WEBVTT - Ep 217: Crabs, Bad Sex Tips & Feelings 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:07.920 I guess what decision we're about to make A horrible decisions. 0:00:09.160 --> 0:00:15.800 Bananas and Pajamas are sucking lots of dick. Bananas and 0:00:15.920 --> 0:00:23.640 pajamas wanted very quick em Pajamas wanted in their clip 0:00:27.520 --> 0:00:34.160 over it because it's okay, I just said we should 0:00:34.159 --> 0:00:41.280 sing it. Anyways, guys, to another episode of Horrible Decisions. 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:44.839 Your girl Mandy b a k A fulk pumps a 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:49.000 k A debt bitch a k A. I don't pay anymore, 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:51.560 but I used to be paid the stallion a k A. 0:00:52.880 --> 0:00:56.720 What did do? Hi, guys, I'm wheezy and I'm just 0:00:56.840 --> 0:01:01.200 here and without her bonnet. Thank god, she is in pajamas. 0:01:01.280 --> 0:01:04.320 So that's why we started with it's not a pajama. 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:07.600 It should have been wheezy, it's a panma and she's 0:01:08.000 --> 0:01:13.160 it's a pant suit and she's at wa pant By 0:01:13.200 --> 0:01:15.759 the way, I just want to make a little comment. Um, 0:01:16.080 --> 0:01:19.440 somebody was like amazing and so shady and da yeah, 0:01:19.440 --> 0:01:22.000 but I am I'm sorry, I am well, And I 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:24.440 want to be very clear in saying that if you're 0:01:24.480 --> 0:01:28.319 new to the show, I apologize if you're offended, but 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:32.759 I apologize for them being offended me. If you had 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:36.000 an issue with my shadiness bit, you can leave. This 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:39.040 is the show of four years and I'm going to 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:42.759 continue to do it. It's not shade, it's judgment. I 0:01:42.800 --> 0:01:47.640 get the shade versus judgment, but I feel those are pj's. 0:01:48.120 --> 0:01:54.160 This is not a If you guys are watching us 0:01:54.320 --> 0:01:58.640 on YouTube, makes makes sir, you sworch what the sword 0:01:58.680 --> 0:02:04.480 you makes sure you make sure you search Horrible Decisions. Yes, 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:08.440 this lovely, lovely, lovely audio that you guys get. You 0:02:08.480 --> 0:02:12.320 can also enjoy the full video episode on YouTube search 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:14.840 Horrible Decisions. You get to see us like on a set. 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:18.560 We're in WTF studios, but we do actually put money 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:20.919 into you guys watching us if you want to. So, 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:24.920 if you thought the shade sounded shady and audio, wait 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:33.400 till you add the face bitch. Every seriously, like like honestly, 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:35.920 even the pauses, like I know you'all listen and y'all 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.160 just hear the dead cricket silence. But when you wear 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:42.040 the love video, there's a look that goes off. It's giving, 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:45.680 it's giving judgment, it's giving. These are pjs and what 0:02:46.320 --> 0:02:50.400 a pants slue is like a blazer and pants. You 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.519 know what, I at least give me any that it's 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:56.800 the outfit. It's it is. It's giving night, Will. But 0:02:57.760 --> 0:03:00.680 you know we're hearing queer with another episode for you guys. 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:03.480 You guys have been requesting solo episodes and you know what, 0:03:03.720 --> 0:03:08.760 just to be a little messy boots, shut up. You 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:11.560 wouldn't want to talking? Does that mean you gotta shut up? 0:03:11.720 --> 0:03:15.000 But I won't check God out on Bible stories with 0:03:15.040 --> 0:03:19.639 Brianda and not on this one. I I love all 0:03:19.639 --> 0:03:23.480 of the guests we've had, do you I haven't. That's 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:25.880 why some are archived. And I was gonna say all 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:27.560 of you some of it. Some of them weren't great, 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:30.480 some of them weren't. Um this actually has been a 0:03:30.520 --> 0:03:37.280 long time coming. Um our show is better received and 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:41.920 higher rated without guests. And I think there's a particular 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:45.240 thing to be said about Mandy and Eyes Dynamic that 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:51.080 it is fun to watch. And what's happening with guests now, 0:03:51.160 --> 0:03:53.720 for anybody that's listening wants to come on horrible decisions, 0:03:53.720 --> 0:03:55.400 I'm gonna tell you what I want. I want Mandy 0:03:55.400 --> 0:03:58.280 to share what she wants. Let's let's not speak for 0:03:58.320 --> 0:04:00.480 each other. Go ahead, let's go. Let's let let's talk 0:04:00.480 --> 0:04:03.480 about the guests we want. So for me, I'm kind 0:04:03.480 --> 0:04:05.880 of tired of y'all coming on to promote your ship 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:09.600 so hard. This is not the breakfast Club. We had 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:13.960 an episode no, don't, don't, don't be, don't, don't make 0:04:13.960 --> 0:04:16.960 it too I'm trying to no recently where I realized 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:20.000 like I felt like we were almost forced to do 0:04:20.320 --> 0:04:24.960 a billboard Yeah, And it's frustrating because I want you 0:04:25.000 --> 0:04:28.320 guys to come on and be your authentic selves and 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:29.960 I want you to be so good that people rushed 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:33.880 to find you. Um. I will say one of the 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.560 most popular episodes we've had within the last year was 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:40.080 with UM shout out to Sophia Franklin, who came on 0:04:40.120 --> 0:04:43.360 this show clearly to promote her podcast and cross audiences. 0:04:44.000 --> 0:04:46.680 And I didn't feel like she served that thirstiness in 0:04:46.720 --> 0:04:50.320 her episode and much as other guests have. Yeah, Like 0:04:50.760 --> 0:04:53.680 she said it at the end, like and forgot about it, 0:04:53.720 --> 0:04:56.360 And it's just she was fun and entertaining and like 0:04:56.800 --> 0:04:59.920 a lot of people can do that without like try 0:05:00.040 --> 0:05:02.880 ying so hard. And trust me, when you are on 0:05:02.960 --> 0:05:06.200 this fucking show and Nigga's love you, they will find 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.680 you don't matter what they will be in the comments, 0:05:08.720 --> 0:05:11.000 what's their Instagram? What's this like? People will come to 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:14.159 you if they're fucking with your vibe and right now, 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:18.040 the vibe that y'all are giving, it's exhausting me. I 0:05:18.080 --> 0:05:19.320 just want to have fun on this show. I want 0:05:19.320 --> 0:05:20.760 to talk about kinky ship. I don't want you to 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.160 lie about the kinky ship you do. I don't want 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:24.960 you to overdo it for us and like talk to 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:26.599 my heart and black in fact about a fucking ad 0:05:26.600 --> 0:05:29.040 if you need it that bad, seriously, come on this 0:05:29.080 --> 0:05:31.440 show to have a good time with us and help 0:05:31.480 --> 0:05:35.320 people understand your kink and entertain others with us, and 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:39.200 just enjoy the convo and not be so focused on 0:05:39.240 --> 0:05:44.080 the brand. Like I'm tired you me, bitch, you really 0:05:44.080 --> 0:05:47.240 want to pass it to me? Um No, do this? Okay, 0:05:47.240 --> 0:05:49.080 I ain't gonna do it. I mean, I'm going to 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:53.600 do it, but I'll be honest and saying. When Weezie 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:57.839 and I started this show, we had so many authentic, 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:02.720 genuine stories to share. We also started receiving feedback that 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:05.760 it's sex. How y'all gonna make it past the Hunted 0:06:05.839 --> 0:06:09.800 episodes in the journey of this show, we've realized there 0:06:09.800 --> 0:06:12.520 were so many things that we had no education on 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:16.040 or we didn't have experience with that we did start 0:06:16.200 --> 0:06:20.080 loving to reach out to people within the community. Unfortunately, 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:25.520 within trying to share what this pod was supposed to be, 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:30.960 business happened, and I think that amidst trying to grow 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:33.440 this in a space where it was profitable for us 0:06:34.080 --> 0:06:36.679 um which eventually led for us to leave our jobs, 0:06:36.960 --> 0:06:40.400 you know, thank god, but we ran into a lot 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:45.760 of disingenuine people that then you and I didn't say 0:06:45.800 --> 0:06:47.920 no to a lot of people over the last three 0:06:47.960 --> 0:06:49.760 and a half of year, and I think that was 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:51.839 because a lot of us wanted to see people winning 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.400 the way we were winning, and so we collaped with 0:06:54.400 --> 0:07:00.360 another a lot of podcasters where whether they added anything 0:07:00.480 --> 0:07:06.440 to the overall messaging of this podcast, we thought it 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:09.880 would make for great content. I think that as we 0:07:09.960 --> 0:07:16.200 continued on it, just truly personal ventures got got messed 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:21.560 with expectations, with entitlement with with where weezy and not 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:24.400 really wanted to come back to just straight up giving 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:29.600 you guys solid entertainment about how we lived in this 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:35.440 non traditional lifestyle, kinky space. And we both decided we 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:38.000 want to focus more on those stories. I don't want 0:07:38.040 --> 0:07:42.400 to collab with celebs. Y'all hated the fucking City Girls, 0:07:42.480 --> 0:07:45.960 y'all hated some of the other pods that we've brought 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:49.800 on board that are new, and y'all just wasn't feeling them. 0:07:50.080 --> 0:07:55.240 I don't. We're not a fucking billboard. And though we're 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:59.120 on black Effect, though Weezy has her studio now where 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:02.680 she's allowing you guys to come in and build your 0:08:02.800 --> 0:08:06.840 brands with the fucking quality of the top notch podcasts 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:09.440 out here, we want to get back to Horrible being 0:08:09.520 --> 0:08:14.720 fucking horribly disgusting and filthy without us feeling like we're 0:08:14.760 --> 0:08:17.880 sitting here hoping you sell your brand to our audience. Now, 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:20.680 I will read you some interesting DM I've recently got. 0:08:20.920 --> 0:08:24.720 I just, oh, yeah, I don't even know. This is 0:08:24.760 --> 0:08:27.400 basically your personal DM. No no no, no, people that want 0:08:27.400 --> 0:08:30.680 to come on the show. These are the people I want. Oh, 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:32.559 we are going to get some of them on right. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:36.839 I'm responding to your posts requesting real freaks. I'm a filthy, 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:39.360 nasty slut as part of my dominant I'm a submissive 0:08:39.360 --> 0:08:42.199 mastocist that loves public sex, Bruce Mark. Wait wait wait 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:45.600 wait wait wait wait wait wait wait we did this 0:08:45.679 --> 0:08:48.840 since episode like to Okay, I'm going to you read. 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:50.920 I don't know what the funk you're saying, and I'm 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.600 right here, son, slow it down and slow me down, 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:58.679 can you. I am a submissive massacrest that loves public sex. 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:02.760 I love bruises, Mark bites. I've been slapped, spit on 0:09:03.000 --> 0:09:06.560 lick during sessions. I've had sex in a forest preserved. Also, 0:09:06.600 --> 0:09:10.559 she's black, a fourth preserve, a construction site, music studios, 0:09:10.600 --> 0:09:12.520 and many a sex club. I'm also a thirty year 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:16.840 old mom of twins. Bitch, come on, not fucking in 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:22.920 the forest now? In this fuck yours the state trooper. 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:25.680 I just need to know who the fun she. She's 0:09:25.679 --> 0:09:27.640 a black woman that says she fucked in the forest. 0:09:28.000 --> 0:09:29.679 Why not just say the woods? When you say forest, 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:33.880 they get realistic. I think I think they're parents. They're bitch, 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:40.480 we need you because these are the kind of guests 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:44.760 I want. But wait pause, forests and jungle. What's the difference, nigga? 0:09:45.480 --> 0:09:49.800 I mean, you're you're not that, but what is the difference? 0:09:49.840 --> 0:09:54.840 Because you do come from southing medical and so I 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:59.000 always get it wrong. South. Are they not close? You? Definitely? 0:09:59.280 --> 0:10:02.320 Russia was a today? So are you ready for this? Okay? 0:10:02.360 --> 0:10:04.839 Real quick? What's the difference between a forest and would? 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:06.920 A forest has many tall trees and could be usually 0:10:06.920 --> 0:10:11.480 traveled by humans? The jungle jungle described or overgrown mass 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:14.960 of vegetation over what's the woods? I think that's closer 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:17.720 to the forest. But I was that's what we called 0:10:17.760 --> 0:10:20.720 the woods like in America. We got woods. We ain't 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:23.480 got jungles in America? Right, don't but we got a 0:10:23.520 --> 0:10:30.680 rainforest here? Or no that he don't have? I don't 0:10:30.720 --> 0:10:33.559 like that. I really be asking the questions that matter 0:10:33.960 --> 0:10:43.680 the matter. See here dissected jungles forests. It would you 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:47.480 know why? It's because it's sincere and you want to learn. 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:51.680 And I appreciate bro. I only come on here. There's 0:10:51.720 --> 0:10:54.240 nothing wrong with you wanted to know this and asking 0:10:54.240 --> 0:11:00.559 these questions? We got you know what to answer? Today? 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:03.520 You do? There was no rainforest or jungles that a 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:10.240 bear could. We only had woods. What the definition of woods? 0:11:10.240 --> 0:11:16.559 How does that differ? Nigga? To know? Can you come woods? 0:11:16.760 --> 0:11:19.360 The woods is a is an area of land smaller 0:11:19.400 --> 0:11:23.240 than a pot woods force and then you got you 0:11:23.400 --> 0:11:32.000 got jungle. Okay, you we got rainforests technically. Wait wait wait, 0:11:32.280 --> 0:11:35.160 let me let me show you what I am. Technically. 0:11:35.559 --> 0:11:38.480 Put Rico is in the U. S of A. And 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:44.120 they got the jun the junka forest forest, bitch, But 0:11:44.160 --> 0:11:46.560 that's a forest. We're not. We were saying, Jungles, I said, 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:52.040 in the U s A. America, Puerto Rico, not America, 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:57.360 you were. It was giving mainland Mandy and but okay, 0:11:57.400 --> 0:12:01.160 that's what we're doing. Okay, shout out to all of 0:12:01.200 --> 0:12:04.280 y'all that was with me. None of y'all who was 0:12:04.320 --> 0:12:07.480 against me, like Edding and Wheezy right now, not against you. 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:11.679 She just cried and she wasn't laughing with me. She 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:14.839 was laughing at me. I feel the way I was 0:12:14.960 --> 0:12:21.160 laughing at this situation. But there's technically a rainforest in America, 0:12:21.400 --> 0:12:24.600 in Puerto Rico, Puerto Rico, the part of the US 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:32.440 of A. Read the next DM. God Man, Now this 0:12:32.480 --> 0:12:34.400 girl I want to have on too. I was a 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.920 phone sex operator specializing specializing in ABS adult baby syndrome. 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:42.080 She went through training and everything we need to have her. 0:12:43.440 --> 0:12:46.280 Now there's a white guy who wrote us who's a 0:12:46.280 --> 0:12:48.360 gay sex worker. He said, he doesn't believe we've had 0:12:48.360 --> 0:12:50.320 a hey escort on we did on Patreon. Don't want 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:52.439 to talk about it now, I said, I was not. 0:12:52.800 --> 0:12:55.160 Tell us, tell us about your favorite client. He said, 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:56.719 I was. Once in London, got a call from a 0:12:56.800 --> 0:12:58.439 rich Saudi man. I showed up and there was a 0:12:58.520 --> 0:13:01.160 Russian female escort lines of cooke on the table. They 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:02.880 were vibing, wanting me to join. He asked me to 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.480 help fuck her, but I could tell he was mostly gay. 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:07.560 The best part was his brother was in the suite 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:10.200 next door, so he made me practice what he would 0:13:10.200 --> 0:13:13.120 do in case the brother came in. So here's the thing. 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:17.240 I read the d M and I said, damn, this 0:13:17.280 --> 0:13:20.440 person sounds so interesting. Are you sure they're fully white? 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:24.920 Because I was hoping maybe they were like Cuban or 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:28.720 something where they were white. Presenting his name is it 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:33.840 looks like it's Latina. His name Alexey, So I said, 0:13:33.840 --> 0:13:35.720 can you make sure he's really white? Because to be 0:13:35.840 --> 0:13:38.679 very honest, this show, if we if we go back 0:13:38.720 --> 0:13:41.200 to talking about what the premise of this is, we 0:13:41.520 --> 0:13:43.800 used to say a thing in the very early beginning 0:13:43.840 --> 0:13:47.920 of this pod that things were wps. White people ship 0:13:48.640 --> 0:13:51.960 a lot of the things as far as kinks, paraphilias 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:57.040 and lifestyle conversations that we have on this pod. A 0:13:57.080 --> 0:13:59.280 lot of people will be like A, no way black 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:02.160 people was doing that. And so as we get to 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:05.959 where we want more guests like this, I do want 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:08.840 them to be people of color too, but we can 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:10.400 throw in, you know, if we can throw in a 0:14:10.400 --> 0:14:15.920 white every now and then, cool, we did, right, and 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:19.080 she was. She's been probably our only white guest this year. 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.880 We had somebody else white. We had someone else quite 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:27.040 besides Eddie and Lola. Eddie's Latino. Oh was the anal 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:32.920 filling girl also white, anal filling girl in her as No, 0:14:33.040 --> 0:14:38.480 she was Puerto Rican dia dia dia data. Um, yeah 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:42.440 that was. Lola was the only white person. So we 0:14:42.480 --> 0:14:45.120 could do one white person a quarter, I guess yeah, 0:14:45.240 --> 0:14:49.360 since we are a quarter? Are we were not only 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:52.200 a quarter? Which I'm sixty nine or something seventy one. 0:14:52.680 --> 0:14:58.440 This vision whinning got her motherfucking DNA motherfucking tested. Alright, 0:14:58.440 --> 0:15:01.840 another we want you guys right into horrible decisions at 0:15:01.840 --> 0:15:03.840 Gmail or d m U S and seriously, don't just 0:15:03.880 --> 0:15:08.880 say pick me tell us why, oh my god, I 0:15:08.960 --> 0:15:12.320 picked me. I like having sex. Do you remember the 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:20.200 first email of the camera. No, No, like, we don't 0:15:20.200 --> 0:15:21.880 want you to come on and just say, oh my god, 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:24.160 I'm such a freak. I like being funned. I will 0:15:24.200 --> 0:15:27.480 say there was an email we got when we first started. 0:15:29.960 --> 0:15:35.280 Friends were just so wild, crazy fun. But she was like, 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:39.320 t LC, like you guys were cool. Is not an 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:41.800 adjetive to come on horrible. It was the most random 0:15:41.840 --> 0:15:43.520 and I was like, can you tell me what's special 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:49.280 about you? We're funk that literally we never responded, how 0:15:49.360 --> 0:15:54.080 you aretand no outlined? You know, I gotta a lot 0:15:54.160 --> 0:15:57.520 with the hope that took up our catch up because 0:15:57.600 --> 0:16:01.120 I do like it, and there we have our eleven minutes. 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:10.920 How much was it, Adams, let's catch you it damn it? Shit, 0:16:11.280 --> 0:16:14.320 all right, this is how you're going to treat me 0:16:14.600 --> 0:16:21.000 and my outline. I respected you and yours now you literally, 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:25.800 But first off, that was a valid fucking question question. 0:16:25.920 --> 0:16:28.760 Let's not act like we don't be potting any here. Okay, 0:16:28.800 --> 0:16:32.040 Like people really didn't know the difference between woods forts 0:16:32.080 --> 0:16:36.880 and jungles until now. Okay, ship, I think that nig 0:16:37.040 --> 0:16:39.640 didn't know. We ain't have rain for anyway. If y'all 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:42.240 want to wonder why I asked these dumb ask questions, 0:16:43.000 --> 0:16:47.840 because well, it's also because I am a product of 0:16:48.040 --> 0:16:52.360 the Florida education school system. And speaking of Florida, that is, 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:57.960 where are Vanilla's ship of a second? What what? I 0:16:57.960 --> 0:16:59.760 don't like the sign we have to give her her 0:17:00.560 --> 0:17:02.680 Let's not do it. No, it's just like I just 0:17:02.720 --> 0:17:04.919 get very embarrassed to tell people where I went to school. 0:17:05.520 --> 0:17:08.480 Why Why, Because like I like to feel like I've 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.240 elevated in life. You elevated from Florida to New York. 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:12.920 I think that's an elevation. I just mean as far 0:17:12.960 --> 0:17:15.040 as like like if if there's ever a moment where 0:17:15.080 --> 0:17:17.320 I say something stupid and then people realize I'm from Florida, 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:20.840 They'll be like, oh, great something, we have an excuse, spitch, 0:17:21.200 --> 0:17:23.960 Oh I live in my excuse. I'm from Florida. That's 0:17:23.960 --> 0:17:26.280 why I talked like this. ID love to use it. 0:17:26.640 --> 0:17:31.480 And now people are getting robbed and everything. That dog bitch, 0:17:31.600 --> 0:17:34.840 you think I'm open the door, lock it. I've loved 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:37.320 the edge does not act like a white man, because 0:17:37.440 --> 0:17:39.119 the regular white man would have been like, we have 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:42.800 to go explore what was that sound? Guys, Let's slit up. 0:17:43.760 --> 0:17:47.320 Let's split up. Now, let it up, Let's slut up, 0:17:47.440 --> 0:17:49.760 Let's slit up. Okay, So, our vanilla ship, for those 0:17:49.760 --> 0:17:51.320 of you guys who may be listening to us for 0:17:51.359 --> 0:17:55.800 the very first time, our vanilla ship is our odd 0:17:56.160 --> 0:18:00.040 sex stories or someone in the news sex adjacent to 0:18:00.200 --> 0:18:02.840 Jason and this one is very adjacent to sex because 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:05.640 it has more so to do with relationships such as 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:08.639 the South Florida couple that attempts it's a whole wedding 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:11.240 at a mansion that they did not own. Many of 0:18:11.240 --> 0:18:14.119 you guys may have read about this. Um, oh you 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:16.160 did not, so I don't want to say their names. 0:18:16.359 --> 0:18:20.000 I won't say their last names. Courtney and Shanita invited 0:18:20.040 --> 0:18:24.040 family and friends to their dream home and estate for 0:18:24.080 --> 0:18:28.119 their weekend wedding celebration. The ceremony was Saturday, brunched to 0:18:28.200 --> 0:18:31.560 take place on Sunday. But what was the Airbnb situation? No, no, 0:18:31.640 --> 0:18:35.880 ma'am um, there was. There was just one problem. The 0:18:35.960 --> 0:18:39.440 couple did not own the sixteen thousand, three hundred square 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:42.160 foot mansion and also did not have permission to use 0:18:42.200 --> 0:18:48.199 it the suburban Fort Lauderdale estate. Let me tell you 0:18:48.240 --> 0:18:51.960 what the state wholes baby a bowl and alley, swimming pool, 0:18:52.240 --> 0:18:56.679 a waterfall, tennis courts, and a gazebo with an eight 0:18:56.760 --> 0:19:01.040 hundred foot bar. Okay Wilson, Oh my god, I see 0:19:01.040 --> 0:19:04.080 a picture of it. Wilson, when arrested, said that it 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:07.879 was God's plan that the couple married there is hold On, 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:12.920 despite what the invitation inferred, the actual owner, Mr. Nathan 0:19:13.720 --> 0:19:16.719 never gave them permission to hold the festivities there, and 0:19:16.800 --> 0:19:19.680 he was stunned when Wilson and Shenita showed up Saturday 0:19:19.720 --> 0:19:24.159 morning to set up for their wedding hold On. He 0:19:24.280 --> 0:19:27.760 called the police. I have people trespassing on my property, 0:19:28.000 --> 0:19:31.000 told the nine one one dispatcher. Up Nathan told the 0:19:31.080 --> 0:19:34.640 nine one one dispatcher. And they keep harassing me, calling me. 0:19:35.280 --> 0:19:37.640 They say that they're having a wedding here and it's 0:19:37.720 --> 0:19:41.240 God's message. I don't know what's going on. All I 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:43.679 want is for it to stop. And they're sitting at 0:19:43.680 --> 0:19:46.880 my property right at the front gate right now. Two 0:19:46.880 --> 0:19:49.520 officers told Wilson that he would have to leave, and 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:55.000 he did. No charges were filed. Um, of course, Mr 0:19:55.040 --> 0:19:58.040 Wilson said that I just don't want to talk about it. Um. 0:19:58.280 --> 0:20:02.760 This is what he said to the South Florida Sun Sentinel. Um. Wait, 0:20:03.280 --> 0:20:07.360 the couple sent out elaborate invitations detailing their love stories, 0:20:07.760 --> 0:20:11.600 reconnecting after thirty years of about how he proposed over 0:20:11.720 --> 0:20:14.639 pizza and Christmas Eve and the ceremony would be followed 0:20:14.680 --> 0:20:18.879 by a red carpet cocktail hour. What the guy figured 0:20:18.920 --> 0:20:20.880 it was a vacant house that didn't realize someone lived 0:20:20.880 --> 0:20:22.800 on the property. He had no idea who lived there. 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:24.919 He was about to try to have people come up 0:20:24.920 --> 0:20:27.000 to this house that he didn't know really anyone lived in. 0:20:27.960 --> 0:20:29.479 He probably thought it was like one of them like 0:20:29.640 --> 0:20:33.360 Florida houses where people leave on a seasonal But shouldn't 0:20:33.400 --> 0:20:40.119 you check Florida? Why had to comment? Sense ain't so common? 0:20:40.200 --> 0:20:50.280 Apparent dog Shanita bro And so first off, they're probably married, 0:20:50.280 --> 0:20:51.920 they just didn't have a wedding. Do you think they're 0:20:51.920 --> 0:20:55.920 in jail? No? It said that no charges were pressed. 0:20:56.600 --> 0:21:00.600 Um they did. They do also end with saying that 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:03.920 Broward County records show a marriage license has been issued 0:21:03.960 --> 0:21:07.199 to the couple. Um, but they have not registered as 0:21:07.280 --> 0:21:11.080 married just yet. They just wad have a moment. So 0:21:11.200 --> 0:21:14.159 what's the difference? Real quick? So if you're let me 0:21:14.240 --> 0:21:17.879 read that again, because you have a marriage license but 0:21:18.000 --> 0:21:20.399 not registered. Told me with what that means. When I 0:21:20.640 --> 0:21:22.960 was dating the guy, was about to say, but she 0:21:23.080 --> 0:21:26.440 wasn't married. How you got honna tell you? Um vladdie 0:21:26.600 --> 0:21:28.600 my dog. I was dating a Russian guy and he 0:21:28.720 --> 0:21:30.880 didn't have a wow. I don't think I ever told 0:21:30.880 --> 0:21:33.720 the story he didn't have a visa and or his 0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:37.000 visa was expired. You shared this story, bitch about how 0:21:37.040 --> 0:21:40.040 I had to go Treon. This was atreon story, so well, 0:21:40.040 --> 0:21:41.920 I don't want on it. He was a very nice man. 0:21:42.640 --> 0:21:45.240 Uh you know he got my dog keys from Moldova 0:21:45.920 --> 0:21:48.959 and you know it's happened. This is before we started 0:21:49.680 --> 0:21:53.560 back fucking black guys. I had a white guy moment, 0:21:54.320 --> 0:21:57.640 so I was still fucking niggas. No, I was backing 0:21:57.680 --> 0:22:00.760 for it. When I did this, I was younger than 0:22:00.960 --> 0:22:03.720 when we started the pot was this, I was about 0:22:03.720 --> 0:22:05.800 to say, because when we started this pod, it was 0:22:06.200 --> 0:22:09.040 pink dick. I had just it was at least like 0:22:09.880 --> 0:22:11.720 yet you did at least a year of pink dick 0:22:11.800 --> 0:22:14.040 on this podcast. When I first moved to New York. 0:22:14.040 --> 0:22:17.520 It was with there was no melanine nose, Penis that's who. 0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:21.320 That was lover boy and dj AM restaurant guy and 0:22:21.480 --> 0:22:24.080 a lot of I just had never explored it. But anyway, okay, 0:22:24.560 --> 0:22:26.919 So this was I was very young, and I was like, oh, 0:22:27.000 --> 0:22:29.600 of course I'll marry him. What's the big deal. We 0:22:29.680 --> 0:22:31.399 had to go to the court house and you have 0:22:31.480 --> 0:22:33.680 to get a paper that gets you ready to get married. 0:22:33.720 --> 0:22:36.840 I'm assuming that's the license or something, but whatever it was. 0:22:36.880 --> 0:22:38.719 We had to pay like one or something, and there 0:22:38.800 --> 0:22:40.760 was a paperwork, piece of paperwork that said we can go. 0:22:41.359 --> 0:22:44.400 You have to get that. I'm I'm assuming that's the license. 0:22:45.200 --> 0:22:47.920 And apparently you have to do it before weddings and 0:22:48.040 --> 0:22:50.840 all kinds of stuff, at least in Florida. So and 0:22:50.960 --> 0:22:53.280 this is in Florida. Right when we were about to 0:22:53.359 --> 0:22:55.040 set the court date, I was like, you know what, 0:22:55.440 --> 0:22:58.040 I can't do it. And I felt so bad. Was 0:22:58.119 --> 0:23:01.720 he paying you for this? No? We were in of Yeah, 0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:04.080 I was. I mean, I was young. He wasn't at 0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:06.560 least gonna get thirty dollars, thirty thousand dollars because he 0:23:06.640 --> 0:23:08.199 was gonna get like a visa off for this, right, 0:23:08.240 --> 0:23:10.199 I just did it. I was so young at the time. 0:23:10.240 --> 0:23:11.880 I didn't understand we were doing. I just didn't want 0:23:11.880 --> 0:23:13.560 my boyfriend to leave when I tell you, when I 0:23:13.680 --> 0:23:15.480 was young, but I'm gonna tell you what happened. I 0:23:15.600 --> 0:23:17.879 was willing to marry anybody for that thirty Kay and 0:23:17.960 --> 0:23:21.680 I went to Ultra and I was doing a lot 0:23:21.920 --> 0:23:25.680 of Milly ecstasy and I remember sitting by this tree. 0:23:26.119 --> 0:23:28.080 I think it was Cascade that was on, and I 0:23:28.240 --> 0:23:33.440 was like, I don't remember Cascade. Shout out to Cascade. 0:23:34.040 --> 0:23:38.560 Djago really well, no, I was something. He was thinking 0:23:38.600 --> 0:23:42.560 about the ice rink, thinking about the soap for the 0:23:42.600 --> 0:23:47.280 bath sub anyway, Cascade is a skating rink in Atlanta. Okay, 0:23:48.680 --> 0:23:50.760 I hate when you drop your tone like that, so 0:23:50.960 --> 0:23:54.440 we know you know what you're being judge. I am 0:23:55.680 --> 0:23:58.960 that this little house pill pop and DJ you was 0:23:59.000 --> 0:24:02.560 listening to Okay, Scade and I think the song was 0:24:04.760 --> 0:24:07.400 but I just looked at me. They probably didn't have words. 0:24:07.480 --> 0:24:09.880 That's why you couldn't just say anything, because all them 0:24:09.920 --> 0:24:14.119 house music things just say three words per song, and 0:24:14.200 --> 0:24:17.199 then all you get is do did you do ye? 0:24:17.760 --> 0:24:21.800