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,439
Speaker 1: me and you say you want chicken tenders, I don't

1228
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:54,480
Speaker 1: take you seriously as a person. So then if I

1229
01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: run into you out on the street, you are gonna

1230
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 1: be to me the chicken tenders girl. To me, it's

1231
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 1: like it's like did your pallette never expand did you

1232
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:06,000
Speaker 1: never grow up? Or are you just cheap? You're just

1233
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 1: ordering because it's six dollars. Because either way, you're really

1234
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: bumming down my guest average and my tip is gonna

1235
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 1: be very low. So when you come to a restaurant,

1236
01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:16,880
Speaker 1: order something age appropriate. I don't think so, honey. And

1237
01:02:16,880 --> 01:02:18,840
Speaker 1: that's why minute fabulous. Okay, so it's just a one

1238
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: minute screed. Let's just move right along. To me, I'm

1239
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: by the way, I'm running. I have so many things

1240
01:02:25,240 --> 01:02:26,640
Speaker 1: there you go, here, we go, here go, okay, so

1241
01:02:27,920 --> 01:02:29,800
Speaker 1: I'd rather go this fast. I don't think so, honey.

1242
01:02:29,840 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: Boone yank starts now. I don't think so honey. A SPC,

1243
01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:34,760
Speaker 1: a canvas arche or whatever the funk you're called. I

1244
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:37,360
Speaker 1: don't know where your job is. You're working a corner. Okay,

1245
01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,520
Speaker 1: not to denigrade you know, sex work, that's lovely, but

1246
01:02:40,560 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 1: you're literally standing on a street trying to wave me

1247
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:46,439
Speaker 1: down while I am clearly glued to my fucking phone.

1248
01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:48,959
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I'm already already got roped.

1249
01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: Into signing up for your thirty dollar a month donation.

1250
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 1: Are you are you fucking kidding me? I don't have

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Speaker 1: that kind of money. I'm still trying to pay off

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Speaker 1: my fucking credit card for a Lano trip that happened

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Speaker 1: two years. I don't think so. I don't think so. Honey,

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Speaker 1: you a SPC A people. I love you to death.

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Speaker 1: You do great work, but you need to cool it

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Speaker 1: with these, with these, with these phone calls, with these mailers.

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Speaker 1: I got a mail or the other day after I

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Speaker 1: explicitly asked to be taken off the mailing list. And

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Speaker 1: I don't think so many SPC A SPC, you need

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Speaker 1: to respect my WIBA. This feels like I'm gonna say

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Speaker 1: a non consensual attack on my on my attention. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's an attack. That is exactly what it is. Don't

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Speaker 1: think so many a SPC or just came verses in

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Speaker 1: general planned parenthood. You're you guys are doing good work.

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Speaker 1: We need you more than ever. But an't think two

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Speaker 1: things you would target at the a SPC A mostly yes.

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Speaker 1: And another thing is I didn't know that our land

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Speaker 1: trip at your while it's so hard, well, I just

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Speaker 1: I just put it on my card and it We've

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Speaker 1: got to be more fruit. Okay. I know, I know

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Speaker 1: you're talking about those people, but it's not just a

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Speaker 1: spc A. It's not just everyone. That was something under

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Speaker 1: under the surface that Bowen was coming. Not like it's

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Speaker 1: not dogs. Literally was like, I sweating, it's it's okay, guys,

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Speaker 1: I don't have okay, but you're gonna do it anyway whatever.

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Speaker 1: By the way, this is rude to not warn me

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Speaker 1: in advance. Okay, this is Michelle Collins. I don't have anything.

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Speaker 1: I have so many things in my Here we go

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Speaker 1: do anything you want. I don't think so, honey, Michelle Collins.

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Speaker 1: Time starts now, Okay, I guess I'm just okay. I

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Speaker 1: don't think so Henry because appropriate. My thing is I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna appropriate. I'm an audience nazi. If you come to

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Speaker 1: see a show, if you're in an audience as you

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Speaker 1: stand up a movie, keep your phones off and also

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Speaker 1: don't twitch. I spent a lot of money ones to

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Speaker 1: see Book of Mormon by myself, and I sent this

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Speaker 1: old grandma who was so nice, and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 1: she's so nice. You're chatting the entire show. She was

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Speaker 1: petting her arm hair. If you think I heard one

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Speaker 1: word a Book of Mormon, I have no idea. What

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Speaker 1: is it about Mormons? I don't know where where were

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Speaker 1: the Africa? I was watching this woman obsessively struck her arm.

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Speaker 1: Then in the intermission I went up to the you know, um,

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Speaker 1: what do you call it? The guy who seats you?

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Speaker 1: What do you know? I went to usher and I

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Speaker 1: was like, uh, yeah, I need a new seat and

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Speaker 1: he was like, oh, you can just stand here with

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Speaker 1: me because I've sold that obviously it said okay. So

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Speaker 1: I was watching the second act more minute. Every two

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Speaker 1: minutes he goes, you like in the show, how's the

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Speaker 1: show going? But I also will call you out if

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Speaker 1: you're instagramming where I'm the one who will long arm

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Speaker 1: might very long go go arms, and I will tap

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Speaker 1: your ass nine rows ahead to say, and that's one minute.

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Speaker 1: Not a good one though, I feel like, no, no,

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Speaker 1: it was really good. But I feel like I also

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Speaker 1: really want to come for enterprise rentals? Who I really

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Speaker 1: are they a sponsor? Hilarious go to hurt So I

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Speaker 1: don't care if jan I'm going to have to have

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Speaker 1: Michelle back and she'll have to come from I loved.

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Speaker 1: You can see Michelle on June four. It's a Wednesday night.

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Speaker 1: It's well, it's today. It's a monthly showy monthly show,

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Speaker 1: Magic Mission XXL and um the Pod. It's my new podcast.

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Speaker 1: Just subscribe. You don't even listen, Like, don't listen if

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Speaker 1: you listen to Missing Richard Simmons. I think, honestly, I

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Speaker 1: like that one. I think it's better. I'm like, why

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Speaker 1: that trended? You know where I am. I mean, let's

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Speaker 1: just you know where you can find spread people subscribe

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Speaker 1: Get the get Her up to five thousand downlards per

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Speaker 1: week at least in the next week. Numbers, it's like

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Speaker 1: Netflix just downloading. You know what, who cares about numbers?

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Speaker 1: You enjoy yourself. That's what life's about. You know. My

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Speaker 1: name is Matt Rogers, my name's Bowen Yang. That's Michelle

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Speaker 1: Collins bye by. This has been a Forever Dog production

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Speaker 1: executive produced by Joe Cilio, Alex Ramsay, and Brett Boum.

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Speaker 1: For more podcasts, please visit Forever Dog Productions dot com.