Speaker 1: She walked in and it was like Elsa, Cinderella and
Speaker 1: tinker Bell all in one walked in the room and
Speaker 1: even Jacqueline Quick goes WHOA Calm Down with Aeron and
Speaker 1: Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio. Calmed Down Everyone. We
Speaker 1: need to calm down. With the NFL season kicking off tonight,
Speaker 1: our schedules are a bit out of control, so a
Speaker 1: last minute audible, but we're still here. No new episode
Speaker 1: this week. But what's old? Is bath or new again?
Speaker 1: I don't know the saying either way. This is a
Speaker 1: throwback Thursday edition of Calm Down. In fact, we recorded
Speaker 1: it the week Mac was born ute, but we never
Speaker 1: released it. Things got busy for Aaron. I give the
Speaker 1: full story about Steve setting me up to fail with
Speaker 1: the old Alfit choice at his friend's wedding. Aaron talks
Speaker 1: about her dad meeting Terry Bradshaw, which is so sweet.
Speaker 1: So much to get to And we'll have a new
Speaker 1: pregame and new episode next week telling you all about
Speaker 1: our Week one Shanigan. Enjoy everyone, Happy football.
Speaker 2: Hey girl, Hey, what's new in your world? Well, usually
Speaker 2: on this show we talk headlines. Obviously, some exciting news
Speaker 2: came out, But we're going to get to that after
Speaker 2: the break, meaning next week when we were ready to
Speaker 2: talk about it and discuss it more. But we have
Speaker 2: other headlines. Wait, first of all, can't wait, what's the
Speaker 2: dress thing? We already saw the ig. You're doing a
Speaker 2: little tease. I mean, first of all, welcome to the
Speaker 2: Calm Down Podcast. My skin needs to calm down.
Speaker 1: She needs to stop touching that same area over and
Speaker 1: over again.
Speaker 2: There's two more that have come to the party since
Speaker 2: we saw each other at our Fox seminar. Why We'll
Speaker 2: get to your dress in just a moment. More headlines.
Speaker 2: I did the Derma flash. I love the Derma flash.
Speaker 2: But something must have happened because it unleashed the hounds.
Speaker 1: Okay, wow, so Aaron and I we wrote to the
Speaker 1: Fox Seminar. Week happens every off season. All the different
Speaker 1: broadcasting groups from Fox get together and the different pregame shows.
Speaker 1: The NFL comes in, new rules, new communications. She's just
Speaker 1: sort of like leakage into things, but also time for
Speaker 1: us to all hang out. We love it. A good time. Sadfile.
Speaker 1: Aaron and I are in the bathroom discussing shaving our face,
Speaker 1: and you would tell melly, how I went to you guys,
Speaker 1: I have the most unhealthy relationship with my nail technician.
Speaker 1: You heard me, technician Lynn. So I love her like
Speaker 1: a second mother. She is so wonderful. But I am
Speaker 1: getting really too I'm getting too comfortable with Lynn because
Speaker 1: every time I go in there, it's not only do
Speaker 1: I get my nails done, I get my toes done.
Speaker 1: She's now dyeing my eyebrows, which, as we know, sometimes
Speaker 1: are way too frick and dark. I go, Lynn, what
Speaker 1: sharpie are we using on these eyebrows? Tone rangers it
Speaker 1: down a little bit, like I don't need them to
Speaker 1: be black. Then the last time I was in there,
Speaker 1: she was like, I will do your eyebrows because I don't.
Speaker 1: You were the one that told me we're not doing
Speaker 1: eyelash extensions anymore, you know, ridiculous. As I was doing
Speaker 1: that for a while. No, stop, you didn't say that.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, really, they don't look good. But
Speaker 1: it was a little mariposa like butterflies flying off of
Speaker 1: the end. So I'm not doing that anymore. But I
Speaker 1: want to not have to put mascaron and wake up
Speaker 1: in the morning and be que qqute. So Lynn goes, well,
Speaker 1: I can do that. I can die your eyelashes. Do
Speaker 1: I ask questions? I just go Okay. Halfway through the application,
Speaker 1: my eyes are burning, stinging. I'm like Lynn, and now
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to open them. You're going to need
Speaker 1: those for work. Stop sing with them in the nail
Speaker 1: salon that it's burning. She's getting the hot towels that
Speaker 1: are supposed to be used to remove the rock salt
Speaker 1: on your feet. They're now on my face. So I'm
Speaker 1: like this back my hair and my neck her. So
Speaker 1: that's hard for me to do. But do I stop there? No,
Speaker 1: Because as she's tipping my head back to relieve me
Speaker 1: of the pain that's happening on my eyelashes, she goes,
Speaker 1: you'll face Harry. Excuse me? My face is Harry? I said,
Speaker 1: I know, because I haven't shaved it lately. So I
Speaker 1: was like, Lynn, can you shave my face? And she goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't. She goes in the back and she gets
Speaker 1: a razor, not a thick razor that I've talked about
Speaker 1: before that I will shave my face with. She gets
Speaker 1: a full on razor blade and I do I stop her? Nope?
Speaker 2: Give me an example of what you're talking about? Like,
Speaker 2: what are we talking about? Like a box cutter? What
Speaker 2: are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Yes, that's exactly what I'm talking about. So good bond, good,
Speaker 1: good little we're playing. That's what's the game show? It's
Speaker 1: been something anyways? Oh no die, yes, no, it's Father
Speaker 1: of the Bride. They're trying to cut the guest list.
Speaker 1: So she's now my eyes are so red, my eyebrows
Speaker 1: are black, and she's shaving my face with a straight
Speaker 1: up like edge razor. Like I'm at a barber shop. Yeah,
Speaker 1: one stop chopping at Lin's. I was like, is there
Speaker 1: anything else you can do? Oh? And there is? I go,
Speaker 1: I need my haircut. This was the time before she goes,
Speaker 1: no problem, trimmed it on up. How are your eyelashes?
Speaker 1: I don't have as many, but they're dark. Fell Oh
Speaker 1: well a few of them fell out, but they're dark.
Speaker 1: I mean now I have maskar on. But yeah, so again,
Speaker 1: did the staying not not long? I mean it was
Speaker 1: probably like an hour after the fact. Point is is
Speaker 1: I have an unhealthy relationship with Lynn. I'm too trusting
Speaker 1: of her. Yeah. So anyhow, I don't know if anyone
Speaker 1: else has they're that kind of a relationship with their
Speaker 1: male person. But I love Lynn.
Speaker 2: We've got an unhealthy one with my poors right now. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we were going there our seminar. What else did
Speaker 2: we say? Were we saying something else about our seminar?
Speaker 1: No? I just said, stop picking your face.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hey, any now that we're still talking about
Speaker 2: the seminar, any fun things that happened during it that
Speaker 2: you love that you want to talk about.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think that my diggession of Greg Olsen,
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't handle him. He's the fast I know.
Speaker 1: So Greg Olsen, who of course works with Aaron throughout
Speaker 1: the year on her crew. Shout out to him winning
Speaker 1: Newcomer of the Year in the booth with his emmy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's just the best anyways. But he's like
Speaker 1: the life for the party. I just love anyone that
Speaker 1: is so funny inclusive too, like he just makes everyone
Speaker 1: happy and yeah, no, he's great, like even his question
Speaker 1: and answers. It's our boss, like the president of Fox Sports,
Speaker 1: Eric Shanks, and Greg Olsen is like making jokes like
Speaker 1: with him and at his expense, and he can get
Speaker 1: away with anything he wants. It probably won't make sense
Speaker 1: for anyone listening to this podcast, but we get it.
Speaker 1: We love him. He's hysterical.
Speaker 2: Another thing about this seminar was that you saw my
Speaker 2: mother there. My mom and dad were at the bar.
Speaker 1: So cute.
Speaker 2: I mean, so my parents are great. I love him,
Speaker 2: But my favorite thing about them is they are ordering
Speaker 2: drinks at the bar that I feel like the bartender's
Speaker 2: never heard of. I know, my dad said this to you.
Speaker 2: He goes, I go, Dad, what are you gonna get?
Speaker 2: He goes, I'm gonna get a tea Maria. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: takes to you. Have you ever heard of that? No, Dad,
Speaker 2: No one has, not, even the man behind the bar. No,
Speaker 2: I said the Santa Maria, I've heard of that. I don't, Ria,
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that. And he and then the
Speaker 2: bartender said this. He goes, well we have Kolia, and
Speaker 2: your dad was like the look of disgust on your
Speaker 2: dad's face, like that's not even comparable. So yeah, so
Speaker 2: he proceeded to tell me about this tea Maria.
Speaker 1: But I got it right. So, Paula, you went with
Speaker 1: your dad to go say hi to some other people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, paul never met Harry, which he was so excited
Speaker 2: about and John Solde, who you know pitched for a
Speaker 2: second with the Red Sox and proceeded to tell my
Speaker 2: dad I got lit up when I was with the
Speaker 2: Red Sox.
Speaker 1: It was like the worst era of my career. Blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. My dad's like, we were honored to have
Speaker 1: you in our uniform, Dad, are you the GM it's
Speaker 1: happening so sweet? Yeah, it was really cool. It was
Speaker 1: It was awesome to see my dad. So you stayed
Speaker 1: back with my mom, who knows all about trivia and
Speaker 1: like current events. Paula. Paula started regaling us with these
Speaker 1: tales of headlines, and I've never felt stupider because she's like,
Speaker 1: have you guys heard about this? Have you guys heard
Speaker 1: about this? And Steve and I are like, no, we
Speaker 1: haven't heard about any of this stuff. So I've got
Speaker 1: a great education in the forty minutes or forty five
Speaker 1: minutes that you were gone. Her storytelling is fantastic and
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, does that I don't even want
Speaker 1: to talk about the story that's happening. But it's a
Speaker 1: sad situation in Texas is what's currently going on with
Speaker 1: that headline. But she is a gem. I feel like
Speaker 1: I'd want to be on Paula's team if we were
Speaker 1: playing trivial pursuits. Yes, you would. We were sitting around
Speaker 1: the dinner table last week, laughing and talking and just
Speaker 1: about like the most random stories that led us to
Speaker 1: a conversation where we were talking about the Jacksons and
Speaker 1: how she the Janet Jason five. Yeah, like Janet had
Speaker 1: her rib removed rumor has it allegedly for the Throb
Speaker 1: video or the Throb album cover, and then how she
Speaker 1: was pregnant during Rhythm Nation but no one acknowledged it
Speaker 1: and that's why she was wearing again, this is all allegedly.
Speaker 1: My mom yells out from the back of the room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: wasn't that Debarge's baby? Are you?
Speaker 2: And then not to like Spotify to Barge and it
Speaker 2: was like one of my favorite them of the night.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yeah Elle DeBarge. Oh Yeah, but I mean,
Speaker 1: who's great? I love a random playlist too. That's another
Speaker 1: thing I'm going to ask our wonderful listeners too, because
Speaker 1: I get stuck listening to the same thing. And Steve
Speaker 1: is a great DJ. This is so good. So my
Speaker 1: wonderful boyfriend, Steve, He's the guy that you want with
Speaker 1: the ox Court because the pressure is too much. You
Speaker 1: and I felt like this when we were in Vegas
Speaker 1: because if you don't know the next song that's in
Speaker 1: the queue, now you're scrambling. Now you're like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then you say you got to change up the music.
Speaker 1: You've got to get a little variety, you got to
Speaker 1: read the room. Like so even we'll bring it back
Speaker 1: to the wedding that we were at this past weekend.
Speaker 1: A lot of weddings, see this is what happens with
Speaker 1: the younger guy. Younger guy. They're all getting married. My
Speaker 1: friends like me are on our second marriages, so he's
Speaker 1: he's first rounders at this point. So sweet Pan and
Speaker 1: Ashley got married this weekend and tell your I, you
Speaker 1: know what, it reminded me of you, your Montana backdrop,
Speaker 1: Like everything looks fake. It was so beautiful. So congratulations
Speaker 1: to them. But yeah, congrats guys. A couple issues here,
Speaker 1: So Steve, this is his best friend who got married.
Speaker 1: So yeah, if it's the if it's your boyfriend's friends
Speaker 1: that are getting married, Like, I'm not in charge of
Speaker 1: the hotels or the booking of the flights or the
Speaker 1: idea verity, I'm just going to show up as your guests,
Speaker 1: right like these are these are your friends, and your
Speaker 1: friends are incredible, and now that like all become our friends,
Speaker 1: that's fine, but it's still your you know, your side
Speaker 1: of the aisle, if you will, like your planning this
Speaker 1: right like, I'm coming as your guest. Sure. So I
Speaker 1: never asked to look at the invite. I never asked
Speaker 1: to get the details of exactly what I'm doing. So
Speaker 1: when I say to Steve, what's the attire for the
Speaker 1: like wedding, because it's intel you ride like in this
Speaker 1: like formal? Is it not formal? And he said it's
Speaker 1: black tie optional like the pan the groom wanted them
Speaker 1: to wear tuxes, so the guys were more formal, but
Speaker 1: like the girls were casual. I walk down in a dress.
Speaker 1: I got a cocktail tonight. It was a cocktail dress.
Speaker 1: It was a floral, which I thought was adorable if
Speaker 1: it wasn't what it ended up being black tie floral,
Speaker 1: cute Zimmerman dress that I was like, okay, And I'll
Speaker 1: throw on like these like kind of pseudo cowboy boots.
Speaker 1: I'll wear a hat like the night before, like the
Speaker 1: welcome party, people were wearing hats and it was like
Speaker 1: a Western theme. So I was like, oh, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is obviously what's going to happen tomorrow too. Sure, No,
Speaker 1: I in the asshole that shows up and all the
Speaker 1: other girls are in black tie, floor length formal gowns,
Speaker 1: and I look like I'm the entertainment. I look like
Speaker 1: I'm performing at the wedding. I've got the hat, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, please give it up for Ashley and Pan Exactly,
Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. I look like I was about to
Speaker 1: do the halftime entertainment. He and seems like I go.
Speaker 1: So we walk downstairs and I'm looking and now I
Speaker 1: see like Jessica and this like gorgeous, like she's going
Speaker 1: to the Oscars, like everyone's like, it's so formal. And
Speaker 1: I look at Steve and I was like, uh, what
Speaker 1: did you not want to tell me that it's black tied?
Speaker 1: And he goes it said black tie optional. Oh well
Speaker 1: I didn't have the option. Hey, you took it away
Speaker 1: from me because now I just look like a dickhead.
Speaker 1: So in all the pictures, I honestly look like I
Speaker 1: work in the local little like brewery pub. And I
Speaker 1: came over for a picture with the ladies. So, ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, here's a PSA for you. If it's your
Speaker 1: boyfriend or your girlfriend's friend that's getting married, ask to
Speaker 1: see the invite or ask your other friends that you
Speaker 1: know are going to the wedding what their outfit is
Speaker 1: ahead of times, so you can, you know, bounce some
Speaker 1: off ideas off of them so you don't look like
Speaker 1: the clown that showed up to the wedding. I said
Speaker 1: to Kelly, I go, should I take off my hat?
Speaker 1: And she goes yeah. I was like, well, I didn't
Speaker 1: do my hair. So now now at they're saying the prayer,
Speaker 1: we're at dinner, we're saying the prayer, I'm taking my
Speaker 1: hat off. I have to take the hat off, and
Speaker 1: I expect peace be with you, peacewee with me, Peace
Speaker 1: be with Steve. Because you're in trouble. Your trouble. What
Speaker 1: are you for Halloween? I'm in trouble exactly. Okay, A
Speaker 1: couple of things you looked adorable, but I would understand.
Speaker 1: Then did you go into full.
Speaker 2: Aaron and chrisa mode where you had to tell everyone
Speaker 2: the story so they wouldn't think you were more fun
Speaker 2: and you walked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every single person that I ended that wedding, I
Speaker 1: saw Ashley, I didn't didn't say congratulations. After the nuptials,
Speaker 1: I looked at her in the bathroom and I go,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. I look like such a dick. I
Speaker 1: walked up to Troy's girlfriend, never had met her, and
Speaker 1: I go, I'm sorry. I said, I'm the asshole and
Speaker 1: I got robbed last week. And she was probably like,
Speaker 1: who's this girl? And it's like, and I've been divorced
Speaker 1: twice and they're like, oh my god. She's probably like
Speaker 1: literally like and what's your Social Security number? Like, calm
Speaker 1: f down, No, I know I did. I did exactly that.
Speaker 1: I had to go around and well look what I'm
Speaker 1: doing right now because I feel so bad. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: it's what I do in my face.
Speaker 2: I tell everybody we know we can see you looked adorable,
Speaker 2: but I get it. So yes, ladies, psa time there
Speaker 2: if you're if you're going with a guy, regardless is
Speaker 2: if it's your boyfriend, your husband, they need to show
Speaker 2: you the actual invite. You need to have a glance
Speaker 2: a ronie at it to know what the attire is,
Speaker 2: what the activity list is because you have to pack
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: I didn't see you on the horse. I should have
Speaker 1: been on the horse while I was busy putting the
Speaker 1: hat in the dress on, I didn't have time to
Speaker 1: get on the on the back of the horse. But no,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. Like I it was already a question
Speaker 1: we talked about on the podcast, like what am I
Speaker 1: wearing to this thing? Well, then when I went back
Speaker 1: to collaborate with Steve and he's like, no, no, And
Speaker 1: I was like this half it's fine, right, and He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks great. I love that outfit. So I'm walking
Speaker 1: down thinking I'm cute, cute, cute, only to realize I
Speaker 1: look like I just went to the gift shop and
Speaker 1: bought everything and tell your ride and put it on
Speaker 1: for this Western wedding. God. Anyways, but congratulations to the
Speaker 1: happy couple. It's not about me. It's about this. It's
Speaker 1: never wedding season is over though I don't have any
Speaker 1: many plays, and we were talking about it as a group,
Speaker 1: do you have any other friends aside from me who's
Speaker 1: not getting married again? I was the only one in
Speaker 1: the group. Steve and I would be the only wedding
Speaker 1: left I think, so I don't feel like that. That's
Speaker 1: my cup of tea. All my friends are moving, are
Speaker 1: you leaving? Apparently we decided at the bar which I
Speaker 1: got about, we're going to Florida. In fact, Steve's sweet
Speaker 1: I guess had told Steve's dad, great news, Chris and
Speaker 1: Steve are moving to Florida. And so Steve goes, why
Speaker 1: we're moving to Florida, and I was like, yeah, remember
Speaker 1: the conversation we had with Aaron. So no, we're not
Speaker 1: moving to Florida. But we were talking about different places
Speaker 1: we could live together. I really want to get a
Speaker 1: big compound. Kelly and I were also talking about this.
Speaker 1: Apparently this podcast is just for like our five friends
Speaker 1: that are listening, and perhaps I'll open it up to
Speaker 1: the whole group. Do you ever have a desire to
Speaker 1: like just I want to buy like huge like plot
Speaker 1: of land and then everyone can have their own little place.
Speaker 1: But like and we just golf cart back and forth
Speaker 1: to each other. It was even in Kelly's neighborhood for
Speaker 1: like fourth of July. We got in the golf cart.
Speaker 1: We drove in the golf cart to their front one
Speaker 1: friend's house, like you party there the other friends meet
Speaker 1: and it's like so fun. Yeah, like in life, like
Speaker 1: you just want to be with the people that you
Speaker 1: love and like close proximity. I don't want to have
Speaker 1: to get in the car. I want to be able
Speaker 1: to horse back to your house, golf cart or walk. Well,
Speaker 1: horseback would be awkward, but golf corner walk. You could
Speaker 1: do that out here.
Speaker 2: But I'm sick of paying what we're paying out here
Speaker 2: and ready to move.
Speaker 1: Oh we can't. My husband just sign a new contract.
Speaker 1: Any who, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Your team go, let's see what else is happening. Do
Speaker 2: we want to talk a little bit about these headlines?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I would love to. Okay, so you want
Speaker 1: to talk about Britney Spears. I don't get it. I
Speaker 1: don't get it.
Speaker 2: And I tried to zoom in on the video and actually,
Speaker 2: while we were at the bar at the seminar, this
Speaker 2: was playing and I was talking to people because I
Speaker 2: was curious why Britney Spears was on Sports Center all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just poor thing. I don't know what's happening. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I guess so everyone says that she hit the
Speaker 1: security guy or the security like hit her or something
Speaker 1: like that. I don't know. Can someone explain did this
Speaker 1: actually happen? And can that video like exonerate her from
Speaker 1: any wrongdoing? I don't know. I can't even see it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to like zoom in and I can't see it.
Speaker 1: So okay, while we figure that out, somebody sent it
Speaker 1: to U to the next one. This. We talk a
Speaker 1: lot on this podcasts about airlines and airports because we
Speaker 1: spent a lot of our lives in them. This headline
Speaker 1: airline passenger finds plane floor soaked in blood. So the
Speaker 1: long and short of this story is apparently the flight
Speaker 1: before someone had had a hemorrhage. They were bleeding everywhere.
Speaker 1: It wasn't cleaned up appropriate at least. So then this
Speaker 1: couple gets on the flight the next day and this
Speaker 1: guy had taken his shoes off, which we've talked about
Speaker 1: on this podcast, and he notices like something's like on
Speaker 1: the floor and it's wet. The flight attendant brings him
Speaker 1: over you know, paper towels or whatever to clean it up,
Speaker 1: realizes is blood and now his socks are soaked in
Speaker 1: blood and has to sit there the rest of the
Speaker 1: flight with a bloody floor over And then this is
Speaker 1: what this is what really gets me. The smell of
Speaker 1: rotten blood is like manure. I had taken my shoes
Speaker 1: off at the start of the flight and there were
Speaker 1: blood on my socks. Actually it was manure kind of.
Speaker 1: Three days later he was called by Air France and
Speaker 1: told that the blood had been mixed with feces. If
Speaker 1: you give me a fifteen dollars thanks John over an
Speaker 1: appetizer at TGI Fridays for this, I am going to
Speaker 1: lose my mind. What my status for Air France or
Speaker 1: whatever airline? This was better be like yours, like three sixty.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That is just beyond I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what I'm doing a one eighty and getting off that
Speaker 1: flight immediately because there is no way I'm sitting in
Speaker 1: that seat. I will stand the remainder of the flight
Speaker 1: by the bathrooms as opposed to sit with my feet
Speaker 1: and blood. Blood grosses me to begin with. And that
Speaker 1: was blood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's just not safe. Here's the thing I
Speaker 2: want to full disclosure. We are not blaming the flight
Speaker 2: attendants for this, because those people are on and off
Speaker 2: the planet is not there just the plate exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I will tell you I don't know
Speaker 1: what proper what's the proper standard, what's the proper way.
Speaker 2: But I have been on a flight I told you
Speaker 2: about this, that this guy had a very very frightening
Speaker 2: incident and he ended up having a seizure. He threw up.
Speaker 2: He did it multiple times on our flight. I was
Speaker 2: actually shocked. We didn't make an emergency landing and there
Speaker 2: was a lot of vomit in the aisle and they
Speaker 2: just threw coffee grounds on it. And that's weird. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was different. I was confused by the whole thing.
Speaker 2: And I've seen a lot on airlines, and I was
Speaker 2: so concerned for this man because I thought what if
Speaker 2: this had been me or one of my coworkers or
Speaker 2: my parents or something like this.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I was really confused.
Speaker 2: And then when we all just couldn't wait to get
Speaker 2: off of it, it was like you basically step over it,
Speaker 2: pick up your luck.
Speaker 1: It's weird. Yeah, it's different. It was different. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't like those. It's not the flight attendant shop.
Speaker 1: But no, it's I don't know, I'm such a weirdo.
Speaker 1: I'd probably be like, get let me clean it, let
Speaker 1: me let me just clean this up, and let me
Speaker 1: just fix this for everyone, because no one needs to
Speaker 1: be dealing with that.
Speaker 2: The blood and feces on a plane, though, that's not that.
Speaker 2: I mean, what is happening?
Speaker 1: What happened? What happened? What happened. I'll tell you what happened.
Speaker 1: Eight people were stuck upside down on a US roadcaster
Speaker 1: for more than three hours. What do you do about
Speaker 1: the on your head? I mean speaking of blood, but
Speaker 1: more blood.
Speaker 2: I'd cross my pants if I was upside down for
Speaker 2: more than three hours. I'll tell you that. When's the
Speaker 2: last time you went on a roller coaster? So that
Speaker 2: was gonna be my next question. Do you like roller coasters?
Speaker 1: I used to love them, used to love them, But
Speaker 1: I have heard too many of these stories. And there
Speaker 1: was one the other day. Actually that was Paula didn't
Speaker 1: tell me this headline. I'm surprised she didn't, Mom, But
Speaker 1: the roller coaster had got like a split in the
Speaker 1: one of the support beams. Yeah, you know what's so crazy? Though?
Speaker 1: This is where I don't understand myself sometimes and I wish,
Speaker 1: like I wish I had a better understanding of it.
Speaker 1: I will jump out of a plane like I'll I
Speaker 1: have with skydiving. I've got no problem with that. I've
Speaker 1: been bungee jumping, Like, I'm not afraid of heights, but
Speaker 1: yet I'm like roller coasters no, like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know what the psychology of that is. But
Speaker 1: this is uh upside down for three hours? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Insane? Insane?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I feel like because I've been at Disney
Speaker 2: enough where you can well, but this is different. You're
Speaker 2: upside down, and I've seen so much at Disney where
Speaker 2: I've actually been. The lights have come on on rides,
Speaker 2: you've been asked to unbuckle your seatbelt, get up and
Speaker 2: go off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was.
Speaker 2: Kind of confused why there wasn't like an emergency kind
Speaker 2: of guidelines or whatever that they would have to do
Speaker 2: to get out of it. But if they're upside down,
Speaker 2: it's very dangerous. This just sounds terrible. No, I've walked
Speaker 2: out of like Space Mountain before lights have come on.
Speaker 2: We've walked down the stairs crazy, I've seen everything there.
Speaker 1: How many times you think you've been to Disneyland thousands?
Speaker 1: And I love it, I miss it and I want
Speaker 1: to go back. I'll tell you where. We're not going
Speaker 1: back to any concerts if this behavior keeps up with
Speaker 1: people throwing things, people are losing their minds. So these
Speaker 1: last couple of ones Harry styles with an object as
Speaker 1: I Kelsey Ballerini had something happening, not Rita or a
Speaker 1: BBI Rexa, she had like really bad, someone throw a
Speaker 1: cell phone at her. I just love it. Dele Adele's like,
Speaker 1: no nonsense, no bullshit. Aside from her unmatched talent, she
Speaker 1: also just personality wise is someone that I can get
Speaker 1: behind all Yeah. Adele threatens fans who throws stuff on
Speaker 1: stage with a T shirt gun I fucking Daario. The
Speaker 1: English singer is currently doing her residency in Las Vegas
Speaker 1: and having time in real life, but she also has
Speaker 1: a bit of fun every now and then during last
Speaker 1: Saturday's concert, saying that like she'll kill you if you
Speaker 1: throw anything on stage. This is what we were talking about yesterday, Kelly,
Speaker 1: and never talking about this, whether it's entertainers or athletes
Speaker 1: or anything anyone that's putting up Do you want to
Speaker 1: put plexiglass up? And like then the entertaining it for everyone,
Speaker 1: ruining it for everyone, and why are you throwing here's
Speaker 1: my thing? You're throwing it for what? The five seconds
Speaker 1: of attention that you get like a streaker for example,
Speaker 1: like and again, so then what you get thrown in jail?
Speaker 1: But here and I'm not getting political, but is it.
Speaker 1: Can we make the rules a little bit stricter that
Speaker 1: if you throw something then you're going to jail for
Speaker 1: twenty five years, but a lot of people wouldn't throw
Speaker 1: stuff then. I just don't understand where we're doing this,
Speaker 1: like ridiculous behavior and actually like harming people. I would
Speaker 1: want to be if I'm an entertainer, I'd be like
Speaker 1: mm hmm, I think about that too, Like were Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift like because she's been you know, I've seen so
Speaker 1: much putage her constantlately, just with her being on tour,
Speaker 1: Like even if some psychopaths like too close to her
Speaker 1: on stage or like grabs her foot, like I would
Speaker 1: be I give them so much credit. I really do.
Speaker 1: I just do. I'm not as I'm not as brave
Speaker 1: to like stand out there and basically be like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm a massive target with these you are you're.
Speaker 2: Out on a field. I think about it all the time.
Speaker 2: You honestly, yes, you're out on a field. All it
Speaker 2: would take was some fan chucking something at you. Like,
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're honestly throw something, I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't want to jinx it because I'm sure it's going
Speaker 2: to happen. But I'm smacked in the face by a friggin'
Speaker 2: line drive at a Mets game while I was reporting.
Speaker 1: That was a time No. But it's just behave. Behave.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to go back to like games with
Speaker 2: no fans in the stands and no concerts, like, just behave.
Speaker 1: I just don't. Ever since we've been locked down, people
Speaker 1: are losing their minds on planes or bleeding everywhere. They're like,
Speaker 1: you know, they're throwing shit at Harry Styles. Leave them alone,
Speaker 1: leave them stop. Just behave. You want to throw something,
Speaker 1: throw some that night yourself. I'm sick. Here's what happens
Speaker 1: with that stuff too. And there's all these copycat people, right, like,
Speaker 1: so one person does it and it's like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: I'll do the next one. It's like stop stop, stop,
Speaker 1: stop stop. Have you seen Elton John in concert? I haven't.
Speaker 1: I'm so jealous. No, No, it's over her. I know
Speaker 1: I haven't seen I never got to see him him
Speaker 1: and Whitney Houston.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw him. He actually came to the University
Speaker 2: of Florida, which was pretty cool. I went, Yeah, when
Speaker 2: I was in school. He actually came and did a
Speaker 2: concert there and that was pretty awesome. And then I
Speaker 2: saw him another time too, but yeah, phenomenal. Just I
Speaker 2: read somewhere how old he was, but I don't see
Speaker 2: it in this art.
Speaker 1: Was actually performing me too. Yeah, but there's the one.
Speaker 1: There's those iconic pictures of him at Dodgers Stadium. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just I would I would have loved like living or dead?
Speaker 1: What concert?
Speaker 2: Who would you want to say, seventy six years old
Speaker 2: from Rye Elton John living her dad, Whitney Houston. I
Speaker 2: would have loved to have seen her.
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson would be my Whitney number one, Michael Jackson
Speaker 1: number two. I would have liked to see the Beatles.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope Madonna's doing okay, because that was one
Speaker 2: that I was I thought this, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I would talked to her lately. She
Speaker 1: was she and Michael Rubin's party, probably for.
Speaker 2: Then, but yeah, I would have I thought that that
Speaker 2: concert would have been amazing. To go to all her hits.
Speaker 2: I would have lost my skull if I had gone
Speaker 2: to that hopefully she's all right. I think that thing's
Speaker 2: been postponed.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't hopefully. In my mind over
Speaker 1: you saying losing my skull, if I would lose my
Speaker 1: lose my skull, I go, yeah, Celene. That was so
Speaker 1: I wanted to go to her again. God, I hope
Speaker 1: she's doing okay. I know she's I know I worried.
Speaker 1: I have word about her for a while her. She
Speaker 1: was incredible though her in Vegas, that's where you saw
Speaker 1: r residency she had there. I just got worried when
Speaker 1: she'd hit her curnam and say Rene so frail. I said, yeah,
Speaker 1: so hard. One of my favorite moments from working at
Speaker 1: Extra was I was backstage at a whatever it was.
Speaker 1: It was like a I don't want to say, I
Speaker 1: don't want to say, it's iHeart. It was some musical
Speaker 1: like confluence of people and Share was performing out on
Speaker 1: stage and oh my god, Selene had just come off
Speaker 1: of stage and she was backstage to do interviews and
Speaker 1: she stops me and she she was like, let's go
Speaker 1: watch and I have a video. I gotta find I
Speaker 1: have a video of us walking over and watching Share
Speaker 1: perform on the monitor. Because Selene with Seleen, with Selene,
Speaker 1: and then not only not only are we watching Share.
Speaker 1: My heart will always go on for you, Selene, And
Speaker 1: if I could turn back time, I'd relive this entire
Speaker 1: moment all over again. She then gets all the group,
Speaker 1: like the whole group of reporters, so it's like Access Hollywood,
Speaker 1: Like I remember, was there like all these people for
Speaker 1: us to start singing together. There's a sing along to
Speaker 1: the Share song led by Celene Dion. What was the song? Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't remember. It was just I mean I read
Speaker 1: the video. Well no, I mean because she was singing
Speaker 1: so many it was like it was like a compilation,
Speaker 1: but we were It was just a sing along, yeah,
Speaker 1: led by Selene.
Speaker 2: I got to meet Selene when I went. I guess
Speaker 2: it was like I don't know my bachelorette or I
Speaker 2: don't know. We went with a couple of girls and
Speaker 2: we constance. My manager had set it up where we
Speaker 2: went and we met her backstage. And funny story, my
Speaker 2: girlfriend Jackie, who I always talk about, she's great. I
Speaker 2: mean she but you know, kind of making fun of
Speaker 2: me as we're walking in like this, Yo, We're going
Speaker 2: to Celine Dion.
Speaker 1: For a bachelerrette part.
Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, like we're in Vegas, like
Speaker 2: knock it off, like this is going to be a time.
Speaker 2: Jackie's a time wherever she goes. But you know, we
Speaker 2: go backstage, no phones, put your phones down. Okay, we're
Speaker 2: in this room, just our group and everything is like
Speaker 2: everybody's in their if and their MIC's and okay, how
Speaker 2: much time?
Speaker 1: Five minutes?
Speaker 2: Five minutes, ladies before she comes, and when she comes,
Speaker 2: she will approach you and do not you know, do
Speaker 2: you know the photo meet her? I found out on
Speaker 2: our way there. I didn't know before, but I found
Speaker 2: out as we were walking in because we were I
Speaker 2: was like, where are we going, and They're like, we're
Speaker 2: going to meet her, and I was like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: So it was very like five three minutes, three minutes
Speaker 2: and like you know, Jackie like she just wants her
Speaker 2: like vodka soda. She's just like, oh my god, like
Speaker 2: my husbands want to consmithe I'm good here, like you know,
Speaker 2: like we fine, I'm a two time yeah Stanley cup wife.
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden they go okay and
Speaker 2: yeah ninety seconds and it was like, I mean, what,
Speaker 2: what's happening countdown. She walked in and it was like Elsa, Cinderella,
Speaker 2: and tinker Bell all in one. Walked in the room
Speaker 2: and even Jacqueline.
Speaker 1: Quick goes, whoa, like it was like all of us
Speaker 1: like like goose bumps, hard thing, like it was just
Speaker 1: like losing her mind.
Speaker 2: And then she walked in and she goes, well, are
Speaker 2: you guys gonna say hello? Are you just gonna stand
Speaker 2: there and keep staring at me?
Speaker 1: And it was like hello.
Speaker 2: She walked in and she like grabbed our hands and
Speaker 2: like took a picture of us, and they were like,
Speaker 2: she's getting married. And she goes, you're getting married and
Speaker 2: I was like, I am my husband's Canadian.
Speaker 1: And she goes, where is he from?
Speaker 2: And I was like, eh, Saskatchewan, nothing against Saskatchewan, but
Speaker 2: like she's from Montreal, like I you know, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I want to say, like Montreal, nothing against Seskatchewan, SASKI
Speaker 2: you know, I love you.
Speaker 1: And she grabs my hand and she goes, you are
Speaker 1: marrying a boy from Saskatchewan, like sang me a whole
Speaker 1: song about it.
Speaker 2: And I was like, she goes, you guys want to
Speaker 2: take a picture, and she had a huge cough drop
Speaker 2: in her mouth, and I.
Speaker 1: Was just like, you are, I got it. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I drove all night. Is ever gonna say? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was just gonna sing. I would drive all night
Speaker 2: to get to her. That was my only bummer about
Speaker 2: the concert. She didn't sing that. They played it in
Speaker 2: the intro where they did them ontage how many shows
Speaker 2: she's done, how many people she's performed for, and it
Speaker 2: was like they were singing that. But the one thing
Speaker 2: I will say, Jackie said this, when you go to
Speaker 2: her show, you don't realize how many bangers she has
Speaker 2: or like and like, I remember the one where.
Speaker 1: It goes seems to believe in and like all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, the song goes and Jackie's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: my god, get time, lover, get well, Selene. I love you.
Speaker 1: I know I love her too. Renee. She loved when
Speaker 1: she said her love for Renee. I saw a video
Speaker 1: over on TikTok being wheeled down an aisle for her
Speaker 1: son's wedding, and I don't know if it's true, and
Speaker 1: I just really hope she's okay, because she is a
Speaker 1: superstar slash princess slash musical royalty. Yeah, she's incredible. And
Speaker 1: with that, you're all out of time, but tune in
Speaker 1: next week for all things Selene. My face will clear
Speaker 1: up by that. My God, You'll be great. Sweet hot,
Speaker 1: You'll be great. Love you all. Enjoy the All Star Game,
Speaker 1: sweet cheeks. Oh thanks. I'm going to get on a
Speaker 1: plane right now to take my sweet mother Kathy Thompson
Speaker 1: to an All Star game because she loves the Mariners
Speaker 1: so much. And it's in It's a safe co It's
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