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Speaker 2: We want to send you off in start. We wanna

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared her? Was it fine? Malborn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do your need to ride? To ride? Do you need.

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Speaker 3: With Karen and Chris?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to do you need I'll start over, welcome to

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgera.

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Speaker 3: We could leave that in where I flubbed up.

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Speaker 1: I thought it was so authentic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, really want realism. I heard that a lot last night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where were you last?

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Speaker 2: I sort of crashed a party at the improv for

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Speaker 2: But I have been feeling lately like I'm because I've

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Speaker 2: She came up to me and she's like, is your

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Speaker 1: She's the best and also very authentic, Like it is

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Speaker 2: I love seeing the people that deserve it get it

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Speaker 2: I just need to reapproach, he said, sure, love.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I was he was going to a Dodger game

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Speaker 2: Well, that's why I said it was a carload. It

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I won't believe you until you show me footage.

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Speaker 2: It's either does your hand smells like peanut butter, or

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Speaker 1: I have no control over my musculature.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I would not do it that swiftly. That was

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I smell. I can smell toast.

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Speaker 2: I can't crawl into your brand and smell what you're smelling.

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Speaker 2: I can't remember what smelling toast means, but I think

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Speaker 2: It just means someone's having a late breakfast in their car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, look at these pants, aren't they great? I started

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Speaker 2: I don't need your you know, help, fifth grade witchcraft?

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Speaker 1: Oh, if you me and me, that's like, that's what

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's not an insult. I know you're

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Speaker 1: No, I'm kind of more of a fifth grade level

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which is fine.

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Speaker 1: I think it is. Oh, I have to get off

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Speaker 2: Ell. No, we're gonna go through the beautiful Glendale Narrows

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Speaker 1: They're trying to make the La River nice for people,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there are certain areas that if you make your

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like because it's a real river, a lot

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Speaker 2: of people just think it was made for the movie Greece.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: But there are there are little.

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Speaker 2: Islands, there's water, there's bushes, there's people.

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Speaker 1: Camping, people camping against their will.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's a lighthearted way of thinking about it. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I'll take it. I mean I grew up spoiled with

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, comparatively, which which state has the better rivers?

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Speaker 1: If you could only base California's rivers on the La River?

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Speaker 2: It's California versus all the other states, but only the

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, it was it was California, but only the

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Speaker 2: Well, I think that this is you know the answer. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it was beautiful if nothing else, it was a.

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Speaker 1: Joke question for sure, But then it was like it

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Speaker 2: I played along and was good at improv instead of

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Speaker 2: no budding. You wait, I don't understand the question.

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Speaker 1: Hold on, this doesn't make sense on this com Let me.

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Speaker 2: Pull apart your joke before I answer, because we are

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Speaker 2: talking about a part of brad Pitt, Montana that is

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Speaker 1: I mean, are there any this is actually what I

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Speaker 1: there ugly parts of Montana in Montana nature?

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Speaker 2: Yes, the parts near both Dakotas. I'm kidding. Oh. As

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Speaker 2: a child, I don't think any other states did this,

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Speaker 2: but people told disparaging jokes about North Dakota. I think

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Speaker 2: maybe it was South Dakota. I never understood why. I

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Speaker 2: But yes, there's there's some sort of a rivalry. I

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Speaker 2: But I like a vista. I like a flat plateau.

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Speaker 2: I like grasslands with the occasional rock. If you're not

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Speaker 2: going to enjoy that part of Montana, you can rule

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Speaker 2: out the desert, yeah, which I've.

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Speaker 3: Learned to love.

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Speaker 1: You're well, you kind of have too, didn't you.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'm a grass guy. I like shrubbery, I

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Speaker 2: You go to the desert, the only grain you're saying

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Speaker 1: I real quickly. Last yesterday, the sun was still ve

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 1: And so I was walking, and so then I tried

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Speaker 1: And it stayed there. And then I leaned down and

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I do not like a reptile that stands at

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Speaker 1: Yes, confidence, it's confrontational. Yeah, but also I was like,

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Speaker 2: And then my my and I've only instigated there or

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Speaker 2: a fight is to take your clothing off. That will

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Speaker 3: I did that. It's kind of a nineties thing to do.

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Speaker 1: What pants first or shirt first?

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Speaker 2: Slowly? Oh, in this situation, this was an older kid.

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Speaker 2: He took his shirt off because he wanted to fight me.

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Speaker 2: And then I took my pants and his shirt off

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Speaker 3: And then he wanted nothing to do with me.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because I was without clothing and his homophobia. Yes,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is legendary. That's good thinking. Yeah, and then

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Speaker 1: you don't have to get punched at all.

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Speaker 2: Right, I'm just like, is this what you wanted to see?

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Speaker 1: Is this what we're supposed to be doing? Wait, so

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Speaker 3: Go, let's go, and I believe is probably what he said.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet he did.

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Speaker 3: And then he said, full send, my least favorite. That's

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Speaker 2: I don't have time, it'll expire soon.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know.

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Speaker 1: Is that what the kids are saying?

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Speaker 3: They did full send?

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Speaker 1: Yes, full send like an email, let's.

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Speaker 2: Go for it. Yeah, it has nothing to do with email,

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Speaker 2: but it should. I mean, yeah, here's my avails improv and.

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Speaker 1: Then it's like, sorry, I'm out of office until October

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Speaker 2: The paper clip that's animated should have told you. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think that it was in a panic mode. I might, well,

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Speaker 2: I'll just do something outrageous, and then it kind of

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Speaker 2: to do. Now I feel weird and I'm not going

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Speaker 2: to grab this unclothed Yeah person, Yeah, it's of course

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Speaker 2: a luxury that most I would not recommend anyone do

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Speaker 1: Also, maybe these days people are privileged, better adjusted, so

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Speaker 1: it wouldn't work, right, But the joke of it is

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Speaker 1: so funny that it might get rid of all that

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Speaker 2: Again, this was a nineties reaction. It's not something I

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Speaker 2: recommend anyone gets contextual.

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Speaker 1: It just doesn't. Those days are over. Yeah, what did

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Speaker 1: he want to punch you.

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Speaker 3: About, Chris?

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Speaker 2: I think it was a simpler time, and it was

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Speaker 1: Oh, he just wanted you out of there.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that used to be how people saw skateboarding. It

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Speaker 1: Oh, I thought he was a fellow skateboarder. He was

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Speaker 2: A young man in a cowboy hat that drove around

447
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:34,199
Speaker 2: downtown wearing batting gloves, ready to fight that youth. That

448
00:22:34,640 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 2: it's how the nineties were. In a small town, people

449
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:43,720
Speaker 2: drove around out of boredom. They realized, we're never gonna

450
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:48,240
Speaker 2: talk to any boys or girls. Let's just fight somebody. Yeah,

451
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 2: and things aren't like that.

452
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 3: Now?

453
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:54,720
Speaker 1: Do you think the gloves were stylistic? Do you think

454
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 1: they were forefighting to protect his knuckles?

455
00:22:57,280 --> 00:22:59,920
Speaker 2: I knew because of my high school. There was a

456
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:03,360
Speaker 2: group of guys in my class that would go out

457
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 2: on weekends solely just to fight strangers, and they would wear.

458
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,200
Speaker 3: Eastern batting gloves.

459
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,080
Speaker 1: And no one said, you're a fucking nerd, take those

460
00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:16,280
Speaker 1: gloves off. No.

461
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:20,560
Speaker 2: I think, uh, if you're ready to fight people and

462
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,880
Speaker 2: the last thing they call you as a nerd a violent,

463
00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:24,919
Speaker 2: terrible person.

464
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,639
Speaker 1: Sure, but no, I guess I was imagining more like

465
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,480
Speaker 1: they didn't have an older sister to say that.

466
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,439
Speaker 2: Oh right, yeah, no, I think most most people that

467
00:23:34,800 --> 00:23:37,400
Speaker 2: want to go fight strangers didn't have a sibling.

468
00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, that like help.

469
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,960
Speaker 1: Guide there to help go This is what fighting is

470
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,439
Speaker 1: really about. Yes, I'm going to I'm gonna sneak up

471
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 1: on you with a with a brush and I'm going

472
00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 1: to hit you in the face with h.

473
00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:53,280
Speaker 2: You're right, maybe that is who wanted to go fight

474
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,479
Speaker 2: people that were bullied by an older sibling or a

475
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,760
Speaker 2: mean father. I don't know. I grew up in a

476
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 2: house of love it and support.

477
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:02,160
Speaker 1: But you love fighting?

478
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 2: I mean I liked. My dad always taught me to

479
00:24:06,920 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 2: like pretend that I was ready to go, ready to go,

480
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,800
Speaker 2: and that I'm someone I'm.

481
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:16,200
Speaker 1: Crazy, But then just that's you're out.

482
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,639
Speaker 2: And this is how you if someone comes at you

483
00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 2: with a knife, go like this with your hands and

484
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 2: keep your eye on their belly and grab the knife.

485
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,119
Speaker 3: The little things, the military things.

486
00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 2: It wasn't all he talked about, but he did oftentimes

487
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:33,240
Speaker 2: say someone will eventually come at you with a knife.

488
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 3: This is how you get ready for that.

489
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 1: He was taught that in Napoleon's military. Yes, when the

490
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,880
Speaker 1: bayonet was really used a lot.

491
00:24:41,119 --> 00:24:43,440
Speaker 2: Yes, you put your hands like this, and then to

492
00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:46,120
Speaker 2: undo your mid button and tuck your hand in there

493
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 2: for warmth, just.

494
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,399
Speaker 3: Like Napoleon, and strike a pose.

495
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,600
Speaker 2: If you put your hand right there in your shirt,

496
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 2: they'll think you've already been stabbed, you simply, and they'll.

497
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,760
Speaker 1: Pity you and try to help you.

498
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,919
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you can learn a lot from Napoleon.

499
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 1: I've never been in a fight, although my friend and

500
00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:11,440
Speaker 1: I were drunk one time and like arguing in the car,

501
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:15,120
Speaker 1: and then we got out of the car. I grabbed

502
00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,399
Speaker 1: her hair. She was making me so mad, and I

503
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: think she was walking away. So I grabbed her hair

504
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 1: and then she grabbed my hair, and then we were

505
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:25,879
Speaker 1: just standing there holding each other's hair, right shit faced.

506
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 1: I think I've told you this story before.

507
00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 2: No, I'd never heard about your hair pulling hair Pully.

508
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,119
Speaker 1: It was my roommate who we've gone to college. We

509
00:25:33,119 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 1: were roommates in college, we were roommates in LA. We've

510
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: known each other for.

511
00:25:36,600 --> 00:25:39,400
Speaker 2: A long This is a young adult fight this, Yes,

512
00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,520
Speaker 2: can I guess who it was? Sure j Arabia?

513
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,720
Speaker 1: Okay, I would never fight CJ Raba.

514
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,919
Speaker 2: No. No. When I first met you both on the

515
00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:52,919
Speaker 2: same night, she was yelling jokes through a mangaphone and

516
00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 2: was confident and brassy. And I was intimidated by CJ.

517
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 1: Yes, I am in and.

518
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,520
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't even know what this is, but

519
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,400
Speaker 2: I want to start a podcast with that person. This

520
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 2: was a cassette tape era.

521
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: This was pre Chris thought of podcasting. That's so much she.

522
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:19,160
Speaker 2: Wanted to do a podcast. I was envisioning podcasting in

523
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 2: my mind way back when al Bore was envisioning the internet. Yeah, yeah,

524
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,520
Speaker 2: good job, thank you.

525
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say I've never actually fought anybody

526
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 1: except for my sister. Of course, in that hair brush

527
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:36,239
Speaker 1: story I told earlier that was about me, right, And

528
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: then when Malaya and I, who you don't know, was

529
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,639
Speaker 1: my old roommate, grabbed each other's hair that night, we

530
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: were ship faced and the only I came out of

531
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 1: it because this dude walked up. We were in a

532
00:26:47,760 --> 00:26:51,040
Speaker 1: parking like an underground parking structure at our apartment building,

533
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,440
Speaker 1: doing that and like livid at each other, and then

534
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: this dude walks up and goes, hey, are you guys okay?

535
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 3: And he was like.

536
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,560
Speaker 1: Shit some like shit faced stoner like. It was a

537
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:06,680
Speaker 1: crazy Saturday night experience where the second a dude walked

538
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: up and saw us, we were both so embarrassed. We're like,

539
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,240
Speaker 1: oh my god, what are we doing? Right?

540
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 2: And yeah stopped. Yeah, it's oh, there's an actual person

541
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,280
Speaker 2: here that cares about what's happening.

542
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:22,359
Speaker 1: This is embarrassing we're doing. We're being embarrassing and being

543
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: like strangely violent to each other, which is just like, yeah,

544
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,399
Speaker 1: hair pulling.

545
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,640
Speaker 2: That was just his nineties. It was very commonplace.

546
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: It was such a toxic time.

547
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:35,680
Speaker 2: It was truly and I'm glad it's over.

548
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 3: I am glad.

549
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:42,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am too, although I felt like at least

550
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:47,960
Speaker 2: kids were out there interacting, albeit violently. Now everyone's shut off,

551
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,560
Speaker 2: and I think the the what they feel when they're

552
00:27:51,560 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 2: being tortured after school in comment sections and everything. The fear,

553
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 2: it's so constant, yes, all the time everyone.

554
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't want to.

555
00:28:03,800 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 2: Sound like some things used to be better than they

556
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 2: are now, because that's always I don't ever want to

557
00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:13,719
Speaker 2: hear that person, but in a way, you know, and

558
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 2: then and then it's all built up, and then it's explosive.

559
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 2: It's like, wow, if only that person had just gotten

560
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,679
Speaker 2: punched a few times on the weekends.

561
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,360
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?

562
00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:24,119
Speaker 1: Yes, I do.

563
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 2: It lets a little air out of the balloon, rather

564
00:28:26,720 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 2: than the balloon later just blowing up because it's over full.

565
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 1: And that balloon's full of nails.

566
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a balloon filled nail, oh, which would be

567
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,520
Speaker 2: very hard to pull off.

568
00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: But the ultimate weapon.

569
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:45,840
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because you just think it's someone walking on

570
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 2: their way to a party. No, it's a weapon. It's

571
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 2: not that little boy from England. What is the statistic

572
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 2: about the boy with the red balloon?

573
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,440
Speaker 1: The statistic is is it the first color? You mean

574
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 1: like in the movies.

575
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's something about that film, oh where.

576
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: It's just a little boy following that balloon.

577
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,600
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, and that is the first movie that ever

578
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:14,200
Speaker 2: what start a balloon?

579
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,680
Speaker 3: That's what it was.

580
00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 2: It was the first IMDb credit for an inflatable inanimate

581
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 2: od check.

582
00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: And what a fascinating balloon it was.

583
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:27,640
Speaker 2: That balloon went on to star in the ninety nine

584
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,760
Speaker 2: Left Song.

585
00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 1: Left Song was about that, that one beautiful little balloon.

586
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: I remember watching that as a kid in school and

587
00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:41,680
Speaker 1: being like, there's a there's a wire attached to that.

588
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:43,560
Speaker 1: There's no way this balloon is just going in.

589
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 2: The right direction, right, you didn't believe in the.

590
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 3: Magic I was.

591
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: So it just feels good to be smarter than the balloon. Yeah,

592
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: I mean to like see through it is that my sister.

593
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 3: Oh, it's funny. We must be podcasting.

594
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 2: Oh that's Oh it's local spam.

595
00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:03,920
Speaker 1: Oh it's not spam.

596
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 2: That's something I've noticed in recent years. They've gotten real

597
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 2: smart and they all the spam is coming from local

598
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 2: area codes. Yes, that's right, Like, oh, we got to

599
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 2: pay attention to what burner phone we're using before we

600
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 2: try and pretend we're a prince looking for a place

601
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:25,680
Speaker 2: to put with a four thousand dollars payment, you can

602
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 2: later have millions. I will admit the first I'm an

603
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 2: I'm a Nigerian prince. I need a little bit of

604
00:30:35,080 --> 00:30:36,600
Speaker 2: money and later you'll get a million.

605
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,120
Speaker 3: I did fall for that.

606
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 2: It was did you It was nineteen ninety, yes, and

607
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:44,280
Speaker 2: I just had my first you know, hotmail account.

608
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 1: How much money did you get?

609
00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:48,880
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's I gave no money, but I did

610
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 2: respond to it, I entertained.

611
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you just wanted to talk first.

612
00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, what's it like in Nigeria?

613
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,920
Speaker 3: What's it like being a prince? Just small taught?

614
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,360
Speaker 1: And then that's the conversion rate to the American dollar

615
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 1: they got they got tired of all my full sense.

616
00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, but don't get me started on weather, and then

617
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 2: they just.

618
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: You know, I definitely, I definitely remember getting that email

619
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: and not falling for it, but also going like, oh,

620
00:31:19,160 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: this is the world we're about to this someone needs

621
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,280
Speaker 1: to fix their brakes.

622
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,959
Speaker 3: Yeah that was really yeah.

623
00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 2: Or it's he's traveling with a trombone player. It was

624
00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 2: a c major.

625
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 1: Uh.

626
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that the way that this it was

627
00:31:41,040 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 2: an early spam email, and it made me I was

628
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,560
Speaker 2: worried for the person, like I'm stressed out, I'm in

629
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:50,040
Speaker 2: this situation I need help from an American, and I'm like, oh,

630
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:54,960
Speaker 2: why not? Why not help this person? So I really

631
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 2: don't like that where they're like, let me try and

632
00:31:57,920 --> 00:32:02,760
Speaker 2: take advantage of the first person it's gonna be compassionate

633
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,200
Speaker 2: towards me, which.

634
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,239
Speaker 1: Is usually someone's grandma. Yes, yeah, I hate that.

635
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:11,719
Speaker 2: I ever since my grandma bought those ten thousand dollars

636
00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 2: storm windows.

637
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:15,600
Speaker 3: That fell off the side of the house for people.

638
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 2: Yes, and vacuums. She bought a vacuum and didn't have

639
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 2: any carpet. People will go after old people, I know. Yeah,

640
00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, you are the worst type of person because

641
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:31,360
Speaker 2: I'm already. Theft is one of my least favorite crimes,

642
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,040
Speaker 2: is it?

643
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 1: What's your top three least favorite crimes?

644
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:36,080
Speaker 3: Okay, theft number one?

645
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 1: Okay, theft over.

646
00:32:38,360 --> 00:32:41,600
Speaker 2: Murder, Oh, murder's way down. Murderers sometimes I get it,

647
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 2: but theft Okay. Forgery My mom was a you know, notary,

648
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 2: so I hate forgery.

649
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Ourson, Okay, that's it. Those

650
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: are your three?

651
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and and a tax of Asian something oh, okay,

652
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. Murders the worst, but it depends. Yes, I

653
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 2: need to I need to hear the whole story.

654
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.

655
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 2: Maybe you murdered someone that was wronging you.

656
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,719
Speaker 3: There, your whole life.

657
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 1: I mean, yes, there are times where we can we

658
00:33:20,840 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: can turn a blind eye to murder.

659
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,760
Speaker 2: I know, it's half half the movies we enjoy. I'm

660
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 2: rooting for this person that killed the bad guy.

661
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:30,719
Speaker 1: Yeah.

662
00:33:31,240 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in real life, of course, we don't want that.

663
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:39,200
Speaker 1: It's a terrible not just a crime. It's a sin, exactly.

664
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 2: First Corinthians, Chapter four, page one, Book of job. Get

665
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:49,200
Speaker 2: a job, book a job, get a job selling books.

666
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:54,080
Speaker 1: Oh I just cut someone off. Jesus, Oh Jesus, I'm

667
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:55,800
Speaker 1: so sorry. Sorry about that.

668
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 2: It's okay, I'll do the wave. Okay, great, nobody like

669
00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: that's just a passenger.

670
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 3: Want a wave from the actual driver.

671
00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:07,440
Speaker 1: I need a wave from the perpetrator before murder on

672
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:10,240
Speaker 1: my list people that cut me off.

673
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 3: I know. Now, it's a terrible time.

674
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a true, it's truly a crime.

675
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 2: It's a it's a part, not it's a sin. Sorry,

676
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,839
Speaker 2: you always go work for Annie when you know I'm

677
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 2: a pet shop boy.

678
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: That's us. That's the two personalities on this podcast. Yeah,

679
00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:34,239
Speaker 1: if you want to know anything about us, that's all

680
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: you need to know.

681
00:34:35,200 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's raggedy Ann, I'm your rasure. This is one

682
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:47,879
Speaker 2: of our more nonsensical episodes.

683
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: I feel like this is what the people show up

684
00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: to this podcast for sure, just a unending line of bullshittery.

685
00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:59,840
Speaker 2: Oh it sounds coming out on mouths, no pre thought.

686
00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:06,280
Speaker 1: I just thought now about how do people actually listen

687
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 1: to this intentionally while they drive?

688
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,600
Speaker 3: I wonder I've been told that.

689
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,719
Speaker 1: I just for some reason, the reality of that just

690
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: hit me of like how I would actually enjoy that?

691
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,799
Speaker 2: I yes, and there have been articles that I have

692
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:27,440
Speaker 2: found sometimes when I google us top twenty podcasts to

693
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,880
Speaker 2: listen to while driving. Oh and when we aren't on it,

694
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 2: I want to get a hold of that struggling contributing

695
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:39,920
Speaker 2: writer and reprimand them for not doing more research.

696
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I wonder what the thinking is on any

697
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:47,759
Speaker 1: list that we're not on, because I feel like, even

698
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: if you're not driving, this is a top twenty podcast.

699
00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've talked about the weather, some other stuff. What

700
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,080
Speaker 2: more do you want?

701
00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 1: I almost out a stroke it's like we're giving our all.

702
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 2: We still Now I smell toast? What other podcasts has

703
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 2: duel strokes?

704
00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 1: Can you smell toast at home? Right in it?

705
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:12,520
Speaker 2: Uh? It's called this podcast is a mobile podcast called

706
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,640
Speaker 2: two Stroke.

707
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,879
Speaker 3: Engine, which is actually a.

708
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 2: Small Honda motorbike. You gotta put the gas in with

709
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:25,080
Speaker 2: the oil. The point is, I think that maybe a

710
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 2: lot of people wouldn't want to hear driving podcasts while driving,

711
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,400
Speaker 2: the same reason that I don't like when they're sirens

712
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 2: in my old nineties hip hop that I would listen to.

713
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, I thought I was getting pulled over.

714
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:41,319
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, got me again, Nwa.

715
00:36:42,440 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: Well hey, it's like now you know how it feels

716
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:50,000
Speaker 1: because Nwa gets pulled over all the times, and I

717
00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 1: got used to it.

718
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, And when I hear those sirens in Missoula, Montana,

719
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: in my very Caucasian community, I get it a little

720
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 2: bit easy. Finally I kind of turned. I veered to

721
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,839
Speaker 2: the shoul, the soft.

722
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,399
Speaker 1: Shoulder, and you say, I'm sorry, Eric for all you've

723
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:09,879
Speaker 1: been through.

724
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:17,839
Speaker 2: Yes, I like when uh, when you and I are

725
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,040
Speaker 2: both gesticulating well driving and then all of a sudden,

726
00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 2: our hands Thelma and Louise embrace, and then we.

727
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 1: Had we had an email recently that people were talking

728
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:34,919
Speaker 1: to people were talking about going on a road trip

729
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: with their mom and the and the person in the

730
00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 1: email wrote, and then we got and we Selma and

731
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: Louise did and we could not stop laughing words like

732
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,600
Speaker 1: you need to watch the end of that movie, right,

733
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: you and your mom or your grandma going on that

734
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:52,200
Speaker 1: road trip. Hopefully you are not Felm and Louis right.

735
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,239
Speaker 2: It's it's it's an ending to a film that we

736
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,919
Speaker 2: all kind of blocked out because I watched it more

737
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:03,000
Speaker 2: recently to see the initial friendship, the road tripping, the

738
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,880
Speaker 2: you know, uh, the killing the bad See that was

739
00:38:07,920 --> 00:38:10,960
Speaker 2: a good murder. She killed the bad guy and they

740
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,760
Speaker 2: were on the run. But I forgot that it ended.

741
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 2: And this is a spoiler. They just commit dual suicide

742
00:38:17,640 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 2: together and it freeze frames and then a Kenny Logan

743
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,359
Speaker 2: song kicks in like it's fun times.

744
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: Yep, and Harvey Kitel is is the audience going, know,

745
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 1: what the fuck, what are you doing? Don't do this?

746
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: And then they do it and he's like so upset.

747
00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 2: Harvey kitel was in it.

748
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the cop that's chasing them.

749
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 2: Oh, how did I not? Why did I think it

750
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,920
Speaker 2: was Charles Bronson? They both have what are those little

751
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,640
Speaker 2: dolls that are made out.

752
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 1: Of apple apple doll?

753
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Charles Bronson looks like one of them dolls.

754
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: Yeah he does an apple head doll or an apple

755
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:54,719
Speaker 1: face doll.

756
00:38:55,000 --> 00:39:00,359
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what I win in my life. Uh,

757
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,640
Speaker 2: my household received a perishable.

758
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 1: It was when your sister was in Girl Scouts, because

759
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 1: that's when I made mine.

760
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 2: Yes, or or maybe had something to do with my

761
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:15,959
Speaker 2: mom's sorority unaffiliated with a college, but there was Greek

762
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: letters during rush week. But yeah, it was like books

763
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 2: and crafts and let's hang out once a week and

764
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 2: it was called a sorority. And it made me think

765
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,440
Speaker 2: my whole childhood that my mom was going to the

766
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 2: University of Montana and they would just bake signs, let's

767
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: say Lynn's kitchen, you know what I mean.

768
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: But they called themselves a sorority just for like fun

769
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:38,840
Speaker 1: girl stuff.

770
00:39:39,000 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 2: I think it was a thing. It was. Maybe it

771
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 2: was just my mom and her group of friends, but

772
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 2: it was affiliated with the Greek system. Oh, they had

773
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 2: like the Phi Beta chapter, but no college involved, And.

774
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,800
Speaker 1: Did your mom was she in that sorority in college

775
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 1: or no?

776
00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 2: Ever, no, did not go to college. Yeah, so it's

777
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,280
Speaker 2: still a mystery today.

778
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: Are there adult sororities that's that exists?

779
00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:13,640
Speaker 2: This isn't This isn't a dead end. This is a

780
00:40:13,680 --> 00:40:16,840
Speaker 2: street that suddenly stops and there's a mirror of a

781
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,120
Speaker 2: life like bush.

782
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:24,600
Speaker 1: I wasn't even looking. I that's where the map comes in, karens.

783
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 2: And now we're going to back into the bush like

784
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,240
Speaker 2: Homer simpsus.

785
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,680
Speaker 1: Yes, that really out of shame.

786
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:31,440
Speaker 3: That was a very dramatic end.

787
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: It really was. I wasn't. This conversation is so compelling

788
00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,360
Speaker 1: that I was not looking at where I was going.

789
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,399
Speaker 3: Really, well, you're having a stroke.

790
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: Yeah I am. Yeah, he's keeping in mind.

791
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:46,359
Speaker 2: It's fun that we can be lighthearted about it.

792
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 1: Oh, the Metro patrols hanging out, Yeah, that doesn't look

793
00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:53,040
Speaker 1: nefarious at all. I don't like that at all.

794
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:57,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just watching some kids play yard darts.

795
00:40:58,160 --> 00:41:00,759
Speaker 1: Also, but Metro patrol, that's not a real cop car.

796
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: So why is that man sitting in a car across

797
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 1: from kids playing in their front lawn?

798
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,920
Speaker 2: Are we gonna intervene with police activity again on this.

799
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 1: We want to talk to the neighbor. Kid. Can you

800
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: go over there and get those kids off the lawn?

801
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 3: Why was he just watching them?

802
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 2: I don't know.

803
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: Should we drive back?

804
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,640
Speaker 2: Is that a bad Lieutenant?

805
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,600
Speaker 1: Yes? I think Carve Cartel is with us at this moment.

806
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,160
Speaker 2: Oh listen, prune face. You want to watch some kids

807
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 2: play lawn darts?

808
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:29,840
Speaker 1: That was super weird, Metro police. I think we should

809
00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: maybe look it up Metro.

810
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 2: As in the bus and the Why am I the

811
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 2: transportation system Metro?

812
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 1: Yes, like riding on the Metro.

813
00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 3: Why maybe he lives in the area.

814
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 1: Maybe we drive back by just for safety?

815
00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:49,759
Speaker 2: Should we? Let's intimidate him. I want to sometimes I

816
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 2: wish I had my mustache.

817
00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, get grow that thing back, Chris.

818
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 2: It did get nods of approval by other city workers.

819
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: When you say other, are you counting yourself as a

820
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: city worker.

821
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,080
Speaker 2: Yes, a city citizen on patrol.

822
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 1: That's what we're going to be right now.

823
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,279
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, except not, but in a in a not

824
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:16,759
Speaker 2: a scary George Zimmerman way, in a hey, why are you?

825
00:42:17,600 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 2: We're looking out for the kids, right, and you got

826
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 2: your window down? You're smoking a cigarette. If I'm not mistaken.

827
00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:26,200
Speaker 1: I mean, it just was. It's not a cop, that's

828
00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:29,319
Speaker 1: just the point. It's it's a why are you in

829
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,080
Speaker 1: a fake fucking cop car?

830
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 3: You can get those cars at any.

831
00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 1: Auction, yeah, or on a set.

832
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:40,200
Speaker 2: It's up to you to paint the white door black

833
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,719
Speaker 2: and put an X on it so you can just

834
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 2: scare people. Yeah, that's okay. Maybe it's someone that's paid

835
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:49,520
Speaker 2: to be there.

836
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 1: The problem is we're going We're going back down to

837
00:42:52,239 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 1: the dead right.

838
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 2: Oh right, No, we can turn, we can turn on

839
00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 2: the left that brought us here.

840
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: What if I asked for directions?

841
00:43:00,960 --> 00:43:01,840
Speaker 3: I dare you.

842
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:08,799
Speaker 1: Here? We go? Sorry? Excuse me? Do you know where

843
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 1: Whitefield Road is?

844
00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 3: He's nice. We were wrong.

845
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,120
Speaker 1: I think it's like I think we're a couple of

846
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:16,799
Speaker 1: streets away.

847
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 3: He's on to us. He's calling the real cops. We've

848
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 3: made a bad mistake.

849
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 4: Even though you can hear me. Right now, Karen, don't

850
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:33,080
Speaker 4: laugh because then the jig is up. Well, don't immediately

851
00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 4: say you won't laugh. There's a chance I could make

852
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 4: you laugh. There it's happening, you know. Oh man, he's

853
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 4: gonna know you can.

854
00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:41,000
Speaker 1: Probably hear me.

855
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 2: He's so nice. He's looking on a map. He's gonna

856
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: give us.

857
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll grab my phone. I have my phone.

858
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: I just didn't want to get it. It's some it's

859
00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: somewhere nearby, but I'll find it, thank you. That's okay,

860
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: thank you.

861
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:02,320
Speaker 2: He's just like he wasn't met tro It's like a neighborhood.

862
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,080
Speaker 2: There's this is like a building. Yeah, something bad happened,

863
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 2: and they're like, well, we'll put a guy in a cruiser.

864
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 1: Also, you know, it was just those kids. If those

865
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,600
Speaker 1: kids weren't there, who cares. And it's like, yeah, go

866
00:44:15,719 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: smoke pot in your cruiser and live your life. But

867
00:44:18,840 --> 00:44:22,000
Speaker 1: it really did seem like he was surveilling children. That's

868
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:22,400
Speaker 1: what I did.

869
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 2: Like, Yeah, he did have one of the the more

870
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:28,800
Speaker 2: questionable mustache models.

871
00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: And an arm out the window, which is like, so

872
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,279
Speaker 1: do you want them to notice you?

873
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 3: What's happening?

874
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? What are you peacocking or you just being cavalier?

875
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:39,920
Speaker 2: Either way, take your job seriously.

876
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,240
Speaker 1: We hate both of those verbs.

877
00:44:42,719 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it's I he in all seriousness, seemed like

878
00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,359
Speaker 2: a sweet guy.

879
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: He seemed great.

880
00:44:51,239 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 3: Yeah we were wrong, Yeah we were.

881
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 2: Being judgmental, but hey, that's you know what as real cocks.

882
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,360
Speaker 1: This is what our job is like. You know, everyone's

883
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 1: the villain and until proven innocence.

884
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little muskache. Security is a two way street.

885
00:45:05,120 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 2: We're doing a little we're doing a little. Uh, this

886
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 2: is our rounds.

887
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:13,160
Speaker 1: This we do rounds. It's the who watches the watchers?

888
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, get off our beat. Yeah you think this is

889
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Speaker 2: your beat.

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Speaker 3: We're mobile.

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Speaker 1: Man, you're wrong. Get away from these goddamn children. That's

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Speaker 1: all mine.

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Speaker 2: Glad to see he wasn't just a metro guy.

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Speaker 1: Also, I'm glad to see that he didn't go, isn't

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Speaker 1: your whole fucking car computer, asshole? And then I be like, oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, we're just being a dicks to you.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye. Yeah he could have.

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Speaker 3: He kind of knew what was up.

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Speaker 2: I think, maybe, oh this again, I'm going to pretend

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Speaker 2: to look at my phone. He's just on an etches sketch.

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Speaker 2: Me too, I'm in a tesla too, And he shows

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Speaker 2: us his phone.

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Speaker 1: Would it was a cricket phone and did not hook

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Speaker 1: up to the internet at all.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I'm glad we made sure those kids were safe.

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Speaker 1: Look, I'm glad we made sure those kids were safe.

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Speaker 1: I'm glad I'm not having a fucking stroke, right. I

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Speaker 1: think this episode went great for what we're.

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Speaker 3: Trying to do and for how many close calls there was.

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Speaker 1: Oh so many? Should we wrap it down? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I could tell you were ramping towards a conclusionary exit.

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Speaker 1: I mean, don't make me drop every goddamn hint in

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Speaker 1: the world. Let's just do it.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I get it, I get it. Listen, my tone

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Speaker 2: is going off.

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Speaker 1: Yep, here we go.

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Speaker 2: You this was a great episode, by the way, I

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Speaker 2: had a great I'd like to thank you. You've been

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Speaker 2: listening to Do you need a ride? Dyn?

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Speaker 1: Hey are?

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Speaker 2: This has been an exactly Right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced by Analise Nelson, mixed by Edson Choi. Our talent

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Speaker 1: booker is Coottner.

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Speaker 2: Theme song by Karen Kilgarrett.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks. Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter,

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Speaker 1: and Facebook at dinar podcast That's d y nar Podcast.

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Speaker 2: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you both.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome.