Speaker 1: This guy.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Thursday Show Morning Studio Morning, rough night. Last night,
Speaker 2: I'll be honest with you, it's raining and I had
Speaker 2: made plans to my wife that I was gonna grill,
Speaker 2: but it's raining and there's no cover over the grill,
Speaker 2: so I'm already like correat, so I'm still gonna grill.
Speaker 2: And she had marinated the steak and it was a
Speaker 2: big We ordered off the internet some steak. It was
Speaker 2: a great and it's big, so you'd have to do
Speaker 2: one and you cut it in half and Soga got it.
Speaker 2: And then she had cut up some sweet potatoes and
Speaker 2: like fry things. So all I have to do is
Speaker 2: all I have to do is go ahead and cook
Speaker 2: it like she's done. Really the hard work or the
Speaker 2: work that the work that needs precision, because the prep
Speaker 2: there's some precision that needs to happen sort amounted this
Speaker 2: on it the many hours me man, drop on flame,
Speaker 2: turn man eat.
Speaker 1: So let's get to this stupid stuff. So I go
Speaker 1: out and I take it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, put the sweet potato fries on the fifteen minutes
Speaker 2: and at six and a half or seven, just flip them,
Speaker 2: no problem. I go out like four and a half
Speaker 2: minutes and they're already black on the bottom. And I
Speaker 2: obviously had the heat too high in the grill because
Speaker 2: I turned it on up to a little high and
Speaker 2: then shut it and then didn't check anything.
Speaker 1: So I burnt the crap out of Oh my no.
Speaker 2: So then I flip over and but I'm trying to
Speaker 2: scrape the black off, which you can't really get a
Speaker 2: lot of that black off. And I'm like great, and
Speaker 2: so then I'm like, let me at least get the steak,
Speaker 2: And so I get the steak. What I've learned, and
Speaker 2: I do not consider myself a girl man. Eddie's the
Speaker 2: girl man. But I've gotten a lot better over the
Speaker 2: last year and a half or so because I've just
Speaker 2: done it enough times. What I at times don't do
Speaker 2: is to clean the grill. And who knew it burns stuff.
Speaker 2: If the grills all covered and grill stuff, it burns
Speaker 2: it quick. So I put this meat on and it's
Speaker 2: like three and a half minutes, three and a half minutes.
Speaker 2: Then let it sit with the grill not on but
Speaker 2: still worn for five That's what things said, because some
Speaker 2: kind of like wago steak we ordered really good.
Speaker 3: Really good.
Speaker 2: So I go out, didn't clean the grill, didn't even
Speaker 2: think about it, like two minutes a check.
Speaker 1: I flip it full full black. Oh yeah, yeah, full black,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh no, she's gonna be. All I
Speaker 1: had to do is man cook meat, flip it, man
Speaker 1: flip me, Man cook potato, sounding.
Speaker 4: Like man needed a clean grill.
Speaker 2: Absolutely didn't even think about it, Like I don't think
Speaker 2: I've done it enough to realize that I have to
Speaker 2: clean the grill. And I don't know if it's every time,
Speaker 2: but I didn't. I haven't cleaned it in like three times.
Speaker 2: Do you have a cleaner like one of those scrapers
Speaker 2: I do. It was actually sitting right beside the grill.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, Like it couldn't have been closer to the grill,
Speaker 1: So I didn't scrape it, didn't clean it. So I
Speaker 1: flip it over.
Speaker 2: And as I'm flipping it over, I've then taken a
Speaker 2: knife from inside. I'm trying to slice off the burn
Speaker 2: on the top as like I'm trying to remove a
Speaker 2: layer of skin. So the bottom side, what do you know?
Speaker 2: It burns pretty quickly too. The grill still wasn't clean,
Speaker 2: and I haven't identified what the problem was. Take it
Speaker 2: a little flipper, put it on a plate, and I'm like, well,
Speaker 2: it's pretty torch, but let me cut in the middle
Speaker 2: as pink as could be. So I got two sides
Speaker 2: burnt in the middle of it.
Speaker 1: Basically the cow is still alive.
Speaker 2: It's mooing in the middle, burnt on the outside, mooing
Speaker 2: in the middle. And I'm like, I have to take
Speaker 2: this back into her. I'm embarrassed. It's all I had
Speaker 2: to do. And I said I was going to do it.
Speaker 2: And so I'm walking in with burnt the sweet potato
Speaker 2: fries and there's like little burnt flakes all over the
Speaker 2: things too. Yeah, and then burnt meat that's pink in
Speaker 2: the middle. And so I walk in and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I really screwed this up. She's like, what happened? I said,
Speaker 2: I burnt the stuf. I said, I think I need
Speaker 2: to clean the grill. She's like, this's okay, that's okay.
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out somehow, because I was humiliated. Somehow
Speaker 2: she got a pan, a pot or a pant or
Speaker 2: something and was able to kind of do what I
Speaker 2: tried to do, cut off some of the char off
Speaker 2: both sides and then re like seared it in the house.
Speaker 1: Ended up being great on the stovetop. She and the
Speaker 1: the thing you put it on top of the stove top,
Speaker 1: thank you, And it ended up being great.
Speaker 2: But like she had to do double the word then
Speaker 2: what she would have had to do had she also
Speaker 2: grilled it. And she did something with the potatoes where
Speaker 2: I think she cut she like cut the potatoes smaller
Speaker 2: and was able to remove a lot of the burn.
Speaker 1: I think spent another thirty minutes. She's getting the mill ready,
Speaker 1: and then I just covered in a one which I
Speaker 1: would have anyway. It doesn't matter to me, is we
Speaker 1: ended up having a good meal with it. I just
Speaker 1: so would you learn to clean the grill?
Speaker 3: That's one.
Speaker 1: What's the question you always.
Speaker 4: Ask, Oh, what does this make possible?
Speaker 1: What makes possible is I don't I need Eddie to
Speaker 1: come over and grill?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no one.
Speaker 3: Him and my.
Speaker 2: Buddy Steve Man, they're awesome on the grill. I don't
Speaker 2: know if it's a coincidence they're both Mexican. Yeah, but well,
Speaker 2: I mean, my two best grillers, none of them were three,
Speaker 2: None of them are white.
Speaker 1: None of my white friends are the best grillers. It's
Speaker 1: a culture in Mexican.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 5: All we did was grill growing up. Like my dad,
Speaker 5: that's all he did every single day.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying white people can't grill, but in my life,
Speaker 2: my three best grillers not white people.
Speaker 1: So what I need to learn to clean the oven?
Speaker 4: Grill?
Speaker 3: Goly?
Speaker 1: You're right? The other pit?
Speaker 6: Yeah, and there's other ways.
Speaker 1: A game in the heat. I put the heat up
Speaker 1: too high to make sure before I put it in.
Speaker 6: I mean that's in anything like if you're cooking on
Speaker 6: the stovetops.
Speaker 4: No, that's not how it works well.
Speaker 5: And the most important one, don't walk away, man, watch it.
Speaker 1: It wouldn't matter two minutes.
Speaker 4: Would you go do?
Speaker 1: Oh you played a game?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: I was probably looking, but I got a bunch of
Speaker 1: cards and I was. It doesn't matter. I probably it
Speaker 1: was raining.
Speaker 4: It was raining too, Yes, but did you do you
Speaker 4: have an umbrella?
Speaker 1: The grill didn't?
Speaker 4: No, No, you can have.
Speaker 1: I'm okay to be wet, okay by any other food.
Speaker 1: I don't wanted that to be wet. So that was bad.
Speaker 1: That was bad. Night just got worse. My wife saved that.
Speaker 2: I'm up and I'm working on this show, and Mike
Speaker 2: and I areson and notes back and forth, and Mike's say.
Speaker 1: What about this? And I'm like, cool, can you send
Speaker 1: me this? And we're working on some segment ideas and
Speaker 1: we're getting the show ready, and I like to lean
Speaker 1: my chair back on two feet. Yeah we all right,
Speaker 1: we all know that in eighth grade.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like to lean my chair back.
Speaker 4: And I'm talking.
Speaker 1: I leaned for an Eller.
Speaker 2: Have two dogs, Stanley the bulldog, and Eller is a
Speaker 2: bunch of different breeds.
Speaker 1: The dog we found and adopted.
Speaker 2: I guess her foot ended up under the chair, so
Speaker 2: I leaned up and I leaned down.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, can this be any worse?
Speaker 6: Fan mail and get all the air.
Speaker 7: Get something we call Bobby's mail.
Speaker 1: Dig get heir, Hello Bobby Bones.
Speaker 2: Two years ago, my sister decided to pursue hair as
Speaker 2: her career. While she was in hair school, I oftentimes
Speaker 2: was the haircut and color dummy because she had to
Speaker 2: learn on someone, and I was often not the most satisfied.
Speaker 1: But she was learning well.
Speaker 2: She graduated almost a year ago, and I still don't
Speaker 2: like the way she does my hair. She often has
Speaker 2: to fix it, but I don't like it then either.
Speaker 2: I want to be a supportive sister, but two years
Speaker 2: seems plenty long enough to learn, right. Should I try
Speaker 2: going to a different stylist even though she'll be able
Speaker 2: to tell, Or should I just wait it out? Thanks
Speaker 2: for your advice, Signed shoddy styled sister Ayan. You can
Speaker 2: have this one.
Speaker 6: Oh man, this would be so hard because for me,
Speaker 6: I'm thinking about if it was my sister, and I
Speaker 6: love her and I don't want to hurt her feelings.
Speaker 4: And also I would just have to do the hard
Speaker 4: thing and say, hey, I've loved being on this journey
Speaker 4: with you.
Speaker 6: I'm so glad you're finally here, and now it's time
Speaker 6: I'm gonna start having some appointments elsewhere.
Speaker 1: I would just go somewhere else and then address it after.
Speaker 3: You do it.
Speaker 4: Mister, you don't want to have a pre talk, have
Speaker 4: two talks.
Speaker 2: Now, you gotta have the talk. I'm gonna go do it,
Speaker 2: and then you gotta have the talk afterward where it's
Speaker 2: all weird, like, oh do you like it? How does
Speaker 2: she do it? Was she better than me?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 1: She different? Oh it's different.
Speaker 4: Well that's why I feel like if you have the
Speaker 4: talk before then it's okay, you don't have to have
Speaker 4: the talk after.
Speaker 2: What I would do is I want to find a
Speaker 2: day that she's like out of town or something and
Speaker 2: can't do it and be like, I had to go
Speaker 2: get my hair done this day. Sorry, it's done. I
Speaker 2: love it, though, I'm just gonna go to her. It's
Speaker 2: just easier for me to not because whenever you do it,
Speaker 2: and if I'm not satisfied, it's awkward when I come to.
Speaker 4: You, so you don't think it's the sister.
Speaker 6: She's going to be like sensing the fact like, oh man,
Speaker 6: you man, you did this on purpose. You waited for
Speaker 6: a day that I couldn't do it, and you didn't
Speaker 6: feel like you could come to me.
Speaker 2: And I don't want to have two awkward talks. I
Speaker 2: want to have one awkward talk. I want to be
Speaker 2: as a fishing as possible. I want to have one
Speaker 2: awkward talk. Get it all out of the way. I
Speaker 2: don't want to have the pre it's awkward, the post
Speaker 2: it's awkward. I just want to have the post where
Speaker 2: it's awkward.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 1: That's all.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Not the healthiest, not the most honest, but I think
Speaker 2: the most effective and isn't that what life's all about?
Speaker 6: Sure? Yeah, no, I mean Rybone's going to handle it differently, obviously,
Speaker 6: I go, I go talk.
Speaker 4: Should I go straight for it? You just got to,
Speaker 4: like say, you're gonna move on.
Speaker 2: Man the first time you get your haircut. Though, after
Speaker 2: that talk, it's gonna be so weird. You won't want
Speaker 2: to go around her because she knows she's gonna be
Speaker 2: looking at it, So just include it all.
Speaker 6: Of course she is, but if you've been supporting her
Speaker 6: these past few years, letting her test things out on.
Speaker 4: Your hair, so she should be supportive of your decision.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're healthy. Approach drives me crazy.
Speaker 2: So you're mature, healthy, communicative. That drives me bonkers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a tough thing. Yeah, good luck, good luck. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we get the glass on us. I say, just go
Speaker 2: get your hair cut by somebody else and then address
Speaker 2: it after that, all in one, one big scoop.
Speaker 4: It's hard enough.
Speaker 6: Like I've swapped hair people before, after years and years,
Speaker 6: and it is so hard.
Speaker 4: It's so hard.
Speaker 1: What are you doing that?
Speaker 4: I can't imagine your sister, I've switched people.
Speaker 3: What do you do?
Speaker 1: You just not go back? Yeah, I switched when they
Speaker 1: had a baby. Oh that's good.
Speaker 4: He waited for the.
Speaker 1: It's long play.
Speaker 2: Play they were they were out for months, like, they
Speaker 2: didn't cut it for three or four months, and obviously
Speaker 2: I need a few haircuts in that time.
Speaker 1: So I went to somebody knew and that makes sense.
Speaker 4: And I've even talked to my hair.
Speaker 1: Pictures over your sister will be like, oh yeah.
Speaker 6: But they've even expressed like they understand too that sometimes
Speaker 6: there just needs to be a change and they get it.
Speaker 6: And sometimes your schedules just don't match up and getting
Speaker 6: it get it.
Speaker 2: But your haircut person might yes, yeah, other people are
Speaker 2: leaving to come to the new hair person the same
Speaker 2: way they're leaving the hair person exactly the attrician.
Speaker 1: But the sister just get it done. Thank you, good luck,
Speaker 1: glad it's not us.
Speaker 3: Close it up. We got your game, Manil, and we
Speaker 3: read it on the air. Now let's find the.
Speaker 4: Clothes Bobby failed that year.
Speaker 1: Older versus millennial Old Lunchbox Young Morgan trivia questions about
Speaker 1: each other's generation. Lunchbox, your first question that Morgan should
Speaker 1: know the answer to, what's the name of the fictional
Speaker 1: country in Marble's Black Panther movie.
Speaker 3: Wakanda.
Speaker 1: That's correct, good John, Wow up. First, he's a captain
Speaker 1: a cringe, He says, all he does is win. After
Speaker 1: a soccer game his shower, he will be skipping, and
Speaker 1: if he gets a to go order, you know he
Speaker 1: won't be tipping.
Speaker 4: It's Lunchbox accurate, all accurate, all accurate.
Speaker 1: By the way, you're up three to one. Oh, here
Speaker 1: we go.
Speaker 3: Which video game?
Speaker 2: Lunchbox, released in twenty eleven, involves building and crafting in
Speaker 2: a blocky pixelated world with block animals, enemies, tools, and resources.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Bobby, give me Minecraft for five hundred.
Speaker 2: I don't have five hundred, but you get Minecraft crack Lunchbox.
Speaker 2: Who sings the song say so? That also has a
Speaker 2: popular TikTok.
Speaker 3: Dance Olivia Rodrigo and correg Quality guests Morgan.
Speaker 8: Say so he so, Gosh, I don't know if I
Speaker 8: know this.
Speaker 4: Did we get a clip of the song?
Speaker 3: Did I get one?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 7: Dang?
Speaker 4: Hey got her?
Speaker 1: You got served?
Speaker 4: Listen? Say so?
Speaker 3: Just say so? You don't know it? All right?
Speaker 1: That Bilena Gomez dog Cat.
Speaker 4: All right, We're gonna go to Morgan now and do her.
Speaker 1: Here's his opponent. She runs all of our digital She
Speaker 1: stands proudly at five feet flat. She loves animals and
Speaker 1: has a dog and a cat. It's Morgan, which, by
Speaker 1: the way, did you rescue another dog so you gave
Speaker 1: the other one to your parents?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I have a foster right now, another foster dog, So.
Speaker 1: You're fostering until someone else at opts it.
Speaker 8: Yep, I didn't find this one, and this one just came.
Speaker 4: Through the rescue.
Speaker 3: Good for you.
Speaker 1: Why do you feel the need I asked this center,
Speaker 1: not any sort of judgment away in a positive way.
Speaker 1: Why do you feel the need to continue to rescue?
Speaker 8: It's just the animal shelters and rescues, they're so full.
Speaker 8: The numbers are higher than they've ever been, and there's
Speaker 8: just not enough people that are able to help.
Speaker 4: So and I do have a home that can help. Well,
Speaker 4: I'm rooting for you now. I hope you win this game.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Whoa Morgan's questions?
Speaker 2: Here we go, Morgan, These are questions that are a
Speaker 2: bit older, so lunchbox will probably know. Here we go
Speaker 2: name one of the two bands featured on Beavis and
Speaker 2: butt Heads t shirts in the nineties animated show Beavis
Speaker 2: and butt.
Speaker 4: Head you guys made me watch this.
Speaker 2: Name one of the two bands. They're both wearing a
Speaker 2: shirt with a band on it. Can you name one
Speaker 2: of the two bands?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys made me watch this.
Speaker 8: And I don't think I was very atach to their
Speaker 8: t shirts, but I think one of them has kiss
Speaker 8: on it.
Speaker 1: Play your answer? Yeah, incorrect? Dang, must watch steal ac DC,
Speaker 1: butt Heead has ACDC, Beavis has Metallica.
Speaker 4: They all look the same to me.
Speaker 2: Morgan who was the president of the United States nineteen
Speaker 2: eighty one to nineteen eighty nine? Where you were you're
Speaker 2: born ninety three, eighty one to eighty nine?
Speaker 1: Who was the president.
Speaker 4: Eighty one to eighty nine? So they served?
Speaker 8: Whye dang? Okay, that doesn't really help me, but that's cool.
Speaker 8: Play check out my presidents more often? Nineteen one to
Speaker 8: nineteen eighty nine? Was that George was that Georges Bush's dad?
Speaker 8: How far back do who's two thousand and two? Okay,
Speaker 8: maybe I'm gonna go George Bush.
Speaker 1: George Bush was the vice president for this person was
Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan?
Speaker 4: Dang, right there?
Speaker 1: Oh I stuck with Bush?
Speaker 3: Then out, I guess Ronald Reagan, you already won yeah,
Speaker 3: I know. I'm just giving her the club. I know,
Speaker 3: And when I took me a while to get to there,
Speaker 3: I was like, man, it could have been Jimmy Carter.
Speaker 3: I had no idea, really, Morgan.
Speaker 2: What Band's nineteen eighty five live aid performance at Wembley
Speaker 2: Stadium nineteen eighty five is considered one of the greatest
Speaker 2: of all time, and it was featured in a twenty
Speaker 2: eighteen biopic What Band's nineteen eighty five live Aid performance
Speaker 2: Wembley Stadium.
Speaker 4: It's featured in a twenty eighteen Bioly.
Speaker 8: Tells me it's like Europe, the British Band and twenty eighteen.
Speaker 8: Recently there was one on the Beatles, there was one
Speaker 8: on Queen recently.
Speaker 4: I would probably go Beatles.
Speaker 1: And you'd probably be wrong.
Speaker 3: Oh, Dan, it's time for the good news.
Speaker 2: I want to tell you the story about Billy Sparks.
Speaker 2: So he lost his job. He was homeless, but he
Speaker 2: continued to get his associate's degree from a California community college.
Speaker 1: So he gets his degree. He's homeless, he loses his stepfather.
Speaker 1: So after he graduates from this college, he goes to
Speaker 1: a bigger school that had a football program and He's like,
Speaker 1: I think want to play football, So started playing football.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so he then goes and plays. It's American football,
Speaker 2: but in Europe. He's good enough to go play in Croatia.
Speaker 2: Who knew they had football? Other places must be small.
Speaker 2: But he goes and plays football in Croatia for a year.
Speaker 2: He comes back, he's been homeless, he's had people in
Speaker 2: his life die. He goes to college, graduates college, he
Speaker 2: comes back and he learns that three of his relatives,
Speaker 2: John Ivory and Billy Junior were living in foster care.
Speaker 2: He had not been in touch with them, and so
Speaker 2: he comes back in and he was like, hey, I'll
Speaker 2: take them in. But again, it's not like he had
Speaker 2: a bunch of money or anything. And Habitat for Humanity
Speaker 2: in the group in the town raised twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 2: and they found an old house that was almost built.
Speaker 1: They finished building it. And so not only do they
Speaker 1: help him.
Speaker 2: Get in, but because he took in the three kids,
Speaker 2: he helped all four of them. So he's also helping
Speaker 2: the kids get back on track as well because they
Speaker 2: were all in foster care.
Speaker 1: Just a lot of like many levels to that.
Speaker 2: But it's even the people that helped him graduate college
Speaker 2: while knowing he was homeless, which gave him a place
Speaker 2: to thrive. Then he comes back home, sees other people
Speaker 2: are struggling, takes them in, and then other people help
Speaker 2: him by building the house so we can take them in.
Speaker 2: It's just a lot of goodness. I wanted to share
Speaker 2: that WTSP with the story. Big shout out to Billy Sparks.
Speaker 2: He has overcome a lot and he's doing a lot
Speaker 2: for the town and for those kids, and that is
Speaker 2: what it's all about.
Speaker 4: That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2: Is Lunchbox of Karen by his complaint, So lunchbox, what
Speaker 2: happened and tell us why you complained.
Speaker 3: So I took the family to the pool City pool.
Speaker 3: It closes at eight pm. We're there at seven point thirty,
Speaker 3: and yes, as it gets later at night, it clears out.
Speaker 3: So it's seven thirty. We are the only people at
Speaker 3: the pool. We have the whole pool to ourselves swimming,
Speaker 3: and the lifeguard blows whistle, closing it up, like what
Speaker 3: you close at eight? Closing it up early? Why, I
Speaker 3: guess there's not enough people there, So he wants to leave,
Speaker 3: wants to leave early.
Speaker 1: So are you sure that was the case. And it
Speaker 1: was like weather because it was.
Speaker 3: There was no lightning, there was no thunder, there was
Speaker 3: no nothing. There was no like horn that went off
Speaker 3: that said hey, everybody, get out of the pool. He
Speaker 3: just said boom, all right, closing up. And so at
Speaker 3: seven thirty he closed the pool, like, hello, you're open
Speaker 3: to light so we can swim here. It doesn't matter
Speaker 3: if there's no one there. You need to keep the
Speaker 3: pool open.
Speaker 1: Did you say that to him?
Speaker 3: I said, dude, you don't close to late, and he goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not really that busy going to close it up early.
Speaker 1: I'll be irritated by that.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. It seems like someone just wanted to go
Speaker 4: like home from their drum or.
Speaker 1: Someone made the decision, Hey, we're spending resources when there's
Speaker 1: nobody here.
Speaker 4: If one team, it's a city pool, I.
Speaker 1: Know with their lights there's like electric bills there in summers.
Speaker 2: Making that decision, no, but they could have told them like,
Speaker 2: if if it gets down to a certain point because
Speaker 2: of how hot it is, and we've got to spend
Speaker 2: all this money on the and apparently cities on my money,
Speaker 2: I don't know. You listen to our politicians always got
Speaker 2: money for anything. I would have been irritated though.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I called the pool and you guys were
Speaker 1: swimming to eight o'clock. The pool. The pool, there's the
Speaker 1: pool there.
Speaker 3: I called the super like I called the pool.
Speaker 4: How do you do that?
Speaker 3: You look up the phone number and you call it?
Speaker 3: What did you look up? The city pool? Yeah? He
Speaker 3: google pool.
Speaker 1: So what you looked at, like the name of the
Speaker 1: part of the city there and then call the pool
Speaker 1: is missus chlorine there?
Speaker 2: Okay, here's lifesbox calling the community pool to speak to
Speaker 2: the manager of the lifeguards.
Speaker 1: Here we go, cool, this is going to help you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have a real problem. So I came there
Speaker 3: the other night with my family. We were swimming. It
Speaker 3: was great, and it was like seven thirty pm and
Speaker 3: we were the only ones in the pool, and your
Speaker 3: lifeguard decided up blew the whistles, said hey, we're closing.
Speaker 3: But I thought you closed at eight o'clock and not
Speaker 3: seven thirty.
Speaker 9: You are correct, we do close at eight pm. I
Speaker 9: will have a conversation with him and I will try
Speaker 9: to understand what was going on.
Speaker 3: And when you say talk to them, you mean like
Speaker 3: that person will be let go. So next time I
Speaker 3: go to the pool, I won't have to see that lifeguard, right, I.
Speaker 4: Will take care of the situation.
Speaker 9: I don't believe that it warrants a termination.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and maybe, you know, maybe give him a drug test.
Speaker 3: Maybe he was on something, he couldn't read his watch,
Speaker 3: he didn't know what time it was. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just thought it was inexcusable. And my new year's
Speaker 3: resolution is to see something, say something. I'm going to
Speaker 3: give my opinion more and this is my opinion. He
Speaker 3: should be fired, drug tested or something like that. I
Speaker 3: don't know, but unacceptable.
Speaker 9: I completely understand your frustration and it will be dealt with.
Speaker 3: So maybe next time I can have reserved like VIP access.
Speaker 3: You can put the table on chairs of the side,
Speaker 3: and maybe you guys can maybe grill me some hot
Speaker 3: dogs while I'm there.
Speaker 9: Unfortunately, we are unable to provide that kind of service.
Speaker 9: But you let me know the next time you come in,
Speaker 9: and I will make sure that you're taken care of.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, thank you, thank you for taking my call.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it, and I thought calling you was better
Speaker 3: than calling nine to one one.
Speaker 9: Definitely, yes, Okay, thank you, So much.
Speaker 1: Of course, she didn't even know how to respond.
Speaker 2: Now, this is where I get in trouble, and this
Speaker 2: is where nuance really serves its purpose. I agree with
Speaker 2: Lunchbox back in time. That's the first part of this
Speaker 2: segment when I said I will be irritated too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll be irritated if it says anything, says seven thirty.
Speaker 2: And then it's a this situation and then you don't
Speaker 2: really know why, and you're like, he, I'll be irritating
Speaker 2: to me. But I wouldn't have done this and called
Speaker 2: up and wanted to have him fired. It's not a
Speaker 2: fireable offense.
Speaker 3: Well, obviously he doesn't care about his job.
Speaker 1: And then why drug tested?
Speaker 2: And also there's a lifeguard shortage and just trying to
Speaker 2: like fire the one life guard.
Speaker 3: Thirty minutes, all right, thirty minutes.
Speaker 6: Yes, and she said you'd handle it appropriately. She'll figure
Speaker 6: it out, but doesn't need to be terminating.
Speaker 2: Then what if he had to go home because it
Speaker 2: was like an emergency or something. I thought that we
Speaker 2: don't know, like we're signing that goal.
Speaker 3: He won't moving very fast and like he was running
Speaker 3: out of there, like oh I got a call. I
Speaker 3: mean he's up on the lifeguard stand. There's no phone
Speaker 3: up there.
Speaker 2: I feel like what you did was a bit extreme
Speaker 2: for something I initially agreed with you on.
Speaker 3: So we're all on the same side that we are not.
Speaker 2: And that's my problem is that I think you're a
Speaker 2: little too aggressive and he should be fired.
Speaker 1: You want grilled hot dogs?
Speaker 3: He wanted bottle ug tests.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he wants sparklers and his hot dogs, and they
Speaker 1: bring it to him. But can they to hook you up?
Speaker 3: I'm nothing, They don't really have any I just thought
Speaker 3: maybe they could bring a grill in.
Speaker 1: And then this poor lady who answers the phone is
Speaker 1: going to deal with you. You hear at the very end go.
Speaker 2: Or she doesn't quite know how to respond, and you know,
Speaker 2: I mean that she's like, I got some jerk, and
Speaker 2: now she has to have a talk with the kid.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: To me, her voice sounds like she wasn't evenally gonna
Speaker 3: have a talk. It was just have a talk. I
Speaker 3: think she'll have a talk.
Speaker 2: I got a call from this idiot who just don't
Speaker 2: close it earlier or here's a picture of him, don't
Speaker 2: close if he's here early. We agree, I think we
Speaker 2: all agree, right closed early yeah, right, but I agree
Speaker 2: we agree commercial? No, no, commercial, I don't think we
Speaker 2: agreed it. How far you went in the call? What
Speaker 2: do we agree with that?
Speaker 1: Yes, not the way.
Speaker 3: To do it.
Speaker 4: I'm not even going to call.
Speaker 3: Why would you not call.
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 1: I might send an email.
Speaker 2: I probably am not, but if I were going to,
Speaker 2: I might send an email and be like, hey, am
Speaker 2: I confused on?
Speaker 1: So I would ask you that way? Up? Am I
Speaker 1: missing something? Are we closing earlier now that the school
Speaker 1: is about to start back?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: I should ask it that way.
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: He might be on rugs.
Speaker 3: I think he's on meth.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Never know.
Speaker 1: Man couldn't read his watch.
Speaker 3: He was so stoned. Could have been like, oh man,
Speaker 3: or he was hungry, you got the munchies.
Speaker 1: I do think you went to full caring, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Caring about my family, having a good expression.
Speaker 1: Got it, got it, nailed it. I want to talk
Speaker 1: to Joelie and DC.
Speaker 2: You know we're talking about this guy was like, hey,
Speaker 2: I bought my girl a ring, but I don't want
Speaker 2: to propose yet.
Speaker 1: I just want to get her a ring.
Speaker 2: And we're like, ooh easy, big fella, that's tricky. Hey,
Speaker 2: Joey tell me something here, what's going on?
Speaker 10: Don't give the ring.
Speaker 11: When my husband and I were dating.
Speaker 10: He pulls out the little black book and says, this
Speaker 10: isn't what you think it is.
Speaker 11: And I open it and it's a.
Speaker 10: Beautiful pair of two carrot diamond earrings. We are married
Speaker 10: for over twenty years and to this day, I think
Speaker 10: those stupid ear rings and we'll not wear them. So
Speaker 10: don't do it, bro Like, do something else. Don't even
Speaker 10: get her the ear to beat honest with you. Get
Speaker 10: her something else, get her the tap fired and gag
Speaker 10: hert ring down the line. But it broke my heart,
Speaker 10: and my whole family was around and watched it, and
Speaker 10: even my mother was mad at him. So get a
Speaker 10: different gift.
Speaker 3: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: I think the tricky part of this was the shape
Speaker 2: of the box, which also could have been consumed as
Speaker 2: a ring. So there are a lot of ways you
Speaker 2: can mess this up if you were going to get
Speaker 2: her ear rings.
Speaker 1: Jolie.
Speaker 2: For example, what you do is you get a box
Speaker 2: that was or a bag that was sent for Amazon,
Speaker 2: and you put in the bubbles and you go, hey,
Speaker 2: we gotta eat this Amazon package and she finds it
Speaker 2: that way, you just can't do either a ring or
Speaker 2: something in a ring shaped box when you're in that
Speaker 2: state of could he propose at any time, because what's
Speaker 2: going to happen for the most part is they're gonna go,
Speaker 2: oh my god, am I being proposed to?
Speaker 1: And then no.
Speaker 2: And if you ever have to start a gift with
Speaker 2: it's not what you think it is, that gift will
Speaker 2: not be taken as.
Speaker 1: Wonderfully as you would like it to be. It reminds me.
Speaker 2: I was on the opery stage. I thought Ribo was
Speaker 2: inviting me to be a member of the opry. She
Speaker 2: comes on stage. I'm like, oh my god, Now what
Speaker 2: she was like. I was like, hey, cool, thank you,
Speaker 2: you did a great job because I was doing stand
Speaker 2: up as she was delayed.
Speaker 1: With like a wardrobe change.
Speaker 2: And for anybody else, tab Riba come up to you
Speaker 2: and go, hey, that's really funny.
Speaker 1: Thanks for doing that. That had been awesome. But I
Speaker 1: thought she's about to say, do you want to be
Speaker 1: a member of the Grand Ole Opry. I thought that
Speaker 1: was the ring.
Speaker 3: I thought I was being proposed to, and it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It was just in a box and I opened the
Speaker 2: box and I said, hey, you were funny on the
Speaker 2: Opry stage.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That was the ear rings and that wasn't fun And
Speaker 2: I would have that memory and love and cherishit, except
Speaker 2: for I thought I was being proposed to by the
Speaker 2: Opry and I wasn't.
Speaker 6: So what led like a box will lead someone to
Speaker 6: believe that again, what led you to that?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 2: One I'd done I don't know, fifteen twenty shows at
Speaker 2: the Opry. I know I've always wanted to be a member,
Speaker 2: and then what happened to? Somebody famous walks on and
Speaker 2: invites you to be a member. And anytime that can happen,
Speaker 2: So Riba comes on side stage and.
Speaker 4: You just thought that that was your Riba was the
Speaker 4: box you're.
Speaker 1: Saying, yeah, yeah, ri Here it comes a small ring
Speaker 1: box walking right up to me, pull off the top
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, oh, that's a pair of earrings.
Speaker 1: That's what it felt like. Hey, Jolie, I appreciate that story.
Speaker 1: Thank you for calling.
Speaker 7: Thank you.
Speaker 10: I have a great day studio.
Speaker 1: You to see you later. Hey, I want to go
Speaker 1: talk to Shandy, who's on the phone in Fort Wayne. Shandy,
Speaker 1: we appreciate you calling. We have a guy that wants
Speaker 1: to get his girl a ring, but it's not the
Speaker 1: appropriate time. I think, Shandy, what do you think?
Speaker 3: Righton?
Speaker 11: C So I will tell you what I think from
Speaker 11: my personal experience. I was dating a guy for almost
Speaker 11: two years and we were on a cruise ship and
Speaker 11: we're at this captain's dinner, all fancy, and they bring
Speaker 11: this dessert out and I'm like, I didn't order dessert.
Speaker 11: And they lift this thing up and in the middle
Speaker 11: of this plate is a freaking ring. It wasn't a
Speaker 11: diamond ring. It was my burthstone, but it was a
Speaker 11: big ring and it was like this huge spectacle. I
Speaker 11: freaked out. I'm sweating just telling you this story. By
Speaker 11: the way, like I instantly revert back to PPSC so
Speaker 11: I'd be like, get up and I'm running. I'm like,
Speaker 11: where am I going to run to? I'm stuck on
Speaker 11: this cruise ship.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 11: I had no clue what was going on. I'm like,
Speaker 11: seeing is a down on one knee? Is he proposing?
Speaker 11: I was? It was so confusing. I was mortified. He
Speaker 11: was mortified. He came shaking after me. He's like, I
Speaker 11: thought you were going to jump overboard. What It's just
Speaker 11: a ring, It's just And I'm like why. I have
Speaker 11: no clue what was happening. What finger do I put
Speaker 11: it on?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 11: Are you proposing to me or you not? It was
Speaker 11: so awkward and a long story short, there's hope because
Speaker 11: I did eventually marry that man five years this year,
Speaker 11: so it worked. Something worked. But he proposed two years
Speaker 11: later and we got married two years later. But initially
Speaker 11: it's not a good idea. Do what I feel like,
Speaker 11: amy maybe or someone said ear rings, any other type
Speaker 11: of jewelry. Don't do a ring. Don't freak the girl
Speaker 11: out because look, I'm shaking. You guys can't see me,
Speaker 11: but I'm shaking just talking.
Speaker 1: About it, you hear it.
Speaker 11: It was so traumatized thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was so nervous, nervous, Oh my god, and
Speaker 2: there's nothing that can happen except disappointment.
Speaker 4: Did you ever explain what I am?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 4: Why? Why?
Speaker 3: The why?
Speaker 1: The whole presentation was present dramatic.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 11: He listened to the advice of his sweet, wonderful mother,
Speaker 11: whom I adore, but she just had this idea that
Speaker 11: he should present it like this.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 11: His sister kept saying, don't do that. She's gonna think
Speaker 11: you're like asking her to marry you. But he listened
Speaker 11: to his mom because that's he's a sweet guy and
Speaker 11: that's what he does, and so he listened to the
Speaker 11: advice to his mother. She wanted it to be, you know, like,
Speaker 11: I'll do this, and that's why soon his mom I
Speaker 11: literally he had the cover find me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Shandy, I appreciate you reliving that with us because
Speaker 2: I think it's great for a lot of guys to hear.
Speaker 2: Because we had this conversation. I think it's great for
Speaker 2: a lot of guys to hear. Don't do the ring.
Speaker 2: Just don't do the ring and tell us time to
Speaker 2: be ringed. It's just a it's not good.
Speaker 4: Or any box that looks like a ring box.
Speaker 3: Yepeah.
Speaker 2: If you find an old coin from nineteen twenty seven
Speaker 2: and you want to get don't put it in an
Speaker 2: old square box.
Speaker 4: It's a bracelet in the shape of ring box.
Speaker 1: Nope, no, don't do that.
Speaker 3: Shandy.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Have a great day, you guys to thank.
Speaker 2: Our voicemail is flooded with these. I'm just gonna play
Speaker 2: one here you go.
Speaker 12: I'm sure you've gotten a ton of messages like this already,
Speaker 12: but I just wanted to call and say that that
Speaker 12: new like ending jingle to the first time of the
Speaker 12: podcasts is straight fire. I know I'm probably too old
Speaker 12: to be using that lingo also, but I don't know
Speaker 12: how I subscribe it. I mean, I literally find myself
Speaker 12: jamming out to it. Good job you guys, longtime listener,
Speaker 12: Thank you for all that you do.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I still sing it, and you know, some
Speaker 1: days I'm gonna go back to the whole version. Who's
Speaker 1: the end of the first top.
Speaker 2: Of and it does sound a lot like the Hell
Speaker 2: to the Chief Meet Yankee Doodle. Yeah, but I will
Speaker 2: not say that out loud. I will keep that to myself.
Speaker 2: I check it out.
Speaker 1: We put it up there.
Speaker 2: People were complaining about it, so I doubled up h
Speaker 2: double up uh uh, and doubled down on it. Thank
Speaker 2: you for that. Check out the Bobby Bone Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Give me the next one, please, Hey.
Speaker 7: Good morning studio. I got a cameo made by Launchtop
Speaker 7: for my mom. I taped it awesome with so I
Speaker 7: appreciate that. But at the end it asked me if
Speaker 7: I wanted to.
Speaker 4: Leave a tip.
Speaker 7: I wrote no, because I thought it'd be hilarious just
Speaker 7: to see what he thought about it. Since he didn't
Speaker 7: get a tip.
Speaker 1: So just let me know, Lunchbox, you were not tipped.
Speaker 3: Sor right, not worried about it.
Speaker 1: I didn't know you extra extra to deserve a tip.
Speaker 3: Not I didn't do anything extra. I didn't show up
Speaker 3: at their house. I did the cameo like they asked
Speaker 3: me to do, and I did a great job, like
Speaker 3: she said, she was satisfied customer. Hopefully she let me
Speaker 3: five stars. That's what I'm happy about. But the tip
Speaker 3: would have been great. But when she says no, it
Speaker 3: doesn't send me a message. So if she was trying
Speaker 3: to hurt my feelings, I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: Got it, Okay, thank you for that. Appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Amy's pile of stories.
Speaker 6: Researchers have shared. They five habits of happy people.
Speaker 1: Okay, ready, I'm gonna go five. I got three for five,
Speaker 1: big win.
Speaker 4: Go okay. Happy people go with the flow.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, I create the flow. Well I don't
Speaker 2: like the flow I leave? Yeah, no I don't. I'm
Speaker 2: not a good go with the flow guy.
Speaker 4: Happy people perform random acts of kindness.
Speaker 1: I definitely can co sign that one.
Speaker 4: I'm one in happy people nurture relationship. I'm getting better.
Speaker 4: I'm half in one and.
Speaker 6: A half points expressing gratitude. They practice gratitude a lot
Speaker 6: happy people.
Speaker 4: I'm half in.
Speaker 1: I've been working on it. I do Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4: We all do that personal thanksgiving.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought you mean like a November. No, I
Speaker 1: do personal Thanksgiving.
Speaker 6: Keep a journal, yeah, it's not your gratitude journal Thanksgiving journeys.
Speaker 1: I'm at two because I gave myself two halves.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, all right, and happy people are really good
Speaker 4: at celebrating news big and small.
Speaker 1: So I'm two, so I do not pass. No, no, okay,
Speaker 1: Well how did you do?
Speaker 4: Hit? Pretty good? Pretty good?
Speaker 1: How many did you get? What your score?
Speaker 6: I feel like I work for five out of five?
Speaker 6: But that seems I feel we're even saying that.
Speaker 2: But it's true that people also don't admit when they're
Speaker 2: really good at something, oh, because they don't need to
Speaker 2: because they're so happy.
Speaker 3: No, I mean I could.
Speaker 4: There's some I definitely could work on.
Speaker 1: Oh my need to work.
Speaker 4: But yeah, that's what we need to be happy.
Speaker 6: There's a new job called baby namer, and it's just
Speaker 6: that you get paid to name people's babies. Like if
Speaker 6: a couple is arguing and they can't decide on the name,
Speaker 6: they'll hire you like.
Speaker 2: Wange anybody I know the hire a baby namer. You
Speaker 2: want to be a friend anymore. If you're hiring somebody
Speaker 2: to name your baby, you are not my friend. You
Speaker 2: make terrible decisions. And if you're making this terrible decision,
Speaker 2: you're making the other ones, you're not being my friend.
Speaker 1: You're too dumb. How much are they paying these people?
Speaker 4: Well, this one woman said she's making three hundred and
Speaker 4: fifty dollars per hour. But I mean, it can't.
Speaker 5: Say baby, So you tell them, like, let me think
Speaker 5: about it for about five hours.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it is. Write your time down like
Speaker 1: a lawyer.
Speaker 4: When you see that, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I will name anybody's baby, hear me now, for free,
Speaker 1: send me a picture.
Speaker 2: I will name your baby. But the only reason I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do it for free is if you agree that
Speaker 2: whatever I say, you have to name it. But I
Speaker 2: will name any baby for free. I will cut the
Speaker 2: legs out of her and her job right there. I
Speaker 2: will name any baby. And if what if you find
Speaker 2: out your friends paid somebody three hund fifty bucks and
Speaker 2: name their kid, that's that's the dumbst thing ever heard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, idiots, idiots.
Speaker 4: I mean people send money on a lot of things.
Speaker 1: You say, no, that's justid They should keep spending on those,
Speaker 1: a lot of things that not a baby name.
Speaker 6: And as you said, a lot of her business too,
Speaker 6: is for second, third, fourth kids, because they use their
Speaker 6: favorite names on the first children and now.
Speaker 4: They're out and they don't know what to be.
Speaker 3: Brainstorm some more.
Speaker 1: This is like a psychic that you go in to,
Speaker 1: like one of the strip mall places, like if you
Speaker 1: fall for that, And I'm not even saying I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not a big psychic guy. I don't really believe
Speaker 2: in psychics in the traditional sense, but like, if you
Speaker 2: fall for somebody to the crystal ball, I'll probably judge you.
Speaker 2: If you really believe you walked into a strip mall.
Speaker 2: She'd be like, I can tell you if you will, Joe,
Speaker 2: and if you pay for a baby name, or I'm
Speaker 2: gonna judge you too, Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 6: Well, the Summer Olympics are starting this Friday, and I
Speaker 6: saw a poll that only nine percent of people say
Speaker 6: that they're going to be watching the Olympics every day.
Speaker 1: Well, here's a reason we don't really know the Olympians
Speaker 1: back in the day.
Speaker 2: First of all, they were like four channels. It was
Speaker 2: a much bigger deal because it dominated a full channel.
Speaker 1: And they really profiled these people in these limited spaces,
Speaker 1: so we had to get to know them.
Speaker 3: We know as much.
Speaker 2: Anymore, it's just not as big of a deal to
Speaker 2: us anymore. I know a couple that have been there
Speaker 2: for like four Olympics.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's about it. I mean usually the swimmers. You
Speaker 3: know a couple. I don't know any of the swimmers.
Speaker 3: Katie Ladecki.
Speaker 1: We know she's back and she's killing people.
Speaker 2: So yes, but that's only because they've been around for
Speaker 2: like three Olympics.
Speaker 3: We know the.
Speaker 2: Basketball team, not because the Olympics, but because of the NBA.
Speaker 2: We personally aren't as invested in the Olympics for two reasons.
Speaker 1: One because we have more channels to watch, that's true.
Speaker 4: Well, more content everywhere.
Speaker 1: Well that's what I mean. Yeah, channels is in TikTok,
Speaker 1: and not maybe not just the.
Speaker 3: Clicks, not just TV, not just.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you mean like channels like avenues of receiving entertainment.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, uh two when it's in a different
Speaker 2: time zone, Yeah, it rocks us. Yeah, because you either
Speaker 2: got to watch it and buck crack in the morning
Speaker 2: or stay off the internet. And then also, we don't
Speaker 2: care about badminton. We just want to see us win
Speaker 2: the goal count. But we don't care about badminton or
Speaker 2: break dancing or anything else. It's a big spot here,
Speaker 2: we don't really care. We'll watch some sprinting, we'll watch
Speaker 2: some swimming if we care about the person doing it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I just feel like when I read that Headlhind, it
Speaker 6: was kind of like, well, it just feels like I
Speaker 6: missed the good old days. But then I didn't even
Speaker 6: really care much back then. But it's one of those moments,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 1: We're romanticizing the good old days.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what they call that, rosy retrospect.
Speaker 1: Huh or romanticizing the goods? Like that too, both more equally.
Speaker 4: I like, I like them both psychological phenomenon, really good things.
Speaker 1: But what you don't remember is like only got four
Speaker 1: freaking channels.
Speaker 2: It sucks real channels because I remember when I was
Speaker 2: like ten, I'd be like, I can't wait for Netflix.
Speaker 7: We got it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll waited for a long time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Amy, that's my pile.
Speaker 1: That was Amy's pile of stories, It's time for the
Speaker 1: good news.
Speaker 4: Ay, so Anne Flanagan.
Speaker 6: She's seven years old, has a career background and counseling
Speaker 6: and corporate services.
Speaker 4: She's retired.
Speaker 6: She was walking down the street and a man came
Speaker 6: up to her and he had a camera with him,
Speaker 6: but she kind of felt like he was gonna maybe
Speaker 6: ask for directions, so she talked to him for a
Speaker 6: second and then he said, Hey, can I take your
Speaker 6: picture for an Instagram page. It's called Model Strangers, so
Speaker 6: he takes lots of random people's pictures. Well, Anne's picture
Speaker 6: went viral and then a modeling agency.
Speaker 4: Reached out to her.
Speaker 1: Old was she again.
Speaker 6: Seventy And she's since taken part in a photoshoot for
Speaker 6: a local boutique and she's set to model at a
Speaker 6: fashion show in the fall. And she said she loves
Speaker 6: this new role, this new chapter in her life. It's
Speaker 6: had such a positive impact because her self confidence hasn't
Speaker 6: always been great. She said, she's always suffered from low
Speaker 6: self esteem and she knows others may feel this way
Speaker 6: and that sometimes you know, you just gotta say hi
Speaker 6: to the strangers, say yes to the photo being taken,
Speaker 6: and it could change your life.
Speaker 1: There are things that you need people of all ages
Speaker 1: to model. It's not like she's a lingerie model.
Speaker 2: Guys, what even if I'm just watching those guys's faces.
Speaker 6: As you're telling me, she enjoys representing older women, improving
Speaker 6: that there's no age in it, starting something new.
Speaker 1: And exciting about you. It's not lingerie.
Speaker 2: But that's such a generic name because there's gonna.
Speaker 5: Be one hundred of days seventy years old.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm just saying there are a lot of things
Speaker 2: that need modeled. It doesn't have to be what they
Speaker 2: think of Victoria's secret model and they.
Speaker 4: Are going to be seventy eighty ninety one.
Speaker 1: Actually really pretty. She is pretty elegant looking, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she looks like if the villain from one hundred and
Speaker 1: one Dalmatians wasn't a villain Relativeville, it had a soft
Speaker 1: look about her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she looks like. She's pretty to be
Speaker 2: like soft ele Deville instead of Cruella. A good story,
Speaker 2: that's what it's all about.
Speaker 4: That was telling me something good.
Speaker 1: Him ninety seconds to try to guess as many of
Speaker 1: the Morning Corny's as we can. Amy Ready, Ready, Team Ready, Ready,
Speaker 1: ninety seconds on the clock. It starts when Amy finishes
Speaker 1: the first joke.
Speaker 3: Here we go the morning, corny.
Speaker 6: What do you call a magician who lost their magic?
Speaker 3: Johnny?
Speaker 1: Who did where to Go? Disappeared? I call a magician unemployed.
Speaker 1: That's a good one. Unemployed is probably the funniest option.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when is it again?
Speaker 1: A magician who lost their magic? Lost? Hiding?
Speaker 4: A magician? Yeah, who lost their magic?
Speaker 3: Can't and magician can't? You're saying, can I do abra cadabra? Disappeared?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Lost it? No bunny?
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of funny. No money? Could you pulled
Speaker 1: the bunny?
Speaker 3: No hat? No cap?
Speaker 1: Ask it again?
Speaker 4: What do you call him? Magician who lost their magic?
Speaker 1: It's gotta be a wordplay magician magic?
Speaker 7: Do that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, no, no, magician who.
Speaker 1: Lost their magic? M a g I see hey, so
Speaker 1: magician I am ian?
Speaker 4: I yes, call him that's what you call him?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I had to be a word go go go go,
Speaker 5: like no bunny and also like unemployed.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: How do you get in touch with a Roman architect?
Speaker 1: Call him?
Speaker 3: Call him?
Speaker 4: Call him?
Speaker 6: What did Alexander the Great and winning in common?
Speaker 3: Their bunny?
Speaker 2: Hot honey, pott poo or Alexander the Great and winning
Speaker 2: the Pooh they common who is that?
Speaker 3: What did he think?
Speaker 1: Honker?
Speaker 3: There are explorers, they live in the woods.
Speaker 4: They got lost, they're the same middle name.
Speaker 1: That's funny. She definitely got us on the riddle phase.
Speaker 1: But I like that. That was good Alexander Doug Great win.
Speaker 2: So here are five pickup lines, and they say these
Speaker 2: will work that they're not cheesy, so i'll I'll say
Speaker 2: them and you, guys, just yes or no if you
Speaker 2: think it's good. I really like your belt, especially the buckle.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing about that. I think you're talking
Speaker 2: about my Wiener. Say that to me, and I know,
Speaker 2: I know it's not meant that way.
Speaker 1: But if you if somebody comes up to I won't
Speaker 1: say me but any because I would I personally would
Speaker 1: think nobody wants to.
Speaker 2: Talk about Wiener. But if you said, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: up to that, guys say, I like his belt, especially
Speaker 2: the buckle, the buckles in the middle.
Speaker 4: I think got to be a cowboy.
Speaker 1: Doesn't have to be. Every belt has a buckle, but.
Speaker 4: I mean you them with the buckle. If it's a
Speaker 4: belt buckle, you.
Speaker 1: May not even like the belt you're just having something
Speaker 1: to talk about.
Speaker 3: Really mean, that's my point.
Speaker 4: I would think, yeah, like I'm going to pass on
Speaker 4: that one.
Speaker 1: I love Yeah Morgan, Yeah, I.
Speaker 8: Would use it, but I would switch out buckle for
Speaker 8: shoes because every guy's wearing shoes, and shoes are an
Speaker 8: easier topic.
Speaker 1: Hey like your shoes, especially if you go straight up
Speaker 1: in the middle. What's there? That's what's like.
Speaker 4: I know, I like your shoes, especially the size.
Speaker 1: I like your shoes, especially when they're off beside my bed.
Speaker 1: That's what that feels like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, next one, this is you guys. You can
Speaker 2: say it to a dude. I've never seen more magnetic
Speaker 2: eyes in my life.
Speaker 4: No, I could not ever say that to anybody.
Speaker 1: But I'd like that somebody said it to you. Magnetic.
Speaker 4: Magnetic.
Speaker 1: Magnetic is an interesting word.
Speaker 2: One of my friends, who is a creative, he came
Speaker 2: to my stand up show and was like, that show
Speaker 2: is very magnetic. And I did not know it to
Speaker 2: be to feel like that was a compliment, I know,
Speaker 2: or if it was just a word you use when
Speaker 2: you don't have anything to say.
Speaker 1: I think it means like you cant he I know
Speaker 1: what it's supposed to mean I felt weird about the word,
Speaker 1: like you're drawn in and if somebody comes and goes,
Speaker 1: your eyes are so magnetic, are you about to rob me?
Speaker 4: You guys feel intense.
Speaker 1: It does feel good good, very intense. I agree. Here's
Speaker 1: one and Kashmere can be any fabric, Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I'm a sucker for Kashmir, especially when it's
Speaker 2: covering such broad shoulders. Okay, that too, is like that
Speaker 2: first one.
Speaker 4: You could be like, I'm a sucker for cotton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm a sucker for I'm a sucker for blue sweaters,
Speaker 2: especially when they're like covering such broad shoulders like that.
Speaker 3: Dude knows, you know, everybody knows what's up there.
Speaker 1: That's too intense too.
Speaker 4: Say I'm a sucker for broad shoulders.
Speaker 2: But that okay, but that is what you're saying, I'm
Speaker 2: a sucker for broad shoulders. I'd like to see them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 8: These just feel like they're they're coming off so strong,
Speaker 8: like there's a good place where like.
Speaker 4: Hey, Eddie, I really like your shirt, or you go
Speaker 4: up to the guy like, hey, that's a cool team.
Speaker 4: I like that.
Speaker 3: Like these are just so intense.
Speaker 8: There's so much high quality version versus just a casual
Speaker 8: not casual.
Speaker 2: None of these are casual. No, here's the next one.
Speaker 2: If I didn't have to go to work tomorrow, I
Speaker 2: would kidnap you and take.
Speaker 3: You to Paris.
Speaker 2: There it is, but I don't think I think it's
Speaker 2: set as a joke because obviously it's not.
Speaker 1: But again, it feels very intense. The word kidnaps weird
Speaker 1: though you don't use that word, guys.
Speaker 3: That's the best one on there.
Speaker 4: I kidnap you.
Speaker 2: And I also think you guys would like these because
Speaker 2: they would think that the person was way way into them.
Speaker 4: It does build up.
Speaker 8: It feels like it builds up the guy's egos. All
Speaker 8: of these are building up, guys.
Speaker 4: He goes, Hey, this is what y'all need, and I'm
Speaker 4: doing it all wrong.
Speaker 2: If someone ever did this to me when I was single,
Speaker 2: I would think there were cameras watching me, because there's
Speaker 2: no way they actually meant it. The last one, you
Speaker 2: you are, Wow, you're an incredible specimen.
Speaker 4: No oh, I would laugh at that. Yeah, i'd probably
Speaker 4: use that as a joke. Specimen, Hey, you're an incredible specimen.
Speaker 2: Like it's funny like physically, though it would need to
Speaker 2: be a big guy for that, right, Yeah.
Speaker 8: Or they're just like super exotic on some level, like
Speaker 8: they have really pretty eyes or really nice smile that
Speaker 8: it's pretty known, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Specimen it sounds so scientific.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, because something else. It's not saying I would
Speaker 2: like your incredible specimen. There's a difference, yeah, yeah, than
Speaker 2: you are.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: It feels like saying like I'd like to make babies
Speaker 8: with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like genetically you look like someone I can mate
Speaker 1: with and have kids. It'll be a you know, uh
Speaker 1: Division one athletes.
Speaker 4: You look like a good donor.
Speaker 3: That feels weird, going, Yeah, we also want of all.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I would not be good at this,
Speaker 4: all right, quick check in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go to Morgan.
Speaker 2: Morgan, you have a new boyfriend, the man in uniform. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how's it going.
Speaker 4: It's going great. I am I am so happy.
Speaker 8: I don't genuinely know how to exist in such a
Speaker 8: healthy relationship.
Speaker 4: That's my struggle right now.
Speaker 1: What's he good at that? Past guys weren't.
Speaker 8: He's great at communicating, he's a great listener, he's helpful,
Speaker 8: I mean everything, literally everything.
Speaker 1: And you're not going You're not given an Abby here, no
Speaker 1: going okay.
Speaker 4: You I am in shock.
Speaker 8: There are days where I'm like, You're not real. This
Speaker 8: isn't this isn't happening. And he's like, I'm right here.
Speaker 8: This is real and.
Speaker 2: No offense to Abby. But Abby, you're up next. Abby
Speaker 2: is our phone screener. Abby and you have a boyfriend?
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: How long you guys been together? Officially?
Speaker 4: It was October at the end of October, so we met.
Speaker 4: So it's been a while.
Speaker 2: So you would say when you met is when you
Speaker 2: started being together in your mind?
Speaker 7: Official?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, we're official the like mid December, so it's.
Speaker 1: Like seven eight months. Yeah, And how's it going with
Speaker 1: you two?
Speaker 7: Going?
Speaker 1: Well? The same?
Speaker 4: I'm like, I haven't been in a healthy one either,
Speaker 4: so it's it's interesting.
Speaker 1: The same guy.
Speaker 3: Can I say, Abby has elevated him to picture on
Speaker 3: her computer in the other room. That is a big time.
Speaker 3: That is huge and.
Speaker 2: That that is crazy, like I would get phone of
Speaker 2: you together computer computer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's from Lauren's wedding. She brought it in. I
Speaker 4: didn't like print it out and put it there.
Speaker 3: Okay, you've left it there for two weeks and you've
Speaker 3: taped it.
Speaker 4: No, I didn't. It's sitting up there.
Speaker 2: But if she brought it and left it there, it
Speaker 2: does make it ten percent less intense.
Speaker 6: Okay, I was picturing screens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 4: First. Okay, so this is normal, Okay, Abby love it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Happy, you're happy.
Speaker 4: Thank you Morgan. I'm happy. You're happy. Thank you, Amy,
Speaker 4: I'm happy.
Speaker 1: No, what's going on?
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't have an update. Okay, no update, No,
Speaker 4: no dates. I can't remember the last thing we talked about.
Speaker 1: To be honest, you went on a second date with
Speaker 1: the guy.
Speaker 6: Oh, Matt Damon that look kind of like Matt Daan Yeah, okay,
Speaker 6: no updates.
Speaker 1: And that is the end of the first half of
Speaker 1: the podcast. Is the end of the first half of
Speaker 1: the podcast.
Speaker 3: Podcast. That is the end of.
Speaker 4: The of the podcast.
Speaker 1: You can go to a podcast too, or you can
Speaker 1: wait till podcast to come out.