Speaker 1: I guess what decision we're about to make A horrible decisions.
Speaker 1: Bananas and Pajamas are sucking lots of dick. Bananas and
Speaker 1: pajamas wanted very quick em Pajamas wanted in their clip
Speaker 1: over it because it's okay, I just said we should
Speaker 1: sing it. Anyways, guys, to another episode of Horrible Decisions.
Speaker 1: Your girl Mandy b a k A fulk pumps a
Speaker 1: k A debt bitch a k A. I don't pay anymore,
Speaker 1: but I used to be paid the stallion a k A.
Speaker 1: What did do? Hi, guys, I'm wheezy and I'm just
Speaker 1: here and without her bonnet. Thank god, she is in pajamas.
Speaker 1: So that's why we started with it's not a pajama.
Speaker 1: It should have been wheezy, it's a panma and she's
Speaker 1: it's a pant suit and she's at wa pant By
Speaker 1: the way, I just want to make a little comment. Um,
Speaker 1: somebody was like amazing and so shady and da yeah,
Speaker 1: but I am I'm sorry, I am well, And I
Speaker 1: want to be very clear in saying that if you're
Speaker 1: new to the show, I apologize if you're offended, but
Speaker 1: I apologize for them being offended me. If you had
Speaker 1: an issue with my shadiness bit, you can leave. This
Speaker 1: is the show of four years and I'm going to
Speaker 1: continue to do it. It's not shade, it's judgment. I
Speaker 1: get the shade versus judgment, but I feel those are pj's.
Speaker 1: This is not a If you guys are watching us
Speaker 1: on YouTube, makes makes sir, you sworch what the sword
Speaker 1: you makes sure you make sure you search Horrible Decisions. Yes,
Speaker 1: this lovely, lovely, lovely audio that you guys get. You
Speaker 1: can also enjoy the full video episode on YouTube search
Speaker 1: Horrible Decisions. You get to see us like on a set.
Speaker 1: We're in WTF studios, but we do actually put money
Speaker 1: into you guys watching us if you want to. So,
Speaker 1: if you thought the shade sounded shady and audio, wait
Speaker 1: till you add the face bitch. Every seriously, like like honestly,
Speaker 1: even the pauses, like I know you'all listen and y'all
Speaker 1: just hear the dead cricket silence. But when you wear
Speaker 1: the love video, there's a look that goes off. It's giving,
Speaker 1: it's giving judgment, it's giving. These are pjs and what
Speaker 1: a pants slue is like a blazer and pants. You
Speaker 1: know what, I at least give me any that it's
Speaker 1: the outfit. It's it is. It's giving night, Will. But
Speaker 1: you know we're hearing queer with another episode for you guys.
Speaker 1: You guys have been requesting solo episodes and you know what,
Speaker 1: just to be a little messy boots, shut up. You
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to talking? Does that mean you gotta shut up?
Speaker 1: But I won't check God out on Bible stories with
Speaker 1: Brianda and not on this one. I I love all
Speaker 1: of the guests we've had, do you I haven't. That's
Speaker 1: why some are archived. And I was gonna say all
Speaker 1: of you some of it. Some of them weren't great,
Speaker 1: some of them weren't. Um this actually has been a
Speaker 1: long time coming. Um our show is better received and
Speaker 1: higher rated without guests. And I think there's a particular
Speaker 1: thing to be said about Mandy and Eyes Dynamic that
Speaker 1: it is fun to watch. And what's happening with guests now,
Speaker 1: for anybody that's listening wants to come on horrible decisions,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what I want. I want Mandy
Speaker 1: to share what she wants. Let's let's not speak for
Speaker 1: each other. Go ahead, let's go. Let's let let's talk
Speaker 1: about the guests we want. So for me, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of tired of y'all coming on to promote your ship
Speaker 1: so hard. This is not the breakfast Club. We had
Speaker 1: an episode no, don't, don't, don't be, don't, don't make
Speaker 1: it too I'm trying to no recently where I realized
Speaker 1: like I felt like we were almost forced to do
Speaker 1: a billboard Yeah, And it's frustrating because I want you
Speaker 1: guys to come on and be your authentic selves and
Speaker 1: I want you to be so good that people rushed
Speaker 1: to find you. Um. I will say one of the
Speaker 1: most popular episodes we've had within the last year was
Speaker 1: with UM shout out to Sophia Franklin, who came on
Speaker 1: this show clearly to promote her podcast and cross audiences.
Speaker 1: And I didn't feel like she served that thirstiness in
Speaker 1: her episode and much as other guests have. Yeah, Like
Speaker 1: she said it at the end, like and forgot about it,
Speaker 1: And it's just she was fun and entertaining and like
Speaker 1: a lot of people can do that without like try
Speaker 1: ying so hard. And trust me, when you are on
Speaker 1: this fucking show and Nigga's love you, they will find
Speaker 1: you don't matter what they will be in the comments,
Speaker 1: what's their Instagram? What's this like? People will come to
Speaker 1: you if they're fucking with your vibe and right now,
Speaker 1: the vibe that y'all are giving, it's exhausting me. I
Speaker 1: just want to have fun on this show. I want
Speaker 1: to talk about kinky ship. I don't want you to
Speaker 1: lie about the kinky ship you do. I don't want
Speaker 1: you to overdo it for us and like talk to
Speaker 1: my heart and black in fact about a fucking ad
Speaker 1: if you need it that bad, seriously, come on this
Speaker 1: show to have a good time with us and help
Speaker 1: people understand your kink and entertain others with us, and
Speaker 1: just enjoy the convo and not be so focused on
Speaker 1: the brand. Like I'm tired you me, bitch, you really
Speaker 1: want to pass it to me? Um No, do this? Okay,
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna do it. I mean, I'm going to
Speaker 1: do it, but I'll be honest and saying. When Weezie
Speaker 1: and I started this show, we had so many authentic,
Speaker 1: genuine stories to share. We also started receiving feedback that
Speaker 1: it's sex. How y'all gonna make it past the Hunted
Speaker 1: episodes in the journey of this show, we've realized there
Speaker 1: were so many things that we had no education on
Speaker 1: or we didn't have experience with that we did start
Speaker 1: loving to reach out to people within the community. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: within trying to share what this pod was supposed to be,
Speaker 1: business happened, and I think that amidst trying to grow
Speaker 1: this in a space where it was profitable for us
Speaker 1: um which eventually led for us to leave our jobs,
Speaker 1: you know, thank god, but we ran into a lot
Speaker 1: of disingenuine people that then you and I didn't say
Speaker 1: no to a lot of people over the last three
Speaker 1: and a half of year, and I think that was
Speaker 1: because a lot of us wanted to see people winning
Speaker 1: the way we were winning, and so we collaped with
Speaker 1: another a lot of podcasters where whether they added anything
Speaker 1: to the overall messaging of this podcast, we thought it
Speaker 1: would make for great content. I think that as we
Speaker 1: continued on it, just truly personal ventures got got messed
Speaker 1: with expectations, with entitlement with with where weezy and not
Speaker 1: really wanted to come back to just straight up giving
Speaker 1: you guys solid entertainment about how we lived in this
Speaker 1: non traditional lifestyle, kinky space. And we both decided we
Speaker 1: want to focus more on those stories. I don't want
Speaker 1: to collab with celebs. Y'all hated the fucking City Girls,
Speaker 1: y'all hated some of the other pods that we've brought
Speaker 1: on board that are new, and y'all just wasn't feeling them.
Speaker 1: I don't. We're not a fucking billboard. And though we're
Speaker 1: on black Effect, though Weezy has her studio now where
Speaker 1: she's allowing you guys to come in and build your
Speaker 1: brands with the fucking quality of the top notch podcasts
Speaker 1: out here, we want to get back to Horrible being
Speaker 1: fucking horribly disgusting and filthy without us feeling like we're
Speaker 1: sitting here hoping you sell your brand to our audience. Now,
Speaker 1: I will read you some interesting DM I've recently got.
Speaker 1: I just, oh, yeah, I don't even know. This is
Speaker 1: basically your personal DM. No no no, no, people that want
Speaker 1: to come on the show. These are the people I want. Oh,
Speaker 1: we are going to get some of them on right.
Speaker 1: I'm responding to your posts requesting real freaks. I'm a filthy,
Speaker 1: nasty slut as part of my dominant I'm a submissive
Speaker 1: mastocist that loves public sex, Bruce Mark. Wait wait wait
Speaker 1: wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we did this
Speaker 1: since episode like to Okay, I'm going to you read.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the funk you're saying, and I'm
Speaker 1: right here, son, slow it down and slow me down,
Speaker 1: can you. I am a submissive massacrest that loves public sex.
Speaker 1: I love bruises, Mark bites. I've been slapped, spit on
Speaker 1: lick during sessions. I've had sex in a forest preserved. Also,
Speaker 1: she's black, a fourth preserve, a construction site, music studios,
Speaker 1: and many a sex club. I'm also a thirty year
Speaker 1: old mom of twins. Bitch, come on, not fucking in
Speaker 1: the forest now? In this fuck yours the state trooper.
Speaker 1: I just need to know who the fun she. She's
Speaker 1: a black woman that says she fucked in the forest.
Speaker 1: Why not just say the woods? When you say forest,
Speaker 1: they get realistic. I think I think they're parents. They're bitch,
Speaker 1: we need you because these are the kind of guests
Speaker 1: I want. But wait pause, forests and jungle. What's the difference, nigga?
Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're not that, but what is the difference?
Speaker 1: Because you do come from southing medical and so I
Speaker 1: always get it wrong. South. Are they not close? You? Definitely?
Speaker 1: Russia was a today? So are you ready for this? Okay?
Speaker 1: Real quick? What's the difference between a forest and would?
Speaker 1: A forest has many tall trees and could be usually
Speaker 1: traveled by humans? The jungle jungle described or overgrown mass
Speaker 1: of vegetation over what's the woods? I think that's closer
Speaker 1: to the forest. But I was that's what we called
Speaker 1: the woods like in America. We got woods. We ain't
Speaker 1: got jungles in America? Right, don't but we got a
Speaker 1: rainforest here? Or no that he don't have? I don't
Speaker 1: like that. I really be asking the questions that matter
Speaker 1: the matter. See here dissected jungles forests. It would you
Speaker 1: know why? It's because it's sincere and you want to learn.
Speaker 1: And I appreciate bro. I only come on here. There's
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with you wanted to know this and asking
Speaker 1: these questions? We got you know what to answer? Today?
Speaker 1: You do? There was no rainforest or jungles that a
Speaker 1: bear could. We only had woods. What the definition of woods?
Speaker 1: How does that differ? Nigga? To know? Can you come woods?
Speaker 1: The woods is a is an area of land smaller
Speaker 1: than a pot woods force and then you got you
Speaker 1: got jungle. Okay, you we got rainforests technically. Wait wait wait,
Speaker 1: let me let me show you what I am. Technically.
Speaker 1: Put Rico is in the U. S of A. And
Speaker 1: they got the jun the junka forest forest, bitch, But
Speaker 1: that's a forest. We're not. We were saying, Jungles, I said,
Speaker 1: in the U s A. America, Puerto Rico, not America,
Speaker 1: you were. It was giving mainland Mandy and but okay,
Speaker 1: that's what we're doing. Okay, shout out to all of
Speaker 1: y'all that was with me. None of y'all who was
Speaker 1: against me, like Edding and Wheezy right now, not against you.
Speaker 1: She just cried and she wasn't laughing with me. She
Speaker 1: was laughing at me. I feel the way I was
Speaker 1: laughing at this situation. But there's technically a rainforest in America,
Speaker 1: in Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, the part of the US
Speaker 1: of A. Read the next DM. God Man, Now this
Speaker 1: girl I want to have on too. I was a
Speaker 1: phone sex operator specializing specializing in ABS adult baby syndrome.
Speaker 1: She went through training and everything we need to have her.
Speaker 1: Now there's a white guy who wrote us who's a
Speaker 1: gay sex worker. He said, he doesn't believe we've had
Speaker 1: a hey escort on we did on Patreon. Don't want
Speaker 1: to talk about it now, I said, I was not.
Speaker 1: Tell us, tell us about your favorite client. He said,
Speaker 1: I was. Once in London, got a call from a
Speaker 1: rich Saudi man. I showed up and there was a
Speaker 1: Russian female escort lines of cooke on the table. They
Speaker 1: were vibing, wanting me to join. He asked me to
Speaker 1: help fuck her, but I could tell he was mostly gay.
Speaker 1: The best part was his brother was in the suite
Speaker 1: next door, so he made me practice what he would
Speaker 1: do in case the brother came in. So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: I read the d M and I said, damn, this
Speaker 1: person sounds so interesting. Are you sure they're fully white?
Speaker 1: Because I was hoping maybe they were like Cuban or
Speaker 1: something where they were white. Presenting his name is it
Speaker 1: looks like it's Latina. His name Alexey, So I said,
Speaker 1: can you make sure he's really white? Because to be
Speaker 1: very honest, this show, if we if we go back
Speaker 1: to talking about what the premise of this is, we
Speaker 1: used to say a thing in the very early beginning
Speaker 1: of this pod that things were wps. White people ship
Speaker 1: a lot of the things as far as kinks, paraphilias
Speaker 1: and lifestyle conversations that we have on this pod. A
Speaker 1: lot of people will be like A, no way black
Speaker 1: people was doing that. And so as we get to
Speaker 1: where we want more guests like this, I do want
Speaker 1: them to be people of color too, but we can
Speaker 1: throw in, you know, if we can throw in a
Speaker 1: white every now and then, cool, we did, right, and
Speaker 1: she was. She's been probably our only white guest this year.
Speaker 1: We had somebody else white. We had someone else quite
Speaker 1: besides Eddie and Lola. Eddie's Latino. Oh was the anal
Speaker 1: filling girl also white, anal filling girl in her as No,
Speaker 1: she was Puerto Rican dia dia dia data. Um, yeah
Speaker 1: that was. Lola was the only white person. So we
Speaker 1: could do one white person a quarter, I guess yeah,
Speaker 1: since we are a quarter? Are we were not only
Speaker 1: a quarter? Which I'm sixty nine or something seventy one.
Speaker 1: This vision whinning got her motherfucking DNA motherfucking tested. Alright,
Speaker 1: another we want you guys right into horrible decisions at
Speaker 1: Gmail or d m U S and seriously, don't just
Speaker 1: say pick me tell us why, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: picked me. I like having sex. Do you remember the
Speaker 1: first email of the camera. No, No, like, we don't
Speaker 1: want you to come on and just say, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I'm such a freak. I like being funned. I will
Speaker 1: say there was an email we got when we first started.
Speaker 1: Friends were just so wild, crazy fun. But she was like,
Speaker 1: t LC, like you guys were cool. Is not an
Speaker 1: adjetive to come on horrible. It was the most random
Speaker 1: and I was like, can you tell me what's special
Speaker 1: about you? We're funk that literally we never responded, how
Speaker 1: you aretand no outlined? You know, I gotta a lot
Speaker 1: with the hope that took up our catch up because
Speaker 1: I do like it, and there we have our eleven minutes.
Speaker 1: How much was it, Adams, let's catch you it damn it? Shit,
Speaker 1: all right, this is how you're going to treat me
Speaker 1: and my outline. I respected you and yours now you literally,
Speaker 1: But first off, that was a valid fucking question question.
Speaker 1: Let's not act like we don't be potting any here. Okay,
Speaker 1: Like people really didn't know the difference between woods forts
Speaker 1: and jungles until now. Okay, ship, I think that nig
Speaker 1: didn't know. We ain't have rain for anyway. If y'all
Speaker 1: want to wonder why I asked these dumb ask questions,
Speaker 1: because well, it's also because I am a product of
Speaker 1: the Florida education school system. And speaking of Florida, that is,
Speaker 1: where are Vanilla's ship of a second? What what? I
Speaker 1: don't like the sign we have to give her her
Speaker 1: Let's not do it. No, it's just like I just
Speaker 1: get very embarrassed to tell people where I went to school.
Speaker 1: Why Why, Because like I like to feel like I've
Speaker 1: elevated in life. You elevated from Florida to New York.
Speaker 1: I think that's an elevation. I just mean as far
Speaker 1: as like like if if there's ever a moment where
Speaker 1: I say something stupid and then people realize I'm from Florida,
Speaker 1: They'll be like, oh, great something, we have an excuse, spitch,
Speaker 1: Oh I live in my excuse. I'm from Florida. That's
Speaker 1: why I talked like this. ID love to use it.
Speaker 1: And now people are getting robbed and everything. That dog bitch,
Speaker 1: you think I'm open the door, lock it. I've loved
Speaker 1: the edge does not act like a white man, because
Speaker 1: the regular white man would have been like, we have
Speaker 1: to go explore what was that sound? Guys, Let's slit up.
Speaker 1: Let's split up. Now, let it up, Let's slut up,
Speaker 1: Let's slit up. Okay, So, our vanilla ship, for those
Speaker 1: of you guys who may be listening to us for
Speaker 1: the very first time, our vanilla ship is our odd
Speaker 1: sex stories or someone in the news sex adjacent to
Speaker 1: Jason and this one is very adjacent to sex because
Speaker 1: it has more so to do with relationships such as
Speaker 1: the South Florida couple that attempts it's a whole wedding
Speaker 1: at a mansion that they did not own. Many of
Speaker 1: you guys may have read about this. Um, oh you
Speaker 1: did not, so I don't want to say their names.
Speaker 1: I won't say their last names. Courtney and Shanita invited
Speaker 1: family and friends to their dream home and estate for
Speaker 1: their weekend wedding celebration. The ceremony was Saturday, brunched to
Speaker 1: take place on Sunday. But what was the Airbnb situation? No, no,
Speaker 1: ma'am um, there was. There was just one problem. The
Speaker 1: couple did not own the sixteen thousand, three hundred square
Speaker 1: foot mansion and also did not have permission to use
Speaker 1: it the suburban Fort Lauderdale estate. Let me tell you
Speaker 1: what the state wholes baby a bowl and alley, swimming pool,
Speaker 1: a waterfall, tennis courts, and a gazebo with an eight
Speaker 1: hundred foot bar. Okay Wilson, Oh my god, I see
Speaker 1: a picture of it. Wilson, when arrested, said that it
Speaker 1: was God's plan that the couple married there is hold On,
Speaker 1: despite what the invitation inferred, the actual owner, Mr. Nathan
Speaker 1: never gave them permission to hold the festivities there, and
Speaker 1: he was stunned when Wilson and Shenita showed up Saturday
Speaker 1: morning to set up for their wedding hold On. He
Speaker 1: called the police. I have people trespassing on my property,
Speaker 1: told the nine one one dispatcher. Up Nathan told the
Speaker 1: nine one one dispatcher. And they keep harassing me, calling me.
Speaker 1: They say that they're having a wedding here and it's
Speaker 1: God's message. I don't know what's going on. All I
Speaker 1: want is for it to stop. And they're sitting at
Speaker 1: my property right at the front gate right now. Two
Speaker 1: officers told Wilson that he would have to leave, and
Speaker 1: he did. No charges were filed. Um, of course, Mr
Speaker 1: Wilson said that I just don't want to talk about it. Um.
Speaker 1: This is what he said to the South Florida Sun Sentinel. Um. Wait,
Speaker 1: the couple sent out elaborate invitations detailing their love stories,
Speaker 1: reconnecting after thirty years of about how he proposed over
Speaker 1: pizza and Christmas Eve and the ceremony would be followed
Speaker 1: by a red carpet cocktail hour. What the guy figured
Speaker 1: it was a vacant house that didn't realize someone lived
Speaker 1: on the property. He had no idea who lived there.
Speaker 1: He was about to try to have people come up
Speaker 1: to this house that he didn't know really anyone lived in.
Speaker 1: He probably thought it was like one of them like
Speaker 1: Florida houses where people leave on a seasonal But shouldn't
Speaker 1: you check Florida? Why had to comment? Sense ain't so common?
Speaker 1: Apparent dog Shanita bro And so first off, they're probably married,
Speaker 1: they just didn't have a wedding. Do you think they're
Speaker 1: in jail? No? It said that no charges were pressed.
Speaker 1: Um they did. They do also end with saying that
Speaker 1: Broward County records show a marriage license has been issued
Speaker 1: to the couple. Um, but they have not registered as
Speaker 1: married just yet. They just wad have a moment. So
Speaker 1: what's the difference? Real quick? So if you're let me
Speaker 1: read that again, because you have a marriage license but
Speaker 1: not registered. Told me with what that means. When I
Speaker 1: was dating the guy, was about to say, but she
Speaker 1: wasn't married. How you got honna tell you? Um vladdie
Speaker 1: my dog. I was dating a Russian guy and he
Speaker 1: didn't have a wow. I don't think I ever told
Speaker 1: the story he didn't have a visa and or his
Speaker 1: visa was expired. You shared this story, bitch about how
Speaker 1: I had to go Treon. This was atreon story, so well,
Speaker 1: I don't want on it. He was a very nice man.
Speaker 1: Uh you know he got my dog keys from Moldova
Speaker 1: and you know it's happened. This is before we started
Speaker 1: back fucking black guys. I had a white guy moment,
Speaker 1: so I was still fucking niggas. No, I was backing
Speaker 1: for it. When I did this, I was younger than
Speaker 1: when we started the pot was this, I was about
Speaker 1: to say, because when we started this pod, it was
Speaker 1: pink dick. I had just it was at least like
Speaker 1: yet you did at least a year of pink dick
Speaker 1: on this podcast. When I first moved to New York.
Speaker 1: It was with there was no melanine nose, Penis that's who.
Speaker 1: That was lover boy and dj AM restaurant guy and
Speaker 1: a lot of I just had never explored it. But anyway, okay,
Speaker 1: So this was I was very young, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: of course I'll marry him. What's the big deal. We
Speaker 1: had to go to the court house and you have
Speaker 1: to get a paper that gets you ready to get married.
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that's the license or something, but whatever it was.
Speaker 1: We had to pay like one or something, and there
Speaker 1: was a paperwork, piece of paperwork that said we can go.
Speaker 1: You have to get that. I'm I'm assuming that's the license.
Speaker 1: And apparently you have to do it before weddings and
Speaker 1: all kinds of stuff, at least in Florida. So and
Speaker 1: this is in Florida. Right when we were about to
Speaker 1: set the court date, I was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I can't do it. And I felt so bad. Was
Speaker 1: he paying you for this? No? We were in of Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was. I mean, I was young. He wasn't at
Speaker 1: least gonna get thirty dollars, thirty thousand dollars because he
Speaker 1: was gonna get like a visa off for this, right,
Speaker 1: I just did it. I was so young at the time.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand we were doing. I just didn't want
Speaker 1: my boyfriend to leave when I tell you, when I
Speaker 1: was young, but I'm gonna tell you what happened. I
Speaker 1: was willing to marry anybody for that thirty Kay and
Speaker 1: I went to Ultra and I was doing a lot
Speaker 1: of Milly ecstasy and I remember sitting by this tree.
Speaker 1: I think it was Cascade that was on, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't remember Cascade. Shout out to Cascade.
Speaker 1: Djago really well, no, I was something. He was thinking
Speaker 1: about the ice rink, thinking about the soap for the
Speaker 1: bath sub anyway, Cascade is a skating rink in Atlanta. Okay,
Speaker 1: I hate when you drop your tone like that, so
Speaker 1: we know you know what you're being judge. I am
Speaker 1: that this little house pill pop and DJ you was
Speaker 1: listening to Okay, Scade and I think the song was
Speaker 1: but I just looked at me. They probably didn't have words.
Speaker 1: That's why you couldn't just say anything, because all them
Speaker 1: house music things just say three words per song, and
Speaker 1: then all you get is do did you do ye?
Speaker 1: It's been that's what it sounds like. See what I mean.
Speaker 1: You couldn't even give words to me, not even lying cords.
Speaker 1: Give me the words. Let me look as you sung
Speaker 1: it so well, dame. Okay, hey, this is really there
Speaker 1: is no music. There's no words on that ship. In
Speaker 1: case people don't want to we we got it at
Speaker 1: least like ten seconds. We're gonna tell you something funny.
Speaker 1: Until before me, the Orlando show Men and I went
Speaker 1: to Miami to go see Cascade and did we do Molly,
Speaker 1: We did so. But we went to Space Ace and
Speaker 1: that was my last time before Kobe really hit. And
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, we used to go crazy to
Speaker 1: this ship. So it's just wild to see how d
Speaker 1: days can keep their career. But I basically found out
Speaker 1: during it's crazy how podcasters can keep their career. No,
Speaker 1: but like it what yeah? But podcasting to me, like
Speaker 1: DJ is like like, bro, you don't even need words,
Speaker 1: you just played. You do need drugs, but you need drugs,
Speaker 1: but people take drugs regardless. So to be a DJ
Speaker 1: that you just play little cute sounds that people get
Speaker 1: super high to, they don't even remember the bet after
Speaker 1: they take the drugs. Look, weasy just knows this is
Speaker 1: what she does, but she can't remember anything from this.
Speaker 1: I do I know this Sunday? Well something find me
Speaker 1: tother way. I no, Right, there's that many words in
Speaker 1: these I don't know what she's talking about. When's she
Speaker 1: gonna talk? This sounds a look I'm I am not
Speaker 1: even high and I just want to go like a bit. Right.
Speaker 1: How do you know what this sounds like? Sex club music?
Speaker 1: You're not gonna not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: This is what plays on at the sex club shout out.
Speaker 1: This is for sure sex club porn type of music. Wait,
Speaker 1: I never put two and two together. Alright, alright, because
Speaker 1: this is not a music you have sex clubs. First
Speaker 1: of all, this is the music. And I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: lie when I when I go into the clubs, I'll
Speaker 1: be on my men like like in the music. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I do I feel like I'm a
Speaker 1: little snake. Wow, someone make this as a gift please.
Speaker 1: You feel like this is a snake with the sex
Speaker 1: club music. But what you just let me keep going
Speaker 1: is then I lick his balls like and then I
Speaker 1: linked from his balls up to his head. But to
Speaker 1: this music, where we feel like we're super in ecstasy.
Speaker 1: With no ecstasy, you need to do at making ecstasy. Bitch,
Speaker 1: I'd be on a bottle of tequila if you really
Speaker 1: want to know, and then I'd be like, bait, this
Speaker 1: is why we need luke because I'm drunk. We just
Speaker 1: got a bottle. Of course, my pussy is gonna be dry,
Speaker 1: even though I wanted to be wet. I just drank
Speaker 1: a whole bottle of tequila with you. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: will tell you. Drug pussy is a real thing. Drug pussy.
Speaker 1: Drug pussy is not the real thing. Alcohol and type
Speaker 1: of drugs because even it drives you out, even when
Speaker 1: you smoke weed, a bitch be like, let me dry
Speaker 1: my pussy out. We drive my weed and liquor will
Speaker 1: dry your pussy out of it. So what type of
Speaker 1: drugs don't dry your pussy out? Go ahead and share.
Speaker 1: I know you have experienced. I don't have not one
Speaker 1: that's hasn't dried me out. That's what I'm saying. So
Speaker 1: all of these substances dry the gott a pussy. So
Speaker 1: a guys, if you want to go to a sex
Speaker 1: club or a festival or to a bedroom and you've
Speaker 1: had any sort of drugs or liquor in your system.
Speaker 1: Just bring the loop so junk. She doesn't even realize
Speaker 1: we are off this motherfucker a lot. You don't think
Speaker 1: I don't know it. Oh maybe I know where we're at,
Speaker 1: and I know and I know how long we've been
Speaker 1: recording pussyfing. We have been recording for twenty eight minutes.
Speaker 1: I got this pussy as you know, horrible decisionate that
Speaker 1: long today I got this. So we're gonna go into
Speaker 1: the hood of, So the hood of for this episode.
Speaker 1: I do want to talk to you because we started
Speaker 1: the hord derv Um segment I would say sometime in um.
Speaker 1: And there's been a lot of media spaces, podcasts, blogs
Speaker 1: that have given sex tips, one of which being one
Speaker 1: that we all grew up on, Cosmopolitan. So I found
Speaker 1: this super wild um article. It's from babe dot com
Speaker 1: and it is a collection of the weirdest tips that
Speaker 1: Cosmopolitan has graced us with. Cosmotolican actually has an issue
Speaker 1: where they tell you everything they sucked up on. No,
Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying, and I mean, Cosmo, I
Speaker 1: don't know the generation you are with your gens magazine.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying like, this is where a lot
Speaker 1: of us looked for dating advice, sex advice, figuring out
Speaker 1: what are fucking clitterests? Were full full of question magazine
Speaker 1: for Nostalgia. Let's do homework, y'all, let's buy Let's buy
Speaker 1: a mag for Nostalgia. Seriously. So um, this specific article
Speaker 1: talks about the weirdest sex tips, and so I wanted
Speaker 1: to kind of go back and forth with you on
Speaker 1: what some of those are. The very first one that
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring up was Cosmo said that you
Speaker 1: should nestle his dick in your armpit. This is referred
Speaker 1: to this is what Cosmo. No, they referred to it
Speaker 1: as the pit. Fuck huh, And this is what the
Speaker 1: original article said. Again, have your partner loop up his junk,
Speaker 1: then get into a modified sixty nine with him on top,
Speaker 1: but with his dick settled into your armpit instead of
Speaker 1: your mouth. Yep, you read that correctly. You can use
Speaker 1: your other hand to stroke his balls or his whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm so scared we're going to run out like this.
Speaker 1: This is the type of ship that I get very
Speaker 1: terrified for it. Well, people like, how do you guys
Speaker 1: keep talking about sex if we're here. I'm out, bro.
Speaker 1: So it says the armpits aren't traditionally the sexiest part
Speaker 1: of the body because but at Cosmo anything goes. At
Speaker 1: least they admit that this one was pretty weird. Um
Speaker 1: and different strokes for different folks, Like I get the
Speaker 1: armpit thing, but like trying to say, you're making it
Speaker 1: a mutt and I'm sweating. I'm like, because you're in pajamas.
Speaker 1: You're in linen pajamas with stripes, different colors, stripes, with heels,
Speaker 1: with heels. First of all, it's a vibe, ma'am. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was just like, listen, I know, if y'all watch
Speaker 1: us on YouTube, you probably want to envision fucking us.
Speaker 1: And here we go weez has on heels and pajamas
Speaker 1: and I have there's some lemon on, I have my shoes.
Speaker 1: I am doing some efforts cruel. You guys want to
Speaker 1: laugh really quick though. Don't have beavers and butt head
Speaker 1: on my socks, y'all. Just the people on the YouTube.
Speaker 1: I'm only wearing these shoes and showing one foot. Are
Speaker 1: you gonna do this? Bro? Don't do this because these
Speaker 1: nig nigga weezy has on two different shoes right now,
Speaker 1: and she didn't know because she just opened the box
Speaker 1: here at the studio. Now, this is also a good shoe.
Speaker 1: But is it the lemon? No? Do you think they
Speaker 1: maybe it came like this, I don't know, but anyway
Speaker 1: they didn't because they're different heights. Um. So one of
Speaker 1: the other ones that I thought was, of course Cosmo esque,
Speaker 1: draw me like one of your French girls. So this
Speaker 1: one actually stems from that scene in Titanic where Rose
Speaker 1: is sitting there naked with just the jewel on her
Speaker 1: body and and Leonardo DiCaprio is sweating while he's drawing her.
Speaker 1: On this etch a sketch anyways, it says that this
Speaker 1: is the four play move to end all four play moves.
Speaker 1: Can't draw It doesn't matter because you will be naked,
Speaker 1: lying on a fainting couch while your non naked lover
Speaker 1: draws you wearing this and only this. If this does
Speaker 1: not immediately lead to hot sex, your partner is doing
Speaker 1: it wrong. So no, yeah, I wasna I can't draw
Speaker 1: from my life. Hold on, I have one more that
Speaker 1: Cosmos said to do, And this is not a tip
Speaker 1: that I don't think we've ever said to do so. Guys, again,
Speaker 1: these are weird sex tips that I wouldn't recommend. The
Speaker 1: other one is rub your cheek in his pubes to
Speaker 1: get his sense on you. Here we go. Here's the instruction.
Speaker 1: Are you ready, wheezy? Put him flat on his back
Speaker 1: and lie on top of him, keeping your bodies pressed
Speaker 1: closely and legs intertwined. We may think we're just kissing
Speaker 1: from uh, we're just kissing some dude, but our brains
Speaker 1: are actually assessing his scent for clues on his health,
Speaker 1: genetic patibility, and general suitability. As a made hold on
Speaker 1: scent also incites lust. Subconsciously, we smell arousal. Let yourselves
Speaker 1: be pulled by these biological forces by taking a tour
Speaker 1: of each other's bodies, noticing the different subtle sense. Here
Speaker 1: we go. Brush your nose near his armpit, smell his
Speaker 1: neck just under his ear, Rub your cheek in his pubes,
Speaker 1: and get his scent onto you. Have him between your
Speaker 1: legs and kiss him so he can taste yourself on
Speaker 1: his lip. That sucks being the animals you actually are,
Speaker 1: and see what you can figure out. So no, I'm
Speaker 1: not I as much as I really like y'all know,
Speaker 1: I at this point, I live for my man. He's
Speaker 1: so amazing. I don't I don't want to dive into
Speaker 1: his armpit and smell like him for the Did you
Speaker 1: put your cheek on his pups? Like for but like
Speaker 1: my cheek on his pups? No, my cheek could be
Speaker 1: on his thigh while I'm sucking his dick. But what
Speaker 1: am I just? First off, do you know how coarse
Speaker 1: pubic here is? I don't like when you're making out
Speaker 1: or you're like for me, it's missionary when a guy's
Speaker 1: beard like comes into contact with my skin. I always
Speaker 1: you know, I got a little eggs. That's what black
Speaker 1: people call eggs. Alright, alright, don't No, No one calls
Speaker 1: the eggs. Yes, they do about nax ema, but they
Speaker 1: know exama is exema. You probably be nax ema. Yes
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm talking about bitches egema, not the same thing.
Speaker 1: First it was not a word. But it's so funny.
Speaker 1: I need to know because we have a true blue
Speaker 1: guy at it here. Okay, I don't know about have
Speaker 1: you haven't had anybody call it ea? Okay, so you
Speaker 1: like that you talking about scrambled eggs, because don't nobody
Speaker 1: say eggs ema eggs. So why are you calling it
Speaker 1: ex ema? I don't even remember what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: Carry on, you don't want you ain't got enough to say? What? Brian? Nothing?
Speaker 1: Are you finding a way to go off my outline?
Speaker 1: I got this? Let go now we you're good girl.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I think so? You think so? I'll tell
Speaker 1: you if I'm not okay. Well, anyway, those are tips
Speaker 1: that you should not listen to. We are going to
Speaker 1: now get into our horrible decision. Um. Our horrible decision
Speaker 1: comes from I want to give a huge shout out
Speaker 1: to Afro Sexology if you follow them, they give a
Speaker 1: lot of great tips in the space Black Sex Focus.
Speaker 1: It is at Afro Sexology that's where this horrible decision
Speaker 1: came from. Because we talked about sex. Duh hello. A
Speaker 1: lot of times we talk about sex in terms of
Speaker 1: being horny, in terms of wanting to orgasm, in terms
Speaker 1: of wanting to not One of the really cool posts
Speaker 1: that I saw in Afro Sxology had to do with
Speaker 1: how he wants to feel during sex, not what feeling
Speaker 1: you want from your partner and their relationship, not the
Speaker 1: feeling of an orgasm, but what feelings you generally want
Speaker 1: to feel when engaging in sex. So you didn't pull
Speaker 1: it up. I wanted to ask you, no, don't no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't pull it up yet. Don't pull it up yet, bitch,
Speaker 1: put your god down, phone down before you pull it up.
Speaker 1: I want to ask you what feelings do you hope
Speaker 1: to to endure during the act of sex with a partner? Now, again,
Speaker 1: this has to do with how does sex make you feel?
Speaker 1: Not the person, not the relationship, but how do you
Speaker 1: want to feel during sex? Give me three adjectives? Now, oh, adjectives.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say an adrenaline rush, but that's not
Speaker 1: an adjective. Excited, okay, um, I don't want to use
Speaker 1: the word word nervous, but I'm like trying to think
Speaker 1: you want to feel nervous? You know what? You like?
Speaker 1: That anxiousness of like you're like, okay, I can't find
Speaker 1: that word. Maybe excited. But here's the thing. When you
Speaker 1: bring up anxious, it's anxious. It's weird because a large
Speaker 1: form of mental health and when people battle with is anxiety.
Speaker 1: And so a lot of us don't want to have anxiety.
Speaker 1: So if that lets be a sub thing, wait for example,
Speaker 1: you know when like, well, if you're super subbing out
Speaker 1: and like even just just spanking, you don't know what
Speaker 1: it's gonna come, and you're jumping and you're like kind
Speaker 1: of oh, you know what I mean? Like that feeling
Speaker 1: I love when I'm like just kind of like, oh,
Speaker 1: like I don't know what's gonna happen, and you're gonna
Speaker 1: do this, You're gonna do that when I'm totally consenting.
Speaker 1: I would like to see you like that, feeling a
Speaker 1: little bit excited, anxiousness, and give me a third word, um,
Speaker 1: connected or satisfied, Like I like feeling like satisfied you.
Speaker 1: So I want to read a few of the words,
Speaker 1: because what's crazy is the three words that you said
Speaker 1: are not even on the list. But excited isn't. But
Speaker 1: I won't say that how you want to fear, how
Speaker 1: you want to feel during sex is not valid. I
Speaker 1: could never take what type of experience you want to
Speaker 1: have daring sex. But what's crazy is We've had four
Speaker 1: years of talking about sex, and I think we do
Speaker 1: often talk about the climax, orgasming, how much we've come
Speaker 1: um or the act of submissiveness and dominance, but never
Speaker 1: what we truly want to feel. So, for those of
Speaker 1: you listening, think of the words or adjectives in which
Speaker 1: you truly want to feel when you're engaging in sex.
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna list off some of these, and you
Speaker 1: tell me if these are like, ah one, being powerful, confident, primal, adored, worshiped,
Speaker 1: while objectified, passionate, shameless, respected, slutty, creative, authentic, proud, loved, free,
Speaker 1: and spiritual. The idea I'm just thinking too literal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying. Like, but even those those
Speaker 1: words that you feel, even going down this list, I
Speaker 1: was like, damn, even when I was having super casual sex,
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever thought about I mean, we've
Speaker 1: preached nothing but sexual liberation on this show, and I
Speaker 1: don't think we've we've we've honed in on owning your
Speaker 1: sexual self, but not truly with even if you're engaging
Speaker 1: with one partner or ten or fifteen or twenty, what
Speaker 1: are the what is the feeling you want when you
Speaker 1: engage in these acts? Yeah? I think when it was
Speaker 1: like super casual, and now that I'm thinking of that list,
Speaker 1: definitely confident, Like that's the one thing that's important because
Speaker 1: if you don't feel like that, then you feel used,
Speaker 1: which is ironic because objectified as a word. And I
Speaker 1: could see liking that too. I mean, we talked about
Speaker 1: it all the time, like even in terms of wanting
Speaker 1: to be called certain things only in the bedroom. We
Speaker 1: don't want someone to call us slutty. But in the
Speaker 1: bedroom we may want to be referred as your little
Speaker 1: slut or a little horror, or we may except even
Speaker 1: hearing the word bitch in bed, but not we don't
Speaker 1: want to hear it in person. So there's also things
Speaker 1: that I think that as women, if we're going to
Speaker 1: be sexually liberated, I think the idea of I'm going
Speaker 1: to have sex, but why not just to come? How
Speaker 1: do I want to feel? Because I think that that
Speaker 1: has a lot to do with also how we feel after.
Speaker 1: If we don't feel what we intended to go in
Speaker 1: there and feel, that's where regret comes. And you know
Speaker 1: what to I don't even think it comes with the orgasm,
Speaker 1: Like if you don't come, I've been satisfied without coming.
Speaker 1: I have to. I have to. I'm like, oh, how
Speaker 1: got some day I have to something else again? Shut
Speaker 1: out after sex allergy another thing. Again, we've talked about
Speaker 1: sexual liberation on this podcast. What does sexual liberation feel like? Right?
Speaker 1: Look at me? I'm getting deep this episode. I know
Speaker 1: we had a cute a few laughs. I think the
Speaker 1: word is pride then, the only one I can think of,
Speaker 1: because the total opposite of that a shame. Okay, So
Speaker 1: you feel empowered? Yeah, okay, so one of the one
Speaker 1: of the things of sexual liberation is feeling empowered. But
Speaker 1: I want to go down this other list because if
Speaker 1: you feel like you're living your best host self, your
Speaker 1: loving being in a slut, we know it's a hot
Speaker 1: girl summer, and you're like, I'm sexually liberated. These are
Speaker 1: some this list I really liked because if you, for
Speaker 1: whatever reason, don't connect with these things, you're possibly not
Speaker 1: as sexually liberated as you feel like, and maybe you're
Speaker 1: using that word to cover up maybe some true feelings.
Speaker 1: So sexual liberation feels like being connected to your body.
Speaker 1: How are you sexually liberated if you only want to
Speaker 1: have sex in the dark? How are you sexually liberated
Speaker 1: if you don't like how you look in the mirror?
Speaker 1: How are you sexually liberated if they're shame? And what
Speaker 1: your volva and your clip and what you're vagina. Essentially
Speaker 1: looks like you can't consider yourself sexually liberated without fully
Speaker 1: embracing yourself in an entirety. Do you desagree? Do you know?
Speaker 1: I think that's a fair point because to me, when
Speaker 1: I think about sexually liberate, being sexually liberated, it's about
Speaker 1: being proud of the sex acts. I never really think
Speaker 1: of myself right. I'm always like, oh, I talked to
Speaker 1: this naked, and yeah, feminism, but it's not about you,
Speaker 1: and I think that this is super huge. Another one
Speaker 1: is having accurate and complete information about your body and
Speaker 1: sexuality what you said earlier, not feeling ashamed about your
Speaker 1: sexual desires, knowing your yes and knowing your no. You
Speaker 1: can't be fully sexually liberated if you're going into sex
Speaker 1: fully just wanting to please your partner without knowing what
Speaker 1: pleases you. You can't go in claiming to be sexually
Speaker 1: liberated with your full focus being on pleasing your partner
Speaker 1: without knowing exactly what turns you on and how to
Speaker 1: um explain that to your partner. You need to be
Speaker 1: fully confident in I know, I really like my ass
Speaker 1: played with while I get penetrated. Being sexually liberated is
Speaker 1: having the confidence to tell my partner, Hey, I need
Speaker 1: that thumb in my butt while you're fucking me. That
Speaker 1: is what sexual liberation asking for what we want. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of shame with that too. People are very
Speaker 1: scared to ask for what they want too early on
Speaker 1: and fear of being like the slototy, Like let me
Speaker 1: even girls that like to be slapped or choked, So
Speaker 1: let me ask you, sexually liberated women, the time to
Speaker 1: ask when to get or receive certain things in the
Speaker 1: bedroom is there? Is it too early ever to ask
Speaker 1: for the things you like in in in sex or engagement?
Speaker 1: So should we be talking about sex before right? Like,
Speaker 1: I don't like to talk about sex too much before
Speaker 1: maybe like a little bit it's using or flirting, but
Speaker 1: for the first time, but sometimes in the moment. For
Speaker 1: the first time I have sex with anybody, I genuinely
Speaker 1: just let it flow. The second time, I tell you
Speaker 1: everything I want. Oh, so after one time we get
Speaker 1: real just basic sex, but the second time you're pulling
Speaker 1: out all the tricks. Mainly unless like we're just super
Speaker 1: hyper sexual in the beginning. For the most part, I
Speaker 1: kind of just like to get a feel for someone's body,
Speaker 1: the size just kissing, connecting with them, and then I
Speaker 1: see what kind of lover they are, and then like
Speaker 1: then I know, like if I'm with a nigga and
Speaker 1: they're like super like kissy touching my face dadada, like,
Speaker 1: I may ask for different things then I would a
Speaker 1: nigga who's like super rough. Okay, this last one, I
Speaker 1: do want to give a trigger warning out because if
Speaker 1: you're walking around claiming sexual liberation, what real sexual liberation
Speaker 1: feels like as well is knowing how to protect your
Speaker 1: body and pleasure from unwanted experiences. But I e. Contraception,
Speaker 1: sexual boundaries, and barrier methods, so I say that the
Speaker 1: same besides contraception, what's a barrier method? Um a barrier method,
Speaker 1: I would say it would be what I would as
Speaker 1: barrier method nut wanting to not give head without. When
Speaker 1: you said contraception, I thought it was one of the
Speaker 1: contraception to me, like the condom. Well, contraception to me
Speaker 1: has to deal with pregnancy. Barrier methods has to deal
Speaker 1: more with STDs, so that can involve oral You can't
Speaker 1: get pregnant through your mouth, but it's still a barrier
Speaker 1: method of if I really don't want to suck this
Speaker 1: dick unprotected. Because I'm aware that I can contract the
Speaker 1: sexual STD, I should be comfortable in telling him I
Speaker 1: would like for you to wear a condom if you
Speaker 1: want oral sex, and so a barrier method. We had
Speaker 1: a lived where we were asking for HBO. I think no, no, no.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about when we were in Detroit.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was like five people and we were like,
Speaker 1: how many y'all suck dick with a condom? And it
Speaker 1: was like two or three, two or three people. So
Speaker 1: a barrier method would be you knowing that I could
Speaker 1: contract the STD this way, so I would like protection.
Speaker 1: Contraception to me has to do with pregnancy. Okay, out,
Speaker 1: I gotta go. If you being completely confident in explaining
Speaker 1: to your partner, this is what I would like to do,
Speaker 1: because this is how strongly I feel, and I don't
Speaker 1: want to engage in sex unless this is how we
Speaker 1: go about doing it. UM. Something else that I've recently
Speaker 1: been talking about, of course, is how birth control affects
Speaker 1: women and UM. One of the conversations that I have
Speaker 1: recently in research too, is that we get birth control
Speaker 1: a lot of times because of our partners. A lot
Speaker 1: of times we don't get birth control because we don't
Speaker 1: want kids. A lot of times we get birth control
Speaker 1: because the person we're fucking doesn't want to use condoms anymore.
Speaker 1: We both agree that we're not ready for a family,
Speaker 1: and so we inject ourselves. I know, but for a
Speaker 1: lot of women, I've been with you for X amount
Speaker 1: of time. You're my only partner. We both agree we
Speaker 1: don't really want kids, but we take the burden on
Speaker 1: of hormonal imbalance. I can't wait they do. I mean,
Speaker 1: we talked about, but it's ain't really taking it. I
Speaker 1: can't wait because I cannot do that. They've really still
Speaker 1: believe in the pullout method. I use read the method,
Speaker 1: but you know me, yeah, and I don't believe that either.
Speaker 1: But it's okay, You've got enough for five hundred, so well,
Speaker 1: let's get to the homemail. Home mail is really funny,
Speaker 1: by the way. I'm super excited for this home mail
Speaker 1: because it came based off of a conversation that we
Speaker 1: had in a previous UM episode. Eddin. Thank you, but
Speaker 1: not thank you for looking up pubic lights and crabs.
Speaker 1: As you guys know, none of us have really heard
Speaker 1: of crabs since we were children. I don't know what
Speaker 1: happened to crabs. I just watched Sex in the City
Speaker 1: when they went to the Hamptons and Charlotte Crow. That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's such a like STD that no
Speaker 1: one really discusses anymore. UM. I thought it was great. Um.
Speaker 1: We got a homemail sentence to us. By the way,
Speaker 1: if you want to send in a homemail or home confession,
Speaker 1: send it on over to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: We may read it here. You will always be anonymous.
Speaker 1: So this one says. Hi, guys, I'm a huge fan
Speaker 1: of the show and I just listened to episode to
Speaker 1: fourteen when you looked up crabs. I am a first
Speaker 1: year dental student and we have to learn about the
Speaker 1: whole body during the s t I unit, we had
Speaker 1: to learn about crabs. After listening to you guys talk
Speaker 1: about Crabs, I wanted to tell you about crab revenge
Speaker 1: dot com. Our professor told us about this. You can
Speaker 1: send pubic lice to anyone you want, and you can
Speaker 1: spend extra money to send to spend to send pubic
Speaker 1: LIFs that are genetically modified to be resist to life
Speaker 1: shampoos and near impossible to cure without burning all of
Speaker 1: your clothing and blow? How is this not illegal? Can
Speaker 1: you look it up? Please? Edding? Who's gotta be a joke?
Speaker 1: But real quick before you look it up? And as
Speaker 1: you look it up, wheezy. Here's the question they sent
Speaker 1: to one moment. Who from your past? Would you send
Speaker 1: crabs too? If you had to? And what would it take? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: have you really hate her? Like? Have you'll run into it?
Speaker 1: I don't hate her, but when I really sit and
Speaker 1: think about it, like, Bro, is really it's a real thing? Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: we sell, Yes, we are proud of it. We sell
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Speaker 1: effective at me. You think it's spoof making bitches it? Wait?
Speaker 1: Can you see if we can really buy it? Go
Speaker 1: to the order now I've seen this. Someone at the
Speaker 1: card can I get the card for you? It's a
Speaker 1: prank item, not actual pubic lice. That's what read it says, Bro.
Speaker 1: It's two d total for a prank. That's an expensive prank.
Speaker 1: So it's not gonna work. Bro, there's building information, my nigga,
Speaker 1: why is it company? Terrible decisions. They're gonna see the
Speaker 1: company name be like, well, they might have it already,
Speaker 1: so so they sent us this. So outside of model bitch,
Speaker 1: that's the only person is YouTube looking at this. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, she is a dentist. Um, well, she's
Speaker 1: a school Honestly, I wouldn't send it to model, but
Speaker 1: I just had to pick somebody real quick. She also said, ps,
Speaker 1: this is a tip slash possible bo fat from a
Speaker 1: dentistry student. The back of your throat bruises when you
Speaker 1: suck dick and deep throat, and your dentists can see it.
Speaker 1: I remember seeing this summer yet, well, that's fine with me.
Speaker 1: When I went in to have my molders removed, I
Speaker 1: knew they was like, why is your voice the rest?
Speaker 1: They come? Wait, I don't think they said they could
Speaker 1: see come. No, I'm joking, but the fact that my
Speaker 1: son was not Thomsles purple, because this thing could be
Speaker 1: really like, remember, stop my pastina dangly thing in the
Speaker 1: back of my throat, that's tonsils, that's in your Throat's
Speaker 1: the name of that again, Let me the tonsil, bitch.
Speaker 1: The dangly thing is not the dangly thing, is your tonsil?
Speaker 1: Get tonsils removed? It is called I don't like that word.
Speaker 1: I feel like you said this before too. Is the
Speaker 1: wild park. It's a pussy in your mouth your mouth. Wait,
Speaker 1: what do you mean that's a pussy in your mouth?
Speaker 1: The little dangly thing is like yo quit in the
Speaker 1: back of your throat. What bitch need to this is
Speaker 1: the tonsils. Oh, that was like your throat that I
Speaker 1: had to bruise up too soft palette. So you have
Speaker 1: your tongue your tonsils on either side of your yuvola.
Speaker 1: Your yuvola is what gets the pussy white things when
Speaker 1: you get strapped throat and then your soft palette. Have
Speaker 1: you ever seen my tonsils are huge? It on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Let me I was about to say, I think so ill.
Speaker 1: Those are gross. The doctor said he doesn't know how
Speaker 1: I can breathe one. I'm not gonna lie. They look
Speaker 1: like long he said, he doesn't know how you can breathe.
Speaker 1: Look at them. They look like lungs. Yeo. Do you
Speaker 1: see him from there? And you're like ten feet away.
Speaker 1: I should have a year standard, but it's like not
Speaker 1: how I don't know. It's bad when you get them
Speaker 1: done later in life. So wait when you suck dick, though,
Speaker 1: do they touch your tonsils or your good constant? Wait?
Speaker 1: So you but they like wait wait, you don't like
Speaker 1: to get your dick gag. I absolutely love getting my
Speaker 1: dick gag done. I don't like hearing the How the funk? Else?
Speaker 1: Do you think we gag? Nigger? What is what is
Speaker 1: this sexy gag? Can you give us? Is it just
Speaker 1: a spit? I'm fine with that one. Give it to us?
Speaker 1: Can we hear you? Yeah? I don't know because this
Speaker 1: is that was so by the way, fellas, if your
Speaker 1: girl gags like it's not a real gag, she has
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Speaker 1: Let me tell you some big guy, because we can
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Speaker 1: ain't big. I was like, girl, how is that the
Speaker 1: thing that you saved? I told you though, Like I
Speaker 1: don't like gagging, so I fake gag on dick a lot.
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Speaker 1: horrible decision this week is weird sex terms. And it's
Speaker 1: because I'm also trying to figure out a way to
Speaker 1: bring back fucking Kink of the Week or some other
Speaker 1: thing that we can do. But I know, well, I
Speaker 1: ended up coming across an article that had weird sex terms,
Speaker 1: and basically it would be terms that when said, you
Speaker 1: might have no fucking idea that it's even related to sex.
Speaker 1: So some of the notable mentions, um would be a
Speaker 1: pearl necklace. Pearl necklace. We had an episode where we
Speaker 1: talked to about that you wouldn't know that that it
Speaker 1: even has to do with uh sex unless you hear
Speaker 1: se truffle butter trouble. But I had to Urban dictionary
Speaker 1: that one truffle was another one scat play that's something
Speaker 1: golden showers, and of course pegging um. But I wanted
Speaker 1: to get into I found these other four terms that
Speaker 1: maybe we've talked about. But again these are terms that
Speaker 1: maybe you will hear and you would have no idea
Speaker 1: what the funk they're talking about. So one being felching. Felching.
Speaker 1: Use felching in a sentence like if you just would
Speaker 1: would think felching was a regular term. What do you
Speaker 1: think felching would mean? If it didn't mean me and
Speaker 1: my daughter we go up to the Hampton's location, we'd
Speaker 1: love to do a bunch of felching. You know, it's
Speaker 1: just a grund old time with family. Okay, So felching
Speaker 1: to you sounds like a sport. Cool um, Felching no,
Speaker 1: to felch is to suck up semen out of an orifice.
Speaker 1: For instance, sorry, guys, selch me that, Um nope. For instance,
Speaker 1: someone may ejaculate inside their partners anus and then suck
Speaker 1: their own semen out of the anus with their mouth.
Speaker 1: Then they may or may not swallow it. So it
Speaker 1: would be mayor we're giving you an option. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: would be basically kind of like, what are your cream pies?
Speaker 1: So felching is the act of what a cream pie is.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, that is you're coming in. So felching
Speaker 1: would be eating the cream pie. That is the I
Speaker 1: did die. So that's the verb. That's what felching means.
Speaker 1: That So eating ejaculant out of an orifice is what
Speaker 1: felching is. Not ejaculant, girl, she said, do you watch
Speaker 1: Curb your Enthusiasm? No, well, apparently we don't watch anything
Speaker 1: the same Larry David, that's the best show of all time.
Speaker 1: Larry David. J. V. Smooth was in his house and
Speaker 1: he basically found come on the sheet and he's like,
Speaker 1: we need to have a talk because there was ejaculate
Speaker 1: and he goes ejacutely. It was exactly. He's like like come.
Speaker 1: We'll just say come Larry. Oh my goodness. Another term again.
Speaker 1: I would like for you to use it in a
Speaker 1: sentence without it being a sex term. Docking. That's I
Speaker 1: feel like that's easy. The dick doc docking. The boat
Speaker 1: we're pulling, were docking? Right? Is it like Marny like
Speaker 1: when you docking in? I don't know, I'm lost. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you're super lost. So docking is also a sex term.
Speaker 1: Um Docking is when to uncircumcised people with penises get together. Um.
Speaker 1: So the first holds his foreskin back and holds it
Speaker 1: while the second stretches. There's open and outward as far
Speaker 1: as possible over the head and shaft of the other
Speaker 1: partner's penis. Um. This is frequently asked if this act
Speaker 1: is real impossible, and the response is um, with enough
Speaker 1: imagination and determination, most things are. It's like a Chinese
Speaker 1: finger trap, as bitch, but with a dick and and foreskin. Um.
Speaker 1: So yeah, docking. If that is ever something that you
Speaker 1: hear any of your gaze, uh reference, that is what
Speaker 1: they're talking about. I did hear some gays say some
Speaker 1: really funny ship as I was walking up on the
Speaker 1: call I had with you and I've never heard someone
Speaker 1: say this before, and I just want to make a me.
Speaker 1: Was it As I was walking up to my apartment door,
Speaker 1: I tripped and these two game Niggs walking by, and
Speaker 1: he goes, oh the baby or the baby or or
Speaker 1: what was it they were? They were kicking bitch. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm watching Cabaret right now, so you know where she
Speaker 1: said double homicide. For Johnson's Cabaret she went into. They
Speaker 1: ended up fighting later on in the episode, and she
Speaker 1: went into the confessional and was like