Speaker 1: The Nick Akleiser Podcast, Nikkleaser, here's Nikki. Hello here, I
Speaker 1: am welcome to the show. It's any Glizer Podcast. I
Speaker 1: hope you're having a great day. Thanks for tuning in.
Speaker 1: I am so excited to do the show because it's
Speaker 1: all my favorite people in one space joined uh through
Speaker 1: the internet with me as Brian Frangie new sidekick. Everyone's
Speaker 1: talking about it. People love him, people are excited.
Speaker 2: It's the greatest.
Speaker 3: Brian.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, yeah, I thought we're gonna go. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: It's just so great to be talked about finally, and
Speaker 4: we talked about I don't care what it's for at
Speaker 4: just as long as I talked about people.
Speaker 1: If someone said that the moment they fell for you,
Speaker 1: it was like, oh it was it was a it
Speaker 1: was a humble moment. I guess the word humility is
Speaker 1: in the word hum I guess they're from the same route.
Speaker 1: But like you were being humble about you said something
Speaker 1: and you go, oh, you were like about you were
Speaker 1: on a rant and then.
Speaker 3: You go and I forgot where this is going.
Speaker 1: You were honest and I think most people would just
Speaker 1: try to like weasel out of it or but you
Speaker 1: just admitted that you lost your train of thought, and
Speaker 1: that was like.
Speaker 2: People like that is a honest person.
Speaker 4: He is.
Speaker 1: I think it's a spectrum issue, but that was That's
Speaker 1: not up to me to decide, but that's I also
Speaker 1: have a spectrum issue with honesty as well of just
Speaker 1: like saying things now, just so you know. That's but
Speaker 1: Brian is here, and Noah is here from Arizona, and
Speaker 1: Anya is here in New York, and then in studio
Speaker 1: you've already heard his voice. He's breaking all the rules.
Speaker 1: It's Chris Convey my Lover.
Speaker 3: He doesn't care for that.
Speaker 1: Well, you sang to me the song Lover on my birthday.
Speaker 1: My birthday's coming up, by the way, so.
Speaker 3: Get ready, I keep aging.
Speaker 5: I know every learned that on piano.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was so cute.
Speaker 5: He just is amazing that his little keyboard.
Speaker 2: Sorry it was little.
Speaker 3: It's not little.
Speaker 5: It's just masculine energy.
Speaker 3: I know here it's coming through. Uh No, he set up.
Speaker 1: He came over and with like a b the big
Speaker 1: a big keyboard. Everything looks big next to him and.
Speaker 3: Little guy. So it was his little keyboard. And then
Speaker 3: he he.
Speaker 6: Took piano lessons and learned Lover oh songs lessons, Chris,
Speaker 6: how many lessons?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, I was taking lessons and then I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: I need to do this really adorable, sweet little thing
Speaker 2: for my light.
Speaker 1: Well he's acutie because even I one time, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: if you don't want me to share that, don't share
Speaker 1: anything anytime.
Speaker 3: Well, this is adorable too.
Speaker 1: And this kind of shows our relationship when we were
Speaker 1: kind of just not solid. Yeah, like we weren't back
Speaker 1: together officially. We were kind of like open with talking
Speaker 1: about like other things, not other things, but past things.
Speaker 3: We always have been kind of but.
Speaker 1: There there was a time where we you and I
Speaker 1: didn't talk at all, Like we weren't dating at all.
Speaker 3: We weren't talking at all.
Speaker 1: And I was trying to like get I because my
Speaker 1: listeners know that I'm totally cool with hearing about past stuff.
Speaker 3: It almost like revs me up, you know.
Speaker 1: And but you were telling me that you took somebody lessons,
Speaker 1: no tango lessons, Yeah, because you were gonna maybe go
Speaker 1: meet this girl that it was like a long distance
Speaker 1: thing and she was into dancing and so he was
Speaker 1: going to show up and like and I.
Speaker 2: Go, oh, were you taking tango lessons?
Speaker 1: So you could do the tangaroo with a little Australian sweetie.
Speaker 3: And I was giving you so much shit, but I
Speaker 3: did think it was so cute.
Speaker 2: That's such a cute thing.
Speaker 3: And then another.
Speaker 2: Cute thing, the tango lessons. No, it was actually salsa lessons,
Speaker 2: okay for that, Yes, what I was gonna do with
Speaker 2: tango lessons was, oh, yeah, I remember that. I was
Speaker 2: gonna for Sara Lena, who I'm sure people have heard
Speaker 2: and is like a really really accomplished like tango dancer
Speaker 2: and instructor and all this stuff, and I was going
Speaker 2: to learn how to do tango, get really good at
Speaker 2: it and then be like, hey, can you just you
Speaker 2: teach me a few moves and and have her teach
Speaker 2: me just a few things and then bust out and
Speaker 2: then just be like awesome at all of them and
Speaker 2: be like, God, you're the best teacher. And then and
Speaker 2: then just that's a.
Speaker 1: Really good idea to do. It's like, so that's so
Speaker 1: much effort for a surprise, which like a funny joke.
Speaker 2: But those two, those two were my best friends, and
Speaker 2: it was like, well this, if this makes them laugh,
Speaker 2: this could go down in friendship history.
Speaker 5: Frankster, I'm learning. You like a good prank, but.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like.
Speaker 4: A positive an elaborate joke, like positive prank. You should
Speaker 4: start a show positive pranks.
Speaker 1: No, I don't like watching prank shows because they're mean
Speaker 1: and they're deceptive and people I don't like. I don't
Speaker 1: like crank anchors. When I did that show, it was
Speaker 1: the It was the most miserable I've ever been. Not
Speaker 1: because that show isn't amazing. It's my dad's favorite show.
Speaker 1: That's why I said yes to doing it. But thank
Speaker 1: god I had. I turned off my brain, I disassociated.
Speaker 1: I literally became a husk of a performer, and then
Speaker 1: I just read the screen in front of me what
Speaker 1: people just wanted me to say, because I can't deceive
Speaker 1: people that way.
Speaker 2: Well do you guys, You guys remember on the show
Speaker 2: where we met Brian, Well, where I met Brian. Yes,
Speaker 2: before that, remember the thing that probably broke.
Speaker 3: You, Oh my god, kinder tap out. Oh it was.
Speaker 1: I'm not in the shame of that sketch that I
Speaker 1: probably lost a couple of years of my life under
Speaker 1: the stress of pranking those guys. So what we did
Speaker 1: was we were trying to see through these guys I
Speaker 1: met on Tinder with hidden cameras set up in an
Speaker 1: apartment that was supposed to be mine.
Speaker 2: So it was Nikki's show called not Safe. It was
Speaker 2: on Comedy Central, and we had this idea that we
Speaker 2: would get a bunch of these guy to go on
Speaker 2: a date. They would pick Nikki up at her quote
Speaker 2: unquote house. We set up a bunch of hidden cameras
Speaker 2: and it was Nicky's. The name of the bit was
Speaker 2: Tinder tap Out, and it was how many things can
Speaker 2: Nicky get these guys to do before They're like all right,
Speaker 2: We're done.
Speaker 3: Yeah before?
Speaker 1: And so it's like change a light bulb. There was
Speaker 1: all this checklists. Change a light bulb, put together a couch.
Speaker 1: I can't have a Kia furniture a table, yeah, like Kia?
Speaker 1: Like table one was bring meat Bachelor. It's pretty much
Speaker 1: every relationship like how much can I get them to
Speaker 1: do for me before I give up the puss? And so,
Speaker 1: first of all, I had to go on dates with
Speaker 1: these guys, which is my is my number one nightmare
Speaker 1: when I'm a single person is meeting up with someone
Speaker 1: I met online.
Speaker 3: And that this is always when I ask people when
Speaker 3: they're dating.
Speaker 1: I go, how awkward is it when you show up
Speaker 1: for the first time and you have to be like, hey,
Speaker 1: like you don't know each other, you've only talked online.
Speaker 1: Like it's humiliating. That alone is humiliated to me when
Speaker 1: it's done sincerely. And so when I had to fake
Speaker 1: it and be like kind of into these guys because
Speaker 1: you also, when you're a woman, you don't know if
Speaker 1: these guys who are coming over to your house and
Speaker 1: they're bringing you food think they're gonna get laid, probably
Speaker 1: they're like fifty to fifty on it, probably more leaning
Speaker 1: towards like I'm.
Speaker 4: Gonna get on like the first moment.
Speaker 3: So I had people.
Speaker 1: In the next room ready to like step in if
Speaker 1: they tried anything, but trying something with me is the
Speaker 1: first attempt of them leaning forward. Is already out of
Speaker 1: my comfort zone. By the time someone came in and
Speaker 1: goes stop to stop, I'm already assaulted in.
Speaker 3: My mind, Like the move.
Speaker 1: If someone would have put their hand on my hip,
Speaker 1: we would have stopped down and said, hey, this is
Speaker 1: a joke, don't touch her. But even that first thing
Speaker 1: to happen for that to then be intercepted or like
Speaker 1: it already would have been a violation.
Speaker 7: It was so you had like five guys, guys that
Speaker 7: I had to do this with, and no, when I
Speaker 7: had to do it all day long, it was so
Speaker 7: stressful because I hate lying to people and I also
Speaker 7: hate making guys waste their time.
Speaker 8: I hate dating, yet I do gang bangs.
Speaker 1: It's all at once. Would have been a different story.
Speaker 1: They all arrived at the same time. We would have
Speaker 1: had something, you know, going, But it was that's so
Speaker 1: funny audio it No, it was and she only knows
Speaker 1: that because she sees my act. This isn't something I'm
Speaker 1: talking about because Chris is.
Speaker 3: Probably like, what and he hasn't seen my gang Yet
Speaker 3: material yet.
Speaker 1: So I have a lot of Gang Bay material, but
Speaker 1: it's not you know, it's not something Chris is seen yet.
Speaker 1: So I don't want you to think I'm just talking
Speaker 1: about gang bang. It's like off stage, it's it's an act.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was just and then well we couldn't.
Speaker 1: The best guy was refusing to give.
Speaker 2: He was the best guy. He was. He was great.
Speaker 2: And I bet I could I bet I could find
Speaker 2: that video.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't think I could even watch it.
Speaker 1: And I remember my grandma died that day too, remember that.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it was a rough day day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was awful.
Speaker 2: It was that's what you get, and that's what you
Speaker 2: get for tricking men.
Speaker 3: My sister called me in the middle of it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: no kidding, Wow, karma.
Speaker 1: My sister called me in the middle of the shoot,
Speaker 1: and I was so wanting to get out of the
Speaker 1: scene that I just took the call and left the
Speaker 1: guy to like installing furniture and went in the bathroom.
Speaker 3: Was like, tell me about Grandma.
Speaker 1: Like I was actually taking calls about Grandma that I
Speaker 1: probably wouldn't have taken because I.
Speaker 3: Just wanted to get out of the fucking scene. Maybe
Speaker 3: I love you. Thank you for saving me that day.
Speaker 9: Did you guys learn anything about like male behavior and
Speaker 9: dating from that? And also my second question is why
Speaker 9: did it not get included in the show?
Speaker 2: What I learned is it like we hated doing it?
Speaker 2: We don't. We don't, we don't have the temperament for it.
Speaker 2: Like it takes king, is not fun. It takes a
Speaker 2: special kind of person to do to do that and
Speaker 2: have no sort of like qualms about it. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: also the guys, like these guys were all sweet, yeah,
Speaker 2: and like they were kind and probably looking for girl.
Speaker 1: They were probably Brian frangies back in the day, like
Speaker 1: looking for a friend, looking for a partner. And then
Speaker 1: we we paid them back for the food they bought.
Speaker 1: We you know, offered to pay them for the.
Speaker 2: We paid them. Yeah, they got stuff out of it.
Speaker 8: But you know, it's like it's just it just wasn't
Speaker 8: It's not fun wasting someone's time, but it was nice
Speaker 8: that like they were I was.
Speaker 1: Going to fucking blow them. It's like, what a disappointment
Speaker 1: to think that you're going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a huge letdown. Like if you'd match with
Speaker 4: somebody even on Tinder and you're so excited, imagine if
Speaker 4: you're just like, oh my god, do.
Speaker 3: An actual date Brian?
Speaker 1: How many times as someone who we used to call
Speaker 1: bumble Brian because you were so much on the apps
Speaker 1: and you went on You said in one year, you
Speaker 1: went on like two hundred dates, like it was something insane,
Speaker 1: like every.
Speaker 4: Other day, fifty different women, multiple dates a week, sometimes
Speaker 4: multiple dates a night in my search for the one, and.
Speaker 2: You found the one.
Speaker 1: But before you found the one, I want to say, like,
Speaker 1: and I read this a lot on the dating advice upreddit,
Speaker 1: because it's just a fascinating subreddit where people are just
Speaker 1: sharing how hard it is out there. And I did
Speaker 1: this a lot on dating apps. When I was on there,
Speaker 1: I would get matched with someone and that would be
Speaker 1: enough for me. I don't want to meet them. It's
Speaker 1: the dopamine head of like I could if I wanted to,
Speaker 1: but I'm too scared to meet this person in person.
Speaker 1: I'm not really interested in getting to know this person,
Speaker 1: but I could if I wanted to. And then and
Speaker 1: I hear this happens a lot to guys and girls.
Speaker 1: You have a conversation and you never meet up and
Speaker 1: the person kind of goes out. How often is that
Speaker 1: happening with matches on there?
Speaker 2: Every week?
Speaker 4: It happens so often, and every single it didn't matter
Speaker 4: how many times it happened. Every single time it happened,
Speaker 4: it destroyed me. I was always so yeah.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if you ended up on a prank show.
Speaker 4: Somebody matched with me, I could go on a date,
Speaker 4: and then it's a fucking prank show.
Speaker 1: You know what I learned through all of this, which
Speaker 1: you have to learn these lessons, is like, trust your
Speaker 1: gut and my gut was screaming, I don't like pranks.
Speaker 2: I don't like this.
Speaker 1: Even when I did Crank Anckers, I turned it down
Speaker 1: for the second time they asked me because I was like,
Speaker 1: it wasn't enjoyable my dad. I didn't get anything from
Speaker 1: it in terms of my dad got it one like,
Speaker 1: got to see me on Crankyaker's his favorite show.
Speaker 3: Done, I don't need to do it again.
Speaker 2: That is your dad's favorite show.
Speaker 3: One of his face.
Speaker 2: He just loves Frank. Okay, he loves Prank.
Speaker 3: Imagine, and it is a funny show.
Speaker 4: Imagine you go on a date and you show up
Speaker 4: and then Chris is there and he just starts tangoing
Speaker 4: really skillfully and he's.
Speaker 2: Like, gotcha positive Franks. With Chris and Frank, we wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Have been able to do it to women. It would
Speaker 1: have been too mean. And that's the double standard. I mean,
Speaker 1: the premise doesn't work with women because women aren't desperate
Speaker 1: to get fucked right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't think it was I
Speaker 2: don't think it was that deep of a thing that.
Speaker 4: We were doing.
Speaker 3: I know, but I don't think it would women.
Speaker 1: We wouldn't have well, actually, women are desperate to get married, though,
Speaker 1: so that we would have changed the dynamics of it
Speaker 1: to seem like this is a promising this guy will
Speaker 1: give you a relationship as.
Speaker 9: Oppose, so Chris thinks of that woman who was curious
Speaker 9: about whether it's okay to bake because she really likes baking.
Speaker 5: Bake hit this guy's favorite dessert, honestide.
Speaker 1: Okay, So yesterday I was reading from a Reddit thread
Speaker 1: and she was in dating advice, and this girl was asking,
Speaker 1: we went on a first date with this guy. I
Speaker 1: really like it and we got along so well, and
Speaker 1: he mentioned his favorite dessert and I really want to
Speaker 1: bake it for him for the second date and bring it.
Speaker 3: How would you feel about that?
Speaker 2: It all depends on how that first date went. If
Speaker 2: it was like some sort of a magical thing and
Speaker 2: that girl seemed totally cool and normal and then she
Speaker 2: did that, you'd be like, oh, that's cool. But if
Speaker 2: she seemed a little goofy, you might think this is weird.
Speaker 2: It would all depend on how that actual first date his.
Speaker 2: Because it sounds like a cool, sounds like a thoughtful
Speaker 2: I like it because I feel like it's thoughtful. So
Speaker 2: to me, it's like this seems thoughtful.
Speaker 1: But if she was, can I just say, though you
Speaker 1: watch Love Is Blind, Remember when Zach is deciding between
Speaker 1: Irene and the Russian sleep Yes, and then Russian having
Speaker 1: nothing to do with why she's sleepy or sneaky, but
Speaker 1: it's just another factor of her not racist or whatever
Speaker 1: that would be.
Speaker 2: And then, uh, I think we could openly criticize Russians
Speaker 2: right now, can't.
Speaker 5: We not know?
Speaker 3: There's one on the podcast?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but saying that they're all sneaky, Like I don't
Speaker 1: want to infer that Russians are all.
Speaker 2: Sneaky, right, I mean it's the same, it's the same
Speaker 2: sort of thing as like like Americans, when you know
Speaker 2: something bad is happening in the world, it's like it's
Speaker 2: not all of our fault. We didn't want that to happen.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a good point, so the Russian sleepy snake
Speaker 1: and then uh bliss Remember when she bakes him the
Speaker 1: cake for his birthday?
Speaker 2: Good move? Yes? Really to me, it was. But I
Speaker 2: thought it was insane of him. I thought he was
Speaker 2: insane for picking that one. Irena.
Speaker 3: Why he did I.
Speaker 1: Don't I don't think I think it's why he didn't
Speaker 1: Bliss was too easy. She wasn't gonna She wasn't a
Speaker 1: challenge people don't want. She wasn't a challenge. The other
Speaker 1: Bliss was ready to give him everything, save the cake
Speaker 1: for your cake is your pussy, save it, save it
Speaker 1: for marriage.
Speaker 2: It depends on him, like if he was a reasonable
Speaker 2: Like everybody knew that Bliss was the right person, Like
Speaker 2: there was so obvious that Bliss was.
Speaker 8: Like she was a right person better than Irena though
Speaker 8: well yeah, I mean, but between those two, you're like, oh,
Speaker 8: he isn't mature enough to see that.
Speaker 2: He isn't.
Speaker 4: Like, he wasn't ready for it. He wasn't ready to
Speaker 4: have a mature, loving relationship. He was not ready to
Speaker 4: accept love. And so he let that snake slither into
Speaker 4: his life and manipulate it.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 4: And she was never in it for love. You could
Speaker 4: tell from the she.
Speaker 3: Wanted a hot guy and she was so sad.
Speaker 2: She wanted a best friend that she could worship. I
Speaker 2: think I think she just wanted to win. She wanted
Speaker 2: She probably wouldn't have even been in.
Speaker 4: The Mexico trip, or further, if she wasn't in direct
Speaker 4: competition with another woman, because she wouldn't have tried hard
Speaker 4: enough to get it.
Speaker 2: I think you're at the competition aspect of all of
Speaker 2: these things really makes people do it, Yes, like irrational things, Anya,
Speaker 2: what did you think of that? Did you think the
Speaker 2: the well?
Speaker 9: I watched the reunion, Chris so I and I'm ration
Speaker 9: so I really feel like I know Arena a little
Speaker 9: better than you guys might know.
Speaker 5: I've they've they' breaked.
Speaker 9: Her over the coals over that reunion. It was like,
Speaker 9: you're a bad person, and we all wish the best
Speaker 9: for you, and we hope you grow.
Speaker 5: We all think.
Speaker 3: You're a terrible Pais.
Speaker 1: We got to get into the reunion because it was,
Speaker 1: you know, famously delayed because Netflix was having issues, and
Speaker 1: so it did air eventually and people could watch it
Speaker 1: like three in the morning or whatever. But Anya watched it.
Speaker 1: I did not care. I don't care about what happened.
Speaker 1: I just want to hear the highlights. So we're going
Speaker 1: to get to that after the break because Anya watched it,
Speaker 1: and she's gonna give us highlights and we're going to
Speaker 1: comment on what we thought because we all have watched it, right, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: So let's do it.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll talk about Love.
Speaker 3: Is Blind and the reunion right after this.
Speaker 1: All right, we're back, Anya tell us the big takeaways
Speaker 1: from the Love is Blind reunion, because I have to say,
Speaker 1: if these shows do not give it to me straight
Speaker 1: up and they give me a week to forget about
Speaker 1: the characters, I don't care. I don't care about getting
Speaker 1: back in the Netflix. Give us a dump of Love
Speaker 1: is Blind, do not separate it by a week. I
Speaker 1: have to think their analytics support what I'm saying, and
Speaker 1: that they lose people every week.
Speaker 4: Imagine how many people they lost from the delay on
Speaker 4: the on the reunion, waiting three hours.
Speaker 1: I bet those people. I bet everyone that waited did
Speaker 1: watch it. Though I did not wait. I would never
Speaker 1: have just been waiting around for that stupid reunion.
Speaker 4: Well I did it.
Speaker 3: Gives a fly.
Speaker 4: I sat there at five pm like a dutiful fan,
Speaker 4: and I waited and waited, and I kept refreshing. I
Speaker 4: was a beautiful fan. And I even brought my headphones
Speaker 4: with me to go shoot hoops at the park, and
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm gonna in case it came on.
Speaker 4: In the case it came on, I kept refreshing, And
Speaker 4: the more times I refreshed, the angry or and angrier
Speaker 4: I got until it got to the point where the
Speaker 4: most frustrating thing was there are people on Twitter who
Speaker 4: are saying it's working for me now, and I'm refreshing,
Speaker 4: and it's not working for me. It's now all these
Speaker 4: people are getting the dirt and I'm sitting there in
Speaker 4: my best did.
Speaker 2: You want to see so badly clean?
Speaker 3: Talk about what you were dying.
Speaker 1: To see out of that reunion, because I you know
Speaker 1: it's later on. I just want to see if kwame
Speaker 1: and Chelsea are still together, because I thought that.
Speaker 3: Was going to implode immediately.
Speaker 1: And what we do know from our own personal interactions
Speaker 1: with Tim convey Chris's brother who is in Ludo, which
Speaker 1: is the band that Zach covered in that song. I
Speaker 1: know based on when that was brought to Tim. This
Speaker 1: was shot over a year ago. So these couples got
Speaker 1: married over a year ago. Are they still together? That's
Speaker 1: what I want to know about Kwamee and Chelsea the
Speaker 1: rest they all lasted. We know. I was blown away
Speaker 1: that Mike and Paul did not say yes both of them.
Speaker 2: Did they get back together? Is that a bomb that
Speaker 2: we're willing to drive a damn.
Speaker 9: Date after they broke up, so he said no to
Speaker 9: her at the altar. I thought her moved what the
Speaker 9: altar was genius to be like, I think you go first. Yeah,
Speaker 9: uh he was. I kind of loved Vanessa Lache's ants.
Speaker 9: She did not let him get away with something. He
Speaker 9: he was like passive aggressively shaming Micah and saying like,
Speaker 9: you know, I just didn't feel there were certain things
Speaker 9: in line, and Vanessa's like, you said she wasn't nurturing
Speaker 9: enough and wouldn't be a good mother.
Speaker 3: So we address that.
Speaker 5: And he was like, you know, I don't really, I
Speaker 5: just didn't think of it. It was just a thing.
Speaker 9: She's like, what quality did you need to see? And
Speaker 9: he's like, because it being Yeah, Michaeh was an only
Speaker 9: child and almost she and her mom almost died during childbirth,
Speaker 9: which she's like, you didn't see this on the show,
Speaker 9: but that's one of the most important things to me
Speaker 9: is to have a kid.
Speaker 5: And we talked about that extensively. So that hurt to.
Speaker 4: Hear that he's been I mean, that is a demonic
Speaker 4: thing to say to somebody. It's like he's like.
Speaker 3: He spent why do I disagree?
Speaker 4: He spent six weeks figuring out what would hurt her
Speaker 4: the most, and then he said it in the right
Speaker 4: after dumping her on the all. That's the first thing
Speaker 4: he said was she wouldn't be a good mother.
Speaker 3: Thing ca okay, he.
Speaker 9: Was Vanessa's like, your mom and Micah were kind of
Speaker 9: like doppelgangers, and he goes, well, they might have looked
Speaker 9: alike physically, but there are a lot of differences between
Speaker 9: them emotionally.
Speaker 5: And it was like a dig, like, my mom is
Speaker 5: a good mom and she wouldn't be.
Speaker 3: No, I don't hear that. I just hear Micah's not.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe Paul is get this is you can villainize
Speaker 1: Paul you want for what he's saying. He's not giving
Speaker 1: you specifics because that would be meaner. So what we're
Speaker 1: what we're injecting in there is a bunch of stuff
Speaker 1: that he didn't even say because he's trying to be nice.
Speaker 1: He's trying to give an answer for why he said.
Speaker 1: We need to hear why he didn't she.
Speaker 9: Wasn't torturing and it's okay, so quality that emanates from
Speaker 9: someone I can't explain it.
Speaker 3: What would you get them to say? Do you want
Speaker 3: him to lie? What do you want him to say?
Speaker 3: Aside from what he.
Speaker 4: Felt, It's like he stumbled upon I don't think he
Speaker 4: maybe was malicious, but it's like he stumbled upon the
Speaker 4: meanest possible thing. He could say.
Speaker 9: I think what you want her to lie? And she's
Speaker 9: not like his mother and he wants a mommy. And
Speaker 9: he's too scared to say. She wouldn't make me lunch,
Speaker 9: she didn't ever cook for me, she didn't do my laundry.
Speaker 9: But he doesn't want to say that because it'll sound
Speaker 9: anti feminist or something, so he's like, it's just a vibe.
Speaker 5: I can't.
Speaker 4: They should have never been together. He should have Micah
Speaker 4: should have been with Kwame the whole time. I mean
Speaker 4: the way they.
Speaker 1: Swami as soon as Kwame and Chelsea get married, and
Speaker 1: then Chris and I are watching it, Kwame and Chelsea
Speaker 1: say yes, and then after that it's Mike and Paul
Speaker 1: and I go there's no way that Kwame is hearing
Speaker 1: the news of their breakup and going like, hey.
Speaker 3: Uh, can I can we go back to my wedding?
Speaker 3: And like, can I change my answer?
Speaker 1: Because he was in love with Micah, the way his
Speaker 1: face would light up as soon as she would walk
Speaker 1: in the room, the way he would put his hand
Speaker 1: on his chin and just have this little boyish grin
Speaker 1: when he looked at her.
Speaker 3: Was so her.
Speaker 1: If I were Chelsea watching that footage back, I mean
Speaker 1: she saw it all happen because they did it right
Speaker 1: in front of her, like a piece of scum.
Speaker 2: But then upon.
Speaker 1: Watching it again, I don't know how that couple is
Speaker 1: still standing after watching their little pool side chat where
Speaker 1: she kept like touching.
Speaker 3: His face disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not I don't have any stake in this,
Speaker 1: but I don't. I don't fault Paul for thinking she
Speaker 1: wouldn't be a good mother. I don't and like and
Speaker 1: having that be a reason because if if let's say
Speaker 1: the opposite, let's say that we let's say Paul was
Speaker 1: just like I don't know, I just wasn't feeling it whatever,
Speaker 1: gave some bullshit answer. You'd be mad at him about
Speaker 1: that too, Paul, Why why did this happen? Like he
Speaker 1: was goaded for specifics he gave them. You don't know
Speaker 1: what the producers are doing on the other side of this.
Speaker 1: They're trying, They're make these people tired. They get them
Speaker 1: to say things and then you villainize them for telling
Speaker 1: the truth.
Speaker 3: I just don't.
Speaker 9: I Think's point, which was like, I never heard about
Speaker 9: this at all until I watched the show, So I
Speaker 9: never was starting dating this person for a very long time,
Speaker 9: even after we broke up we got back together, never
Speaker 9: heard that he was concerned about something that was as streadful.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like, at least give me a heads up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at least tell me I'm gonna be a bad
Speaker 1: mom like a couple.
Speaker 3: Before we get.
Speaker 4: To I just like, I like villainizing the characters on
Speaker 4: the reality show. That's like my number one thing is
Speaker 4: to hate on them after it's over.
Speaker 1: No, but I just think that they're all they this
Speaker 1: leads to them like wanting to kill themselves, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's just it's not good to pile on because I
Speaker 1: think it's we're all hypocrites. I think we all operate
Speaker 1: the same way, and we would under the same circumstances,
Speaker 1: Yet we sit on our little couches or golden thrones
Speaker 1: and say, I mean my.
Speaker 3: Couch is a golden throne.
Speaker 1: Yeah, way, but we all I just think that people
Speaker 1: need to chill out with their judgment and I'm doing
Speaker 1: the same thing with I'm not judging Micah.
Speaker 3: I'm saying I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't care whether she's a good mom or not.
Speaker 1: But Paul was just telling the truth and that's what
Speaker 1: we wanted from him, And now we're mad at him,
Speaker 1: and now we're saying, I am I would never think
Speaker 1: that thing about my partner. Yes you would, Yes you have.
Speaker 1: And definitely on a reality show where you're sleep deprived
Speaker 1: and you're being manipulated constantly, you would do the same thing.
Speaker 3: So I think we just.
Speaker 1: Need to look at all of this through that scope.
Speaker 1: But I have not seen the reunion, so maybe this
Speaker 1: would change my I.
Speaker 9: Just think it's particularly painful for women because that's like
Speaker 9: one of our.
Speaker 5: Not every woman wants to be a mom.
Speaker 9: But that just hits so deep, like and gonna know,
Speaker 9: but like a man who doesn't even experience motherhood, like
Speaker 9: he is not a mother and is never going to
Speaker 9: be a mother.
Speaker 5: But he's gonna tell me.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but Chris, haven't you dated women that you
Speaker 1: go she would be a bad mom if she's.
Speaker 2: Would look at like if you had a kid, I
Speaker 2: would be like, Nikki is going to be a mom?
Speaker 1: No, there there are people that I've dated guys where
Speaker 1: I go.
Speaker 3: He's not he shouldn't be a dad.
Speaker 1: Like it's just a thing, and it doesn't mean you're
Speaker 1: I guess it that like.
Speaker 3: That I almost died and so that's my thing.
Speaker 2: Like I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter if it's your thing or not, or
Speaker 1: if it hurts a lot. It's honest and it's true.
Speaker 1: And Paul is a little spectromy as well.
Speaker 6: I'm some evidence, like give one example, like all you
Speaker 6: do is get wasted with your.
Speaker 5: Friends and do crack like that, give an example.
Speaker 2: I think that's the thing that Paul had a problem with,
Speaker 2: and maybe he didn't want to say it was like
Speaker 2: when he could call her or when she's or with
Speaker 2: her friends, like they seemed great together, but that was
Speaker 2: pretty unbecoming when they would go out and she would
Speaker 2: get hammered like she was in college. Yes, and for
Speaker 2: a guy like Paul, like a man of science, it's
Speaker 2: like she's not metabolizing alcohol fast enough. Yes, but he
Speaker 2: that might not be his favorite thing, whereas another guy
Speaker 2: would be like this is my perfect girl, like girl,
Speaker 2: let's go out and park.
Speaker 1: I want to be clear, I am sad that she
Speaker 1: almost died during childbirth than her mom.
Speaker 3: I'm not making fun of that.
Speaker 1: We all have something in our past that we could go,
Speaker 1: but that's extra hurtful because of this thing that you
Speaker 1: didn't like. I don't really give a lot of leeway
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 5: I wanted to be a mom.
Speaker 4: When Paul said that now she will.
Speaker 3: Be with him, good, good for her.
Speaker 4: She got out of it. When Paul said that about her,
Speaker 4: he also threw up the shocker symbol with his hands.
Speaker 4: I think that was totally unnecessary.
Speaker 3: I mean, her drinking was the issue.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 9: I had someone I dated once tell me like I
Speaker 9: wasn't ambitious enough, and I was like, by whose standards? This?
Speaker 5: This guy was like a workaholic and and I was.
Speaker 3: Like, I am he actually say those words to you.
Speaker 5: He was like, I'm not excited about things. What are
Speaker 5: you working on? Why are you not working on anything?
Speaker 9: And I was like, I just finished a web series,
Speaker 9: an album, I'm working on it, Like what do you want?
Speaker 9: And then I was just like I don't like this
Speaker 9: kind of person. I don't want to date someone that's
Speaker 9: judging me quietly or loudly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't want to stay with him.
Speaker 9: It's like I'm not up to your standards, your standards
Speaker 9: of what a good worker is or like a productive
Speaker 9: What did I miss that?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 3: I said you didn't want to stay with him? You know? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I got it.
Speaker 4: That was good.
Speaker 6: Okay, Okay, So I think it's just sort of like,
Speaker 6: who are you? Like she doesn't meet your standards of
Speaker 6: what a good mom is, but like you have some
Speaker 6: weird standard that you won't even elucidate for us.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I used a good word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is a good word, and definitely Paul knows
Speaker 3: that word. I get it.
Speaker 1: Like, yes, I guess I just really didn't like Mike
Speaker 1: a stinky friend who I bet smells.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah like that. I did not like that girl. And
Speaker 2: I know it's less interesting to talk about things. No,
Speaker 2: I said.
Speaker 1: Exactly like he had bad breath. I can say that
Speaker 1: that girl looks like she stings. Her attitude stinks. She's
Speaker 1: a stick in the mudge. She looks like she's and
Speaker 1: I stink. Sometimes, no judgments. I wouldn't want to. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want her borrowing my sweatshirt.
Speaker 2: I couldn't. I thought that friend was like the worst.
Speaker 2: She's the worst person I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: She's beautiful, I would want to borrow her sweatshirts, but.
Speaker 2: I would need to want.
Speaker 9: I don't.
Speaker 2: And I'm a stinky person too.
Speaker 1: Don't come at me and don't send this to her, Please, God,
Speaker 1: don't send this to her and be of control.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying she's she was not nice.
Speaker 4: She smells like shit, and there's nothing she could do ship.
Speaker 1: She just smells like she doesn't There's just and I'm
Speaker 1: projecting I can be a stinky person too, Brian.
Speaker 2: Do you know who the football coach Tony Dungee is?
Speaker 4: Of course I do. He was the Cults football coach
Speaker 4: by number one favorite team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I have I have a friend who says
Speaker 2: that Tony Dungee looks like he's deaf.
Speaker 1: Wait, can you hold a picture, Noah, of Tony Dungee.
Speaker 4: Because we get he has a soft spoken, kind man
Speaker 4: and he brought the cold to the championship and wanted
Speaker 4: super Yeah, good for Tony.
Speaker 2: What do we think about this? Was the friend at
Speaker 2: the reunion?
Speaker 5: No, but they talked about her and they were like,
Speaker 5: what are your thoughts?
Speaker 4: And she's a fan favorite, isn't she? People are there's
Speaker 4: memes She's got me.
Speaker 1: They don't actually like her. No one actually wants her
Speaker 1: in their life. They don't like she's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I love New York.
Speaker 2: There is he does? That's not exactly Kingsley. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I know. It's more fun to hate on things, and
Speaker 2: I couldn't agree with it more. But I want to talk.
Speaker 2: I think his name is Brent. Is that his name
Speaker 2: Brett Brett? Brett Brett? That that Brett, like restored my
Speaker 2: faith in humanity and people. Tiffany was cool. She was
Speaker 2: a confident woman and didn't let a lot of things
Speaker 2: bother her.
Speaker 8: Sleepy sleepy, but like she she was really.
Speaker 2: Cool and confident in she was. He was like a
Speaker 2: rock solid man.
Speaker 1: And you know what, because they're thirty six and thirty seven,
Speaker 1: that's why can't netflix. Well, first of all, they weren't interesting.
Speaker 2: No, it was boring, So maybe they're doing it when Claire.
Speaker 1: When Claire Crawley, who was thirty nine and was a bachelorette,
Speaker 1: I think or maybe she was like thirty six or
Speaker 1: thirty seven, Chris was a bit I'm interested. They made
Speaker 1: her the oldest bachelorette. The season only lasted half the
Speaker 1: season because the guy got out of the card and
Speaker 1: she goes, that's my husband, and they're all just like,
Speaker 1: tone it down, lady, And she just knew because I'm
Speaker 1: lost of all.
Speaker 2: We all know.
Speaker 1: Based on personal relationships with people who have been on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor and Bachelorette, they know right away who they're
Speaker 1: gonna choose. They pretty much the first night they know
Speaker 1: it's down to like two guys or two girls. They
Speaker 1: know they have to pretend like it's oh no, for
Speaker 1: literally the entire season.
Speaker 2: I felt the same way.
Speaker 3: When Claire Claire Crawley.
Speaker 2: Got out of the limo, I was like, that's the one.
Speaker 2: Just really liked.
Speaker 3: Her, And I think she has this thing.
Speaker 9: My friend Nicole and and Diego has it, and only
Speaker 9: a couple of people I've ever met, but you know
Speaker 9: who else has it?
Speaker 5: Ali Wong on Beef. They have this thing.
Speaker 9: They have curved teeth and their teeth look shiny all
Speaker 9: the time, and it looks like some of them took
Speaker 9: vasoline and put them over their beautiful curved teeth.
Speaker 5: And she has lip gloss.
Speaker 1: She does have oh, lip gloss constantly, but you know
Speaker 1: this is the clear things Like she's just like constantly
Speaker 1: like tilting her head.
Speaker 3: I mean like like constantly do you like me more?
Speaker 2: When I go like, whoa, what's going? Wow?
Speaker 10: Like she.
Speaker 1: Was constantly just she's exuding sex.
Speaker 3: Chris, would you agree?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: And we were.
Speaker 1: Talking about there are some women, there are some women
Speaker 1: that just have the I was even saying Micah, what
Speaker 1: is it about Micah that is so magnetic? On this
Speaker 1: show where we have Kwame and Paul tripping over themselves
Speaker 1: to propose to her through a wall, I'll tell you.
Speaker 1: But then she's fucking hot too, and when they saw her,
Speaker 1: they go.
Speaker 9: It's the headline of Kwame and Chelsea's story, which is
Speaker 9: brand new fake eyelashes. What do you mean Chelsea has
Speaker 9: new eyelash? Miss and I think fake eyelashes. If you're
Speaker 9: in any doubt about if you want to look hotter,
Speaker 9: let's talk. Let's for your for your wife's wedding, spray
Speaker 9: tan eyelashes. Those are the two things that are gonna
Speaker 9: up your hotness into two separate things. No, you don't
Speaker 9: spray tan your eyelash. Just yes, get some really tan eyelashes. Yeah,
Speaker 9: spray tann and eyelashes.
Speaker 1: Are always gonna like I would say before a face
Speaker 1: of makeup, I would get a spray tan is gonna
Speaker 1: make your face look better anyway without makeup, and then
Speaker 1: eyelashes they're essential elements.
Speaker 3: Because so Chelsea, did she look so much hotter?
Speaker 9: I have to say, personally I preferred the before, even
Speaker 9: though watching the entire season, I was thinking, could someone
Speaker 9: slap some mascara on those things at least or a
Speaker 9: little top eyeliner MICA's. I have to say, I don't like.
Speaker 9: I don't like fake eyelashes. That are the ones that
Speaker 9: you used to get Aya.
Speaker 1: I'm not judging you the ones, but the ones like
Speaker 1: their extensions, Yes, don't look good.
Speaker 3: They look like they look fake, and they look too much.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I'm talking about, Chris?
Speaker 2: Like, no, I'm kind of the the perfect candidate for
Speaker 2: observing plastic surgery and like makeup and eyelashes, Like whatever
Speaker 2: tricks that are being pulled work on me because I'm
Speaker 2: not looking at a specific thing. I'm looking at a
Speaker 2: whole picture, right, And so those things I.
Speaker 1: Look at her eyelashes, they are too over the top.
Speaker 1: They like like some people have made fun of women
Speaker 1: with these kind of fake eyelashes and put credit cards
Speaker 1: on their eyes and it just looks like straight up
Speaker 1: just a flat surface of black, and that's what it
Speaker 1: looked like Micah's to me were because they'll have no
Speaker 1: makeup on, and then these it just doesn't.
Speaker 4: Look those dolls that goes to sleep.
Speaker 1: Yes, sometimes when Chris doesn't see him, I'm like.
Speaker 3: You can't see how fake that shit is.
Speaker 2: When you pointed out I can, but I think it's
Speaker 2: so ubiquitous at this point, all of these things, all
Speaker 2: the plustic surgery, all this stuff is so ubiquitous that
Speaker 2: it's like some of it just looks like, what what's happening?
Speaker 2: And so you're not like, oh, this is wildly different
Speaker 2: than what a normal human being looks like.
Speaker 1: So was Micah just made out to be the like
Speaker 1: like poor?
Speaker 3: Was everyone just so poor Micah?
Speaker 1: Or was she a little bit millainized for her bullying styles?
Speaker 1: I guess with Irena she I think she escaped just fine.
Speaker 9: She has a new Taylor Swift, dirty blonde hue of hair.
Speaker 9: She looked beautiful and tan and sad and stoic and
Speaker 9: handled everything kind of well. But she looked very heartbroken
Speaker 9: still over Paul and kind of.
Speaker 3: But she got to me just like a little bit
Speaker 3: for us.
Speaker 9: There was some rumor that she had told uh Irina
Speaker 9: maybe that like, I'm never gonna marry this guy, like
Speaker 9: they were saying, I think Zach is that the guy
Speaker 9: with bliss. Yeah, Zach was like fuming in the corner,
Speaker 9: and I was like, I just have to say, Micah has
Speaker 9: been throwing Paul under the bus this whole time and
Speaker 9: never intended to get married, and I can't believe she's
Speaker 9: acting like this. But there was just nothing that interesting
Speaker 9: about the reunion, to be honest, I mean light swear.
Speaker 3: Well, what about Mmy? Was he like kind of horny
Speaker 3: for Mike?
Speaker 5: Could you tell?
Speaker 4: He was?
Speaker 3: Are they good? Are they good?
Speaker 5: They seem great?
Speaker 9: They were intertwined very closely, and he was like what
Speaker 9: you saw on the show was edited so much, and
Speaker 9: you know, I could see why people would think I
Speaker 9: was so inappropriate. He apologized a lot to Chelsea's family.
Speaker 9: To Chelsea, Oh that's good.
Speaker 2: I really Lovemmy.
Speaker 1: I liked him from the get yeah. And then when
Speaker 1: he did that stuff by the pool, I was just
Speaker 1: screaming at.
Speaker 2: The tell disappointing, But he won me back because when
Speaker 2: he and Chelsea were good, you were like, this is
Speaker 2: this feels good?
Speaker 3: Yes? Except that, oh man, haven't we all been?
Speaker 1: I think I've talked about it before when they are
Speaker 1: doing that photo shoot or they're like doing.
Speaker 3: Like a try on.
Speaker 1: Remember she was like trying and they both were like
Speaker 1: recovering from a fight that morning, but she was acting
Speaker 1: like everything was fine and still being like cute and flirting,
Speaker 1: being like I'm making so much.
Speaker 3: Fun, and you could tell they weren't having any fun.
Speaker 2: She kept talking about how much fun.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think I've done that with you
Speaker 1: before when we've like not been. We were at a
Speaker 1: fun thing, but we're both still reeling from like an
Speaker 1: argument we got in, and we try to like fake fun.
Speaker 2: This is fun where where they're like, this is so
Speaker 2: much fun being with you talking about it. So they're
Speaker 2: just like, god, I love this is fun.
Speaker 9: Fun on them, We're like, we loved that photo shoot.
Speaker 9: I know you guys were making fun of us, But
Speaker 9: Chelsea's like doing a photo shoot with Calvin Klein underw
Speaker 9: it is my lifelong dream.
Speaker 5: I guess why she's loved Calvin.
Speaker 3: I think I wanted to get banged in public. That's
Speaker 3: she kept saying.
Speaker 2: Real talk.
Speaker 1: She kept saying, this is her dream to do this
Speaker 1: boudoir photoshoot.
Speaker 3: Let me interpret that for you.
Speaker 1: No one's dream is to do but that means she
Speaker 1: her dream is to pose nude, and if she wants,
Speaker 1: if her dream is to pose like nude with another
Speaker 1: guy in underwear, she wants. She's a voyeuristic person. Guaranteed
Speaker 1: they are at hotels opening the windows and banging in
Speaker 1: front of the window hoping people see. Guarantee, I would
Speaker 1: bet my life on it that these two are voyeurs.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure and pretty uncomfortable with, you know, like exhbstion, yes,
Speaker 2: all the like talking about private things in public. But
Speaker 2: I thought her openness about all of that stuff, even
Speaker 2: though it was goofy and weird that you wanted that
Speaker 2: photo shoot, I thought it was refreshing. How like very
Speaker 2: on the start, I would think you would appreciate her
Speaker 2: because you're you're like that as well. It is strange
Speaker 2: to want to do the photo shoot. But I loved it,
Speaker 2: even though I thought it was the most uncomfortable thing
Speaker 2: I could imagine for myself, and watching it, the fact
Speaker 2: that Kwame embraced it, yeah, I c it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: these people do have a chance, like they are on
Speaker 2: the same page. Yeah, And even though I thought it
Speaker 2: was VIP bizarre and weird, and they they were both
Speaker 2: into it. Isn't it weird that they were both that
Speaker 2: comfortable doing that photoshop?
Speaker 4: I mean, watching it, the only thing I could really
Speaker 4: think of was that she'd be a good mother, you know,
Speaker 4: I did you.
Speaker 2: See did you think that? Because you could see her
Speaker 2: full of oh, I can now see her as a mother.
Speaker 2: I could see a baby coming out of there.
Speaker 9: Tiny fit Fitch people. I don't understand how these people
Speaker 9: are all wildly wealthy. Now they had some footage of
Speaker 9: them all in their new homes.
Speaker 4: Well, Chelsea is rich. She comes from a rich family,
Speaker 4: Not Chelsea. Who are we talking about? This is Chelsea? Right?
Speaker 9: Chelsea and Micah now live in like a penthouse apartment
Speaker 9: overlooking all of Seattle. It is massive. They have two
Speaker 9: separate bathrooms. Just like, did they get paid for this show?
Speaker 3: Not a lot?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 9: Maybe it's social they have how is a speech panologist?
Speaker 3: There's social media?
Speaker 4: Is even Chelsea's family is? I think wealthy? And I
Speaker 4: think that was part of the deal for Kwame because
Speaker 4: when Kwame went and visited Chelsea's family, I feel like
Speaker 4: it really turned for him. When he's like all these
Speaker 4: they were like they were like vacationing on the French
Speaker 4: riviera or something or some Seattle version of that.
Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, like an island.
Speaker 2: It was like a beautiful doc.
Speaker 4: Yes, and they're like welcome to the family, and there
Speaker 4: was just like it was like six matriarchs who were
Speaker 4: all like, you're going to be part of something.
Speaker 1: Man, there is something about meeting the family that there
Speaker 1: is a reason these shows do that, like meet the
Speaker 1: family thing, and it can ruin a relationship. Just some
Speaker 1: some hard ass dad who's like God is gun on
Speaker 1: the table or some shit like is sharpening his knives
Speaker 1: like on last season.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, well the Paul like Zach had to run
Speaker 2: into a dad that was his dad.
Speaker 9: Right, apparently Bliss his dad is now in love with
Speaker 9: uh Zach.
Speaker 4: I can see that.
Speaker 5: Really, Yeah, I think it's all good.
Speaker 6: I don't know if in love with but like except
Speaker 6: so he attributed some money.
Speaker 1: Our listeners who don't watch Love is Blind. This has
Speaker 1: been quite a detour. But let's talk about maybe they
Speaker 1: watched Succession any because people have been asking me what
Speaker 1: I think about Succession? What's because I have not spoken
Speaker 1: about it since Logan Roy passed and I'm sorry spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: like get on board, like you've had two weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, logan Roy died.
Speaker 5: Gotta say I miss Brian Cox. I really do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I've been watching McDonald's commercials on repeat
Speaker 2: just to like get my cocks fixed. Wait what commercial
Speaker 2: he is? What he's the I mean I don't know
Speaker 2: if he's in them, but he's the voice.
Speaker 3: No way like dating back, no.
Speaker 2: Like current McDonald commercials, he'll be he's he does a
Speaker 2: commercial and then he goes, no way, I'm dead serious.
Speaker 8: He's not like fuck off off.
Speaker 3: He Uh yeah he got and uh I missed.
Speaker 1: I thought the same thing of this first episode without him,
Speaker 1: of like I miss him, but then it gave other
Speaker 1: characters a chance to really shine.
Speaker 2: I e.
Speaker 3: Frank and Ken and Hjerry Funny.
Speaker 1: Now Jerry was great, Like it's I don't I miss him,
Speaker 1: but there's And you made a good point that Kendall
Speaker 1: is now kind of turning into his father and fulfilling
Speaker 1: that role of like this hard ass like manipulator, a
Speaker 1: master manipulator.
Speaker 2: Falling into that into like the role that his dad would.
Speaker 1: Yes, and there and can I say for all people
Speaker 1: who watched Succession. I was on the Succession read it
Speaker 1: and someone screenshotted and like zoomed in and used like
Speaker 1: great technology to completely transcribe the letter that Logan wrote,
Speaker 1: the entire letter that Logan left in this safe and
Speaker 1: he left Colin that watch, you know, Colin his bodyguard.
Speaker 3: Guess how much that watch is worth?
Speaker 2: Three point one million dollars? Yes, I read that.
Speaker 1: Thought was good and so it's it is cool that
Speaker 1: they like wrote that letter and the whole thing is
Speaker 1: written as he would write it.
Speaker 3: It was just it's just a great little shell.
Speaker 5: Do you think Kendall's name was underlined or crossed out?
Speaker 3: Crossed out? It's a clear cross out to me, Chris.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I definitely agree. What do you think I mean?
Speaker 2: Because to me that that that was the realization at
Speaker 2: the end that made Kendall go back and go around
Speaker 2: Kieran Culkin and say, hey, we're gonna make my dad
Speaker 2: look like he you know, he was losing it at
Speaker 2: the end, and drag him through the mud. Yes, does
Speaker 2: you think does.
Speaker 1: He had the private moment in the bathroom where he
Speaker 1: opens the letter and he looks at it and it
Speaker 1: zooms in on the underline slash crossed out part. So
Speaker 1: for those of you who don't know, there's this letter
Speaker 1: that his dad leaves behind saying I want to give
Speaker 1: my company and promote to CEO in the invent of
Speaker 1: my death my son Kendall Roy. But then they look
Speaker 1: at the letter closely and it looks as if he's
Speaker 1: either underlined it or crossed it out. I mean, they
Speaker 1: must have done so many versions of this to have
Speaker 1: the perfect way of doing it. It's such a great
Speaker 1: moment because you can't really tell which he meant. But
Speaker 1: I think you're right. In that moment in the bathroom
Speaker 1: alone with the document that he's really staring at it,
Speaker 1: he has the epiphany, fucking fuck this guy who tried
Speaker 1: to cross out my name. I'm gonna fuck him over
Speaker 1: one more time because the reason they weren't going to
Speaker 1: drag his name through MUDD is because they were like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna honor our father in the event of his death.
Speaker 1: I don't want to say, but he's like, which he
Speaker 1: always comes back to, is this guy doesn't give a
Speaker 1: fuck about me. Yeah, fuck him and fuck off. And
Speaker 1: I think that is was his moment of realizing it
Speaker 1: was a crossout.
Speaker 3: What do you guys think.
Speaker 4: I'm only on season one, so I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Jesus anyone's talking about I just ruined it for you.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: I I assumed if we got to the final season
Speaker 4: of Succession, it was inevitable that he would be dead.
Speaker 4: I mean, he must die.
Speaker 1: I do not hear he died based on social media
Speaker 1: or like just being online.
Speaker 4: The news was just broken to me here. But it
Speaker 4: wasn't really a surprise. It wasn't a surprise because the
Speaker 4: title of the show is Succession, which means that somebody
Speaker 4: has to move up and take his spot.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, Brian, Yeah, that is a good point. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we've what we've talked about, Love is Blind, Succession,
Speaker 1: and then really quick Daisy Jones and the six I
Speaker 1: went on a rant yesterday about it.
Speaker 3: It sucks.
Speaker 1: The first episode was just pandering. I didn't I didn't
Speaker 1: enjoy it. I started episode two, but then I got distracted. Brian,
Speaker 1: you watched Daisy Jones in the sixth Yes, I.
Speaker 4: Started what I have not finished the first episode. I'm
Speaker 4: like forty minutes into the first episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't say.
Speaker 4: My initial disgust for the show is I can't stand
Speaker 4: the fake documentary that's not a comedy. Oh god, if
Speaker 4: it's not a comedy. The sincerity of faking the it's
Speaker 4: a camera, it just takes me out of it every time.
Speaker 1: That's such a good point. You can do the documentary style.
Speaker 1: It's like best in Show kind of done, but it
Speaker 1: needs comedy. The sincerity behind it is so sickening, and
Speaker 1: they're the aging of them doesn't even work. It's so
Speaker 1: dare I say it's good.
Speaker 3: The show is good. That's why I hate it.
Speaker 2: It's I can't wait for Anya to watch it and
Speaker 2: give us the lowdown, because she's the closest to that.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's she's a Daisy Jones. She's much better
Speaker 2: based on her story, but this is her world, like
Speaker 2: this is this is like this is really in the sixties.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I saw that clip on Instagram that's like we need
Speaker 9: a hotel room, we need money, and.
Speaker 3: I sent that to you.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, these guys are idiot's. Like I don't know
Speaker 5: if you.
Speaker 2: Could get into what's it's so insulting. I feel like
Speaker 2: I can't wait. I can't wait for you to watch it.
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's there's one scene where she walks by
Speaker 2: this bar and you know the sandwich boards that what
Speaker 2: did it say?
Speaker 3: Because I couldn't remember.
Speaker 2: It, just the way that it ended, and then that
Speaker 2: that shot was like leading to that. It makes me
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for these these uh these these people
Speaker 2: that made the TV show. I'm just like you guys
Speaker 2: don't care about your's. It's so weird to be watching
Speaker 2: Succession and you're like, you guys are making perfect television.
Speaker 3: How can this show be on the same.
Speaker 2: It's a sandwich board. Instead of saying like, you know,
Speaker 2: shots specials or like open mic night tonight, open mic night,
Speaker 2: it just says piano inside yes. So like later in
Speaker 2: the episode, she goes in and without having practiced, without
Speaker 2: having worked hard, without having like spent her life writing
Speaker 2: songs and caring and all of this stuff, goes in
Speaker 2: and sings like a perfectly formed song that she never
Speaker 2: even worked on, that you never even knew that she
Speaker 2: wanted to.
Speaker 3: Do barf it was so gross, but by mother.
Speaker 2: So that makes me, Yeah, you get yelled ut by
Speaker 2: your mother and marginalized by your boyfriend who didn't even
Speaker 2: know that you wanted to use me.
Speaker 1: You imagine a black woman. I think she's black. She
Speaker 1: might be a black woman who's a backup singer in
Speaker 1: the late sixties, is on stage and sees this white
Speaker 1: girl in the audience that just gets the music more
Speaker 1: than anyone else. Can you imagine a backup singer would
Speaker 1: go up to this girl and meet her at a
Speaker 1: party and go, I've seen you, yeah, and you know
Speaker 1: what you you You're not there for the band, you're
Speaker 1: not there for the drugs, You're there for the music,
Speaker 1: and then encourage this girl to become a singer, a
Speaker 1: backup singer, whatever, encourage a white girl to like pursue
Speaker 1: her dream.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it was so the whole thing was so insulty.
Speaker 1: It was there's no way that would happen, and it
Speaker 1: was just it's just so ridiculous and feels like it
Speaker 1: feeds into that whole thing of like no one believed
Speaker 1: in me, like no one believed in Daisy Jones. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just don't buy it, oh one. First of all,
Speaker 1: any artist that says no one believed in you unless
Speaker 1: you maybe that happens sometimes where a parent really is
Speaker 1: just cruel and says awful things. But generally, I don't
Speaker 1: think Lady Gaga was getting a lot of pushback for
Speaker 1: not being talented as much as I heard her say
Speaker 1: at Lollapalooza one year of like no one believed in me.
Speaker 2: This is for you, Dad.
Speaker 3: There's all these things.
Speaker 1: Like you've been extraordinarily talented from a young age. Maybe
Speaker 1: people were jealous of you, but no one's ever said
Speaker 1: you didn't have it.
Speaker 2: I agree. I actually agree with everything you're saying. However,
Speaker 2: and this might be like one of those old wives tales,
Speaker 2: but I did hear.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I heard this too. I did hear.
Speaker 3: There's this Facebook group, a Facebook group that says us.
Speaker 1: Is never going to be is never going to be
Speaker 1: famous from way back when.
Speaker 11: So I guess it is true for so me, that
Speaker 11: actually is probably, but he was really annoying, I'm sure.
Speaker 11: But I also heard there was like a woman that
Speaker 11: used to Michael B.
Speaker 2: Jordan and like made fun of him all the time
Speaker 2: and then tried to like tried to like talk to
Speaker 2: him on a red carpet and he was like, you
Speaker 2: were horrible to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got to go to break and we're gonna
Speaker 1: play top one bottom one when we get back. Thank
Speaker 1: you for putting up with this TV segment. If you
Speaker 1: didn't watch those TV shows. I hope it was still entertaining.
Speaker 2: We'll be right back up to.
Speaker 1: Them, and we're back, Chris, you were about to say something, well,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: Want to say Daisy Jones is bad, but just as
Speaker 2: a palate cleanser. We watched the first two episodes of
Speaker 2: Beef and it's it feels awesome right now, yes.
Speaker 5: And finished it last night. It is such a beautifully
Speaker 5: one's teeth the music, but.
Speaker 9: The artwork, the title cards, the fond the actually into everything.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a fantastic you know what's cool about it?
Speaker 1: And I was talking to a TV writer yesterday about
Speaker 1: ideas that we were having to develop something and I
Speaker 1: was saying, you know, we want character to be flawed, obviously,
Speaker 1: not to be like bad people, because we see that.
Speaker 1: We see a lot of like they're either good or
Speaker 1: they're bad. We want I think people are craving, weird, shameful, weird,
Speaker 1: and I don't think until recently TV has gotten into that,
Speaker 1: like like like the first time I saw on Succession,
Speaker 1: Roman's character having a sexual relationship kind of sexual through
Speaker 1: a door with Jerry, who is like literally geriatric in
Speaker 1: her seventies. That was so weird. And I don't think
Speaker 1: anything like that has existed before or since of that
Speaker 1: kind of relationship, and if it has, it's probably some
Speaker 1: like art house type thing. I think beef is weird.
Speaker 2: Beef is weird.
Speaker 1: She's masturbating with a gun. No spoiler alert, there's no.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is the first scene that is weird.
Speaker 1: And if you were to pitch that to HBO, I
Speaker 1: would think fifteen years ago it would be like, no,
Speaker 1: we're not doing anything like that. People are willing to
Speaker 1: get weird now, and I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeahriot's let's get weird.
Speaker 1: Let's get weird, and let's get to top one by
Speaker 1: bottom one, and let's just get into final thought. Top one,
Speaker 1: bottom one. The category is love songs.
Speaker 3: Love songs.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it was a debate between doing appetizers and
Speaker 1: love songs.
Speaker 2: So my favorite love love song is loaded Potato Skins,
Speaker 2: a classic.
Speaker 4: You got me.
Speaker 2: I really was like, don't start the game. God, I'm
Speaker 2: such a new.
Speaker 4: There is a great song called Potato Chips that goes
Speaker 4: potato chips. Oh, how I wish potato chips.
Speaker 2: Potato chips? But you both know that, well it's a
Speaker 2: guy thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Tony Dungeee's favorite.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say this is another fucking sports male
Speaker 1: song interlude.
Speaker 2: Chris was so.
Speaker 1: Originally the topic was love songs, and then I changed
Speaker 1: it because I thought Chris would probably have a hard
Speaker 1: time with love songs, just because it's like, there's you
Speaker 1: love them too much and it would be hard to
Speaker 1: settle on one. Chris loves soft, soft rock more than
Speaker 1: anyone I know, and so I'm interested to hear what
Speaker 1: you are.
Speaker 3: Let's start with the top love song.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sorry, we're signing with bottom. Sorry, we on top because
Speaker 1: we want to end on a good.
Speaker 2: Okay, so bottom for me, bottom love song.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I haven't really thought of the exact bottom, but I
Speaker 2: would say any song by train.
Speaker 3: Okay, hey soul Sister, yes, oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, any love song by track, I'll be there.
Speaker 2: I think they is not draft worthless, worthless love songs,
Speaker 2: worthless songs. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Drops of Jupiter. You just don't like the specific.
Speaker 2: Lyrics, Yes, I do not like. I do not like
Speaker 2: those lyrics.
Speaker 1: That that guy that's something about she does tambo. He
Speaker 1: has like kind of current references in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: I like I like that song, but I liked, but
Speaker 1: I get that there it's campy and like and they're
Speaker 1: not trying to be yes, they're being sincere, and it's
Speaker 1: like they at some point have to start making fun
Speaker 1: of themselves.
Speaker 2: And that heart and soul like cover is type thing
Speaker 2: that they did. Oh yeah, it's really annoyed.
Speaker 3: Yeah what it was that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But they do.
Speaker 2: They do crank out the hits.
Speaker 3: People seem to like that.
Speaker 2: No, people like Train anyone else have a bottom a
Speaker 2: bottom love song.
Speaker 4: I don't like any song where a man is bragging,
Speaker 4: slash promising, how he's how well he's going to take
Speaker 4: care of a woman.
Speaker 1: T I s whatever you like, yeah on your covers?
Speaker 1: It like, what what can you think of an example
Speaker 1: of what that would be?
Speaker 4: I can't think of a specific example because I'm not good.
Speaker 4: But I'm not good at music, but I I can
Speaker 4: sing like like, oh I will hold your hand and
Speaker 4: take you to the you know.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, Christian, you have an interesting, interesting story about
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus's flowers. Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't know how true this is, but I would
Speaker 2: have to go back and listen. But I was told so,
Speaker 2: so you know, she goes, I can buy myself flowers.
Speaker 2: I can take myself dancing. I can what's the next one,
Speaker 2: right name? And the sin talk to myself for hours
Speaker 2: or whatever it is.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So there's a Bruno Mars song apparently that Liam Hemsworth
Speaker 2: sent to her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should have bought you flowers and hell Jahan
Speaker 1: should have gave you all my hours when ahead the
Speaker 1: chance take it to every party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like he has the song of like.
Speaker 2: Great, so all of her, all of her, all of
Speaker 2: hers are rebuttals to all of his. I think in
Speaker 2: a row.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, that's really interesting.
Speaker 1: So I think it's also a dig to be like,
Speaker 1: you couldn't tell me your feelings, you had to like
Speaker 1: send me up Brune Mar song. I think it's a
Speaker 1: dig on that too, But I think that's very interesting.
Speaker 1: Do you like the song flowers because you you're a
Speaker 1: Miley Stan not Stan, but you like you like Miley.
Speaker 2: It's grown on me. But I think Wrecking Ball is phenomenal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's Chris favorite song. Okay, true, no, it's one
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 2: You love that.
Speaker 1: I love that song, but it's like it would say,
Speaker 1: like okay, okay, sorry, but it's one of your faves.
Speaker 2: Currently of current music, current issue because it's like seven
Speaker 2: years old.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I would say that was one of your
Speaker 1: current faves. Okay, Anya, what is your least favorite love to?
Speaker 9: This song gives me such a visceral reaction when I
Speaker 9: hear it. I can't stand it, even though I like
Speaker 9: the melody, but I'm just like, I get angry when
Speaker 9: I hear it.
Speaker 5: It's Okay and the Hills, but I know it's not.
Speaker 9: It's like mean, I only call you when it's half
Speaker 9: past five. Yeah, the only time that I'll be by
Speaker 9: your side. I only love it when you touch me,
Speaker 9: not feel me when I'm fed up. That's the real me.
Speaker 9: I know it's not meant to be a love song,
Speaker 9: but it's kind of. It just feels so mean. He
Speaker 9: also brags about like just having slept with a different girl.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's great with women. I've heard he's
Speaker 1: a little shady and maybe not the nicest, so that
Speaker 1: doesn't surprise me. Can you believe he's the number one
Speaker 1: streamed artist, like of all time? I just don't even
Speaker 1: understand it, Like on Spotify, he just like but it
Speaker 1: seems to me like comparing him to like Taylor Shorts
Speaker 1: or the Beatles like you would stream that stuff more.
Speaker 2: But I think he had mega hits at the perfect time. Like,
Speaker 2: so the Beatles probably aren't getting streamed as much because
Speaker 2: older people aren't streaming there. Okay, that makes sense, plain
Speaker 2: their tape recorders.
Speaker 10: Phones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's a John Legends song that's my least favorite
Speaker 1: because it's like, oh, God, there is one he's I
Speaker 1: think he's very good, but there is one that God,
Speaker 1: what is his?
Speaker 2: What was it? I'm with you on this one. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna look at it.
Speaker 3: I'm looking up his most famous songs.
Speaker 2: I hate this song not all of me because that's
Speaker 2: a bad one.
Speaker 3: I kind of like that one. God, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: Let me just find this.
Speaker 2: He's got a song called like red Light or green Light.
Speaker 2: It's awesome. It was the song that you know, I'm
Speaker 2: listening to all the time now, not to derail this
Speaker 2: is a song kill Bill.
Speaker 3: It's the best.
Speaker 2: I can't stop listening to it. It's like the best
Speaker 2: song in the world.
Speaker 3: Do you know when you first heard that song, No,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: We were in the car, we were in an uber
Speaker 1: back from dinner with Andy and Beck's yeah, and I
Speaker 1: was singing it because I just learned it and I
Speaker 1: know all the fast parts, so I was kind of
Speaker 1: like singing along to it, and you go, what is this?
Speaker 1: And I was like, it's a new says a song.
Speaker 1: She's from Saint Louis. And he's like, oh, I know
Speaker 1: she is, but like you were like taken in the moment.
Speaker 3: I remember when you heard it.
Speaker 2: I was gonna send I didn't know that I was
Speaker 2: gonna send you the song because she has an acoustic version,
Speaker 2: and be like, will you just we learned this one
Speaker 2: on a good time.
Speaker 3: I can play it for you when we get done here.
Speaker 2: It's a good song, guys.
Speaker 3: I'm still a fan, even though I was salty. Hate
Speaker 3: to see you with some mother bro, now you have.
Speaker 2: He's the best song in the world that I'm not.
Speaker 3: The one driving.
Speaker 5: I'm so mature.
Speaker 3: I'm so mature. Yeah, it's so good. That is one
Speaker 3: of that's that's a love song.
Speaker 2: That's the best news.
Speaker 1: You'd rather be You'd rather be in jail than alone.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be in hell. Then, I like I like
Speaker 1: how it ends. It starts out she's like she's gonna
Speaker 1: kill her ex and his girlfriend too, his new girlfriend,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I'd rather be in jail than alone.
Speaker 1: And then at the end she's like, I'd rather be
Speaker 1: in hell because she knows that's where she's going because
Speaker 1: what she just did, what she and she thinks about
Speaker 1: doing it at first, and then by the end of
Speaker 1: the song she's like, she goes, I might kill my ex,
Speaker 1: and then by the end of the song she goes,
Speaker 1: I just killed my ex.
Speaker 3: So you like walk through it with her.
Speaker 2: It's so the best in the world. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 2: Like the term salty, yeah, salty. Yeah, in terms of.
Speaker 4: My slang, salty is great. And I don't like spill
Speaker 4: the tea anymore. I think that should be over.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you do about sligh?
Speaker 4: I hate I hate off. People say it too, you
Speaker 4: know slag. I mean it's I hate slag, lazy lazy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's describing that. Aren't even that incredible. It's just
Speaker 9: like I got a new sled sweater sleigh.
Speaker 4: I got a new sleigh sleigh.
Speaker 2: I don't like it at all, but I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna derail again. Has everybody fallen in love with Franngie yet,
Speaker 2: because I mean, he's the greatest thing going.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people are into it.
Speaker 2: We still talk about him on my radio show. They
Speaker 2: my radio show met him like like five years ago,
Speaker 2: and we still talk about bring up Franngie quarterly because of.
Speaker 3: How I did the other day. You went into a
Speaker 3: long thing.
Speaker 1: You were reading all of his Apple ranking ap Apple
Speaker 1: rankings dot com to read Brian Frangie's rankings of over
Speaker 1: how many apples at this point?
Speaker 4: Less than I would like, But it's dozens and dozens?
Speaker 3: Really, how many apples are there?
Speaker 4: Thousands and thousands?
Speaker 2: No way. I went back and watched all the all
Speaker 2: the videos recently. I laughed at every single one, and
Speaker 2: then I read a bunch of the descriptions on air
Speaker 2: and we got text like people are like, this is
Speaker 2: the funniest thing. Yeah, I love it. And Brian's one.
Speaker 2: He's one of my favorite stand ups of all time,
Speaker 2: so I you know, like, I hope people love him.
Speaker 1: Got Rankings dot Com is saved on my bookmarks. So
Speaker 1: like whenever I'm trying to like get internet on a flight,
Speaker 1: I just click. It's always the way I test if
Speaker 1: the Internet is working, So I always give you a click.
Speaker 1: I haven't said to my friend's website just so I
Speaker 1: give him a view when I'm checking for stuff.
Speaker 2: Brian's like looking at the stats, He's like, why why
Speaker 2: is somebody in Albuquerque? Well, no, Phoenix.
Speaker 4: I don't know what this says about me. But when
Speaker 4: you guys were talking about all those nice things, my
Speaker 4: immediate thought was like, oh God, something terrible is gonna happen.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna like id like, I can't accept that much praise.
Speaker 3: I feel like something's gonna happen on the.
Speaker 4: Everyone's you're gonna get robbed. I started to do that.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, sweet thoughtful guy.
Speaker 3: You're not wrong, though.
Speaker 1: When people build something up too much, they gotta take
Speaker 1: it down.
Speaker 4: I gotta be undercuts. My Apple ranking site sucks.
Speaker 2: If you like him, you stink too like.
Speaker 3: People are gonna be at me about that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get hate for that because I'm talking shit,
Speaker 1: and you know what, I probably should. I don't know
Speaker 1: that that bitch, but she seems like a bitch and
Speaker 1: she seems can I just guess I think she might
Speaker 1: need to explore her sexuality because I think she is
Speaker 1: in love with Micah. That's my thought. I think she
Speaker 1: I think there are a lot of times, and I've
Speaker 1: read about this on Reddit in different threads. I think
Speaker 1: she is in love on your listening, I.
Speaker 3: Think she is in love with her. Really, you're drawing her.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I have a little thing I'm drawing.
Speaker 1: I think she's in love with Micah. I think she
Speaker 1: might be bisexual. And I think that this is a thing,
Speaker 1: and maybe I'm wrong, but there is a thing that
Speaker 1: when and we've all dealt with this, when you get
Speaker 1: into a relationship and you have always been the single girl,
Speaker 1: and your group of friends and all of your single
Speaker 1: girlfriends also are like you're single with me, and you
Speaker 1: get in a relationship, your friends freak out because they
Speaker 1: don't have their single friend anymore. They feel like there's
Speaker 1: mostly something wrong with me.
Speaker 2: I'm alone.
Speaker 3: And what do they do?
Speaker 1: They can't admit to themselves that they're scared and that
Speaker 1: they're feeling like they're less than because their friend had
Speaker 1: and they're gonna miss their friend because there's less time
Speaker 1: being spent with them because they're falling in love with
Speaker 1: this guy.
Speaker 3: And so what do they do.
Speaker 1: They go, I don't like him for you, without any basis.
Speaker 1: I mean, in the end, she was right about Paul,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't because she was right about Paul. She
Speaker 1: would have done that with any guy, because she loves Micaup,
Speaker 1: maybe as a friend, maybe more, but she's jealouss she.
Speaker 3: Didn't to lose her friend.
Speaker 1: But I bet you anything that Ali had friends when
Speaker 1: she met you that were like I just like, I'm
Speaker 1: not like sure, he's like the one, and they like,
Speaker 1: can't even say it because they're freaking out so much inside.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've done it with friends before. When Kirsten
Speaker 1: got a boyfriend in high school. Kirsten told me last week,
Speaker 1: and this is news to me. On a girl's trip,
Speaker 1: Kirsten told me that Anthony, her high school broke boyfriend,
Speaker 1: broke up with her because me, because it was ruining
Speaker 1: her relationship with me because I was such a little gay,
Speaker 1: jealous bitch because my best friend was And I was
Speaker 1: so embarrassed when she said that.
Speaker 3: This is twenty something years later.
Speaker 1: I was so embarrassed that Anthony was mature enough to
Speaker 1: be like, your relationship with Nikki is really important and
Speaker 1: this is getting in the way of it because I
Speaker 1: was so jealous. He didn't have the words for it,
Speaker 1: but that was it.
Speaker 3: I was jealous.
Speaker 1: I was losing my friend and that my friend was
Speaker 1: giving blowjobs. I wasn't anywhere near even kissing a boy
Speaker 1: but let alone, but he kissing their penis and I
Speaker 1: was jealous. I was like, and my anger for this
Speaker 1: woman is probably just projecting, as it always is. So
Speaker 1: I have been on that side of things, Anya, Do
Speaker 1: you agree.
Speaker 9: Had the same thing with my best friend in high school?
Speaker 9: A lot of feelings of guilt when I would get
Speaker 9: a boyfriend because well, and she did turn out gay.
Speaker 5: Uh but not for me. But yeah, I think anytime.
Speaker 1: My friend would I would do disagree, but she did.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there were crushes.
Speaker 3: Along the way on you.
Speaker 9: At one point, China was like, uh, my dream for
Speaker 9: us would be to do like a black and white
Speaker 9: photo shoot nude just for our friendship.
Speaker 5: And I was like, you say, please.
Speaker 9: Ask her this at my wedding, Like be like, what
Speaker 9: was going through your head when she to this day?
Speaker 5: Is like I thought, I thought it'd be cool. I
Speaker 5: think it would be really neat. I want to do it.
Speaker 1: I just like, I just had this epifany I was
Speaker 1: that girl, But you know that was high school. I
Speaker 1: don't think I would have acted that way as a
Speaker 1: twenty something, but you know what would have made me
Speaker 1: do that? An alcohol problem, which that girl clearly also has.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they were hitting it pretty hard out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just like whenever Mica, I would just get
Speaker 1: like more kind of talking like this and like you're
Speaker 1: like bagg eat cheeks kind of just like do.
Speaker 2: You love me?
Speaker 1: What is more annoying than getting a call from your
Speaker 1: fucking fiance going do you love me?
Speaker 2: How much? No talk to tell her how much? Do
Speaker 2: you you missed me?
Speaker 4: Not me?
Speaker 3: That was when I go, oh no, this night might
Speaker 3: not be good.
Speaker 2: Paul didn't was not impressed, and you.
Speaker 1: Know what, He's right, because don't marry a drunk and
Speaker 1: have that be the mother of your children. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: if you are thinking about getting married to a girl
Speaker 1: who gets sloppy drunk once in a while, it's a
Speaker 1: progressive illness. If someone gets sloppy drunk, ever, and like
Speaker 1: on a normal basis, it's going to get worse with
Speaker 1: age and it's not gonna be good for your children.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying maybe from experience, so it just it
Speaker 1: might get in the way of things. Based on people
Speaker 1: I know that have drunk moms, it like it, it
Speaker 1: becomes a thing and it starts out fun Everyone loves
Speaker 1: a drunk girl when it's she's hot and young and
Speaker 1: cute and it's once a month or whatever. But when
Speaker 1: you get lonely and your kids grow up, and you know,
Speaker 1: wine becomes more of like wine o'clock.
Speaker 3: And pills gets messy and then pills, yes, and then pills.
Speaker 4: I've seen that on TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, we didn't even get to the top favorite.
Speaker 3: What's your number one favorite loves on Chris.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say my number one favorite one, yeah,
Speaker 2: because I don't know, because for me, it's for me one.
Speaker 2: I think that people may have missed and I don't
Speaker 2: mean to be patronizing or haven't heard no patronizing. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm I'm half British.
Speaker 3: What is your favorite eat.
Speaker 2: Love song? Go down to the shoppy and pick up
Speaker 2: yeah for for the best sies. If you guys haven't
Speaker 2: heard this song in a while, or if you've never
Speaker 2: heard it, I think people should all go listen to
Speaker 2: Yazz is Only You? Like immediately, what is that?
Speaker 3: Why have I Why have you never heard?
Speaker 2: It's a song only you? That's that's Yazz's other songs.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, is a form of birth control? I think
Speaker 1: I used in the early two thousands.
Speaker 2: But they also make some great music.
Speaker 3: What is this only You song?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's it is a it's an amazing We've never
Speaker 2: played it for me. I only played for well good moms.
Speaker 2: My favorite love song.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of which Taylor Swift song
Speaker 1: and I would say for it's it's probably one that
Speaker 1: people don't know is Daylight is a really good one.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I love any like my.
Speaker 1: Love was as cruel as the cities I've lived in.
Speaker 3: Everyone something looked worse than the light, and.
Speaker 1: She just talks about how like things were, and then
Speaker 1: you came along and it was day.
Speaker 3: Light, day light, day let, daylight. It just is like
Speaker 3: it's just a and I can still see it all and.
Speaker 1: It's just beautiful and it makes you feel like you know,
Speaker 1: when someone comes in your life and like everything just
Speaker 1: like lights up, and you know, I haven't felt that
Speaker 1: way yet, but like I'm holding out.
Speaker 3: No, it just does.
Speaker 1: When I'm feeling really good about my man, I listen
Speaker 1: to that song and it's like, my it's like my
Speaker 1: Chris song when we're like really good, or like when
Speaker 1: we when we come out of some kind of darkness.
Speaker 2: Okay, you get to listen to it once a.
Speaker 3: Year on my birthday after you sing me lover. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: I have to do it. What are you going to
Speaker 3: sing this year?
Speaker 1: Only you by yes, maybe for maybe.
Speaker 2: I can't believe you've got another birthday. I know it sucks,
Speaker 2: it's endless.
Speaker 1: I will let you off the hook. I mean I
Speaker 1: don't require much. I just want a thoughtful letter.
Speaker 2: Yeah but I do that. Yeah, you do do that.
Speaker 4: A letter where your names may be crossed out. We
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 1: That's our show for today. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: listening for this week. Actually, I will be on the
Speaker 1: road next week in Tucson, in Vegas, and then we
Speaker 1: are off to Europe for fourteen or ten fourteen cities wait, no,
Speaker 1: ten cities in fourteen days. Berlin, Munich, the Netherlands, Oslo,
Speaker 1: hell Sinky.
Speaker 2: And so a bunch of us are going to be there.
Speaker 3: I think right now, Anya and Chris will be there.
Speaker 2: And can we really quick get onion Brian song? I
Speaker 2: don't think we got those?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah?
Speaker 4: Your song Bylton John.
Speaker 1: At the same time A time one two three?
Speaker 5: Your song by Apple Valentine?
Speaker 3: Okay you yeah, no, what's yours? Noah's is some death
Speaker 3: metal song.
Speaker 10: All the death metal love songs, Uh, yeah, there are
Speaker 10: actually so My bottom one kind of goes along with
Speaker 10: what Brian was saying. It's the song Faithfully by Journey,
Speaker 10: And I don't think it's a bad song. It's just
Speaker 10: I was listening to it like in anticipation of like
Speaker 10: meeting this guy who was driving a long way to
Speaker 10: like spend the weekend with me, and then he got
Speaker 10: there and like I liked him, but not enough for
Speaker 10: a whole weekend. So, and my top one is this
Speaker 10: Love by Pantera. It was my first like power ballad.
Speaker 3: Wait, I don't know that one either.
Speaker 2: That it I thought, Yeah, was like.
Speaker 3: Is it this that would be hilarious of Noah's. All right,
Speaker 3: thank you guys so much for listening to the show. Chris,
Speaker 3: Thank you for being here. It was so much fun.
Speaker 1: Uh, we will see you on tour or we'll just
Speaker 1: see you on the podcast next week.
Speaker 3: Don't be and di di di, just.
Speaker 2: Dance. It'll be okay. No, it's good. I needed something
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: I was looking into your eyes and I got lost. Yeah, guys,
Speaker 1: digit just dance. We'll see you next time.
Speaker 4: Bye.