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Speaker 1: super high to, they don't even remember the bet after

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00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:39,760
Speaker 1: they take the drugs. Look, weasy just knows this is

423
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 1: what she does, but she can't remember anything from this.

424
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:47,920
Speaker 1: I do I know this Sunday? Well something find me

425
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:51,760
Speaker 1: tother way. I no, Right, there's that many words in

426
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: these I don't know what she's talking about. When's she

427
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: gonna talk? This sounds a look I'm I am not

428
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:09,119
Speaker 1: even high and I just want to go like a bit. Right.

429
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: How do you know what this sounds like? Sex club music?

430
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:16,600
Speaker 1: You're not gonna not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

431
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:20,000
Speaker 1: This is what plays on at the sex club shout out.

432
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: This is for sure sex club porn type of music. Wait,

433
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,359
Speaker 1: I never put two and two together. Alright, alright, because

434
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 1: this is not a music you have sex clubs. First

435
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: of all, this is the music. And I'm not gonna

436
00:26:33,640 --> 00:26:36,240
Speaker 1: lie when I when I go into the clubs, I'll

437
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:42,480
Speaker 1: be on my men like like in the music. I'm

438
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:43,920
Speaker 1: not gonna lie. I do I feel like I'm a

439
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:48,280
Speaker 1: little snake. Wow, someone make this as a gift please.

440
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,400
Speaker 1: You feel like this is a snake with the sex

441
00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 1: club music. But what you just let me keep going

442
00:26:59,160 --> 00:27:03,040
Speaker 1: is then I lick his balls like and then I

443
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: linked from his balls up to his head. But to

444
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:10,000
Speaker 1: this music, where we feel like we're super in ecstasy.

445
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 1: With no ecstasy, you need to do at making ecstasy. Bitch,

446
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,320
Speaker 1: I'd be on a bottle of tequila if you really

447
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: want to know, and then I'd be like, bait, this

448
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 1: is why we need luke because I'm drunk. We just

449
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:21,959
Speaker 1: got a bottle. Of course, my pussy is gonna be dry,

450
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 1: even though I wanted to be wet. I just drank

451
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 1: a whole bottle of tequila with you. So yeah, I

452
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,679
Speaker 1: will tell you. Drug pussy is a real thing. Drug pussy.

453
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:36,760
Speaker 1: Drug pussy is not the real thing. Alcohol and type

454
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 1: of drugs because even it drives you out, even when

455
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: you smoke weed, a bitch be like, let me dry

456
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: my pussy out. We drive my weed and liquor will

457
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 1: dry your pussy out of it. So what type of

458
00:27:50,119 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: drugs don't dry your pussy out? Go ahead and share.

459
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,880
Speaker 1: I know you have experienced. I don't have not one

460
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 1: that's hasn't dried me out. That's what I'm saying. So

461
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: all of these substances dry the gott a pussy. So

462
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:02,680
Speaker 1: a guys, if you want to go to a sex

463
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,760
Speaker 1: club or a festival or to a bedroom and you've

464
00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: had any sort of drugs or liquor in your system.

465
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:14,479
Speaker 1: Just bring the loop so junk. She doesn't even realize

466
00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:19,280
Speaker 1: we are off this motherfucker a lot. You don't think

467
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 1: I don't know it. Oh maybe I know where we're at,

468
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: and I know and I know how long we've been

469
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:28,720
Speaker 1: recording pussyfing. We have been recording for twenty eight minutes.

470
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 1: I got this pussy as you know, horrible decisionate that

471
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,280
Speaker 1: long today I got this. So we're gonna go into

472
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:45,400
Speaker 1: the hood of, So the hood of for this episode.

473
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: I do want to talk to you because we started

474
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:54,040
Speaker 1: the hord derv Um segment I would say sometime in um.

475
00:28:55,360 --> 00:29:01,800
Speaker 1: And there's been a lot of media spaces, podcasts, blogs

476
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:05,239
Speaker 1: that have given sex tips, one of which being one

477
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 1: that we all grew up on, Cosmopolitan. So I found

478
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: this super wild um article. It's from babe dot com

479
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,480
Speaker 1: and it is a collection of the weirdest tips that

480
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:23,520
Speaker 1: Cosmopolitan has graced us with. Cosmotolican actually has an issue

481
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: where they tell you everything they sucked up on. No,

482
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,360
Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying, and I mean, Cosmo, I

483
00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 1: don't know the generation you are with your gens magazine.

484
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,080
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying like, this is where a lot

485
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: of us looked for dating advice, sex advice, figuring out

486
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,160
Speaker 1: what are fucking clitterests? Were full full of question magazine

487
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 1: for Nostalgia. Let's do homework, y'all, let's buy Let's buy

488
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 1: a mag for Nostalgia. Seriously. So um, this specific article

489
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:53,480
Speaker 1: talks about the weirdest sex tips, and so I wanted

490
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:55,440
Speaker 1: to kind of go back and forth with you on

491
00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,000
Speaker 1: what some of those are. The very first one that

492
00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring up was Cosmo said that you

493
00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: should nestle his dick in your armpit. This is referred

494
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: to this is what Cosmo. No, they referred to it

495
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,280
Speaker 1: as the pit. Fuck huh, And this is what the

496
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 1: original article said. Again, have your partner loop up his junk,

497
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: then get into a modified sixty nine with him on top,

498
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: but with his dick settled into your armpit instead of

499
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 1: your mouth. Yep, you read that correctly. You can use

500
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 1: your other hand to stroke his balls or his whatever.

501
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: I'm so scared we're going to run out like this.

502
00:30:38,480 --> 00:30:40,000
Speaker 1: This is the type of ship that I get very

503
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 1: terrified for it. Well, people like, how do you guys

504
00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,160
Speaker 1: keep talking about sex if we're here. I'm out, bro.

505
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 1: So it says the armpits aren't traditionally the sexiest part

506
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:51,000
Speaker 1: of the body because but at Cosmo anything goes. At

507
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,600
Speaker 1: least they admit that this one was pretty weird. Um

508
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: and different strokes for different folks, Like I get the

509
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,760
Speaker 1: armpit thing, but like trying to say, you're making it

510
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:01,880
Speaker 1: a mutt and I'm sweating. I'm like, because you're in pajamas.

511
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 1: You're in linen pajamas with stripes, different colors, stripes, with heels,

512
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: with heels. First of all, it's a vibe, ma'am. I mean,

513
00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:16,320
Speaker 1: I was just like, listen, I know, if y'all watch

514
00:31:16,440 --> 00:31:20,239
Speaker 1: us on YouTube, you probably want to envision fucking us.

515
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: And here we go weez has on heels and pajamas

516
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: and I have there's some lemon on, I have my shoes.

517
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:28,520
Speaker 1: I am doing some efforts cruel. You guys want to

518
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: laugh really quick though. Don't have beavers and butt head

519
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:32,960
Speaker 1: on my socks, y'all. Just the people on the YouTube.

520
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 1: I'm only wearing these shoes and showing one foot. Are

521
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,160
Speaker 1: you gonna do this? Bro? Don't do this because these

522
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 1: nig nigga weezy has on two different shoes right now,

523
00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: and she didn't know because she just opened the box

524
00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:48,760
Speaker 1: here at the studio. Now, this is also a good shoe.

525
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:51,600
Speaker 1: But is it the lemon? No? Do you think they

526
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: maybe it came like this, I don't know, but anyway

527
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,680
Speaker 1: they didn't because they're different heights. Um. So one of

528
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: the other ones that I thought was, of course Cosmo esque,

529
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: draw me like one of your French girls. So this

530
00:32:04,840 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 1: one actually stems from that scene in Titanic where Rose

531
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:12,720
Speaker 1: is sitting there naked with just the jewel on her

532
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: body and and Leonardo DiCaprio is sweating while he's drawing her.

533
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: On this etch a sketch anyways, it says that this

534
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: is the four play move to end all four play moves.

535
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: Can't draw It doesn't matter because you will be naked,

536
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 1: lying on a fainting couch while your non naked lover

537
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:38,239
Speaker 1: draws you wearing this and only this. If this does

538
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:41,720
Speaker 1: not immediately lead to hot sex, your partner is doing

539
00:32:41,800 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: it wrong. So no, yeah, I wasna I can't draw

540
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 1: from my life. Hold on, I have one more that

541
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,640
Speaker 1: Cosmos said to do, And this is not a tip

542
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: that I don't think we've ever said to do so. Guys, again,

543
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:58,240
Speaker 1: these are weird sex tips that I wouldn't recommend. The

544
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 1: other one is rub your cheek in his pubes to

545
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:07,520
Speaker 1: get his sense on you. Here we go. Here's the instruction.

546
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: Are you ready, wheezy? Put him flat on his back

547
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,400
Speaker 1: and lie on top of him, keeping your bodies pressed

548
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 1: closely and legs intertwined. We may think we're just kissing

549
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,760
Speaker 1: from uh, we're just kissing some dude, but our brains

550
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 1: are actually assessing his scent for clues on his health,

551
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: genetic patibility, and general suitability. As a made hold on

552
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: scent also incites lust. Subconsciously, we smell arousal. Let yourselves

553
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: be pulled by these biological forces by taking a tour

554
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 1: of each other's bodies, noticing the different subtle sense. Here

555
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:50,520
Speaker 1: we go. Brush your nose near his armpit, smell his

556
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: neck just under his ear, Rub your cheek in his pubes,

557
00:33:56,800 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 1: and get his scent onto you. Have him between your

558
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: legs and kiss him so he can taste yourself on

559
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: his lip. That sucks being the animals you actually are,

560
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,919
Speaker 1: and see what you can figure out. So no, I'm

561
00:34:11,040 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: not I as much as I really like y'all know,

562
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 1: I at this point, I live for my man. He's

563
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:24,600
Speaker 1: so amazing. I don't I don't want to dive into

564
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:26,719
Speaker 1: his armpit and smell like him for the Did you

565
00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: put your cheek on his pups? Like for but like

566
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: my cheek on his pups? No, my cheek could be

567
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: on his thigh while I'm sucking his dick. But what

568
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: am I just? First off, do you know how coarse

569
00:34:41,440 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: pubic here is? I don't like when you're making out

570
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,280
Speaker 1: or you're like for me, it's missionary when a guy's

571
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:50,880
Speaker 1: beard like comes into contact with my skin. I always

572
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: you know, I got a little eggs. That's what black

573
00:34:52,719 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 1: people call eggs. Alright, alright, don't No, No one calls

574
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:02,319
Speaker 1: the eggs. Yes, they do about nax ema, but they

575
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: know exama is exema. You probably be nax ema. Yes

576
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm talking about bitches egema, not the same thing.

577
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 1: First it was not a word. But it's so funny.

578
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,919
Speaker 1: I need to know because we have a true blue

579
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: guy at it here. Okay, I don't know about have

580
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:27,000
Speaker 1: you haven't had anybody call it ea? Okay, so you

581
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,600
Speaker 1: like that you talking about scrambled eggs, because don't nobody

582
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:34,600
Speaker 1: say eggs ema eggs. So why are you calling it

583
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:39,279
Speaker 1: ex ema? I don't even remember what I was gonna say.

584
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: Carry on, you don't want you ain't got enough to say? What? Brian? Nothing?

585
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:45,240
Speaker 1: Are you finding a way to go off my outline?

586
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:51,439
Speaker 1: I got this? Let go now we you're good girl.

587
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I think so? You think so? I'll tell

588
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: you if I'm not okay. Well, anyway, those are tips

589
00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:00,080
Speaker 1: that you should not listen to. We are going to

590
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: now get into our horrible decision. Um. Our horrible decision

591
00:36:04,719 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: comes from I want to give a huge shout out

592
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: to Afro Sexology if you follow them, they give a

593
00:36:10,880 --> 00:36:14,720
Speaker 1: lot of great tips in the space Black Sex Focus.

594
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,720
Speaker 1: It is at Afro Sexology that's where this horrible decision

595
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:24,800
Speaker 1: came from. Because we talked about sex. Duh hello. A

596
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: lot of times we talk about sex in terms of

597
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: being horny, in terms of wanting to orgasm, in terms

598
00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,920
Speaker 1: of wanting to not One of the really cool posts

599
00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: that I saw in Afro Sxology had to do with

600
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:43,120
Speaker 1: how he wants to feel during sex, not what feeling

601
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:46,400
Speaker 1: you want from your partner and their relationship, not the

602
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,120
Speaker 1: feeling of an orgasm, but what feelings you generally want

603
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: to feel when engaging in sex. So you didn't pull

604
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: it up. I wanted to ask you, no, don't no, no, no,

605
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:00,960
Speaker 1: don't pull it up yet. Don't pull it up yet, bitch,

606
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:06,279
Speaker 1: put your god down, phone down before you pull it up.

607
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: I want to ask you what feelings do you hope

608
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:19,320
Speaker 1: to to endure during the act of sex with a partner? Now, again,

609
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,680
Speaker 1: this has to do with how does sex make you feel?

610
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: Not the person, not the relationship, but how do you

611
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 1: want to feel during sex? Give me three adjectives? Now, oh, adjectives.

612
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 1: I was gonna say an adrenaline rush, but that's not

613
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 1: an adjective. Excited, okay, um, I don't want to use

614
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:44,200
Speaker 1: the word word nervous, but I'm like trying to think

615
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,759
Speaker 1: you want to feel nervous? You know what? You like?

616
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,879
Speaker 1: That anxiousness of like you're like, okay, I can't find

617
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:54,160
Speaker 1: that word. Maybe excited. But here's the thing. When you

618
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:59,600
Speaker 1: bring up anxious, it's anxious. It's weird because a large

619
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 1: form of mental health and when people battle with is anxiety.

620
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:07,080
Speaker 1: And so a lot of us don't want to have anxiety.

621
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: So if that lets be a sub thing, wait for example,

622
00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,560
Speaker 1: you know when like, well, if you're super subbing out

623
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 1: and like even just just spanking, you don't know what

624
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 1: it's gonna come, and you're jumping and you're like kind

625
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: of oh, you know what I mean? Like that feeling

626
00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:23,399
Speaker 1: I love when I'm like just kind of like, oh,

627
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:25,399
Speaker 1: like I don't know what's gonna happen, and you're gonna

628
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,240
Speaker 1: do this, You're gonna do that when I'm totally consenting.

629
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: I would like to see you like that, feeling a

630
00:38:29,239 --> 00:38:35,399
Speaker 1: little bit excited, anxiousness, and give me a third word, um,

631
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:40,400
Speaker 1: connected or satisfied, Like I like feeling like satisfied you.

632
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:43,240
Speaker 1: So I want to read a few of the words,

633
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,479
Speaker 1: because what's crazy is the three words that you said

634
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,840
Speaker 1: are not even on the list. But excited isn't. But

635
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 1: I won't say that how you want to fear, how

636
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: you want to feel during sex is not valid. I

637
00:38:57,760 --> 00:39:00,320
Speaker 1: could never take what type of experience you want to

638
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,560
Speaker 1: have daring sex. But what's crazy is We've had four

639
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: years of talking about sex, and I think we do

640
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:10,439
Speaker 1: often talk about the climax, orgasming, how much we've come

641
00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:15,680
Speaker 1: um or the act of submissiveness and dominance, but never

642
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,000
Speaker 1: what we truly want to feel. So, for those of

643
00:39:18,080 --> 00:39:22,439
Speaker 1: you listening, think of the words or adjectives in which

644
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,480
Speaker 1: you truly want to feel when you're engaging in sex.

645
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 1: And I'm gonna list off some of these, and you

646
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: tell me if these are like, ah one, being powerful, confident, primal, adored, worshiped,

647
00:39:37,840 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: while objectified, passionate, shameless, respected, slutty, creative, authentic, proud, loved, free,

648
00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: and spiritual. The idea I'm just thinking too literal. Yeah,

649
00:39:56,480 --> 00:39:59,080
Speaker 1: but that's what I'm saying. Like, but even those those

650
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,800
Speaker 1: words that you feel, even going down this list, I

651
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: was like, damn, even when I was having super casual sex,

652
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: I don't think I ever thought about I mean, we've

653
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: preached nothing but sexual liberation on this show, and I

654
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: don't think we've we've we've honed in on owning your

655
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 1: sexual self, but not truly with even if you're engaging

656
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 1: with one partner or ten or fifteen or twenty, what

657
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: are the what is the feeling you want when you

658
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:30,560
Speaker 1: engage in these acts? Yeah? I think when it was

659
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: like super casual, and now that I'm thinking of that list,

660
00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: definitely confident, Like that's the one thing that's important because

661
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: if you don't feel like that, then you feel used,

662
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: which is ironic because objectified as a word. And I

663
00:40:41,719 --> 00:40:44,799
Speaker 1: could see liking that too. I mean, we talked about

664
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:48,520
Speaker 1: it all the time, like even in terms of wanting

665
00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:51,239
Speaker 1: to be called certain things only in the bedroom. We

666
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:53,840
Speaker 1: don't want someone to call us slutty. But in the

667
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,439
Speaker 1: bedroom we may want to be referred as your little

668
00:40:56,480 --> 00:41:00,399
Speaker 1: slut or a little horror, or we may except even

669
00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,279
Speaker 1: hearing the word bitch in bed, but not we don't

670
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,120
Speaker 1: want to hear it in person. So there's also things

671
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: that I think that as women, if we're going to

672
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 1: be sexually liberated, I think the idea of I'm going

673
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:19,200
Speaker 1: to have sex, but why not just to come? How

674
00:41:19,239 --> 00:41:21,440
Speaker 1: do I want to feel? Because I think that that

675
00:41:21,520 --> 00:41:23,640
Speaker 1: has a lot to do with also how we feel after.

676
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:28,759
Speaker 1: If we don't feel what we intended to go in

677
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 1: there and feel, that's where regret comes. And you know

678
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,200
Speaker 1: what to I don't even think it comes with the orgasm,

679
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 1: Like if you don't come, I've been satisfied without coming.

680
00:41:37,760 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 1: I have to. I have to. I'm like, oh, how

681
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: got some day I have to something else again? Shut

682
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:45,959
Speaker 1: out after sex allergy another thing. Again, we've talked about

683
00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:53,719
Speaker 1: sexual liberation on this podcast. What does sexual liberation feel like? Right?

684
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 1: Look at me? I'm getting deep this episode. I know

685
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:57,320
Speaker 1: we had a cute a few laughs. I think the

686
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,520
Speaker 1: word is pride then, the only one I can think of,

687
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: because the total opposite of that a shame. Okay, So

688
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 1: you feel empowered? Yeah, okay, so one of the one

689
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,279
Speaker 1: of the things of sexual liberation is feeling empowered. But

690
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 1: I want to go down this other list because if

691
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: you feel like you're living your best host self, your

692
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 1: loving being in a slut, we know it's a hot

693
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: girl summer, and you're like, I'm sexually liberated. These are

694
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: some this list I really liked because if you, for

695
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:31,360
Speaker 1: whatever reason, don't connect with these things, you're possibly not

696
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: as sexually liberated as you feel like, and maybe you're

697
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: using that word to cover up maybe some true feelings.

698
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: So sexual liberation feels like being connected to your body.

699
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:47,840
Speaker 1: How are you sexually liberated if you only want to

700
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,960
Speaker 1: have sex in the dark? How are you sexually liberated

701
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: if you don't like how you look in the mirror?

702
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,880
Speaker 1: How are you sexually liberated if they're shame? And what

703
00:42:56,040 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: your volva and your clip and what you're vagina. Essentially

704
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 1: looks like you can't consider yourself sexually liberated without fully

705
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,520
Speaker 1: embracing yourself in an entirety. Do you desagree? Do you know?

706
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: I think that's a fair point because to me, when

707
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 1: I think about sexually liberate, being sexually liberated, it's about

708
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: being proud of the sex acts. I never really think

709
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,520
Speaker 1: of myself right. I'm always like, oh, I talked to

710
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 1: this naked, and yeah, feminism, but it's not about you,

711
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,799
Speaker 1: and I think that this is super huge. Another one

712
00:43:25,960 --> 00:43:28,880
Speaker 1: is having accurate and complete information about your body and

713
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:32,600
Speaker 1: sexuality what you said earlier, not feeling ashamed about your

714
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 1: sexual desires, knowing your yes and knowing your no. You

715
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: can't be fully sexually liberated if you're going into sex

716
00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: fully just wanting to please your partner without knowing what

717
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:49,560
Speaker 1: pleases you. You can't go in claiming to be sexually

718
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 1: liberated with your full focus being on pleasing your partner

719
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,680
Speaker 1: without knowing exactly what turns you on and how to

720
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: um explain that to your partner. You need to be

721
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: fully confident in I know, I really like my ass

722
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 1: played with while I get penetrated. Being sexually liberated is

723
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 1: having the confidence to tell my partner, Hey, I need

724
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: that thumb in my butt while you're fucking me. That

725
00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 1: is what sexual liberation asking for what we want. There's

726
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,719
Speaker 1: a lot of shame with that too. People are very

727
00:44:20,840 --> 00:44:22,920
Speaker 1: scared to ask for what they want too early on

728
00:44:23,680 --> 00:44:25,520
Speaker 1: and fear of being like the slototy, Like let me

729
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:27,160
Speaker 1: even girls that like to be slapped or choked, So

730
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:32,400
Speaker 1: let me ask you, sexually liberated women, the time to

731
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 1: ask when to get or receive certain things in the

732
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,560
Speaker 1: bedroom is there? Is it too early ever to ask

733
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 1: for the things you like in in in sex or engagement?

734
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: So should we be talking about sex before right? Like,

735
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: I don't like to talk about sex too much before

736
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 1: maybe like a little bit it's using or flirting, but

737
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 1: for the first time, but sometimes in the moment. For

738
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 1: the first time I have sex with anybody, I genuinely

739
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,440
Speaker 1: just let it flow. The second time, I tell you

740
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:02,239
Speaker 1: everything I want. Oh, so after one time we get

741
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: real just basic sex, but the second time you're pulling

742
00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:08,959
Speaker 1: out all the tricks. Mainly unless like we're just super

743
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 1: hyper sexual in the beginning. For the most part, I

744
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: kind of just like to get a feel for someone's body,

745
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:18,239
Speaker 1: the size just kissing, connecting with them, and then I

746
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,800
Speaker 1: see what kind of lover they are, and then like

747
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,120
Speaker 1: then I know, like if I'm with a nigga and

748
00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: they're like super like kissy touching my face dadada, like,

749
00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:27,800
Speaker 1: I may ask for different things then I would a

750
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 1: nigga who's like super rough. Okay, this last one, I

751
00:45:31,520 --> 00:45:34,759
Speaker 1: do want to give a trigger warning out because if

752
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:40,200
Speaker 1: you're walking around claiming sexual liberation, what real sexual liberation

753
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:43,399
Speaker 1: feels like as well is knowing how to protect your

754
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: body and pleasure from unwanted experiences. But I e. Contraception,

755
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: sexual boundaries, and barrier methods, so I say that the

756
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 1: same besides contraception, what's a barrier method? Um a barrier method,

757
00:45:58,239 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 1: I would say it would be what I would as

758
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:08,279
Speaker 1: barrier method nut wanting to not give head without. When

759
00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 1: you said contraception, I thought it was one of the

760
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,440
Speaker 1: contraception to me, like the condom. Well, contraception to me

761
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 1: has to deal with pregnancy. Barrier methods has to deal

762
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 1: more with STDs, so that can involve oral You can't

763
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 1: get pregnant through your mouth, but it's still a barrier

764
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 1: method of if I really don't want to suck this

765
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: dick unprotected. Because I'm aware that I can contract the

766
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:32,440
Speaker 1: sexual STD, I should be comfortable in telling him I

767
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,040
Speaker 1: would like for you to wear a condom if you

768
00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 1: want oral sex, and so a barrier method. We had

769
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: a lived where we were asking for HBO. I think no, no, no.

770
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: I was just thinking about when we were in Detroit.

771
00:46:42,760 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 1: Maybe it was like five people and we were like,

772
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: how many y'all suck dick with a condom? And it

773
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:48,440
Speaker 1: was like two or three, two or three people. So

774
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:52,960
Speaker 1: a barrier method would be you knowing that I could

775
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 1: contract the STD this way, so I would like protection.

776
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: Contraception to me has to do with pregnancy. Okay, out,

777
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: I gotta go. If you being completely confident in explaining

778
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:09,560
Speaker 1: to your partner, this is what I would like to do,

779
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:13,439
Speaker 1: because this is how strongly I feel, and I don't

780
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 1: want to engage in sex unless this is how we

781
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,880
Speaker 1: go about doing it. UM. Something else that I've recently

782
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:24,840
Speaker 1: been talking about, of course, is how birth control affects

783
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: women and UM. One of the conversations that I have

784
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:33,800
Speaker 1: recently in research too, is that we get birth control

785
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: a lot of times because of our partners. A lot

786
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,239
Speaker 1: of times we don't get birth control because we don't

787
00:47:39,280 --> 00:47:41,640
Speaker 1: want kids. A lot of times we get birth control

788
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 1: because the person we're fucking doesn't want to use condoms anymore.

789
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:46,720
Speaker 1: We both agree that we're not ready for a family,

790
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: and so we inject ourselves. I know, but for a

791
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,080
Speaker 1: lot of women, I've been with you for X amount

792
00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,360
Speaker 1: of time. You're my only partner. We both agree we

793
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: don't really want kids, but we take the burden on

794
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: of hormonal imbalance. I can't wait they do. I mean,

795
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:10,800
Speaker 1: we talked about, but it's ain't really taking it. I

796
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,279
Speaker 1: can't wait because I cannot do that. They've really still

797
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:19,400
Speaker 1: believe in the pullout method. I use read the method,

798
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,279
Speaker 1: but you know me, yeah, and I don't believe that either.

799
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:28,719
Speaker 1: But it's okay, You've got enough for five hundred, so well,

800
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,560
Speaker 1: let's get to the homemail. Home mail is really funny,

801
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: by the way. I'm super excited for this home mail

802
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,000
Speaker 1: because it came based off of a conversation that we

803
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: had in a previous UM episode. Eddin. Thank you, but

804
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: not thank you for looking up pubic lights and crabs.

805
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: As you guys know, none of us have really heard

806
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,880
Speaker 1: of crabs since we were children. I don't know what

807
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 1: happened to crabs. I just watched Sex in the City

808
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: when they went to the Hamptons and Charlotte Crow. That's

809
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. It's such a like STD that no

810
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:07,440
Speaker 1: one really discusses anymore. UM. I thought it was great. Um.

811
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Speaker 1: We got a homemail sentence to us. By the way,

812
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 1: if you want to send in a homemail or home confession,

813
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,319
Speaker 1: send it on over to Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com.

814
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Speaker 1: We may read it here. You will always be anonymous.

815
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816
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817
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818
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820
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821
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822
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823
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824
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825
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826
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827
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828
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829
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Speaker 1: But real quick before you look it up? And as

830
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831
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832
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833
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834
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835
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836
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890
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Speaker 1: So some of the notable mentions, um would be a

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993
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Speaker 1: that one truffle was another one scat play that's something

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Speaker 1: Use felching in a sentence like if you just would

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Speaker 1: would think felching was a regular term. What do you

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Speaker 1: think felching would mean? If it didn't mean me and

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Speaker 1: my daughter we go up to the Hampton's location, we'd

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Speaker 1: love to do a bunch of felching. You know, it's

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Speaker 1: just a grund old time with family. Okay, So felching

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Speaker 1: to you sounds like a sport. Cool um, Felching no,

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Speaker 1: to felch is to suck up semen out of an orifice.

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Speaker 1: For instance, sorry, guys, selch me that, Um nope. For instance,

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Speaker 1: someone may ejaculate inside their partners anus and then suck

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Speaker 1: Then they may or may not swallow it. So it

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Speaker 1: would be mayor we're giving you an option. Yeah, it

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Speaker 1: would be basically kind of like, what are your cream pies?

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Speaker 1: So felching is the act of what a cream pie is.

1015
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Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, that is you're coming in. So felching

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Speaker 1: would be eating the cream pie. That is the I

1017
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Speaker 1: did die. So that's the verb. That's what felching means.

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Speaker 1: That So eating ejaculant out of an orifice is what

1019
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Speaker 1: felching is. Not ejaculant, girl, she said, do you watch

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Speaker 1: Curb your Enthusiasm? No, well, apparently we don't watch anything

1021
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Speaker 1: the same Larry David, that's the best show of all time.

1022
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Speaker 1: Larry David. J. V. Smooth was in his house and

1023
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Speaker 1: he basically found come on the sheet and he's like,

1024
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Speaker 1: we need to have a talk because there was ejaculate

1025
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Speaker 1: and he goes ejacutely. It was exactly. He's like like come.

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Speaker 1: We'll just say come Larry. Oh my goodness. Another term again.

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Speaker 1: I would like for you to use it in a

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Speaker 1: sentence without it being a sex term. Docking. That's I

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Speaker 1: feel like that's easy. The dick doc docking. The boat

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Speaker 1: we're pulling, were docking? Right? Is it like Marny like

1031
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Speaker 1: when you docking in? I don't know, I'm lost. Yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: you're super lost. So docking is also a sex term.

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Speaker 1: Um Docking is when to uncircumcised people with penises get together. Um.

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Speaker 1: So the first holds his foreskin back and holds it

1035
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1036
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1037
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Speaker 1: partner's penis. Um. This is frequently asked if this act

1038
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Speaker 1: is real impossible, and the response is um, with enough

1039
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Speaker 1: imagination and determination, most things are. It's like a Chinese

1040
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Speaker 1: finger trap, as bitch, but with a dick and and foreskin. Um.

1041
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Speaker 1: So yeah, docking. If that is ever something that you

1042
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Speaker 1: hear any of your gaze, uh reference, that is what

1043
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Speaker 1: they're talking about. I did hear some gays say some

1044
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1045
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1046
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Speaker 1: say this before, and I just want to make a me.

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Speaker 1: Was it As I was walking up to my apartment door,

1048
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,720
Speaker 1: I tripped and these two game Niggs walking by, and

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01:03:52,800 --> 01:04:00,840
Speaker 1: he goes, oh the baby or the baby or or

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Speaker 1: what was it they were? They were kicking bitch. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: I'm watching Cabaret right now, so you know where she

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Speaker 1: said double homicide. For Johnson's Cabaret she went into. They

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Speaker 1: ended up fighting later on in the episode, and she

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Speaker 1: went into the confessional and was like