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Speaker 2: Huh, Baser's pissed off. Okay, you can't make this stuff

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Speaker 2: up once she say this time, Dude, I get in

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Speaker 2: trouble when I take whole things of food.

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Speaker 1: So I'll take a whole pizza I'll bring. If she

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Speaker 1: makes let's say case is, I'll bring all the case

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Speaker 1: is to work, so you save none for her. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: So that's the thing. So then she gets up and

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Speaker 1: she wants these muffins. Dude, I brought the whole tin

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Speaker 1: of muffins here because I didn't want to wake people up.

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Speaker 2: Oh popping it open, getting some muffins out. So you

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Speaker 2: just take the whole thing.

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Speaker 1: So that's your back story. I just get the text message, Baser,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, you have to stop taking whole things

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Speaker 1: to work. Did you take the muffins?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I did you reply, yes, Yes, I didn't want

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Speaker 2: to wake you. You guys were sleeping Boomer and you

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Speaker 2: were cuddled. He was the big spoon, you were the

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Speaker 2: little spoon.

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Speaker 1: Now is also the time to blame it on Boomer exactly.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, as Boomer may he may have put

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Speaker 2: the muffins somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Boom.

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Speaker 2: Boomer's raised nephew by the way. If you don't know

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Speaker 2: who that is.

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Speaker 1: Let's do it live. Arnold, get all over here. What

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Speaker 1: are you doing this weekend? You're drinking. I'm engage, that

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Speaker 1: is right. But if you're with your parents, you can

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Speaker 1: actually drink in your house if you're not twenty one.

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Speaker 2: If you're at a restaurant, they're allowed to buy you

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Speaker 2: a drink if you're under twenty one.

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Speaker 1: So you want me to be your daddy this weekend?

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy, We're gonna do it live. Oh

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Speaker 1: the one too, so loser?

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Speaker 2: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 2: about sports, so I give the sports facts my sports opinions,

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Speaker 2: because I'm pretty much a sports.

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Speaker 1: Genius, y'all. It's says. And I'm from the North. I'm

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Speaker 1: in Alpha Male.

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Speaker 2: I live on the west side of Nashville, Tennessee for now,

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Speaker 2: moving soon or later.

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Speaker 1: Mary Debaser. Boomer's living with us right now. He's my nephew. Also,

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Speaker 1: I mean he could be my minime dude. I love

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Speaker 1: playing sports with a kid.

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Speaker 2: Did he get kicked out of his house?

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Speaker 1: It's been phenomenal. No summer break. Oh kids got all

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Speaker 1: the time in the world. I hit up his mom

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Speaker 1: I go, hey, I don't know how to raise a kid.

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Speaker 1: I know most of it, but time wise, my dad

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Speaker 1: used to wake us up at eight nine in the morning.

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Speaker 1: I said, can Boomer just sleep until noon? Are there

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Speaker 1: no rules during the summer and one are the rules?

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Speaker 1: She said, no, just let him. He's on break or whatever.

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Speaker 1: And because basers Ad the other day slept till ten

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Speaker 1: ten thirty.

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Speaker 2: That's amazing. Because my dad he would leave for work

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Speaker 2: at like seven point thirty in the morning, and he

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Speaker 2: what what I'm leaving. No need to wake me up

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Speaker 2: to tell me you're leaving. Just walk out the damn door, dude.

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Speaker 1: My dad did the same thing, but in reverse. So

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Speaker 1: we would be sleeping or watching cartoons. We got like

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Speaker 1: would start yelling when he comes home from work. So upstairs,

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Speaker 1: we're in the basement. Michigan Northern. It's a northern thing, yeah, Yankee,

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Speaker 1: Yankee got it.

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Speaker 2: Mason Dixon line, so Mississippi.

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Speaker 1: You could hear the footsteps and then once you heard

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Speaker 1: shurt off the TV. Let's ge upstairs, rump stas rum, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: What is up?

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Speaker 1: What's up during the summer during this Hey? What? What? What?

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Speaker 1: I'm home? Where are you guys at? Oh? We we're

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Speaker 1: just downstairs. I mean, do you want us for anything?

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Speaker 2: Is there a reason you need to wait there at

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Speaker 1: Ray, Rob Maria. He goes for all three kids.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and if you don't answer batter's box, batter's box,

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Speaker 2: batter's box, I'm headed out.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay.

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Speaker 2: Or and you know what he did. He would do

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Speaker 2: my dad's thing was when he left, he turned off

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Speaker 1: Smart I actually did that at my apartment back in

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Speaker 2: I mean would literally turn off the AC. And and

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Speaker 2: really freaking hot, and it's like miserable. Or you have

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Speaker 2: Aaron fat kid that lives down the street.

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Speaker 1: I never heard of this character.

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Speaker 2: Oh fat kid he is. He was one of the boys.

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Speaker 1: Not necessarily appropriate terminology and nowadays culture.

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Speaker 2: But that's what we called him.

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Speaker 1: We called him fat ass right, and.

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Speaker 2: He for some reason was one of those early risers.

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Speaker 2: And if my dad didn't wake me up, he would

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Speaker 2: wake us up. He would come to chest Day and

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Speaker 2: nice house and knock on the door, eight am. What

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Speaker 2: are you guys doing. We're sleeping, dude, you guys, you

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Speaker 2: guys want to go play baseball? No, I was sleeping,

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Speaker 2: He ain't come back in thirty minutes. It was miserable.

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Speaker 1: Baseball is now in the Dominican Republic. The kids aren't

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Speaker 2: They don't play baseball around here.

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Speaker 1: Think of the past. Have you gone by any field

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Speaker 2: Let me think, but good luck.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you go to the private areas, private school, they'll

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm not going to look at private areas. That's

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Speaker 1: But I'm saying, even if a kid wanted to, there's

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. No, I haven't seen it. And usually

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Speaker 2: we didn't go to a baseball field. We played in

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Speaker 2: the street doable. Yeah, we had in the sideyard. So

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Speaker 2: my house was on a corner in the bronx, right

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Speaker 2: We were more like Harlem.

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Speaker 1: If you hit the dumpster, it's a homer.

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Speaker 2: No, if you hit the above the pipe on the

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Speaker 2: where home plate was. The stop sign was first base,

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Speaker 1: It was great, dude, making a baseball field out of

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Speaker 2: Yeah, on deck was a little tree right there on

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Speaker 1: Why is there a hole in my grass? Sorry? Thought

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Speaker 1: it was supposed to be used dad.

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Speaker 2: Yes, no, my dad did not care. He loved it.

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Speaker 2: And luckily the people across the street, they were super

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Speaker 2: let us go back and get it. They didn't care.

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Speaker 2: And they had a little kid who was probably two

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Speaker 1: He's first time being left out at two. Yes, most

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Speaker 2: Yes, But he would just say. And then sometimes we'd

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Speaker 2: hit in the backyard. He'd be like, I get it,

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Speaker 2: and he'd run back there and get it for us.

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Speaker 2: Bring us the tennis ball back play ball.

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Speaker 1: So you guys had one fan, yep, Oakland A's ray

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Speaker 1: speaking of Oakland. No, you've seen what's happened.

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Speaker 2: No, let me tell you. So I joined the new

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Speaker 2: soccer team.

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Speaker 1: Oh, just you should have let me know. Yep.

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Speaker 2: And Wednesday night we got a game eight fifteen. All right,

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Speaker 2: here we go, here we go, let's go. We're gonna

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Speaker 2: win this game. We're gonna get this. We're gonna get this.

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Speaker 1: Honey, we got any more beer?

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Speaker 2: We show up, only one girl shows up, so we're

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Speaker 2: down a girl. So we got to recruit a girl

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Speaker 2: from another team that had played before.

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Speaker 1: How many do you have to have?

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Speaker 2: You have to you have to have one to play.

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Speaker 2: But that means you have to play down a person

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Speaker 2: because you have to two girls on the field at

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Speaker 2: the time. You need Dylan mulvaney, we need her, We

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Speaker 2: need Olivia Nunn, Leah Thomas, any of them we need.

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Speaker 2: And we need somebody. We need Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese.

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Speaker 2: I need them all. I need somebody. I need Mia Ham,

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Speaker 2: Alex Morgan, I need them all.

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Speaker 1: Your wife.

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Speaker 2: No, she doesn't know how to play soccer, not quick right,

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Speaker 2: not like me. Yeah, she's not quick on her feet,

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Speaker 2: quick as a cat. So we recruit a different girl.

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Speaker 2: So the girls are gonna have no subs.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean recruit this girl's just off the street.

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Speaker 2: No, no, she just played a game on some other

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Speaker 2: team and we had to do a doubleheader, and we're like, hey,

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Speaker 2: any of you girls want to play another game by chance?

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Speaker 2: And she's like, I guess I will, So she puts

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Speaker 2: her cleats back on.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go.

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Speaker 2: We got a full squad.

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Speaker 1: Nice to meet you.

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Speaker 2: We got one guy sub. We're ready to go. First half.

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Speaker 2: It's back and forth, back and forth.

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Speaker 1: Do we have a record of the team, just so

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Speaker 1: we know back oh.

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Speaker 2: One and one, we've tied one lost, we lost seven

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Speaker 2: to two, tied one to one.

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Speaker 1: I'll hang a schedule on the wall.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So, about twelve minutes into the first half, our

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Speaker 2: goaldie blocks a shot a little rebound. This is ups yeah,

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Speaker 2: ups guy, big dude, I mean monster. He plays rugby.

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Speaker 2: He's agile like a cat, can do the splits, but

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Speaker 2: he's a big I mean big dude and.

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Speaker 1: Number one box throwers.

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Speaker 2: He is a number one box thrower there and so

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Speaker 2: he blocks it, kind of spills the rebound, doesn't catch

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Speaker 2: it cleanly. He dies for it. Their guy comes in,

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Speaker 2: steps on our goalie's hand. That's a penalty, but gets

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Speaker 2: a foot on the ball, goes in the goal.

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Speaker 1: You gotta call that next time, ref.

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Speaker 2: Really, ref, you got to you gotta move from midfield.

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Speaker 2: He's just over there talking to his buddy. His buddy's

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Speaker 2: standing there with him. Why he refs, he's not calling anything.

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Speaker 1: All the kids are making twenty dollars to work all night. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So it's one nothing to them?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: All right?

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Speaker 1: Sorright, it's all right. Here we go.

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Speaker 2: Here we go? Uh light in the second half?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? First what period?

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Speaker 2: Nowhere in the first half, about twenty minutes into the

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Speaker 2: We're down to nothing, two nothing. Never give up team,

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Speaker 2: So all right we go to half down two zero. Hey,

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Speaker 2: We're right in it, you know what I mean. Like,

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Speaker 2: we've had our opportunities. We just got to finish one.

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Speaker 1: Do you is this the pep talk you're giving or

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Speaker 2: playing great. Sorry we're letting you down. We haven't scored

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Speaker 2: So hey, man, no, don't worry about it. Like, hey,

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Speaker 2: you've stopped a lot of shots. A couple trickled in.

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Speaker 2: Remember that time at the ups you detected the bomb.

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Speaker 2: and the ball goes out of balance for their goalkick,

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Speaker 1: He goes, are you messy? No, I'm not look like him,

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Speaker 2: He looks at me and goes, you can really run

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Speaker 1: See, they're good trying to get to your head. I

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Speaker 2: I no, no, I said, excuse, I said, what? He goes,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, these guys aren't that witty with

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Speaker 2: And I looked at him and I said, well, who

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Speaker 1: And he was like, I've never heard you swear off the.

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Speaker 2: Red And he was like, I mean, I mean, I'm

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Speaker 2: just saying like And I said, since when is forty

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Speaker 1: Kurmudgeon, Sorry, just form him.

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Speaker 2: I said, I didn't know forty two year old is old.

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Speaker 2: And he goes, oh, dude, I'm gonna be honest. He goes,

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Speaker 2: I just didn't. There's not many forty two year olds

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Speaker 2: And he I don't think he was really I don't

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Speaker 2: But it was just I think he was giving me

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Speaker 1: Right, But you're not offended, are you?

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Speaker 2: No? I don't give a quer but I'm just saying, dude,

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Speaker 1: Every two seconds, what is your age? I was listening

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Speaker 1: if you don't mind me asking, I'm sorry to offend you,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I yes, And I don't think he minute as

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Speaker 2: an insult. But when I said, well, who the app

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Speaker 2: says I'm old? I mean you could see his eyes

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Speaker 2: like no, no, no, I didn't mean like he was

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Speaker 2: just like I I and he was really just trying

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Speaker 2: like he didn't talk trash the whole game, and there

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Speaker 2: was no trash talk, no nothing. That was the first

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Speaker 2: thing he said the entire game was Man, you can

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Speaker 2: really run for an old guy. And I was like,

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Speaker 2: damn man.

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Speaker 1: I was like, but with the beard, you do look

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Speaker 2: No, I do I do look older. I do.

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Speaker 1: I understand, dude.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, hanging out with Boom at the pool, Oh young kid,

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm here with my young nephew. I don't see

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Speaker 2: I'm here with this little thing, here with young and

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Speaker 2: uh clap clap back, Hey cook me.

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Speaker 1: You know hey, you're hey, fire fire sauce. You know elite.

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Speaker 1: Oh it's an elite coach. That's the that's the thing.

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Speaker 2: It was just hilarious how he just looked at me.

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Speaker 2: You gotta get used to it. No, no, I get

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Speaker 2: I'm used to it. But it was just like out

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Speaker 2: I didn't know forty two was old. And you know,

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Speaker 2: we started talking. I said, oh, you know what, I

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Speaker 2: gotta confess. I lied about my age. I said, I'm

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Speaker 2: was just like, what.

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Speaker 1: Are you guys on match?

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Speaker 2: What kind of conversations go on on the socker field?

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Speaker 2: But it was just like, oh my god, like he

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Speaker 2: thinks I'm so old like.

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Speaker 1: I would, and that's your as.

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Speaker 2: But then I realized I was really old enough to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go, there, I mean It sucks that

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Speaker 1: you had to realize that, and on this podcast right here,

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Speaker 1: you had to be this vulnerable. But coach, you are

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Speaker 2: I know I've had it before, but it was more

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Speaker 2: direct trash talk. This guy was trying to get me

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Speaker 2: a compliment and me old at the same time, and

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Speaker 2: it was like damn. And so then the rest of

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Speaker 2: the game, I was like, I'm gonna show this dude

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Speaker 2: how old I am. And I didn't stop running the

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Speaker 2: field and let him know, Hey, forty one year olds

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Speaker 2: can run boy for us. And we ended up losing

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Speaker 2: five to nothing. And I didn't stop running. Yeah, we

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Speaker 2: ended up losing five to nothing. We didn't score a goal.

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Speaker 1: What do we got enter Miami here, You guys haven't

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Speaker 1: won a game and a tie. I know.

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Speaker 2: Now we're two and one. It would help if our

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Speaker 2: buddy Carlos on the team, maybe if he didn't smoke

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Speaker 2: weed before the game. Oh your teammate, Yeah, it might

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Speaker 2: help us a little bit because literally he was like,

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Speaker 2: I just smoked a little bit of go, but I

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Speaker 2: and then I need a sub. I need a sub.

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Speaker 2: And he'd sub out and he'd sit down for five minutes,

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Speaker 2: then he'd come back in run for thirty seconds. Honey,

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Speaker 2: a sub, I need any It's beautiful. You brought this up.

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Speaker 2: Were you saying something else? No, dude, you never know

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Speaker 2: what these kids nowadays.

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Speaker 1: They're not drinking. They're not doing the four locos or

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Speaker 1: a tequila shot. They're doing gummies, microdosing a little bit

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Speaker 1: of weed. You have no idea they're high.

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Speaker 2: No, he let us. He let us know he was

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Speaker 2: high before the game, he said, He goes, I mean

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Speaker 2: I should be good, man. I smoked a little bit,

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Speaker 2: but I mean I should be good.

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Speaker 1: Oh you smoked your tires. What do you mean in

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Speaker 1: the parking lot?

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Speaker 2: Like you burned rubber to get here? Man, you were

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Speaker 2: smoking it because the traffic was so bad.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you're smoking brisket. Awesome. I'd love to get some sometime.

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Speaker 2: Oh, the smoker's going to your house. You're inviting us

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Speaker 1: Oh you smoked weed? Oh my, oh my gosh. Holeah

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Speaker 1: are you high? Are you good to drive? That's a

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Speaker 1: whole other issue. I mean, how is that not a

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Speaker 1: dewey I.

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Speaker 2: I don't Well, it would be if you got pulled over,

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Speaker 2: I believe. But the good news is he played for

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Speaker 2: about three minutes the whole game.

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Speaker 1: But to him that was an eternity.

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Speaker 2: Oh to him, time was moving so slow he fell lie.

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Speaker 2: He played a long time.

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Speaker 1: Hey guys, why did we walk all game? Coach? Did

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Speaker 1: you see speaking of soccer and inner Milan and inner

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Speaker 1: Miami and then also your team all relating. Did you

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Speaker 1: see messy?

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Speaker 2: Dude? Like, do we not have I have a question?

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Speaker 2: Do we have no sore losers fans down in Miami?

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Speaker 1: This is amazing.

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Speaker 2: How the f is the biggest soccer player in the

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Speaker 2: world shopping at publics.

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Speaker 1: He goes into his When in Argentina, in his driveway

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Speaker 1: he had a swarm of fans. Couldn't even get to

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Speaker 1: his garage, smash cut. He's in Miami now shopping for

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Speaker 1: his own groceries at publics. Yes, I'll take a Canadian water,

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Speaker 1: the sugar free ones. Thanks.

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Speaker 2: Oh do you have fruit loops because I need some

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Speaker 2: of those? You know. The kids love him. I mean,

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Speaker 2: it was baffling that he was just walking around publics,

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Speaker 2: no big deal, pushing his own shopping cart, saw a

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Speaker 2: couple of pictures with fans. I can't believe thousands of

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Speaker 2: people were not automatically one person posts it. Everybody should

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Speaker 2: have been swarming that public There was four people in line,

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Speaker 2: staying in line. Guys, that's the time when you can

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Speaker 2: vacate your order and please go. Set the tomatoes in

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Speaker 2: the milk, and then also the non fat dairy milk,

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Speaker 2: and also the cheese sticks chi a seed.

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Speaker 1: Set it all to the ground and you're vegan, vegetarian,

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Speaker 1: vegi all that. Put it away and just get to

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Speaker 1: messy and get a picture. This guy's the greatest soccer

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Speaker 2: And then if you're the cashier, are you huh, I

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Speaker 2: mean or do this cash? You're not even realized that

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Speaker 1: Honestly, these cashiers nowadays, dude, I'm realizing they don't give

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Speaker 1: they're barely seeing. They probably haven't heard the news. They

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Speaker 1: just dude, these cash years nowaday don't know the weather,

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Speaker 1: don't know what city they're in, don't know what part

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Speaker 2: Can't you tell me what all the bread's on?

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Speaker 1: Hi? Yeah, that said two for one? Yeah, it's just

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Speaker 1: whatever the codes do. No, I don't understand your codes.

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Speaker 1: But I'm just telling you there was a sign, a

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Speaker 1: go back to the aisle and get you the two

438
00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,119
Speaker 1: for one sign. That's your job to phone it, dude.

439
00:19:25,160 --> 00:19:27,760
Speaker 1: These cashiers are horrible nowadays.

440
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,640
Speaker 2: Hey, do you know what these are? Those are mangoes.

441
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,639
Speaker 2: I don't know the code for mangoes. Man, Do you

442
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:34,280
Speaker 2: know the code for it?

443
00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:34,520
Speaker 1: No?

444
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,560
Speaker 2: No, I don't work here, man, I don't know the code.

445
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:36,960
Speaker 1: Dude.

446
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,159
Speaker 2: Can you not look it up on your sheet? I

447
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,960
Speaker 2: don't know where my sheet is, man.

448
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:46,120
Speaker 1: Dude, I've prepped it before there's time for the big show.

449
00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:50,000
Speaker 1: There's times I go to the grocery store and they say, hey,

450
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:53,879
Speaker 1: did you did you see the price? Because it's not skinny? Dude,

451
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,360
Speaker 1: I say, like three dollars less than whatever it is. Yeah,

452
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,359
Speaker 1: it was. I believe it was a dollar fifty for

453
00:19:59,359 --> 00:20:02,119
Speaker 1: a whole boxes cereal was crazy deal. Thanks man, you

454
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 1: guys got some good prices. There you go. Dude, water,

455
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:09,040
Speaker 1: I got a four dollars thing of water. The lady goes,

456
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,880
Speaker 1: it's broken. I was like, yeah, I swear. I don't

457
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,320
Speaker 1: know why call me crazy. I saw it was like

458
00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:15,320
Speaker 1: a dollar seventy five. It might have been a mispresce.

459
00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:18,560
Speaker 1: She's like, I'm putting it. You just name your own

460
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,040
Speaker 1: price at the grocery store.

461
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,680
Speaker 2: Be Real. When I was at the grocery store, I

462
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,840
Speaker 2: did the same thing. If you told me a price,

463
00:20:23,880 --> 00:20:24,479
Speaker 2: I just put it in.

464
00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,920
Speaker 1: I didn't care, right, because there's no sense in holding

465
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,399
Speaker 1: up the whole line just to go get the exact price.

466
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:31,719
Speaker 2: Ray, we need to take a break. I just got

467
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:34,040
Speaker 2: it important. No, No, my wife, My wife texted me something.

468
00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:35,000
Speaker 2: I thought it was something important.

469
00:20:35,240 --> 00:20:36,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love you too, She.

470
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:39,400
Speaker 2: Said, are you still at work? Yes? Like what I mean?

471
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,680
Speaker 1: Yes, that's nine to five. It's America.

472
00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:43,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how we do. We don't just get off

473
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:44,359
Speaker 2: at like eight in the morning.

474
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,640
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I created a menu. If

475
00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,359
Speaker 1: you're ready for it, or if you have some other opinion.

476
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:49,400
Speaker 2: I love it.

477
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,280
Speaker 1: Ray, this is amazing. So this is just what I put.

478
00:20:52,359 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 1: You pick out of these things throughout the show if

479
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,000
Speaker 1: you want to hear any of them. Uh, the amount

480
00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,199
Speaker 1: that we needed. Let me get some upbeat music for

481
00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:02,960
Speaker 1: a non upbeat shoe. Hey, my name's John. I'll be

482
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,200
Speaker 1: here all week. What's your name?

483
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 2: Do you want to tell me their stuff after the break? Yes?

484
00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,560
Speaker 1: Okay, that's a hell of a tease. That's a hell

485
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:14,200
Speaker 1: of a Teaser're not getting on Dan Levettit Tart, Debititard Levatard,

486
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 1: one of them, Stu Gots all of us will be back.

487
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:24,680
Speaker 1: We're back now.

488
00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,520
Speaker 2: Let me let me hear money on.

489
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:30,360
Speaker 1: What uh the amount we needed for a race car car?

490
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,120
Speaker 1: This was a real thing, okay, And so the sore

491
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:35,200
Speaker 1: losers pledged how much they would give me, and I'll

492
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:37,960
Speaker 1: tell you the amount we needed. Okay, there's that. Also,

493
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,400
Speaker 1: I got copying a phony Titans fan. You know about

494
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 1: this one?

495
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,920
Speaker 2: This is hilarious.

496
00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:44,120
Speaker 1: Let's see.

497
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:45,919
Speaker 2: Some of these are just a note. I'll just read it.

498
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:49,239
Speaker 2: She liked the way that I move, Comma. She liked

499
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:54,440
Speaker 2: the way that I fucked What in them?

500
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:59,200
Speaker 1: What in the world was that it was a song. Okay,

501
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 1: I wanted okay, all right, a friend of ours that

502
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:08,440
Speaker 1: we both know has ballooned to the point where we

503
00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 1: would go saucerze friend balloon.

504
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:11,760
Speaker 2: I'm interested in that.

505
00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:14,679
Speaker 1: Uh Cares team. You always make fun of me.

506
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you've got a lot today.

507
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:20,160
Speaker 1: Well, the Cares team has been canceled.

508
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 2: What no, no, talk about it right now. Wait a minute,

509
00:22:25,359 --> 00:22:27,679
Speaker 2: So the party planning committee that you were on at

510
00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 2: your apartment complex has been canceled.

511
00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the lady that started the whole Cares team,

512
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,399
Speaker 1: she got promoted. So apparently now you just move up

513
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,120
Speaker 1: ladders and then you just leave people behind in the dust.

514
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,760
Speaker 1: So she moved up the ladder. She's going to regional.

515
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,560
Speaker 1: So she was one that started Cares team. CARES Team,

516
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:46,639
Speaker 1: I believe is gonna be disbanded in the next month.

517
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,760
Speaker 1: So that rent discount, go ahead and say goodbye to it, folks.

518
00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:50,840
Speaker 1: So let's go ahead and start that.

519
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 2: The Super Bowl watch parties.

520
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,879
Speaker 1: No no, no, that can still go on because that's just

521
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:57,760
Speaker 1: guys getting together.

522
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 2: No no, no, but it's not an official event, not gonna

523
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:02,720
Speaker 2: hand out flyers, You're not gonna go get cupcakes you're

524
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:05,199
Speaker 2: not gonna have to go to Kroger or Public's and

525
00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,720
Speaker 2: get balloons and streamers and all that.

526
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,560
Speaker 1: We have one party left. It's a blowout in a

527
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:13,080
Speaker 1: week right after Boomer leave. So I believe it's next Saturday.

528
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:15,960
Speaker 1: That's it. What is that?

529
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 2: Is that a goodbye to the CARES team party? Yeah?

530
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: Dude, we were getting h No, it's a blowout summer

531
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 1: blowout for us instead a CARES team and more like

532
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:26,320
Speaker 1: who cares?

533
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, no effort that party you there's gonna be aar rest,

534
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,520
Speaker 2: No ideas are getting checked, and we're gonna float a

535
00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: cat and you need to are you passing out flyers?

536
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 2: So this you need to be like, this is the

537
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,879
Speaker 2: last one. The CARES team is no more coach.

538
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,800
Speaker 1: This isn't nineteen ninety, this is it's all digital.

539
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:49,760
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot, and hey, hey, hey, how many flyers

540
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 2: you guys typically hand out? Can I be honest? Now

541
00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 2: that I think about it, that's why the guy called

542
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 2: me old? Is that right?

543
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,120
Speaker 1: There?

544
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,520
Speaker 2: Is? I just I just showed you how old I

545
00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:01,800
Speaker 2: am gonna that? Are you handing out flyers?

546
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:02,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

547
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 2: It's oh man, that's unfortunate.

548
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,840
Speaker 1: So yeah, that one's done. Though there's not more to that,

549
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 1: I believe. I don't want to say the exact amount.

550
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,360
Speaker 1: It wasn't a thousand, but it was damn close. We're

551
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,520
Speaker 1: getting discounted.

552
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:14,399
Speaker 2: Damn.

553
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:16,560
Speaker 1: I know, dude, it's brutal.

554
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:18,879
Speaker 2: I'm about to pay a normal rent and be like,

555
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 2: how stupid are these people that.

556
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,760
Speaker 1: Live here and pay this shit? I mean, dude, some

557
00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:26,480
Speaker 1: people at the pool pay over three grand that have

558
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,360
Speaker 1: the pool apartment for the pool view for an apartment.

559
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,439
Speaker 1: That's I gotta stand up. Holy crap, I'm getting fired up.

560
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,960
Speaker 2: I don't understand you. See. That is one thing I'm.

561
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:37,720
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, you don't get equity, Ray, No, No.

562
00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,960
Speaker 2: If you have three grand a month, that tells me

563
00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,120
Speaker 2: you should be able to afford a house. And maybe

564
00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:44,760
Speaker 2: I don't understand you do.

565
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,400
Speaker 1: That's a mortgage. You pay less than a mortgage.

566
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're paying three thousand and a mortgage,

567
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,400
Speaker 2: that should be a big house, right, really yeah, hell yeah?

568
00:24:53,480 --> 00:24:56,200
Speaker 2: I mean that seems like your enormous house.

569
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,840
Speaker 1: Right, I'm acting like I don't have a big house.

570
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 1: That's actually how much.

571
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:03,560
Speaker 2: No, I don't pay three thousands. I played twenty two hundred, Ray,

572
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:04,680
Speaker 2: I kind.

573
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:07,359
Speaker 1: Of walking around this one. You be at the gate.

574
00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 2: Yeah I had the gate.

575
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, God, first time I visited you in Austin, you

576
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 1: had the gate. You're buying the gate? No, I swear

577
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:16,920
Speaker 1: you had a gated property.

578
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:18,879
Speaker 2: Where the hell did you go.

579
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 1: On address or something? Then I found you?

580
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,760
Speaker 2: Maybe you never if you went to my house there

581
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 2: was a gate. There was no gate except for the

582
00:25:27,080 --> 00:25:31,760
Speaker 2: gate to my backyard. Ah, God, going, I mean if

583
00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 2: you tried to go around to the back door first, Yes,

584
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 2: there was a gate. Okay, I have never even lived

585
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,840
Speaker 2: I haven't lived within a mile of a gate.

586
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 1: My memory doesn't serve me as well as I hoped.

587
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,840
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Now, but my question is when you

588
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 2: go to the grocery store. I saw Messi he uses plastic?

589
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 2: Are you paper? Are you plastic? Plastic?

590
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:52,240
Speaker 1: Because we can use those for the cat piper? Shout out?

591
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 2: Oh, because you can use the poop or the what

592
00:25:54,600 --> 00:25:57,840
Speaker 2: is it called multi use got litter? Okay, See, I'm

593
00:25:57,880 --> 00:26:00,800
Speaker 2: a paper guy, and that's because you can recycle it.

594
00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: And you should bring your own bags, which MESSI obviously

595
00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:06,400
Speaker 2: didn't bring them over from you know, Spain. He didn't

596
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 2: bring his freaking reusable bags. He'll get used to it.

597
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:12,440
Speaker 2: Maybe'll he when he unpacks the boxes, he'll have him.

598
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: Have you heard of instera cart?

599
00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:18,919
Speaker 2: Or? But he's gonna keep dude at public's I do

600
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 2: it unless Baser's line to me.

601
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:25,320
Speaker 1: She told me it's relatively free. You just pull up.

602
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 1: I pull up into a drive. Yep, the dude come.

603
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,120
Speaker 1: The schmuck love him. I tip him very well two dollars.

604
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:33,680
Speaker 1: He comes up, puts it in my back. I help

605
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: him with a couple of things because I feel bad

606
00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:38,160
Speaker 1: and I'm out the door. I just say that because

607
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,359
Speaker 1: he probably feels like, look at me. I'm slepping around

608
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 1: this grocery store and these people are just sitting in

609
00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 1: their car.

610
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 2: It is pretty awkward when you do pull up and

611
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 2: you pop the trunk and then you just sit there

612
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 2: and just wait. Yeah, and then they come and they

613
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 2: put it all right, have a good night.

614
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 1: Thanks.

615
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:58,280
Speaker 2: The only problem is some of those times is when

616
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,320
Speaker 2: you don't get what you like. You don't get all

617
00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,520
Speaker 2: your groceries because.

618
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: You know it's not an exact science. We love mini

619
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: bottle pops which or I believe eight ounces. I don't know.

620
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,159
Speaker 1: Bezel doesn't like to She drinks like a mouse, so

621
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,320
Speaker 1: we get eight ounce pops, Dude, they come with like

622
00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,720
Speaker 1: sixteen ounce. That's a that's terrible. Sixteen ounce will last

623
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 1: Baser six months. I'm like, guys, we need that in half.

624
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 2: Or it's like I order milk, you know, and you

625
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:22,919
Speaker 2: get home, it's like, damn, there's no milk. Because you

626
00:27:22,920 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 2: don't get out and check it. You just assume they're

627
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,280
Speaker 2: putting everything back there, and then you call, hey, man,

628
00:27:28,359 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 2: I was just in there. I'm ordering number three six two,

629
00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:36,000
Speaker 2: and uh yeah, I'm I'm missing milk. Oh yeah, we

630
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,880
Speaker 2: got it right here in the fridge. Well yeah, oh

631
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,879
Speaker 2: we we We just forgot to bring it out with

632
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 2: your order.

633
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: All right.

634
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,560
Speaker 2: I guess I'll come back up there, man, I'll be

635
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,200
Speaker 2: there in a minute.

636
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:46,920
Speaker 1: And then I'm also like, man with the ice cream,

637
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 1: I hope they got that last. They should have it down.

638
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:52,200
Speaker 2: Though, right they Well, they put it in the freezer, Johnny,

639
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:53,920
Speaker 2: you know, the cold stuff. They put in a free

640
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:55,360
Speaker 2: like they keep it in a frozen thing.

641
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: But it says on the app apparently, hey, they're walking

642
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: around the store now getting your stuff, and so in

643
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 1: my head I'm thinking, all right, they better hurry that

644
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,040
Speaker 1: ice changed melting let's go, and so I always Hey, Mark,

645
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,800
Speaker 1: what was the first item you got? The ice?

646
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 2: No, it was the cookies and cream?

647
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 1: Man, tell me here you some of them?

648
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,280
Speaker 2: Do you know what's annoying is when I used to

649
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 2: work at the grocery store is people would come in

650
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 2: and they would say, can I get paper inside the plastic? Dude?

651
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,920
Speaker 1: See that that's a step up. That's not the option.

652
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: It's either paper or plastic. Did you not hear me?

653
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:27,520
Speaker 2: Like?

654
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 1: No?

655
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:29,400
Speaker 2: No? What did you like? What did you say?

656
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:29,680
Speaker 1: They said?

657
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 2: Oh? Can I get paper inside the plastic?

658
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:32,000
Speaker 1: Sorry?

659
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 3: No?

660
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,919
Speaker 2: So you mean you want me to stick this paper

661
00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 2: bag down into this small ass plastic bag, which the

662
00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:41,640
Speaker 2: plastic bag is half the size of the paper bag.

663
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 2: So how are you gonna get those handles and carry

664
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 2: it over the paper bag? I mean usually you grab

665
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 2: the handle with one hand and put the two handles together.

666
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:54,320
Speaker 2: On a plastic bag, you don't to handle it right.

667
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,160
Speaker 1: In theory, it's because it's gonna break, right, Yeah, that's

668
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 1: why they're doing it.

669
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 2: I yes, But then that means they're having to take

670
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 2: every bag right individually because they have to do two hands,

671
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,719
Speaker 2: one on each handle, because you can't one handle it.

672
00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 2: You can't cunch it and get both handles in one

673
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 2: hand if you have a paper bag in the middle.

674
00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,360
Speaker 2: That was so annoying. I hated those people.

675
00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 1: But it makes sense at X people are gonna make

676
00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: those requests.

677
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 2: No, I understand it makes sense if I guess, maybe

678
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 2: for an old person. But god, it was all the time,

679
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 2: and it was so annoying. I never had heard of that,

680
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:26,400
Speaker 2: and I swore at that moment in my life, I

681
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 2: will never be paper inside the plastic guy.

682
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 1: Dude in my public's small story. Probably not interesting. No,

683
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 1: it's very interesting or exciting. But if I get a

684
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,560
Speaker 1: couple items, say it's less than five, then you can

685
00:29:37,560 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: go in the express. Yeah, dude, I love them. I

686
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 1: love them. You know, I said the till workers they're

687
00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 1: not as great as they used to be.

688
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 2: The hell is, what does a till work this year?

689
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 2: Thank you?

690
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 1: But but also at times they're way way way better

691
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,920
Speaker 1: than they need to be. You also need so I'm

692
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,640
Speaker 1: saying it both ways here. I'm saying they're terrible at

693
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: their jobs, but I'm also saying they're overbearing and they're

694
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: way too nice and sweet. Dude, I'll go in there

695
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 1: with like a pack of gum, a pop, and let's say,

696
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 1: a magazine of water. Random ass. Maybe two of those

697
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: things were true. But I get up there and they go,

698
00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: would you like your pack of gum in your pocket? No,

699
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:10,960
Speaker 1: just throw in the damn bag. That's very sweet of you.

700
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: Would you like your drinking the car holder? No? No, no,

701
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 1: it's good. Literally, just throw all the shit in the bag.

702
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: I literally don't want a question for any Okay, then

703
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,240
Speaker 1: I think the questioning's done. The bad guy. You want

704
00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: me to carry this out for you.

705
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 2: Buddy, buddy, it's literally five things. I can carry it out.

706
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:30,000
Speaker 2: Very kind, leave me alone. I'm gonna go in the

707
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 2: lotto line right now and gamble. Their job is to

708
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 2: ask you if you're.

709
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 1: Dude way too much. I mean, let's at least though,

710
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,480
Speaker 1: let's use some common sense.

711
00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 2: What common sense is you would want the gum in

712
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 2: your pocket? Common sense is you want to drink your drink?

713
00:30:44,320 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 2: Right so Jeremy can have me ass down and thinking

714
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 2: I'm robbing their ass.

715
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,720
Speaker 1: F that. Man. I've seen enough ideos. I don't want

716
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 1: to be the guy at the entrance of the grocery

717
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 1: store because I got a pack of gum that's hot

718
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,040
Speaker 1: in my pocket. Man.

719
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 2: It's like any bar. When you buy a candy bar,

720
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:03,959
Speaker 2: they're always like, you want this, or you want in

721
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 2: the bag?

722
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,920
Speaker 1: Dude, way too caring folks just throw it all in

723
00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: a bag.

724
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 2: No, because then you have that person that says, oh,

725
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 2: do you know where that snickers was? I was gonna

726
00:31:11,520 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 2: eat that right now. Oh my god. Then you got

727
00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,440
Speaker 2: to dig through the bags and like, oh, I know,

728
00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 2: so you ask first instead of digging later.

729
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: And also the did you check these eggs? Is that

730
00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: covering their ass so that they if there's one broken?

731
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just check it.

732
00:31:27,080 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: They get it for the camera up above.

733
00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 2: No, it's not you don't. You're not required to. It's

734
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,880
Speaker 2: a courtesy thing. Okay, it's a nice thing looking out

735
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,720
Speaker 2: for the customer, Like, oh, sir, did you know you

736
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: have three of your eggs are broken? Would you like

737
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 2: this to go get you another pack? Hey, billy, Billy,

738
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 2: quit bagging? Can you go get them another carton of

739
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,560
Speaker 2: these this color? Thank you?

740
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,479
Speaker 1: Yes? Did I check the eggs? Let me think that

741
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:49,120
Speaker 1: as'le Oh yeah, that one chick ass tastic. She was

742
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:51,640
Speaker 1: wearing yoga pants. Don't remember the eggs? I don't know.

743
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 1: Maybe you check them.

744
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:55,960
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, hey, Billy, Billy, can you up? Can

745
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:57,720
Speaker 2: you go get me a price on this? That's what

746
00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 2: used to happen to me at Sam's is like, hey,

747
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 2: can you let me tell me what the price is

748
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,520
Speaker 2: on this, like you were saying earlier. And there was

749
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,480
Speaker 2: times that I couldn't find that item, so I just

750
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 2: wouldn't go back.

751
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,719
Speaker 1: If so, then you'd make it up like we said no, No.

752
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 2: I just wouldn't go back if I'm the if I'm

753
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 2: working at Sam's right and the cashier says, hey, can

754
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 2: you run and get me a price on this? And

755
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, I'll be right back.

756
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,360
Speaker 1: Yeah I saw it. It was seven dollars.

757
00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 2: So I wouldn't go out. And if I couldn't find it,

758
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 2: I just wouldn't go back. I just disappearrute. I would

759
00:32:33,360 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 2: just go and just like sit in the back, like

760
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 2: walk around the back of the store and wait for

761
00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 2: about twenty minutes, and you know, the customer's not waiting

762
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,760
Speaker 2: twenty minutes and you walk back up. They'd be like

763
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 2: and Judith would be like, where I couldn't find it?

764
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 2: I just I just had to kill time. Hell in

765
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:49,760
Speaker 2: a handbash, Yeah, that's what it is. Now speaking of money,

766
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,960
Speaker 2: tell me we were gonna you were gonna get the

767
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: sore Losers on a race car. Yeah, so Bob, But

768
00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 2: tell me after the break, go ahead the hell of

769
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 2: a tease.

770
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: Ray, We do good. Now you're great.

771
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 2: Ray.

772
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,440
Speaker 1: Let me say this. So Bob Menery and John Sarahsani,

773
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: they're my boys. We met Menory haven't met Sarahsani yet.

774
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 1: Sarahsani used to be in the NFL.

775
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:18,080
Speaker 2: Should you want to get him on?

776
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: No, we could. He's awesome, he says. The effort a lot.

777
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 1: They need to bleep again. But Sarah Sani and him

778
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:25,720
Speaker 1: got a race car and it was for this week

779
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:27,800
Speaker 1: in in New Hampshire NASCAR, and they said, you want

780
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 1: your logo in our car. We're gonna need five thousand dollars.

781
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 2: Well, we don't have a logo.

782
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: We give him the terrible one. Take this piece of track,

783
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,400
Speaker 1: I mean exhaust.

784
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 2: We literally have no logo.

785
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: So we needed five thousand dollars. And I kind of

786
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:48,240
Speaker 1: thought our sore Losers nation was I don't know they

787
00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 1: could pledge. They loaded, not loaded, but I figured they could.

788
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,720
Speaker 2: Holy crap, guys, do not have one hundred dollars for

789
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 2: a rady day that total them out.

790
00:33:57,360 --> 00:34:00,400
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't almost need the sad music. Me

791
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: and Bazer pledged two hundred. I didn't see you comment

792
00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 1: on any of this stuff.

793
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 2: Well I didn't understand what's going on, so I just did.

794
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 2: I thought you were just drunk tweeting.

795
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: We uh, we got less.

796
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,800
Speaker 2: We got about four hundred and sixty two dollars pledged guys,

797
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:18,880
Speaker 2: we were uh, we're four hundred, four thousand, five hundred

798
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 2: and thirty.

799
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,440
Speaker 1: Eight dollars short. That's the Sore Loser's Nation for you.

800
00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,600
Speaker 1: But it was a real damn thing. Bro.

801
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:30,239
Speaker 2: We could have had our logo in a car. All

802
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 2: we had to do is, hey, man, here's five thousand,

803
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 2: here's the Venmo, here's the zel, here's the wire transfer,

804
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,520
Speaker 2: here's the bitcoin, and we'd have been good Sore Losers Nation.

805
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: Let us down.

806
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 2: Well, here's the problem. I mean, not a great advertisement. No no, no,

807
00:34:47,239 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 2: it's a great advertisements.

808
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 1: And it was televised USA network.

809
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 2: No, no, that's great. But the problem is, how the

810
00:34:55,840 --> 00:34:58,280
Speaker 2: do we know that that was real? When you post

811
00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 2: it like I I no, no, you just throw it

812
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,399
Speaker 2: on Twitter. It's like, what, huh, no explanation?

813
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: You can't you only got one hundred and forty characters.

814
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,720
Speaker 2: I know, but we didn't talk about it on the pod. True,

815
00:35:09,760 --> 00:35:12,440
Speaker 2: so you didn't give enough warning. People they're saving their

816
00:35:12,440 --> 00:35:14,919
Speaker 2: money for Coaches Convention three. I'd rather than them save

817
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 2: their money for that instead of putting our lug on

818
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:18,839
Speaker 2: a car.

819
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,240
Speaker 1: Are you announcing the city?

820
00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:21,359
Speaker 2: No?

821
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: Oh, well you acted like you were.

822
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,760
Speaker 2: No. I was just saying Coaches Convention three is coming up.

823
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:32,240
Speaker 1: In January, middle of January, MLK weekend. Yes, that's already

824
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: been out there. But also remember our deadline, we said

825
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,719
Speaker 1: six weeks. Is the city going to be announced anytime soon?

826
00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:40,560
Speaker 2: City will be announced soon.

827
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:44,399
Speaker 1: Did you make the phone call to that marketing person.

828
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:49,439
Speaker 2: And yeah, talk to them.

829
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: You did.

830
00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 2: They're gonna get back to me. Ballard, You're gonna get

831
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,800
Speaker 2: back to me. Step in the right direction, Step in

832
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:57,680
Speaker 2: the right direction. That said, very interested. I walk in

833
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:58,200
Speaker 2: the other day.

834
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 1: Ruiz is in there, Baser's mom, my mother in law,

835
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: love her, love mom. They're all talking about Coaches Convention.

836
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 2: Is Ruiz going to go again?

837
00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't know about Ruiz. We're all moving out of

838
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: the apartment complex.

839
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 2: Well where's she going?

840
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:18,920
Speaker 1: She's going to like, we're going to North because I actually,

841
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: technically I don't even know the exact city. There's like

842
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 1: five you're moving north, but she's moving north as well,

843
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: well in an adjacent city. Because we're dude, we're all

844
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 1: heading out. We're out. We're out the apartment. They're gonna

845
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:33,959
Speaker 1: charge us that much. We're out. She's out. We're out.

846
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 1: Justin went to Boston months ago. Hey, Ray, I ride

847
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:37,279
Speaker 1: a train.

848
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:38,799
Speaker 2: Now that's cool.

849
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're we're all bouncing. She she's got a

850
00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:42,919
Speaker 1: brand new placed, like a quarter of a mill.

851
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 2: I think, well, she bought a househouse.

852
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a townhouse. Okay, but I mean yeah, she

853
00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: wasn't messing around.

854
00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 2: She she dating anyone.

855
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: She is hooking up. It ain't dating though.

856
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:58,680
Speaker 2: Okay, So she doesn't have like a boyfriend. She's got

857
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:00,600
Speaker 2: a couple guys. She's just kind of playing.

858
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,680
Speaker 1: With using a glove.

859
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 2: No I don't care if they're using a glove. No glove,

860
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 2: no love is what they used to say. But it's okay.

861
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,919
Speaker 2: Now I want to tell you something embarrassing that happened

862
00:37:09,960 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 2: to me.

863
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:11,920
Speaker 1: What kind of a music bed.

864
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,040
Speaker 2: That's fine?

865
00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: Down trodden.

866
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,040
Speaker 2: So I've been trying to book guests on the pod.

867
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: I've seen on Twitter trying to book people everywhere. So

868
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 2: I met someone a few weeks ago and I was like,

869
00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 2: this person would be awesome for the podcast. Hung out

870
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 2: with this person and they at the end they were like, dude,

871
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:41,960
Speaker 2: get my number. I'd love to come on the pod.

872
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:43,440
Speaker 1: We know this person.

873
00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 2: And I'm like, okay, great. So I got at the

874
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 2: softball game. So I got this person's number softball game.

875
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: Yeah. See, dude, I know you're everything before you even

876
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:54,680
Speaker 1: say it.

877
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 2: And so I was like, man and he and they

878
00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 2: were like, just text me, and so I texted him emiliately, Hey,

879
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:03,080
Speaker 2: what's up, blah blah blah, good meeting you.

880
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 1: Cool?

881
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 2: Nothing back. Though. Then I was like, man, did they

882
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 2: really want me to text them? Text them about coming

883
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:11,879
Speaker 2: on the pod? Hey?

884
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: Do you really want me to text you?

885
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:15,000
Speaker 2: And I talked to Scooba about this. I was like,

886
00:38:15,120 --> 00:38:17,799
Speaker 2: was that just kind of a generous like Okay, here's

887
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:21,520
Speaker 2: my number, but don't really text me Scuba lingo, Yes,

888
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 2: and Scoop was like, dude, absolutely, text absolutely text. I

889
00:38:27,200 --> 00:38:30,000
Speaker 2: was like all right, dude. So I sat there and said, hey,

890
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:33,359
Speaker 2: how you been. Things are good over here, just one

891
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,840
Speaker 2: We're just ready to get you locked down on the pod.

892
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 2: We'd love to rock a pod next week. And I

893
00:38:40,080 --> 00:38:47,879
Speaker 2: told them two days and times and nothing back.

894
00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 1: This was a text or a DM text. They didn't.

895
00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: That's terrible then.

896
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was forty eight hours ago.

897
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:01,360
Speaker 1: Dude. Sometimes response times is slow. I have this marketing

898
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,839
Speaker 1: guy who texts me and I think twenty four hours ago.

899
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: If it's business, that can Like, if it's business, you

900
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: can wait twenty four hours. They're considering that business. They're like,

901
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,040
Speaker 1: I'll get back to it. That's just a note to themselves. Hey,

902
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,040
Speaker 1: I gotta get back in touch with lunchbots. It's not

903
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: a you and me when we text back and forth. Hey, ray,

904
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 1: there's a naked girl on Channel four. Hey lunch do

905
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,400
Speaker 1: you want to play golf? Awesome? Thanks for not responding

906
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: to that.

907
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:25,720
Speaker 2: I mean.

908
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: That needs to be bleeved. I just don't need to

909
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 1: be pleased.

910
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:41,440
Speaker 2: I'm just like, why why give me the number?

911
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,120
Speaker 1: Right? But I'm telling you, dude, people view text as

912
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: to do list. It's not a response right away, like

913
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,120
Speaker 1: you're in person. Bro, this is the new generation.

914
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 2: So you think that it's still on the table that

915
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 2: we could possibly get the interview. Yeah, Yeah, that's not

916
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: gonna be an immediate type thing.

917
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,759
Speaker 1: Dude. One time Andy Roddick didn't text me back lo

918
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 1: sorry guys. On that one, Andy Roddig didn't text me

919
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: back for a week and goes, hey, bro, it's caught

920
00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 1: up with some stuff. How you've been help You're doing great, So.

921
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 2: I mean it just sometimes it takes time, bro, Okay,

922
00:40:11,080 --> 00:40:14,080
Speaker 2: because I am sitting here going what in the like

923
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 2: I'm trying. I am trying to book these guests and

924
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:18,920
Speaker 2: I get nothing in response.

925
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:20,600
Speaker 1: We're borderline harassing people.

926
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 2: That's what I'm doing. I don't know how else to

927
00:40:23,200 --> 00:40:24,399
Speaker 2: do it. I don't know how else you get these

928
00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 2: people on your podcast.

929
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,880
Speaker 1: Right, that's the only way to do it. Bob Menry

930
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: was random as hell. You DMed him. He'd had no

931
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: idea who you were. Your name is the name of

932
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,719
Speaker 1: something that people take to lunch with them, and he

933
00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:37,799
Speaker 1: actually responded to you, came and met us at a

934
00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 1: random building without security and probably not a glove, and

935
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,720
Speaker 1: then invited us to go to Mimosa's with him after

936
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: just meeting him.

937
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:52,080
Speaker 2: That's how friends are made, dude, That's how random crap is.

938
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 2: That's right, It takes random things for things to come together,

939
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 2: and I was all excited about this interview and then

940
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,440
Speaker 2: it's just like, wow, let me check again.

941
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 1: So are we not saying the person?

942
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,440
Speaker 2: No, I'm not saying the person because I'm.

943
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,839
Speaker 1: Slightly not even close to intrigued unless you name the person.

944
00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,160
Speaker 2: And it's still not there. Let's just say it's big.

945
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: But it's also somebody in the softball tournament. So if

946
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,160
Speaker 1: you guys want to look up the softball tournament, I

947
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,080
Speaker 1: guarantee you is somebody that was on the poster for it.

948
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 1: Maybe Ray you just found out.

949
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 2: I'm just saying. I'm just saying big Big would have

950
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 2: been big get, but nothing so far. And then I

951
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 2: think my kids. I think my older two boys are

952
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:30,800
Speaker 2: listening to the podcast.

953
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's uh they don't even know

954
00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: our language yet.

955
00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 2: No, they do, they do, because now my four year

956
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:43,319
Speaker 2: old and three year old are walking around the house saying, Bro, Bro,

957
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: you want to go do this?

958
00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:44,359
Speaker 1: Bro.

959
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,879
Speaker 2: Bro, Let's go outside, Bro, Bro, let's go play.

960
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: Bro.

961
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 2: Let's go play baseball.

962
00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: Bro.

963
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 2: You want to play soccer? Bro, you want to play

964
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,280
Speaker 2: soccer in the backyard?

965
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:54,440
Speaker 3: Bro?

966
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,399
Speaker 1: Bro tell me the ages four and three, the three

967
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 1: year old can say bro.

968
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, my three year old can talk freaking I mean.

969
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: Is that impressive?

970
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what I thought. His his my three year

971
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:08,680
Speaker 2: old's vocabulary and talking. He at two years old, he

972
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 2: could talk like a four year old. The doctor was like,

973
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:13,560
Speaker 2: he talks like a four or five year old when

974
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:13,960
Speaker 2: he was two.

975
00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:17,880
Speaker 1: All I know is the one kid, the sorry to

976
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,799
Speaker 1: say this guy's it's insentenative, the fat one.

977
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, when we were at the predsgaby came and he goes,

978
00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 2: he just yelling predators.

979
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: Dude, I hadn't seen this kid ever.

980
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 2: I don't think he's a minimal.

981
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:34,080
Speaker 1: Is that him? Yeah, he was screaming predators at the game.

982
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 1: Your wife's holding you his whole guts, haggy out.

983
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,680
Speaker 2: That's like he's the one that like he he busted

984
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: his head open last summer when we went to Florida

985
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 2: and we go to the er, right, and they're like,

986
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,680
Speaker 2: what happened? And he at two years old, you know

987
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 2: what I mean? Like he was two and a half

988
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,680
Speaker 2: at the time. It's like, well, we got up, we

989
00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 2: went to the beach, we went swimming, We came home,

990
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:59,720
Speaker 2: we had sandwiches and watermelon for lunch. We took a nap,

991
00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 2: then we went back to the beach, and when we

992
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 2: came home, I went to get in the shower because

993
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 2: I was all dirty and sandy and I needed to

994
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 2: wash off, and I slipped backwards, fell and hit my

995
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 2: head and their blood came out, and the nurse looks

996
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:16,200
Speaker 2: at me and goes, Okay, our next generation is going

997
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:16,800
Speaker 2: to be Okay.

998
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 1: He would be great for the crime podcast of the time.

999
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,319
Speaker 2: He was like, he recapped the entire day. She was

1000
00:43:23,360 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 2: expecting him to go. I got a booboo. That was it.

1001
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,080
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, that's what you're expecting from

1002
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,239
Speaker 2: a two year old. Yeah, but he laid out the

1003
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 2: entire day what he did, from start to finish to

1004
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 2: getting in the car and coming to the hospital. Dr

1005
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,319
Speaker 2: Ladies like, I haven't had a man that's been that

1006
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 2: communicative ever.

1007
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,359
Speaker 1: I'm a divorcee. Can I date your two year old?

1008
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 2: When'd you go to the Dominican?

1009
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 1: No? Your chick? Doctor? Oh doctor and dominican are both interchanged.

1010
00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,640
Speaker 2: Oh my bad. Okay, sorry I didn't understand doctor, but yes, so, yes,

1011
00:43:51,680 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 2: that was that's They're walking around going bro and I'm like,

1012
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,440
Speaker 2: all right, you want to go to the park. Bro,

1013
00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,799
Speaker 2: I want to go to the park. Bro, Like, what

1014
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:00,200
Speaker 2: in where did you guys learn this?

1015
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:02,319
Speaker 1: Dude? I love having kids in town. Seriously, I'm learning

1016
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 1: all this new stuff. So like if you, but where do.

1017
00:44:04,160 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 2: My four and three year old learn?

1018
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 1: Bro?

1019
00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:08,439
Speaker 2: They're learning at daycare. All the kids are saying Bro.

1020
00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,399
Speaker 2: They're all three year olds are saying bro. Yes where

1021
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:14,239
Speaker 2: they're all saying, fin in the cook I'm like, what,

1022
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,160
Speaker 2: we're not eating yet? He goes, no, No, that means you're

1023
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,160
Speaker 2: doing good. You're finning to cook. All right, man, I'm

1024
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 2: finn to cook baby, Come on.

1025
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: I because they're talking like they're from another planet, but

1026
00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: it's our planet.

1027
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,719
Speaker 2: It makes no sense. It makes no sense that my

1028
00:44:26,719 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 2: four year old knows bro.

1029
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's hearing it on the street at the gas station.

1030
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 1: They're all saying bro, gros all of these people, Dude,

1031
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: I come.

1032
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 2: When they're shooting dice on the corner. That's where he's

1033
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 2: learning it.

1034
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:39,919
Speaker 1: Dude, Bro, I'm talking baser, I call her bro. Usually

1035
00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:40,600
Speaker 1: I can get away with it.

1036
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 2: Now. That's weird. No, it's awesome. No, it's weird, dude,

1037
00:44:43,239 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 2: it's awesome.

1038
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,640
Speaker 1: She dude. I've tried to I snuck it in a

1039
00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: couple of times. Bro, dude it I'll be it. So

1040
00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: when do I use it, I'll be Hey. When we're

1041
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:51,759
Speaker 1: trying to get ready, we're about to go out and stuff,

1042
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:54,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, let's go, dude. I love it.

1043
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 2: It's hilarious. Here here's the thing.

1044
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 1: Hey, she doesn't yell at me for doing it.

1045
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:07,240
Speaker 2: I find that I have found that so strange because

1046
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:10,320
Speaker 2: I watch Big Brother or I watch you know, the Challenge,

1047
00:45:10,360 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 2: you know things on MTV and they call chicks bro yes,

1048
00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 2: and I'm like, yes, I do not understand calling a

1049
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 2: chick bro because I don't want a chick to be bro.

1050
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,080
Speaker 2: I want a chick to be chick.

1051
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,399
Speaker 1: Dude, you wouldn't even hotter is when I say bro

1052
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:27,439
Speaker 1: to her, she doesn't get mad, and then she calls

1053
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: me bro back. She goes, bro, I am ready, are

1054
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 1: you ready? Bro? Coach even hotter, I don't get today's generating.

1055
00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not hot to call a chick bro.

1056
00:45:40,239 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: I do not want anything to do with a girl

1057
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 2: being a bro.

1058
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: Guys message in I know all you guys are older,

1059
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,920
Speaker 1: you're probably all farmers and craft like that, so maybe

1060
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: over forty I don't know, or truck drivers. If you

1061
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:54,280
Speaker 1: guys are younger, usually truck drivers aren't young. Todd Bowers,

1062
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,520
Speaker 1: you guys, you gotta be experienced. You guys are probably

1063
00:45:56,520 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 1: all older lawyers. They've been in school for fifteen years.

1064
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:02,280
Speaker 1: But if any of y'all call your chick bro, please

1065
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: put it on the Facebook page.

1066
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,240
Speaker 2: I need or email us. We are the sore losers

1067
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:06,239
Speaker 2: at gmail dot com.

1068
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: Yes, guys, this is sound effect will go off if

1069
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 1: you email us. We have to know because I'm telling

1070
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:14,480
Speaker 1: you it's not a one and done. It's not a

1071
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:15,000
Speaker 1: one off.

1072
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:18,000
Speaker 2: It's weird. It's weird, and I need to take a break.

1073
00:46:22,360 --> 00:46:24,000
Speaker 2: And I forgot one thing about my vacation.

1074
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 1: Ray, Oh nice, I'd love to revisit something about three

1075
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:27,640
Speaker 1: weeks ago.

1076
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 2: I want to talk about these stupid ass women that

1077
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,560
Speaker 2: we're on the little tram with us in the Tampa airport.

1078
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:38,200
Speaker 2: So we're on the tram going to get the rental car, right,

1079
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:42,600
Speaker 2: and we get in and we're in the front of

1080
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:45,399
Speaker 2: the tram and my two kids, two of my kids

1081
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 2: sit up like where the window is, and another lady

1082
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,960
Speaker 2: sits down next to them, and then her friend stands

1083
00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 2: next to her.

1084
00:46:51,640 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: Not important to the story. Was the other lady attractive?

1085
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 2: No, they're not attractive. Okay, they're probably in their mid fifties,

1086
00:46:59,280 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 2: good bodies. No, and one's got her little coach per

1087
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 2: it's a big coach purse, actually big coach. It's black,

1088
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 2: and she has a yellowstone shirt on. Thinking she's so cool,

1089
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,640
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? She sits down. She and

1090
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 2: her friend stands there and she goes, are you not

1091
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 2: gonna sit? And she points at my two kids. She goes, oh,

1092
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 2: they got and she goes and then the lady goes,

1093
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 2: they don't need all that room. And the lady goes, no,

1094
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:30,680
Speaker 2: I'm fine, And then my four year old proceeds to

1095
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,919
Speaker 2: pick a booger out of his nose, which, okay, he's four.

1096
00:47:34,040 --> 00:47:36,959
Speaker 2: Guess what four year olds do? They picked their nose,

1097
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,840
Speaker 2: And that lady goes, no, look he's picking his nose.

1098
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: Were you in connection to all this?

1099
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 2: I am standing two feet from these people.

1100
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 1: That's where you need to intervene.

1101
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 2: And I'm like, and she goes, is he really goes, yeah,

1102
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:50,560
Speaker 2: look at it? How gross is that?

1103
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 1: I can hear you?

1104
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 2: How gross? Then she goes, look, now he's playing with

1105
00:47:54,360 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 2: it because he's trying to get it off his finger,

1106
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:59,839
Speaker 2: so he's rubbing his fingers together. I hear everything you're saying,

1107
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:02,960
Speaker 2: and she's like, that is so discussed, like he's playing

1108
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 2: with disgusting. As a dad, you need to step in.

1109
00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 2: And then he like tries, I guess he has you know,

1110
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 2: he wipes his nose like he has another booger or whatever.

1111
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: The hell what were you guys doing.

1112
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,439
Speaker 2: He's making sure, you know, he's making sure there's nothing

1113
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 2: sugar booger, sugar okay, And you know he's making sure

1114
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 2: it's all gone. So he wipes his no again. She goes,

1115
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 2: oh my god, he's picking it again.

1116
00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:25,880
Speaker 1: That's my kid, not an alien.

1117
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: And and I almost I wanted to I wanted to

1118
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 2: look at her and go, do you realize you used

1119
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 2: to pick your damn nose too? You stupid? Like you

1120
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:39,439
Speaker 2: understand that you did that as a kid. And yes,

1121
00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 2: he picked his nose. It's gross, But do you need

1122
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,799
Speaker 2: to sit here and commentate on it so he can

1123
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 2: hear you? Do you really need to do that, you

1124
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 2: stupid ass? Because you have a coach purse and you're

1125
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,880
Speaker 2: wear on a Yellowstone shirt. You think you're all so

1126
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 2: super badass. Shut the up, go back to Wyoming lady, Like,

1127
00:48:57,560 --> 00:49:00,680
Speaker 2: what is your problem? Like? Who cares? Yeah, he's picking

1128
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 2: his nose, but you don't have to be there. Oh

1129
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 2: my gosh, he's so disgusting. He's playing with it like

1130
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 2: I can hear you, which means he can hear you.

1131
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,000
Speaker 2: Shut up.

1132
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 1: Do you have a Kleenex in your coach perse, ma'am? Yeah?

1133
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 2: Do you have a cleanex?

1134
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:13,479
Speaker 1: I can borrow.

1135
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 2: I can give it to him if that'll make you

1136
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:15,680
Speaker 2: feel better.

1137
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,240
Speaker 1: Do you have some gray poupon?

1138
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:21,600
Speaker 2: It was so annoying, and I wanted to say something,

1139
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 2: but at that point, I'm like, is it worth saying something?

1140
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,479
Speaker 2: Is it worth getting into a little altercation in front

1141
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 2: of the kids, in front of the wife on the tram?

1142
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 2: And I decided not.

1143
00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,719
Speaker 1: To tram though.

1144
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,719
Speaker 2: At the airport, Yeah, they have a tram. Well, I

1145
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 2: mean it's like a you must have been in a

1146
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,800
Speaker 2: major hub Tampa.

1147
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 3: Oh and oh Tampa. Hey, Atlanta's got a hub tube? Boy, Yes,

1148
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 3: and you take a tram on that one, dude. Trams

1149
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 3: are annoying as hell. I only like the Baltimore you

1150
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,680
Speaker 3: fly in. There's a tube.

1151
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,240
Speaker 1: It's called a tarmac two planes and a lady throwing chicken.

1152
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 1: It's awesome.

1153
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:00,480
Speaker 2: There's no Baltimore and gunshots.

1154
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,080
Speaker 1: Save that sounded yeah.

1155
00:50:05,360 --> 00:50:08,439
Speaker 2: I just I was like, women like, do you really

1156
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:12,720
Speaker 2: need to comment on my four year old picking his nose? Like? Okay, annoying? Right? Fine?

1157
00:50:12,800 --> 00:50:15,480
Speaker 2: I didn't say anything, and it still bugs me. Here

1158
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:17,160
Speaker 2: we are almost a week later, and I still think

1159
00:50:17,200 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 2: about those stupid ass women. Yes, like on mine, he

1160
00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:23,400
Speaker 2: needed to be told, like mind drow business. I understand

1161
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 2: he's picking his nose, it's gross, but you don't need

1162
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 2: to make him feel bad about it.

1163
00:50:26,840 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 1: Coach. I got another text from Bezish so before I said,

1164
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: there was the one about did you take the muffins

1165
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: now you're ready for the latest? Did you order something

1166
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: from a company called health Vape And I responded yes, bro.

1167
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 2: She responded, okay, good who you thought we got our

1168
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 2: cards stolen?

1169
00:50:52,760 --> 00:50:56,759
Speaker 1: Haha? That looks cool. So we dodged a bullet there.

1170
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: So yes, I'm starting to vape a little bit. Maybe

1171
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,680
Speaker 1: may got it in trouble, but we dodged it.

1172
00:51:02,000 --> 00:51:03,920
Speaker 2: You shouldn't, dude, I cannot.

1173
00:51:05,080 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: I didn't bring it in here with me, but I

1174
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:07,919
Speaker 1: freaking love that vape.

1175
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 2: That vape is the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

1176
00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: Dude. I've been doing it during the Big show whatever,

1177
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: bones ain't looking. It's awesome. It's like caffeine. It's not

1178
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: even nicotine, it's not even weed. It's just awesome. Until

1179
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: twenty years down the road we learned it did something

1180
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 1: to my lungs.

1181
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, when that caffeine, vap is really bad for you,

1182
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 2: and I mean any vaping is just it's bad for you.

1183
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 2: It's stupid. It it's bad. Do not do it well.

1184
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 1: I don't gamble heavily anymore or drink heavily, So just

1185
00:51:34,239 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: let me.

1186
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll let you have that. And then I want

1187
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 2: to tell you another thing about the tram. Okay, I

1188
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:41,040
Speaker 2: don't understand why people are so stupid.

1189
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: Is this the same tram or did you guys have

1190
00:51:43,239 --> 00:51:44,080
Speaker 1: a connecting tram?

1191
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,520
Speaker 2: This is the tram. After I dropped the rental car off,

1192
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 2: I'm taking the tram to the airport.

1193
00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:51,320
Speaker 1: You did the amazing race when you were supposed to

1194
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: be vacationing.

1195
00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:55,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I dropped the family off at the front

1196
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,360
Speaker 2: and they did curbside check in.

1197
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,360
Speaker 1: Bye guys, Dad's leaving forever.

1198
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 2: And then I drove it to the rental car place,

1199
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 2: dropped it off, and I got on the tram back.

1200
00:52:04,280 --> 00:52:06,279
Speaker 2: And as you get on the tram, you go from

1201
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:10,240
Speaker 2: the rental car place to economy parking to the airport.

1202
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:11,360
Speaker 1: You do it in Detroit?

1203
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 2: I know it, well, yes, So we pull up at

1204
00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:18,360
Speaker 2: the economy parking right and the door's open. People get on,

1205
00:52:18,520 --> 00:52:21,760
Speaker 2: people get off, whatever, and then it's like, these doors

1206
00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:22,520
Speaker 2: are closing.

1207
00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:24,359
Speaker 1: Hey, isn't that lunch from the Bobby Bone show.

1208
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 2: These doors are closing and they start to close.

1209
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:28,920
Speaker 1: He looks different in person.

1210
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:34,239
Speaker 2: And this older lady I'm gonna say I shouldn't say older,

1211
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:38,319
Speaker 2: but older than me sixty five, acts like she has

1212
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,960
Speaker 2: to get on this tram even though one comes every

1213
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:46,480
Speaker 2: three minutes. And she jumps and she barely makes it.

1214
00:52:46,520 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 2: Her suitcase kind of gets hit by the door. So

1215
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:52,720
Speaker 2: then her dumb her husband is behind HER's like, well, shit,

1216
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:55,719
Speaker 2: I guess I gotta jump on too. Well, if he's

1217
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 2: behind her and her suitcase got crunched, guess what happened

1218
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:02,120
Speaker 2: to his dumb ass? He got blocked, He got crunched

1219
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:02,760
Speaker 2: in the door.

1220
00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,040
Speaker 1: Dude, how are you not dying? Laughing? I am like,

1221
00:53:07,239 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 1: what I like, what the fuck are you people doing?

1222
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,319
Speaker 2: Oh my, guys, you know another one comes in three minutes, right,

1223
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:17,920
Speaker 2: three minutes, you can get on another tram three minutes.

1224
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 2: And I mean his arm is all bloodied, he had

1225
00:53:21,160 --> 00:53:23,520
Speaker 2: a oh, he has a cut on his arm, and

1226
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,840
Speaker 2: he's just trying to wipe it off. He gets cleanex

1227
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 2: out of his wife's person. He's just wipe cleaning it off.

1228
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,719
Speaker 2: And then he's just he's like working his shoulder out

1229
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:33,759
Speaker 2: because his shoulder got crunched in the day.

1230
00:53:33,880 --> 00:53:35,879
Speaker 1: Tommy, John, you're good, get on the train.

1231
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,640
Speaker 2: And he's just like God, and he looks at his

1232
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 2: wife and he goes, why did you do that? She goes,

1233
00:53:40,560 --> 00:53:41,480
Speaker 2: you gotta be quicker.

1234
00:53:41,680 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: Hey are you gonna be able to pitch tonight's show?

1235
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:43,920
Speaker 2: Hey?

1236
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,760
Speaker 1: I mean, coach, get on the bus.

1237
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 2: I was like, unbelievable, And then I thought, also, your husband,

1238
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,600
Speaker 2: you know where she's going. She's going to the airport.

1239
00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 2: So just wait for the next tram and she'll be

1240
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,879
Speaker 2: waiting for you at the night and when you get

1241
00:53:55,880 --> 00:53:56,720
Speaker 2: off in three minutes.

1242
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 1: But the thing is doesn't stop though, because there's no driver.

1243
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,640
Speaker 2: It's ai right, right, But I'm saying they hear the

1244
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 2: doors are closing. The doors are closing, and they panic,

1245
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 2: And it's not like they were in a rush or

1246
00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:08,319
Speaker 2: else they were in running the whole time to get

1247
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 2: on the tramp. They were just kind of walking casually,

1248
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:13,319
Speaker 2: so they had plenty of time. They had plenty of

1249
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,440
Speaker 2: time to wait three minutes for the next tram, but

1250
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 2: instead he started out his vacation with a bloodied arm

1251
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,839
Speaker 2: and a busted up shoulder because they tried to dive

1252
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,960
Speaker 2: into the tram. I mean that door crutch got him.

1253
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 1: You're gonna have fun telling that one at the country.

1254
00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:29,799
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I guarantee his arm right there where

1255
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 2: it got a gash is gonna be all bruised too.

1256
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,920
Speaker 1: Dude. I do the same thing, but not when the

1257
00:54:35,080 --> 00:54:37,280
Speaker 1: doors are closing. I just do it to be funny

1258
00:54:37,280 --> 00:54:39,799
Speaker 1: with Baser. I'll start running onto the like maybe when

1259
00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:41,400
Speaker 1: we're two feet away from it. Yeah, and then they

1260
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,680
Speaker 1: go hurry, hurry, get on, we gotta catch this one.

1261
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: But the doors are slow as hell. Yeah, you're totally good.

1262
00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,480
Speaker 1: And then everybody on there's like, oh my, oh my, oh.

1263
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,279
Speaker 2: And if one person runs, everybody runs. But when it

1264
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,000
Speaker 2: says doors are closing, doors are closing and you are

1265
00:54:56,080 --> 00:54:58,520
Speaker 2: twenty feet from it. Just get the next one, man.

1266
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,280
Speaker 1: Dude, you should have been filming. Bro Oh, that would

1267
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 1: have been a clutch.

1268
00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 2: I mean, because she gets in and her suitcase gets

1269
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 2: crunched and he is behind the suitcase and he is

1270
00:55:07,520 --> 00:55:10,040
Speaker 2: in the doors, and I mean you can see how

1271
00:55:10,320 --> 00:55:13,719
Speaker 2: pissed he is in his eyes because he's like, why

1272
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,040
Speaker 2: would you do? And she goes he should have been

1273
00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,759
Speaker 2: faster like mine, now, buddy, And then he was like,

1274
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 2: do you see my arm? And she's like oh, and

1275
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 2: she gets them the tissue and he's cleaning his bloody

1276
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 2: arm and can I have one of those for my kids?

1277
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:27,760
Speaker 2: And those his glasses are cracked. No, he didn't class,

1278
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 2: he didn't do all that a coach. That was probably

1279
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,560
Speaker 2: the end of the Yeah, okay, what I gotta do?

1280
00:55:33,600 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 2: You want to do your Is there any of your

1281
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 2: other shit? What your friend?

1282
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:40,959
Speaker 1: Oh, that's balloon? That was kind of boring. Let's pass

1283
00:55:40,960 --> 00:55:41,399
Speaker 1: on that one.

1284
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,360
Speaker 2: It's also rude, and can you tell me who it is?

1285
00:55:48,280 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 1: Really? Dude? So I hadn't seen this person's pictures in

1286
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 1: a while. We do him from you know, all over,

1287
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: just back in the day. Dude, almost almost. I hate

1288
00:55:57,680 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 1: to say it unrecognizable where it was just it was

1289
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: just a picture.

1290
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:07,080
Speaker 2: Where did you see their picture on the internet on Instagram?

1291
00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:12,000
Speaker 1: Alright, my phone's in my backpack. Ray, Well, let me

1292
00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:16,239
Speaker 1: fill a buster. Uh oh, do you want something? This

1293
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:21,040
Speaker 1: isn't an email, but this is about prison guards. Let

1294
00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: me hit this please come on? All right, there it is,

1295
00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:29,040
Speaker 1: so Aaron, she's a friend of the family and the

1296
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,920
Speaker 1: up We asked, prison guard or anybody that's a prison guard,

1297
00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:35,480
Speaker 1: reach out or if you have experience. We're curious. What

1298
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 1: did we even say? What was our anger?

1299
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 2: We were saying how depressing it has to be to

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Speaker 2: work there.

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Speaker 1: All right, So Aaron said, I don't know the podcast email,

1302
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: but it is Sore Losers Ray at gmail dot com,

1303
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:51,840
Speaker 1: slash backslash Bobby Bone Show coach. What's the email?

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00:56:51,960 --> 00:56:54,080
Speaker 2: We are the Sore Losers at gmail dot com.

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00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:59,279
Speaker 1: She said, last summer, upbeat bed Please, I had to

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00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,240
Speaker 1: work in the local high security prison yard for four days.

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00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:07,040
Speaker 1: We're installing stuff. It was terrible. The prisoners weren't out

1308
00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 1: and about much, but the things they said to me

1309
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,920
Speaker 1: when I saw them, yikes. She didn't go into detail,

1310
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 1: but she said the guards some were cool, some pretty odd.

1311
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,280
Speaker 1: It was a prison nurse that had recently gotten fired

1312
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,160
Speaker 1: and rested for screwing a prisoner. Apparently they were porking.

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Speaker 2: One night.

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00:57:21,440 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: I went to the bathroom at the end of the

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00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,960
Speaker 1: night and came out of the bathroom into the high

1316
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:28,600
Speaker 1: security yard and I was alone at nine pm, terrifying.

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00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,600
Speaker 1: I had to stand by the fence until the security

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00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 1: guard saw it and came and got me. Thank you, Eron.

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00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,960
Speaker 1: That is a look into the prison system.

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Speaker 2: I will say that there was a girl that worked

1321
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,280
Speaker 2: lived in my neighborhood and she worked at the She

1322
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:44,560
Speaker 2: was younger than me, but after her high school she

1323
00:57:44,640 --> 00:57:48,160
Speaker 2: worked at the prison. She got pregnant by an inmate.

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Speaker 1: Listen right next to them. They're desperate prison guards. If

1325
00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:57,400
Speaker 1: one of them singled, if you had super desperate people

1326
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:01,479
Speaker 1: combined with normal civilization, would which happens in jails, there's

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00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: gonna be banging and porkin.

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00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she got pregnant, so then she had to

1329
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,680
Speaker 2: go to jail for hooking up with an inmate.

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00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:09,440
Speaker 1: It was a jail baby.

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00:58:09,600 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 2: Yeah.

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00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 1: One of those recently went to I believe one of

1333
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:12,919
Speaker 1: the Ivy League schools. Coach.

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00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:14,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw that she was born in prison and

1335
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:15,680
Speaker 2: she got into Harvard.

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00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 1: I believe tell me something.

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00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 2: We got an email.

1338
00:58:19,200 --> 00:58:21,200
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, I'm the one who.

1339
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 2: Always has been hard on Ray and giving him shit,

1340
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:25,520
Speaker 2: but it comes from a place of brotherly love. Ray.

1341
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:29,080
Speaker 2: Just know that I've been worried since that other guy left,

1342
00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:32,360
Speaker 2: but the recent shows have been outstanding. Guys, Ray finally

1343
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 2: seems committed in LB as great as always passing love

1344
00:58:35,640 --> 00:58:38,800
Speaker 2: when it deserves it. And that's from Blue. He's a

1345
00:58:38,800 --> 00:58:41,920
Speaker 2: big fan of yours. Now, thanks Blue, I really appreciate it.

1346
00:58:42,160 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 2: H Did you see the balloon job? Yeah, not as

1347
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:48,160
Speaker 2: bad as well. I can't really tell because they're far

1348
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:48,920
Speaker 2: away shots.

1349
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:50,600
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess that's why I said it wasn't a

1350
00:58:50,640 --> 00:58:54,400
Speaker 1: great amazing story. But sometimes friends in the past they

1351
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 1: blow up.

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00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 2: Hi, my name's Taylor. I was I just found you

1353
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 2: guys when I was looking up Nashville podcast and I

1354
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 2: thought i'd reach out to see if you're looking for

1355
00:59:02,680 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 2: a new podcast location. I'm opening a podcast studio and

1356
00:59:07,960 --> 00:59:11,640
Speaker 2: I would charge you forty dollars an hour, plus ten

1357
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 2: dollars an hour if you want to rent out the

1358
00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 2: podcast equipment so we could use his studio for fifty

1359
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:17,720
Speaker 2: dollars an hour.

1360
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:21,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, but we have a studio already with studio quality,

1361
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,840
Speaker 1: MIC's audio soundproof room.

1362
00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:25,800
Speaker 2: Man, I think it would be a great deal if

1363
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,560
Speaker 2: you guys wanted to do it, let me know, Taylor.

1364
00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 1: No, it's like us contacting the NBA and asking if

1365
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,840
Speaker 1: they wanted to play at the local YMCA. Guys.

1366
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, like they want to play in my hoop in

1367
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:34,800
Speaker 2: my driveway.

1368
00:59:34,920 --> 00:59:36,800
Speaker 1: Don't bring an ice to an Eskimo hut.

1369
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:38,760
Speaker 2: That didn't really Yeah, that was a little weird, but

1370
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:39,680
Speaker 2: it's okay.

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00:59:39,920 --> 00:59:41,800
Speaker 1: Small little birthday thing. I didn't even get to I

1372
00:59:41,880 --> 00:59:46,040
Speaker 1: really want to say it. The actual originator of the

1373
00:59:46,160 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: nickname Coach that we used pretty frequently in the show.

1374
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:49,680
Speaker 1: It was his birthday.

1375
00:59:49,960 --> 00:59:52,240
Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Coach, Happy Birthday.

1376
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 1: And I he me and him have kind of not

1377
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: been on speaking terms. Oh no, something with dude, Like

1378
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 1: we didn't show up for one of his events, that's why,

1379
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:01,000
Speaker 1: and he got mad.

1380
01:00:01,160 --> 01:00:01,919
Speaker 2: Well, I wonder why.

1381
01:00:02,080 --> 01:00:04,560
Speaker 1: And then also we printed merchandise with Coach on it.

1382
01:00:04,600 --> 01:00:06,400
Speaker 1: If he saw any that he knows he came up

1383
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 1: with Coach doesn't matter. But he's the one that brought

1384
01:00:09,320 --> 01:00:12,160
Speaker 1: it into our building and into our lives. Yeah, but

1385
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 1: the original coach had his birthday. Happy birthday Coach.

1386
01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 2: Happy birthday coach. All right, anything else this weekend? Weekend weekend.

1387
01:00:19,600 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 1: I hit everybody up on Instagram. I said, tell me

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01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:24,600
Speaker 1: your weekend plans. So you start and I'll hit you

1389
01:00:24,640 --> 01:00:25,960
Speaker 1: with weekend plans from the Losers.

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01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,360
Speaker 2: Weekend plans. We are having a birthday party for my

1391
01:00:29,480 --> 01:00:32,680
Speaker 2: four year old tomorrow because he turns five on Monday,

1392
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,480
Speaker 2: So we are doing that. And besides that, I have

1393
01:00:35,600 --> 01:00:36,800
Speaker 2: no idea any other plans.

1394
01:00:37,440 --> 01:00:39,320
Speaker 1: The birthday parties are about every weekend.

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01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. They are like between you and then other friends.

1396
01:00:42,760 --> 01:00:45,440
Speaker 2: Well yeah, because kids they're in the class, and so

1397
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 2: all those kids have birthdays around the same time. So

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01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:51,560
Speaker 2: it's like boom boom, boom birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday, birthday.

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01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,720
Speaker 1: Me, I'm hanging out with boomer. I made a checklist

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01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 1: of things we're gonna Doka cool. We've already done football.

1401
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,840
Speaker 1: We've already done we did pool football. We've all already

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01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,760
Speaker 1: done it once, probably gonna do it about three times.

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01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,560
Speaker 1: We still have to do pickleball, still have to do

1404
01:01:05,640 --> 01:01:08,960
Speaker 1: hill runs. We still have to go to the gym.

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01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:11,600
Speaker 1: There's a couple other things, but we're just doing a PlayStation.

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01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 2: You need to watch Quarterback on Netflix.

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01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:14,920
Speaker 1: It's just bro stuff.

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01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:17,240
Speaker 2: And watch Quarterback on Netflix because I want to talk

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01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 2: about it. On Monday, I watched the first episode. Was

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01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 2: not impressed. Everybody was raving about it online. Oh, it's

1411
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,240
Speaker 2: so good, it's so good. I watched the first episode.

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01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:28,160
Speaker 2: It was literally them just talking about highlights from the

1413
01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:30,520
Speaker 2: first four weeks of the season. It was not entertaining.

1414
01:01:30,920 --> 01:01:33,400
Speaker 1: And Aaron Rodgers, they asked him about hard knocks and

1415
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,000
Speaker 1: he said, yeah, they chose us. We got to live

1416
01:01:35,040 --> 01:01:35,400
Speaker 1: with it now.

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01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, they forced it down our throats. We didn't want

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01:01:37,520 --> 01:01:37,880
Speaker 2: to do it.

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01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:40,120
Speaker 1: All right, hear the losers. Here's what they're doing. I

1420
01:01:40,200 --> 01:01:41,880
Speaker 1: hit him up on Instagram. I said, tell me what

1421
01:01:41,920 --> 01:01:42,600
Speaker 1: you're doing this weekend?

1422
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:42,960
Speaker 2: Gotcha?

1423
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:47,160
Speaker 1: Pyden Hoffler going to a Toronto Blues game, Blue Jay's game.

1424
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:47,560
Speaker 1: Got it?

1425
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 2: I combined a hockey team and that, Yeah, that's good.

1426
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:55,960
Speaker 2: Stephanie Salazar reply to weekend Plans Coach. We flew to

1427
01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:58,880
Speaker 2: San Diego to see Walling. The show is tonight and

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01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 2: we can't wait.

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01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:06,080
Speaker 1: Are you freaking kidding me? Okay, that's a baller. One

1430
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:09,360
Speaker 1: onto the next. CJ. Well, I don't know if I

1431
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: want to read that one. Surprising my mom with tickets

1432
01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:12,840
Speaker 1: to Thomas HTT and Knoxville.

1433
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,400
Speaker 2: Well, there it is. His mom doesn't listen no longer.

1434
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:21,720
Speaker 1: A surprise. Tracy Brown smoking meats and clapping cheeks.

1435
01:02:22,560 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 2: Okay, what does that mean? You know what that means? Uh?

1436
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:29,200
Speaker 2: Hunter Bim, I'm going on a ride along with a

1437
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 2: Texas State trooper. That's cool.

1438
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:34,600
Speaker 1: Maybe respond back on the email with that one. Could

1439
01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:38,800
Speaker 1: be interesting, probably not, most likely won't even be podcast worthy.

1440
01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:42,120
Speaker 1: Raw is going fly fishing. Change your name so I

1441
01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:43,600
Speaker 1: know your actual name, please.

1442
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:49,160
Speaker 2: Braxton Awesome, Braxton Garrett Pitcher Miami Marlins.

1443
01:02:49,200 --> 01:02:52,640
Speaker 1: Oh, he was being funny. Oh, he said I'm getting

1444
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 1: picked up, but he used a very vulgar word and

1445
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,720
Speaker 1: he said, I'm getting picked up as a baseball bat.

1446
01:02:57,760 --> 01:03:03,680
Speaker 1: Whatever that means. Hannah Dickens headed home for vacation in Yellowstone.

1447
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 2: Okay, the same T shirt stupid T shirts that dumb lady.

1448
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: Haley schant Holtzer gonna go fishing and hit some golf

1449
01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:15,040
Speaker 1: balls for the first time after having a baby. Awesome

1450
01:03:16,160 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: is it mine? Right?

1451
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,760
Speaker 2: Check back with him, No, it's not mine.

1452
01:03:18,960 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 1: Cody Gregory. Wow, he's DMed us a lot, he said,

1453
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:25,240
Speaker 1: got a housewarming party at my in laws. Not sure

1454
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,720
Speaker 1: exactly what I'm going for. Bring out the white claws.

1455
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:30,880
Speaker 1: We're also chipping and putting with some twisted teas, a

1456
01:03:30,920 --> 01:03:32,440
Speaker 1: lot of drinking. How many more of these you want?

1457
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:35,120
Speaker 1: I mean? I got man, Okay, here you go. This

1458
01:03:35,160 --> 01:03:39,160
Speaker 1: is Christian, looks like a female Christian. Carns just bought

1459
01:03:39,200 --> 01:03:43,560
Speaker 1: a new boat, filling it with floss, So it's a dude.

1460
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:46,760
Speaker 2: Then, dude, Nando bought.

1461
01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:50,560
Speaker 1: My first house, so I'm packing and moving. Little boring Nando.

1462
01:03:50,600 --> 01:03:52,840
Speaker 1: But guess what that's gonna pay. That's not boring, man,

1463
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:56,120
Speaker 1: that's awesome. Housewarming party is never boring. We got two more.

1464
01:03:56,160 --> 01:04:01,200
Speaker 1: Justin Yo, Justin from Indiana's attending his grandma's wedding tomorrow.

1465
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:06,800
Speaker 2: Wait, say what, correct, Grandma's getting married. That's interesting.

1466
01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:07,960
Speaker 1: That's a follow up.

1467
01:04:08,160 --> 01:04:08,920
Speaker 2: That is interesting.

1468
01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,480
Speaker 1: Open bar about to get routy and change the way

1469
01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:12,800
Speaker 1: my family looks at me for life.

1470
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,480
Speaker 2: Love It's hey, that does happen? Because I'm gonna tell

1471
01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:17,560
Speaker 2: you what. My cousin got married like ten years ago,

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01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,440
Speaker 2: twelve years ago, fifteen years ago. I don't know how

1473
01:04:19,480 --> 01:04:24,120
Speaker 2: old we were, but my cousin, Andrew was in college

1474
01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:25,760
Speaker 2: at the time. We went to the wedding. The wedding,

1475
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,560
Speaker 2: the rehearse, the reception was kind of lame. We hit

1476
01:04:28,600 --> 01:04:31,760
Speaker 2: the liquor store and we brought the flaming Doctor Peppers,

1477
01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:34,920
Speaker 2: and my family saw a different side of Andrew they

1478
01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 2: had never seen before, and by the end of the

1479
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:40,000
Speaker 2: night he had everybody hammered. Norm the eighty year old

1480
01:04:40,040 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 2: with hearing aids doing flaming Doctor Peppers was one of

1481
01:04:42,760 --> 01:04:46,480
Speaker 2: the memories I will never forget, and my cousin, by

1482
01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:48,840
Speaker 2: the end of the night was apologizing to every family

1483
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:49,880
Speaker 2: member for his behavior.

1484
01:04:50,240 --> 01:04:53,240
Speaker 1: Hey kid, hey me one of those flame jobs. I'll

1485
01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:53,840
Speaker 1: take two.

1486
01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 2: No flaming doctor Peppers.

1487
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:57,080
Speaker 1: I'm a flamer.

1488
01:04:57,920 --> 01:04:59,480
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't think he is.

1489
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: Doctors here blaming doctor Pepper.

1490
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:06,760
Speaker 2: That is no, they can't. No, the only doctor was

1491
01:05:06,920 --> 01:05:11,040
Speaker 2: doctor Oh, hey kid, No kid, kid, he called him doctor.

1492
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:13,640
Speaker 1: Oh, I got my stethoscope in my pan.

1493
01:05:13,840 --> 01:05:17,480
Speaker 2: Nope, no, no, owen was doctor Oh that.

1494
01:05:17,800 --> 01:05:20,040
Speaker 1: Kid, you got one hundred and two teenth But you're

1495
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:22,280
Speaker 1: come a little close, so let me take your pulse.

1496
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 2: No, no, nope. All right, we gotta go.

1497
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:28,760
Speaker 1: I'm going golfing. I sent you an invite.

1498
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:29,000
Speaker 2: I know.

1499
01:05:29,040 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: We got a text back, just like that guy the

1500
01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:33,320
Speaker 1: celebrity isn't texting you. You're not texting me.

1501
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:37,120
Speaker 2: I can't. I have to get ready for the birthday party.

1502
01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:40,680
Speaker 1: What is it, miss princess? You have three boys? Coach

1503
01:05:40,800 --> 01:05:43,000
Speaker 1: put a baseball bat and bases out in the No, no,

1504
01:05:43,160 --> 01:05:45,760
Speaker 1: no God, no no no Ray. I've got to set

1505
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 1: up a castle at a bouncy house.

1506
01:05:47,360 --> 01:05:50,680
Speaker 2: No no, no, Ray, I am gonna just throw stuff in

1507
01:05:50,680 --> 01:05:53,400
Speaker 2: the backyard. But that's the problem my wife has to have.

1508
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:55,160
Speaker 2: We have to go shopping. We have to get snacks

1509
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 2: for the kids. We have to get juices. We have

1510
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,200
Speaker 2: to get this, we have to get that. And I'm like,

1511
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 2: what have you been doing all week?

1512
01:06:01,000 --> 01:06:03,720
Speaker 1: Be careful going to party City? Made that mistake. We're

1513
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:07,520
Speaker 1: out of helium. Awesome, I'll blow him up myself. I'm kidding.

1514
01:06:07,600 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 1: Take all this shit. I don't want it. Like, if

1515
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:13,040
Speaker 1: you don't have helium, most ninety of the party City

1516
01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:14,080
Speaker 1: stuff ain't gonna work.

1517
01:06:14,160 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 2: Yes, you can't use it. It's in us inoperable.

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01:06:17,400 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 1: Awesome. I'll blow this all day. Can't wait. See you guys.

1519
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:28,960
Speaker 2: All right, Happy birthday, Happy birthday. I'm out. He's picking

1520
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,280
Speaker 2: his nose. Well, no shit, he picks his nose. You're dumb.

1521
01:06:31,600 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 1: That's awesome that baseball's back to Oh it is back.

1522
01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:36,760
Speaker 2: You want to know some winners today, I'll take you

1523
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:40,840
Speaker 2: the winners. I looked at this last night. You got

1524
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 2: Sonny Gray on the mound for the Vikings and the Piking.

1525
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:47,280
Speaker 1: Viking gotch the Vikings ain't playing for two months.

1526
01:06:47,360 --> 01:06:50,040
Speaker 2: Well, I watched Kirk Cousins play for the Vikings last

1527
01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:51,840
Speaker 2: night on Quarterback Episode one.

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01:06:52,200 --> 01:06:52,720
Speaker 1: You got him.

1529
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:56,200
Speaker 2: You got the Sunny Graan the mound for the Minnesota

1530
01:06:56,240 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 2: Twins as they take on the Oakland Athletics. That's a

1531
01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:04,640
Speaker 2: good one. You can also get Luis Castillo on the

1532
01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 2: mound against the Tigers. There's some good ones.

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01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:11,600
Speaker 1: Uh, careful with the Tigers. They got a couple of

1534
01:07:11,680 --> 01:07:13,560
Speaker 1: young kids that are eighteen.

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01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:16,160
Speaker 2: You know, but they are they're not. Oh and water

1536
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:20,160
Speaker 2: Wardriguez is back for the Tigers. You got the Rays

1537
01:07:20,240 --> 01:07:22,560
Speaker 2: against the Royals. I mean, there's some easy ones out there,

1538
01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:24,040
Speaker 2: and I like if.

1539
01:07:23,960 --> 01:07:26,040
Speaker 1: There was one that I like that I was looking

1540
01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:29,680
Speaker 1: at a little bit earlier. You Darvish blows and the

1541
01:07:29,680 --> 01:07:32,400
Speaker 1: Phillies get one and a half. Just go with that.

1542
01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:35,480
Speaker 1: You are always gives up. You gonna give up six.

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01:07:35,560 --> 01:07:36,560
Speaker 1: That's how I always say it.

1544
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,240
Speaker 2: Oh, I like that. That's a good one. You always

1545
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:43,040
Speaker 2: gonna give up six. Yeah, oh show Hao Tani's on

1546
01:07:43,080 --> 01:07:46,560
Speaker 2: the mound. But I would take the Astros. Take the

1547
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:50,080
Speaker 2: astros on that one. That's the upset. All right, we're out.

1548
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:57,360
Speaker 2: Wait wait wait wait wait, let's see. Yeah, there's a

1549
01:07:57,360 --> 01:07:58,920
Speaker 2: lot of big favorites today.

1550
01:07:58,840 --> 01:08:02,840
Speaker 1: And Djokovic for the Wimbledon Championship on Sunday if he

1551
01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:07,160
Speaker 1: makes it there, the seven hundred thousand dollars parlay moves

1552
01:08:07,200 --> 01:08:09,440
Speaker 1: a leg farther. Five down, five to go.

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01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.