WEBVTT - Babes, Boobs, and Who’s Bill? 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:07.880 Hello, gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Lala, Hello, gorgeous, 0:00:07.920 --> 0:00:11.920 Welcome back to untraditionally, Lala. I am here with my family, 0:00:12.280 --> 0:00:17.279 my mama, techie. Hello, Hello, how are you? 0:00:17.880 --> 0:00:21.520 I'm tired? Tired? It's ten o'clock the day. You aren't tired? 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.760 Well, do we know why she's tired because ships through 0:00:26.760 --> 0:00:27.640 the fog every night. 0:00:28.640 --> 0:00:32.800 I'm tired of being tired of being tired, Grandpa. 0:00:33.400 --> 0:00:36.040 I think I'm tired too, because ocean was up. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:40.040 Oh no, I heard her rustling in her in her 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:41.600 bed opening seaweed. 0:00:42.280 --> 0:00:48.800 Yeah, she's a seaweed with seaweed like the little packets. Yes, 0:00:48.920 --> 0:00:51.199 I have a snack cupboard and Sosa sits at it 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:51.919 and wins. 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:55.240 We may need to put the snack cupboard off the ground. 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:58.680 It needs to go somewhere because these kids are upsits 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.880 Like every time I look over, he is at it 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:01.640 trying to open. 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:02.800 We don't happen. 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:05.680 We don't have handles on the cabinets. 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:08.480 No, she just got She'll look at it and push 0:01:08.520 --> 0:01:16.600 on it and then why's like man, and it gets quicker. 0:01:22.000 --> 0:01:27.039 You guys, last night ocean was crushing the season. 0:01:27.160 --> 0:01:31.080 Rushing it, Bro, Can I tell you I come downstairs. 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:33.800 Her room is a disgrace, which means she was up 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:38.000 all night doing putting her dolls to bed, making beds 0:01:38.000 --> 0:01:38.399 for them. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:40.360 She loves making beds. 0:01:40.680 --> 0:01:44.040 Not just demolished because she turned her bed into a 0:01:44.040 --> 0:01:46.880 bed for her stuffed animals, so many skirts all over 0:01:46.920 --> 0:01:49.800 the floor. She came up to my room and slept 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:50.600 in my bed. 0:01:50.880 --> 0:01:52.320 After she tuckered herself out. 0:01:52.640 --> 0:01:54.600 She chuckered herself out. She had a solid like three 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:56.520 hours of sleep by going too her room. I was like, bro, 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:59.040 what happened last night? She goes, I was just playing 0:01:59.080 --> 0:01:59.880 around a little bit, but. 0:02:01.760 --> 0:02:05.800 A little bit what a lot of bet I saw. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:09.760 No, you need to put childlocks on her closet doors. 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:13.120 No, it's fine, there's where we go back. 0:02:12.960 --> 0:02:14.679 In there and all of her clothes are going to 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:15.040 be out. 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:15.600 I know. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.680 But can I tell you she got up this morning 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:20.080 and she was so cute. She made her bed. I 0:02:20.160 --> 0:02:22.640 heard you in the other room like it was the 0:02:22.639 --> 0:02:25.400 cutest thing. And then she comes in my room and 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:28.080 dims the light so it's not bright. It shows me 0:02:28.200 --> 0:02:31.160 her makeup you had given her and her outfit, and 0:02:31.200 --> 0:02:32.200 she was feeling herself. 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:33.200 It was really cute. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.400 It was so adorable. She got herself dressed this morning. 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:39.400 She was she picked out her outfit last night, laid 0:02:39.440 --> 0:02:42.360 it out, got herself dressed. It was not a fight. 0:02:42.480 --> 0:02:45.960 Usually it's a freaking argument every morning, being like, you 0:02:46.000 --> 0:02:49.680 cannot wear a hot pink striped shirt with a green 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:53.840 plaid skirt and hot pink shoes and hot pink shoes. 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:57.960 It's horrendous. And you know, normally when she comes out 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:00.560 of the room and it's like not a school day, I'm. 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:01.639 Like, you look amazing. 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:04.640 I love it. But the other morning, I was like 0:03:05.000 --> 0:03:06.760 on a hundred and I was not trying to hear 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:08.520 anything she had to say. And I was like, I'm 0:03:08.520 --> 0:03:11.560 gonna be honest with you, Ocean. That outfit is beautiful 0:03:11.600 --> 0:03:15.640 in the house for school, horrendous. It doesn't match. You 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:16.440 cannot wear it. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:17.639 People are going to see. 0:03:17.720 --> 0:03:19.680 She likes stripes and plaids together. 0:03:20.600 --> 0:03:28.200 Great, I'm all about mixing your prints right the right horrendous. 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.280 Well, she let her thrive in her colors. All right, 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:32.079 you bring back. 0:03:32.360 --> 0:03:36.640 So we woke up at six thirty, which normally we 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:40.920 do seven, but I turn on the Today Show and 0:03:40.960 --> 0:03:44.920 they're showing like the blizzard that like had hit the 0:03:44.960 --> 0:03:47.760 East coast or whatever, and she's looking at it like this. 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:54.680 She goes, oh my gosh, are you seeing this? Mom? 0:03:54.960 --> 0:03:55.360 Snow? 0:03:56.040 --> 0:03:58.720 Is that real? Is that even real? I'm like, this, 0:03:58.840 --> 0:04:02.320 poor kid, we take her to you. She's watching it 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:03.240 on the TV. 0:04:03.240 --> 0:04:07.440 Thinking that it's not real. How sad. We are getting 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:14.200 to the airport and it started snowing. I know, let's getsay, 0:04:14.360 --> 0:04:15.920 let's get your tsa. 0:04:16.360 --> 0:04:18.440 I know, but we like put her up against the window, 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:22.760 against the window, I know, SA. 0:04:24.360 --> 0:04:26.720 Eighty five parkas and didn't have to wear one. 0:04:26.839 --> 0:04:30.320 I have to use them and right, and. 0:04:30.240 --> 0:04:32.480 Then unpacked my parkas to go to the airport. I'm like, 0:04:32.520 --> 0:04:33.679 it's fucking freezy. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:39.120 I mean my parkau. Oh it happened. Oh I went 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:39.680 on a date. 0:04:40.160 --> 0:04:44.480 I went on a date, an actual date. 0:04:45.600 --> 0:04:48.320 She's so lazy she makes me drive her to the date. 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:52.400 Well, on another note, East and I were following those 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:57.839 cars that drive themselves to too many things. 0:04:58.560 --> 0:04:59.560 Did hold on? 0:04:59.600 --> 0:05:03.200 I want to here go And we're talking about all 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:07.120 the mishaps that have happened in those like going by 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:10.240 a crime scene. Remember the police had their guns drums 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:15.960 and it drives bynger. 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.200 Yeah, no, he was ducking behind a seat, I'd assume. 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:21.160 But then there was one guy, he's just filming himself. 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.400 He's in the back of it. It's stuck going in 0:05:23.440 --> 0:05:25.120 a loop, and he goes and I can't get out. 0:05:25.640 --> 0:05:29.520 I'd throw up. I have any then. 0:05:29.920 --> 0:05:30.760 Not only that. 0:05:32.240 --> 0:05:36.440 Controversial for sure on both ends, but a mom put 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:39.640 her daughter into one but opened the door for her, 0:05:39.720 --> 0:05:41.960 and there was a gentleman sitting in the back in 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:45.560 the trunk, in the trunk like where you open the tailgate. 0:05:45.800 --> 0:05:48.360 It's not like a trunk, but like behind. 0:05:48.040 --> 0:05:48.880 Me where you were. 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:51.040 Hatch back. 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:53.920 Yeah, you know, they only have one. It's a Jaguar. 0:05:54.160 --> 0:05:56.960 But yeah, pretty nice car, very nice car. 0:05:57.040 --> 0:05:59.200 But who do you judge, the guy in the back 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:02.800 waiting for the passenger, or the or the mother putting 0:06:02.800 --> 0:06:04.080 in her kid into the car. 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:06.560 It reminds me of Ramona Singer when she wanted to 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:08.720 go to a party with Kelly Bensimone and so she 0:06:08.800 --> 0:06:12.839 put she put avery in a taxi in New York 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:13.800 City by herself. 0:06:14.200 --> 0:06:19.080 I wanted to. 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:22.560 Go how long the party with that guy? What is 0:06:22.600 --> 0:06:25.880 his name? Uh, Perez Hilton. She wanted to go to 0:06:25.880 --> 0:06:26.840 the Perez Hilton event. 0:06:26.920 --> 0:06:30.120 That took me back, so she sent she sent different 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:32.120 times for sure, crazy. 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:34.720 I don't know the way MOS freaked me out. Anyway, 0:06:34.760 --> 0:06:36.080 I went on a day with a boy and I 0:06:36.160 --> 0:06:38.640 was telling mom the interaction of how the day got 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:41.680 set up and Jenna had just come over for us 0:06:41.720 --> 0:06:44.599 to work out, and Mom is doing the dishes and 0:06:44.680 --> 0:06:49.839 starts sobbing. Well, it was what I. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.080 Deserved to go on a cute day. 0:06:52.240 --> 0:07:01.520 How sad fucking sad? Okay, yeah, I know this is 0:07:02.080 --> 0:07:04.039 it is sad. It's really sad. 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.360 Sobbing cleaning baby bottles. 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:09.200 I was like tears, really. 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:11.960 And then she was very clein They're like, no, you 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:15.280 deserve this. I was like, you guards, it's a dinner, dinner, dude, 0:07:15.280 --> 0:07:17.680 you will feed myself and it's just someone else is 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:18.400 going to pay for it. 0:07:18.880 --> 0:07:21.119 I know that one's last time you went on a date. 0:07:21.640 --> 0:07:24.440 Well, I know, exactly almost five. We're venturing and we're 0:07:24.440 --> 0:07:25.080 in the fifth year. 0:07:25.720 --> 0:07:26.720 Was still in office. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:35.160 That's not true. I was sorry, that's not true, completely untrue. Well, 0:07:35.200 --> 0:07:37.880 I mean the last time I actually dated somebody, I 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:41.160 mean twenty twenty two. 0:07:42.000 --> 0:07:44.320 See, this is a beautiful thing that you're going out on. 0:07:44.400 --> 0:07:44.600 I can. 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:47.120 I can literally recall the last date I went on, 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:52.239 because it was the week before Ocean's second birthday. 0:07:53.080 --> 0:07:55.120 I was going to say, a week before she was born. 0:07:55.160 --> 0:07:56.600 I was going to say, maybe that was why she 0:07:56.720 --> 0:07:57.080 didn't go. 0:07:57.160 --> 0:08:01.280 Well, no, yeah, I remember that. 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:02.560 Tell us about your date. 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:05.160 It was cute, it was whatever. It's not going anywhere. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.920 I find him to be wonderful and entertaining. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:12.280 Weired him on speakerphone, and I think he carries on 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:13.600 a conversation really well. 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:20.160 And that's we can literally talk about anything and everything. 0:08:20.440 --> 0:08:25.040 And he's very good looking, super sexy, big as fuck, 0:08:26.600 --> 0:08:30.360 but very young, and just certain things that we talk about. 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.560 It's like, Okay, I know there's an age gap, there's 0:08:33.600 --> 0:08:36.839 a Hella age gap, but also like I don't think 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:38.880 I'm his person, and I don't think he's my person 0:08:43.520 --> 0:08:45.240 talking by the way, I could talk to him about 0:08:45.240 --> 0:08:49.600 anything anything, Like can I tell you he was teaching 0:08:49.600 --> 0:08:52.200 me this stretch And the first time I met him, 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:55.800 he showed me this stretch. Okay, not sexual, not sexual, 0:08:56.480 --> 0:08:59.040 but like you sit on your knees and then you 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:02.360 slowly lean and you have to use your core. So 0:09:02.400 --> 0:09:05.000 we were talking about this at dinner and he was like, 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:07.480 what don't you like about that stretch? And I was like, 0:09:07.640 --> 0:09:09.560 I don't like the amount of pressure I feel in 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:13.960 my asshole when I'm leaning back. Looks like fair, that 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:15.200 sounds uncomfortable? 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:19.680 Yeah, good pressure? Just get a pillow under your butt? 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:23.199 What do you mean no, when I'm leaning back? I 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:25.720 don't know all core strength. Bottom line is I talked 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:29.679 about pressure in my asshole. All right, that's someone who 0:09:29.720 --> 0:09:30.959 you know is a lifelong friend. 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:32.640 Totally. 0:09:33.360 --> 0:09:35.600 That's all I'm going to say. The date, it was great. 0:09:36.040 --> 0:09:39.000 To date was great. He had texted me earlier and 0:09:39.000 --> 0:09:40.760 he was like, Hey, when we go and meet up 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:44.320 with my friend, he wants to see photos of the 0:09:44.320 --> 0:09:46.480 potential women that you're going to bring in. I was 0:09:46.520 --> 0:09:50.440 like everyone exactly. I was like, everyone has plants tonight. 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:52.880 So what I'm going to do is get dinner with 0:09:52.920 --> 0:09:55.120 you and then release you and your friend into the 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:57.280 wild to wreak havoc. And he was like that sounds great, 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:57.840 sounds good. 0:09:58.240 --> 0:10:01.280 But he drove, He drove here from out of town. 0:10:01.720 --> 0:10:04.440 He did, how many gesture are I mean? 0:10:04.640 --> 0:10:12.280 Yeah? Far? Yeah? Talk about mom and. 0:10:12.240 --> 0:10:16.160 I trying to cook the other night Rice, Oh. 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:21.920 I hate cooking it. I hate it. And then you 0:10:21.960 --> 0:10:24.480 tell me my hair is wafting. That was another thing 0:10:24.520 --> 0:10:26.640 you were telling me in the kitchen. 0:10:27.720 --> 0:10:28.959 You want her hair. 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:31.440 And she doesn't. It had been eleven days, you guys, 0:10:31.480 --> 0:10:39.960 eleven days since my mother had it's really dry. 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:40.640 As a rebuttal. 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:47.600 She got it blown out professionally before Utah and Bitch 0:10:47.679 --> 0:10:50.920 rocked it into the wheels off. I looked at her 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:55.240 yesterday and was like, bro, that needs to be submerged 0:10:55.320 --> 0:10:58.280 into a fuse. 0:10:58.520 --> 0:11:00.680 I tried to wash it several prior. 0:11:00.840 --> 0:11:04.160 You kept going, well the first why don't you watch it? 0:11:04.400 --> 0:11:05.040 YadA YadA? 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:08.280 You because you pick the worst time. You pick when 0:11:08.320 --> 0:11:10.839 people have just arrived to come hang out. You pick 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:12.720 when I'm trying to go to bed to start the 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:18.400 blow dry. It's like fucking pick a normal hour. Please, 0:11:18.800 --> 0:11:21.480 for the love of God, can I tell you my 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.960 bathroom do it? Which is no big deal? 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:28.560 Fine hour? Then we're all girls here hold on, Like 0:11:28.720 --> 0:11:30.040 at nine thirty. 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:33.199 At night when I'm just shy of my blackout mask. 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.120 You wish you wish you were up at night. 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:42.040 Here's the other thing, Like Lauren, you at a normal hour, 0:11:42.080 --> 0:11:44.280 it's like, well, it's seven thirty. 0:11:44.440 --> 0:11:49.920 A normal hour. It's seven o'clock getting bad. 0:11:52.320 --> 0:11:54.160 But you know what, I'm just start making you have 0:11:54.200 --> 0:11:56.640 my morning routine and let's see how panics you get 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:57.480 when the clocks. 0:11:58.520 --> 0:12:00.600 No, can I tell you one last to make fun 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:05.079 of me. You're morning duty? Then how about that? No? No, no, no, no, 0:12:05.480 --> 0:12:06.040 how about that? 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:09.760 No, I'm an evening duty. I make the lunch at night, 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:12.800 I do my deals your morning, all. 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:16.199 Right, So then don't don't talk about my bedtime routine 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:21.720 and insult me about it. Well, you're waking up to negotiate, 0:12:22.400 --> 0:12:25.760 and then Jenna arrives and you have to then feed 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:28.800 the baby. Take the baby upstairs. I'm working out in chaos. 0:12:28.920 --> 0:12:33.560 You saw the video. You saw the fucking video my morning. 0:12:33.720 --> 0:12:35.359 I want you to see how panic. 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:40.080 Youate it from your mornings. I raised two children. 0:12:40.120 --> 0:12:46.400 I'm my dad, me up every morning morning while you 0:12:46.400 --> 0:12:47.240 were still asleep. 0:12:48.679 --> 0:12:50.679 All right, I have to take. 0:12:52.640 --> 0:12:53.120 Take it back. 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:55.640 She comes over after washing her hair, and I know 0:12:55.840 --> 0:12:57.480 it was at a decent hour because it was like 0:12:57.520 --> 0:12:59.720 eight thirty when she came over to and she goes, 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.840 this is why I don't wash my hair, because it's 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:04.719 just a poof, And I go, well, what did you 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:05.080 put it in? 0:13:05.640 --> 0:13:06.640 Candy? Yeah? 0:13:06.920 --> 0:13:10.560 And I go, okay, what products did you put into 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:12.120 your hair after you showered? 0:13:12.720 --> 0:13:13.120 Nothing? 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:15.400 Oh? Nothing, you go product list. 0:13:16.000 --> 0:13:17.160 Well, I put some oil in it. 0:13:17.200 --> 0:13:20.120 After since said that, I went up in your bathroom 0:13:20.160 --> 0:13:21.040 and got some oale. 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:23.240 Your hair looks great and you did it on your amazing. 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:25.760 I'm sorry that we attacked you. Just now, I don't 0:13:25.840 --> 0:13:28.600 even care. All right, let's talk about us cooking. So 0:13:29.280 --> 0:13:32.240 our plan was to make we have our friend over. 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:37.160 His name's Nick. Joe is his partner. Joe has to 0:13:37.720 --> 0:13:40.080 be out of town, and Joe was very worried about 0:13:40.120 --> 0:13:42.120 what Nick was going to eat because Nick is very picky. 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:43.240 And I was like, we will take. 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:43.800 Hair of baby. 0:13:44.080 --> 0:13:46.400 And Joe's the cook every time they come over. Joe 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:49.680 cooks for us, cleans. Now it's just us, and I 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:52.160 was like, we will take care of baby. You just 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:53.880 go do your thing, Joe. So he comes over and 0:13:53.920 --> 0:13:58.440 we're making terryaki chicken karaoki rice bowls or whatever. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:13:59.720 Yeah, okay. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:02.880 So I get out this ginormous pot to start making 0:14:02.880 --> 0:14:04.920 the rice and I just start filling it up with water. 0:14:05.480 --> 0:14:08.160 And I was like, I guess that I should measure 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:12.600 the water based on how much rice I'm gonna be cooking. 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:16.120 And then I didn't want to waste the water, so 0:14:16.160 --> 0:14:19.680 I'm like trying to like dump it into little cups 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:21.600 just to like save. 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:25.720 We could use filtered water, and we needed to. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:27.960 And it's like a little grita like that shit takes 0:14:27.960 --> 0:14:29.720 forever to fill up. So I was like trying to 0:14:29.720 --> 0:14:30.640 distribute the waters. 0:14:30.920 --> 0:14:33.600 Sad as you guys using distilled water to heat up 0:14:33.640 --> 0:14:35.800 that will already distill the fucking water. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:39.520 No, I thought that that was only the condensation. 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.040 That hurts in so many areas. 0:14:41.320 --> 0:14:44.440 I don't think that's true anyway, So were you going 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:45.240 to boil the water? 0:14:46.480 --> 0:14:48.560 Just wait? Okay? 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:53.640 So Mom is like rinsing the rice, not under the 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:58.040 regular fucking tap water after she just told me don't 0:14:58.120 --> 0:15:02.800 use tap water to the rice. Okay, So I'm washing 0:15:02.800 --> 0:15:04.960 her do it, and I like don't even fucking care. 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:10.880 I'm like whatever. So I finally get the two cups 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:13.600 into the pot for the four cups of rice that 0:15:13.640 --> 0:15:14.440 we want to make. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:17.560 Or what was it four cups of water rice? 0:15:18.360 --> 0:15:18.840 I don't know. 0:15:19.320 --> 0:15:21.800 I need the package. I need the package to read. 0:15:21.880 --> 0:15:25.280 Then I'll know whatever. So then Mom comes so far 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:30.800 and she dumps put it on the stove and I 0:15:30.840 --> 0:15:33.240 turned it on and we like go about our business. 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:36.920 It's just I'm worried. I think the I think the 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:38.800 water is supposed to come to a boil before we 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:42.760 put the rice in, which is enough, So then we 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:46.800 have to dump it out again, distribute the rise to 0:15:46.920 --> 0:15:50.200 a different bowl, get the water back in the pot, 0:15:50.560 --> 0:15:55.560 boil it. It was a nightmare paste it looked, and 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:59.040 then we overcook. It didn't look like rice. It looked 0:15:59.160 --> 0:16:05.520 like mush okayaste paste. I was dying. I first of all, 0:16:05.560 --> 0:16:09.560 I'm never cooking again. So as we're cooking, the fire 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:13.720 alarm starts going off okay, and Ocean is eating a 0:16:13.840 --> 0:16:17.560 snack her seaweed okay iPad in front of her. Because 0:16:17.560 --> 0:16:18.200 I don't give a. 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:22.840 Fuck, because it's some day, because give one fuck. I 0:16:22.920 --> 0:16:23.320 just don't. 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:27.120 I don't have it in me today. Sosa is on 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:29.600 my hip and I'm trying to get the fire alarm 0:16:29.640 --> 0:16:32.600 to stop. Moms at the front doesn't have her glasses on, 0:16:32.720 --> 0:16:34.480 so she's like, she's like, Lauren, I don't know how 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:37.480 to work this. I'm like, open the doors. Get the 0:16:37.520 --> 0:16:39.960 smoke down. She's like, there's no smoke anywhere, and I'm like, wow, 0:16:40.000 --> 0:16:41.720 that is true, there is no smoke. What the fuck 0:16:41.800 --> 0:16:45.400 is going on? So I put Sosa down. She sprints 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:51.520 to me, this little tiny tot sobbing. So after we get. 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:53.920 It and the dogs are having the dogs. 0:16:53.560 --> 0:16:56.680 Are having a cornary. Ocean finally gets up and she's 0:16:56.720 --> 0:16:58.920 like this and she loves to get in Sosa's face. 0:16:58.960 --> 0:17:02.680 She's like a baby. I did a baby, And I'm like, Ocean, 0:17:02.840 --> 0:17:05.960 she's like very traumatized with what just happened, So like, 0:17:06.000 --> 0:17:07.359 maybe just leave her alone for a minute. And she 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:08.480 just what just happened. 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:11.560 She did not even realize the fire life the. 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.000 Fire alarm went off. She goes the fire alarm went off. 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:17.480 I'm like, oh, us is a real problem. 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:21.600 You have two such opposite kids, the most opposite. 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.960 And it scares me that when she hears something like that, 0:17:25.119 --> 0:17:28.800 she doesn't know until she's engulfed in flames. That's a 0:17:28.840 --> 0:17:34.040 real fucking problem. And after that, yeah, tunes all of 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:38.360 us out. My one kid tunes us out. Doesn't care 0:17:38.400 --> 0:17:41.359 what you say to her. You tell Ocean or so 0:17:41.520 --> 0:17:45.840 Sa no for a snack, and she is in hysterics, 0:17:46.480 --> 0:17:50.560 like you just beat her. It's wild how different my 0:17:50.640 --> 0:17:51.040 kids are. 0:17:51.119 --> 0:17:53.840 Yeah, night and day day. 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:58.280 But also I do think there was too much IP 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:00.680 had time. And I know people who are going to 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:04.359 listen are going to say she knew the fire alarm 0:18:04.760 --> 0:18:06.600 or would know that the fire alarm was going off. 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:09.560 But it's the screen time. 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:13.080 Yeah, I don't know how to balance. The screen is 0:18:13.160 --> 0:18:13.800 way too much. 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:32.960 I'm just kidding. That's hysterical. Oh that is so funny. 0:18:33.600 --> 0:18:34.080 Look at her. 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:39.600 She's getting a real kick out of herself today. Yeah, 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:45.840 I agree with you, though. She's right, You guys spend 0:18:45.840 --> 0:18:50.080 way too much time in the coffee house. I also 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:53.679 we watched Southern Charm. I got caught up. She was 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:56.400 so good. It does not get the credit it deserves. 0:18:56.880 --> 0:18:58.720 Or maybe it does. And I'm just out of the loop. 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:00.800 I'm a little boy crazy right now. So I don't 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:01.800 know what the fuck is going on. 0:19:01.880 --> 0:19:03.800 You're in your You're in your love bubble. 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:10.200 I really hate that. I hate that I have punched 0:19:10.240 --> 0:19:13.120 me the next time, Willia, I love that. 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:16.159 I'd love to punch me. 0:19:18.080 --> 0:19:23.639 Lisa a real kick out of herself anyway, and it 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:26.000 was one of the episodes that I was watching where 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:29.440 Madison Lacroix goes into labor and her mom can't find 0:19:29.440 --> 0:19:30.719 her glasses. 0:19:30.560 --> 0:19:34.280 And is driving them to and Madison. 0:19:33.880 --> 0:19:36.160 To the hospital to have this baby in the dark. 0:19:37.240 --> 0:19:41.240 You know you're has this happened to drive at night? 0:19:41.320 --> 0:19:43.440 So I am driving the day. 0:19:45.960 --> 0:19:49.600 And it's always an excuse my eyes, my car. 0:19:51.320 --> 0:19:53.080 We got her car back, and do you want to 0:19:53.160 --> 0:19:57.359 drive it? Yeah? I'm okay. 0:19:57.640 --> 0:20:03.359 I like to be driven. You're driving this daisy. I 0:20:03.640 --> 0:20:05.000 don't even want to get into it anyway. 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:07.080 She has to take her to her appointment because she 0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:07.760 can't drive there. 0:20:08.520 --> 0:20:11.120 Can I tell you guys something? Friend, Let me tell 0:20:11.119 --> 0:20:14.040 you guys something. This is where I drew the line. 0:20:14.080 --> 0:20:16.680 All right, my poor brother, you have a great heart. 0:20:18.200 --> 0:20:20.879 He had to drive my grown ass mother to the 0:20:20.920 --> 0:20:23.840 gaynacologist and sit in the waiting room. 0:20:25.160 --> 0:20:29.320 I did. After she went in, I did think to myself, 0:20:29.520 --> 0:20:30.560 what the fuck am I doing? 0:20:30.760 --> 0:20:33.280 Yeah, now there were a lot of lots going through 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:35.080 my mind, and I did exit the. 0:20:35.040 --> 0:20:38.520 Building thought I need to get out of this. I 0:20:38.760 --> 0:20:39.639 love the feeling I have. 0:20:40.600 --> 0:20:42.919 I said, there has to be a people already think 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:44.600 we're fucking weird. Now you got used to drive me 0:20:44.600 --> 0:20:46.800 into the guano. It can't happen again. 0:20:46.880 --> 0:20:49.560 It has a fish take there, he can enjoy the fish. 0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:56.800 And and he got a kick out of. 0:20:56.720 --> 0:20:59.960