Speaker 1: What happened? Recording in progress?
Speaker 2: Hi, everybody?
Speaker 1: Is the recording in progress?
Speaker 2: Yes, the recording is in progress.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Serial Killers. Hi everybody, today's the last day
Speaker 3: of July. Last day, thank god.
Speaker 1: That means it's the thirty first.
Speaker 2: This summer has sucked.
Speaker 1: It sukeed sucked like weatherwise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just it's so damn hot. You can't enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so hot. Oh it's so cold, dude, I
Speaker 1: mean complain. No, I don't understand what.
Speaker 2: Everyone everything or it's too hot. It's not even like
Speaker 2: a hot that you go to the beach and you
Speaker 2: can go in the water and you cool yourself off.
Speaker 2: Yes you can. It's just hot and muggy and human.
Speaker 3: Had a great time at the beach the other day,
Speaker 3: had a blast at the beach. Although the had a blast,
Speaker 3: the bugs were biting, but still it was a good time.
Speaker 1: Great. Some dude made a giant polar bear in the sand.
Speaker 1: It was so cool.
Speaker 2: Oh, like a sand castle polar bear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess fun. Hey's eat cereal? Okay, Welcome to
Speaker 1: this carefully curated episode of I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not even I'm not even giving that my attention anymore.
Speaker 1: It's really nice.
Speaker 2: It's going to be your thing.
Speaker 1: I saw this, say, saw this cereal at shop? Right? Okay,
Speaker 1: are you playing kneasy with me?
Speaker 2: You're the one who's knocking into me. Bruh.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know that this cereal was a thing.
Speaker 3: That makes I have to like give back my cereal
Speaker 3: card because I should.
Speaker 1: Have known what your cereal card. Well, I didn't see
Speaker 1: this one.
Speaker 2: I wonder if it's the one that my mom sent
Speaker 2: me a picture of. Could I show you a picture
Speaker 2: of what she sent me a picture of and see
Speaker 2: if it matches before we start that it's not. Let's see,
Speaker 2: because she was gonna get this.
Speaker 3: By the way, do you know that as of right now,
Speaker 3: we have tried eight hundred ninety nine cereals, so this
Speaker 3: next cereal will be the nine hundredth cereal. Wow, that's
Speaker 3: like should go in like a cereal hall of fame,
Speaker 3: unless it's bad, and then we should throw right even this.
Speaker 2: Particular one, this one.
Speaker 1: No, that's not what we're doing right now.
Speaker 3: Well, she bought this for us. I wish she didn't
Speaker 3: because you have it coming up as cereal number two.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hey mom, Look.
Speaker 1: Look Donna I have the same one.
Speaker 2: Yay.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she sends me pictures from the cereal aisle all
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 1: I love that she goes to shop. Right, check it out.
Speaker 1: It's maple brown sugar checks.
Speaker 2: Okay, I like that because.
Speaker 1: You like maple. I love maple, I like brown sugar. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't love maple. No, so we'll see how
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh, look at the big line of checks. Oh where's
Speaker 3: the vanilla? Why did they get rid of vanilla? I
Speaker 3: don't like vanilla. Checks is one of the best ones.
Speaker 3: Here's what they have on the back. They blueberry, wheat, corn, rice, maple, cinnamon, maple,
Speaker 3: brown sugar. Sorry, chocolate, honeynuts, cinnamon, and peanut butter. I
Speaker 3: love peanut butter.
Speaker 1: One is still great.
Speaker 2: Rice checks are so good. I'm excited for this. This,
Speaker 2: this hopefully is good.
Speaker 1: Do you know who makes checks?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: You know, you don't know. Stop looking at the box,
Speaker 1: you know?
Speaker 2: Uh? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 3: If I said it, then it would be like you.
Speaker 3: I think it's uh, you know, obvious.
Speaker 1: It's very mapley you smell.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's gonna be good. I think General Mills
Speaker 2: makes it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, you saw the box time.
Speaker 2: Oh he didn't. Well, I actually saw this and that's
Speaker 2: like a General Mills thing.
Speaker 1: You don't know that, Yeah, you don't.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: You know you haven't sent me any like condescending text
Speaker 3: talks lately. I'll send you what do you call those texts?
Speaker 3: Voice notes?
Speaker 1: Voice notes? Thank you?
Speaker 2: What are the kids calling those new fangled things?
Speaker 3: I'll give you a fangled what Here we go where
Speaker 3: today we're using one percent bowl and basket milk. Still
Speaker 3: got to get on that call with Farmland Daries Andrew
Speaker 3: spoon me.
Speaker 1: Here you go, spoon man, what.
Speaker 2: One two three? Hmm?
Speaker 1: It smells more maplely than it tastes. I'll say that
Speaker 1: there's no maple. I think it's just essence of right, well,
Speaker 1: it should.
Speaker 2: Say essence of maple because it tastes the brown sugar.
Speaker 3: These checks are a little crunchier than your average checks.
Speaker 3: They it's not bad. It's just more brown sugar than
Speaker 3: it is maple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you talk please, I'm trying, but I'm eating
Speaker 2: cereal on Cereal podcast. Okay, I give this one. I
Speaker 2: think three bowls in a spoom. I think it's a
Speaker 2: little bit of false advertising to say it's maple.
Speaker 1: It's not false advertising.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so when I buy maple checks and I
Speaker 2: don't taste any maple, No, that's definitely not false advertising.
Speaker 1: It smells like you would you like to bring a
Speaker 1: suit against them maybe yeah, yeah, maybe class action.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then when I make some I'm gonna own
Speaker 2: General Mills.
Speaker 1: There's maple syrup in here. It says maple syrup.
Speaker 2: It tastes like it was maybe next to it. It's
Speaker 2: kind of like a Lacroix. It's like when they say like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's pompleberry. Yeah, maybe it was next to like a
Speaker 2: pompleberry whatever, that's grapefruit whatever. It tastes like it's next
Speaker 2: to it. It has the essence of it, but it's
Speaker 2: not maple.
Speaker 1: It's decent. I give it three balls. I wouldn't buy
Speaker 1: it and need it for breakfast, but not terrible.
Speaker 2: It's extremely underwhelming if you're looking for a maple cereal,
Speaker 2: That's what I'll say. But as on the whole, it
Speaker 2: is good.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the last maple cereal that we did
Speaker 1: that was underwhelming? Maple ley as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was it? It was a General Millson.
Speaker 3: It was not it was it was it was a
Speaker 3: flake Kelloggs makes it Kellogg's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what was it?
Speaker 3: It was like three weeks ago, frosted flat.
Speaker 1: I see, yeah, what do you think it was? You
Speaker 1: don't remember maple?
Speaker 3: Was it one of those granola It was maple Raisin brand?
Speaker 1: Remember? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that one wasn't good.
Speaker 1: No, it wasn't that Mapley.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, one's really done maple, right except for Waffle Crest.
Speaker 2: Oh, which is the best?
Speaker 1: Who makes that?
Speaker 2: That is post very good?
Speaker 1: Andrew?
Speaker 2: Because I have the box that you gave me, the
Speaker 2: family size one, mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You still have that?
Speaker 2: I had to throw it out the other day.
Speaker 1: I only have a little bit there was all congealed
Speaker 1: that were just stuck together. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the best. Here. It really makes your whole
Speaker 2: apartment smell.
Speaker 1: Like it, can I I remember I said that. We
Speaker 1: went to the beach the other day. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: this is not serial related. And I'm sorry. You can
Speaker 1: say say River bull Chat if you want.
Speaker 2: I won't because I'm not a stickler like you.
Speaker 3: But so Cooper made me go in the ocean to
Speaker 3: find the little sand crabs. Uh you know what of
Speaker 3: those little things that they tickle by the way, I
Speaker 3: don't really like holding them because they tickle. So I
Speaker 3: found three or four of them and she put them
Speaker 3: in an apple juice bottle with sand and whatnot or
Speaker 3: whatever and brought them home.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can't do that. First of all, you're
Speaker 1: not supposed to take sea life home. Oh you know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, And she's like, no, I want them as pets.
Speaker 3: So they were okay for like ten minutes, and then
Speaker 3: they just were upside down. I'm like, Cooper, no, they don't.
Speaker 3: They're not gonna live in an apple juice bottle on
Speaker 3: the counter. No, they need to be in the ocean. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you know, even though there was sand and stuff in there.
Speaker 3: Salt water, yeah, just no.
Speaker 2: Did you go return them? No?
Speaker 1: I threw them in the track, return the what to
Speaker 1: the earth?
Speaker 2: To the earth? You just said, oh, ocean, ocean? Ocean? Hey,
Speaker 2: where should I return them?
Speaker 1: They were dead?
Speaker 2: You don't know that.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
Speaker 2: I bet you. If you put them back, did you
Speaker 2: give them fresh water?
Speaker 1: Like this upside They don't want fresh water, they want saltwater.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying. When you got home and you
Speaker 2: put them in this apple juice bottle, was it just
Speaker 2: the apple juice? That you. Was it the bottle that
Speaker 2: you got from Like did she scoop it with?
Speaker 1: There was no apple juice in it.
Speaker 2: I washed it, I know then when you got the crabs, Yeah,
Speaker 2: was that sea water inside of it?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 2: So it was still salt water.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's what they live in.
Speaker 2: Yes, I just thought maybe like you dumped it and
Speaker 2: then put that in there.
Speaker 1: Just once for Donna. There she is on the front
Speaker 1: with her head band playing tennis.
Speaker 2: What a the bag?
Speaker 1: It's a Luna really. Yeah, I don't like the puppies.
Speaker 1: I don't like that dopey poodle.
Speaker 2: Honestly, poodles are I'm sorry for people that don't poodle.
Speaker 1: No, I don't need any bashing love poodles.
Speaker 2: I was first bread to hunt badgers. Luna would never
Speaker 2: Some people like to call me a wiener dog that
Speaker 2: I prefer hamburgers. Luna eats a whole hamburger by herself.
Speaker 1: All dogs do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean at her size is a mini docs
Speaker 2: and probably shouldn't, but.
Speaker 1: She's got the Donna. Thanks for looking at Oh. I
Speaker 1: love the quality assured logo with a little shopping cart.
Speaker 1: Love that you do. Bowling basket is a shop.
Speaker 2: You could have returned those crabs to the water, not
Speaker 2: after they were dead. You don't know that they were down.
Speaker 1: So I needed to take a special trip all the
Speaker 1: way back to Tobey Beach.
Speaker 2: Yes, Tobe Beach to return I should have gone back
Speaker 2: to where Tobe beach?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: So anyway, Uh, Crispy crunchy berry. Krispy crunchy berry, like
Speaker 3: the Captain crunch which one.
Speaker 2: With the berries? It's one of my favorite.
Speaker 1: Oh really, it's such a favorite. You don't even know
Speaker 1: what it's called.
Speaker 2: Crunchberries. Very good, Andrew, Yes, And do you like how
Speaker 2: he said capin Yes, not.
Speaker 3: Captain, speaking of the cap'n. Did you see his makeover?
Speaker 3: He's a real he's creepy now yeah.
Speaker 2: Does he look like the fruit Loops bird?
Speaker 1: Yes, he looks very animated.
Speaker 2: Now. I don't get it. I just don't get it.
Speaker 2: Why are we redesigning classic logos?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: So this guy he's playing tennis here, or maybe he's
Speaker 3: playing pickup. No, that's not a pickleball racket. He should
Speaker 3: be playing pick a ball because that's all the rage
Speaker 3: it is.
Speaker 2: I have pickleball rackets at home.
Speaker 1: Try all our cereals frosted flakes, Krispy Rice, a bunch
Speaker 1: of dogs on the back. I like this.
Speaker 3: I like that they give you something to do on
Speaker 3: the back of the box. It's good. Yeah, simple shop right, Yeah, God, they.
Speaker 1: Really should come on board and sponsor us. Speaking do cereals,
Speaker 1: we can have their milk everything.
Speaker 2: We could do a live episode from a shop, right, Oh,
Speaker 2: I would love that.
Speaker 1: Here you go.
Speaker 2: Actually you wouldn't because people would just be browsing the
Speaker 2: cereal aisles and you'd just be self conscious the whole time.
Speaker 1: Not a shop, right, that's my second home. So these
Speaker 1: pieces are the berry pieces are all different sizes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very big, they are. They're larger. It smells
Speaker 2: just like crunchberries.
Speaker 1: It has the same tear up your mouth, you know, consistency.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good, right, definitely doesn't. Oddly enough, smells like crunchberries.
Speaker 3: Doesn't taste like crunchberries. Crunchberry similar, crunchberries is a little
Speaker 3: bit sweeter, sweeter than this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it isn't.
Speaker 1: Kind of weird like the word crunch almost as like
Speaker 1: Captain quenches crunch font.
Speaker 2: Don't tell them shop right, my kids?
Speaker 1: Serious, they only altered it slightly.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give this four bowls. I think it's a
Speaker 2: good imitation, but it is an imitation.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think it's in a row.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they go beyond. This one does not. The berries
Speaker 2: are not as I don't know, so they're not berries.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, Oh they're not scott Oh.
Speaker 2: I'm shocked that they didn't put berries Crispy crunch berries, cereal.
Speaker 1: Three balls.
Speaker 2: I have never reviewed cereals before. I always thought these
Speaker 2: were real berries.
Speaker 1: Is that what the hippop sounds like? Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll be back right after this.
Speaker 2: You better hurry because I'm doing a live radio show
Speaker 2: right as this is going on. Right, no floozy woozy
Speaker 2: diddle dead.
Speaker 1: I only have a few minutes left for this last one. Okay,
Speaker 1: now this is also a store brand. Okay, it's from Walmart.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: I was looking for them.
Speaker 3: I don't think you should be drinking coffee while you're
Speaker 3: doing this. It's gonna alter the taste. Yep, keep going,
Speaker 3: don't you think?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: It's I don't know, coffee is palette alternative? You're gonna
Speaker 1: like anything?
Speaker 2: We should be doing that in because so we could
Speaker 2: give it a.
Speaker 3: Fair show like this great value from Walmart. Hell yeah,
Speaker 3: bite size frosted strawberry shredded wheat.
Speaker 2: So back to what I was saying with this one
Speaker 2: being in imitation, great value usually goes above and beyond,
Speaker 2: in my opinion, with certain cereals the original like, this
Speaker 2: is gonna taste better than any frost of miniweek really.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now we've actually done a bunch of strawberry frosted
Speaker 3: many weeks. Yes, and you can't really call it that,
Speaker 3: It says they got to call it bite size because
Speaker 3: frosted Mini Weeks is trademarked by.
Speaker 2: Post Oh, General Mills, Oh my god, Kelloggs.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, you got it on the third try. That's cool.
Speaker 1: You're almost out of brands, a.
Speaker 2: Set of brands, Oh my god. But you think the
Speaker 2: berries are really crunchberries and now you're doing this, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, what's next. It's just, you know, we rate
Speaker 2: with bulls and spoons, but not real bulls and spoons.
Speaker 1: I just I just feel like you don't just you
Speaker 1: just don't pay attention at all. Please, dude, Frosted Mini
Speaker 1: Weeks is a massively popular cereal. Dude, They've been around
Speaker 1: for a long time.
Speaker 2: Dude, Come on, dude, all right. It's one of those
Speaker 2: that if it was on like a Jeopardy or something.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't get it. No, you'd Final Jeopardy. You would lose, Okay,
Speaker 1: you would. Don't you think if you were in the
Speaker 1: crowd and that question came up.
Speaker 2: I could just see you in the crowd, like you
Speaker 2: need a lifeline.
Speaker 1: There's no lifelines and Jeopardy you.
Speaker 2: I don't say, but don't love this. This doesn't have
Speaker 2: anything on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, some of them are half frosted, some of them.
Speaker 3: It's just I feel like there's very wonky machinery there
Speaker 3: at Walmart.
Speaker 1: Wonky machinery.
Speaker 2: Never anybody says wonky. It makes me think they're British. Hmm.
Speaker 1: The many, the wheat itself, whoa, I don't really know.
Speaker 1: I don't like a strawberry.
Speaker 2: It tastes weird, kind of underwhelming.
Speaker 1: I also think it's artificially flavored.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no way, they didn't put real strawberry in this.
Speaker 1: I mean there's pictures of it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, there's pictures.
Speaker 1: Of sugar strawberries on the front.
Speaker 2: Are you saying strawberries don't usually look like this? That
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: You're such a jerk.
Speaker 2: You're the one who started it.
Speaker 1: Whole grain wheat, sugar, gelatine, natural and artificial flavor, red
Speaker 1: forty blue one.
Speaker 2: There is not enough strawberry coating on these. I feel
Speaker 2: like more than half my cup just doesn't have any
Speaker 2: of it on it.
Speaker 1: I don't particularly care for this. I'm giving it a
Speaker 1: ball on a spoon.
Speaker 2: I give it two bowls. Very sad. You were supposed
Speaker 2: to be my saving grace and you did nothing. You failed.
Speaker 1: The frosted mini wheats of any kind generally do pretty well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is so sad.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Like I really was looking for like an overcoated shredded wheat, yeah, bite,
Speaker 2: and I didn't get any of that. And then, like
Speaker 2: I said, more than half of them in my cup
Speaker 2: right now have nothing on them.
Speaker 1: Great value generally? Does it pretty?
Speaker 2: Does this have the If you don't like it, you
Speaker 2: can return it?
Speaker 1: No, that's multimeal.
Speaker 2: Did you believe it? Then it's multimeal? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: just saying yeah, no, this was not good. It's sad.
Speaker 1: It is heart healthy great.
Speaker 2: I don't see how that's true because it's just gelatin
Speaker 2: and sugar.
Speaker 1: That's true. I don't see anything that says oh, great quality,
Speaker 1: great price guaranteed. Our guarantee is our promise that you'll
Speaker 1: be fully satisfied with the quality of every great value product.
Speaker 1: If for any reason you aren't happy, we'll replace it
Speaker 1: or return your money, whichever you prefer. All you use
Speaker 1: the package. It's that simple, guaranteed. Would you please call?
Speaker 2: No, No, you should. No.
Speaker 1: I need you to call because I got to record
Speaker 1: a traffick report.
Speaker 2: Oh here, Oh my god, you guys are gonna get
Speaker 2: to see it live when I do my Scotty voice.
Speaker 1: What no, no, no weather and I learn about it traffic.
Speaker 2: Damn it. I thought you were going to do.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: I love when he does the weather because he gets
Speaker 3: so into it. Well, I mean I need the report
Speaker 3: to be correct, I know, but just the way you
Speaker 3: do it. Well, if I had to do it right now,
Speaker 3: i'd be like mostly sunny today, maybe an afternoon thunderstrum
Speaker 3: High eighty six gets down to seventy one tonight tomorrow
Speaker 3: for your Wednesday, beautiful sunshine high near ninety right now
Speaker 3: seventy four in the city at Z one hundred. I
Speaker 3: know it's hysterical, is you know? His like meteorology thing.
Speaker 3: This is why kids if you're in school and you're
Speaker 3: going for meteorology, you don't need to you know, he
Speaker 3: doesn't have a degree in meteorology. Read it off westing
Speaker 3: Off of ABC seven dot com. That's the local New
Speaker 3: York channel.
Speaker 2: He just reads their weather and people are like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that is the weather.
Speaker 1: Well do I have to give them alaint disclaimer that
Speaker 1: that's where I got it from.
Speaker 2: I think it's funny that it's well.
Speaker 1: I mean, we're not a weather bureau or a weather
Speaker 1: radio station or of any kind.
Speaker 2: We just take the way you take it so seriously serious.
Speaker 1: I gotta let people know what's going on.
Speaker 2: It's just the way you do.
Speaker 1: It's funny. Thank you for listening to serial Killers. Please
Speaker 1: follow us on social to.
Speaker 2: Be seventy four today, I have ninety five.
Speaker 3: I would never say it like that. It's gonna be seventy.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be seventy four today, high of ninety five.
Speaker 3: Learn about weather Report. Learn about it.
Speaker 2: You will never.
Speaker 1: Succeed meteorologists edgra Pug.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I did take a class, but I cheated my
Speaker 3: way through it. So yeah, just like you do through life,
Speaker 3: meteorology math does not make sense, and I will legit
Speaker 3: say that because my roommate, who was a math major,
Speaker 3: literally was like, this does not make sense okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Not relatable for me. So we're gonna end it here.
Speaker 1: I have to go.
Speaker 2: I gotta have a great day. Just kidding. Don't follow
Speaker 2: us by and he's an idiot. General Mills Killogg's bye.
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Speaker 3: see the nine hundred plus cereals that we've done up
Speaker 3: until now. Underwhelming episode for nine hundred ceial Well, I
Speaker 3: think that might be wrong. And for someone who's a
Speaker 3: serial curator, you should have really picked like a golden cereal.
Speaker 3: Oh and if that dropped all over your boards, you
Speaker 3: would have gone crazy? Got it anyway, until we see
Speaker 3: you on Wednesday with an all new ball chats.
Speaker 2: And he's gonna go pick some crutchberrys.
Speaker 1: I do have a bush in my backyard.
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