Speaker 1: I'm sitting here on this monitor on the Zoom. You're
Speaker 1: not ready, you're not prepared, you have nothing in the system.
Speaker 2: God, here's the problem, Andrew. We haven't done it this
Speaker 2: way and so long. I don't know where anything is.
Speaker 2: It's not my fault. I'm Scott. I don't know what
Speaker 2: to start it with. I'll just do it. No, I'll
Speaker 2: do it. No, but we have so many different ones.
Speaker 2: I don't I just don't know what to start it with. Now,
Speaker 2: where's just the regular living in a cereal bowl? I
Speaker 2: know what you guys who like to shut it off?
Speaker 2: Makes them come?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: We're so cyril they can't acquire some get some retiret. Look,
Speaker 2: if you really don't want to do it, you don't
Speaker 2: have to do it with me today. I want you
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 1: Hurry.
Speaker 2: Who is I?
Speaker 1: I forgot the box, So I'm sorry. If you're watching
Speaker 1: this on zoom.
Speaker 2: This is the old school way you have to do
Speaker 2: with Superman box not here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I forgot it at home because I was doing
Speaker 1: something else with that. More to come in the future,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, tighten a little nut there on
Speaker 2: the bottom, so freaking under. Yeah, just tighten that little.
Speaker 1: Sh so anyway, so I left it at home and
Speaker 1: then I was supposed to do this with Scott.
Speaker 2: Oh it's a Friday, No it is. It's a Monday. Well,
Speaker 2: I know Surreal Killer recorded. This is episode to twenty three.
Speaker 2: It's Monday, March. Whatever it is.
Speaker 1: You said that we were going to not seeing the
Speaker 1: episode title twenty eighth whatever, No, the dates or the numbers.
Speaker 1: The numbers, well, it is two twenty three. It's not
Speaker 1: as twenty four.
Speaker 2: No it isn't.
Speaker 1: No, it's two twenty four because I count the spoonies
Speaker 1: as an episode. Anyway, So great to see you.
Speaker 2: There's multiple spoonies. I mean, it's so great to see you.
Speaker 2: I love it here, all right, Andrews. So we get started, Yes,
Speaker 2: and just a few weeks from now, I'll be saying
Speaker 2: happy pace off Andy. Do you know what that means? Passover? Yes?
Speaker 2: I will love you. Kay. Is that the tradition? No,
Speaker 2: it's not. But I'm gonna make it a new tradition.
Speaker 2: So when we're up in the chair, I'm just gonna
Speaker 2: throw Matza at you like a frisbee. I have sharp edges.
Speaker 2: You should wear. You should wear safety goggles.
Speaker 1: Okay, I did when I did my woodworking class do that?
Speaker 1: So today is going to be a passover serial episode.
Speaker 1: Well him to life is that? That's what that means?
Speaker 2: Oh to life? Fun Shanatova, the Shanatova. Yeah, Shannato. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I forgot what that means. Okay, cool cock cock cock cool.
Speaker 2: Actually I will say good shop is to you because
Speaker 2: today when we're recording this is Friday. Do you have low?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry flow right is low? Yeah? Why? Because that's
Speaker 2: a bar or bot mitzvah song.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's a lot of bar barbers you
Speaker 1: play or I got a feeling.
Speaker 2: Of course everyone it's himself, Scottie.
Speaker 1: I do a really good hype man for bar and
Speaker 1: bought mitzvahs.
Speaker 2: You should be a DJ. Yeah, I could be. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't even where is it's not of it here? Wow?
Speaker 2: Oh they're at teasing. The system is all right. Everyone
Speaker 2: see you on your feet. The man himself is here,
Speaker 2: you know him. Get ready for its gotties. They play
Speaker 2: that song at every barbout mitzwell because it says lkaia
Speaker 2: and it's one of the only few pop songs that
Speaker 2: says that in there, or maybe the only one. Oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, they do yeah, yeah, so that'll play it everyone. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and you know celebration from Cool in the Gang. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's at every bar about mitzvah. Although that's probably starting
Speaker 2: to get weaned out. That was more of an eighties
Speaker 2: thing and nineties. Florida is the big one. Right around
Speaker 2: you spin my head right round. Oh. I love that song.
Speaker 2: And if you have a big family, you'll hear sister Sledge.
Speaker 2: We are family, know, is it Sister Sledge? I think
Speaker 2: it is right. Yeah, it is good. Yes. Anyway, so
Speaker 2: I have to eat some gross cereal. Thank you, good,
Speaker 2: thank you, Yeah, thank you Secret squirrel Joel. He pointed
Speaker 2: out that his particular shop Right had a wide variety
Speaker 2: of passover cereals. We've done a bunch in years past.
Speaker 2: They've been okay. Some of the mascots have been strange. Okay,
Speaker 2: some of the tastes have been strange.
Speaker 1: Can I say one thing. I'm so sorry. This is
Speaker 1: a breaking news update for myself. Okay, I found out
Speaker 1: my friend just submitted us for the Easter egg roll.
Speaker 2: I told you I wanted to do that. It's open.
Speaker 1: Go to the lottery. Okay, I'm going to my friend Renee.
Speaker 1: If we get in, we're going to take tea on
Speaker 1: to the Easter egg roll.
Speaker 2: Hope. I've been trying to do it for a thousand years.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to do it as soon as we
Speaker 2: finished this episode. You can also volunteer if you want.
Speaker 2: Maybe we could just like during the commercial break. I'll
Speaker 2: do it. Really no, it takes a while. It's a
Speaker 2: whole question after does anyway? Okay, so let's eat some cereal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Jews racing out of Egypt couldn't have the bread, couldn't rise,
Speaker 2: and so they eat on leven bread on Passover. Okay,
Speaker 2: we do, yes, great, all right, so I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: down to the cereal. I am not Jewish, so I'm
Speaker 2: just following your lead. I don't know which one you
Speaker 2: want first. I'm going to grab the one with the
Speaker 2: most interesting name. This is from Leebers since nineteen thirty nine.
Speaker 2: Cocoa Vanilla, Ringio's. Oh they're ringios and the box are
Speaker 2: looking like the letters are there. It's not very clear. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's kind of like maybe it was a copy
Speaker 2: of a copy and they did like the cereal and
Speaker 2: a green screen or something.
Speaker 1: Like chocolate vanilla cheerios.
Speaker 2: Uh, well, one would think they have interesting openings, you
Speaker 2: just like it has the zip strip on it. Oh now,
Speaker 2: how big is the bag inside of this box going
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: A baby It's going to be infant size.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's always foil. I love the foil bags. It
Speaker 2: keeps it fresher because this stuff says it's good until
Speaker 2: I don't know, probably next passover.
Speaker 1: I kind of miss doing it the other way, if
Speaker 1: I'm being honest with you, really, I miss sitting next
Speaker 1: to you. Well, this is an Oh my god, these
Speaker 1: o's are huge. Oh my god. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I feel about that.
Speaker 2: I will say though they smell very good. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: miss sitting next to you. Do you miss sitting next
Speaker 2: to me? It's just different like this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's hard to see you with all this machinery
Speaker 1: in the way.
Speaker 2: So just swing that micro stand out of the way, no,
Speaker 2: because it doesn't help. Thank you very much, Andrew for
Speaker 2: the organic Valley Whole milk today, so welcome. How much
Speaker 2: did this cost?
Speaker 1: Eight dollars? Actually seven dollars, sorry, seven ninety nine. I
Speaker 1: bet no, seven dollars. Got three dollars back.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's expired, but that's cool.
Speaker 1: Now it's not April third.
Speaker 2: Here you go.
Speaker 1: I checked it because I knew that's the first thing
Speaker 1: you would do. These are absurd, right.
Speaker 2: You can only get like one or two in your
Speaker 2: mouth at once. What the hell am I supposed to
Speaker 2: do with this? Eat it? This is too big? They're massive.
Speaker 2: You can take one chocolate and one vanilla on your
Speaker 2: spoon at once, and let's try it. You're ready. See
Speaker 2: the flavor would be okay, But the consistency of the cereal,
Speaker 2: I'm not a fan. It's kind of like styrofoam, right,
Speaker 2: It's almost like chocolate and vanilla packing peanuts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was about to say that.
Speaker 2: So next shipman you get from US, I will pack
Speaker 2: with this cereal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not quite my tempo, not a fam I give
Speaker 1: it two bowls.
Speaker 2: I was going to say the same for a passover cereal.
Speaker 2: It's not the worst. Look. If this is all I
Speaker 2: could eat on Passover and I couldn't have my cocoa pebbles,
Speaker 2: I would have some coco vanilla ringios. I try it again.
Speaker 2: Still not goub no. So here's what I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: this time, Andy. Because I don't have a pad, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna write a two S two look at that. Okay,
Speaker 2: so now other Scott will know that, Oh I got
Speaker 2: a marker on my finger.
Speaker 1: Ugh.
Speaker 2: Okay, now we'll move on to I don't know. I
Speaker 2: just want to go like the the best of the worst.
Speaker 2: Everything is chocolate this time around. But there are pieces
Speaker 2: of the cereal stuck to the roof of my mouth
Speaker 2: and I cannot remove them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and wait a minute, my teeth and everything. We're
Speaker 1: not gonna be able to take a break in this episode,
Speaker 1: are we?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We are we are, because I'll go We'll be back
Speaker 1: right after this and then I'll do the I'll make
Speaker 1: the noise myself unless you have some like commercial music system.
Speaker 1: My gosh, I'm sure there is some stuff in here,
Speaker 1: but I you know, I wasn't prepared, Andrew, You're never prepared.
Speaker 1: It's really sad how far you've let this podcast fall in.
Speaker 2: Are you kidding? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You don't send me noises. You don't do cereal graveyards,
Speaker 1: you don't do your flashbacks, you don't do anything anymore.
Speaker 1: There's so much relies on me. I have to edit
Speaker 1: the video, I have to upload.
Speaker 2: Serial Killers time fillers.
Speaker 1: You never sent me that I would play that every
Speaker 1: time you talk.
Speaker 2: I just found it. Yeah, it's nice. Send it to me.
Speaker 2: There's so much stuff in here that we have how
Speaker 2: to send it in this system. It's so hard, you
Speaker 2: know what? Technically? This next cereal is this Serial Killers
Speaker 2: in turn National. Okay, all three of these cereals are
Speaker 2: a product of Israel, even though they're distributed by companies
Speaker 2: in New Jersey. Yeah, they're from Israel. Chuck O Rios. Now,
Speaker 2: I feel like we've had chuckle rios before because the
Speaker 2: name is funny, but it was not on our list.
Speaker 2: Right behind there is cocoaages, So you know what, maybe
Speaker 2: it just sounded the same here, cocoaoos. That's right, Coco
Speaker 2: roos multimeal. So do you want to do chuckle rios
Speaker 2: or do you want to do real cocoa flavored Crispy O's.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I'm gonna do chocoreos chocoreos next.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, This is from the company that I
Speaker 2: can't pronounce. It's pasks p A s K E s Z.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Does that sound right? Pasquies. We did
Speaker 2: one from them last year. I don't remember which flavor.
Speaker 2: You can check Serial Killers PC dot Com, and these
Speaker 2: cereals are really not widely available across the country. You'd
Speaker 2: have to go on Amazon to find them or some
Speaker 2: local supermarkets. Oh this is gonna be bad too. I
Speaker 2: just I do love. These rings are gigantic. I'm gonna quit.
Speaker 2: These rings are gigantic. They are. Yeah, they're pretty much
Speaker 2: the same as the other ones. They're just no vanilla
Speaker 2: in here, and it's from a different company. Oh great,
Speaker 2: let's say, I'm just gonna Why do they keep doing this?
Speaker 2: I don't get it. Why are you making your food
Speaker 2: abnormally large? Big, big Andrew?
Speaker 1: It was like when big Puffs came out the Reese's
Speaker 1: once up there. I don't need to think big. Nobody does.
Speaker 2: Or the capt'n crunch XL.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody needs to be thinking big anymore. Quarantine did
Speaker 1: us all dirty? We don't need giant foods now, God
Speaker 1: bless well.
Speaker 2: Not for cereal anyway. Cereal shouldn't be this big, No,
Speaker 2: because it scratches up to the roof of your mouth
Speaker 2: so terribly. Here you go. Okay, Oh god, this looks
Speaker 2: like literal crap. This looks like dog poop. And look
Speaker 2: at that. If I told you a dog just pooped
Speaker 2: in there. You'd be like, oh, yeah, actually they look
Speaker 2: like some sort of animal's Buttholeugh right, one too. Three, No,
Speaker 2: you're pretty much the same as the other one. I
Speaker 2: do like the cocoa flavoring better on this one. No,
Speaker 2: great crunchy taste. Sweetened corn rings with real cocoa. No,
Speaker 2: wait a minute, hold on. So it says this is
Speaker 2: kind of a I don't know what's the word when
Speaker 2: it says two different things, not a oxymoron. But it's
Speaker 2: help me, Andrew, stop looking at your phone. I don't
Speaker 2: know what contradicting itself. Okay, it says sweetened cereal rings
Speaker 2: with real cocoa, great crunchy taste, artificially flavored. How is
Speaker 2: real cocoa artificially flavored? They don't actullally know that's funny.
Speaker 2: Let's see ingredients tap Yoka stars, dehydrated potato flakes, potato stars,
Speaker 2: sugar gluecoase, coco, vanilla artificial. Oh, that's what's artificial. The
Speaker 2: vanilla is artificial. May contain almonds, hazel nuts, or cashews.
Speaker 2: I give this two bowls as well. I just think
Speaker 2: it's not good. I'm gonna do the same. Not a
Speaker 2: fan I mean, but if you see, that's the thing,
Speaker 2: if you have to have a passover cereal. We're trying
Speaker 2: to tell you which ones are the best. And I
Speaker 2: don't think it's the ease. I think it's the crazy
Speaker 2: amount of Schevitz, the Magician, the one that had the cara. No,
Speaker 2: the Manishievitz one was like cream fill. The one you're
Speaker 2: thinking of was like crow nose or something whatever. It
Speaker 2: was still good. A S S two A two not
Speaker 2: a S S. Why would you say it was ass?
Speaker 2: I didn't mean that. I meant a T S two.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Very interesting, mister Scott.
Speaker 2: And we'll be back.
Speaker 1: Right after this, right after this D.
Speaker 2: And we're back. No, why I need a longer pause? Why?
Speaker 1: Or at least tell me where it is in here?
Speaker 1: How many minutes are we in?
Speaker 2: Like twelve? Okay?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 2: Is that cool? Yeah? I'll remember it and not really,
Speaker 2: but I just wanted to play that. That was fun.
Speaker 2: Remember when we did that. I do.
Speaker 1: I'm Wilburd Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty years.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just like the Greatest Hits collection. Poor wilf
Speaker 2: for Brimley. He's dead. I just have diabetes in my box.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you.
Speaker 1: Should send me these? What you should send me these?
Speaker 1: This's way I could put them into the box.
Speaker 2: But in order for me to send you these, I
Speaker 2: have to.
Speaker 1: Listen to them in real time, and they are one
Speaker 1: minute each and it takes me so long to convert
Speaker 1: it to an MP three. But Andy, would you mind
Speaker 1: uploading the video to YouTube, converting it as an MP four,
Speaker 1: also uploading this.
Speaker 2: Also doing that.
Speaker 1: It's not that hard, Andy, I should be able to
Speaker 1: do it, but I don't.
Speaker 2: But it's so strenuous for me to get this for you.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, no, no, no, no, please let's move on
Speaker 2: to Geffen Crispyos.
Speaker 1: This is why millennials are quitting the workforce, because we
Speaker 1: have to work under boomers like you.
Speaker 2: Guys who are like, I'm not I am boomer.
Speaker 1: You are so lazy And the avocado told such you're
Speaker 1: reading is so expensive? But can you convert the Stuipedia
Speaker 1: for me? Oh please, You're such a jerk. I'm just
Speaker 1: speaking the truth. Geffen Real Cocoa Flavorite Crispyo is Andrew.
Speaker 1: It's kosher for passover, cholesterol free and fat free.
Speaker 2: And this one comes in a white bag. Okay, that
Speaker 2: tears apart instantly. You hate your favorite. Yeah, we had
Speaker 2: one of these Geffen's last year. I remember which flavor
Speaker 2: we took, but chances are it wasn't great. Yeah, probably not.
Speaker 2: This one smells good, strong cocoa hints. Oh, just took
Speaker 2: us off the air here.
Speaker 1: I'm just making sure we might have gotten tickets to
Speaker 1: the White House thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, ready, one, two, three, Now these aren't terrible. The
Speaker 2: consistency is a little bit better.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to actually taste it. It really doesn't have
Speaker 1: a taste.
Speaker 2: See, the milk really does make a difference. It washes
Speaker 2: it out. The whole milk really makes a difference. It's creamier. Well,
Speaker 2: throw your waistline. Therefore, I kind of like this one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give this one three balls, No, two balls
Speaker 2: and a spoon. Two and a spoon. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: love it.
Speaker 1: It has a weird taste. Yeah, like it's milky. I
Speaker 1: don't know it's milky because there's a lot of milk
Speaker 1: in it. No, but it also, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: it doesn't have like a strong chocolate taste. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I'm eating. Like, I can't explain the taste
Speaker 1: of that cereal. It doesn't taste chocolatey, it almost tats
Speaker 1: vanilla e. The serving suggestion has bananas in it. Bananas bananas, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I.
Speaker 2: Could see it.
Speaker 1: They sing better with bananas, tapioca stars, sugar, cocoa powder. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: the tapioca I could tell you for sure, because it
Speaker 1: almost has like boba tea. You know, when you have
Speaker 1: boba you've never probably had it.
Speaker 2: Those are things that blow up in your mouth. You
Speaker 2: got the little pearls. It has like that kind of
Speaker 2: taste to it. Cocoa powdered glucose syrup, dietary fibrous chicory,
Speaker 2: mono and diglycerize of fatty acids, salt, artificial flavoring. Why artificial? Why?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Is it the worst, absolutely not? But is it good?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: But we have had regular non passover type cereals that
Speaker 2: are worse than that. Yes, there's no doubt about it.
Speaker 2: Absolutely So that's it. Yeah, all right, Well great, anything else?
Speaker 2: Andrew not really, I only had three. I must say.
Speaker 2: Kolsure for passover cereals or food in general, are expensive,
Speaker 2: af I can imagine, so each one of those boxes
Speaker 2: were six dollars on sale. Wow. Yeah, so I didn't
Speaker 2: get four or five or six.
Speaker 1: You not worry. You did your best and that's all
Speaker 1: that counts. I appreciate you all right. On the next
Speaker 1: serial Killers, Oh, I forgot we had teases for a second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know we're sis. I think On the Next
Speaker 2: Serial Killers, we're finally going to get to our friend Corene,
Speaker 2: who we sent the new Reese's Cluster Puff cereal two.
Speaker 2: We still haven't done that. Yeah, I've kind of been
Speaker 2: putting it off just because it's the same thing. Okay,
Speaker 2: it is what it is. But maybe I'll bring in
Speaker 2: the Reese's Bunny cereal also, since it's just a different
Speaker 2: shape but probably exactly the same. I'm in. Are you in? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 2: let's go this episode? Eh, I liked it. It's all right.
Speaker 2: Thank you all so much for listening. We really do
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Speaker 2: In the eight, the top eight. In the future. Yeah,
Speaker 2: in the fututa, I do like the Superman box better.
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