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Speaker 1: Michael rapp Report K the GLINGO man Dingo, Hey K

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Speaker 1: Mr White folks, Hey K White, Mike. I'm in here

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Speaker 1: contemplating pondering on the year two thousand and sixteen. This

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Speaker 1: is the final I'm Wrap Reports Stereo Podcast of two

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Speaker 1: thousand and sixteen special edition, possibly the sickest podcast episode ever.

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Speaker 1: We're going to break down all of the sick fox

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Speaker 1: the Iron Reports Stereo Podcast. This is an historical Um.

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Speaker 1: What can I say? UM, if you've never heard an

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Speaker 1: Iron Rapports Stereo podcast, the sick Funk of the Week

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Speaker 1: is now an iconic, award winning segment of the worldwide phenomenon.

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Speaker 1: The sick Funk of the Week is an award that

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Speaker 1: is earned, not given. Uh. This is all the sick fox. Um.

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Speaker 1: It all started very innocently. UM. Then of course we

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Speaker 1: made the the award winning theme song, the six Funk

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Speaker 1: of the Week. Me and my partner, the two thousand

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Speaker 1: and fiftwo thousand and sixteen podcast co host of the Year,

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Speaker 1: Mr Mr Moody G. Moody, UM have broken down the good,

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Speaker 1: direct from the Gloom Tomb in Los Angeles. There's three

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Speaker 1: main topics that we're gonna get into today on today's podcast.

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Speaker 1: One giving away an award this week too. It's the

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Speaker 1: first award of this type. It's called the sick Fuck

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Speaker 1: of the Week Award. Great title. Sometimes we do this

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Speaker 1: as a Wiga Please as a segment. This guy is

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Speaker 1: Wigga please, he gets the sick Fuck of the Week award.

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Speaker 1: Gerald You told me about this, and I felt I said,

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Speaker 1: Mr Moody over the years has a propensity to mix thembelish,

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Speaker 1: This guy's name is Jonathan Medley. He's thirty nine. I'm

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Speaker 1: Sexual abuse isn't even the word. It was a rape.

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Speaker 1: a sick funk of a week, ladies and gentlemen. This

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Speaker 1: is the Iron Rapports six Funking a Week, brought to

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Speaker 1: you by g. Moody, Gerald Moody, Florida. A guy, his

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Speaker 1: I was gonna torture him with nigger music. What the fuck, man,

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Speaker 1: are you serious? I don't make this up, yo. You

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Speaker 1: That's Gonn Attorney to come. I'm good. I'm good, you

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Speaker 1: fucking podcast. I'm gonna throw the sick funck of the

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Speaker 1: week I'm looking forward to here. We need sick funk

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Speaker 1: of the Week music. You know, if anybody wants to

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Speaker 1: I don't even know what it is like. If there's

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Speaker 1: suggestions of West Craven type ship. Yeah yeah, John Williams Orchestra.

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Speaker 1: We need eerie ship. Yeah, we need some fucking eerie

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Speaker 1: I can't call it as to why Florida produces this

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Speaker 1: woman admitted to do to be having sex with her

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Speaker 1: And she's been doing this for for for years now.

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Speaker 1: She coaxed her dog, her dog's name was to Face.

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Speaker 1: What they were maybe they were having oral sex with her. Damn,

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Speaker 1: it was a movie, a porn movie. He thought it

421
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,600
Speaker 1: was a porn Oh you know, it was a porn movie.

422
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: And then and then and then and then and then

423
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:01,360
Speaker 1: what Mack is saying is that he uh is drugged,

424
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 1: got drugged. And then this is a guy again, apparently

425
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 1: this is not I'm sorry, this is a man. And

426
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:15,280
Speaker 1: then to other dudes and him freaked off, so he

427
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: and and then he's saying, yo, I don't know what happened.

428
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: I don't know how I wind up in the Bronx.

429
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 1: I didn't even I don't remember any of it. And

430
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: and and and he's saying he was he was drugged,

431
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: like he said, he said, they bill cosby him and

432
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:34,000
Speaker 1: and and I wanted to say this, I don't care

433
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:37,360
Speaker 1: what kind of fucking drug you're on. If you got

434
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 1: two dicks in your mouth, you don't forget that. Bite

435
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: them ships if you if you listen, listen, if you

436
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,280
Speaker 1: have I don't care what they could put you on.

437
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: Barbiturateus they could put you on that, Michael Jackson, there

438
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: is no drugs that you're gonna put me on where

439
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 1: I have two dicks in my mouth that I'm not

440
00:29:55,280 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: gonna remember that happening. So I don't know if you

441
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 1: think that we're assholes or what. And and the thing

442
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: that you know, you can be like, well, this is

443
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 1: a sad situation. The thing that warrants uh USF Mac

444
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: getting this is that he has ten kids, which which

445
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: in itself is very irresponsible, which is very irresponsible. So

446
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: now he's trying to cop please and do all this,

447
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:23,760
Speaker 1: and that he's the father of ten I know in

448
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: my mind why he went out there to get trying

449
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,240
Speaker 1: to get some cash. Why he has ten kids, so

450
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:33,959
Speaker 1: he figured it was gay porn. He knew it. I'm

451
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: a sucker. Dick on his side, which might actually make

452
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: him the Father of the year. We might be giving

453
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,200
Speaker 1: him the wrong award. This guy might actually be the

454
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,080
Speaker 1: fucking father of the year. He's like, you know what,

455
00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:48,280
Speaker 1: I gotta take care of my kids. Has to rethink this.

456
00:30:48,880 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: I need the people to chime in on this. Do

457
00:30:51,200 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: you think Usef Mac is the father of the year

458
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: for sucking not just one dick. He got double the dick.

459
00:30:59,120 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 1: It was. It was a away. It was with him

460
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,200
Speaker 1: and two other men. Just just so people know the visuals,

461
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: these are all black dudes. Okay, just I don't know

462
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,080
Speaker 1: if that if that means anything you or not. But

463
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: just I'm letting you know. You said Mac is an

464
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:16,440
Speaker 1: African American boxer. Now we don't know what that motherfucker is. Well,

465
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 1: he's black. I'm looking at a picture. He could be anything.

466
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: Now he's he's black. He didn't say it was African American.

467
00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear this. Now you're trying not

468
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: to be affiliated with the other two guys in there.

469
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: They're black too. Okay, it's not all fucking bells and whizzards. Okay,

470
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 1: you know this is this is what goes on. So

471
00:31:35,440 --> 00:31:37,920
Speaker 1: so now I'm now that we're going into this and

472
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,240
Speaker 1: we're doing this, uh totally raw dog with Shut the

473
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: fuck up. These people upstairs on top of the gloom

474
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: to them, they think it's like a funking. They're playing

475
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 1: three on three up. Do you hear him? Shut the

476
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:54,160
Speaker 1: funk up? Uh? Now that we're thinking about this, he

477
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: you know, he we need to re evaluate should he

478
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 1: get the sick funk of the weak people, or he

479
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:02,520
Speaker 1: get the father in the year, because if he was like, Yo,

480
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: I really need to take care of my ten kids.

481
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,480
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do everything because you say I'll do anything

482
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,720
Speaker 1: and anything to anything and everything to take care of

483
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:14,239
Speaker 1: my kids. This guy ten kids is a lot, yo,

484
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: And you're not a boxer. You're not getting no cake,

485
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: no money. And then something comes in your email, porn movie.

486
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,560
Speaker 1: You think it's secret, you think no one's gonna watch it,

487
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: although I don't know how he he needs to ask

488
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 1: his homeboys. Okay, I did that, but what were you

489
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,240
Speaker 1: doing surfing the web that you took enough time to

490
00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 1: find me in this porn Maybe his whole crew is

491
00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: is whilst he should have did some ship like the

492
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:47,640
Speaker 1: Unknown Comic, right right, weren't you at one point gonna

493
00:32:47,720 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 1: do that? You you were thinking about going into porn,

494
00:32:49,800 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be like that said it not gay porn,

495
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 1: but you said you all want to go in porn.

496
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 1: But I don't want my family to find out. And

497
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna be like the Unknown Comic. You're gonna be

498
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: like the put a garbage bag over the brown paper bag.

499
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, like, yo, this is like

500
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 1: the the Unknown, the Unknown stick Man. That's funny, the

501
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:17,239
Speaker 1: Unknown stick Man. Who is this mass marauder? I don't know, man,

502
00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 1: I I gotta say I was I was gonna, I

503
00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 1: was gonna really stick it to this guy. No pun intended.

504
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,360
Speaker 1: Think of ten kids, ten kids, man, But he apparently

505
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 1: he got forty five dollars um and and his financial

506
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 1: troubles were over. I don't know, man, I don't know, man.

507
00:33:34,160 --> 00:33:36,719
Speaker 1: I gotta say, man, if you these guys don't look

508
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 1: like they're playing around in this video, man, the video,

509
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: but I'm looking at the photos. I did not watch

510
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: the video. Somebody on the internet who first hit me

511
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 1: to the said you gotta watch the videos. I don't know.

512
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:50,840
Speaker 1: I don't need to watch, homie. I'm good, homie. But

513
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,960
Speaker 1: but these guys and they have like the beards like

514
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: the Yeah, these some rough so they wasn't playing with

515
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,200
Speaker 1: his No, they went hard body correct. They definitely. Oh

516
00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:06,280
Speaker 1: I got drugged and I woke up and on the train.

517
00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: You know you were a drug because in the video,

518
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,200
Speaker 1: my man was was like like to quote Dougie Fresh, um,

519
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,839
Speaker 1: just loving every minute of it. Is that Douggie Fresh

520
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,920
Speaker 1: and slick rick or is that is that a slick rick?

521
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: That's the loving every minute of it. Yeah, get fresh crew, crew,

522
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:28,120
Speaker 1: damn podcast. I read about this guy and at first

523
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: I didn't think about it, and it stuck with me

524
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is a sick funk. And

525
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,239
Speaker 1: then I was like, boom, he's a sick funk and

526
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:35,959
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give his full name. His name is Eric Kane.

527
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 1: And this dumb fuck who's also a sick funck, his

528
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:43,280
Speaker 1: name is spelled eu r i ce so so so obviously,

529
00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 1: um uh, he's a dumbass because he spells his name

530
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:54,319
Speaker 1: eu r i c. Eric Kane was charged a couple

531
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: of days ago uh in a rape and carjacking the

532
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: day after shooting uh uh at Tulane University of shooting

533
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: at Tulane University. And then you think, well, how does

534
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: this guy get a sick Funk of the Week award?

535
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: Um This piece of shit, Eric Kane eu a r

536
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: I see c a I n uh is accused allegedly

537
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:25,320
Speaker 1: of raping and carjacking a couple of gunpoints um and

538
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:30,440
Speaker 1: and after he raped a woman in front of the boyfriend. This,

539
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:36,760
Speaker 1: this piece of shit made the girl's boyfriend, UH perform

540
00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:41,120
Speaker 1: oral sex on him. I know you gotta stomach that.

541
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:47,279
Speaker 1: So this this fucking, nasty, fucking carjacking, UH piece of

542
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 1: shit UH raped a woman and then forced the man

543
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:53,840
Speaker 1: to perform oral sex on him, and and and and

544
00:35:54,239 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: he has something to look forward to because in jail,

545
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,160
Speaker 1: as far as I know, I don't know if many

546
00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 1: of you know this, but I did nine years a

547
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:05,080
Speaker 1: hard time. Um, that's just a joke. But but but

548
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: you know, we all know the the the the the

549
00:36:07,600 --> 00:36:11,359
Speaker 1: the myths. Hopefully it's true that rapists are are are

550
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,920
Speaker 1: shunned upon and look down upon in jail. So this

551
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 1: piece of shit is not only a rapist, So he

552
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: he's gonna get what he what he deserves, if if,

553
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: if he's actually convicted, hopefully if he if he actually

554
00:36:27,239 --> 00:36:29,720
Speaker 1: did this. Um, but not only is he a rapist,

555
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:35,760
Speaker 1: he's uh a sick fuck who likes to have guys

556
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 1: suck him off. So when you go to jail, Eric Kane,

557
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life or at least like

558
00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: thirty to forty years, you're in for double trouble, okay,

559
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 1: because you're a rapist who's also Um, I don't mean

560
00:36:50,160 --> 00:36:53,080
Speaker 1: any disrespect but a homo thug. We we call this

561
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: a homo thug. And I hope no one takes the

562
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:00,319
Speaker 1: term uh homo thug out of context or as distress BacT.

563
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 1: But but you're you, Eric Kane, are anointed the sick

564
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,839
Speaker 1: funk of the week, and and I hope you get

565
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:12,200
Speaker 1: everything that you want out of life. Uh that you're

566
00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: gonna be be facing in prison for the next uh thirty,

567
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: hopefully forty years. I don't know why you would even

568
00:37:18,120 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: consider letting a piece of ship like this out, who

569
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: would rape a woman, car jack him at gunpoint, and

570
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:26,720
Speaker 1: then after you rape the woman, make the man perform

571
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: oral sex on you, You nasty fucking animal, You nasty funk.

572
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 1: And not only that he had a seventeen year old girlfriend.

573
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,680
Speaker 1: He's twenty one with a seventeen year old girlfriend. So

574
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 1: so I think I think you know that you could

575
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: do the math that this guy is a real scumbag

576
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: and a real piece of ship. Damn podcast. So this

577
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:53,880
Speaker 1: Brooklyn teacher who was going after students, his teenage students,

578
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: he took a fucking plead deal that he's gonna stay.

579
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:02,000
Speaker 1: He's gonna only do five years in lee. This creep

580
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:07,400
Speaker 1: cocksucker was taking teens to nude beaches, getting them drunk,

581
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: having sexual relationships with them, took an out of state

582
00:38:12,520 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: gay themed sex club trip. And he's goning and he's

583
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 1: a school teacher in Brooklyn, New York. You're borough, Mr Moody,

584
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:28,200
Speaker 1: Sean Shanick, you know you're gonna get that ass taxed

585
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,759
Speaker 1: real proper. Get it fixed. Oh yeah, you're gonna be

586
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,799
Speaker 1: getting it fixed. If you don't know what that means,

587
00:38:34,880 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 1: getting it fixed, watch the movie Penitentiary. At one point, Jesse,

588
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: one of the inmates, was going at one of the

589
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: other inmates and he had him as his girl in

590
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:52,040
Speaker 1: the cell and famous words, one of the most famous

591
00:38:52,239 --> 00:38:58,160
Speaker 1: lines in cinema history is get it fixed, Eugene, And

592
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: that means getting get it ready. So this teacher who's

593
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 1: gonna be in jail for five years, how could you

594
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: do this to kids? And you only get five years

595
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: because he's a plea deal. Sean Shanik the two thousand

596
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: and sixteen six Funk of the Year, the first one,

597
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: the first one to start the year off. He's he

598
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: will never be allowed to teach again. He has to

599
00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: stay away from his victims permanently. You know, I guess,

600
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: I guess they make these plea deals so the victims

601
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:34,919
Speaker 1: don't have to testify against this. But we are here

602
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:39,160
Speaker 1: to always remind people. And it goes down in history

603
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:43,040
Speaker 1: and it will never ever go away. You are the

604
00:39:43,239 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: first sick fuck of the two thousand and sixteen year.

605
00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: You animal you, But I'm a dog guy. My mom

606
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:00,359
Speaker 1: is a cat person. Um, Like I said, I don't

607
00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 1: give a shit about cats, but I'm an animal person.

608
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:07,359
Speaker 1: I'm not a savage. But the sick fuck uh an

609
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 1: animal shelter. Uh found a tiny purple kitten. Some sickoh

610
00:40:15,719 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 1: was uh using this cat as like as a as

611
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:22,919
Speaker 1: a chew animal as a chew toy for a dog.

612
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: Was was with died The fucking thing that the little

613
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:31,759
Speaker 1: kitten purple named the little bastard Smurf. And this poor

614
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: cat was covered in bite marks and the vet veterinarians

615
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: have saved it saved the cat. Uh smurf again. They

616
00:40:40,000 --> 00:40:43,560
Speaker 1: call him Smurf because some this person was died and

617
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,799
Speaker 1: bleached him purple and and and and using them as

618
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:50,440
Speaker 1: as a chew toy for for for a dog. He

619
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:52,320
Speaker 1: was found in the in the in the in the

620
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:56,800
Speaker 1: you know in Redwood California, Redwood Silly, California. He was,

621
00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:59,560
Speaker 1: you know, had multiple bite marks and all this stuff,

622
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,800
Speaker 1: and and and and fortunately he's been he's being saved

623
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,000
Speaker 1: and and found a new home. But the sick fuck

624
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: who uh who who was doing this abusing this poor

625
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 1: cat is uh this week's I Am Rappaport podcast sick

626
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 1: Funk of the Week again. Uh. My brother is allergic

627
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 1: to cats. He he can't even be in a My

628
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:24,680
Speaker 1: mom has these these these cats um um and and

629
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,920
Speaker 1: and and my brother, my poor brother, he's there, he

630
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: can't even breathe. My girlfriend, she went into my mom's

631
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: house one time. She she almost fucking fell out from

632
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,400
Speaker 1: the cats. And me personally, I just don't trust a

633
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,280
Speaker 1: little bastards. But I know a lot of people love cats,

634
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:41,719
Speaker 1: and and and and and I I don't support any

635
00:41:41,760 --> 00:41:45,239
Speaker 1: abuse of any animals. So the person that is doing this,

636
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 1: we're gonna track you down, you fuck you, uh and

637
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: and and hand you the metal that you've earned as

638
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 1: the sick funk of the week. Every time I turned around,

639
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: there's somebody doing some crazy craziness to a cat. I

640
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,200
Speaker 1: was gonna say crazy ship, but I'm trying to cut

641
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: down on my cursing. Okay, there's somebody doing some crazy

642
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 1: stuff to a cat. A guy, thirty six year old

643
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,920
Speaker 1: guy was arrested on New Year's Day, told the police

644
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: officers that he choked his cat to death with a rope. Okay,

645
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: choked his cat to death. Said he was upset about

646
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 1: his eviction and and he told his landlord he was

647
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: gonna kill the cat. And then he did kill the cat.

648
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:37,720
Speaker 1: They found the cat dead, you know, in the running shower.

649
00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: It's some guy from some some Iowa. And then that

650
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: he killed the cat to satisfy his blood craving and

651
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:47,160
Speaker 1: to keep the animal from having to go to an

652
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: animal shelter when he got evicted. So you get a

653
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: wig of please for that, because that's a bullshit excuse,

654
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: and you get a sick Funk of the week. He

655
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,320
Speaker 1: he killed the cat and drink drink the cat's blood.

656
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: And this guy looks like a sick fuck if you

657
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: if you check this guy out, his name is justin

658
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:13,120
Speaker 1: case Jacoby. He is the poster boy for six Funds.

659
00:43:13,160 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 1: When you imagine what a sick funk would look like,

660
00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:18,440
Speaker 1: He's got some he's got glasses, some kind of like

661
00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: Kurt rambas goggle type glasses, and he looks like the

662
00:43:23,080 --> 00:43:25,279
Speaker 1: type of guy you don't want to be walking down

663
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:28,440
Speaker 1: the street with because he might kill you and then

664
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 1: then he eats you. He really looks like that guy. You,

665
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:34,759
Speaker 1: my friend, are the solo sick funk of the week

666
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: with a wigow please on top for the excuse saying

667
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,720
Speaker 1: you didn't want your cat to go to an animal shelter.

668
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,160
Speaker 1: I don't believe you. I think you just you. You

669
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 1: stick with the first thing. You wanted to drink the

670
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:51,280
Speaker 1: cat's blood, didn't you. You freak, you're sick. Oh you're nutcase.

671
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: Post Sometimes I hear about these things and I'm like this,

672
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: this can't be like a real thing, Like you can't

673
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:05,960
Speaker 1: be that crazy that that. A mother in Tampa Bay

674
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:12,560
Speaker 1: hired a stripper to come to her eight year old

675
00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: boys birthday party and they had him in there throwing

676
00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 1: money with a stripper. This is a This is a

677
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:24,680
Speaker 1: person that needs to go to prison. Yeah, they take

678
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:27,800
Speaker 1: that parenting like it's a joke. You have a stripper

679
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 1: prefer your eight year old son, Like, oh, it's so

680
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 1: it's it's it's just a joke. It's so cool. He

681
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 1: was laughing. It wasn't serious, then they need to carry

682
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:42,000
Speaker 1: your as a way to jail. You know what, Let's

683
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:45,839
Speaker 1: give this mom the sick fun wheel queue to sick

684
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:55,160
Speaker 1: funck music. You sick fuck you, sick fuck You're you're

685
00:44:55,200 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: the first impromptu sick fuck of the week. The mother

686
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:03,840
Speaker 1: Downy Tampa who hired the stripper for her son's birthday

687
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: party and then posted the video. It's not just you're,

688
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:12,399
Speaker 1: I mean, you're just one of a kind dumb right,

689
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:15,800
Speaker 1: You're one of a kind dump to think that's okay

690
00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: on any level. You're the sick funk of the week.

691
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: We don't know her name, but it's in in in Hillsboro.

692
00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:33,080
Speaker 1: It was in Hillsboro County, Tampa Bay podcast. This guy,

693
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 1: this sick fuck. A guy named my Malcolm Brenner who's

694
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:45,799
Speaker 1: the subject of some fucking award winning documentary called Dolphin Lover,

695
00:45:48,360 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: talks about having consensual sex, consensual intercourse with a dolphin

696
00:45:55,760 --> 00:46:05,759
Speaker 1: named Dolly consensual. This is a nasty, sick, dirty motherfucker. Man.

697
00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: Where is he having sex? Is he? How is he

698
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:15,720
Speaker 1: having sex? In the ocean? Man? He said, I started rubbing.

699
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 1: First of all. First of all, dolphins are such I

700
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 1: mean How could you do that? How could you? How

701
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:27,120
Speaker 1: could you do that to the dolphin? How could you?

702
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,440
Speaker 1: And he said consensual, like the dolphins, those little clicks

703
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: mean yes, he said that. He started touching her forehead

704
00:46:36,719 --> 00:46:40,080
Speaker 1: and she seemed to enjoy that, so I started rubbing

705
00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:43,279
Speaker 1: her back and working my way down her tail. This

706
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:45,680
Speaker 1: is a serious ship. Go ahead, I'm hearing it and

707
00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:50,280
Speaker 1: moving my hand towards her tail and slowly or along

708
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:54,919
Speaker 1: her access And then he fucked the dolphin. This guy

709
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: with Malcolm Brenner, and he's a part of someone. How

710
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,680
Speaker 1: could any award be given to a guy who did

711
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 1: that to a dolphin? Helpless, sweet, friendly dolphin. This is

712
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:15,279
Speaker 1: a nasty shit bag with Peter. Peter needs to get him.

713
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:18,680
Speaker 1: People with a fucking club. Peter's fucking with people with

714
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:22,960
Speaker 1: the jackets. They need to get him. This guy's this guy.

715
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: When I when I read about this, I was disturbed

716
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: by I'm disgusted. I'm never and they gave that a award,

717
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 1: that film and award. They should lock this animal up, man,

718
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,120
Speaker 1: They should lock this animal up man. This is this

719
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: is this is not okay, man like, but but the

720
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: award is for it was a it's a great movie.

721
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:45,840
Speaker 1: It's a great documentary. I'm not watching it. And you

722
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:49,320
Speaker 1: know what else, this guy is sick. Oh he was

723
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:53,440
Speaker 1: married twice and he had one other sexual experience with

724
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 1: an animal, a dog. Oh, this is a nasty fun Yeah,

725
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:05,399
Speaker 1: this is a nasty person. And don't let money into

726
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,160
Speaker 1: the zoo because you don't know what he could do.

727
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:11,919
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, that tiger is bad. Yeah, I'm gonna

728
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come back. Yeah, I'm gonna sneak in here

729
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:22,480
Speaker 1: to Defense podcast. There's a sick funk of the week.

730
00:48:23,760 --> 00:48:26,239
Speaker 1: He he hasn't been charged, but he's been accused, and

731
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:32,839
Speaker 1: the accusation is enough to get you awarded the sick

732
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: funk of the week. Remember a guy named Dana stubble

733
00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:40,720
Speaker 1: Field played for the football San Francisco forty Niners champion

734
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:46,400
Speaker 1: San Francisco forty Niners. He has been accused of the

735
00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:55,879
Speaker 1: rape of a quote unquote developmentally delayed woman, retarded woman. Huh,

736
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,880
Speaker 1: you're a sick fuck, Dana stubble Field. I don't know

737
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 1: what you did and why you would do something like this,

738
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:07,040
Speaker 1: but if you didn't, right now, it's just charges. You're

739
00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:09,600
Speaker 1: a true sick You go right to the top ten

740
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,960
Speaker 1: of six Fox in a week on the Iron Rapports

741
00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:15,479
Speaker 1: Stereo podcast. So I'm gonna congratulate you on that, because

742
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,720
Speaker 1: that's probably gonna be the last congratulations you're ever gonna get. Damn,

743
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:24,399
Speaker 1: what a what a cad developmentally delayed woman? They're coming

744
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,919
Speaker 1: up with all kind of ship. Now, then why won't

745
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:33,760
Speaker 1: they simply say retarded? Is that offensive? I take developmentally

746
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 1: delayed as offensive. Retarded? Yeah, we we know the story

747
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 1: about you taking care of your nephews. Gerald has uh developmentally? Oh,

748
00:49:46,480 --> 00:49:51,600
Speaker 1: I had retarded. He has a nephew who is retarded. Right, No,

749
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 1: there's no terms. No, he is retarded and you love him,

750
00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,120
Speaker 1: of course. And he don't give a funk if I'm

751
00:49:59,160 --> 00:50:02,640
Speaker 1: calling him, you know my nephews retarded. He don't care

752
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:09,320
Speaker 1: because he knows he is development what's that? I'm not

753
00:50:09,560 --> 00:50:16,520
Speaker 1: that podcast. The head of the police Borrow in Brooklyn,

754
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,920
Speaker 1: had a couple of his his side piece. He's married.

755
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:23,080
Speaker 1: He had side pieces go on there on the internet

756
00:50:24,600 --> 00:50:26,760
Speaker 1: and they were talking on somebody needs to stop chasing

757
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,440
Speaker 1: married pregnant women. He has ah, he has a pang

758
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:36,960
Speaker 1: a taste for pregnant women. He doesn't care. He he

759
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,640
Speaker 1: likes to be with pregnant women, and and and he's

760
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: also married, and and and This one woman said, somebody

761
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:48,239
Speaker 1: needs to stop chasing pregnant women around. Uh, what's wrong

762
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 1: with this guy? Jeffrey, that's his name, Jeffrey Mattterray. It's

763
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 1: all allegations. I don't know if it's true. He loves

764
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 1: pregnant women. Shit, I appreciate you allowing me to sit

765
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,400
Speaker 1: on your face. That's all it was good for. When

766
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: I was in the hospital, this woman said, this fool

767
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: had the audacity to come for some ass while I

768
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: had an I V in my arms. Yeah, he's so

769
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,359
Speaker 1: greedy for the ass. I literally had to get out

770
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: of my hospital bed and go into the bathroom and

771
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: give this greedy motherfucker some ass. Oh, somebody got my

772
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: ex husband fired and funked up with child support. So

773
00:51:23,800 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 1: what do you think is this guy? Is he a

774
00:51:27,760 --> 00:51:31,840
Speaker 1: sick fuck or is he just bouted bounting. He's not

775
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 1: bouted bout it. Sick funk worthy, he's sick funck. He

776
00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 1: in the hospital trying to do he's these bronze is pleasant, Yeah, yeah,

777
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: because you do it. Yeah, he's nuts, he's nuts. Okay,

778
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with my first thing, which was sick

779
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,799
Speaker 1: fun and then I thought maybe he's just a wild

780
00:51:51,840 --> 00:52:00,960
Speaker 1: cowbit was okay, all right, he's a depraved sex rual animal. Yeah,

781
00:52:01,000 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: he's an animal. This guy is an animal. Damn podcast.

782
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:15,960
Speaker 1: A dude in Los Angeles accused of sexually assaulting women

783
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,880
Speaker 1: at nursing homes day you sick fuck you. He was

784
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:26,120
Speaker 1: arrested of a suspicion of not a not sexually assaulting

785
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:30,240
Speaker 1: one woman in her eighties, several women in her eighties,

786
00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 1: and he's been doing it for years. This cocksucker, danielo

787
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:40,719
Speaker 1: Arturo Gonzalez, is a sick fuck He's a He's been

788
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,560
Speaker 1: taken into custody for for a large amount of bail.

789
00:52:44,719 --> 00:52:47,600
Speaker 1: This was borderline he I was offended by this that

790
00:52:47,640 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: I didn't want to call him a sick funck, but

791
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: I just wanted to acknowledge this cocksucker because this is

792
00:52:52,960 --> 00:52:56,920
Speaker 1: so bad and so gruesome and so violent and so

793
00:52:57,200 --> 00:53:02,960
Speaker 1: sick that you, Gonzalez, I don't call you, Mr Gonzalez, Danillo.

794
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna get fucked in the ass, for sure. You're

795
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:08,799
Speaker 1: getting fucked in the a a lot. They're gonna put

796
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 1: you in with with the rowdiest of the rowdy, and

797
00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: they're coming in there with the wonder bread bags to

798
00:53:13,560 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 1: take that ass. Okay, h And if you don't know

799
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:20,719
Speaker 1: what the wonder break bags are for, U you do

800
00:53:20,880 --> 00:53:23,759
Speaker 1: the math that's called safe sex and jail. You bring

801
00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 1: in the wonder bread bags and you cover up, so

802
00:53:27,080 --> 00:53:29,480
Speaker 1: they're gonna tear you up real proper because what you

803
00:53:29,600 --> 00:53:32,719
Speaker 1: did is terrible. So you are one of the sick

804
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: foxs of the week. Uh, the other sick funk of

805
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: the week. I mean, just when you think, how how

806
00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:42,920
Speaker 1: how creative can these people do? A dude in Arizona

807
00:53:43,800 --> 00:53:48,200
Speaker 1: put the family dog, which was a poodle, a smaller dog.

808
00:53:48,280 --> 00:53:50,879
Speaker 1: I'm not a fan of smaller dogs, but I love

809
00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: dogs and I love animals. I don't love dead animals.

810
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: I I mentioned it earlier, but I'm not a sick

811
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:03,160
Speaker 1: Oh this this this cocksucker took the dog, the poodle,

812
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: and put it on the barbecue the smoker because of

813
00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 1: his daughter's T shirt. He didn't like what the girls

814
00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:13,080
Speaker 1: had on her T shirt and threw it into the

815
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:16,439
Speaker 1: fire and then took the dog and threw the dog

816
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,640
Speaker 1: into the fire. Patrick Zane Thompson, he used to play

817
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:25,759
Speaker 1: football for Arizona State. Actually, you're the sick funk of

818
00:54:25,800 --> 00:54:33,320
Speaker 1: the week. They wanted hot dogs. Nah, good one, good one, Monetti.

819
00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 1: See this is why Monetti is the UH two thousand

820
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:41,759
Speaker 1: and fifteen podcast co host of the Year. No doubt you.

821
00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: You turned a gloomy story into a great bit. There

822
00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: they cooked the family dog, because yeah, that's that's it.

823
00:54:50,040 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 1: So this is a sick Do you have another one?

824
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,960
Speaker 1: Or you just is it party? You have three? Oh

825
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,839
Speaker 1: my goodness, come on, man, don't don't the hammer, please, hammer,

826
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:05,240
Speaker 1: don't hurt him. A woman who's had so many bad relationships.

827
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:13,360
Speaker 1: Oh no, she wants to marry a tree. She said.

828
00:55:14,719 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: It's the best sex I've ever had with a tree,

829
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 1: an actual tree, she said. She rubbed her breast up

830
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:26,520
Speaker 1: against the bark. She didn't she didn't cut her ship.

831
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:30,480
Speaker 1: She didn't like get like a like a like a

832
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: I'm sure her ship got all scabbed up, but that's

833
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,880
Speaker 1: rough sex to her. Well, what what kind of dudes? Was? She? Like?

834
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: A tree got a better fuck style than your ex boyfriend.

835
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 1: The branches is thick, motherfuck yo? You said you are

836
00:55:45,560 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: you saying she's not a fucking a sick fuck. She

837
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:51,800
Speaker 1: is a sick funk. The tree she named Tim and

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Speaker 1: dispose of the body during the middle of the day.

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Speaker 1: and do something better than just shaving your head, Anthon Lopez.

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Speaker 1: And and he was pushing around the dead body that

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Speaker 1: was covered in like a sheet on a fucking gurney

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Speaker 1: And they caught him. Uh. They had apparently a very

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Speaker 1: bad he relationship. He he he beat her in the past,

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Speaker 1: he had her work in as a prostitute. This is

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Speaker 1: his wife. Imagine how he treats people he doesn't like. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And and then he killed her uh and beat her

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Speaker 1: and then tried to dispose of the body. Uh, walking

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Speaker 1: around with the body on on a gurney. And Anthony Lopez, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you're never coming out of jail, hopefully And you are.

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Speaker 1: This week's Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast Sick the Week podcast.

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Speaker 1: You got a sick Funk the Week, Crazy Ship unusual.

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Speaker 1: A guy gave up his life to live as a

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Speaker 1: fucking goat. What what are you talking about, Joe? He

898
01:00:15,520 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: gave up his life. Yeah, he saw a dog in

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01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:24,160
Speaker 1: his street, right and the dog seemed so happy and careless.

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Speaker 1: It inspired him. So he got a million dollars grant

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01:00:28,760 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 1: to study go psychology. He made, he had prosthetics made,

902
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:39,720
Speaker 1: he had a fake stomach made, and an outfit and

903
01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:44,800
Speaker 1: he was roaming the countryside with gold and he gave

904
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 1: this asshole a million dollars. Yeah, well then we have

905
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Speaker 1: to question he might not be the sick funk of

906
01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:54,040
Speaker 1: the week. He might be the smart funk of the week. No,

907
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 1: he ain't smart because he went through with the goat ship.

908
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: He's supposed to take that that money and kick and

909
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 1: just bounce, all right, I can get that. What about

910
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:08,560
Speaker 1: these dudes? Speaking of sick Fox of a week, there's

911
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Speaker 1: a documentary on an entire entire group of people, men

912
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:17,640
Speaker 1: and women that are They call themselves the Secret the

913
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 1: Human Pups. And there's a real documentary coming out called

914
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Speaker 1: The Secret Life. As if this is a secret, this

915
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,080
Speaker 1: shouldn't be a secret. I'm glad they should. They're making

916
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Speaker 1: a documentary. First of all, these fox and this documentary,

917
01:01:31,000 --> 01:01:34,200
Speaker 1: they should all be put on a list and red flagged, okay,

918
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,040
Speaker 1: because you need to watch out for people like this.

919
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:39,560
Speaker 1: These people, they want to live their lives as dogs.

920
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 1: They have huh it's called yeah, no, it's called the

921
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:50,280
Speaker 1: sick Funk of the week. Okay, it's it's it. There's

922
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,560
Speaker 1: something called the b D s M community and it's

923
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,919
Speaker 1: it's exploded, and and and and and and of course

924
01:01:57,000 --> 01:01:59,760
Speaker 1: the Internet is where these people, these like minded people

925
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:02,400
Speaker 1: reach out to each other and they find each other

926
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: and they dress up like like dogs, and they have leather, leather,

927
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:09,640
Speaker 1: you know, outfits and costumes and they're different kind of dogs.

928
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: Now you know what you do with these assholes, Put

929
01:02:13,080 --> 01:02:15,560
Speaker 1: them around some some real dogs that that that ain't

930
01:02:15,560 --> 01:02:18,120
Speaker 1: about that silly ship. Let him get bit in the

931
01:02:18,160 --> 01:02:21,160
Speaker 1: ask a couple of times, and then that'll that that'll

932
01:02:21,200 --> 01:02:23,240
Speaker 1: take you out of wanting to be as a puppy.

933
01:02:23,800 --> 01:02:27,080
Speaker 1: You're not a puppy, alright, freak show. You're not a dog.

934
01:02:27,200 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: With your letter mask and you got your rubber bone

935
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:34,160
Speaker 1: in your mouth. That's not dog Okay, you're a freak. Okay,

936
01:02:34,880 --> 01:02:40,600
Speaker 1: what are the deep guys with crown Mr Puppy? Yeah right,

937
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:46,600
Speaker 1: like like like they it's usually a gay relationship. They

938
01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:50,600
Speaker 1: handler and the guy dressed as a puppy are usually

939
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 1: in a relationship. This is some sick ship. This is

940
01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:56,760
Speaker 1: where we're going now, yeah, this is and they're celebrated

941
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,520
Speaker 1: and they get a movie written about them and a

942
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,600
Speaker 1: movie a movie told about that. Now the real sick

943
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:06,080
Speaker 1: fox of a week. This was disturbing. Now now we're not.

944
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:09,360
Speaker 1: We're not, you know, like big time animal people here.

945
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:13,960
Speaker 1: Um I love dogs, I love cats. I support anybody

946
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:18,320
Speaker 1: that supports and takes care of animals. Um, you know

947
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:21,360
Speaker 1: I I said I love cats. I actually I don't

948
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Speaker 1: love cats, but my mom is a cat person. I

949
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:28,600
Speaker 1: actually don't trust those little fucks at all. I'm scared

950
01:03:28,640 --> 01:03:31,480
Speaker 1: of cats, but I don't want anybody abusing cats and

951
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:36,240
Speaker 1: sicker than abusing a cat. These three teenage girls, and again,

952
01:03:36,640 --> 01:03:39,360
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about Florida. These three

953
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 1: teenage girls in Florida, and you know what, they're young,

954
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,760
Speaker 1: so what though, this is sick and these are probably

955
01:03:44,800 --> 01:03:48,560
Speaker 1: the youngest sick fox of the week. The videotaped themselves

956
01:03:50,040 --> 01:03:53,439
Speaker 1: taking their their their pet, their pet bunny. They're they're

957
01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 1: bunny rabbit and throwing it against the wall. Damn, you're

958
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 1: a sick fuck. Okay, I don't care that you're thirteen

959
01:04:02,080 --> 01:04:05,040
Speaker 1: and fourteen. They were giggling and laughing and then posted

960
01:04:05,320 --> 01:04:08,320
Speaker 1: the video. As the buddy was trying to escape, they

961
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:11,920
Speaker 1: threw a little helpless rabbit against the wall over and

962
01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:22,320
Speaker 1: over and over. Jesus, horrible, terrible, terrible, damn. Do you

963
01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:25,440
Speaker 1: know what the funk are you doing with that beast?

964
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:32,840
Speaker 1: Reality Now infamous is legal in Canada and the Supreme

965
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:35,439
Speaker 1: because an old rule that means that means like you're

966
01:04:35,480 --> 01:04:39,800
Speaker 1: you're allowed constant the constitution or whatever the funk they

967
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:43,439
Speaker 1: have up there. My my brother, professor aircraft Port, he's

968
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:46,200
Speaker 1: a resident of of and and his and his wife

969
01:04:46,200 --> 01:04:49,640
Speaker 1: who's also professor, the residents of of of Canada. So

970
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: I can I could get the details. We're not fact

971
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:55,040
Speaker 1: checking anything, um, but the the the the the country

972
01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:59,760
Speaker 1: of Canada itself, it's it it their Conscius says you

973
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:06,200
Speaker 1: could do as you may with any animal sexually. I

974
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:09,880
Speaker 1: don't understand this. I don't understand how like and there's like, oh,

975
01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: it's hard to change the rules and the laws and

976
01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 1: the listen, what the funk is going on here? Like

977
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,600
Speaker 1: I was saying earlier, Mr Monetti, that aren't you seeing

978
01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:21,600
Speaker 1: that this kind of stuff with dogs and animals is

979
01:05:21,920 --> 01:05:25,800
Speaker 1: becoming more on a regular basis, Like did the like

980
01:05:25,880 --> 01:05:27,680
Speaker 1: I would say, like, you know, we we had to

981
01:05:27,760 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: get off the Tom Brady train. We have to get

982
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:32,600
Speaker 1: off to Caitlin Jender train. You know, at some point

983
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:35,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to jump myself off the Lebron short train.

984
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:37,840
Speaker 1: You know that it gets redundant. And now I'm feeling

985
01:05:37,880 --> 01:05:40,560
Speaker 1: like at some point, when are we gonna stop mentioning

986
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,960
Speaker 1: six Fox of the Week and an entire nation that

987
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:47,360
Speaker 1: are that this this is okay? That the and and

988
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:52,600
Speaker 1: that that there's people weekly podcast the podcast that are

989
01:05:52,680 --> 01:06:01,960
Speaker 1: fucking dogs and sucks. Man. Now, Candida say you can

990
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:05,080
Speaker 1: you can do all of them. If you see a ryo,

991
01:06:05,520 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 1: you could, You could go at a rhino and whatever

992
01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:11,439
Speaker 1: you want, whatever you want, it's if it's your dog,

993
01:06:12,040 --> 01:06:15,880
Speaker 1: do as you please, if you own that dog. Get busy.

994
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,960
Speaker 1: But what what these guys are sick? Why are they

995
01:06:20,120 --> 01:06:23,040
Speaker 1: thinking like that? You look, well, why is that appealing?

996
01:06:23,160 --> 01:06:27,440
Speaker 1: How is that on my loneliest day, on my loneliest night,

997
01:06:27,520 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 1: on my my most heartbroken, you know, like part of

998
01:06:31,840 --> 01:06:34,520
Speaker 1: my life. Everybody goes to you know, their their their

999
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:37,640
Speaker 1: their their their depression and the girls are gone and

1000
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,680
Speaker 1: this and that and the breakup and the fucking divorce

1001
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: and the fucking no good judges and alimony and the

1002
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 1: child support and she cheated, and you cheated, and he cheat.

1003
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:50,240
Speaker 1: Everybody cheats and this that's got their ship in on

1004
01:06:50,960 --> 01:06:55,880
Speaker 1: in my loneliest hour, Fucking my dog Wheezy, it never

1005
01:06:56,040 --> 01:07:00,400
Speaker 1: came up. Now, let me ask you something, Monettie. You

1006
01:07:00,480 --> 01:07:02,480
Speaker 1: don't have a dog. Have you ever thought about fucking

1007
01:07:02,560 --> 01:07:04,680
Speaker 1: my dog? I'll be be honest here because I want

1008
01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:07,320
Speaker 1: to know. But what I'm dealing with here? Come on, man,

1009
01:07:08,120 --> 01:07:10,840
Speaker 1: I'm asking you a question. No, come on, have you

1010
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:17,600
Speaker 1: or have you not? You're the guy with the dog. Yeah,

1011
01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:20,440
Speaker 1: I'm a dog owner. I've never I'm I lonely and

1012
01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 1: my loneliest hour, I never thought about doing anything to

1013
01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:29,840
Speaker 1: Wheezy or to my other dog, Stanley, who I rescued

1014
01:07:29,880 --> 01:07:33,080
Speaker 1: off the streets of downtown Los Angeles about I don't know.

1015
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:37,400
Speaker 1: Eighteen nineteen years Ago rest May May, May she rest

1016
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,080
Speaker 1: in peace. My dog Stanley, I never, I never, I

1017
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:43,600
Speaker 1: never crossed my mind to have my way with Stanley ever.

1018
01:07:43,960 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 1: And you know you can do that your your dog.

1019
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:50,000
Speaker 1: Dogs are man's best friend. They truly are submissive to you.

1020
01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 1: If you if you want to, you can do that.

1021
01:07:53,240 --> 01:07:55,480
Speaker 1: But I don't understand how this is something that I

1022
01:07:55,520 --> 01:07:59,160
Speaker 1: wouldever cross your mind. This is a sick like. I'm

1023
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:01,640
Speaker 1: not saying you should be jailed, but you should certainly

1024
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:09,640
Speaker 1: be institutionalized. Yeah, dog smell, man, he's motherfucker's yo. Alicia

1025
01:08:09,720 --> 01:08:12,760
Speaker 1: worried there there there's men and women that smell. We've

1026
01:08:12,840 --> 01:08:16,280
Speaker 1: talked about smelly snapper on this show many a times.

1027
01:08:16,760 --> 01:08:20,920
Speaker 1: That's the least of it that they smell. Can being

1028
01:08:21,080 --> 01:08:25,479
Speaker 1: that smells a dog or or a fucking horse. That's

1029
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:28,840
Speaker 1: a mother ship. That's some zou ship, Yo, Canada, you

1030
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:32,400
Speaker 1: get a whole entire wiga please. I mean, I don't

1031
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:37,000
Speaker 1: know what the hell you guys are doing up there, yo. Podcast.

1032
01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:42,719
Speaker 1: This Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick not to be confused

1033
01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:46,400
Speaker 1: with the sports personality Dan Patrick, You're the sick funck

1034
01:08:46,439 --> 01:08:50,000
Speaker 1: of the week FORGA. You're a sick fuck and and

1035
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:52,639
Speaker 1: I'm sick and tired of these all these people standing

1036
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:55,280
Speaker 1: behind I don't again, I don't want to offend anybody

1037
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:57,519
Speaker 1: with any of this show. I really don't like to

1038
01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:00,960
Speaker 1: talk about religion. But for this guy, Luke Tenant Governor

1039
01:09:01,960 --> 01:09:07,280
Speaker 1: Dan Patrick. The same day he he he posted a

1040
01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:11,679
Speaker 1: tweet saying, do not be deceived. God cannot be mocked.

1041
01:09:12,040 --> 01:09:15,880
Speaker 1: A man reaps what he sows. You're a piece of shit,

1042
01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:20,120
Speaker 1: You're a sick fuck. And and and to sit there

1043
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,920
Speaker 1: and like to read that passage out of the Bible

1044
01:09:22,960 --> 01:09:25,400
Speaker 1: and then skew it as oh this is God. No,

1045
01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:29,320
Speaker 1: no God, no, no any of any any sort, no book.

1046
01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:33,439
Speaker 1: It is valid in this And and the fact that

1047
01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:35,559
Speaker 1: you know that if you work at like a company

1048
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,439
Speaker 1: and you you did this, you get fired. But the

1049
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:40,200
Speaker 1: governor he could still be the governor after doing that.

1050
01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:46,000
Speaker 1: So Dan Dan Patrick, Governor Dan Patrick, you're the sick

1051
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:48,920
Speaker 1: funk of the week. It's an award that is never

1052
01:09:49,439 --> 01:09:52,479
Speaker 1: just given. It's earned. You're the soul sick funk of

1053
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:54,479
Speaker 1: the week. If we have other sick funs, we're gonna

1054
01:09:54,520 --> 01:09:58,559
Speaker 1: push them into next week. Because Dan Patrick, that's his name.

1055
01:09:58,600 --> 01:10:02,280
Speaker 1: When he keeps saying it. Who's a governor in United States?

1056
01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:06,679
Speaker 1: In Texas? You're a real sick piece of shit, Okay,

1057
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:09,800
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't be surprised if you walk around with

1058
01:10:09,960 --> 01:10:13,400
Speaker 1: a thumb up your ass, because not if you hate

1059
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,880
Speaker 1: the gaze, you probably hate yourself, Okay, and and and

1060
01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:18,680
Speaker 1: and and for for have that kind of hate. And

1061
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:20,800
Speaker 1: you think that you know the Bible says is no,

1062
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:29,200
Speaker 1: you're a sick fuck podcast. An adult baby shop opens

1063
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:34,560
Speaker 1: in Illinois call Tyker Bulls. It's a nursery for adults,

1064
01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:39,080
Speaker 1: and of course a name is given to it to

1065
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:44,960
Speaker 1: try and dignify utter madness adult baby syndrome. It's where

1066
01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,599
Speaker 1: adults have a sexual desire to be babies again. They

1067
01:10:48,640 --> 01:10:53,679
Speaker 1: wear diapers and purposely crap on themselves, and they fuck

1068
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:59,160
Speaker 1: and they sleep in cribs. What what? What state is

1069
01:10:59,240 --> 01:11:08,559
Speaker 1: this in Illinois called Tyker Bulls. They wear diapers and okay, okay, okay,

1070
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:13,800
Speaker 1: they what they purposely shot on themselves. Okay. Now, as

1071
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:16,559
Speaker 1: a guy who has all sort of colitis, I don't

1072
01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:21,479
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Number one, uh, number two, I don't know

1073
01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:23,560
Speaker 1: what the angle is on. Who do we give the

1074
01:11:23,600 --> 01:11:25,120
Speaker 1: sick funk of the Week. To do we give it

1075
01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,479
Speaker 1: to the patrons. Do we give it to the to

1076
01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:30,920
Speaker 1: the guy who opened it or is he just a

1077
01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:34,639
Speaker 1: businessman who's capitalizing on on on a group of people.

1078
01:11:35,520 --> 01:11:37,400
Speaker 1: Where do we start with this? You throw me for

1079
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:39,640
Speaker 1: a loop here. This is a real thing. It's a

1080
01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:44,800
Speaker 1: real thing, bro. It's called takeables like a little tyke

1081
01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:49,240
Speaker 1: tyka bulls and people actually go to this place. Yeah,

1082
01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:52,120
Speaker 1: it's a store. The town is okay, okay, listen, we

1083
01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:56,080
Speaker 1: have we have representatives at the Chicago Wrapper Pack and

1084
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,960
Speaker 1: anybody who's in Chicago, can you please give us some

1085
01:11:59,080 --> 01:12:03,599
Speaker 1: surveillance foot um and some some photographs of what's going

1086
01:12:03,680 --> 01:12:06,600
Speaker 1: on out there in Illinois. Please, I'm reaching out to

1087
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:10,640
Speaker 1: the Wrapper Pack. Uh. You know who you are. We

1088
01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:13,040
Speaker 1: know who you are. We need help with this one

1089
01:12:13,080 --> 01:12:15,960
Speaker 1: because you threw me with with a little left hook

1090
01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:19,840
Speaker 1: with that bullshit. It's real, bro, And and the town

1091
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:22,560
Speaker 1: is trying to get The mayor said there's nothing we

1092
01:12:22,680 --> 01:12:25,680
Speaker 1: could do the zoning. Doesn't you know there's nothing they

1093
01:12:25,720 --> 01:12:28,080
Speaker 1: could do to shut it down. Guys are in there

1094
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:31,120
Speaker 1: with diapers and they sucking their thumbs and you know

1095
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:35,320
Speaker 1: they have a sexual desire for that. What the fuck?

1096
01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:42,200
Speaker 1: Jesus Damn podcast. I saw this. This is on Twitter,

1097
01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:44,519
Speaker 1: uh and and so I'm not revealing this for the

1098
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:48,920
Speaker 1: first time, and it's all over Instagram and Twitter. At

1099
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:54,040
Speaker 1: the Cleveland Cavaliers parade, they have never won a championship

1100
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:58,120
Speaker 1: in the franchise history. A guy who looked like he

1101
01:12:58,240 --> 01:13:00,559
Speaker 1: was some sort of baboon. He was like a six

1102
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,439
Speaker 1: ft nine white guy, looked ginormous, like like like a

1103
01:13:03,640 --> 01:13:10,800
Speaker 1: big guy. For some reason, during the parade in Cleveland,

1104
01:13:12,200 --> 01:13:17,120
Speaker 1: this guy stopped, started taunting the the the the other

1105
01:13:17,280 --> 01:13:22,360
Speaker 1: other people at the parade, bent down and picked up

1106
01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:29,160
Speaker 1: a handfull of horse ship and started eating it. You

1107
01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:33,240
Speaker 1: sick fuck you. This person needs to be They should

1108
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:36,120
Speaker 1: have arrested him on site. I don't know what the

1109
01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,960
Speaker 1: charges would have been, but that is a type of person.

1110
01:13:39,080 --> 01:13:41,519
Speaker 1: He shouldn't be out in public. He's he's gonna probably

1111
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:45,519
Speaker 1: catch some sort of malaria or something. This is the

1112
01:13:45,600 --> 01:13:47,200
Speaker 1: sick funk of the week. Did you do you see

1113
01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:50,200
Speaker 1: the footage of this guy. I've seen it and my

1114
01:13:50,439 --> 01:13:52,920
Speaker 1: my jaw dropped and then he like threw some in

1115
01:13:53,120 --> 01:13:54,880
Speaker 1: it in his mouth and like was gargling it. This

1116
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:59,840
Speaker 1: is true. It was so disgusting and other worldly. It was.

1117
01:14:00,240 --> 01:14:03,840
Speaker 1: It was Listen, my moniker is the gringo man dingo.

1118
01:14:04,760 --> 01:14:08,320
Speaker 1: I love the gorillas, I love the apes. But but but,

1119
01:14:08,640 --> 01:14:14,200
Speaker 1: but but leave the ship eating to them. Why would

1120
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:16,920
Speaker 1: he do such a thing. He had to be hopped

1121
01:14:17,000 --> 01:14:20,880
Speaker 1: up on on on bath salts and and and and something.

1122
01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:23,600
Speaker 1: I don't even know what kind of drug concoction, what

1123
01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:26,560
Speaker 1: kind of mix, what kind of cocktail can get you

1124
01:14:26,680 --> 01:14:32,000
Speaker 1: into eating horseshit, not human ship, not dogshit, piles and

1125
01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:41,439
Speaker 1: piles of straight horseshit. Damn, you're a pig. This guy

1126
01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:43,800
Speaker 1: might go down as the sick funck of the year

1127
01:14:43,880 --> 01:14:47,080
Speaker 1: for sure. He's he's definitely the leading candidate. He's in

1128
01:14:47,120 --> 01:14:50,000
Speaker 1: the running, no doubt. I mean, I don't see how

1129
01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:54,840
Speaker 1: anybody's gonna beat this guy because the creativity and just

1130
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:57,880
Speaker 1: the pure sickness of it. A guy and it's caught

1131
01:14:57,920 --> 01:15:04,160
Speaker 1: on camera and road daylight ran up on a woman.

1132
01:15:04,280 --> 01:15:06,240
Speaker 1: So just the fact that you run up on a woman,

1133
01:15:06,439 --> 01:15:09,240
Speaker 1: you're gonna be scared to death, like just a stranger

1134
01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:12,160
Speaker 1: running up on you. The guy ran up on her.

1135
01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:15,720
Speaker 1: This is true. You know, we don't fact check, but

1136
01:15:16,040 --> 01:15:18,679
Speaker 1: you can break rule number one. Of the Iron Rapports

1137
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:21,240
Speaker 1: stereo podcast. If you don't believe us, because this is

1138
01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:25,360
Speaker 1: a true On the Upper East Side, where I was

1139
01:15:25,439 --> 01:15:28,240
Speaker 1: born and raised, a thirty three year old woman was

1140
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:31,040
Speaker 1: walking alone in the middle of the day when a

1141
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:34,800
Speaker 1: man came out of nowhere. He ran up to this

1142
01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:39,160
Speaker 1: woman with a bag of ship or some ship in

1143
01:15:39,240 --> 01:15:41,320
Speaker 1: his hands. I yeah, I know, he had a way

1144
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:46,519
Speaker 1: a bag of shit. They're saying it's waste, I say shit,

1145
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:50,120
Speaker 1: and he stuffed it down the back of her pants.

1146
01:15:51,160 --> 01:15:55,240
Speaker 1: The woman, you know, scurried away because obviously she didn't

1147
01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 1: know what was happening. Later to find out that this

1148
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:03,360
Speaker 1: gentleman had attacked her with a bag of ship. It's

1149
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:08,360
Speaker 1: human shit. They did the testing on it. Um and and,

1150
01:16:08,640 --> 01:16:10,760
Speaker 1: my friend, you are the sick funk of the week.

1151
01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 1: He did this to two people, So now this is

1152
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:25,080
Speaker 1: a serial ship thrower ship flinger. Um and and and

1153
01:16:25,200 --> 01:16:27,760
Speaker 1: and bye bye bye. Definitely the sick funk of the month.

1154
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:31,360
Speaker 1: Would you say, Monetti, how is anyone gonna beat this guy? How?

1155
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:36,400
Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone could surpass just the savagery

1156
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:40,600
Speaker 1: and the nastiness of that. But I may have a contender.

1157
01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:45,559
Speaker 1: Oh right now, right now. Wait, wait, wait, wait before

1158
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,640
Speaker 1: you before you go into this, but we we need

1159
01:16:47,680 --> 01:16:51,760
Speaker 1: to give this guy his his time. Yeah. Have you

1160
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:56,920
Speaker 1: ever heard of anything like this? Jimon Edtie, Um No,

1161
01:16:57,560 --> 01:16:59,640
Speaker 1: but this this guy might be the guy you know

1162
01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:03,639
Speaker 1: when you go to a public restroom and you see crap,

1163
01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:07,360
Speaker 1: smear it all over the wall. This maybe that type

1164
01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:11,880
Speaker 1: of personality. But obviously he didn't. He didn't, he didn't

1165
01:17:11,880 --> 01:17:15,000
Speaker 1: want to smear it. He did smear. He smeared it

1166
01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:19,719
Speaker 1: on her buttox man, and he he had surgical gloves

1167
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:23,840
Speaker 1: on it. So God knows what's in that crap. Let

1168
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:27,599
Speaker 1: me tell you something. Uh, well, we stay on this guy,

1169
01:17:27,600 --> 01:17:29,840
Speaker 1: and I want to hear your guy. Um if this

1170
01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:32,560
Speaker 1: had happened to me, and I feel so bad for

1171
01:17:32,640 --> 01:17:37,000
Speaker 1: this woman. It's such a violation. I I don't know

1172
01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:39,080
Speaker 1: what I would do to with myself. I have a

1173
01:17:39,200 --> 01:17:44,080
Speaker 1: cat shitting in my my my front lawn, and the

1174
01:17:44,160 --> 01:17:46,200
Speaker 1: other day I didn't realize the cat was shipping. I

1175
01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:48,840
Speaker 1: smelt something and I just I thought it was like mud,

1176
01:17:50,040 --> 01:17:52,400
Speaker 1: and and I realized I had catshit on my hand

1177
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:57,840
Speaker 1: and it literally literally almost made me vomit and fall out.

1178
01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:02,000
Speaker 1: This is for real, you you know this about me. Yeah,

1179
01:18:02,280 --> 01:18:04,680
Speaker 1: I'm very very sensitive to these kinds of things. I

1180
01:18:04,880 --> 01:18:08,280
Speaker 1: I literally almost fella. I don't know. I really wish

1181
01:18:08,479 --> 01:18:11,519
Speaker 1: somebody could help me on on Twitter, Instagram, you could.

1182
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:13,719
Speaker 1: You could get us on iron Wrap Ports Stereo podcast

1183
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:16,479
Speaker 1: dot com. I need help because I have a cat

1184
01:18:17,720 --> 01:18:20,880
Speaker 1: violating my house. I got these two fucking dogs next door.

1185
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:25,240
Speaker 1: They won't shut the funk up again. But back to

1186
01:18:25,360 --> 01:18:29,439
Speaker 1: this guy, I hope they catch this shifting bandit. Uh.

1187
01:18:29,840 --> 01:18:33,760
Speaker 1: You know, they have another thing called phantom shitters, where

1188
01:18:34,920 --> 01:18:37,760
Speaker 1: these people are real sick. Now it's hard to catch

1189
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:41,360
Speaker 1: them to actually give one of them a sick Funk

1190
01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:44,400
Speaker 1: of the Week award. But what they do is they

1191
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:49,400
Speaker 1: make it into an artistic statement. They will ship in

1192
01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:52,800
Speaker 1: public in a bathroom and then like wrap it in

1193
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:55,439
Speaker 1: toilet paper and and and and hang it in a

1194
01:18:55,560 --> 01:19:00,439
Speaker 1: bathroom stall and design it like like a halloween you

1195
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:03,439
Speaker 1: know things, except for like like like the showcase item

1196
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:08,840
Speaker 1: is shit. These are called phantom shitters. Um. You know

1197
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,360
Speaker 1: how they had like those ghost riding, Now they have

1198
01:19:11,479 --> 01:19:13,880
Speaker 1: ghost shitting. And this is this is the whole thing

1199
01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:15,720
Speaker 1: that I don't know who's doing this, and they're they're

1200
01:19:15,760 --> 01:19:19,000
Speaker 1: they're creative about it. So I hate to start that

1201
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:21,519
Speaker 1: the The Iron Reports stereo podcast with with this much

1202
01:19:21,560 --> 01:19:24,840
Speaker 1: sort of U ship talk, but we were compelled to

1203
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 1: the the audience called for it. She called for you know,

1204
01:19:29,240 --> 01:19:31,479
Speaker 1: I I have to say, um, I made a mistake

1205
01:19:31,720 --> 01:19:35,519
Speaker 1: on seventy four Street and First Avenue is where the

1206
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:38,519
Speaker 1: woman who was caught on video the first incident with

1207
01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:41,160
Speaker 1: with this with the with the shipping bandit the poop

1208
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:45,960
Speaker 1: tosser m hm, that was on street. The other one

1209
01:19:46,040 --> 01:19:49,200
Speaker 1: was on Street and First Avenue, which, as you know, gimnetti.

1210
01:19:49,240 --> 01:19:51,760
Speaker 1: I mean, how close is that to my father? This

1211
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:55,559
Speaker 1: guy could have got my father. That's your hood, that's

1212
01:19:55,640 --> 01:19:59,080
Speaker 1: my hood. These cock suckers up there doing this. We

1213
01:19:59,160 --> 01:20:02,040
Speaker 1: need to get this sucker. You know. The first incident,

1214
01:20:02,479 --> 01:20:05,360
Speaker 1: he threw the crap and it hit a woman in

1215
01:20:05,439 --> 01:20:10,160
Speaker 1: her face. I would need so much therapy and help

1216
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:12,439
Speaker 1: and and and and and I don't know how I

1217
01:20:12,479 --> 01:20:15,320
Speaker 1: would come back from that. Honestly, I don't know how

1218
01:20:15,360 --> 01:20:17,120
Speaker 1: I would come back from something like that. I have.

1219
01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:20,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I have a very fragile disposition.

1220
01:20:21,720 --> 01:20:24,960
Speaker 1: I don't know how I would recover. Yo, I ain't

1221
01:20:25,000 --> 01:20:27,680
Speaker 1: going I ain't going back to your hood, man. Yeah,

1222
01:20:27,760 --> 01:20:29,960
Speaker 1: you thought it was tough and in in in Brownsville.

1223
01:20:30,439 --> 01:20:35,000
Speaker 1: We never did that in brown Nah. Uh. Who's your

1224
01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:38,120
Speaker 1: funck of the week? Uh, second place candidate or somebody

1225
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:40,519
Speaker 1: who could possibly top this which I just don't see happening.

1226
01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:46,840
Speaker 1: New Zealand. Man gets caught fucking a manhole cover on

1227
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:54,439
Speaker 1: the pavement. Jesus Christ, I got, I got? Now? Can

1228
01:20:54,479 --> 01:20:58,640
Speaker 1: I have more details about this gentleman? I think he

1229
01:20:58,800 --> 01:21:04,720
Speaker 1: was on some type of synthetic marijuana and off this building. Uh.

1230
01:21:05,240 --> 01:21:10,519
Speaker 1: The workers looked outside and saw this guy humping a

1231
01:21:10,640 --> 01:21:15,439
Speaker 1: man hole cover he was on. I listen, that's a

1232
01:21:15,800 --> 01:21:19,720
Speaker 1: gallant effort to try to top the first guy. But

1233
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:23,920
Speaker 1: the first guy is the soul, first, second, and third

1234
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:26,040
Speaker 1: place sick funk of the week. This ce Iron rep

1235
01:21:26,160 --> 01:21:29,280
Speaker 1: Or Stereo podcast will be right back. Welcome to play

1236
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:35,560
Speaker 1: a new podcast network featuring radio and TV personalities talking business, sports, tech, entertainment,

1237
01:21:35,640 --> 01:21:44,240
Speaker 1: and more. Play it at play dot It. There's a

1238
01:21:44,280 --> 01:21:50,960
Speaker 1: guy in in Podling County, Georgia, old guy Freddie Wadsworth. Uh,

1239
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,960
Speaker 1: he was arrested and and and and I believe he

1240
01:21:54,040 --> 01:21:56,840
Speaker 1: was charging with what they called beast reality, which is

1241
01:21:57,000 --> 01:22:01,400
Speaker 1: which is legal in Canada in some certain stances. Um,

1242
01:22:02,640 --> 01:22:07,200
Speaker 1: he fucked a goat. He he, he fucked a goat,

1243
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:11,160
Speaker 1: and uh, they arrested him. Thank goodness that that there's

1244
01:22:11,240 --> 01:22:14,479
Speaker 1: that's criminal and that's not okay. Uh. And even if

1245
01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:17,920
Speaker 1: there's not a law about this, eighty, he looks eighty.

1246
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:19,680
Speaker 1: I don't know, I can't. I don't know how this guy,

1247
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:23,479
Speaker 1: Freddie Wadsworth is, but but he got arrested for fucking

1248
01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:25,439
Speaker 1: a goat. And I don't know if it was his goat,

1249
01:22:25,479 --> 01:22:27,280
Speaker 1: where he found the goat that they didn't go into

1250
01:22:27,360 --> 01:22:31,759
Speaker 1: specifics as to where or who who was the owner

1251
01:22:31,920 --> 01:22:35,200
Speaker 1: of the goat? How do you get hard over a goat?

1252
01:22:36,920 --> 01:22:42,599
Speaker 1: A goat smells like shit, it's dirty, and you're you're

1253
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:48,640
Speaker 1: eighty and you're getting I don't know, huh, I don't know.

1254
01:22:49,080 --> 01:22:51,560
Speaker 1: See that's a sick fuck. That's a sick fun that.

1255
01:22:52,600 --> 01:22:55,600
Speaker 1: Look at that go Yeah, you're attracted to that, like

1256
01:22:55,880 --> 01:22:58,840
Speaker 1: you see like other people like oh Jay lower Hall,

1257
01:22:58,960 --> 01:23:03,680
Speaker 1: Howie Berry you are are are are attracted to a

1258
01:23:03,840 --> 01:23:09,519
Speaker 1: nanny goat. I'm gonna go at him today. The goat

1259
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:15,040
Speaker 1: sick funck. Another example of a sick fuck. This is

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01:23:15,360 --> 01:23:18,160
Speaker 1: a perfect example of a sick funk. Now this is

1261
01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:20,960
Speaker 1: a two from one. Well, you know what we we

1262
01:23:21,000 --> 01:23:24,320
Speaker 1: should put this. Let Twitter decide. Let everybody on Twitter

1263
01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,760
Speaker 1: and Facebook. I know not everybody's on Facebook. You can

1264
01:23:26,840 --> 01:23:29,840
Speaker 1: vote on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. Because this is tough.

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01:23:30,080 --> 01:23:32,519
Speaker 1: We have the the the the the older guy who

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01:23:32,640 --> 01:23:37,040
Speaker 1: was banging the goat real nice, real proper. Uh. This

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01:23:37,200 --> 01:23:42,720
Speaker 1: guy uh um is arrested and in jail. Forty five

1268
01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,760
Speaker 1: year old guy. His name is Joseph Corraro. I think

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01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:51,160
Speaker 1: that's his last thing Corral in Tampa. He was he

1270
01:23:51,280 --> 01:23:57,680
Speaker 1: was at the bush Gardens with his family when I

1271
01:23:57,760 --> 01:24:00,200
Speaker 1: don't know when when when he he he reached into

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01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:06,200
Speaker 1: an animal pen area and grabbed Pinky. Pinky is a

1273
01:24:06,439 --> 01:24:12,599
Speaker 1: dancing flamingo, famous dancing flamingo, and this this sick fuck

1274
01:24:13,160 --> 01:24:16,840
Speaker 1: violently threw it to the ground at at the attractions

1275
01:24:17,240 --> 01:24:22,840
Speaker 1: Jambo Junction area. Kids were there, old people were there. Uh.

1276
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:28,240
Speaker 1: The bird, the flamingo obviously had to be put down.

1277
01:24:28,320 --> 01:24:31,200
Speaker 1: He he he was, he was so severely damaged. Pinky

1278
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:35,880
Speaker 1: Pinky was a nineteen year old Chilian flamingo and the

1279
01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:40,880
Speaker 1: fucking thing could dance. He had moves, and this bastard,

1280
01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:46,759
Speaker 1: this sick fuck for some sick reason, when Broad Daylight

1281
01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:49,760
Speaker 1: chose to pick the flamingo up while he's there with

1282
01:24:49,880 --> 01:24:54,040
Speaker 1: his family and w W, E slammed the fucking thing down.

1283
01:24:55,600 --> 01:25:00,400
Speaker 1: He's on drugs. I don't know why why you would

1284
01:25:00,439 --> 01:25:04,160
Speaker 1: do that. I don't understand what would what would provoke

1285
01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:08,320
Speaker 1: you to do that? Uh? They have twenty filming goes well,

1286
01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:11,519
Speaker 1: now I have nineteen, um and they put this jail in.

1287
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:15,080
Speaker 1: This cocksucker in jail for only two thousand dollars. He

1288
01:25:15,160 --> 01:25:21,679
Speaker 1: shouldn't be that's too cheap. Podcast. You you you wanted

1289
01:25:21,720 --> 01:25:24,439
Speaker 1: a sick funck, I'll give you a sick fuck. Okay,

1290
01:25:25,160 --> 01:25:28,559
Speaker 1: you can't be patient. Everybody's hocking me. Do the sick

1291
01:25:28,640 --> 01:25:30,320
Speaker 1: funk of the week, Mike, Do the sick funk of

1292
01:25:30,360 --> 01:25:32,800
Speaker 1: the week, Mike. Uh, you want the sick funking the week?

1293
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:38,519
Speaker 1: Here it is, Here we go. I gotta I got

1294
01:25:38,600 --> 01:25:42,600
Speaker 1: a double whammy for you here. Okay. A couple in

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01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:47,639
Speaker 1: uh in uh, New Mexico. There are a couple. I'm

1296
01:25:47,640 --> 01:25:50,120
Speaker 1: gonna explain what I When I say couple, I'm doing

1297
01:25:50,200 --> 01:25:54,160
Speaker 1: big huge air quotes. A mother and her fucking son

1298
01:25:55,640 --> 01:25:58,880
Speaker 1: mother who's thirty six, and her son, who's nineteen. She

1299
01:25:59,040 --> 01:26:03,080
Speaker 1: had given her son up for adoption, Okay, when she

1300
01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:06,200
Speaker 1: was young, when she had him, obviously very young. She's

1301
01:26:06,240 --> 01:26:10,080
Speaker 1: thirty six, she's a nineteen year old son, So I

1302
01:26:10,120 --> 01:26:12,600
Speaker 1: don't know what the funk she was doing. But but

1303
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:14,800
Speaker 1: but you know, she put her son up for adoption,

1304
01:26:15,120 --> 01:26:20,640
Speaker 1: and then she she met her son, Okay, Okay, and

1305
01:26:20,880 --> 01:26:24,320
Speaker 1: and and now they've fallen in love and are earning

1306
01:26:24,479 --> 01:26:30,080
Speaker 1: and arnie sexual relationship. Okay, so right now, oh I

1307
01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:32,559
Speaker 1: don't need to explain more, but I will. These two

1308
01:26:32,640 --> 01:26:35,479
Speaker 1: are the sick funks of the week, because that's really sick.

1309
01:26:36,680 --> 01:26:39,519
Speaker 1: That's sick. I know that she didn't raise you, and

1310
01:26:39,640 --> 01:26:42,080
Speaker 1: I'm sure you had a tough life, but now that

1311
01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:44,320
Speaker 1: you know what's your mom, you're not supposed to be

1312
01:26:44,439 --> 01:26:47,800
Speaker 1: fucking your mom. Okay, and mom, you're not supposed to

1313
01:26:47,840 --> 01:26:51,280
Speaker 1: be fucking your nineteen year old son. See when when

1314
01:26:51,320 --> 01:26:53,160
Speaker 1: when when we give out the award the sick Funk

1315
01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:55,800
Speaker 1: of the week, the award that is that is earned,

1316
01:26:55,880 --> 01:26:59,240
Speaker 1: not given, These are two people that really, they really

1317
01:26:59,360 --> 01:27:03,960
Speaker 1: really earn it. This doesn't make any sense. She's the

1318
01:27:04,040 --> 01:27:10,160
Speaker 1: mother of nine. She has nine other kids, and now

1319
01:27:10,280 --> 01:27:14,800
Speaker 1: they've fallen in love and they're willing to go to jail, okay,

1320
01:27:14,880 --> 01:27:18,080
Speaker 1: to defend their relationship. So not only she will she

1321
01:27:18,200 --> 01:27:21,360
Speaker 1: be abandoning her nine other kids. Uh, she's willing to

1322
01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:23,720
Speaker 1: go to jail to fight for her relationship with her son.

1323
01:27:24,040 --> 01:27:27,120
Speaker 1: Her name is Monica marries m. A. R. E. S.

1324
01:27:27,640 --> 01:27:31,680
Speaker 1: Her son is named Caleb. I don't know what the

1325
01:27:31,800 --> 01:27:34,800
Speaker 1: fun kind of uh that New Mexico, That that that

1326
01:27:34,960 --> 01:27:39,439
Speaker 1: breaking bad, that that blue that Walter White that you're

1327
01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:42,000
Speaker 1: on out there, But you need to get your fucking

1328
01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:48,519
Speaker 1: heads together. Okay, they look similar to They look like

1329
01:27:48,640 --> 01:27:50,840
Speaker 1: mother and son. You know why they are mother and son?

1330
01:27:51,439 --> 01:27:53,920
Speaker 1: You make a cute couple. You guys look alike. No, no, no,

1331
01:27:54,160 --> 01:27:58,439
Speaker 1: this is not a cute couple. That's his mom. He's

1332
01:27:58,479 --> 01:28:02,840
Speaker 1: fucking So when when someone says that Caleb, you motherfucker,

1333
01:28:03,200 --> 01:28:07,680
Speaker 1: don't get offended. Caleb, don't be offended by this. So

1334
01:28:08,560 --> 01:28:11,080
Speaker 1: these are the sick Fox of the week. You want

1335
01:28:11,080 --> 01:28:13,680
Speaker 1: another one? Oh yeah, well I got another one for

1336
01:28:13,800 --> 01:28:17,640
Speaker 1: you too. Sick fox in one week isn't enough, is it? No?

1337
01:28:17,880 --> 01:28:21,719
Speaker 1: I gotta give you more? Okay, you want more? Sick fox.

1338
01:28:21,760 --> 01:28:25,240
Speaker 1: There's a woman again. I am sorry to keep reporting this.

1339
01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:30,639
Speaker 1: It's in the South. Uh. She she, it's a woman.

1340
01:28:31,439 --> 01:28:35,519
Speaker 1: She she She has pled guilty to charges that she

1341
01:28:35,680 --> 01:28:39,680
Speaker 1: had sex with a dog. Now it's one thing if

1342
01:28:39,720 --> 01:28:42,800
Speaker 1: you're a guy to fuck a dog, um, but for

1343
01:28:42,880 --> 01:28:49,240
Speaker 1: a woman to get fucked by a dog, it's even

1344
01:28:49,360 --> 01:28:52,280
Speaker 1: been more bizarre because I don't even know physically how

1345
01:28:52,400 --> 01:28:55,759
Speaker 1: that happens. You can't have sex with a dog doggie style,

1346
01:28:56,439 --> 01:29:00,559
Speaker 1: can you. I wouldn't know. I've never ever seen any

1347
01:29:00,600 --> 01:29:03,120
Speaker 1: footage of it, nor will I ever look at antique

1348
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:08,599
Speaker 1: footage of that. I don't know how this woman, uh, physically.

1349
01:29:08,640 --> 01:29:15,519
Speaker 1: Her name is Kimberly Coogan. She was arrested. Okay, it was,

1350
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:18,280
Speaker 1: it was. It was she was photographed having sex with

1351
01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:22,080
Speaker 1: the dog. I don't I don't know. Now, I've seen

1352
01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:24,400
Speaker 1: some dogs with some nice set of balls. I've I've

1353
01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:27,680
Speaker 1: looked at them. I've seen them. There's some dogs. You know,

1354
01:29:27,760 --> 01:29:29,360
Speaker 1: you go to the door like that dog's got a

1355
01:29:29,600 --> 01:29:33,280
Speaker 1: nice fucking pair of balls on him. But that's as

1356
01:29:33,360 --> 01:29:37,040
Speaker 1: far as it goes. Okay, that's as far as it

1357
01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:40,759
Speaker 1: goes with me, my friend. Okay, I see some balls

1358
01:29:40,800 --> 01:29:43,800
Speaker 1: swinging around on some dogs. Nobody can say they haven't

1359
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:47,240
Speaker 1: noticed it. It's impressive. Some of these fucking dogs. You

1360
01:29:47,280 --> 01:29:48,840
Speaker 1: get a big dog, one of those like I don't

1361
01:29:48,880 --> 01:29:52,280
Speaker 1: know ribis or I don't know what kind of dogs

1362
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:55,680
Speaker 1: they are, the big ones, you know, the big, the big,

1363
01:29:55,840 --> 01:29:59,479
Speaker 1: the big ones, the big fucking balls. Okay, but this woman,

1364
01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:02,320
Speaker 1: she took a to a whole other level. So that's

1365
01:30:02,479 --> 01:30:06,200
Speaker 1: that's the third sick funk of the week. Damn podcast,

1366
01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:09,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go right into this. The sick funk of

1367
01:30:09,680 --> 01:30:18,759
Speaker 1: the week. A Florida State University student with no criminal

1368
01:30:18,880 --> 01:30:25,560
Speaker 1: record fatally stabbed a couple at a random in their garage.

1369
01:30:26,400 --> 01:30:29,560
Speaker 1: Well I heard this. This is this is horrible. And

1370
01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:34,120
Speaker 1: when they found him, this and nineteen year old kid,

1371
01:30:35,200 --> 01:30:40,719
Speaker 1: nineteen years old, he was he was biting the dudes face,

1372
01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:44,280
Speaker 1: eating the guy's face, trying to eat the fucking guy's face.

1373
01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:48,400
Speaker 1: This is a sick fuck. And they're saying he was

1374
01:30:48,479 --> 01:30:52,120
Speaker 1: hopped up on possibly on bath salts. Now any drug

1375
01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:56,080
Speaker 1: that's called bath salts. We we talked about bath salts

1376
01:30:56,120 --> 01:30:59,759
Speaker 1: a lot um. You know. We have stan Van Gundi

1377
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:04,000
Speaker 1: on today's episode of the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast. Apparently

1378
01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:06,760
Speaker 1: stan Van Gundy was down in Rio and was unaware

1379
01:31:07,880 --> 01:31:10,360
Speaker 1: that the Olympics were even taking place. He didn't have

1380
01:31:10,439 --> 01:31:15,840
Speaker 1: a fucking clue. Um. Even even stan Van Gundy, who

1381
01:31:15,880 --> 01:31:19,280
Speaker 1: who uh we we we know from the Iron Rapports

1382
01:31:19,280 --> 01:31:22,360
Speaker 1: Starr podcast. He gets it in with with with with

1383
01:31:22,520 --> 01:31:25,920
Speaker 1: his barbiturous and such. He doesn't even mess with bath salts.

1384
01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:28,560
Speaker 1: I don't know why people would would do this and

1385
01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:30,800
Speaker 1: I don't understand, Like I don't know what is in

1386
01:31:30,920 --> 01:31:34,360
Speaker 1: the air down in Florida, but ship is real down there.

1387
01:31:34,720 --> 01:31:37,800
Speaker 1: This guy, uh is the sick funk of the week.

1388
01:31:38,080 --> 01:31:40,160
Speaker 1: The the other one that I wanted to throw at

1389
01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:43,479
Speaker 1: you uh to be the sick funk of the week. Uh,

1390
01:31:43,680 --> 01:31:48,400
Speaker 1: Mr Monettie Um A man and a woman A twan

1391
01:31:48,960 --> 01:31:55,439
Speaker 1: is this guy's name? A twin Rogers and Diarira Thomas.

1392
01:31:56,439 --> 01:32:02,640
Speaker 1: They forced the teenage girl into prostitution and and and

1393
01:32:02,760 --> 01:32:06,120
Speaker 1: made her have sex with at least two people. Now,

1394
01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:09,000
Speaker 1: there's no humor in this. There's nothing funny about this.

1395
01:32:09,640 --> 01:32:13,360
Speaker 1: It's disgusting. And the guy when they arrested him, he

1396
01:32:13,400 --> 01:32:17,439
Speaker 1: has this big shit eating grill on his face, and

1397
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:19,439
Speaker 1: I hope he gets and he has his teeth. I

1398
01:32:19,439 --> 01:32:23,400
Speaker 1: hope he gets his fucking teeth kicked in when he's

1399
01:32:23,439 --> 01:32:26,760
Speaker 1: in prison. So you are are a sick fuck a

1400
01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:29,599
Speaker 1: twine Rogers. I don't know if anybody knows this guy,

1401
01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:33,439
Speaker 1: but your friend is now in prison and and his

1402
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:38,080
Speaker 1: girlfriend Diarra Thomas to sick Fox, degenerate sick fox. And

1403
01:32:38,200 --> 01:32:41,400
Speaker 1: the fact see, this is when police brutality would be

1404
01:32:41,479 --> 01:32:44,280
Speaker 1: good because if you're posing for a headshot and you

1405
01:32:44,479 --> 01:32:47,200
Speaker 1: you you did this to a young girl the police.

1406
01:32:47,439 --> 01:32:49,760
Speaker 1: Why isn't he get his ass kicked? Why is it

1407
01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:52,559
Speaker 1: just the random jos Like, no one would complain about

1408
01:32:52,600 --> 01:32:57,240
Speaker 1: a twin Rogers having his fucking his all, his his all,

1409
01:32:57,439 --> 01:33:04,600
Speaker 1: all his ship dim with a boot because you're shit podcast,

1410
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:11,599
Speaker 1: some nutjob, some crazy broad? Is that offensive? And I said, broad,

1411
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:14,880
Speaker 1: I don't think that should be offensive, but I know

1412
01:33:15,040 --> 01:33:19,200
Speaker 1: that some people find everything offensive these days, this wacky broad,

1413
01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:23,840
Speaker 1: I said it again, So what sue me? She was

1414
01:33:23,920 --> 01:33:28,320
Speaker 1: on a train during rush hour. Okay, you can't do

1415
01:33:28,479 --> 01:33:31,479
Speaker 1: this kind of ship during during uh, during in this

1416
01:33:31,680 --> 01:33:34,639
Speaker 1: climate in the United States. Okay, in New York City

1417
01:33:34,680 --> 01:33:38,400
Speaker 1: on the train, she she had uh a thing of

1418
01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:43,240
Speaker 1: bugs Okay, she had a thing of bugs and while

1419
01:33:43,320 --> 01:33:45,720
Speaker 1: she was on the train, she she opened up and

1420
01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:48,080
Speaker 1: threw them around, and people freaked out, as they should,

1421
01:33:48,760 --> 01:33:53,680
Speaker 1: because in in two thousand and sixteen, you, you, your your,

1422
01:33:53,720 --> 01:33:56,519
Speaker 1: your people are on a high alert, especially in New

1423
01:33:56,600 --> 01:34:04,519
Speaker 1: York City, especially on the train. Okay, the woman who

1424
01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:07,200
Speaker 1: who you know who let the dogs out? The woman

1425
01:34:07,240 --> 01:34:10,000
Speaker 1: who let the bugs out? She went nuts for twenty

1426
01:34:10,040 --> 01:34:12,280
Speaker 1: minutes the train was was going over I guess the

1427
01:34:12,680 --> 01:34:16,760
Speaker 1: Manhattan Bridge. Okay, it took twenty minutes ago. I think

1428
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:19,839
Speaker 1: the train stopped and started. The woman was going fucking crazy.

1429
01:34:20,040 --> 01:34:24,639
Speaker 1: She pissed herself on the train. Okay, mass hysteria broke out,

1430
01:34:27,320 --> 01:34:29,040
Speaker 1: and then they took this nut job and then they

1431
01:34:29,160 --> 01:34:32,880
Speaker 1: probably put her in bellevue and rubber room. There, you sweetheart,

1432
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:37,000
Speaker 1: you you are the sick funk of the week on

1433
01:34:37,080 --> 01:34:39,280
Speaker 1: the iron rapports stereo pockets. The sick funk of the

1434
01:34:39,320 --> 01:34:41,599
Speaker 1: week as an award, that is, it's earned, not given.

1435
01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:44,560
Speaker 1: And if you're on the train during rush hour and

1436
01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:47,479
Speaker 1: you open up a bag of bugs and you fling

1437
01:34:47,560 --> 01:34:50,519
Speaker 1: them around in this day and age, that warrants being

1438
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:53,120
Speaker 1: the sick funk of the week. Okay for many reasons.

1439
01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:55,120
Speaker 1: First of all, if I had gotten bugs and crickets

1440
01:34:55,280 --> 01:34:57,240
Speaker 1: and a cock a root, God only knows what's on it,

1441
01:34:57,640 --> 01:35:01,200
Speaker 1: I would freak out. I would freak out the cold.

1442
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:05,360
Speaker 1: This nut job cricket Lady, which I like, looking like

1443
01:35:05,479 --> 01:35:07,280
Speaker 1: it New York has got a great sense of humor.

1444
01:35:07,560 --> 01:35:14,040
Speaker 1: They calling her cricket Lady. Damn okay. A low life

1445
01:35:14,560 --> 01:35:21,680
Speaker 1: scumbag robbed a ninety four year old woman in a wheelchair.

1446
01:35:23,000 --> 01:35:27,840
Speaker 1: A ninety four year old woman in a wheelchair? Who who?

1447
01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:30,720
Speaker 1: Who had her money stuffed in her bra? You say,

1448
01:35:30,760 --> 01:35:33,040
Speaker 1: why did she have it stuffed in her bra? She

1449
01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:38,040
Speaker 1: still feels sexy? That's a safe place. The dude obviously

1450
01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:40,400
Speaker 1: saw her put the money in there. He snuck up

1451
01:35:40,400 --> 01:35:43,719
Speaker 1: behind her, stuck his hand down her shirt, and took

1452
01:35:43,760 --> 01:35:47,880
Speaker 1: her money, her six d dollars in a wheelchair. This

1453
01:35:48,520 --> 01:35:52,400
Speaker 1: guy is a sick fuck. They have it on videotape.

1454
01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:55,200
Speaker 1: This guy, he wouldn't expect that. This guy looks like

1455
01:35:55,240 --> 01:35:58,360
Speaker 1: he just went shopping at Banana Republic. They need to

1456
01:35:58,479 --> 01:36:01,280
Speaker 1: catch him, and the need to drop him off right

1457
01:36:01,320 --> 01:36:04,320
Speaker 1: back on a hundred sixteen street and let El Barrio

1458
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:07,000
Speaker 1: have their way with him. Smack the ship out of them,

1459
01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:09,120
Speaker 1: beat him up and all that you're a piece of ship.

1460
01:36:09,880 --> 01:36:13,280
Speaker 1: Justice is good. Sometimes that's the sick funk of the week.

1461
01:36:13,960 --> 01:36:16,479
Speaker 1: I'm not done yet, though I got a lot of

1462
01:36:16,600 --> 01:36:25,680
Speaker 1: moment it's the t A Georgia man was sentenced to

1463
01:36:25,760 --> 01:36:27,680
Speaker 1: four years in jail. And if you soar this guy,

1464
01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:30,599
Speaker 1: he normally I'm starting to see when when when? When?

1465
01:36:30,640 --> 01:36:32,599
Speaker 1: When we when the sick Funk of the Week award

1466
01:36:32,920 --> 01:36:35,439
Speaker 1: is anointed to a person one of these special guys.

1467
01:36:36,680 --> 01:36:39,080
Speaker 1: When you finally see photos of them, you see, oh yeah,

1468
01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:43,240
Speaker 1: he really does look like a sick funck. Kayleb Lanier,

1469
01:36:43,320 --> 01:36:47,639
Speaker 1: not to be confused with the Great Bob Lanier. Another

1470
01:36:47,840 --> 01:36:52,400
Speaker 1: another guy who Chloe Kardashian should consider giving up some

1471
01:36:52,479 --> 01:36:56,840
Speaker 1: of that that rubber ducky ass. Marcus Johnson too, Markus

1472
01:36:56,920 --> 01:36:59,880
Speaker 1: Johnson's he's out in l A. He's about it. Yeah,

1473
01:37:00,680 --> 01:37:04,560
Speaker 1: why not, Marcus Johnson, you too? You're too good for

1474
01:37:04,640 --> 01:37:07,240
Speaker 1: Jamal silk will Yeah, Why with the young guys when

1475
01:37:07,280 --> 01:37:09,479
Speaker 1: you got the all stars in Hollywood? Yeah, the Hall

1476
01:37:09,560 --> 01:37:15,120
Speaker 1: of Famers. Caleb Lanier was convicted of felony, animal cruelty,

1477
01:37:15,240 --> 01:37:19,680
Speaker 1: and second degree criminal charges after he took a blowtorch

1478
01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:22,800
Speaker 1: while while his brother's dog was in a cage in

1479
01:37:22,880 --> 01:37:28,879
Speaker 1: a crate and blowtorch, blowtorch the dog. You sick fuck cruelty.

1480
01:37:29,200 --> 01:37:31,360
Speaker 1: And he looks like ship. This guy. I don't know

1481
01:37:31,439 --> 01:37:34,360
Speaker 1: if he shaved his eyebrows, which always find that's that's

1482
01:37:34,360 --> 01:37:37,240
Speaker 1: a that's a sheer like red red flag on a

1483
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:41,400
Speaker 1: sick fuck, or maybe he has alopecia. But this guy

1484
01:37:41,520 --> 01:37:44,719
Speaker 1: looks nuts. He's got big thick glasses, and he's gonna

1485
01:37:44,720 --> 01:37:46,720
Speaker 1: be in jail for four years. And there's gonna be

1486
01:37:46,840 --> 01:37:49,320
Speaker 1: somebody in jail, because you know, there's all different types

1487
01:37:49,360 --> 01:37:51,519
Speaker 1: in jail. There's gonna be somebody in jail who's gonna

1488
01:37:51,560 --> 01:37:55,080
Speaker 1: find out what you did. There's gonna be a dog

1489
01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:58,200
Speaker 1: lover in there, and Caleb rest Asshore, you're gonna be

1490
01:37:58,240 --> 01:38:02,639
Speaker 1: getting that wonder bread that wonder bread bag slash olive

1491
01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:10,360
Speaker 1: oil treatment. This week is the first little sick funk

1492
01:38:10,400 --> 01:38:15,760
Speaker 1: of the week. A four ft seven guy. I can't

1493
01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:19,360
Speaker 1: pronounce his first name. It's like Shariko. Let's just call

1494
01:38:19,520 --> 01:38:23,960
Speaker 1: his last name is Islam, Mr Islam. It's four ft seven.

1495
01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:26,200
Speaker 1: That's a midget, and that's some people like Oh, how

1496
01:38:26,320 --> 01:38:29,160
Speaker 1: dare you call him a midget? That that's not nice?

1497
01:38:29,160 --> 01:38:31,320
Speaker 1: And we'll wait till you hear what this little bastard did.

1498
01:38:32,200 --> 01:38:36,800
Speaker 1: Uh this little fuck, this little this little sick midget fuck.

1499
01:38:37,840 --> 01:38:42,800
Speaker 1: Uh has is facing mandatory uh minimum of ten years

1500
01:38:42,840 --> 01:38:48,439
Speaker 1: in prison. Okay, he he's being convicted for helping pimp

1501
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:53,400
Speaker 1: underage girls in New York City and in Pennsylvania. He's

1502
01:38:53,400 --> 01:38:57,599
Speaker 1: a little shit, a little seymour. Yeah, he's a little

1503
01:38:57,760 --> 01:39:00,439
Speaker 1: he's a little shit. He had a four teen year

1504
01:39:00,479 --> 01:39:02,479
Speaker 1: old girl in his vehicle when they interviewed, when they

1505
01:39:02,520 --> 01:39:04,840
Speaker 1: when they arrested him. He's a little piece of shit.

1506
01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:08,120
Speaker 1: He had a big mouth. He was blabbing that he

1507
01:39:08,200 --> 01:39:11,280
Speaker 1: rented a room. And you know that he's he's a

1508
01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:14,160
Speaker 1: pimp and he has a wife, and he's a little fuck.

1509
01:39:14,439 --> 01:39:18,280
Speaker 1: He's a little pimping, little midget fuck. And now hopefully

1510
01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:21,479
Speaker 1: he's gonna wind up in prison. And we know what

1511
01:39:21,600 --> 01:39:25,240
Speaker 1: happens to to to sex violators and prison and little

1512
01:39:25,479 --> 01:39:28,240
Speaker 1: little pimps, little four ft seven pimps. He had a

1513
01:39:28,320 --> 01:39:31,800
Speaker 1: seventeen year old runaway girl that he took advantage of. Uh,

1514
01:39:32,439 --> 01:39:36,880
Speaker 1: Mr Islam. He's from Queens. He was released on bail. Uh.

1515
01:39:36,960 --> 01:39:38,880
Speaker 1: He was talking all kinds of ship when he's he's

1516
01:39:38,880 --> 01:39:43,120
Speaker 1: a little feisty little guy. He got hell a game.

1517
01:39:43,439 --> 01:39:45,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah. But but but the sex offenders when

1518
01:39:45,960 --> 01:39:49,320
Speaker 1: they go to prison, um, they get the the olive

1519
01:39:49,360 --> 01:39:54,559
Speaker 1: oil and wonderbread bad treatment. Um. So hopefully Mr Islam

1520
01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:58,720
Speaker 1: from Queen's Uh. He also ran it out everybody in

1521
01:39:58,800 --> 01:40:01,920
Speaker 1: his his pimping operation, so he's a real rat pimp

1522
01:40:02,200 --> 01:40:06,559
Speaker 1: midget fuck. So congratulation, Mr Islam, you are the first

1523
01:40:07,200 --> 01:40:13,280
Speaker 1: little sick fuck of the week podcast. I have a

1524
01:40:13,320 --> 01:40:15,000
Speaker 1: guy that I feel like he's going like if this

1525
01:40:15,160 --> 01:40:19,320
Speaker 1: was Casey Casu like a countdown show. This guy's rocketing

1526
01:40:19,360 --> 01:40:23,360
Speaker 1: to the front of the charts. A Tallahassee man, it's

1527
01:40:23,360 --> 01:40:26,800
Speaker 1: always Florida, Florida and Georgia seemed to have the most

1528
01:40:26,840 --> 01:40:34,320
Speaker 1: sick fox. A Tallahassee Florida man, this is this is

1529
01:40:34,479 --> 01:40:41,439
Speaker 1: way out there has been accused and arrested for pouring

1530
01:40:41,720 --> 01:40:45,640
Speaker 1: a cup of semen on a woman while she and

1531
01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:50,400
Speaker 1: a friend did homework at a local restaurant. I'll repeat.

1532
01:40:51,400 --> 01:40:55,360
Speaker 1: A Tallahassee man has been accused of pouring a cup

1533
01:40:55,479 --> 01:41:01,839
Speaker 1: of semen on two women in a local restaurant, damn

1534
01:41:02,560 --> 01:41:05,280
Speaker 1: at a Panera bread company. You know, Pania bad. This

1535
01:41:05,640 --> 01:41:09,800
Speaker 1: is like I like yo. My man came up to

1536
01:41:09,920 --> 01:41:13,240
Speaker 1: them and he said, here you go, and and and

1537
01:41:13,320 --> 01:41:16,080
Speaker 1: he poured on the neck, on the woman's neck, her shoulders,

1538
01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:18,920
Speaker 1: on her arm, and acted like he was spilling a drink.

1539
01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:23,880
Speaker 1: And then homeboy you know, fled to his car. The

1540
01:41:23,960 --> 01:41:28,040
Speaker 1: employees chased him down. Uh. They got a video of

1541
01:41:28,200 --> 01:41:33,200
Speaker 1: him stoking his loaf into a foam cup before before

1542
01:41:33,280 --> 01:41:37,720
Speaker 1: he had left the scene. He's done this before. Um,

1543
01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:42,760
Speaker 1: and now they they they've they've arrested this guy. Think God,

1544
01:41:43,040 --> 01:41:47,320
Speaker 1: have you ever heard of any foul ship like that before? Monetti?

1545
01:41:48,200 --> 01:41:50,880
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that. But you gotta keep your

1546
01:41:50,920 --> 01:41:56,080
Speaker 1: eye out. It's a lot of crazy fools out here, man. Yeah, man,

1547
01:41:56,160 --> 01:41:59,360
Speaker 1: I got you gotta watch out. Man. And if if money,

1548
01:41:59,439 --> 01:42:02,240
Speaker 1: if I would have sow money, I would have caught him,

1549
01:42:02,800 --> 01:42:06,240
Speaker 1: No way, I would have caught his ass exactly. This

1550
01:42:06,479 --> 01:42:09,599
Speaker 1: is crazy. This is this is this guy. Congratulations, You're

1551
01:42:09,640 --> 01:42:12,120
Speaker 1: the sick funk of the week. Um, but we got

1552
01:42:12,200 --> 01:42:19,479
Speaker 1: another one, damn U. A Texas man was dragging his

1553
01:42:19,760 --> 01:42:25,400
Speaker 1: daughter through a Texas Walmart by her hair dragging her

1554
01:42:25,400 --> 01:42:28,400
Speaker 1: through the restaurant like a like a six year old

1555
01:42:28,439 --> 01:42:32,040
Speaker 1: girl and pulling it by dragging her through the through

1556
01:42:32,080 --> 01:42:33,800
Speaker 1: the hair. She was caught, they were they were caught

1557
01:42:33,840 --> 01:42:35,600
Speaker 1: on video doing that. He was doing this ship to

1558
01:42:35,880 --> 01:42:40,200
Speaker 1: a little girl. You sick fuck. We're gonna get you, okay,

1559
01:42:40,479 --> 01:42:43,360
Speaker 1: and you're gonna probably get locked up. Huh. And you

1560
01:42:43,479 --> 01:42:45,759
Speaker 1: know what they do to guys like this, Gimo Nettie,

1561
01:42:46,840 --> 01:42:52,920
Speaker 1: it's the wonderbread bag and olive oil treatment. Uh. Real nice, real, proper,

1562
01:42:53,680 --> 01:42:59,320
Speaker 1: real proper, get you real, proper, real, real nice podcast.

1563
01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:05,200
Speaker 1: There's a funeral director, you know, the the guy who

1564
01:43:05,880 --> 01:43:08,760
Speaker 1: you know, he he gets the funeral ready in the

1565
01:43:08,840 --> 01:43:12,080
Speaker 1: procession and you know it's a very important, uh you

1566
01:43:12,160 --> 01:43:19,160
Speaker 1: know job if anybody passes a funeral director. The funeral

1567
01:43:19,240 --> 01:43:27,880
Speaker 1: director took selfies with hers's open caskets and other things

1568
01:43:28,280 --> 01:43:31,280
Speaker 1: that's going on, uh you know, in in in funerals, um.

1569
01:43:31,800 --> 01:43:35,320
Speaker 1: And and he's gonna be fined. Uh you know, this

1570
01:43:35,520 --> 01:43:39,559
Speaker 1: is a this is a sanctioned job. This sick fuck. Uh.

1571
01:43:39,840 --> 01:43:42,120
Speaker 1: You know, I don't think he could go to jail,

1572
01:43:42,520 --> 01:43:44,040
Speaker 1: but he he might not be able to be a

1573
01:43:44,080 --> 01:43:46,920
Speaker 1: funeral director anymore. And I'm asking you, why would you

1574
01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:49,840
Speaker 1: do that? You sick fuck you? Why would you want

1575
01:43:49,840 --> 01:43:56,040
Speaker 1: a selfie with a hearst around caskets and all that? Why? What? What? What? What? What?

1576
01:43:56,200 --> 01:43:58,519
Speaker 1: What do you like about that? You know what I

1577
01:43:58,600 --> 01:44:01,080
Speaker 1: think it is you like about that? You can't articulate it,

1578
01:44:01,520 --> 01:44:07,160
Speaker 1: which I understand because you're a sick fucker. Podcast Yo

1579
01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:13,640
Speaker 1: one operator in Houston who didn't want to talk to

1580
01:44:13,720 --> 01:44:19,599
Speaker 1: anybody has been arrested. She declined to do her job

1581
01:44:19,960 --> 01:44:22,400
Speaker 1: while there was a robbery. Somebody was shot and killed

1582
01:44:22,640 --> 01:44:27,559
Speaker 1: at a convenience store. I said, this is nine one one,

1583
01:44:27,600 --> 01:44:30,120
Speaker 1: How could I help you? And then she hung up

1584
01:44:30,160 --> 01:44:32,479
Speaker 1: on him? When when? When? When? When the gentleman was saying,

1585
01:44:32,640 --> 01:44:35,040
Speaker 1: you know, this is what's going on. This is in Houston, Texas.

1586
01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:42,760
Speaker 1: Lady's name is Crenshonda Williams. Flapped with a misdemeanor. She's

1587
01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:45,640
Speaker 1: a nine one you're a nine one one operator and

1588
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:49,320
Speaker 1: you said I didn't want to talk to nobody. Is

1589
01:44:49,400 --> 01:44:52,040
Speaker 1: that a candidate for a sick fun Yeah, people's lives

1590
01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:57,000
Speaker 1: on the line. You hang up, it's a fire. Let's

1591
01:44:57,040 --> 01:44:59,320
Speaker 1: do the music now, that's post. We're gonna get into

1592
01:44:59,360 --> 01:45:04,840
Speaker 1: the sick Fox of the week. This is the Iron

1593
01:45:04,920 --> 01:45:07,200
Speaker 1: Rapport stereo podcast six funk of the Week. And we

1594
01:45:07,360 --> 01:45:12,160
Speaker 1: just had one Chrishanda Williams, You're a sick fuck, and

1595
01:45:12,200 --> 01:45:15,800
Speaker 1: then and and and then another another sick fuck. Uh.

1596
01:45:16,479 --> 01:45:19,800
Speaker 1: I hate to be redundant, ladies and gentlemen. Uh. And

1597
01:45:19,920 --> 01:45:21,800
Speaker 1: I wish I wasn't. I wish I wasn't with these

1598
01:45:21,840 --> 01:45:27,160
Speaker 1: sick fox But there was another dog fucker. Another dog

1599
01:45:27,320 --> 01:45:32,000
Speaker 1: fucker was arrested in in in in in in Peoria, Illinois,

1600
01:45:32,720 --> 01:45:35,559
Speaker 1: home of Richard Pryor, the Great Richard Pryor. And if

1601
01:45:35,600 --> 01:45:38,320
Speaker 1: you if you look this this this dog fuck her up.

1602
01:45:38,800 --> 01:45:42,799
Speaker 1: He looks like a sick fuck. And he was arrested

1603
01:45:43,240 --> 01:45:45,599
Speaker 1: for having sex but not just one of his dogs,

1604
01:45:46,840 --> 01:45:51,640
Speaker 1: but for two. I don't understand. This is like some

1605
01:45:51,760 --> 01:45:56,040
Speaker 1: sort of this is some sort of epidemic. Damn, this

1606
01:45:56,240 --> 01:45:57,600
Speaker 1: is a sick funk. If you never listened to the

1607
01:45:57,600 --> 01:46:01,000
Speaker 1: Iron Reports podcast, the sick fun of the week is

1608
01:46:01,040 --> 01:46:06,160
Speaker 1: an award that is that is uh earned, not given. Please,

1609
01:46:06,240 --> 01:46:08,280
Speaker 1: if you think I'm making this up, look up the

1610
01:46:08,400 --> 01:46:11,320
Speaker 1: name right now. You could do it. And he looks

1611
01:46:12,160 --> 01:46:15,040
Speaker 1: nuts like no actor would be able to would be

1612
01:46:15,080 --> 01:46:17,560
Speaker 1: able to portray this guy on their own, he'd be

1613
01:46:17,680 --> 01:46:21,280
Speaker 1: the reference four felony counts of sex with an animal.

1614
01:46:21,479 --> 01:46:26,280
Speaker 1: The gentleman's name is Anthony J. Danner. They even put

1615
01:46:26,320 --> 01:46:29,439
Speaker 1: his address in there, and he's not gonna go to jail.

1616
01:46:29,439 --> 01:46:31,320
Speaker 1: And he can't own dogs, but that doesn't mean the

1617
01:46:31,360 --> 01:46:36,400
Speaker 1: poor dogs roaming around the streets. He did a manage

1618
01:46:37,080 --> 01:46:44,439
Speaker 1: with two dogs. Sick. Fuck you, podas Draymond Green, you

1619
01:46:44,560 --> 01:46:47,920
Speaker 1: have a fucking problem. And when we're gonna start the

1620
01:46:47,960 --> 01:46:51,799
Speaker 1: show with you, Um, we haven't done our NBA preview

1621
01:46:51,920 --> 01:46:55,640
Speaker 1: yet intervention on Draymond, but but where we're coming for you? Um,

1622
01:46:56,280 --> 01:47:00,920
Speaker 1: we defended you during the NBA Finals. You lost your

1623
01:47:00,960 --> 01:47:05,320
Speaker 1: team the finals. Yes, you played fantastic during Game seven,

1624
01:47:05,400 --> 01:47:08,559
Speaker 1: but there there wouldn't have been a Game seven had

1625
01:47:08,640 --> 01:47:11,120
Speaker 1: you not tried to kick Lebron James and the dick.

1626
01:47:11,320 --> 01:47:14,759
Speaker 1: He seems like he has a penchant for kicking dicks,

1627
01:47:14,920 --> 01:47:21,000
Speaker 1: an infinity for dicks. You you you should have got

1628
01:47:21,040 --> 01:47:24,360
Speaker 1: suspended when you when you when you literally kicked Steven

1629
01:47:24,400 --> 01:47:27,560
Speaker 1: Adams in the loaf. And then you did get suspended

1630
01:47:27,560 --> 01:47:30,479
Speaker 1: when you flailed at Lebron's loaf and you didn't even

1631
01:47:30,560 --> 01:47:34,280
Speaker 1: hit it. And now in a preseason game that has

1632
01:47:34,439 --> 01:47:40,160
Speaker 1: no consequence. I don't care what you say. I grew

1633
01:47:40,240 --> 01:47:43,680
Speaker 1: up playing basketball. I know the game. What are you

1634
01:47:43,760 --> 01:47:47,320
Speaker 1: talking about, Mike? I know the game. You do not

1635
01:47:48,479 --> 01:47:52,040
Speaker 1: no one. That's a natural move, especially after the foul,

1636
01:47:52,320 --> 01:47:55,360
Speaker 1: to kick your foot up that high. It's the arms,

1637
01:47:55,439 --> 01:47:57,720
Speaker 1: not the legs. Yeah, you're the only one who does it,

1638
01:47:57,840 --> 01:48:00,760
Speaker 1: and you keep kicking dicks. What I think should happen

1639
01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:03,320
Speaker 1: If Adam Silver should say, I don't care what the

1640
01:48:03,439 --> 01:48:07,240
Speaker 1: president is. You're suspended for ten games, asshole. You're gonna

1641
01:48:07,240 --> 01:48:10,719
Speaker 1: be the first man traded from the Warriors. You're gonna

1642
01:48:10,720 --> 01:48:13,479
Speaker 1: be the guy who's traded because now they don't fucking

1643
01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:15,720
Speaker 1: need you, and they don't need the antics, and they

1644
01:48:15,720 --> 01:48:18,320
Speaker 1: don't need the nonsense and the bullshit. And I don't

1645
01:48:18,439 --> 01:48:20,960
Speaker 1: understand how no one in the league has stepped him.

1646
01:48:20,960 --> 01:48:23,880
Speaker 1: When you the next person that Draymond tries to kick

1647
01:48:23,920 --> 01:48:25,800
Speaker 1: in the dick, go up to him and punch him

1648
01:48:25,800 --> 01:48:29,719
Speaker 1: in the face. Take the suspension. That's you know, kicking

1649
01:48:29,800 --> 01:48:32,240
Speaker 1: motherfucker's man. You know how bad that is for a

1650
01:48:32,360 --> 01:48:35,280
Speaker 1: man to be kicking motherfucker's in the in the in

1651
01:48:35,360 --> 01:48:38,360
Speaker 1: the in the nuts. Over and over and over that

1652
01:48:38,560 --> 01:48:42,000
Speaker 1: that's not a natural basketball what you're doing. But it's

1653
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:44,920
Speaker 1: it's a preseason game. For those who didn't see it.

1654
01:48:44,960 --> 01:48:46,960
Speaker 1: The other night, the Gold Say Words are playing the

1655
01:48:47,000 --> 01:48:53,400
Speaker 1: Portland Trailblazers and a totally inconsequential preseason game, and Draymond

1656
01:48:53,479 --> 01:48:57,639
Speaker 1: did what Draymond does. Maybe he's jealous of motherfucker's because

1657
01:48:57,680 --> 01:49:00,040
Speaker 1: he remember he had his ship on snapchat. He and

1658
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:03,000
Speaker 1: this ship looked like shredded meatballs, right, Yeah, it didn't

1659
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:06,040
Speaker 1: look nice. Maybe he's fucking jealous of guys. He has

1660
01:49:06,080 --> 01:49:10,439
Speaker 1: a problem with loafs. He feels inadequate because like his

1661
01:49:10,760 --> 01:49:16,639
Speaker 1: his loaf is a two toned mess. And he's going alone. Man,

1662
01:49:16,720 --> 01:49:20,320
Speaker 1: you're going after everywhere. You're angry. Leave these guys a load.

1663
01:49:20,360 --> 01:49:24,360
Speaker 1: All loaves matter. You don't you're You're not a roquette, motherfucker.

1664
01:49:25,400 --> 01:49:27,719
Speaker 1: This guy is doing high kicks like he's a rockette

1665
01:49:28,120 --> 01:49:31,800
Speaker 1: for the Radio City Musical World Famous Rocket. You're not

1666
01:49:31,840 --> 01:49:38,120
Speaker 1: a rocket, dude. Stop kicking people in the dick and

1667
01:49:38,439 --> 01:49:41,000
Speaker 1: and this is all the dudes in the NBA. The

1668
01:49:41,120 --> 01:49:44,200
Speaker 1: next time this guy does it, it doesn't matter if

1669
01:49:44,280 --> 01:49:46,880
Speaker 1: he makes contact or not. Go up to him and

1670
01:49:47,160 --> 01:49:50,720
Speaker 1: smack the ship at it. Take the suspension. You'll get

1671
01:49:50,760 --> 01:49:53,559
Speaker 1: a five game suspension. You'll be heralded around the league.

1672
01:49:54,280 --> 01:49:56,719
Speaker 1: And I guarantee you Draymond is not gonna do anything.

1673
01:49:57,760 --> 01:49:59,599
Speaker 1: You know he shouldn't. You did the dude, the dude

1674
01:49:59,600 --> 01:50:01,120
Speaker 1: on poor Land should have did it. It's a it's

1675
01:50:01,160 --> 01:50:03,160
Speaker 1: a preseason game. Worst that can happen. You sit out

1676
01:50:03,200 --> 01:50:07,839
Speaker 1: five games. They're giving dudes game for for missed punches.

1677
01:50:08,600 --> 01:50:12,519
Speaker 1: This guy is doing miss dick kitchen kicks. He should

1678
01:50:12,520 --> 01:50:15,160
Speaker 1: be suspended. He should miss the first eight games of

1679
01:50:15,200 --> 01:50:18,000
Speaker 1: the season. And then they'll go eight no, and they'll say,

1680
01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:21,200
Speaker 1: you know, we don't really need this problem. This guy

1681
01:50:21,360 --> 01:50:24,759
Speaker 1: lost us the finals again. He played great in Game seven.

1682
01:50:25,960 --> 01:50:29,320
Speaker 1: His his affinity for for dicks, calls him the final

1683
01:50:29,439 --> 01:50:33,519
Speaker 1: what's your problem, brother, what's your deal? What's your deal? Draymond?

1684
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:37,960
Speaker 1: And then you send out a messy, sloppy, dirty dick

1685
01:50:38,040 --> 01:50:41,040
Speaker 1: pick on Snapchat? What you deal? He has an affinity.

1686
01:50:42,680 --> 01:50:45,200
Speaker 1: I I think that a guy that's kicking dicks. Uh,

1687
01:50:45,640 --> 01:50:48,320
Speaker 1: And you tell me if I'm wrong, Gimon Eddie, a

1688
01:50:48,400 --> 01:50:51,519
Speaker 1: guy that is a serial dick kicker. Do you think

1689
01:50:51,600 --> 01:50:54,160
Speaker 1: he should be the lead candidate for this week's episode

1690
01:50:54,200 --> 01:50:57,559
Speaker 1: of the Iron Rapports podcast Sick Funk of the Week,

1691
01:50:58,080 --> 01:51:00,320
Speaker 1: Draymond Green, You're You're the sick funk of the Yeah,

1692
01:51:04,600 --> 01:51:07,439
Speaker 1: why why why do you keep kicking dicks? Dream on?

1693
01:51:08,240 --> 01:51:10,920
Speaker 1: You're the first professional athlete that has become the sick

1694
01:51:11,040 --> 01:51:13,880
Speaker 1: funk of the week. You kicked the guy in the

1695
01:51:14,040 --> 01:51:17,240
Speaker 1: dick in preseason. You kicked Steven Adams. You have your

1696
01:51:17,280 --> 01:51:21,960
Speaker 1: your your serial this is this guy has been suspended

1697
01:51:22,680 --> 01:51:26,760
Speaker 1: and you're still doing it in preseason you, Draymond, Congratulations

1698
01:51:27,360 --> 01:51:30,240
Speaker 1: for new listeners of the Iron Rappers stereo podcast. Uh,

1699
01:51:30,439 --> 01:51:32,679
Speaker 1: this is an award that's earned and this this man

1700
01:51:32,920 --> 01:51:36,000
Speaker 1: truly has earned the sick funk of the Week. Way

1701
01:51:36,040 --> 01:51:39,639
Speaker 1: to go, Draymond. Really, really, you should really be proud

1702
01:51:39,720 --> 01:51:44,599
Speaker 1: of yourself. I'm gonna throw another sick funck at There's

1703
01:51:44,640 --> 01:51:48,160
Speaker 1: a guy in Amityville, New York. A fifty seven year

1704
01:51:48,200 --> 01:51:52,200
Speaker 1: old man was arrested two days ago charged with public

1705
01:51:52,360 --> 01:52:00,400
Speaker 1: lewdness after he was aggressively walking around Amityville toward women naked,

1706
01:52:01,000 --> 01:52:05,720
Speaker 1: Oh but ass naked and if you again, um, if

1707
01:52:05,800 --> 01:52:09,400
Speaker 1: the shoe fits wear it. Nine out of ten of

1708
01:52:09,560 --> 01:52:12,400
Speaker 1: the six Fox the Week of the Iron Rapports Stereo podcast.

1709
01:52:12,560 --> 01:52:14,320
Speaker 1: When you see the pictures of this guy, you can

1710
01:52:14,400 --> 01:52:17,040
Speaker 1: look him up. Andrew Peruchi p A R you c

1711
01:52:17,280 --> 01:52:19,960
Speaker 1: C I. I like to put these six funks on blast.

1712
01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:22,280
Speaker 1: I like people to know when they're coming and to

1713
01:52:22,520 --> 01:52:26,240
Speaker 1: run the other way. Don't walk run These guys are

1714
01:52:26,320 --> 01:52:28,479
Speaker 1: These guys are dangerous. These don't try to be tough.

1715
01:52:28,800 --> 01:52:32,280
Speaker 1: Don't feel like you're offensive. He should be offended. If

1716
01:52:32,320 --> 01:52:36,120
Speaker 1: you see Andrew Peruci from Amityville, New York walking around naked,

1717
01:52:36,680 --> 01:52:43,120
Speaker 1: run the other way. He's walking aggressively, aggressively, aggressively towards people,

1718
01:52:43,439 --> 01:52:47,840
Speaker 1: but ass naked. I'll you've gotta have a knife. Just

1719
01:52:48,040 --> 01:52:52,080
Speaker 1: chop his whole ship off. Yeah. Yeah, if you're gonna

1720
01:52:52,120 --> 01:52:54,360
Speaker 1: come at me aggressive, I'm gonna come aggressive and and

1721
01:52:54,479 --> 01:52:57,000
Speaker 1: and that could mean what your ship gets chopped off.

1722
01:52:57,120 --> 01:53:02,320
Speaker 1: You're cutting dicks, yes, see in defense if you if

1723
01:53:02,400 --> 01:53:05,880
Speaker 1: you if the guy's the aggressor, are you naked, I'm

1724
01:53:05,920 --> 01:53:08,439
Speaker 1: not fighting. I'm pulling out that double oh seven man,

1725
01:53:08,680 --> 01:53:15,360
Speaker 1: I'm trying to cut them. Yeah. Podcast a San Antonio

1726
01:53:15,880 --> 01:53:24,200
Speaker 1: cop uh this is terrible. Reportedly fired for feeding a

1727
01:53:24,360 --> 01:53:29,639
Speaker 1: homeless man a literal shit sandwich. He had gotten two

1728
01:53:29,760 --> 01:53:34,600
Speaker 1: pieces of bread and put two pieces of turds in

1729
01:53:34,760 --> 01:53:38,280
Speaker 1: between the bread and gave it to the homeless guy,

1730
01:53:38,920 --> 01:53:43,680
Speaker 1: and he got fired. He's a sick fuck the cop. Jesus,

1731
01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:47,599
Speaker 1: that's real, real, that's that's gonna be hard to trump.

1732
01:53:47,680 --> 01:53:50,920
Speaker 1: I think that guy's top five, definitely top ten for

1733
01:53:51,000 --> 01:53:54,000
Speaker 1: a six funck of the Year candidate. Um and I

1734
01:53:54,080 --> 01:53:56,680
Speaker 1: feel like at the the December eleventh show in New

1735
01:53:56,760 --> 01:54:00,560
Speaker 1: York City, we should let the crowd vote who the

1736
01:54:00,720 --> 01:54:03,200
Speaker 1: sickest fuck of two thousand and sixteen is. What do

1737
01:54:03,240 --> 01:54:05,200
Speaker 1: you think about that moment? I think it's good. And

1738
01:54:05,400 --> 01:54:13,680
Speaker 1: his name is Matthew Luckhurst. Wow, okay, officer Matthew Luckhurst, Well,

1739
01:54:13,720 --> 01:54:15,960
Speaker 1: you're out of luck, you're sick. Fuck here, I got

1740
01:54:16,040 --> 01:54:23,080
Speaker 1: one for you. Registered sex offender while wearing an ankle monitor.

1741
01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:28,880
Speaker 1: He's already a registered sex offender. He was outfitted with

1742
01:54:29,000 --> 01:54:36,200
Speaker 1: an ankle monitor. Released from prison five days earlier, groped

1743
01:54:36,240 --> 01:54:40,880
Speaker 1: a woman in Times Square at the subway at six pm.

1744
01:54:42,560 --> 01:54:45,680
Speaker 1: My man had his I'm not even calling my man.

1745
01:54:46,160 --> 01:54:49,920
Speaker 1: This guy fucking Torres, his name is Herberto Torres had

1746
01:54:50,000 --> 01:54:54,160
Speaker 1: his fucking loaf out and was trying to forcibly touch

1747
01:54:55,160 --> 01:54:59,360
Speaker 1: the woman and then he was resisting arrest. Now what

1748
01:54:59,560 --> 01:55:01,360
Speaker 1: do you with a guy like this? What do you

1749
01:55:01,440 --> 01:55:05,520
Speaker 1: do with a sick funk like this man? He's already

1750
01:55:05,560 --> 01:55:08,840
Speaker 1: out of jail five days with an ankle monitor. This guy,

1751
01:55:09,320 --> 01:55:13,760
Speaker 1: this is a sick Oh what do we need him for? Damn?

1752
01:55:15,080 --> 01:55:17,400
Speaker 1: I mean get rid of him. Were Now what do

1753
01:55:17,480 --> 01:55:22,280
Speaker 1: you need this guy for? He needs to be I

1754
01:55:22,360 --> 01:55:25,480
Speaker 1: got another one for you movie. Let me here. This

1755
01:55:25,600 --> 01:55:27,840
Speaker 1: guy is a real piece of shit and he's on

1756
01:55:27,960 --> 01:55:31,840
Speaker 1: the run, hiding like a little bit like a bully. Fuck.

1757
01:55:33,080 --> 01:55:38,400
Speaker 1: They're hunting for a guy named Matthew Smith. Matthew Smith,

1758
01:55:38,520 --> 01:55:43,320
Speaker 1: look him up. He fatally sucker punched a sixty four

1759
01:55:43,400 --> 01:55:47,200
Speaker 1: year old man. Forty two year old dude punched, sucker

1760
01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:52,480
Speaker 1: punched and and wind up killing a forty two a

1761
01:55:52,600 --> 01:55:55,160
Speaker 1: sixty four year old man, and then he bragged about

1762
01:55:55,200 --> 01:56:01,240
Speaker 1: it on Facebook. The guy, who his name is Patrick Gorman,

1763
01:56:03,720 --> 01:56:06,800
Speaker 1: was on the train. He bumped into uh, he bumped

1764
01:56:06,840 --> 01:56:09,080
Speaker 1: into his wife and he said excuse me to the

1765
01:56:09,160 --> 01:56:13,640
Speaker 1: wife and then he said I'm sorry, excuse me, and

1766
01:56:13,720 --> 01:56:16,440
Speaker 1: then the husband punched him in his face. The guy

1767
01:56:16,640 --> 01:56:18,920
Speaker 1: landed on his head. And then he went all over

1768
01:56:19,000 --> 01:56:24,040
Speaker 1: the place, and and and uh, he talks on Facebook.

1769
01:56:24,560 --> 01:56:27,120
Speaker 1: He bragged about it. He bragged about it. And now

1770
01:56:27,240 --> 01:56:29,880
Speaker 1: he's on the run. Man, Now, now you and now

1771
01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:32,040
Speaker 1: you're gonna be He didn't do anything. He bumped into joy.

1772
01:56:32,080 --> 01:56:36,320
Speaker 1: He said, I'm sorry, excuse me. Now you're in jail

1773
01:56:36,400 --> 01:56:39,560
Speaker 1: for the rest. They're gonna catch you. You're in jail field.

1774
01:56:39,560 --> 01:56:42,120
Speaker 1: And and now we'll we'll see if wifey isn't getting

1775
01:56:42,200 --> 01:56:46,880
Speaker 1: long dicked. You're you're, you're, you're, you're so proud of wifey,

1776
01:56:46,960 --> 01:56:52,080
Speaker 1: you love wifey. We'll see if wifey isn't getting real

1777
01:56:52,240 --> 01:56:55,520
Speaker 1: nice six months after you you're you're locked away for

1778
01:56:55,680 --> 01:57:01,280
Speaker 1: good forever. See if she's not getting piped out real nice, Yeah,

1779
01:57:01,800 --> 01:57:04,440
Speaker 1: real proper. On the run, you might as well just

1780
01:57:04,600 --> 01:57:06,560
Speaker 1: turn yourself in be Yeah, where are you gonna go?

1781
01:57:06,600 --> 01:57:10,760
Speaker 1: You're gonna outsmart the cops. They're gonna find you. So

1782
01:57:10,880 --> 01:57:14,280
Speaker 1: that's the other sick funk I got another guy, a man,

1783
01:57:14,480 --> 01:57:22,040
Speaker 1: A man found living with twelve girls in Pennsylvania, allegedly

1784
01:57:22,120 --> 01:57:25,600
Speaker 1: that he had he had groomed and Brainwashington thinking he

1785
01:57:25,760 --> 01:57:30,200
Speaker 1: was a quote unquote profit of God. M hm. He

1786
01:57:30,280 --> 01:57:33,480
Speaker 1: had him in there as prisoners, and he had another

1787
01:57:33,600 --> 01:57:39,640
Speaker 1: woman helping him. This dude is buck Wald. The name

1788
01:57:39,760 --> 01:57:43,760
Speaker 1: of the gentleman is Lee Kaplan. The sick fuck of

1789
01:57:43,840 --> 01:57:46,720
Speaker 1: the week, the third, no, the fourth sick funck of

1790
01:57:46,760 --> 01:57:52,960
Speaker 1: the week, keeping women uh prisoners, your fock styles not

1791
01:57:53,120 --> 01:57:55,960
Speaker 1: buck Wald, Dude, You're not a cocksman. You're not a

1792
01:57:56,040 --> 01:57:58,880
Speaker 1: stickman for doing all that. That's nothing to be proud of.

1793
01:57:58,960 --> 01:58:01,800
Speaker 1: My man, You're gonna get locked up again. And you

1794
01:58:01,880 --> 01:58:04,920
Speaker 1: know what happens to guys like this, Gimoetti, Tell, Tell,

1795
01:58:05,040 --> 01:58:07,400
Speaker 1: tell the world. What happens to guys that do things

1796
01:58:07,440 --> 01:58:10,160
Speaker 1: like this to young girls that that that keep women

1797
01:58:10,200 --> 01:58:14,960
Speaker 1: against their their will, fothering two children with two of

1798
01:58:15,040 --> 01:58:17,600
Speaker 1: these these girls that were they're being held captive. What

1799
01:58:17,760 --> 01:58:20,400
Speaker 1: happens when they finally get to where they need to go,

1800
01:58:20,640 --> 01:58:23,120
Speaker 1: which is the black hole of prison? What do they get?

1801
01:58:23,240 --> 01:58:28,560
Speaker 1: Moody Uh the wonderbread bag olive oil treatment and you

1802
01:58:28,680 --> 01:58:35,440
Speaker 1: have to get it fixed. Podcast, there's a tight end.

1803
01:58:35,640 --> 01:58:37,400
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not big in college football, but but

1804
01:58:37,440 --> 01:58:39,280
Speaker 1: I heard about this kid, and I heard about this story.

1805
01:58:39,640 --> 01:58:44,760
Speaker 1: Florida International uh f i U Florida International University, John

1806
01:58:44,840 --> 01:58:51,120
Speaker 1: HU Smith his career has come to an end. The

1807
01:58:51,200 --> 01:58:55,320
Speaker 1: reason why his career has come to an end is

1808
01:58:55,360 --> 01:59:01,520
Speaker 1: because his pregnant girlfriend burned him with hot water. Scolding

1809
01:59:01,600 --> 01:59:06,440
Speaker 1: hot water, damn girl named Mary Gasper who's pregnant. He

1810
01:59:06,560 --> 01:59:08,560
Speaker 1: probably cheated on her? I would, I would, I would

1811
01:59:08,560 --> 01:59:11,040
Speaker 1: guess that's the beef. I'm not. I hope he didn't,

1812
01:59:11,160 --> 01:59:13,760
Speaker 1: but I would assume. No, it wasn't. It was an

1813
01:59:13,880 --> 01:59:16,520
Speaker 1: argument over some crazy stuff. It wasn't that right. But

1814
01:59:16,560 --> 01:59:18,920
Speaker 1: what do you think the argument would possibly? You know

1815
01:59:19,000 --> 01:59:21,040
Speaker 1: what it is? Did you fuck that bitch? Why she

1816
01:59:21,160 --> 01:59:22,960
Speaker 1: up in your d n You know it always comes

1817
01:59:23,040 --> 01:59:25,640
Speaker 1: over the hat you you don't pour you don't pour

1818
01:59:25,760 --> 01:59:28,000
Speaker 1: hot water on somebody over just you know, why did

1819
01:59:28,040 --> 01:59:30,400
Speaker 1: you change the channel? You know what I'm saying. It

1820
01:59:30,480 --> 01:59:33,000
Speaker 1: had the argument had to support, you know, spawn from

1821
01:59:33,440 --> 01:59:36,680
Speaker 1: did you fu that bitch? You know, the the the

1822
01:59:36,760 --> 01:59:40,320
Speaker 1: old did you fuck that bitch? Argument? And she burned

1823
01:59:40,400 --> 01:59:42,880
Speaker 1: him with hot water, same like they did Al Green.

1824
01:59:43,680 --> 01:59:45,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if people know this Al Green, the

1825
01:59:46,040 --> 01:59:50,080
Speaker 1: soul singer, his wife or or his lover at the

1826
01:59:50,120 --> 01:59:52,160
Speaker 1: time in the seventies when he was at the peak.

1827
01:59:52,200 --> 01:59:54,680
Speaker 1: It would be like God forbid it happened like Ussher

1828
01:59:54,800 --> 01:59:57,360
Speaker 1: or Chris Brown. That's how you have to contextualize it

1829
01:59:58,440 --> 02:00:02,920
Speaker 1: through scolding hot grits on him. Damn yo, man, you

1830
02:00:03,040 --> 02:00:06,840
Speaker 1: can't do ship like that. Man. Chris Brown is like

1831
02:00:06,960 --> 02:00:11,280
Speaker 1: the Aaron Pryor of R and B. Like what wild motherfucker?

1832
02:00:12,440 --> 02:00:16,040
Speaker 1: Yeah he's wild. But but I want to give Mary Gasper,

1833
02:00:16,200 --> 02:00:18,120
Speaker 1: who's pregnant. I don't know how this is gonna work out.

1834
02:00:18,200 --> 02:00:21,960
Speaker 1: She got arrested the sick funk of the week. Unfortunately

1835
02:00:22,040 --> 02:00:24,360
Speaker 1: she's the sick funk of the week. She's five months

1836
02:00:24,440 --> 02:00:27,240
Speaker 1: pregnant with this guy's child. UM. I hope he's able

1837
02:00:27,280 --> 02:00:30,920
Speaker 1: to recover and and pick up his career. Apparently like

1838
02:00:31,000 --> 02:00:34,400
Speaker 1: he he was NFL Caliber. So this is the sick

1839
02:00:34,480 --> 02:00:37,800
Speaker 1: funk of the week. Congratulations again. This is an award

1840
02:00:37,880 --> 02:00:42,040
Speaker 1: that is earned, not given. Not just anybody can become

1841
02:00:42,080 --> 02:00:43,680
Speaker 1: the sick funk of the week. It takes a person

1842
02:00:43,760 --> 02:00:48,360
Speaker 1: with a certain uh how do you say? Uh say? Quad?

1843
02:00:51,960 --> 02:00:55,680
Speaker 1: You know, I don't like to make light of these things, okay, Uh,

1844
02:00:56,440 --> 02:00:59,760
Speaker 1: you know, like, not just anybody violent violent violent crimes,

1845
02:01:00,240 --> 02:01:03,040
Speaker 1: very very rarely get the six funk of the year.

1846
02:01:03,440 --> 02:01:05,960
Speaker 1: Um or a six funk of the week. Um. This

1847
02:01:06,200 --> 02:01:08,280
Speaker 1: this is somebody I think we will definitely be brought

1848
02:01:08,360 --> 02:01:10,680
Speaker 1: up after at the end of the year that this

1849
02:01:10,800 --> 02:01:15,240
Speaker 1: is a contender. And and this is in you Utah, Lehigh, Utah.

1850
02:01:15,680 --> 02:01:20,000
Speaker 1: A young lady named Carolyn Williams. She worked at a

1851
02:01:20,080 --> 02:01:26,240
Speaker 1: group home for people with disabilities, and she was sexually

1852
02:01:26,280 --> 02:01:30,920
Speaker 1: abusing the people in her care. This is a nineteen

1853
02:01:31,000 --> 02:01:34,200
Speaker 1: year old. Uh. This, this is a woman, uh forcibly

1854
02:01:34,320 --> 02:01:39,880
Speaker 1: sodomizing object rape and forcible sexual abuse to two people

1855
02:01:39,920 --> 02:01:42,720
Speaker 1: in a group to to to basically uh, people with

1856
02:01:43,040 --> 02:01:47,400
Speaker 1: you know, all sorts of disabilities. Uh. This woman is

1857
02:01:47,440 --> 02:01:51,839
Speaker 1: a true sick fuck. Uh. Ten counts of forcible sodomy

1858
02:01:52,520 --> 02:01:56,200
Speaker 1: uh the ages of eight, nineteen to seven. Um. And

1859
02:01:56,480 --> 02:01:59,360
Speaker 1: and and congratulations, you're probably gonna wind up in prison

1860
02:01:59,840 --> 02:02:02,320
Speaker 1: and should be, you know, in a mental institution to

1861
02:02:02,400 --> 02:02:05,040
Speaker 1: be honest, because you have to be so sick and

1862
02:02:05,080 --> 02:02:09,960
Speaker 1: twisted to do such vile things to to disabled people. UM.

1863
02:02:10,040 --> 02:02:11,760
Speaker 1: So I want I want to give her a shout out.

1864
02:02:12,240 --> 02:02:14,720
Speaker 1: She's only nineteen. God knows what she's went through in

1865
02:02:14,800 --> 02:02:17,879
Speaker 1: her life. Uh. The whole thing is just very unfortunate.

1866
02:02:17,920 --> 02:02:20,560
Speaker 1: I don't want to make light of it. Disgusting and

1867
02:02:20,680 --> 02:02:23,440
Speaker 1: sick and and she is the true sick funk of

1868
02:02:23,440 --> 02:02:29,360
Speaker 1: the week. One Oh but please go. Uh. A woman

1869
02:02:29,520 --> 02:02:34,000
Speaker 1: in Taiwan went into a convenience store and was told

1870
02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:36,640
Speaker 1: you can't use the bathroom, it's out of order. So

1871
02:02:37,800 --> 02:02:42,000
Speaker 1: she got upset with that, and she jumped on the counter,

1872
02:02:42,720 --> 02:02:46,640
Speaker 1: pulled out a cup, pisted in the cup, and drank

1873
02:02:46,760 --> 02:02:50,040
Speaker 1: it as a protest for her not being able to

1874
02:02:50,200 --> 02:02:59,840
Speaker 1: use the toilet. Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ, that's that's another

1875
02:03:00,000 --> 02:03:02,839
Speaker 1: sick funck. I well, I'll raise you. One. An Ohio

1876
02:03:02,960 --> 02:03:08,600
Speaker 1: woman has been arrested for stabbing her boyfriend to death. Okay,

1877
02:03:08,680 --> 02:03:10,800
Speaker 1: and you say, well, that's nothing funny about that. There

1878
02:03:10,920 --> 02:03:14,000
Speaker 1: is nothing funny about that. When the police arrived at

1879
02:03:14,040 --> 02:03:18,160
Speaker 1: the house and they found her boyfriend, a forty two

1880
02:03:18,200 --> 02:03:22,920
Speaker 1: year old gentleman, with multiple stab rooms. Uh, she said

1881
02:03:22,960 --> 02:03:28,920
Speaker 1: he cut himself accidentally. Oh okay, that that was hers

1882
02:03:28,960 --> 02:03:33,400
Speaker 1: that he cut he cut himself accidentally. You're a sick fuck.

1883
02:03:33,880 --> 02:03:35,440
Speaker 1: And if you think the cops are gonna be like,

1884
02:03:35,560 --> 02:03:40,080
Speaker 1: oh okay, um, all right, well sorry sorry to interrupted,

1885
02:03:40,200 --> 02:03:42,840
Speaker 1: and you know, no, you killed him. You're a sick fuck.

1886
02:03:43,120 --> 02:03:46,640
Speaker 1: This is an Ohio woman, wait, I got a sick fuck.

1887
02:03:47,320 --> 02:03:52,560
Speaker 1: I'll raise your sick fuck. Oh oh please try. African

1888
02:03:52,680 --> 02:03:57,520
Speaker 1: man Gabriel will see me you was busted raping his

1889
02:03:57,680 --> 02:04:03,880
Speaker 1: neighbors go after women repeatedly turned him down. Among his

1890
02:04:04,040 --> 02:04:10,120
Speaker 1: conquests were the village cow and the chicken. The goats

1891
02:04:10,480 --> 02:04:15,880
Speaker 1: blood curdling screams awoke the village and they formed a

1892
02:04:15,960 --> 02:04:22,320
Speaker 1: lynch mob and chased him. Jesus Christ, I have to say,

1893
02:04:22,360 --> 02:04:24,200
Speaker 1: I think you might have one, because that's the true

1894
02:04:24,360 --> 02:04:27,560
Speaker 1: essence of a sick funk. I don't like sick funk.

1895
02:04:27,600 --> 02:04:31,600
Speaker 1: When there's there's there's violence. Uh. Now you say, well,

1896
02:04:31,640 --> 02:04:33,720
Speaker 1: that's violent to rape the goat. I understand that, but

1897
02:04:34,160 --> 02:04:37,920
Speaker 1: fortunately it's not a person. It's a goat. Now you say, well, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1898
02:04:38,040 --> 02:04:40,320
Speaker 1: I love goats. I do too, but but but you

1899
02:04:40,440 --> 02:04:42,920
Speaker 1: get what I'm saying. You understand what I'm saying. Hey, rap,

1900
02:04:42,960 --> 02:04:47,320
Speaker 1: I got one more? Oh uh this, I have to

1901
02:04:47,400 --> 02:04:54,200
Speaker 1: get this sick fuck in um. Justin Frasier film made

1902
02:04:54,240 --> 02:04:59,320
Speaker 1: a porn of him self with his dog, so he ship.

1903
02:05:00,040 --> 02:05:03,920
Speaker 1: Justin Fraser of the UK films himself having sex with

1904
02:05:04,040 --> 02:05:06,560
Speaker 1: his dog. Let's say so he made a porner with

1905
02:05:06,680 --> 02:05:09,560
Speaker 1: his dog, and I would think he would call it

1906
02:05:09,680 --> 02:05:14,600
Speaker 1: doggie style, right, Yeah, yeah, he called it doggy style.

1907
02:05:15,160 --> 02:05:17,320
Speaker 1: What and what did you put him in the list

1908
02:05:17,400 --> 02:05:20,000
Speaker 1: for for six Funk of the Year. We definitely have

1909
02:05:20,080 --> 02:05:26,280
Speaker 1: to let the people choose on him. I'm sorry to

1910
02:05:26,400 --> 02:05:29,480
Speaker 1: be a little redundant, but a man with a cow

1911
02:05:29,760 --> 02:05:35,800
Speaker 1: slurry fetish has been jailed for five years after threatening

1912
02:05:35,920 --> 02:05:39,640
Speaker 1: a family. He was gonna kill them if he didn't

1913
02:05:39,720 --> 02:05:43,400
Speaker 1: let them come on there and fuck the cows, roll

1914
02:05:43,480 --> 02:05:49,720
Speaker 1: around in the cow shit. You sick fuck you. I

1915
02:05:49,760 --> 02:05:53,640
Speaker 1: don't know why this continues to happen and happen and happen.

1916
02:05:54,000 --> 02:05:56,160
Speaker 1: He wanted to kill the family because they wanted him

1917
02:05:56,160 --> 02:05:58,640
Speaker 1: off off their land. We don't want you in here

1918
02:05:58,880 --> 02:06:02,040
Speaker 1: fucking our cows when my man, well, you're not allowed

1919
02:06:02,080 --> 02:06:06,640
Speaker 1: to run around here rolling in the cow ship. We're

1920
02:06:06,680 --> 02:06:09,880
Speaker 1: not with that. We have a right. He was gonna

1921
02:06:10,000 --> 02:06:12,200
Speaker 1: burn their ship down too if they didn't let him

1922
02:06:12,240 --> 02:06:15,000
Speaker 1: fuck them cow. Yeah. This is a sick call. This

1923
02:06:15,200 --> 02:06:21,920
Speaker 1: is the sick funk of the week. Jeesus, damn. You

1924
02:06:22,000 --> 02:06:23,800
Speaker 1: might dispute this one, but I think this guy, this

1925
02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:28,480
Speaker 1: guy is a sick fuck a golfer in Texas playing

1926
02:06:28,480 --> 02:06:33,320
Speaker 1: a casual game of golf. They were arguing about the

1927
02:06:33,480 --> 02:06:38,360
Speaker 1: putting and and and and the uh you know they're

1928
02:06:38,400 --> 02:06:40,680
Speaker 1: hitting into you know, this little bullshit on a little

1929
02:06:40,720 --> 02:06:49,400
Speaker 1: public golf course. And this guy, Kevin Silvio, he's Asian

1930
02:06:49,520 --> 02:06:51,960
Speaker 1: or something. I can't pronounce this as a civil a.

1931
02:06:52,120 --> 02:06:55,080
Speaker 1: I don't know what fun he is. He attacked this

1932
02:06:55,200 --> 02:06:58,640
Speaker 1: other guy with the golf club on a public golf course,

1933
02:06:59,000 --> 02:07:04,840
Speaker 1: busted his fucking skull, broken ribs, busted his thumbs over

1934
02:07:04,960 --> 02:07:08,400
Speaker 1: a little game of golf. Damn could have killed the guy.

1935
02:07:08,880 --> 02:07:12,840
Speaker 1: He had like fifty stitches in his skull over over

1936
02:07:12,960 --> 02:07:15,240
Speaker 1: a little petty game of golf. You gotta be careful

1937
02:07:15,280 --> 02:07:17,920
Speaker 1: out there. You can't just be arguing and bullshitting with people. Man,

1938
02:07:18,400 --> 02:07:20,160
Speaker 1: you don't know what kind of sickos are out there.

1939
02:07:20,520 --> 02:07:23,000
Speaker 1: This guy congratulations with the sick fucking weakness is an

1940
02:07:23,000 --> 02:07:29,000
Speaker 1: award that has earned given um and this gentleman. Uh,

1941
02:07:29,920 --> 02:07:33,200
Speaker 1: Luckily he didn't die like I said. He cracked him

1942
02:07:33,200 --> 02:07:38,160
Speaker 1: over the head with the golf club, busted ribs, fractured skull,

1943
02:07:38,520 --> 02:07:41,640
Speaker 1: whelps and all that ship his families free. This is

1944
02:07:41,680 --> 02:07:43,840
Speaker 1: over Thanksgiving. This guy wants to be on with his family,

1945
02:07:43,880 --> 02:07:45,520
Speaker 1: wanted to go get a couple of rounds of golf

1946
02:07:45,600 --> 02:07:49,800
Speaker 1: on the on the uh, you know, get some tea time.

1947
02:07:53,560 --> 02:07:57,400
Speaker 1: Oh man, this is crazy. Uh. A perverted senior citizen

1948
02:07:57,960 --> 02:08:03,640
Speaker 1: broke into a woman's home, open the refrigerator, opened the

1949
02:08:03,760 --> 02:08:10,240
Speaker 1: orange juice, skated in the orange juice and shake sit

1950
02:08:10,360 --> 02:08:15,560
Speaker 1: up and returns it to the fridge, and uh, gingerly

1951
02:08:15,680 --> 02:08:19,120
Speaker 1: walks out, what is why are people doing this now?

1952
02:08:19,200 --> 02:08:25,880
Speaker 1: When you say skeetd you mean uh ejaculated into the Tropicana? Okay,

1953
02:08:25,880 --> 02:08:28,360
Speaker 1: because some people don't know when you say skated, ske

1954
02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:34,040
Speaker 1: is a term that we use. Yes, And where did

1955
02:08:34,120 --> 02:08:37,320
Speaker 1: this happen? My friend? Uh, I didn't write the Uh

1956
02:08:38,400 --> 02:08:42,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. Elderly are starting to fact check all

1957
02:08:42,600 --> 02:08:47,800
Speaker 1: episode or isn't the beginning of the beginning? Ohio, it happened. Okay,

1958
02:08:47,880 --> 02:08:55,600
Speaker 1: thank you? All right, it's come, it's come. It's come.

1959
02:08:55,680 --> 02:09:01,520
Speaker 1: Time for you the people to collectively vote for the

1960
02:09:01,600 --> 02:09:03,720
Speaker 1: sick funk of the year. The last three candidates are

1961
02:09:07,160 --> 02:09:10,720
Speaker 1: all right now listen, dude, by a round of applause, Jordan,

1962
02:09:10,800 --> 02:09:13,200
Speaker 1: you gotta hear witness. Who's the Who's the number ones

1963
02:09:14,320 --> 02:09:20,880
Speaker 1: the ship suit dog raper. Number two the woman who

1964
02:09:21,000 --> 02:09:23,640
Speaker 1: was having sex with her dog, the pit bull to

1965
02:09:23,840 --> 02:09:28,839
Speaker 1: face not creative enough. I know the mother in Tampa

1966
02:09:28,920 --> 02:09:30,760
Speaker 1: who had the strip party for the eight year old

1967
02:09:32,920 --> 02:09:34,680
Speaker 1: mother of the Year, but not sick funk of the year.

1968
02:09:34,720 --> 02:09:41,560
Speaker 1: I got it. Um Number four Malcolm Brenner, the dolphin fucker.

1969
02:09:42,800 --> 02:09:48,640
Speaker 1: Oh okay, we have our first leader. He he beat

1970
02:09:48,720 --> 02:09:52,560
Speaker 1: the ships to raper and I'll use that that word

1971
02:09:52,840 --> 02:09:56,760
Speaker 1: with any jokes. He really did. That ship suit did

1972
02:09:56,880 --> 02:10:01,240
Speaker 1: not want it. Get it fixed. That ship suit did

1973
02:10:01,320 --> 02:10:03,960
Speaker 1: not want it, my friend, regardless of what you thought

1974
02:10:04,000 --> 02:10:09,040
Speaker 1: in your head. Number five is uh the the woman

1975
02:10:09,080 --> 02:10:11,160
Speaker 1: who has the sex with the the tree named Tim

1976
02:10:12,320 --> 02:10:17,800
Speaker 1: Tykable stores Number seven. The next person, the candidate is

1977
02:10:17,880 --> 02:10:22,000
Speaker 1: the not the dogshit either, the horseshit eater from the

1978
02:10:22,160 --> 02:10:26,880
Speaker 1: paradey Cleveland. Think about that on the parade the Knicks

1979
02:10:26,960 --> 02:10:30,360
Speaker 1: wont to parade. Somebody picks up horseship in front of

1980
02:10:30,400 --> 02:10:32,440
Speaker 1: your face. I mean, it's a good day. They won

1981
02:10:32,520 --> 02:10:37,600
Speaker 1: the championship. Think about that. Candidate eight from one the

1982
02:10:37,680 --> 02:10:40,600
Speaker 1: New New Zealand man who got caught humping the man

1983
02:10:40,760 --> 02:10:43,560
Speaker 1: cover in broad daylight, but asked they gave the sword.

1984
02:10:44,000 --> 02:10:50,240
Speaker 1: Think about these things. Man Candidate nine, Freddie Wadsworth, the

1985
02:10:50,360 --> 02:10:53,680
Speaker 1: old guy that was charged for fucking a goat. Oh

1986
02:10:53,760 --> 02:10:58,760
Speaker 1: that's nothing. I don't even cut. Where are we out

1987
02:10:58,800 --> 02:11:03,880
Speaker 1: as a society that that it's no votes? Nobody, Shame

1988
02:11:03,960 --> 02:11:08,960
Speaker 1: on you, Shame on you. You're at order. You're at order.

1989
02:11:09,840 --> 02:11:15,080
Speaker 1: This whole courts at order. Nothing like did you don't

1990
02:11:15,080 --> 02:11:19,680
Speaker 1: even deny it? That? Nobody? And the guy focks a goat.

1991
02:11:19,720 --> 02:11:21,440
Speaker 1: It's just like, no, it's nothing. I see that all

1992
02:11:21,440 --> 02:11:36,320
Speaker 1: the time. Candidate the New Mexico mother and son. So

1993
02:11:36,520 --> 02:11:38,320
Speaker 1: we have three. We have the top three. Now we

1994
02:11:38,480 --> 02:11:39,880
Speaker 1: have the top three, and then we're gonna do this.

1995
02:11:39,960 --> 02:11:44,040
Speaker 1: We're gonna get into the finals. The guy in Tallahassee

1996
02:11:44,520 --> 02:11:49,360
Speaker 1: who poured the seaman on the guy, the girl, well,

1997
02:11:49,400 --> 02:11:52,240
Speaker 1: that's our fourk we got two more, okay, the the

1998
02:11:52,320 --> 02:11:55,240
Speaker 1: ship sandwich person, that's okay, we got it, okay. And

1999
02:11:55,360 --> 02:11:57,760
Speaker 1: then the woman in Taiwan who may or may not

2000
02:11:57,880 --> 02:11:59,760
Speaker 1: be a sick funk. It might be somebody who want

2001
02:12:00,240 --> 02:12:08,000
Speaker 1: ye take a piss. Okay, okay, okay. Now we're gonna

2002
02:12:08,040 --> 02:12:10,600
Speaker 1: vote for the finalists. You get one vote and one

2003
02:12:10,680 --> 02:12:15,920
Speaker 1: vote only. Sincerely, the ship suit dog fucker. It's a

2004
02:12:16,040 --> 02:12:22,640
Speaker 1: lot of they fucked dogs in me. The Tallahassee man

2005
02:12:23,000 --> 02:12:32,880
Speaker 1: who poured the seamen on the unbeknown customer. The New

2006
02:12:32,960 --> 02:12:38,640
Speaker 1: Mexico mother and son couple. That's it. Thick funk of

2007
02:12:38,720 --> 02:12:48,920
Speaker 1: a year, all right, what can I say? I want

2008
02:12:48,920 --> 02:12:53,800
Speaker 1: to thank you for listening to, enjoying, suffering, and writing

2009
02:12:54,160 --> 02:12:58,520
Speaker 1: with us through the sickest episode of the Iron Rapports

2010
02:12:58,520 --> 02:13:03,200
Speaker 1: Stereo Podcast ever, all sick, fuck everything. I have a

2011
02:13:03,360 --> 02:13:08,160
Speaker 1: great two thousand and seventeen. I wish everybody's safety, good health,

2012
02:13:08,880 --> 02:13:12,480
Speaker 1: and whatever else dreams and aspirations you want. Shout out

2013
02:13:12,520 --> 02:13:15,080
Speaker 1: to the entire Wrapper pack. Shout out to all the

2014
02:13:15,160 --> 02:13:19,360
Speaker 1: fans of the Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. Shout out to

2015
02:13:19,440 --> 02:13:22,040
Speaker 1: the two best producers in the podcast game, Miles Davis

2016
02:13:22,080 --> 02:13:25,400
Speaker 1: and Jordan Winter. Miles Davis is Asian, although his name

2017
02:13:25,600 --> 02:13:29,120
Speaker 1: is Miles Davis strange but true. G Moody is the

2018
02:13:29,200 --> 02:13:33,120
Speaker 1: two thousand and fifteen two thousands and sixteen podcast co

2019
02:13:33,240 --> 02:13:35,920
Speaker 1: host of the Year. I am Michael rappaport A k

2020
02:13:36,080 --> 02:13:39,400
Speaker 1: the Gringo man Dingo. I appreciate the love, I appreciate

2021
02:13:39,480 --> 02:13:42,920
Speaker 1: the respect. I appreciate the support. What more can I say?

2022
02:13:43,280 --> 02:13:45,879
Speaker 1: The sickest of the six Fox two thousand and sixteen

2023
02:13:45,920 --> 02:13:49,800
Speaker 1: final episode, Looking forward to a great, safe, healthy, and

2024
02:13:49,920 --> 02:13:53,360
Speaker 1: productive two thousand and seventeen and beyond. The Iron Rapports

2025
02:13:53,360 --> 02:13:54,880
Speaker 1: stereo podcast and we Altum