Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
Speaker 1: we want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage
Speaker 1: you claim and give us time and a termino and
Speaker 1: gaye ad.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off in start. We wanna
Speaker 2: welcome you back home.
Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do your need to ride? To ride? Do you need.
Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris?
Speaker 2: Welcome to do you need I'll start over, welcome to
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.
Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgera.
Speaker 3: We could leave that in where I flubbed up.
Speaker 1: I thought it was so authentic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, really want realism. I heard that a lot last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where were you last?
Speaker 2: I sort of crashed a party at the improv for
Speaker 2: the founder of Levity, who's uh. The whole group of
Speaker 2: people said the sweetest things about each other, and it
Speaker 2: seems like the healthiest of management places. Yes, that's great,
Speaker 2: But I have been feeling lately like I'm because I've
Speaker 2: been taking a break from stand up. Yes, and I
Speaker 2: feel like, oh, everyone's forgot me, and ever it was
Speaker 2: so cool to be reconnecting with all these people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen in twenty five years, like Leanne Morgan.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's so fucking funny and I love her.
Speaker 2: She came up to me and she's like, is your
Speaker 2: name Chris Fairbanks?
Speaker 3: We worked together.
Speaker 2: In San Antonio twenty three years ago, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: how do you remember? I didn't even recognize her at first,
Speaker 2: but the fact that her her career has blown up
Speaker 2: since then, it was so exciting. And her her voice
Speaker 2: reminds me and I know we talked about a lot
Speaker 2: about her last nime, but she sounds she was a
Speaker 2: calming Dolly Parton like presence.
Speaker 3: I was like, her voice is very.
Speaker 2: Soothing and everything she said like made me have a
Speaker 2: great night. So she's the best.
Speaker 1: She's the best and also very authentic, Like it is
Speaker 1: so great when you're right, when comics who are up
Speaker 1: there writing and being themselves entirely and then they get famous. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like, that's how I feel about Janelle James. Like
Speaker 1: Janelle James doing stand up, she would never adjust to
Speaker 1: the crowd and it was such a powerful thing to watch.
Speaker 1: It was just like, yep, you go to her and
Speaker 1: they always would, and then her being famous where you're
Speaker 1: just like yep.
Speaker 3: Yep, it's the best.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love seeing the people that deserve it get it
Speaker 2: and she's so sweet.
Speaker 1: That's really nice. Also, I think that thing of feeling
Speaker 1: like everyone forgets about you is just like, that's the
Speaker 1: sign that you need to leave the house.
Speaker 2: Right And that's what I did, and I had so
Speaker 2: many good interactions, nice, mostly with people from my Texas years. Like,
Speaker 2: I think what happened is I didn't wear glasses and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, I didn't realize I've sort of
Speaker 2: been in a disguise, but I need them, so.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna keep wearing them.
Speaker 1: Your glasses.
Speaker 2: I didn't wear them last night and everyone everyone was like, hey,
Speaker 2: Chris Fairbanks, where you've been. I'm like, oh, did they
Speaker 2: think the guy with glasses is a different person? But
Speaker 2: all I think people from Texas have good memories because
Speaker 2: they're always trying to remember the Alamo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think they work on it from childhood.
Speaker 2: There's so many old Texas connections from my early career
Speaker 2: and it just made me feel great.
Speaker 3: It was just cool, like.
Speaker 2: You feel after a party. It felt like a party
Speaker 2: with nice people. Yeah, and I've had a great day
Speaker 2: because of it. Great. So that's my positive intro. There
Speaker 2: hasn't been a lot of jokes yet.
Speaker 1: No, no, we're this is the authentic part. It's not funny.
Speaker 3: No no, but we're about to ramp it up right.
Speaker 1: We're going to tap into what we really want to
Speaker 1: talk about, who we are? Ye, and then we go
Speaker 1: for then.
Speaker 3: Mocking who we are exactly.
Speaker 2: Don't worry, I have this this positive these vibes that
Speaker 2: I'm dishing out, I'm gonna I'm gonna start making fun
Speaker 2: of myself shortly. Well okay, yeah, I thought that's what
Speaker 2: you wanted me to do.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I want.
Speaker 3: I'm just an idiot.
Speaker 2: There we go, boom.
Speaker 3: No, I yeah, it was a great night. It was
Speaker 3: great night.
Speaker 1: That's great. I feel like today was one of the
Speaker 1: first warm days of Los Angeles. Can I just go
Speaker 1: or I've never been on this on ramp before.
Speaker 2: I know, it's so exciting.
Speaker 1: It looks brand new. Are they in my lane?
Speaker 2: Of course he's going to do a wide turn. Of course,
Speaker 2: of course come here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course you wouldn't be in the lane you're
Speaker 1: supposed to be in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the I haven't been looking at the temperature. I
Speaker 2: just thought I was getting sick the last few days
Speaker 2: because I'm sweating. I'm not kidding. I took a COVID
Speaker 2: test because I was like, well, clearly something's happening. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And then I noticed it was seventy eight degrees in
Speaker 2: my apartment and I thought maybe that I had something
Speaker 2: to do with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But so quickly it went from sixty seven. This
Speaker 1: is so boring. This is not authentic and not funny.
Speaker 1: It's a new area.
Speaker 2: I know. I people love hearing about Los Angeles weather
Speaker 2: when they aren't actually here. Yeah, it's exciting. It's like
Speaker 2: being on the fly on the wall during a weather report.
Speaker 1: People love to hear about like mundane details that will
Speaker 1: never impact them. I think that's one of everybody's favorite things.
Speaker 2: And that's what this podcast is based on. We're going
Speaker 2: to describe different situations of traffic here, traffic that.
Speaker 3: You'll never be in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whether that you'll never experience, like immediately and you
Speaker 1: can come here, it won't be the same.
Speaker 2: And now I'm going to describe the softness of the
Speaker 2: shirt I'm wearing that you'll never wear or see, but.
Speaker 1: You could read the brand off the.
Speaker 2: Tag I'm I'm a Mononica guy.
Speaker 1: Now, oh really yeah, it's kind of a throwback.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I decided, you know, I'm today i'm a
Speaker 2: very sea worthy outfit, knowing.
Speaker 1: It looks you look very summary. Chris is wearing white shirt,
Speaker 1: white and navy I think striped pants.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I feel like I should be on the
Speaker 2: bow of a boat.
Speaker 1: I never really cared. It's not that I don't care
Speaker 1: about fashion, like appreciate it, but I just realized, being
Speaker 1: a TikTok fan, how much people care about their outfits,
Speaker 1: and you are one of those people.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: I am, and it's not from TikTok. I think it's
Speaker 2: something that I've always I've always cared about and I'm
Speaker 2: now I'm willing to It's so funny that I think
Speaker 2: all skateboarders are it's all about fashion and style, and
Speaker 2: they would never admit that. Yeah, like, oh, that trick
Speaker 2: looked good in those pants.
Speaker 3: It's a lot like you're skating.
Speaker 1: I think we will.
Speaker 3: They are so similar, they.
Speaker 1: Are very similar, same amount of sequence.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: I really think we need to book a skateboarder on
Speaker 1: the show. So that we can have these conversations.
Speaker 2: I know, but I don't want you to feel excluded.
Speaker 1: Well, then don't fucking exclude me.
Speaker 2: I won't.
Speaker 1: You're involved, right, then we're fine, and we will be fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can make that happen.
Speaker 1: Listen, if it's an attractive enough skateboarder, I will not
Speaker 1: let myself be explined.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen photos of Paul Rodriguez Junior, who
Speaker 2: did say he would be on the podcast We're getting it? Well,
Speaker 2: I just need to reapproach, he said, sure, love.
Speaker 1: To reapproach with no glasses and see.
Speaker 3: What happened exactly. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: This is it.
Speaker 3: The last time I.
Speaker 2: Saw p rod As that's his uh yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: His athletics name.
Speaker 2: Okay, I was he was going to a Dodger game
Speaker 2: and I was buying a forty eight pack of toilet
Speaker 2: paper and that's all I had. I was holding it
Speaker 2: like a baby, and they honked, and it was just
Speaker 2: I know that it's childish to be embarrassed that you
Speaker 2: have regular restroom use, but when that's all you're carrying, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this toilet paper, it seems like it's an emergency.
Speaker 1: It looks like you're just going home to shit your
Speaker 1: brains out.
Speaker 2: Well, that's why I said it was a carload. It
Speaker 2: was him and a bunch of strangers, and I said,
Speaker 2: oh no, now you all know I pooped, which he
Speaker 2: laughed and the other people were horrified. Oh, but that's
Speaker 2: why he should be on the podcast.
Speaker 1: That's why he should be and they should absolutely.
Speaker 3: Not right, No, they are not invited.
Speaker 1: Not invited.
Speaker 3: Do believe they were his loved ones?
Speaker 1: But still was Paul Rodriguez senior? There?
Speaker 2: No, but they were both on that Fuel TV show
Speaker 2: that I did together, and they had very an emotional
Speaker 2: back and forth and it was very sweet, and I
Speaker 2: wish I had footage of it so I could prove.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I won't believe you until you show me footage.
Speaker 3: That's how that's the era we're living.
Speaker 1: Fixer didn't happen. Is anyone else smelling toast right now?
Speaker 1: Or I'm about to have a stroke? Sadly?
Speaker 2: Is it toast that?
Speaker 1: Do you have a kind of a.
Speaker 2: I think that you're supposed to smell it on your hand,
Speaker 2: and then I hit your hand and that hits your face.
Speaker 1: Oh, and that's how when I have a stroke.
Speaker 2: It's either does your hand smells like peanut butter, or
Speaker 2: if your hand is smaller than your face. Either way,
Speaker 2: I have to get you to put your hand in
Speaker 2: front of your face. Good luck, And it's a terrible.
Speaker 3: Thing to do.
Speaker 2: But then I hit the hand and then say, uh,
Speaker 2: why are you hitting yourself?
Speaker 3: Also, you have.
Speaker 1: Cancer, and I'm going to be like, well, I can't
Speaker 1: answer you because half of my face is dropped and
Speaker 1: I have no control over my musculature.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would not do it that swiftly. That was
Speaker 2: the thing when I was a kid.
Speaker 1: Wait, quickly, back to my concern. Why are you smelling
Speaker 1: fucking toast at? I know something?
Speaker 3: Are you worried that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: I smell. I can smell toast.
Speaker 3: Right now there.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what it is, but it is a
Speaker 2: bad sign.
Speaker 1: That's what I said, Chris, Do you smell it? Are
Speaker 1: you sharing the sign?
Speaker 2: No? I? Well, it's a medical emergency.
Speaker 3: If I'm not, Yes, how would I What.
Speaker 2: Are the chances you and I both would be having
Speaker 2: the same medical emergency about you? I smell strawberries? What
Speaker 2: does that mean about my health?
Speaker 1: You have melanoma.
Speaker 2: I can't crawl into your brand and smell what you're smelling.
Speaker 2: I can only smell what the rock is cooking.
Speaker 1: Which is strawberries. It's weird to cook them, but when
Speaker 1: he does it, oh my god, oh delicious.
Speaker 3: Such a dessert. Man.
Speaker 2: I can't remember what smelling toast means, but I think
Speaker 2: you're going.
Speaker 3: To be okay.
Speaker 1: It means I'm going to have a stroke.
Speaker 2: It just means someone's having a late breakfast in their car.
Speaker 1: God damn, a four to twenty seven breakfast, John Bradley,
Speaker 1: Are you smelling toast at all?
Speaker 2: You know, I'm looking for the toast smell that no, no,
Speaker 2: particularly catching a whiff of Is it like burned toast?
Speaker 2: Is it lightly toasted?
Speaker 1: Just toast? Just I don't know. Maybe it's just this
Speaker 1: freeway we got onto.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's toast that is burnt into the shape of
Speaker 2: Jesus and it's a sign of that.
Speaker 1: And he's gonna save me. Yes, all right, I'll keep
Speaker 1: it positive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, But it is funny that you say that,
Speaker 2: because I of course have no memory of what it means.
Speaker 2: But smelling toast is like from a movie or something.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's the it's when people Uh, well, I
Speaker 1: don't actually, I don't know if it's true medical thing,
Speaker 1: but it's one of the signs you're having a stroke.
Speaker 2: I don't think you are. I think we've there'd be
Speaker 2: other signs by now. We talked our way through it.
Speaker 1: Yes, for sure. No, I was just you keep saying
Speaker 1: you don't know what it is, and I'm telling you
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Oh you did you knew this whole time?
Speaker 1: It was I've said it multiple times.
Speaker 3: Oh God, I'm see.
Speaker 2: I was so concerned. When I'm really worried, I kind
Speaker 2: of stopped listening and I start acting like a first responder.
Speaker 2: And I know that probably listening is a big part
Speaker 2: of first responding, especially when you show up on the scene.
Speaker 3: You want to be aware of your surroundings.
Speaker 1: I think first responding is more about the outfits, and
Speaker 1: it's what makes you such a good first respond.
Speaker 2: Yeah, look at these pants, aren't they great? I started
Speaker 2: doing CPR and they're like, that's the wrong person.
Speaker 1: They're like, look at these pants, and it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, my pain is going away. I guess it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter that I was stabbed in the side or
Speaker 1: what happened.
Speaker 2: Says that they're twenty feet away the actual person I'm
Speaker 2: not working on.
Speaker 1: I think I interrupted you with my toast commentary.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening. Yeah, I don't know that
Speaker 2: it was going to go anywhere. I was trying to
Speaker 2: remember a similar thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, and yes, a similar sign like, yeah, if you
Speaker 1: smell roses, the Virgin Mary is about to appear. Right.
Speaker 2: If you smell your hand and it smells like blank,
Speaker 2: you have blank. It's I just know that it was
Speaker 2: never based in any reality, So I forgot about it. Okay,
Speaker 2: I don't need your you know, help, fifth grade witchcraft?
Speaker 2: Some child telling me I have an ailment?
Speaker 1: Oh, if you me and me, that's like, that's what
Speaker 1: I bring to the table. Is fifth grade witchcraft? I
Speaker 1: kind of think is a compliment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's not an insult. I know you're
Speaker 2: not passionate about witchcraft. Tree.
Speaker 1: No, I'm kind of more of a fifth grade level
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which is fine.
Speaker 1: I think it is. Oh, I have to get off
Speaker 1: this freeway soon.
Speaker 2: Ell. No, we're gonna go through the beautiful Glendale Narrows
Speaker 2: River walk.
Speaker 1: They're trying to make the La River nice for people,
Speaker 1: and I've seen some people take video on that walking
Speaker 1: path in different parts, and it does look really nice,
Speaker 1: like they're doing good work there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are certain areas that if you make your
Speaker 2: camera squint, it looks beautiful. Like there are area there
Speaker 2: by the bridge that has a big white witch finger.
Speaker 1: Yep, she's coming up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like because it's a real river, a lot
Speaker 2: of people just think it was made for the movie Greece.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: But there are there are little.
Speaker 2: Islands, there's water, there's bushes, there's people.
Speaker 1: Camping, people camping against their will.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's a lighthearted way of thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but yeah, there are beautiful parts of the La River.
Speaker 3: I'll take it. I mean I grew up spoiled with
Speaker 3: Montana rivers.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, comparatively, which which state has the better rivers?
Speaker 1: If you could only base California's rivers on the La River?
Speaker 2: Right, Oh, so all of out of all of California,
Speaker 2: I would say most most.
Speaker 3: I think I got lost in the question. So we're limited.
Speaker 1: It's unclear.
Speaker 2: It's California versus all the other states, but only the
Speaker 2: La River. Yeah, I'm gonna have to go with any
Speaker 2: of those other states.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was it was California, but only the
Speaker 1: La River compared to the rivers of Montana where a
Speaker 1: river runs through it was filmed.
Speaker 2: Well, I think that this is you know the answer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was beautiful if nothing else, it was a.
Speaker 1: Joke question for sure, But then it was like it
Speaker 1: would have been fun if you were like if.
Speaker 2: I played along and was good at improv instead of
Speaker 2: no budding. You wait, I don't understand the question.
Speaker 1: Hold on, this doesn't make sense on this com Let me.
Speaker 2: Pull apart your joke before I answer, because we are
Speaker 2: talking about a part of brad Pitt, Montana that is
Speaker 2: famously gorgeous.
Speaker 1: I mean, are there any this is actually what I
Speaker 1: should have asked, or kind of where I meant? Are
Speaker 1: there ugly parts of Montana in Montana nature?
Speaker 2: Yes, the parts near both Dakotas. I'm kidding. Oh. As
Speaker 2: a child, I don't think any other states did this,
Speaker 2: but people told disparaging jokes about North Dakota. I think
Speaker 2: maybe it was South Dakota. I never understood why. I
Speaker 2: never laughed at these jokes, and I certainly rarely told them.
Speaker 2: But yes, there's there's some sort of a rivalry. I
Speaker 2: think Montana gets flatter as you go east Okay, away
Speaker 2: from the Rocky mountains, and so people base opinions on that.
Speaker 2: But I like a vista. I like a flat plateau.
Speaker 2: I like grasslands with the occasional rock. If you're not
Speaker 2: going to enjoy that part of Montana, you can rule
Speaker 2: out the desert, yeah, which I've.
Speaker 3: Learned to love.
Speaker 1: You're well, you kind of have too, didn't you.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm a grass guy. I like shrubbery, I
Speaker 2: like foliage.
Speaker 3: I like greenery.
Speaker 2: You go to the desert, the only grain you're saying
Speaker 2: is a snake leaping lizards.
Speaker 1: I real quickly. Last yesterday, the sun was still ve
Speaker 1: yes last yesterday, I walked in my backyard realized that
Speaker 1: there was a lizard in front of me that was
Speaker 1: a good two feet long, like a big, long, skinny lizard.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And so I was walking, and so then I tried
Speaker 1: to stop walking. I'll let you go if you just
Speaker 1: go quit lunging. Yeah, And I stopped, and this lizard
Speaker 1: I was like stomped my foot on the ground so
Speaker 1: it would just run away, but it just stayed there.
Speaker 1: And it stayed there. And then I leaned down and
Speaker 1: touched it and stayed there, but it was not dead.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I do not like a reptile that stands at
Speaker 3: the ground right.
Speaker 1: Yes, confidence, it's confrontational. Yeah, but also I was like,
Speaker 1: this is I almost kicked it off to the side, like, oh,
Speaker 1: if you're a dead lizard, then whatever. But it was not.
Speaker 1: It wasn't. I was like, buddy, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: The dogs were kind of nearby. Maybe it was just
Speaker 1: in fight, flight or freeze. It was in free right, right.
Speaker 2: But people always leave out that third option.
Speaker 1: I do two fights at the beginning.
Speaker 2: And then my my and I've only instigated there or
Speaker 2: implemented this one time, but I found a way too,
Speaker 2: without flighting or fighting. One way to get out of
Speaker 2: a fight is to take your clothing off. That will
Speaker 2: confront them.
Speaker 3: I did that. It's kind of a nineties thing to do.
Speaker 1: What pants first or shirt first?
Speaker 2: Slowly? Oh, in this situation, this was an older kid.
Speaker 2: He took his shirt off because he wanted to fight me.
Speaker 2: And then I took my pants and his shirt off
Speaker 2: and folded them.
Speaker 3: And then he wanted nothing to do with me.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I was without clothing and his homophobia. Yes,
Speaker 2: it began to lead the way, which was safe for
Speaker 2: me and funny legendary to my group of friends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is legendary. That's good thinking. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: you don't have to get punched at all.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm just like, is this what you wanted to see?
Speaker 1: Is this what we're supposed to be doing? Wait, so
Speaker 1: he took his shirt off in like kind of this
Speaker 1: expression of let's.
Speaker 3: Go, let's go, and I believe is probably what he said.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet he did.
Speaker 3: And then he said, full send, my least favorite. That's
Speaker 3: it's up there with let's go.
Speaker 2: I don't have time, it'll expire soon.
Speaker 3: I don't even know.
Speaker 1: Is that what the kids are saying?
Speaker 3: They did full send?
Speaker 1: Yes, full send like an email, let's.
Speaker 2: Go for it. Yeah, it has nothing to do with email,
Speaker 2: but it should. I mean, yeah, here's my avails improv and.
Speaker 1: Then it's like, sorry, I'm out of office until October
Speaker 1: twenty third.
Speaker 2: The paper clip that's animated should have told you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that it was in a panic mode. I might, well,
Speaker 2: I'll just do something outrageous, and then it kind of
Speaker 2: made that person think, well, that was a strange thing
Speaker 2: to do. Now I feel weird and I'm not going
Speaker 2: to grab this unclothed Yeah person, Yeah, it's of course
Speaker 2: a luxury that most I would not recommend anyone do
Speaker 2: that if you're not just a white male.
Speaker 1: Also, maybe these days people are privileged, better adjusted, so
Speaker 1: it wouldn't work, right, But the joke of it is
Speaker 1: so funny that it might get rid of all that
Speaker 1: dumb anger right.
Speaker 2: Again, this was a nineties reaction. It's not something I
Speaker 2: recommend anyone gets contextual.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't. Those days are over. Yeah, what did
Speaker 1: he want to punch you.
Speaker 3: About, Chris?
Speaker 2: I think it was a simpler time, and it was
Speaker 2: just the fact that we were in Montana and we
Speaker 2: were skateboarding on a weekend on a crowded corner.
Speaker 1: Oh, he just wanted you out of there.
Speaker 2: Yes, that used to be how people saw skateboarding. It
Speaker 2: was not cool when I was young.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought he was a fellow skateboarder. He was
Speaker 1: just a person passing by.
Speaker 2: A young man in a cowboy hat that drove around
Speaker 2: downtown wearing batting gloves, ready to fight that youth. That
Speaker 2: it's how the nineties were. In a small town, people
Speaker 2: drove around out of boredom. They realized, we're never gonna
Speaker 2: talk to any boys or girls. Let's just fight somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and things aren't like that.
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Do you think the gloves were stylistic? Do you think
Speaker 1: they were forefighting to protect his knuckles?
Speaker 2: I knew because of my high school. There was a
Speaker 2: group of guys in my class that would go out
Speaker 2: on weekends solely just to fight strangers, and they would wear.
Speaker 3: Eastern batting gloves.
Speaker 1: And no one said, you're a fucking nerd, take those
Speaker 1: gloves off. No.
Speaker 2: I think, uh, if you're ready to fight people and
Speaker 2: the last thing they call you as a nerd a violent,
Speaker 2: terrible person.
Speaker 1: Sure, but no, I guess I was imagining more like
Speaker 1: they didn't have an older sister to say that.
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, no, I think most most people that
Speaker 2: want to go fight strangers didn't have a sibling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that like help.
Speaker 1: Guide there to help go This is what fighting is
Speaker 1: really about. Yes, I'm going to I'm gonna sneak up
Speaker 1: on you with a with a brush and I'm going
Speaker 1: to hit you in the face with h.
Speaker 2: You're right, maybe that is who wanted to go fight
Speaker 2: people that were bullied by an older sibling or a
Speaker 2: mean father. I don't know. I grew up in a
Speaker 2: house of love it and support.
Speaker 1: But you love fighting?
Speaker 2: I mean I liked. My dad always taught me to
Speaker 2: like pretend that I was ready to go, ready to go,
Speaker 2: and that I'm someone I'm.
Speaker 1: Crazy, But then just that's you're out.
Speaker 2: And this is how you if someone comes at you
Speaker 2: with a knife, go like this with your hands and
Speaker 2: keep your eye on their belly and grab the knife.
Speaker 3: The little things, the military things.
Speaker 2: It wasn't all he talked about, but he did oftentimes
Speaker 2: say someone will eventually come at you with a knife.
Speaker 3: This is how you get ready for that.
Speaker 1: He was taught that in Napoleon's military. Yes, when the
Speaker 1: bayonet was really used a lot.
Speaker 2: Yes, you put your hands like this, and then to
Speaker 2: undo your mid button and tuck your hand in there
Speaker 2: for warmth, just.
Speaker 3: Like Napoleon, and strike a pose.
Speaker 2: If you put your hand right there in your shirt,
Speaker 2: they'll think you've already been stabbed, you simply, and they'll.
Speaker 1: Pity you and try to help you.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you can learn a lot from Napoleon.
Speaker 1: I've never been in a fight, although my friend and
Speaker 1: I were drunk one time and like arguing in the car,
Speaker 1: and then we got out of the car. I grabbed
Speaker 1: her hair. She was making me so mad, and I
Speaker 1: think she was walking away. So I grabbed her hair
Speaker 1: and then she grabbed my hair, and then we were
Speaker 1: just standing there holding each other's hair, right shit faced.
Speaker 1: I think I've told you this story before.
Speaker 2: No, I'd never heard about your hair pulling hair Pully.
Speaker 1: It was my roommate who we've gone to college. We
Speaker 1: were roommates in college, we were roommates in LA. We've
Speaker 1: known each other for.
Speaker 2: A long This is a young adult fight this, Yes,
Speaker 2: can I guess who it was? Sure j Arabia?
Speaker 1: Okay, I would never fight CJ Raba.
Speaker 2: No. No. When I first met you both on the
Speaker 2: same night, she was yelling jokes through a mangaphone and
Speaker 2: was confident and brassy. And I was intimidated by CJ.
Speaker 1: Yes, I am in and.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't even know what this is, but
Speaker 2: I want to start a podcast with that person. This
Speaker 2: was a cassette tape era.
Speaker 1: This was pre Chris thought of podcasting. That's so much she.
Speaker 2: Wanted to do a podcast. I was envisioning podcasting in
Speaker 2: my mind way back when al Bore was envisioning the internet. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: good job, thank you.
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say I've never actually fought anybody
Speaker 1: except for my sister. Of course, in that hair brush
Speaker 1: story I told earlier that was about me, right, And
Speaker 1: then when Malaya and I, who you don't know, was
Speaker 1: my old roommate, grabbed each other's hair that night, we
Speaker 1: were ship faced and the only I came out of
Speaker 1: it because this dude walked up. We were in a
Speaker 1: parking like an underground parking structure at our apartment building,
Speaker 1: doing that and like livid at each other, and then
Speaker 1: this dude walks up and goes, hey, are you guys okay?
Speaker 3: And he was like.
Speaker 1: Shit some like shit faced stoner like. It was a
Speaker 1: crazy Saturday night experience where the second a dude walked
Speaker 1: up and saw us, we were both so embarrassed. We're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, what are we doing? Right?
Speaker 2: And yeah stopped. Yeah, it's oh, there's an actual person
Speaker 2: here that cares about what's happening.
Speaker 1: This is embarrassing we're doing. We're being embarrassing and being
Speaker 1: like strangely violent to each other, which is just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: hair pulling.
Speaker 2: That was just his nineties. It was very commonplace.
Speaker 1: It was such a toxic time.
Speaker 2: It was truly and I'm glad it's over.
Speaker 3: I am glad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am too, although I felt like at least
Speaker 2: kids were out there interacting, albeit violently. Now everyone's shut off,
Speaker 2: and I think the the what they feel when they're
Speaker 2: being tortured after school in comment sections and everything. The fear,
Speaker 2: it's so constant, yes, all the time everyone.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Sound like some things used to be better than they
Speaker 2: are now, because that's always I don't ever want to
Speaker 2: hear that person, but in a way, you know, and
Speaker 2: then and then it's all built up, and then it's explosive.
Speaker 2: It's like, wow, if only that person had just gotten
Speaker 2: punched a few times on the weekends.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yes, I do.
Speaker 2: It lets a little air out of the balloon, rather
Speaker 2: than the balloon later just blowing up because it's over full.
Speaker 1: And that balloon's full of nails.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a balloon filled nail, oh, which would be
Speaker 2: very hard to pull off.
Speaker 1: But the ultimate weapon.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because you just think it's someone walking on
Speaker 2: their way to a party. No, it's a weapon. It's
Speaker 2: not that little boy from England. What is the statistic
Speaker 2: about the boy with the red balloon?
Speaker 1: The statistic is is it the first color? You mean
Speaker 1: like in the movies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something about that film, oh where.
Speaker 1: It's just a little boy following that balloon.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and that is the first movie that ever
Speaker 2: what start a balloon?
Speaker 3: That's what it was.
Speaker 2: It was the first IMDb credit for an inflatable inanimate
Speaker 2: od check.
Speaker 1: And what a fascinating balloon it was.
Speaker 2: That balloon went on to star in the ninety nine
Speaker 2: Left Song.
Speaker 1: Left Song was about that, that one beautiful little balloon.
Speaker 1: I remember watching that as a kid in school and
Speaker 1: being like, there's a there's a wire attached to that.
Speaker 1: There's no way this balloon is just going in.
Speaker 2: The right direction, right, you didn't believe in the.
Speaker 3: Magic I was.
Speaker 1: So it just feels good to be smarter than the balloon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean to like see through it is that my sister.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's funny. We must be podcasting.
Speaker 2: Oh that's Oh it's local spam.
Speaker 1: Oh it's not spam.
Speaker 2: That's something I've noticed in recent years. They've gotten real
Speaker 2: smart and they all the spam is coming from local
Speaker 2: area codes. Yes, that's right, Like, oh, we got to
Speaker 2: pay attention to what burner phone we're using before we
Speaker 2: try and pretend we're a prince looking for a place
Speaker 2: to put with a four thousand dollars payment, you can
Speaker 2: later have millions. I will admit the first I'm an
Speaker 2: I'm a Nigerian prince. I need a little bit of
Speaker 2: money and later you'll get a million.
Speaker 3: I did fall for that.
Speaker 2: It was did you It was nineteen ninety, yes, and
Speaker 2: I just had my first you know, hotmail account.
Speaker 1: How much money did you get?
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's I gave no money, but I did
Speaker 2: respond to it, I entertained.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just wanted to talk first.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, what's it like in Nigeria?
Speaker 3: What's it like being a prince? Just small taught?
Speaker 1: And then that's the conversion rate to the American dollar
Speaker 1: they got they got tired of all my full sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't get me started on weather, and then
Speaker 2: they just.
Speaker 1: You know, I definitely, I definitely remember getting that email
Speaker 1: and not falling for it, but also going like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is the world we're about to this someone needs
Speaker 1: to fix their brakes.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was really yeah.
Speaker 2: Or it's he's traveling with a trombone player. It was
Speaker 2: a c major.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that the way that this it was
Speaker 2: an early spam email, and it made me I was
Speaker 2: worried for the person, like I'm stressed out, I'm in
Speaker 2: this situation I need help from an American, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: why not? Why not help this person? So I really
Speaker 2: don't like that where they're like, let me try and
Speaker 2: take advantage of the first person it's gonna be compassionate
Speaker 2: towards me, which.
Speaker 1: Is usually someone's grandma. Yes, yeah, I hate that.
Speaker 2: I ever since my grandma bought those ten thousand dollars
Speaker 2: storm windows.
Speaker 3: That fell off the side of the house for people.
Speaker 2: Yes, and vacuums. She bought a vacuum and didn't have
Speaker 2: any carpet. People will go after old people, I know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm like, you are the worst type of person because
Speaker 2: I'm already. Theft is one of my least favorite crimes,
Speaker 2: is it?
Speaker 1: What's your top three least favorite crimes?
Speaker 3: Okay, theft number one?
Speaker 1: Okay, theft over.
Speaker 2: Murder, Oh, murder's way down. Murderers sometimes I get it,
Speaker 2: but theft Okay. Forgery My mom was a you know, notary,
Speaker 2: so I hate forgery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Ourson, Okay, that's it. Those
Speaker 1: are your three?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and and a tax of Asian something oh, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. Murders the worst, but it depends. Yes, I
Speaker 2: need to I need to hear the whole story.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 2: Maybe you murdered someone that was wronging you.
Speaker 3: There, your whole life.
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, there are times where we can we
Speaker 1: can turn a blind eye to murder.
Speaker 2: I know, it's half half the movies we enjoy. I'm
Speaker 2: rooting for this person that killed the bad guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in real life, of course, we don't want that.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible not just a crime. It's a sin, exactly.
Speaker 2: First Corinthians, Chapter four, page one, Book of job. Get
Speaker 2: a job, book a job, get a job selling books.
Speaker 1: Oh I just cut someone off. Jesus, Oh Jesus, I'm
Speaker 1: so sorry. Sorry about that.
Speaker 2: It's okay, I'll do the wave. Okay, great, nobody like
Speaker 2: that's just a passenger.
Speaker 3: Want a wave from the actual driver.
Speaker 1: I need a wave from the perpetrator before murder on
Speaker 1: my list people that cut me off.
Speaker 3: I know. Now, it's a terrible time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a true, it's truly a crime.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a part, not it's a sin. Sorry,
Speaker 2: you always go work for Annie when you know I'm
Speaker 2: a pet shop boy.
Speaker 1: That's us. That's the two personalities on this podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you want to know anything about us, that's all
Speaker 1: you need to know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's raggedy Ann, I'm your rasure. This is one
Speaker 2: of our more nonsensical episodes.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is what the people show up
Speaker 1: to this podcast for sure, just a unending line of bullshittery.
Speaker 2: Oh it sounds coming out on mouths, no pre thought.
Speaker 1: I just thought now about how do people actually listen
Speaker 1: to this intentionally while they drive?
Speaker 3: I wonder I've been told that.
Speaker 1: I just for some reason, the reality of that just
Speaker 1: hit me of like how I would actually enjoy that?
Speaker 2: I yes, and there have been articles that I have
Speaker 2: found sometimes when I google us top twenty podcasts to
Speaker 2: listen to while driving. Oh and when we aren't on it,
Speaker 2: I want to get a hold of that struggling contributing
Speaker 2: writer and reprimand them for not doing more research.
Speaker 1: I mean, I wonder what the thinking is on any
Speaker 1: list that we're not on, because I feel like, even
Speaker 1: if you're not driving, this is a top twenty podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've talked about the weather, some other stuff. What
Speaker 2: more do you want?
Speaker 1: I almost out a stroke it's like we're giving our all.
Speaker 2: We still Now I smell toast? What other podcasts has
Speaker 2: duel strokes?
Speaker 1: Can you smell toast at home? Right in it?
Speaker 2: Uh? It's called this podcast is a mobile podcast called
Speaker 2: two Stroke.
Speaker 3: Engine, which is actually a.
Speaker 2: Small Honda motorbike. You gotta put the gas in with
Speaker 2: the oil. The point is, I think that maybe a
Speaker 2: lot of people wouldn't want to hear driving podcasts while driving,
Speaker 2: the same reason that I don't like when they're sirens
Speaker 2: in my old nineties hip hop that I would listen to.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I thought I was getting pulled over.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, got me again, Nwa.
Speaker 1: Well hey, it's like now you know how it feels
Speaker 1: because Nwa gets pulled over all the times, and I
Speaker 1: got used to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And when I hear those sirens in Missoula, Montana,
Speaker 2: in my very Caucasian community, I get it a little
Speaker 2: bit easy. Finally I kind of turned. I veered to
Speaker 2: the shoul, the soft.
Speaker 1: Shoulder, and you say, I'm sorry, Eric for all you've
Speaker 1: been through.
Speaker 2: Yes, I like when uh, when you and I are
Speaker 2: both gesticulating well driving and then all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: our hands Thelma and Louise embrace, and then we.
Speaker 1: Had we had an email recently that people were talking
Speaker 1: to people were talking about going on a road trip
Speaker 1: with their mom and the and the person in the
Speaker 1: email wrote, and then we got and we Selma and
Speaker 1: Louise did and we could not stop laughing words like
Speaker 1: you need to watch the end of that movie, right,
Speaker 1: you and your mom or your grandma going on that
Speaker 1: road trip. Hopefully you are not Felm and Louis right.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's an ending to a film that we
Speaker 2: all kind of blocked out because I watched it more
Speaker 2: recently to see the initial friendship, the road tripping, the
Speaker 2: you know, uh, the killing the bad See that was
Speaker 2: a good murder. She killed the bad guy and they
Speaker 2: were on the run. But I forgot that it ended.
Speaker 2: And this is a spoiler. They just commit dual suicide
Speaker 2: together and it freeze frames and then a Kenny Logan
Speaker 2: song kicks in like it's fun times.
Speaker 1: Yep, and Harvey Kitel is is the audience going, know,
Speaker 1: what the fuck, what are you doing? Don't do this?
Speaker 1: And then they do it and he's like so upset.
Speaker 2: Harvey kitel was in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the cop that's chasing them.
Speaker 2: Oh, how did I not? Why did I think it
Speaker 2: was Charles Bronson? They both have what are those little
Speaker 2: dolls that are made out.
Speaker 1: Of apple apple doll?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Charles Bronson looks like one of them dolls.
Speaker 1: Yeah he does an apple head doll or an apple
Speaker 1: face doll.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what I win in my life. Uh,
Speaker 2: my household received a perishable.
Speaker 1: It was when your sister was in Girl Scouts, because
Speaker 1: that's when I made mine.
Speaker 2: Yes, or or maybe had something to do with my
Speaker 2: mom's sorority unaffiliated with a college, but there was Greek
Speaker 2: letters during rush week. But yeah, it was like books
Speaker 2: and crafts and let's hang out once a week and
Speaker 2: it was called a sorority. And it made me think
Speaker 2: my whole childhood that my mom was going to the
Speaker 2: University of Montana and they would just bake signs, let's
Speaker 2: say Lynn's kitchen, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: But they called themselves a sorority just for like fun
Speaker 1: girl stuff.
Speaker 2: I think it was a thing. It was. Maybe it
Speaker 2: was just my mom and her group of friends, but
Speaker 2: it was affiliated with the Greek system. Oh, they had
Speaker 2: like the Phi Beta chapter, but no college involved, And.
Speaker 1: Did your mom was she in that sorority in college
Speaker 1: or no?
Speaker 2: Ever, no, did not go to college. Yeah, so it's
Speaker 2: still a mystery today.
Speaker 1: Are there adult sororities that's that exists?
Speaker 2: This isn't This isn't a dead end. This is a
Speaker 2: street that suddenly stops and there's a mirror of a
Speaker 2: life like bush.
Speaker 1: I wasn't even looking. I that's where the map comes in, karens.
Speaker 2: And now we're going to back into the bush like
Speaker 2: Homer simpsus.
Speaker 1: Yes, that really out of shame.
Speaker 3: That was a very dramatic end.
Speaker 1: It really was. I wasn't. This conversation is so compelling
Speaker 1: that I was not looking at where I was going.
Speaker 3: Really, well, you're having a stroke.
Speaker 1: Yeah I am. Yeah, he's keeping in mind.
Speaker 2: It's fun that we can be lighthearted about it.
Speaker 1: Oh, the Metro patrols hanging out, Yeah, that doesn't look
Speaker 1: nefarious at all. I don't like that at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just watching some kids play yard darts.
Speaker 1: Also, but Metro patrol, that's not a real cop car.
Speaker 1: So why is that man sitting in a car across
Speaker 1: from kids playing in their front lawn?
Speaker 2: Are we gonna intervene with police activity again on this.
Speaker 1: We want to talk to the neighbor. Kid. Can you
Speaker 1: go over there and get those kids off the lawn?
Speaker 3: Why was he just watching them?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Should we drive back?
Speaker 2: Is that a bad Lieutenant?
Speaker 1: Yes? I think Carve Cartel is with us at this moment.
Speaker 2: Oh listen, prune face. You want to watch some kids
Speaker 2: play lawn darts?
Speaker 1: That was super weird, Metro police. I think we should
Speaker 1: maybe look it up Metro.
Speaker 2: As in the bus and the Why am I the
Speaker 2: transportation system Metro?
Speaker 1: Yes, like riding on the Metro.
Speaker 3: Why maybe he lives in the area.
Speaker 1: Maybe we drive back by just for safety?
Speaker 2: Should we? Let's intimidate him. I want to sometimes I
Speaker 2: wish I had my mustache.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get grow that thing back, Chris.
Speaker 2: It did get nods of approval by other city workers.
Speaker 1: When you say other, are you counting yourself as a
Speaker 1: city worker.
Speaker 2: Yes, a city citizen on patrol.
Speaker 1: That's what we're going to be right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, except not, but in a in a not
Speaker 2: a scary George Zimmerman way, in a hey, why are you?
Speaker 2: We're looking out for the kids, right, and you got
Speaker 2: your window down? You're smoking a cigarette. If I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 1: I mean, it just was. It's not a cop, that's
Speaker 1: just the point. It's it's a why are you in
Speaker 1: a fake fucking cop car?
Speaker 3: You can get those cars at any.
Speaker 1: Auction, yeah, or on a set.
Speaker 2: It's up to you to paint the white door black
Speaker 2: and put an X on it so you can just
Speaker 2: scare people. Yeah, that's okay. Maybe it's someone that's paid
Speaker 2: to be there.
Speaker 1: The problem is we're going We're going back down to
Speaker 1: the dead right.
Speaker 2: Oh right, No, we can turn, we can turn on
Speaker 2: the left that brought us here.
Speaker 1: What if I asked for directions?
Speaker 3: I dare you.
Speaker 1: Here? We go? Sorry? Excuse me? Do you know where
Speaker 1: Whitefield Road is?
Speaker 3: He's nice. We were wrong.
Speaker 1: I think it's like I think we're a couple of
Speaker 1: streets away.
Speaker 3: He's on to us. He's calling the real cops. We've
Speaker 3: made a bad mistake.
Speaker 4: Even though you can hear me. Right now, Karen, don't
Speaker 4: laugh because then the jig is up. Well, don't immediately
Speaker 4: say you won't laugh. There's a chance I could make
Speaker 4: you laugh. There it's happening, you know. Oh man, he's
Speaker 4: gonna know you can.
Speaker 1: Probably hear me.
Speaker 2: He's so nice. He's looking on a map. He's gonna
Speaker 2: give us.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll grab my phone. I have my phone.
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to get it. It's some it's
Speaker 1: somewhere nearby, but I'll find it, thank you. That's okay,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: He's just like he wasn't met tro It's like a neighborhood.
Speaker 2: There's this is like a building. Yeah, something bad happened,
Speaker 2: and they're like, well, we'll put a guy in a cruiser.
Speaker 1: Also, you know, it was just those kids. If those
Speaker 1: kids weren't there, who cares. And it's like, yeah, go
Speaker 1: smoke pot in your cruiser and live your life. But
Speaker 1: it really did seem like he was surveilling children. That's
Speaker 1: what I did.
Speaker 2: Like, Yeah, he did have one of the the more
Speaker 2: questionable mustache models.
Speaker 1: And an arm out the window, which is like, so
Speaker 1: do you want them to notice you?
Speaker 3: What's happening?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you peacocking or you just being cavalier?
Speaker 2: Either way, take your job seriously.
Speaker 1: We hate both of those verbs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's I he in all seriousness, seemed like
Speaker 2: a sweet guy.
Speaker 1: He seemed great.
Speaker 3: Yeah we were wrong, Yeah we were.
Speaker 2: Being judgmental, but hey, that's you know what as real cocks.
Speaker 1: This is what our job is like. You know, everyone's
Speaker 1: the villain and until proven innocence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little muskache. Security is a two way street.
Speaker 2: We're doing a little we're doing a little. Uh, this
Speaker 2: is our rounds.
Speaker 1: This we do rounds. It's the who watches the watchers?
Speaker 2: Yeah, get off our beat. Yeah you think this is
Speaker 2: your beat.
Speaker 3: We're mobile.
Speaker 1: Man, you're wrong. Get away from these goddamn children. That's
Speaker 1: all mine.
Speaker 2: Glad to see he wasn't just a metro guy.
Speaker 1: Also, I'm glad to see that he didn't go, isn't
Speaker 1: your whole fucking car computer, asshole? And then I be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, we're just being a dicks to you.
Speaker 2: Goodbye. Yeah he could have.
Speaker 3: He kind of knew what was up.
Speaker 2: I think, maybe, oh this again, I'm going to pretend
Speaker 2: to look at my phone. He's just on an etches sketch.
Speaker 2: Me too, I'm in a tesla too, And he shows
Speaker 2: us his phone.
Speaker 1: Would it was a cricket phone and did not hook
Speaker 1: up to the internet at all.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I'm glad we made sure those kids were safe.
Speaker 1: Look, I'm glad we made sure those kids were safe.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm not having a fucking stroke, right. I
Speaker 1: think this episode went great for what we're.
Speaker 3: Trying to do and for how many close calls there was.
Speaker 1: Oh so many? Should we wrap it down? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I could tell you were ramping towards a conclusionary exit.
Speaker 1: I mean, don't make me drop every goddamn hint in
Speaker 1: the world. Let's just do it.
Speaker 2: Hey, I get it, I get it. Listen, my tone
Speaker 2: is going off.
Speaker 1: Yep, here we go.
Speaker 2: You this was a great episode, by the way, I
Speaker 2: had a great I'd like to thank you. You've been
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