Speaker 1: Hello, gorgeous, it's Lala Kent. Welcome to untraditionally, Lala, Hello, gorgeous,
Speaker 1: Welcome back to untraditionally, Lala. I am here with my family,
Speaker 1: my mama, techie. Hello, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 2: I'm tired? Tired? It's ten o'clock the day. You aren't tired?
Speaker 1: Well, do we know why she's tired because ships through
Speaker 1: the fog every night.
Speaker 2: I'm tired of being tired of being tired, Grandpa.
Speaker 3: I think I'm tired too, because ocean was up.
Speaker 4: Oh no, I heard her rustling in her in her
Speaker 4: bed opening seaweed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's a seaweed with seaweed like the little packets. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have a snack cupboard and Sosa sits at it
Speaker 1: and wins.
Speaker 2: We may need to put the snack cupboard off the ground.
Speaker 1: It needs to go somewhere because these kids are upsits
Speaker 1: Like every time I look over, he is at it
Speaker 1: trying to open.
Speaker 2: We don't happen.
Speaker 1: We don't have handles on the cabinets.
Speaker 5: No, she just got She'll look at it and push
Speaker 5: on it and then why's like man, and it gets quicker.
Speaker 4: You guys, last night ocean was crushing the season.
Speaker 1: Rushing it, Bro, Can I tell you I come downstairs.
Speaker 1: Her room is a disgrace, which means she was up
Speaker 1: all night doing putting her dolls to bed, making beds
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 2: She loves making beds.
Speaker 1: Not just demolished because she turned her bed into a
Speaker 1: bed for her stuffed animals, so many skirts all over
Speaker 1: the floor. She came up to my room and slept
Speaker 1: in my bed.
Speaker 2: After she tuckered herself out.
Speaker 1: She chuckered herself out. She had a solid like three
Speaker 1: hours of sleep by going too her room. I was like, bro,
Speaker 1: what happened last night? She goes, I was just playing
Speaker 1: around a little bit, but.
Speaker 3: A little bit what a lot of bet I saw.
Speaker 2: No, you need to put childlocks on her closet doors.
Speaker 1: No, it's fine, there's where we go back.
Speaker 2: In there and all of her clothes are going to
Speaker 2: be out.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: But can I tell you she got up this morning
Speaker 4: and she was so cute. She made her bed. I
Speaker 4: heard you in the other room like it was the
Speaker 4: cutest thing. And then she comes in my room and
Speaker 4: dims the light so it's not bright. It shows me
Speaker 4: her makeup you had given her and her outfit, and
Speaker 4: she was feeling herself.
Speaker 3: It was really cute.
Speaker 1: It was so adorable. She got herself dressed this morning.
Speaker 1: She was she picked out her outfit last night, laid
Speaker 1: it out, got herself dressed. It was not a fight.
Speaker 1: Usually it's a freaking argument every morning, being like, you
Speaker 1: cannot wear a hot pink striped shirt with a green
Speaker 1: plaid skirt and hot pink shoes and hot pink shoes.
Speaker 1: It's horrendous. And you know, normally when she comes out
Speaker 1: of the room and it's like not a school day, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, you look amazing.
Speaker 1: I love it. But the other morning, I was like
Speaker 1: on a hundred and I was not trying to hear
Speaker 1: anything she had to say. And I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with you, Ocean. That outfit is beautiful
Speaker 1: in the house for school, horrendous. It doesn't match. You
Speaker 1: cannot wear it.
Speaker 2: People are going to see.
Speaker 3: She likes stripes and plaids together.
Speaker 1: Great, I'm all about mixing your prints right the right horrendous.
Speaker 2: Well, she let her thrive in her colors. All right,
Speaker 2: you bring back.
Speaker 1: So we woke up at six thirty, which normally we
Speaker 1: do seven, but I turn on the Today Show and
Speaker 1: they're showing like the blizzard that like had hit the
Speaker 1: East coast or whatever, and she's looking at it like this.
Speaker 1: She goes, oh my gosh, are you seeing this? Mom?
Speaker 2: Snow?
Speaker 1: Is that real? Is that even real? I'm like, this,
Speaker 1: poor kid, we take her to you. She's watching it
Speaker 1: on the TV.
Speaker 6: Thinking that it's not real. How sad. We are getting
Speaker 6: to the airport and it started snowing. I know, let's getsay,
Speaker 6: let's get your tsa.
Speaker 1: I know, but we like put her up against the window,
Speaker 1: against the window, I know, SA.
Speaker 3: Eighty five parkas and didn't have to wear one.
Speaker 2: I have to use them and right, and.
Speaker 1: Then unpacked my parkas to go to the airport. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's fucking freezy.
Speaker 2: I mean my parkau. Oh it happened. Oh I went
Speaker 2: on a date.
Speaker 1: I went on a date, an actual date.
Speaker 2: She's so lazy she makes me drive her to the date.
Speaker 4: Well, on another note, East and I were following those
Speaker 4: cars that drive themselves to too many things.
Speaker 2: Did hold on?
Speaker 4: I want to here go And we're talking about all
Speaker 4: the mishaps that have happened in those like going by
Speaker 4: a crime scene. Remember the police had their guns drums
Speaker 4: and it drives bynger.
Speaker 6: Yeah, no, he was ducking behind a seat, I'd assume.
Speaker 6: But then there was one guy, he's just filming himself.
Speaker 6: He's in the back of it. It's stuck going in
Speaker 6: a loop, and he goes and I can't get out.
Speaker 6: I'd throw up. I have any then.
Speaker 2: Not only that.
Speaker 6: Controversial for sure on both ends, but a mom put
Speaker 6: her daughter into one but opened the door for her,
Speaker 6: and there was a gentleman sitting in the back in
Speaker 6: the trunk, in the trunk like where you open the tailgate.
Speaker 6: It's not like a trunk, but like behind.
Speaker 2: Me where you were.
Speaker 3: Hatch back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, they only have one. It's a Jaguar.
Speaker 2: But yeah, pretty nice car, very nice car.
Speaker 6: But who do you judge, the guy in the back
Speaker 6: waiting for the passenger, or the or the mother putting
Speaker 6: in her kid into the car.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of Ramona Singer when she wanted to
Speaker 1: go to a party with Kelly Bensimone and so she
Speaker 1: put she put avery in a taxi in New York
Speaker 1: City by herself.
Speaker 2: I wanted to.
Speaker 1: Go how long the party with that guy? What is
Speaker 1: his name? Uh, Perez Hilton. She wanted to go to
Speaker 1: the Perez Hilton event.
Speaker 6: That took me back, so she sent she sent different
Speaker 6: times for sure, crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't know the way MOS freaked me out. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I went on a day with a boy and I
Speaker 1: was telling mom the interaction of how the day got
Speaker 1: set up and Jenna had just come over for us
Speaker 1: to work out, and Mom is doing the dishes and
Speaker 1: starts sobbing. Well, it was what I.
Speaker 3: Deserved to go on a cute day.
Speaker 7: How sad fucking sad? Okay, yeah, I know this is
Speaker 7: it is sad. It's really sad.
Speaker 1: Sobbing cleaning baby bottles.
Speaker 2: I was like tears, really.
Speaker 1: And then she was very clein They're like, no, you
Speaker 1: deserve this. I was like, you guards, it's a dinner, dinner, dude,
Speaker 1: you will feed myself and it's just someone else is
Speaker 1: going to pay for it.
Speaker 3: I know that one's last time you went on a date.
Speaker 1: Well, I know, exactly almost five. We're venturing and we're
Speaker 1: in the fifth year.
Speaker 2: Was still in office.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I was sorry, that's not true, completely untrue. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean the last time I actually dated somebody, I
Speaker 1: mean twenty twenty two.
Speaker 3: See, this is a beautiful thing that you're going out on.
Speaker 7: I can.
Speaker 1: I can literally recall the last date I went on,
Speaker 1: because it was the week before Ocean's second birthday.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, a week before she was born.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, maybe that was why she
Speaker 6: didn't go.
Speaker 1: Well, no, yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 3: Tell us about your date.
Speaker 1: It was cute, it was whatever. It's not going anywhere.
Speaker 1: I find him to be wonderful and entertaining.
Speaker 4: Weired him on speakerphone, and I think he carries on
Speaker 4: a conversation really well.
Speaker 1: And that's we can literally talk about anything and everything.
Speaker 1: And he's very good looking, super sexy, big as fuck,
Speaker 1: but very young, and just certain things that we talk about.
Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, I know there's an age gap, there's
Speaker 1: a Hella age gap, but also like I don't think
Speaker 1: I'm his person, and I don't think he's my person
Speaker 1: talking by the way, I could talk to him about
Speaker 1: anything anything, Like can I tell you he was teaching
Speaker 1: me this stretch And the first time I met him,
Speaker 1: he showed me this stretch. Okay, not sexual, not sexual,
Speaker 1: but like you sit on your knees and then you
Speaker 1: slowly lean and you have to use your core. So
Speaker 1: we were talking about this at dinner and he was like,
Speaker 1: what don't you like about that stretch? And I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't like the amount of pressure I feel in
Speaker 1: my asshole when I'm leaning back. Looks like fair, that
Speaker 1: sounds uncomfortable?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good pressure? Just get a pillow under your butt?
Speaker 1: What do you mean no, when I'm leaning back? I
Speaker 1: don't know all core strength. Bottom line is I talked
Speaker 1: about pressure in my asshole. All right, that's someone who
Speaker 1: you know is a lifelong friend.
Speaker 2: Totally.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm going to say. The date, it was great.
Speaker 1: To date was great. He had texted me earlier and
Speaker 1: he was like, Hey, when we go and meet up
Speaker 1: with my friend, he wants to see photos of the
Speaker 1: potential women that you're going to bring in. I was
Speaker 1: like everyone exactly. I was like, everyone has plants tonight.
Speaker 1: So what I'm going to do is get dinner with
Speaker 1: you and then release you and your friend into the
Speaker 1: wild to wreak havoc. And he was like that sounds great,
Speaker 1: sounds good.
Speaker 3: But he drove, He drove here from out of town.
Speaker 1: He did, how many gesture are I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Far? Yeah? Talk about mom and.
Speaker 1: I trying to cook the other night Rice, Oh.
Speaker 4: I hate cooking it. I hate it. And then you
Speaker 4: tell me my hair is wafting. That was another thing
Speaker 4: you were telling me in the kitchen.
Speaker 2: You want her hair.
Speaker 1: And she doesn't. It had been eleven days, you guys,
Speaker 1: eleven days since my mother had it's really dry.
Speaker 2: As a rebuttal.
Speaker 1: She got it blown out professionally before Utah and Bitch
Speaker 1: rocked it into the wheels off. I looked at her
Speaker 1: yesterday and was like, bro, that needs to be submerged
Speaker 1: into a fuse.
Speaker 2: I tried to wash it several prior.
Speaker 4: You kept going, well the first why don't you watch it?
Speaker 2: YadA YadA?
Speaker 1: You because you pick the worst time. You pick when
Speaker 1: people have just arrived to come hang out. You pick
Speaker 1: when I'm trying to go to bed to start the
Speaker 1: blow dry. It's like fucking pick a normal hour. Please,
Speaker 1: for the love of God, can I tell you my
Speaker 1: bathroom do it? Which is no big deal?
Speaker 2: Fine hour? Then we're all girls here hold on, Like
Speaker 2: at nine thirty.
Speaker 1: At night when I'm just shy of my blackout mask.
Speaker 2: You wish you wish you were up at night.
Speaker 6: Here's the other thing, Like Lauren, you at a normal hour,
Speaker 6: it's like, well, it's seven thirty.
Speaker 2: A normal hour. It's seven o'clock getting bad.
Speaker 1: But you know what, I'm just start making you have
Speaker 1: my morning routine and let's see how panics you get
Speaker 1: when the clocks.
Speaker 2: No, can I tell you one last to make fun
Speaker 2: of me. You're morning duty? Then how about that? No? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: how about that?
Speaker 4: No, I'm an evening duty. I make the lunch at night,
Speaker 4: I do my deals your morning, all.
Speaker 1: Right, So then don't don't talk about my bedtime routine
Speaker 1: and insult me about it. Well, you're waking up to negotiate,
Speaker 1: and then Jenna arrives and you have to then feed
Speaker 1: the baby. Take the baby upstairs. I'm working out in chaos.
Speaker 1: You saw the video. You saw the fucking video my morning.
Speaker 1: I want you to see how panic.
Speaker 4: Youate it from your mornings. I raised two children.
Speaker 2: I'm my dad, me up every morning morning while you
Speaker 2: were still asleep.
Speaker 3: All right, I have to take.
Speaker 2: Take it back.
Speaker 6: She comes over after washing her hair, and I know
Speaker 6: it was at a decent hour because it was like
Speaker 6: eight thirty when she came over to and she goes,
Speaker 6: this is why I don't wash my hair, because it's
Speaker 6: just a poof, And I go, well, what did you
Speaker 6: put it in?
Speaker 2: Candy? Yeah?
Speaker 6: And I go, okay, what products did you put into
Speaker 6: your hair after you showered?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Oh? Nothing, you go product list.
Speaker 3: Well, I put some oil in it.
Speaker 4: After since said that, I went up in your bathroom
Speaker 4: and got some oale.
Speaker 1: Your hair looks great and you did it on your amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that we attacked you. Just now, I don't
Speaker 1: even care. All right, let's talk about us cooking. So
Speaker 1: our plan was to make we have our friend over.
Speaker 1: His name's Nick. Joe is his partner. Joe has to
Speaker 1: be out of town, and Joe was very worried about
Speaker 1: what Nick was going to eat because Nick is very picky.
Speaker 1: And I was like, we will take.
Speaker 2: Hair of baby.
Speaker 1: And Joe's the cook every time they come over. Joe
Speaker 1: cooks for us, cleans. Now it's just us, and I
Speaker 1: was like, we will take care of baby. You just
Speaker 1: go do your thing, Joe. So he comes over and
Speaker 1: we're making terryaki chicken karaoki rice bowls or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So I get out this ginormous pot to start making
Speaker 1: the rice and I just start filling it up with water.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I guess that I should measure
Speaker 1: the water based on how much rice I'm gonna be cooking.
Speaker 1: And then I didn't want to waste the water, so
Speaker 1: I'm like trying to like dump it into little cups
Speaker 1: just to like save.
Speaker 3: We could use filtered water, and we needed to.
Speaker 1: And it's like a little grita like that shit takes
Speaker 1: forever to fill up. So I was like trying to
Speaker 1: distribute the waters.
Speaker 6: Sad as you guys using distilled water to heat up
Speaker 6: that will already distill the fucking water.
Speaker 1: No, I thought that that was only the condensation.
Speaker 2: That hurts in so many areas.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's true anyway, So were you going
Speaker 1: to boil the water?
Speaker 2: Just wait? Okay?
Speaker 1: So Mom is like rinsing the rice, not under the
Speaker 1: regular fucking tap water after she just told me don't
Speaker 1: use tap water to the rice. Okay, So I'm washing
Speaker 1: her do it, and I like don't even fucking care.
Speaker 1: I'm like whatever. So I finally get the two cups
Speaker 1: into the pot for the four cups of rice that
Speaker 1: we want to make.
Speaker 3: Or what was it four cups of water rice?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I need the package. I need the package to read.
Speaker 1: Then I'll know whatever. So then Mom comes so far
Speaker 1: and she dumps put it on the stove and I
Speaker 1: turned it on and we like go about our business.
Speaker 1: It's just I'm worried. I think the I think the
Speaker 1: water is supposed to come to a boil before we
Speaker 1: put the rice in, which is enough, So then we
Speaker 1: have to dump it out again, distribute the rise to
Speaker 1: a different bowl, get the water back in the pot,
Speaker 1: boil it. It was a nightmare paste it looked, and
Speaker 1: then we overcook. It didn't look like rice. It looked
Speaker 1: like mush okayaste paste. I was dying. I first of all,
Speaker 1: I'm never cooking again. So as we're cooking, the fire
Speaker 1: alarm starts going off okay, and Ocean is eating a
Speaker 1: snack her seaweed okay iPad in front of her. Because
Speaker 1: I don't give a.
Speaker 2: Fuck, because it's some day, because give one fuck. I
Speaker 2: just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have it in me today. Sosa is on
Speaker 1: my hip and I'm trying to get the fire alarm
Speaker 1: to stop. Moms at the front doesn't have her glasses on,
Speaker 1: so she's like, she's like, Lauren, I don't know how
Speaker 1: to work this. I'm like, open the doors. Get the
Speaker 1: smoke down. She's like, there's no smoke anywhere, and I'm like, wow,
Speaker 1: that is true, there is no smoke. What the fuck
Speaker 1: is going on? So I put Sosa down. She sprints
Speaker 1: to me, this little tiny tot sobbing. So after we get.
Speaker 3: It and the dogs are having the dogs.
Speaker 1: Are having a cornary. Ocean finally gets up and she's
Speaker 1: like this and she loves to get in Sosa's face.
Speaker 1: She's like a baby. I did a baby, And I'm like, Ocean,
Speaker 1: she's like very traumatized with what just happened, So like,
Speaker 1: maybe just leave her alone for a minute. And she
Speaker 1: just what just happened.
Speaker 3: She did not even realize the fire life the.
Speaker 1: Fire alarm went off. She goes the fire alarm went off.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, us is a real problem.
Speaker 4: You have two such opposite kids, the most opposite.
Speaker 1: And it scares me that when she hears something like that,
Speaker 1: she doesn't know until she's engulfed in flames. That's a
Speaker 1: real fucking problem. And after that, yeah, tunes all of
Speaker 1: us out. My one kid tunes us out. Doesn't care
Speaker 1: what you say to her. You tell Ocean or so
Speaker 1: Sa no for a snack, and she is in hysterics,
Speaker 1: like you just beat her. It's wild how different my
Speaker 1: kids are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, night and day day.
Speaker 1: But also I do think there was too much IP
Speaker 1: had time. And I know people who are going to
Speaker 1: listen are going to say she knew the fire alarm
Speaker 1: or would know that the fire alarm was going off.
Speaker 1: But it's the screen time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know how to balance. The screen is
Speaker 3: way too much.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding. That's hysterical. Oh that is so funny.
Speaker 2: Look at her.
Speaker 1: She's getting a real kick out of herself today. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I agree with you, though. She's right, You guys spend
Speaker 1: way too much time in the coffee house. I also
Speaker 1: we watched Southern Charm. I got caught up. She was
Speaker 1: so good. It does not get the credit it deserves.
Speaker 1: Or maybe it does. And I'm just out of the loop.
Speaker 1: I'm a little boy crazy right now. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 2: You're in your You're in your love bubble.
Speaker 1: I really hate that. I hate that I have punched
Speaker 1: me the next time, Willia, I love that.
Speaker 2: I'd love to punch me.
Speaker 1: Lisa a real kick out of herself anyway, and it
Speaker 1: was one of the episodes that I was watching where
Speaker 1: Madison Lacroix goes into labor and her mom can't find
Speaker 1: her glasses.
Speaker 3: And is driving them to and Madison.
Speaker 1: To the hospital to have this baby in the dark.
Speaker 2: You know you're has this happened to drive at night?
Speaker 2: So I am driving the day.
Speaker 1: And it's always an excuse my eyes, my car.
Speaker 2: We got her car back, and do you want to
Speaker 2: drive it? Yeah? I'm okay.
Speaker 3: I like to be driven. You're driving this daisy. I
Speaker 3: don't even want to get into it anyway.
Speaker 2: She has to take her to her appointment because she
Speaker 2: can't drive there.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you guys something? Friend, Let me tell
Speaker 1: you guys something. This is where I drew the line.
Speaker 1: All right, my poor brother, you have a great heart.
Speaker 1: He had to drive my grown ass mother to the
Speaker 1: gaynacologist and sit in the waiting room.
Speaker 2: I did. After she went in, I did think to myself,
Speaker 2: what the fuck am I doing?
Speaker 6: Yeah, now there were a lot of lots going through
Speaker 6: my mind, and I did exit the.
Speaker 2: Building thought I need to get out of this. I
Speaker 2: love the feeling I have.
Speaker 1: I said, there has to be a people already think
Speaker 1: we're fucking weird. Now you got used to drive me
Speaker 1: into the guano. It can't happen again.
Speaker 3: It has a fish take there, he can enjoy the fish.
Speaker 4: And and he got a kick out of.
Speaker 2: The woman in the in the waiting room that was blaring.
Speaker 2: What was she doing? Oh what you do? That's what experience?
Speaker 1: Why I tell you turn your phone down, take it
Speaker 1: off speaker.
Speaker 2: Stop annoying.
Speaker 6: At first, it was all right because she was watching
Speaker 6: like a ten minute video and it was like lovely
Speaker 6: music and I was like, oh, I like the chimes
Speaker 6: in here. And then it went to like very different yelling,
Speaker 6: people yelling, and then I was like this, it has
Speaker 6: her phone full blast.
Speaker 2: Even MoMA was looking at me. I was like, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: this is what it's like at home with you, bitch.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, oh my god.
Speaker 3: I do thank you for taking me though. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you really show it. I do it.
Speaker 1: Everyone's crushing it at our house, by the way, most
Speaker 1: magical place on the planet. Oh it is Disneyland at home,
Speaker 1: the house and the people living in it. There's nothing
Speaker 1: better than the Burningham household. I will say, I agree
Speaker 1: before what's it called? You make it? You're the comedic
Speaker 1: relief we need also the energy from Easton, the kids
Speaker 1: running around, like before I went on that date, which
Speaker 1: I felt really bad. I don't I don't date ever,
Speaker 1: but it was like, of course, the one night that
Speaker 1: I'm going to go out on a date which I
Speaker 1: haven't been on, like we established since twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: I have my daughter and the dinner wasn't until eight,
Speaker 1: but then I got to leave at like seven thirty,
Speaker 1: and so I look in the bed and I had
Speaker 1: told Ocean like, Mom's just gonna go out for a
Speaker 1: little bit. And I come out of the bathroom and
Speaker 1: my mom, Ocean and Easton are in my bed watching
Speaker 1: what did you guys? Watching Luca with popcorn? And it
Speaker 1: just made I took a picture of just popcorn.
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 2: Just put your cigarette out and talk.
Speaker 1: She's secretly hitting your face.
Speaker 2: I know. We went into a room.
Speaker 8: There's a chocolate chocolate and I'm but here's the other
Speaker 8: And if everyone was okay my check in, I'll just
Speaker 8: leave my house and go and check in the other house,
Speaker 8: just to see.
Speaker 6: And I just jumped on the bed to see how
Speaker 6: she and Ocean goes. You don't have to sit like that.
Speaker 6: You can share with my you can share my pillow,
Speaker 6: and I thought I have to share your pillow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a picture.
Speaker 1: It's so cute. It made me so happy. Anyway, Thank
Speaker 1: you mom, Thank you Easton for creating a magical environment
Speaker 1: at home.
Speaker 3: Of course, And if.
Speaker 1: We have to have the little weird things like I know,
Speaker 1: you know, it's just a part.
Speaker 3: Of our stays. Drive me to the hip.
Speaker 1: I would much rather have appointment, can I tell you so?
Speaker 1: Madison Lacoy's mom driving her with no glasses on. It
Speaker 1: literally took me back when I was giving birth to Sosa.
Speaker 1: Keep in mind both of my kids. I was induced
Speaker 1: with Sosa. I don't have a partner, right, My mom's
Speaker 1: my co parent. I drove myself to have sosam mind
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 3: Also, your sister in law was in the car, yea.
Speaker 1: And I don't expect Cheryl to drive because it's whatever.
Speaker 1: But I'm like, I am a badass. Three thirty in
Speaker 1: the morning, I'm driving my own self. Hella pregnant to
Speaker 1: deliver a baby. They could have just come out and
Speaker 1: slammed on the brain. Mom didn't even think twice about it.
Speaker 1: She let me jump right in the front seat to drive.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you the GMC. I can't.
Speaker 2: Back then I had the range Rover. I was balling, baby, well.
Speaker 3: I could drive that. I just probably was tired.
Speaker 1: Whoa, what a what would be to be induced and
Speaker 1: push a human out of your cookie? But just so tired.
Speaker 2: But I am.
Speaker 3: Such a dick.
Speaker 1: Ethan. You had a really cute story about something that
Speaker 1: happened to you, and I was really annoyed that during
Speaker 1: the Utah episode of the podcast you didn't talk I know.
Speaker 2: So I went to the airport. I was flying to
Speaker 2: Utah without you guys.
Speaker 6: I was going out of like what a week early, Yeah,
Speaker 6: And I was just feeling I just hate flying all
Speaker 6: of those and when you're flying, you can sneak liquor,
Speaker 6: you can do things, and you have tools. So I
Speaker 6: called my sponsor and I was like, hey, I'm just
Speaker 6: nervous this, that and the other talked and he was like,
Speaker 6: you need to go to the gate, the front gate
Speaker 6: where you're checking in, and just ask them for a
Speaker 6: friend of Bill. And so when you do that, that's
Speaker 6: just a keyword for our little program we have is
Speaker 6: we're a friend of Bill. So I went up to
Speaker 6: her and I was like, Hey, can you call for
Speaker 6: a friend of Bill.
Speaker 2: I'm just in Hell.
Speaker 6: I need some just a conversation, and she goes, she
Speaker 6: stepped out and she put her hands on her hips
Speaker 6: and she goes, I'm a friend of Bill. So me
Speaker 6: and her started talking. Funny enough, she lives in LA
Speaker 6: she's from Salt Lake City. She had twenty five years
Speaker 6: sobrise and yeah, no, I'm just very blessed.
Speaker 2: It's crazy just to see like how much how many of.
Speaker 6: Us are really out there when you just like ask
Speaker 6: and how much that conversation just kind of helped me through.
Speaker 2: Just a vacation until you guys got there.
Speaker 6: So yeah, if you're ever in struggle, friend of Bill,
Speaker 6: like really anywhere?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well yes.
Speaker 6: So I was walking to CVS and know the people
Speaker 6: who sit outside with like girl scout or they're helping.
Speaker 6: So there was an H and I, which is like
Speaker 6: hospital and institutions, and they were putting on like you know,
Speaker 6: taking funds to like bring this was for a Christmas
Speaker 6: and the guy was like, can you help out? And
Speaker 6: I was like, actually, I'm a friend of Bill, and
Speaker 6: he stood up and shook my hand and he goes,
Speaker 6: you're doing enough because just in the meetings you know,
Speaker 6: they send around a little thing for that.
Speaker 2: So he was like, you're doing enough.
Speaker 6: So yeah, just like even just being a friend of
Speaker 6: Bill and like being in the program, you get a
Speaker 6: lot of connection and a lot of great things from it,
Speaker 6: Like it gets you excited, Like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Get you excited excited variety.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a friend of Bill.
Speaker 6: It's a code name for you know, if you're in
Speaker 6: the program and a part of this beautiful yeah, this
Speaker 6: AA community, and you know, people like it.
Speaker 2: Anonymous. I don't want to be anonymous because instead of
Speaker 2: being yeah yeahah yeah, it just helped me so much.
Speaker 6: I was like, where the fuck was this when I
Speaker 6: was struggling, Like if it was so apparent, I would
Speaker 6: have probably got help before my elevator hit bottom.
Speaker 1: That is why it's it's really hard with the old
Speaker 1: timers and sobriety. And when I first got sober, I
Speaker 1: got a phone call from my sponsor at the time
Speaker 1: and she was like, hey, like some old timers are
Speaker 1: kind of having an issue with like you doing press.
Speaker 1: And it makes sense because literally in the meeting they
Speaker 1: say we stay free of press. They don't want to
Speaker 1: be out there like that. But I'm of the mindset
Speaker 1: of if I have found something that is single handedly
Speaker 1: keeping me sober and in returned that means saving my life? Yes,
Speaker 1: why would I not talk about it?
Speaker 2: Share?
Speaker 1: I'm not sharing that. You're yeah, in the program, you're
Speaker 1: not dropping names.
Speaker 2: I'm not sharing.
Speaker 1: I'm not blowing your anonymity. But I feel like I
Speaker 1: gotta talk about it.
Speaker 3: Can't you shure?
Speaker 1: It's quite literally saving my life. You also put in
Speaker 1: here Caleb Williams painted his nails. Is that?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: And you got heat for it?
Speaker 2: Right? Yes? I so he's been getting heat for this
Speaker 2: since college.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I only hated him because he painted his nails. Fuck Utah,
Speaker 6: but we ye what a little punk. Yeah, but after
Speaker 6: we won and I was like, no, I hated the
Speaker 6: Utah with the painted nails though, Like you didn't run
Speaker 6: through your.
Speaker 1: Mind that you could lose and then those nails are
Speaker 1: not gonna slap as hard as you manifestation manifestation nails.
Speaker 6: No, he paints his nails all the time, and like
Speaker 6: people are saying, like what they're saying, they're just you know, controversial,
Speaker 6: like why he's doing it, And it's like I'm the
Speaker 6: same way I paint my nails and people when like
Speaker 6: they see them because sometimes.
Speaker 1: Ocean was funny that like, painted nails are controversial with
Speaker 1: everything happening.
Speaker 2: In the world. I know I have read my nails
Speaker 2: about my nails.
Speaker 6: There was but like I like, I don't know how
Speaker 6: to even say it, Like I just know who I am.
Speaker 1: I love That's all you have to say.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I look fashion and I feel like they
Speaker 6: add so much to like just for a guy, it's
Speaker 6: just like another accessory.
Speaker 2: I don't know you've.
Speaker 4: Got You've been able to rock those nails chrome and
Speaker 4: now they're chrome.
Speaker 2: Now they're It's like I got two nails in manicure.
Speaker 2: I love that for you.
Speaker 1: How long have you been paying your nails?
Speaker 6: I mean since I've been here, I've been painting them consistently, consistently,
Speaker 6: but I mean i'd paint them in Utah all the time.
Speaker 6: Like if when girls were like, I'm going to do
Speaker 6: my nails, I'd be like, I'm coming over, yeah, because
Speaker 6: I suck at doing it left handed.
Speaker 2: I don't know how can I.
Speaker 1: Tell you the biggest buzz kill Though my nail girl
Speaker 1: is his favorite nail girl, we can't go together because
Speaker 1: I'm like I need her.
Speaker 6: Well and she's like so cute and like she's yeah,
Speaker 6: and she just was like very nice, very delicate.
Speaker 2: She here's the other thing.
Speaker 6: She cut my nails so when they grow out, they
Speaker 6: don't grow into my skin.
Speaker 1: She's an artist. But I told Easton. He was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna come with you to get my nails. And
Speaker 1: I was like, no, you're not, mom, because she already
Speaker 1: booked Albina.
Speaker 6: I was like yeah, and I was like this dirty bitch,
Speaker 6: this dirty bitch, and yeah, I'm pissed I found her.
Speaker 2: She was my gal, She's my gown.
Speaker 1: Now I do you know.
Speaker 3: He gets his nails done?
Speaker 2: I mean, we all know have got it. At the
Speaker 2: same time, life is okay.
Speaker 1: We don't spend enough time to get.
Speaker 2: Truly, No, I feel that way.
Speaker 6: I'll be at my house and I'm like, it's been
Speaker 6: like an hour since I've been over there.
Speaker 2: I gotta go it.
Speaker 6: I gotta go over like when you're at the bar,
Speaker 6: you know, and you're like, I'm gonna go make a
Speaker 6: round the.
Speaker 1: Club, burning, burning as the motherfucker. That's that's what it means.
Speaker 1: News Today, Kate Hudson has debuted California Dreaming for Elias.
Speaker 3: Fabulous on TV and it's fabulous.
Speaker 1: Did you see it or just hear it?
Speaker 3: Both?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: You opened your eyes for it?
Speaker 3: Contacts and all on.
Speaker 1: The Today Show. Yep, yeah, they aired it earlier, so good.
Speaker 6: The Morning Show and put her contacts in for the
Speaker 6: Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Also, this is some fun news adult content. Creamer Bonnie
Speaker 1: Blue is claiming she's pregnant weeks after having unprotected sex
Speaker 1: with about four hundred men. She says, I've been and
Speaker 1: she has an accent. She goes, I've been being sick
Speaker 1: a headache, and when I say headache, I mean like
Speaker 1: a megamagrain. Foods have been making me feel sick, but
Speaker 1: then also some foods and wanting to eat instantly else
Speaker 1: I will be sick. She's like very cute when she's talking,
Speaker 1: but she's like a very.
Speaker 2: Pretty blow really hot.
Speaker 1: She wanted to have sex with four hundred men. The
Speaker 1: previous record was allegedly sixty five men that was achieved
Speaker 1: by Arianna Jolie in twenty twenty four, and people had
Speaker 1: asked her like, are you worried you're gonna get pregnant?
Speaker 1: And she was like, no, when I was married, I
Speaker 1: could not get pregnant like we would have had to
Speaker 1: do IVF like the chances of me getting pregnant are slim.
Speaker 1: Every single person that participated in her reaching four hundred
Speaker 1: had to do an STD test. Obviously, Anne had to
Speaker 1: do a DNA sample so she will know who the
Speaker 1: dad is, and she does plan on letting him know.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that?
Speaker 3: Mom?
Speaker 1: Would you just be so proud of me?
Speaker 2: No, you're breaking sides?
Speaker 1: Not a record i'd want you to break. I think
Speaker 1: I may have already broken it. Just kidding.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 1: I haven't broken it. That is so much dick like owl.
Speaker 2: Could you imagine four hundred dicks in a room?
Speaker 3: And I don't want to?
Speaker 2: Oh, nightmare?
Speaker 1: Eight hundred balls?
Speaker 3: Too much?
Speaker 2: Too much, Lisa says, too much. I'm not disgusting, just
Speaker 2: too much. I'm just so proud of these women.
Speaker 1: Not happy about her doing this, by the way.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would be just fucking flabbergast.
Speaker 1: This made me really, really happy. Bunny XO, who's Jelly
Speaker 1: Roll's wife?
Speaker 3: I love her?
Speaker 1: Hope to welcome twins via surrogate, and she writes, Jay
Speaker 1: and I have a surrogate, the sweetest woman ever, and
Speaker 1: soon I'll be starting my IVF stems. I've waited this
Speaker 1: long to have kids with someone I knew would be
Speaker 1: a great father and to be able to make sure
Speaker 1: they have the best life. We're going to raise these
Speaker 1: babies in love and give them everything we were never given.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see a piece of me and
Speaker 1: him running around outside of our bodies.
Speaker 2: Oh that is cute.
Speaker 1: Jelly Roll's lost a lot of weight.
Speaker 2: He looks good. Yeah, them.
Speaker 1: So pretty. Yes, he's amazing. I want him to open
Speaker 1: a church because every time he wins an award and
Speaker 1: gets up there, I feel like he's preaching and I
Speaker 1: literally am like, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: All my money.
Speaker 3: I love him, I love.
Speaker 2: I love him too.
Speaker 1: Jason Bateman is responding to backlash over the comments. I'm
Speaker 1: curious to see your guys' opinion on that.
Speaker 2: What did the bait master have to say?
Speaker 1: I love Jason Bateman he made about having children to
Speaker 1: Charlie XCX. Earlier this month, the arrested development star came
Speaker 1: under fire for suggesting on his SmartLess podcast that charlie
Speaker 1: stance on not wanting kids could change, quote unquote, as
Speaker 1: she quote unquote might find somebody to shift her mindset.
Speaker 1: Despite the Grammy Winner, pointing out that she's already She's
Speaker 1: already married the nineteen seventy five's George Daniel. So he says,
Speaker 1: after he fell under fire for this comment, and like,
Speaker 1: maybe I'll find somebody. You know, things change.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's just like a bother being the foe.
Speaker 1: You're having a great We were having a great conversation
Speaker 1: about life growing up. Isn't it as only children? It
Speaker 1: seems like a very natural follow up to that. That's
Speaker 1: all it was. I don't really have much else to
Speaker 1: say about it, except it was always interesting and valuable
Speaker 1: and educational to hear people's thoughts, reactions, and feelings to
Speaker 1: anything I say or do. I don't know how I
Speaker 1: feel about it, because I think Jason Bateman's wonderful. But
Speaker 1: it does get annoying when women talk about not wanting
Speaker 1: to get married, or maybe they don't want to have children,
Speaker 1: or maybe they want something in tradition. The reason I
Speaker 1: know this is because I have received it when I
Speaker 1: have said I want to have a baby via donor,
Speaker 1: or I don't want to get married, and people saying,
Speaker 1: well what if you find the one? And it's like,
Speaker 1: can everyone just shut the fuck up and say great, Yeah, great,
Speaker 1: sounds good. That's so interesting to me.
Speaker 3: I totally agree.
Speaker 2: I don't know if.
Speaker 1: It falls under he should come under fire.
Speaker 2: No, we're saying she might find love. Oh no, no.
Speaker 1: But I think people get annoyed where it's like just say, wonderful,
Speaker 1: you don't want children, and then if one day she
Speaker 1: has children, it's like, wonderful, you changed your mind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this constant need to like share with people like what
Speaker 1: you're doing.
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna say I get worried. Yes, just shut
Speaker 6: up and let people live their life. But he's also
Speaker 6: older and lived more life and probably is just in
Speaker 6: the understanding of probably her exactly, but everybody had you know,
Speaker 6: I think that's your thing.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 6: But like like I said to you when you were like,
Speaker 6: I don't want this, like, don't close off to it,
Speaker 6: because you could find somebody. And that's how I think
Speaker 6: he's saying, like you could but.
Speaker 1: If you find somebody, she's like, I've been married for
Speaker 1: a while anyway. So that's in that's in the news.
Speaker 1: I really want to bring back the ache and relief
Speaker 1: of the week. So Easton, do you have your ach
Speaker 1: and relief?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the damn DMV. Man, the damn DMV.
Speaker 2: That's my ache of the week.
Speaker 6: Okay, trying to transfer vehicles from one state to another state,
Speaker 6: not knowing if I did it correctly the first one.
Speaker 2: We're figuring it out. But the d m V is
Speaker 2: that real ache. And what is your relief when the
Speaker 2: DMV is done? Okay, sounds good.
Speaker 1: I love a one in one.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: My relief is going to the doctors.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, another another one in one. All right, my
Speaker 1: my ache is going to be gosh, I'm just in
Speaker 1: my list, so I don't have any bag.
Speaker 3: You told me when you said love bubble to call
Speaker 3: you on it.
Speaker 1: I know, I appreciate that. My age is my mother
Speaker 1: trying to pop my love bubble bring me back to reality.
Speaker 1: And I would say my relief is that I have
Speaker 1: my pre op coming up for my tits. That's all
Speaker 1: I'm going to say.
Speaker 4: And that stresses me out why because I'm gonna have.
Speaker 2: To really weird.
Speaker 1: No, Jared's gonna come over and change the dreams.
Speaker 3: Thank god.
Speaker 1: I will talk more about this next week because I'm
Speaker 1: very excited about the boobs being done. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: love this. I love the ache and relief. Being back
Speaker 1: just feels so, it feels like an feels so La
Speaker 1: la Untraditionally La La. You guys, thank you for listening
Speaker 1: to another episode of Untraditionally La La. I'm gonna catch
Speaker 1: you guys on Monday for the bonus and again next week.
Speaker 2: Bye bye