WEBVTT - A Chex Surprise! 0:00:02.720 --> 0:00:05.680 What happened? Recording in progress? 0:00:07.120 --> 0:00:07.920 Hi, everybody? 0:00:08.760 --> 0:00:09.879 Is the recording in progress? 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:11.880 Yes, the recording is in progress. 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:15.239 Welcome to Serial Killers. Hi everybody, today's the last day 0:00:15.240 --> 0:00:16.599 of July. Last day, thank god. 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:17.959 That means it's the thirty first. 0:00:18.079 --> 0:00:19.800 This summer has sucked. 0:00:20.520 --> 0:00:22.520 It sukeed sucked like weatherwise. 0:00:22.680 --> 0:00:26.360 Yeah, it's just it's so damn hot. You can't enjoy yourself. 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:31.280 Oh it's so hot. Oh it's so cold, dude, I 0:00:31.280 --> 0:00:36.120 mean complain. No, I don't understand what. 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:39.040 Everyone everything or it's too hot. It's not even like 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:40.680 a hot that you go to the beach and you 0:00:40.720 --> 0:00:42.599 can go in the water and you cool yourself off. 0:00:42.680 --> 0:00:45.720 Yes you can. It's just hot and muggy and human. 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:47.680 Had a great time at the beach the other day, 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:50.760 had a blast at the beach. Although the had a blast, 0:00:50.840 --> 0:00:52.800 the bugs were biting, but still it was a good time. 0:00:53.000 --> 0:00:55.640 Great. Some dude made a giant polar bear in the sand. 0:00:55.840 --> 0:00:56.800 It was so cool. 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:58.720 Oh, like a sand castle polar bear. 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:01.760 Yeah, I guess fun. Hey's eat cereal? Okay, Welcome to 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:04.280 this carefully curated episode of I don't. 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:09.080 I'm not even I'm not even giving that my attention anymore. 0:01:09.200 --> 0:01:09.760 It's really nice. 0:01:09.840 --> 0:01:10.880 It's going to be your thing. 0:01:11.680 --> 0:01:15.720 I saw this, say, saw this cereal at shop? Right? Okay, 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:17.280 are you playing kneasy with me? 0:01:17.360 --> 0:01:20.959 You're the one who's knocking into me. Bruh. 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:22.600 I didn't even know that this cereal was a thing. 0:01:22.840 --> 0:01:25.360 That makes I have to like give back my cereal 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:26.800 card because I should. 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:30.280 Have known what your cereal card. Well, I didn't see 0:01:30.280 --> 0:01:30.560 this one. 0:01:30.600 --> 0:01:31.920 I wonder if it's the one that my mom sent 0:01:31.920 --> 0:01:33.199 me a picture of. Could I show you a picture 0:01:33.240 --> 0:01:34.920 of what she sent me a picture of and see 0:01:34.920 --> 0:01:38.440 if it matches before we start that it's not. Let's see, 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:39.560 because she was gonna get this. 0:01:39.959 --> 0:01:42.080 By the way, do you know that as of right now, 0:01:42.440 --> 0:01:46.480 we have tried eight hundred ninety nine cereals, so this 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:50.760 next cereal will be the nine hundredth cereal. Wow, that's 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.240 like should go in like a cereal hall of fame, 0:01:53.280 --> 0:01:55.040 unless it's bad, and then we should throw right even this. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:57.440 Particular one, this one. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.160 No, that's not what we're doing right now. 0:01:59.280 --> 0:02:01.600 Well, she bought this for us. I wish she didn't 0:02:01.880 --> 0:02:05.680 because you have it coming up as cereal number two. 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:08.320 Oh my god, Hey mom, Look. 0:02:08.840 --> 0:02:10.839 Look Donna I have the same one. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:11.480 Yay. 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:12.640 Wow, that's crazy. 0:02:12.840 --> 0:02:14.799 Yeah, she sends me pictures from the cereal aisle all 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:15.160 the time. 0:02:15.240 --> 0:02:17.240 I love that she goes to shop. Right, check it out. 0:02:17.360 --> 0:02:18.960 It's maple brown sugar checks. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:21.240 Okay, I like that because. 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.799 You like maple. I love maple, I like brown sugar. Yeah, 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:26.080 but I don't love maple. No, so we'll see how 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:26.360 it is. 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:26.760 Yeah. 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:29.760 Oh, look at the big line of checks. Oh where's 0:02:29.800 --> 0:02:32.240 the vanilla? Why did they get rid of vanilla? I 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.840 don't like vanilla. Checks is one of the best ones. 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:39.600 Here's what they have on the back. They blueberry, wheat, corn, rice, maple, cinnamon, maple, 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:43.680 brown sugar. Sorry, chocolate, honeynuts, cinnamon, and peanut butter. I 0:02:43.720 --> 0:02:44.680 love peanut butter. 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:45.320 One is still great. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:49.079 Rice checks are so good. I'm excited for this. This, 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:50.240 this hopefully is good. 0:02:50.280 --> 0:02:51.480 Do you know who makes checks? 0:02:52.840 --> 0:02:56.200 Uh? 0:02:55.240 --> 0:02:58.120 You know, you don't know. Stop looking at the box, 0:02:58.160 --> 0:02:58.360 you know? 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:00.240 Uh? Yeah? 0:03:00.320 --> 0:03:00.959 Yeah? 0:03:01.040 --> 0:03:01.280 Yeah? 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:01.800 Who? 0:03:03.360 --> 0:03:05.639 If I said it, then it would be like you. 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:08.639 I think it's uh, you know, obvious. 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:09.600 It's very mapley you smell. 0:03:10.600 --> 0:03:13.760 Oh yeah, that's gonna be good. I think General Mills 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:14.079 makes it. 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:15.240 Yeah, Well, you saw the box time. 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:18.280 Oh he didn't. Well, I actually saw this and that's 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:19.320 like a General Mills thing. 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:22.120 You don't know that, Yeah, you don't. 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:23.200 Oh my god. 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:27.280 You know you haven't sent me any like condescending text 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:30.799 talks lately. I'll send you what do you call those texts? 0:03:30.919 --> 0:03:31.440 Voice notes? 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:32.359 Voice notes? Thank you? 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.400 What are the kids calling those new fangled things? 0:03:35.640 --> 0:03:39.040 I'll give you a fangled what Here we go where 0:03:39.080 --> 0:03:42.680 today we're using one percent bowl and basket milk. Still 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.800 got to get on that call with Farmland Daries Andrew 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:46.520 spoon me. 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:48.760 Here you go, spoon man, what. 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:59.840 One two three? Hmm? 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.560 It smells more maplely than it tastes. I'll say that 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:07.600 there's no maple. I think it's just essence of right, well, 0:04:07.680 --> 0:04:08.240 it should. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:10.880 Say essence of maple because it tastes the brown sugar. 0:04:11.760 --> 0:04:14.160 These checks are a little crunchier than your average checks. 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:19.240 They it's not bad. It's just more brown sugar than 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:19.839 it is maple. 0:04:22.360 --> 0:04:27.359 Yeah, can you talk please, I'm trying, but I'm eating 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:31.960 cereal on Cereal podcast. Okay, I give this one. I 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.600 think three bowls in a spoom. I think it's a 0:04:34.600 --> 0:04:36.680 little bit of false advertising to say it's maple. 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:38.400 It's not false advertising. 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:40.840 Oh yeah, so when I buy maple checks and I 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:43.640 don't taste any maple, No, that's definitely not false advertising. 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:45.360 It smells like you would you like to bring a 0:04:45.400 --> 0:04:49.000 suit against them maybe yeah, yeah, maybe class action. 0:04:49.200 --> 0:04:51.960 Yeah, And then when I make some I'm gonna own 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:53.080 General Mills. 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:56.040 There's maple syrup in here. It says maple syrup. 0:04:56.200 --> 0:04:58.120 It tastes like it was maybe next to it. It's 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:02.120 kind of like a Lacroix. It's like when they say like, oh, 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:05.040 it's pompleberry. Yeah, maybe it was next to like a 0:05:05.040 --> 0:05:10.320 pompleberry whatever, that's grapefruit whatever. It tastes like it's next 0:05:10.320 --> 0:05:12.640 to it. It has the essence of it, but it's 0:05:12.640 --> 0:05:13.280 not maple. 0:05:14.960 --> 0:05:17.280 It's decent. I give it three balls. I wouldn't buy 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.080 it and need it for breakfast, but not terrible. 0:05:19.240 --> 0:05:22.440 It's extremely underwhelming if you're looking for a maple cereal, 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:25.359 That's what I'll say. But as on the whole, it 0:05:25.480 --> 0:05:25.800 is good. 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:27.560 Do you remember the last maple cereal that we did 0:05:27.560 --> 0:05:29.080 that was underwhelming? Maple ley as well? 0:05:29.640 --> 0:05:34.920 Yeah, what was it? It was a General Millson. 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:39.800 It was not it was it was it was a 0:05:39.800 --> 0:05:41.680 flake Kelloggs makes it Kellogg's. 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:44.240 Yeah, so what was it? 0:05:44.240 --> 0:05:47.520 It was like three weeks ago, frosted flat. 0:05:49.839 --> 0:05:51.920 I see, yeah, what do you think it was? You 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:54.279 don't remember maple? 0:05:55.480 --> 0:05:59.400 Was it one of those granola It was maple Raisin brand? 0:05:59.520 --> 0:06:00.120 Remember? Oh? 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:01.200 Yeah, that one wasn't good. 0:06:01.279 --> 0:06:02.280 No, it wasn't that Mapley. 0:06:02.440 --> 0:06:02.640 Yeah. 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:06.479 No, one's really done maple, right except for Waffle Crest. 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:07.479 Oh, which is the best? 0:06:07.560 --> 0:06:08.880 Who makes that? 0:06:08.880 --> 0:06:10.240 That is post very good? 0:06:10.279 --> 0:06:10.599 Andrew? 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.400 Because I have the box that you gave me, the 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:13.680 family size one, mm hmm. 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:14.800 You still have that? 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:16.520 I had to throw it out the other day. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:18.960 I only have a little bit there was all congealed 0:06:19.080 --> 0:06:20.280 that were just stuck together. Yeah. 0:06:20.320 --> 0:06:22.040 Oh that's the best. Here. It really makes your whole 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:22.920 apartment smell. 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:26.760 Like it, can I I remember I said that. We 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:29.680 went to the beach the other day. Yeah, I know 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:31.600 this is not serial related. And I'm sorry. You can 0:06:31.640 --> 0:06:33.200 say say River bull Chat if you want. 0:06:33.400 --> 0:06:35.520 I won't because I'm not a stickler like you. 0:06:36.000 --> 0:06:37.600 But so Cooper made me go in the ocean to 0:06:37.640 --> 0:06:39.840 find the little sand crabs. Uh you know what of 0:06:39.920 --> 0:06:42.040 those little things that they tickle by the way, I 0:06:42.080 --> 0:06:44.960 don't really like holding them because they tickle. So I 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:47.080 found three or four of them and she put them 0:06:47.120 --> 0:06:49.120 in an apple juice bottle with sand and whatnot or 0:06:49.120 --> 0:06:50.400 whatever and brought them home. 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:51.840 I'm like, you can't do that. First of all, you're 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:54.240 not supposed to take sea life home. Oh you know? 0:06:54.440 --> 0:06:56.400 Yeah, And she's like, no, I want them as pets. 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.360 So they were okay for like ten minutes, and then 0:06:59.520 --> 0:07:03.400 they just were upside down. I'm like, Cooper, no, they don't. 0:07:03.400 --> 0:07:05.400 They're not gonna live in an apple juice bottle on 0:07:05.440 --> 0:07:07.799 the counter. No, they need to be in the ocean. Yeah, 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:09.520 you know, even though there was sand and stuff in there. 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:11.120 Salt water, yeah, just no. 0:07:11.280 --> 0:07:12.400 Did you go return them? No? 0:07:12.440 --> 0:07:15.200 I threw them in the track, return the what to 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:15.640 the earth? 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:20.240 To the earth? You just said, oh, ocean, ocean? Ocean? Hey, 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:21.320 where should I return them? 0:07:21.720 --> 0:07:22.360 They were dead? 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:23.160 You don't know that. 0:07:23.760 --> 0:07:24.240 Oh, I know. 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:25.920 I bet you. If you put them back, did you 0:07:25.920 --> 0:07:26.840 give them fresh water? 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.760 Like this upside They don't want fresh water, they want saltwater. 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:31.720 That's why I'm saying. When you got home and you 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.120 put them in this apple juice bottle, was it just 0:07:34.160 --> 0:07:36.080 the apple juice? That you. Was it the bottle that 0:07:36.160 --> 0:07:39.040 you got from Like did she scoop it with? 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:40.800 There was no apple juice in it. 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:46.200 I washed it, I know then when you got the crabs, Yeah, 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.440 was that sea water inside of it? 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:48.880 Of course? 0:07:49.400 --> 0:07:50.760 So it was still salt water. 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:52.160 Yes, that's what they live in. 0:07:53.560 --> 0:07:56.800 Yes, I just thought maybe like you dumped it and 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.080 then put that in there. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:08:00.320 Just once for Donna. There she is on the front 0:08:00.360 --> 0:08:01.840 with her head band playing tennis. 0:08:01.960 --> 0:08:02.680 What a the bag? 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:07.520 It's a Luna really. Yeah, I don't like the puppies. 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:08.760 I don't like that dopey poodle. 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.880 Honestly, poodles are I'm sorry for people that don't poodle. 0:08:12.960 --> 0:08:15.000 No, I don't need any bashing love poodles. 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.760 I was first bread to hunt badgers. Luna would never 0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:19.560 Some people like to call me a wiener dog that 0:08:19.680 --> 0:08:22.600 I prefer hamburgers. Luna eats a whole hamburger by herself. 0:08:22.600 --> 0:08:23.160 All dogs do. 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:25.960 Yeah, I mean at her size is a mini docs 0:08:26.000 --> 0:08:27.280 and probably shouldn't, but. 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:31.120 She's got the Donna. Thanks for looking at Oh. I 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:34.000 love the quality assured logo with a little shopping cart. 0:08:34.400 --> 0:08:37.199 Love that you do. Bowling basket is a shop. 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:39.800 You could have returned those crabs to the water, not 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:42.040 after they were dead. You don't know that they were down. 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:43.640 So I needed to take a special trip all the 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:44.800 way back to Tobey Beach. 0:08:45.080 --> 0:08:47.920 Yes, Tobe Beach to return I should have gone back 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:49.079 to where Tobe beach? 0:08:49.800 --> 0:08:50.000 Well? 0:08:50.200 --> 0:08:55.440 So anyway, Uh, Crispy crunchy berry. Krispy crunchy berry, like 0:08:56.679 --> 0:08:58.880 the Captain crunch which one. 0:09:00.679 --> 0:09:02.559 With the berries? It's one of my favorite. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.079 Oh really, it's such a favorite. You don't even know 0:09:04.080 --> 0:09:04.760 what it's called. 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:10.640 Crunchberries. Very good, Andrew, Yes, And do you like how 0:09:10.640 --> 0:09:12.520 he said capin Yes, not. 0:09:12.559 --> 0:09:15.160 Captain, speaking of the cap'n. Did you see his makeover? 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.360 He's a real he's creepy now yeah. 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:20.480 Does he look like the fruit Loops bird? 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:22.080 Yes, he looks very animated. 0:09:22.080 --> 0:09:24.880 Now. I don't get it. I just don't get it. 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:27.240 Why are we redesigning classic logos? 0:09:27.280 --> 0:09:27.640 I don't know. 0:09:27.720 --> 0:09:30.160 So this guy he's playing tennis here, or maybe he's 0:09:30.160 --> 0:09:32.120 playing pickup. No, that's not a pickleball racket. He should 0:09:32.120 --> 0:09:33.679 be playing pick a ball because that's all the rage 0:09:33.679 --> 0:09:33.920 it is. 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:35.320 I have pickleball rackets at home. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:38.560 Try all our cereals frosted flakes, Krispy Rice, a bunch 0:09:38.600 --> 0:09:39.760 of dogs on the back. I like this. 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:41.560 I like that they give you something to do on 0:09:41.559 --> 0:09:46.880 the back of the box. It's good. Yeah, simple shop right, Yeah, God, they. 0:09:46.800 --> 0:09:49.240 Really should come on board and sponsor us. Speaking do cereals, 0:09:49.360 --> 0:09:50.800 we can have their milk everything. 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.120 We could do a live episode from a shop, right, Oh, 0:09:53.120 --> 0:09:53.760 I would love that. 0:09:54.440 --> 0:09:54.840 Here you go. 0:09:55.040 --> 0:09:57.440 Actually you wouldn't because people would just be browsing the 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.680 cereal aisles and you'd just be self conscious the whole time. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:02.960 Not a shop, right, that's my second home. So these 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:06.040 pieces are the berry pieces are all different sizes. 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:09.760 Yeah, they're very big, they are. They're larger. It smells 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:10.680 just like crunchberries. 0:10:14.280 --> 0:10:21.880 It has the same tear up your mouth, you know, consistency. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:23.200 Hmm. 0:10:23.360 --> 0:10:30.160 It's pretty good, right, definitely doesn't. Oddly enough, smells like crunchberries. 0:10:30.200 --> 0:10:33.520 Doesn't taste like crunchberries. Crunchberry similar, crunchberries is a little 0:10:33.520 --> 0:10:35.640 bit sweeter, sweeter than this. 0:10:35.840 --> 0:10:36.800 Yeah, it isn't. 0:10:36.840 --> 0:10:39.040 Kind of weird like the word crunch almost as like 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.000 Captain quenches crunch font. 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:43.240 Don't tell them shop right, my kids? 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:44.880 Serious, they only altered it slightly. 0:10:45.600 --> 0:10:48.520 I'm gonna give this four bowls. I think it's a 0:10:48.559 --> 0:10:51.240 good imitation, but it is an imitation. 0:10:51.559 --> 0:10:52.520 I don't know. I think it's in a row. 0:10:52.600 --> 0:10:58.000 Sometimes they go beyond. This one does not. The berries 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:00.560 are not as I don't know, so they're not berries. 0:11:00.600 --> 0:11:04.600 I mean, you know, Oh they're not scott Oh. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:09.240 I'm shocked that they didn't put berries Crispy crunch berries, cereal. 0:11:11.760 --> 0:11:12.240 Three balls. 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:16.280 I have never reviewed cereals before. I always thought these 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:17.520 were real berries. 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.920 Is that what the hippop sounds like? Yeah, all right, 0:11:22.120 --> 0:11:23.160 we'll be back right after this. 0:11:26.840 --> 0:11:29.040 You better hurry because I'm doing a live radio show 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.480 right as this is going on. Right, no floozy woozy 0:11:31.520 --> 0:11:32.080 diddle dead. 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:34.480 I only have a few minutes left for this last one. Okay, 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:38.960 now this is also a store brand. Okay, it's from Walmart. 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:39.440 What are you doing? 0:11:39.640 --> 0:11:40.400 I was looking for them. 0:11:40.480 --> 0:11:42.120 I don't think you should be drinking coffee while you're 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:45.440 doing this. It's gonna alter the taste. Yep, keep going, 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:46.120 don't you think? 0:11:46.440 --> 0:11:46.680 Sure? 0:11:47.280 --> 0:11:50.560 It's I don't know, coffee is palette alternative? You're gonna 0:11:50.600 --> 0:11:51.040 like anything? 0:11:51.040 --> 0:11:52.600 We should be doing that in because so we could 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:52.959 give it a. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:57.000 Fair show like this great value from Walmart. Hell yeah, 0:11:57.160 --> 0:11:59.520 bite size frosted strawberry shredded wheat. 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.280 So back to what I was saying with this one 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:07.160 being in imitation, great value usually goes above and beyond, 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:11.000 in my opinion, with certain cereals the original like, this 0:12:11.080 --> 0:12:14.360 is gonna taste better than any frost of miniweek really. 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:17.280 Yeah, now we've actually done a bunch of strawberry frosted 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:19.360 many weeks. Yes, and you can't really call it that, 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:21.400 It says they got to call it bite size because 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:23.240 frosted Mini Weeks is trademarked by. 0:12:24.600 --> 0:12:29.800 Post Oh, General Mills, Oh my god, Kelloggs. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:31.960 Yes, yeah, you got it on the third try. That's cool. 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:33.800 You're almost out of brands, a. 0:12:34.880 --> 0:12:37.560 Set of brands, Oh my god. But you think the 0:12:37.600 --> 0:12:40.720 berries are really crunchberries and now you're doing this, Oh 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:44.640 my god, what's next. It's just, you know, we rate 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:48.800 with bulls and spoons, but not real bulls and spoons. 0:12:48.600 --> 0:12:50.480 I just I just feel like you don't just you 0:12:50.559 --> 0:12:53.880 just don't pay attention at all. Please, dude, Frosted Mini 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.880 Weeks is a massively popular cereal. Dude, They've been around 0:12:56.880 --> 0:12:57.600 for a long time. 0:12:57.760 --> 0:13:00.920 Dude, Come on, dude, all right. It's one of those 0:13:00.960 --> 0:13:03.560 that if it was on like a Jeopardy or something. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:07.199 You wouldn't get it. No, you'd Final Jeopardy. You would lose, Okay, 0:13:07.240 --> 0:13:10.880 you would. Don't you think if you were in the 0:13:10.880 --> 0:13:12.440 crowd and that question came up. 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:16.880 I could just see you in the crowd, like you 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:17.840 need a lifeline. 0:13:19.440 --> 0:13:20.920 There's no lifelines and Jeopardy you. 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:24.960 I don't say, but don't love this. This doesn't have 0:13:25.120 --> 0:13:25.880 anything on it. 0:13:25.960 --> 0:13:27.800 Yeah, some of them are half frosted, some of them. 0:13:27.840 --> 0:13:30.319 It's just I feel like there's very wonky machinery there 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:30.880 at Walmart. 0:13:31.080 --> 0:13:32.160 Wonky machinery. 0:13:32.720 --> 0:13:37.319 Never anybody says wonky. It makes me think they're British. Hmm. 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:43.080 The many, the wheat itself, whoa, I don't really know. 0:13:43.120 --> 0:13:44.240 I don't like a strawberry. 0:13:47.200 --> 0:13:51.200 It tastes weird, kind of underwhelming. 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:53.480 I also think it's artificially flavored. 0:13:53.679 --> 0:13:56.360 Oh no, no way, they didn't put real strawberry in this. 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:57.400 I mean there's pictures of it. 0:13:57.440 --> 0:13:59.000 Oh my god, there's pictures. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:00.520 Of sugar strawberries on the front. 0:14:00.720 --> 0:14:03.320 Are you saying strawberries don't usually look like this? That 0:14:03.559 --> 0:14:04.160 is crazy. 0:14:04.600 --> 0:14:05.480 You're such a jerk. 0:14:05.720 --> 0:14:06.920 You're the one who started it. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:12.360 Whole grain wheat, sugar, gelatine, natural and artificial flavor, red 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:13.240 forty blue one. 0:14:15.440 --> 0:14:23.960 There is not enough strawberry coating on these. I feel 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:25.960 like more than half my cup just doesn't have any 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:26.600 of it on it. 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:28.560 I don't particularly care for this. I'm giving it a 0:14:28.560 --> 0:14:29.200 ball on a spoon. 0:14:29.440 --> 0:14:32.560 I give it two bowls. Very sad. You were supposed 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:36.280 to be my saving grace and you did nothing. You failed. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.560 The frosted mini wheats of any kind generally do pretty well. 0:14:39.840 --> 0:14:42.400 Yeah, this is so sad. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:43.960 I'm sorry. 0:14:44.480 --> 0:14:50.480 Like I really was looking for like an overcoated shredded wheat, yeah, bite, 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:52.680 and I didn't get any of that. And then, like 0:14:52.720 --> 0:14:54.320 I said, more than half of them in my cup 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:55.520 right now have nothing on them. 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:57.200 Great value generally? Does it pretty? 0:14:57.320 --> 0:14:59.120 Does this have the If you don't like it, you 0:14:59.160 --> 0:14:59.720 can return it? 0:14:59.840 --> 0:15:00.800 No, that's multimeal. 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.920 Did you believe it? Then it's multimeal? Oh my god, 0:15:07.120 --> 0:15:09.760 just saying yeah, no, this was not good. It's sad. 0:15:10.560 --> 0:15:12.600 It is heart healthy great. 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:15.440 I don't see how that's true because it's just gelatin 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:16.440 and sugar. 0:15:16.400 --> 0:15:19.360 That's true. I don't see anything that says oh, great quality, 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:23.200 great price guaranteed. Our guarantee is our promise that you'll 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:26.640 be fully satisfied with the quality of every great value product. 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:29.720 If for any reason you aren't happy, we'll replace it 0:15:29.840 --> 0:15:33.200 or return your money, whichever you prefer. All you use 0:15:33.280 --> 0:15:36.000 the package. It's that simple, guaranteed. Would you please call? 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:37.760 No, No, you should. No. 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:39.080 I need you to call because I got to record 0:15:39.080 --> 0:15:39.720 a traffick report. 0:15:40.360 --> 0:15:42.040 Oh here, Oh my god, you guys are gonna get 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:44.600 to see it live when I do my Scotty voice. 0:15:44.560 --> 0:15:48.040 What no, no, no weather and I learn about it traffic. 0:15:48.240 --> 0:15:49.400 Damn it. I thought you were going to do. 0:15:49.960 --> 0:15:50.120 No. 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:53.880 I love when he does the weather because he gets 0:15:53.880 --> 0:15:55.880 so into it. Well, I mean I need the report 0:15:55.920 --> 0:15:58.040 to be correct, I know, but just the way you 0:15:58.080 --> 0:15:59.480 do it. Well, if I had to do it right now, 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:02.120 i'd be like mostly sunny today, maybe an afternoon thunderstrum 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:04.680 High eighty six gets down to seventy one tonight tomorrow 0:16:04.720 --> 0:16:07.760 for your Wednesday, beautiful sunshine high near ninety right now 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:10.280 seventy four in the city at Z one hundred. I 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:13.480 know it's hysterical, is you know? His like meteorology thing. 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:15.760 This is why kids if you're in school and you're 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:18.520 going for meteorology, you don't need to you know, he 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:21.160 doesn't have a degree in meteorology. Read it off westing 0:16:21.200 --> 0:16:23.680 Off of ABC seven dot com. That's the local New 0:16:23.760 --> 0:16:24.600 York channel. 0:16:24.880 --> 0:16:27.280 He just reads their weather and people are like, oh 0:16:27.320 --> 0:16:28.360 my god, that is the weather. 0:16:28.400 --> 0:16:30.240 Well do I have to give them alaint disclaimer that 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:31.160 that's where I got it from. 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:33.840