WEBVTT - "The Graduates" Recap Season 4, Episode 25

0:00:20.600 --> 0:00:24.600
<v Speaker 1>My little lip gloss. Oh there you go. Yeah, I mean.

0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:28.440
<v Speaker 2>Now that you know, people are gonna potentially watch little

0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:30.440
<v Speaker 2>clips of this because we've.

0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:35.519
<v Speaker 1>Because I couldn't get enough last week, so I had

0:00:35.560 --> 0:00:35.919
<v Speaker 1>to come back.

0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.879
<v Speaker 2>I'm so glad about that this giant zi on my

0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:41.400
<v Speaker 2>chin decided to join us for uh, for an episode

0:00:41.440 --> 0:00:45.879
<v Speaker 2>when we're probably definitely gonna post definitely, I mean it

0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:46.159
<v Speaker 2>needs it.

0:00:46.200 --> 0:00:47.920
<v Speaker 3>Some microphone really at this point.

0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:51.320
<v Speaker 1>That's okay. It's part of the studio audience along with

0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:51.840
<v Speaker 1>mister Bear.

0:00:52.720 --> 0:00:57.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we each special guests, special, very special guests,

0:00:57.360 --> 0:00:58.160
<v Speaker 2>very gay.

0:00:59.240 --> 0:01:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Guess who I saw yesterday? I will tell you this earlier,

0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:05.440
<v Speaker 1>I saw Gwen. I spent the afternoon with Gwen Victor

0:01:06.120 --> 0:01:10.120
<v Speaker 1>or dialog coach from Fuller. She's just one of the

0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:14.080
<v Speaker 1>most amazing on the planet. Love her. But no, she

0:01:14.120 --> 0:01:18.440
<v Speaker 1>came over to my house for the afternoon because Michael,

0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:22.680
<v Speaker 1>my boyfriend, who's a real estate photographer, he's joined forces

0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:27.280
<v Speaker 1>with with Gwen because Michael does video. So there's this

0:01:27.319 --> 0:01:32.480
<v Speaker 1>new trend where agents are on camera now, yes, so

0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.399
<v Speaker 1>they want to be on camera and Hi, welcome to

0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.680
<v Speaker 1>my newest listing one, two, three, four Main Street. But

0:01:36.720 --> 0:01:42.000
<v Speaker 1>the agents are terrible at it, most terrified. It's just

0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.200
<v Speaker 1>not in their wheelhouse. They're used to being behind the camera,

0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:48.120
<v Speaker 1>not in front of the camera. So Michael's like, oh,

0:01:48.160 --> 0:01:51.960
<v Speaker 1>I see a need, and so let's let me invite

0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:55.120
<v Speaker 1>Gwen to join. And so she's like the acting coach

0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:58.160
<v Speaker 1>now for real estate agents who want to be on

0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:02.080
<v Speaker 1>camera but aren't comfortable on camera. So she came over

0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:05.560
<v Speaker 1>and they shot some videos, like some old teaser videos

0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:08.600
<v Speaker 1>just to kind of introduce who Gwen is. But I thought,

0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:10.399
<v Speaker 1>this is this is great. She's so good, Like she's

0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:15.920
<v Speaker 1>just so good and right, just little tiny minute changes

0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:18.320
<v Speaker 1>that change the whole performance, you know, and she makes

0:02:18.320 --> 0:02:19.399
<v Speaker 1>you feel like confident.

0:02:19.520 --> 0:02:21.799
<v Speaker 2>So I feel like she'll be a really great person

0:02:22.000 --> 0:02:25.880
<v Speaker 2>to have in there with people who are like this

0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.120
<v Speaker 2>feels really weird.

0:02:27.040 --> 0:02:31.080
<v Speaker 1>You know. Yeah, no, it's perfect. It's just somebody to

0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.920
<v Speaker 1>help you with the script or to help you. Like

0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Gwen said, what do you do with your hands? Like

0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:36.720
<v Speaker 1>a lot of people don't know what to do with

0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:37.200
<v Speaker 1>their hands.

0:02:37.200 --> 0:02:38.480
<v Speaker 3>I still don't know what to do with my hands

0:02:38.480 --> 0:02:38.919
<v Speaker 3>when I'm.

0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:41.600
<v Speaker 2>Talking, you know, Like that's why I love address with

0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:44.320
<v Speaker 2>pockets or pants, because I could put a hand in

0:02:44.320 --> 0:02:46.359
<v Speaker 2>my pot. Otherwise I'm like, I don't have a purse. This

0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.440
<v Speaker 2>feels I want to just cross my arms, but that

0:02:48.440 --> 0:02:51.960
<v Speaker 2>doesn't look good on camera. Oh well that's not everything.

0:02:52.000 --> 0:02:57.280
<v Speaker 1>Over John John Stamos, he's like the master of what

0:02:57.320 --> 0:02:58.840
<v Speaker 1>to do with his hands. Like that's why he's always

0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:00.680
<v Speaker 1>touched in people or putting his arm around people. Or

0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:03.400
<v Speaker 1>he got fried chicken, like that's why he's always holding

0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:06.120
<v Speaker 1>on to a part of It's his nervous energy to

0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:08.680
<v Speaker 1>do something with his hands. But yeah, he's always like

0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.800
<v Speaker 1>if you notice, he's always like grabbing on to somebody

0:03:10.919 --> 0:03:13.400
<v Speaker 1>or like holding a rug or or something.

0:03:13.480 --> 0:03:16.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you always busy hands. That's what I remember. Was

0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:18.080
<v Speaker 3>it Brian Kle that said that to us?

0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:20.000
<v Speaker 1>No, it must be.

0:03:20.160 --> 0:03:22.760
<v Speaker 2>Brian or an acting teacher of mine who was like,

0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:27.040
<v Speaker 2>if you have busy hands, it like everything just suddenly

0:03:27.080 --> 0:03:27.920
<v Speaker 2>feels more grounded.

0:03:28.560 --> 0:03:31.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does. It's more natural than like standing, I

0:03:31.680 --> 0:03:36.160
<v Speaker 1>don't stand there? Hi, Uh well right right right? Yeah?

0:03:36.600 --> 0:03:42.040
<v Speaker 1>Stand like something AI. Yes, but I told Gwenn about

0:03:42.040 --> 0:03:43.880
<v Speaker 1>the live show in case she wants to come and

0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:45.880
<v Speaker 1>see everybody, She's going to try to come. That would

0:03:45.920 --> 0:03:48.360
<v Speaker 1>be amazing, But she leaves on a trip the next day,

0:03:48.360 --> 0:03:51.640
<v Speaker 1>so she might not come anyways. Uh yeah, so good

0:03:51.640 --> 0:03:53.520
<v Speaker 1>to see her, she says, hello, she sends her love.

0:03:53.640 --> 0:03:56.840
<v Speaker 2>That's so wonderful. You know, I saw Sony at my

0:03:57.120 --> 0:04:00.640
<v Speaker 2>live show. She came to the comedy pageant. Yep, yeah,

0:04:00.640 --> 0:04:02.240
<v Speaker 2>she did come out. It was very fun.

0:04:02.440 --> 0:04:05.880
<v Speaker 1>Yay, oh good. I love that. She's so she's such

0:04:05.880 --> 0:04:08.520
<v Speaker 1>a sweetest. Yeah, I love that girl, my daughter. I'll

0:04:08.560 --> 0:04:11.160
<v Speaker 1>take credit, you know, take partial credit, partial partial.

0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:14.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and that was a great with anti influence. I'm sure.

0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:16.600
<v Speaker 1>No, it's because of us.

0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:17.279
<v Speaker 3>I love that.

0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:20.800
<v Speaker 2>Like she's now in our little you know, coven with

0:04:21.160 --> 0:04:22.239
<v Speaker 2>she's porch talk time.

0:04:23.120 --> 0:04:25.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, she's part of she's one of us. She's

0:04:25.200 --> 0:04:28.000
<v Speaker 1>not just the kid, right, the kid actor. No, she's

0:04:28.120 --> 0:04:30.680
<v Speaker 1>she's over twenty one. She can go out for drinks

0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:32.839
<v Speaker 1>right with us. She can hang for dinner.

0:04:32.960 --> 0:04:35.760
<v Speaker 2>Sony has basically been this person since she was like fifteen,

0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:38.640
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean, Like she's always been the

0:04:39.040 --> 0:04:40.560
<v Speaker 2>person where I was like, you could, I mean, you

0:04:41.320 --> 0:04:42.360
<v Speaker 2>could hang out with us?

0:04:42.400 --> 0:04:45.800
<v Speaker 1>But yeah yeah yeah no, now it's legit.

0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:46.600
<v Speaker 3>It's legit now.

0:04:46.640 --> 0:04:49.880
<v Speaker 2>Now, yeah, she's a legal drinking hit. She can even

0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:51.320
<v Speaker 2>have a cocktail so weird.

0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, let's get into today. Welcome back to how Rude

0:04:53.920 --> 0:04:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Tanner Ritos. I am Andrea Barber and I'm Jodie Sweeten,

0:04:56.680 --> 0:05:01.320
<v Speaker 1>and today we're discussing season four, episode twenty five, The Graduates.

0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:05.359
<v Speaker 1>It originally aired April twenty sixth, nineteen ninety one, and

0:05:05.400 --> 0:05:08.560
<v Speaker 1>it goes a little something like this, Danny dates a

0:05:08.600 --> 0:05:10.400
<v Speaker 1>college student boy from the same time.

0:05:10.640 --> 0:05:13.640
<v Speaker 2>I mean it was just such a strange, like just

0:05:13.720 --> 0:05:15.320
<v Speaker 2>that first sentence, You're like, what.

0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:21.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, no context, college student. It's very scandalous. It's

0:05:21.200 --> 0:05:24.520
<v Speaker 1>to get your attention, you know. At the same time,

0:05:24.839 --> 0:05:28.640
<v Speaker 1>DJ graduates from junior high and Michelle graduates from preschool.

0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie feels left out of the graduation festivities, so the

0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:35.520
<v Speaker 1>family tries to cheer her up by making a graduation

0:05:35.680 --> 0:05:40.279
<v Speaker 1>ceremony for her. Oh super sweet. It was directed by

0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Joels Wick, it was written by Ellen Guiless, and we

0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:47.960
<v Speaker 1>have several guest stars this week. Jennifer Nash stars as

0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:52.760
<v Speaker 1>Kirsten the college student. The aforementioned college student. She appeared

0:05:52.760 --> 0:05:56.720
<v Speaker 1>on Blossom, Coach, Star Trek, The Next Generation Home Improvement,

0:05:56.880 --> 0:06:00.920
<v Speaker 1>Mister Belvedere, and most recently, she wrote directed a series

0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:04.120
<v Speaker 1>called The Last Saturday Night In but it was in

0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:07.679
<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty, so I assume it got right. Yeah, yeah,

0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:11.000
<v Speaker 1>it met a terrible face because of the pandemic and

0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:14.279
<v Speaker 1>all the strikes and all that. But yeah, no, she's

0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:17.440
<v Speaker 1>We did not kill her career, so thank god she

0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:21.120
<v Speaker 1>always run. Yeah, that survived the the full house lore.

0:06:22.560 --> 0:06:25.640
<v Speaker 1>Then we have Roseanne Katan. I'm gonna say Katan, Sure,

0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Roseanne Katan. She returns as missus Manning, the preschool teacher.

0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:34.159
<v Speaker 1>We last saw her in episode four oh six Pinch

0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:37.640
<v Speaker 1>for a Pinch, and unfortunately this is her last appearance.

0:06:38.160 --> 0:06:40.800
<v Speaker 3>She was graduating preschool. No more preschool teacher sating.

0:06:41.240 --> 0:06:44.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, so it's a bummer because she's great. She's

0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:47.359
<v Speaker 1>really great in this rule. Then we have Hank Garrett

0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:52.679
<v Speaker 1>as Jerry Jacobs. He played Gene Ashwell in twelve episodes

0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:56.000
<v Speaker 1>of Max's Headroom, He played the police in seven episodes

0:06:56.000 --> 0:07:00.359
<v Speaker 1>of Santa Barbara, and he played dial tone in twenty

0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:03.560
<v Speaker 1>one episodes of g I Joe. I don't know what

0:07:03.600 --> 0:07:06.560
<v Speaker 1>that means, but it thrills me for some reason. Okay,

0:07:06.680 --> 0:07:07.480
<v Speaker 1>dial tone.

0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:09.400
<v Speaker 2>First of all, kids these days are like, what's a

0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:10.840
<v Speaker 2>dial tone?

0:07:11.040 --> 0:07:12.520
<v Speaker 1>You know, like they would.

0:07:12.320 --> 0:07:15.320
<v Speaker 2>Have no idea, right, So I just I want to

0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:17.280
<v Speaker 2>know for twenty one episodes, did he just go.

0:07:19.760 --> 0:07:23.600
<v Speaker 1>You know, like was that it? Or yeah? I was

0:07:23.600 --> 0:07:28.280
<v Speaker 1>he like the time? Yeah? Like was that his like name?

0:07:29.640 --> 0:07:29.880
<v Speaker 3>Maybe?

0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:33.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe it's a nickname die like Diet like they

0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.960
<v Speaker 1>all had like dial Tone. Yeah, I don't know, like

0:07:36.040 --> 0:07:39.360
<v Speaker 1>military nicknames for each other. I don't know. I was.

0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:41.520
<v Speaker 2>I did not watch a ton of g I Joe

0:07:41.560 --> 0:07:43.560
<v Speaker 2>I was more she ra he man kind of person.

0:07:43.840 --> 0:07:46.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, same, same. Well, we're go back and watch it

0:07:47.080 --> 0:07:50.480
<v Speaker 1>to catch all these twenty one appearances as dial Tone,

0:07:52.320 --> 0:07:55.360
<v Speaker 1>and last but not least, we have Miko Hughes returning

0:07:55.560 --> 0:08:01.800
<v Speaker 1>once again as Miko. We start with the teaser in

0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:05.120
<v Speaker 1>Joey's room. Joey is playing a bluesy tune on his

0:08:05.200 --> 0:08:09.120
<v Speaker 1>harmonica when Michelle walks in wearing her pjs. She asks,

0:08:09.400 --> 0:08:13.000
<v Speaker 1>have you seen my Piggy? Joey says no and asks

0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:18.000
<v Speaker 1>if he's lost. Michelle siys I looked everywhere. Joey tells

0:08:18.040 --> 0:08:20.440
<v Speaker 1>her that the one thing that helps him after losing

0:08:20.520 --> 0:08:22.680
<v Speaker 1>the stuffed animal is to play the blues.

0:08:24.080 --> 0:08:27.320
<v Speaker 2>It's a well known, it's what most therapists to recommend.

0:08:27.640 --> 0:08:30.600
<v Speaker 1>It's a remedy, right, He's the number one remedy recommended

0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:32.240
<v Speaker 1>by nine Stuffed Animal.

0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:35.480
<v Speaker 2>You should play the blues on our harmonica. It's nothing

0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:38.960
<v Speaker 2>like it, I'm telling you. Really, heals an excuse to

0:08:38.960 --> 0:08:43.840
<v Speaker 2>play harm Basically, what I've determined from the last two

0:08:43.880 --> 0:08:49.160
<v Speaker 2>teasers is that it is both a feature of musical

0:08:49.280 --> 0:08:55.479
<v Speaker 2>talents by an adult and Michelle uh bossing people around.

0:08:56.160 --> 0:08:57.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yes, that's exactly what.

0:08:57.880 --> 0:08:59.959
<v Speaker 2>That's all you need for a teaser, right, Is there

0:09:00.040 --> 0:09:01.319
<v Speaker 2>an adult that can play an instrument?

0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:03.360
<v Speaker 3>Does Michelle want to tell them to do something?

0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Combine it?

0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:05.440
<v Speaker 3>Now you've got a teaser.

0:09:05.600 --> 0:09:08.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's like mad libs with Michelle, but it's hurt

0:09:08.520 --> 0:09:11.640
<v Speaker 1>different people in different activities, but it's kind of all

0:09:11.679 --> 0:09:15.680
<v Speaker 1>the same. So Joey says he'll start her off with

0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:18.320
<v Speaker 1>the music and then she can tell him the story.

0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:22.120
<v Speaker 1>He plays the tune and then sings, Michelle lost her Piggy,

0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:26.440
<v Speaker 1>and she follows with, oh, where could he be? Joey

0:09:26.440 --> 0:09:29.120
<v Speaker 1>plays the tune and she continues, He's not in my room,

0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:33.120
<v Speaker 1>and then she smiles, I just remembered, and she finishes

0:09:33.160 --> 0:09:35.839
<v Speaker 1>her verse with I left him in the kitchen. There

0:09:35.880 --> 0:09:39.839
<v Speaker 1>we go, she runs away. It kind of worked. Joey

0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:42.280
<v Speaker 1>was right, it works, you know, yeah, playing the blues help.

0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:46.400
<v Speaker 1>Joey then continues to play and makes up his own song,

0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:48.880
<v Speaker 1>my baby had done left me, He done left me

0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.640
<v Speaker 1>for a pig. He sings some oh yeahs at the

0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:56.319
<v Speaker 1>end and the crowd cheers. Super cute teaser. He really

0:09:56.360 --> 0:09:58.560
<v Speaker 1>liked this one. I thought, oh my gosh, she was

0:09:58.600 --> 0:09:59.920
<v Speaker 1>just so cute with her singing, and.

0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:02.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this was very cute. And Dave is an amazing

0:10:02.880 --> 0:10:03.680
<v Speaker 2>harmonica player.

0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:07.960
<v Speaker 1>He is, yeah, one of his special tricks, and he

0:10:08.000 --> 0:10:11.079
<v Speaker 1>would bust out that harmonica even off stage.

0:10:11.080 --> 0:10:13.079
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, he was just like, yeah, just play that.

0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yep, yep. So next in the kitchen, Becky, Jesse, Joey,

0:10:19.200 --> 0:10:22.840
<v Speaker 1>and Danny are gathered in the kitchen for breakfast. Becky

0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.920
<v Speaker 1>proudly tells them that their waffles are ready, but when

0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.680
<v Speaker 1>she opens the waffle maker, they're spread out and much

0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:29.679
<v Speaker 1>the worst.

0:10:30.160 --> 0:10:32.520
<v Speaker 2>You just don't get the when you open the waffle

0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.319
<v Speaker 2>maker too quick, ruins everything.

0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you gotta wait till it's just browned.

0:10:37.200 --> 0:10:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Just yeah, Although she is dressed fabulously to be making waffles,

0:10:43.800 --> 0:10:45.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean I know they're heading out the door for

0:10:45.559 --> 0:10:47.800
<v Speaker 2>Wake Up San Francisco and that they get in wardrobe

0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:52.240
<v Speaker 2>before they leave the house. True, yeah, but I would

0:10:52.280 --> 0:10:54.120
<v Speaker 2>at least wear an apron. You know, it's a very

0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:54.640
<v Speaker 2>cute outfit.

0:10:54.760 --> 0:10:54.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't she wear an apron? Well, it's about fashion,

0:10:58.080 --> 0:11:02.960
<v Speaker 1>not function. Becky wants to look fabs, you know. But yeah,

0:11:02.960 --> 0:11:05.360
<v Speaker 1>this is a running gag with her. This Becky can't

0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:09.160
<v Speaker 1>cook trope right, Like, isn't this mentioned several times throughout

0:11:09.160 --> 0:11:12.280
<v Speaker 1>the series? Yah, yeah, I think so. So she tries

0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:13.880
<v Speaker 1>to make the best of it. She tells the guys

0:11:13.920 --> 0:11:16.560
<v Speaker 1>to grab a fork and it's all you can scrape.

0:11:17.520 --> 0:11:20.040
<v Speaker 1>Jesse decides he's in a serial mood this morning, and

0:11:20.120 --> 0:11:22.440
<v Speaker 1>Joey and Danny quickly agree. Making their way to the

0:11:22.440 --> 0:11:26.720
<v Speaker 1>dining table, Joey asks Danny how his blind date went

0:11:26.800 --> 0:11:30.320
<v Speaker 1>last night. Danny tells him not so good. We played

0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:33.120
<v Speaker 1>the old yes Your Age game and she guessed I

0:11:33.240 --> 0:11:36.959
<v Speaker 1>was thirty three. The nerve of that woman. Jesse breaks

0:11:36.960 --> 0:11:40.400
<v Speaker 1>it to him, you are thirty three, and Danny states

0:11:40.400 --> 0:11:43.840
<v Speaker 1>the obvious it's calmon courtesy to knock off four or

0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:47.440
<v Speaker 1>five years, and Joey chimes in maybe she thought she

0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:51.079
<v Speaker 1>did oh good bird, oh.

0:11:51.080 --> 0:11:55.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but also maybe I don't know, who knows, Yeah,

0:11:55.400 --> 0:11:55.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.720
<v Speaker 3>Thirty three very different in nineteen ninety one than it

0:11:58.720 --> 0:11:59.120
<v Speaker 3>does now.

0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:02.559
<v Speaker 1>It really, Bob always seemed older, like he always seemed

0:12:02.559 --> 0:12:04.120
<v Speaker 1>like he was in his forty like to us.

0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:09.200
<v Speaker 2>There's always that thing though of like everyone of a

0:12:09.240 --> 0:12:12.000
<v Speaker 2>certain age when you're young just seems like you're like, no,

0:12:12.240 --> 0:12:13.600
<v Speaker 2>they've they're at least forty.

0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:14.800
<v Speaker 3>Everyone's at least forty.

0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Forty, right, every everyone that's an adult is forty.

0:12:17.200 --> 0:12:20.840
<v Speaker 2>Rightly, because forty, you're like, that's over.

0:12:20.679 --> 0:12:23.720
<v Speaker 1>The hills, you know. Yeah, yeah, Well, and then Bob,

0:12:23.760 --> 0:12:26.559
<v Speaker 1>they dressed him kind of dowdy, you know, as Danny Tanners.

0:12:27.280 --> 0:12:31.439
<v Speaker 3>In nineties sort of. It was you were either like short,

0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:32.719
<v Speaker 3>half boot wearing.

0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:38.760
<v Speaker 2>You know, padded blazer, or you were kind of like

0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.920
<v Speaker 2>the Laura Ashley version which we will see later in

0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:47.440
<v Speaker 2>this episode where I am dressed like a doily, so

0:12:47.760 --> 0:12:48.240
<v Speaker 2>you know, but.

0:12:48.240 --> 0:12:49.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I fel like the hair.

0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.319
<v Speaker 2>Everything it wasn't nothing was like youthful about it.

0:12:51.320 --> 0:12:52.360
<v Speaker 3>It was all very like.

0:12:52.360 --> 0:12:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Sprayed, and yeah, it definitely trended towards older, but it's

0:12:57.960 --> 0:13:00.640
<v Speaker 1>the nineties. You know, it's only nineteen ninety one. There's

0:13:00.640 --> 0:13:03.320
<v Speaker 1>a lot of nineties left, yes, in this decade. So

0:13:03.440 --> 0:13:06.600
<v Speaker 1>Danny gives Joey a death stare, and Joey doubles down.

0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.880
<v Speaker 1>You do have a few gray hairs, and Danny argues

0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:12.760
<v Speaker 1>that he does not. Joey proves it by plucking out

0:13:12.800 --> 0:13:16.280
<v Speaker 1>the first gray hair that he sees. Jesse decides to

0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:18.320
<v Speaker 1>join in on the fund, plucking out another gray hair

0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:22.480
<v Speaker 1>that he spots. Then Becky walks by and plucks out another. Damn,

0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:24.880
<v Speaker 1>you're not supposed to do that, doesn't It isn't that

0:13:24.880 --> 0:13:27.480
<v Speaker 1>the Whole Wives tale that the hairs multiply if you

0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:28.240
<v Speaker 1>pluck one out.

0:13:28.280 --> 0:13:30.199
<v Speaker 3>I don't think that's how hair works.

0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.000
<v Speaker 1>Well I don't think so either, but that's what's Yeah,

0:13:33.280 --> 0:13:34.240
<v Speaker 1>that's what I was told.

0:13:34.360 --> 0:13:34.839
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know.

0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:38.400
<v Speaker 2>Otherwise I should have a lot more hair than I do,

0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:39.000
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean?

0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:40.199
<v Speaker 3>Not that I'm plucking.

0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't have any grays, But just if if, like

0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:46.760
<v Speaker 2>pulling one out was replicated more, I feel like every

0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.320
<v Speaker 2>time I combed my hair and just shedded that more

0:13:49.320 --> 0:13:50.880
<v Speaker 2>hair would be growing, like some sort of.

0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:54.959
<v Speaker 1>True first a pet. Well, okay, so maybe it's not true.

0:13:55.400 --> 0:13:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Did you know random? Oh oh god, did you know

0:13:58.920 --> 0:13:59.640
<v Speaker 1>you're channeling me?

0:13:59.760 --> 0:14:02.840
<v Speaker 3>You're in the office and random at your office.

0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:06.280
<v Speaker 1>Let's go random, tangent and probably maybe a little too

0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:10.160
<v Speaker 1>much information one of my Okay, so I do have

0:14:10.240 --> 0:14:13.040
<v Speaker 1>gray hair, and I get mine okay because I'm older

0:14:13.080 --> 0:14:18.000
<v Speaker 1>than you. But uh I found a grey eyelash. Huh,

0:14:18.360 --> 0:14:21.280
<v Speaker 1>I have a gray eyelash, but grant I put mass

0:14:21.280 --> 0:14:22.400
<v Speaker 1>scara on it, so you can't.

0:14:22.400 --> 0:14:24.440
<v Speaker 2>I will be honest. When you said this might be

0:14:24.480 --> 0:14:26.920
<v Speaker 2>too much information and you were like, I have a

0:14:26.960 --> 0:14:28.720
<v Speaker 2>g I was like, where are we going? Where are

0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:29.720
<v Speaker 2>we going? Yeah?

0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:31.960
<v Speaker 3>No, yeah, no, a great, I'll tell you.

0:14:31.960 --> 0:14:33.760
<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you that story off off air.

0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:37.560
<v Speaker 2>That is interesting though I've never I didn't know, I've

0:14:37.600 --> 0:14:39.000
<v Speaker 2>never seen eyelashes go gray.

0:14:40.040 --> 0:14:42.800
<v Speaker 1>I'm wondering if I'm going to get more gray eyelashes

0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:46.440
<v Speaker 1>or if it's just like one like the like a statement.

0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.440
<v Speaker 3>Like like one of those stripes, like those weird like.

0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:51.880
<v Speaker 1>Calleen, that newscaster that always had.

0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.479
<v Speaker 3>That right right, just one white stripe.

0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So maybe I was gonna stay like that, or

0:14:57.240 --> 0:15:00.360
<v Speaker 1>if I'm gonna have all gray eyelashes someday, I don't know.

0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.040
<v Speaker 2>Fascinating Leslie can get him tempted now though, so you'll

0:15:04.040 --> 0:15:07.760
<v Speaker 2>never know, yes, Adamton or see just Masscara, it's easy

0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.120
<v Speaker 2>to cover up if they start going great, leave him

0:15:10.120 --> 0:15:11.320
<v Speaker 2>for a minute, because I need to see what this

0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:15.240
<v Speaker 2>looks like. Yeah, just for my own personal edification.

0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll do that just for you, thank you, thank you. Okay.

0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:23.480
<v Speaker 1>So anyways, they've picked out Danny's gray hairs. They show

0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:27.080
<v Speaker 1>him their findings and he's not happy about this. He

0:15:27.160 --> 0:15:29.360
<v Speaker 1>tells them to leave the three hairs on the table

0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:33.320
<v Speaker 1>because he may need them for a hair transplant. Then

0:15:33.320 --> 0:15:37.080
<v Speaker 1>Michelle walks downstairs and says hello people. They all wish

0:15:37.160 --> 0:15:39.360
<v Speaker 1>her a good morning, and Danny decides it's a good

0:15:39.360 --> 0:15:43.040
<v Speaker 1>idea to ask her how old he looks. Michelle taps

0:15:43.040 --> 0:15:48.000
<v Speaker 1>her lips in concentration before declaring ninety two. Danny is

0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:50.440
<v Speaker 1>visibly hurt by this assumption and thanks his daughter for

0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:53.960
<v Speaker 1>the reality check. Come on, she's four, right, of course,

0:15:54.000 --> 0:15:55.080
<v Speaker 1>he's ninety two to her?

0:15:55.200 --> 0:15:58.040
<v Speaker 2>Right, you know, ninety two is thirty three, you know

0:15:58.080 --> 0:15:59.720
<v Speaker 2>what I mean? Like, you're like, I don't know it's

0:16:00.240 --> 0:16:00.880
<v Speaker 2>more than five?

0:16:01.200 --> 0:16:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Yes, he's older than the sisters, and that's all

0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:08.680
<v Speaker 1>that matters to Michelle. Michelle asks the guys if they

0:16:08.680 --> 0:16:14.040
<v Speaker 1>want to hear her graduation song. It was graduation, graduation,

0:16:14.960 --> 0:16:20.120
<v Speaker 1>graduation song, so cute, But Jesse's not interested. He doesn't

0:16:20.160 --> 0:16:23.600
<v Speaker 1>even pretend like he's interested. He tells her no offense,

0:16:23.640 --> 0:16:26.320
<v Speaker 1>But the Wheels on the Bus isn't exactly the coolest

0:16:26.480 --> 0:16:27.240
<v Speaker 1>song in the world.

0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:29.600
<v Speaker 3>You see, get over it. You live in a house

0:16:29.720 --> 0:16:30.400
<v Speaker 3>like the toddler.

0:16:31.120 --> 0:16:32.600
<v Speaker 1>I know she's a tallish it.

0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:35.920
<v Speaker 2>I will I will second him on the fact that

0:16:36.440 --> 0:16:40.360
<v Speaker 2>sometimes you're like, just don't say. I mean, I'm just

0:16:40.400 --> 0:16:43.680
<v Speaker 2>glad that my kids old for baby Shark, you know

0:16:43.720 --> 0:16:44.080
<v Speaker 2>what I mean?

0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:48.520
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, I get it. Sometimes you just don't want to.

0:16:48.520 --> 0:16:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Hear it because then it'll be in your head forever.

0:16:53.280 --> 0:17:00.240
<v Speaker 3>Now it's in mine.

0:17:02.240 --> 0:17:06.000
<v Speaker 1>So Michelle pouts and Jesse changes his tone, instantly telling

0:17:06.040 --> 0:17:09.760
<v Speaker 1>her hit it. Michelle sings Wheels on the bus, complete

0:17:09.760 --> 0:17:13.320
<v Speaker 1>with hand motions, and Jesse reluctantly follows along with her.

0:17:13.840 --> 0:17:17.480
<v Speaker 1>Then Michelle shouts everybody but the other adults don't sing along.

0:17:18.040 --> 0:17:20.199
<v Speaker 1>Joey suggests that she wait to sing that song in

0:17:20.240 --> 0:17:23.800
<v Speaker 1>the car with the other kids. Michelle nods with understanding,

0:17:23.920 --> 0:17:27.120
<v Speaker 1>and Jesse thanks Joey for the suggestion. Joey tells him,

0:17:27.200 --> 0:17:30.359
<v Speaker 1>no problem, it's your day to drive carpool, and then

0:17:30.400 --> 0:17:34.960
<v Speaker 1>he wheezes a laugh again. Jesse rolls his eyes. He

0:17:35.000 --> 0:17:36.800
<v Speaker 1>gets up and carries Michelle out the door, and she

0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:40.840
<v Speaker 1>sings wheels on the bus all the way out. Then

0:17:40.920 --> 0:17:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Stephan DJ run downstairs. Danny tries to redeem himself from

0:17:44.640 --> 0:17:48.520
<v Speaker 1>Michelle's previous guests and asks DJ how old he looks.

0:17:48.560 --> 0:17:49.480
<v Speaker 3>Don't ask a teenager.

0:17:49.520 --> 0:17:52.240
<v Speaker 2>They'll give you an even worse answer than a toddler,

0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:53.080
<v Speaker 2>except they'll meet.

0:17:53.160 --> 0:17:55.679
<v Speaker 3>They'll they'll know it's mean and think it's funny.

0:17:56.480 --> 0:18:00.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they'll answer it night, just to watch drop.

0:18:00.680 --> 0:18:03.800
<v Speaker 3>You know, yes, yeah, so DJ.

0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She gives it to him straight. I don't know

0:18:05.920 --> 0:18:09.199
<v Speaker 1>you're my dad. You look old, and Danny looks like

0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:12.479
<v Speaker 1>he's about to cry. Becky asks DJ how her speech

0:18:12.640 --> 0:18:16.040
<v Speaker 1>for graduation is going. She admits that the speech is fine,

0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:18.680
<v Speaker 1>she's just worried about speaking in front of three hundred people.

0:18:19.640 --> 0:18:21.919
<v Speaker 1>Joey tries to help her out, saying it's easier to

0:18:21.920 --> 0:18:24.760
<v Speaker 1>speak in front of big crowds if you picture everyone

0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:28.520
<v Speaker 1>in their underwear. I you never understand this. That would

0:18:28.520 --> 0:18:31.239
<v Speaker 1>be distracting to me, not right. I would be like,

0:18:31.440 --> 0:18:34.720
<v Speaker 1>my nerves, Why did you guys find clothes? Yeah? I don't.

0:18:35.000 --> 0:18:36.879
<v Speaker 1>I'd be concerned. I couldn't.

0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:40.240
<v Speaker 2>You would have I think secondhand embarrassment for all of

0:18:40.280 --> 0:18:41.320
<v Speaker 2>those people sitting in.

0:18:41.200 --> 0:18:42.560
<v Speaker 3>A theater naked.

0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:45.720
<v Speaker 2>Basically, so I feel like it wouldn't make me more

0:18:45.720 --> 0:18:50.120
<v Speaker 2>comfortable in the least. No no its, And then I'd

0:18:50.160 --> 0:18:52.000
<v Speaker 2>be like, why am I picturing people in their underwear?

0:18:52.000 --> 0:18:52.520
<v Speaker 1>Why can't I?

0:18:52.720 --> 0:18:53.640
<v Speaker 3>What's what's wrong?

0:18:53.960 --> 0:18:57.400
<v Speaker 1>Why am I doing what's wrong with me? Yes, this

0:18:57.440 --> 0:19:00.480
<v Speaker 1>is my advice. This is not sage advice, for sure,

0:19:00.480 --> 0:19:02.840
<v Speaker 1>but it's but it's.

0:19:02.720 --> 0:19:03.760
<v Speaker 3>I don't find it to be.

0:19:04.520 --> 0:19:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's not good advice. It's just typical. It's not right.

0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:10.080
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well yeah, there's a lot of that out there.

0:19:11.760 --> 0:19:15.880
<v Speaker 1>So DJ is confused by this. She says why, and

0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:19.160
<v Speaker 1>Joey shrugs, I don't know. It's just fun. Girls grab

0:19:19.200 --> 0:19:22.280
<v Speaker 1>their lunches and say goodbye. But before Steph leaves, she

0:19:22.400 --> 0:19:26.320
<v Speaker 1>asks her dad, why don't I get a graduation? Danny

0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:28.760
<v Speaker 1>assures her, oh, you will, but you're just going from

0:19:28.760 --> 0:19:34.840
<v Speaker 1>third grade to fourth grade. Stephanie's appalled. Just it so happens.

0:19:34.880 --> 0:19:39.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm going from lower elementary into upper elementary. I'll be

0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:42.960
<v Speaker 1>playing on a completely different playground with no monkey bars.

0:19:43.240 --> 0:19:47.440
<v Speaker 1>This is a very big deal. And nobody cares. How rude.

0:19:49.160 --> 0:19:53.040
<v Speaker 2>Really really bothering her righteous indignation.

0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:58.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, she's she's very upset about this and it

0:19:58.840 --> 0:19:59.760
<v Speaker 1>needs to be remedied.

0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:02.679
<v Speaker 2>And let me tell you, at the mention of monkey bars,

0:20:02.800 --> 0:20:05.720
<v Speaker 2>the callouses on my hands right here, I felt them

0:20:05.760 --> 0:20:08.119
<v Speaker 2>crack and could smell the metal on my hands, you know,

0:20:09.119 --> 0:20:13.200
<v Speaker 2>I was like just that sweaty metal and and and

0:20:13.240 --> 0:20:16.600
<v Speaker 2>they just they're like ripping right here, and they'd hurt.

0:20:16.760 --> 0:20:20.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the callouses appear instantly too. It's not like you

0:20:20.359 --> 0:20:24.920
<v Speaker 1>have to climb for a while. Instant. Oh, it's just right.

0:20:25.040 --> 0:20:25.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:20:25.320 --> 0:20:27.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and god forbid you do it on a hot day.

0:20:29.119 --> 0:20:29.720
<v Speaker 1>You'll learn that.

0:20:29.720 --> 0:20:30.400
<v Speaker 3>Lesson real quick.

0:20:30.480 --> 0:20:33.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yes, it's hazardous, it's hazardous.

0:20:33.840 --> 0:20:37.879
<v Speaker 2>But so yeah, but monkey bars, monkey bars, Like, if

0:20:37.880 --> 0:20:40.680
<v Speaker 2>I tried to do monkey bars today, I just fall.

0:20:41.720 --> 0:20:44.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, No, I I when there.

0:20:44.280 --> 0:20:47.000
<v Speaker 3>Was monkey bars to you know, monkey across.

0:20:49.440 --> 0:20:51.199
<v Speaker 1>No, I couldn't do that in fourth grade. And I

0:20:51.240 --> 0:20:52.280
<v Speaker 1>definitely can't do that now.

0:20:53.160 --> 0:20:54.800
<v Speaker 2>I used to flip upside down on them, you know,

0:20:54.840 --> 0:20:57.920
<v Speaker 2>you hook your knees and I'd be terrified now, like

0:20:57.960 --> 0:20:58.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna break my neck?

0:20:59.680 --> 0:21:01.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, how did you not break your neck? Like

0:21:01.880 --> 0:21:03.800
<v Speaker 1>you're the most clumsy person I know?

0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Only walking walking on usually my biggest struggle because it's

0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:12.240
<v Speaker 2>like this is simple, and so I check out and

0:21:12.240 --> 0:21:12.760
<v Speaker 2>and I'm.

0:21:12.560 --> 0:21:14.320
<v Speaker 3>Not like present and doing something else.

0:21:14.800 --> 0:21:17.520
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's why. That's that's that explains.

0:21:17.640 --> 0:21:20.840
<v Speaker 2>But when I'm dancing, like, I'm fine, sure, when I

0:21:21.280 --> 0:21:24.720
<v Speaker 2>dance nothing, you know, it's because every I'm fully engaged.

0:21:24.240 --> 0:21:25.879
<v Speaker 3>And present in myself.

0:21:27.400 --> 0:21:29.840
<v Speaker 1>But walking you're walking, I'm like, I'm using that.

0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:32.439
<v Speaker 2>That's just thinking time for where I'm going to be

0:21:32.600 --> 0:21:35.440
<v Speaker 2>and what just happened, and not where I'm going.

0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:39.639
<v Speaker 1>This this makes a lot of sense. This explains a

0:21:39.640 --> 0:21:44.120
<v Speaker 1>lot about you, Tody so much so. Stephanie storms out,

0:21:44.119 --> 0:21:48.000
<v Speaker 1>and Danny's size, Oh man, I am getting old. DJ's

0:21:48.000 --> 0:21:51.960
<v Speaker 1>graduating junior high, Michelle's graduating preschool, and stuff is about

0:21:52.000 --> 0:21:54.480
<v Speaker 1>to go to a playground with no monkey bars. Like

0:21:54.600 --> 0:21:56.320
<v Speaker 1>he reminds him, this is all a part of life,

0:21:56.840 --> 0:21:59.600
<v Speaker 1>and Joey nods in agreement. Yeah, pretty soon, the girls

0:21:59.600 --> 0:22:02.879
<v Speaker 1>will move out, get married, have kids. Before you know it,

0:22:02.920 --> 0:22:05.080
<v Speaker 1>you'll be old, bald and alone.

0:22:05.320 --> 0:22:08.119
<v Speaker 3>Joey's killing it is really, he's really on.

0:22:08.560 --> 0:22:09.960
<v Speaker 1>He's just on a jag.

0:22:11.440 --> 0:22:12.760
<v Speaker 3>Off, you know.

0:22:15.160 --> 0:22:17.119
<v Speaker 1>He pats Danny on the chest and tells him to

0:22:17.119 --> 0:22:18.840
<v Speaker 1>have a nice day, and he walks out.

0:22:20.520 --> 0:22:23.680
<v Speaker 2>Payback, right, Yeah, I don't know what Danny did or said,

0:22:23.720 --> 0:22:24.480
<v Speaker 2>but Joey was.

0:22:24.920 --> 0:22:26.200
<v Speaker 1>That was Joey mad.

0:22:26.680 --> 0:22:27.680
<v Speaker 3>That was angry Joey.

0:22:27.960 --> 0:22:33.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. There's no mercy whatsoever. Next we

0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:36.439
<v Speaker 1>are on the set of Wake Up San Francisco. Danny

0:22:36.440 --> 0:22:39.359
<v Speaker 1>and Becky are joined by a fitness instructor on the show,

0:22:39.840 --> 0:22:43.439
<v Speaker 1>and lucky for them, they're doing jumping jacks, but Danny

0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:45.480
<v Speaker 1>hasn't quite mastered the movement yet.

0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:49.720
<v Speaker 2>Bless Laurie for having to be jumping around and doing

0:22:49.760 --> 0:22:50.600
<v Speaker 2>aerobics in.

0:22:50.600 --> 0:22:52.320
<v Speaker 3>An eighties you know.

0:22:53.600 --> 0:22:55.240
<v Speaker 2>I mean not like she didn't pull it, like she

0:22:55.359 --> 0:22:58.160
<v Speaker 2>was fine, but still I would just hate I would

0:22:58.160 --> 0:22:58.560
<v Speaker 2>hate it.

0:22:58.760 --> 0:23:01.080
<v Speaker 1>I know, you get so conscious and she was just

0:23:01.119 --> 0:23:04.960
<v Speaker 1>wearing like an eighties workout gear in the Shape Up episode.

0:23:04.560 --> 0:23:07.960
<v Speaker 3>Right, that's right, how we have we've prepped for this before.

0:23:08.119 --> 0:23:11.200
<v Speaker 2>That's right, I forgot We've prepped for never mind, I

0:23:11.240 --> 0:23:13.520
<v Speaker 2>don't feel the second time it's old.

0:23:15.400 --> 0:23:19.560
<v Speaker 1>She's used to this torture. By now, Becky thanks the instructor,

0:23:19.800 --> 0:23:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Jerry Jacobs, and promotes his new home workout video, Body

0:23:24.000 --> 0:23:27.360
<v Speaker 1>by Jair. Jerry Mutt reminds the host that the most

0:23:27.400 --> 0:23:31.399
<v Speaker 1>important thing to do after every workout is stretch. He

0:23:31.480 --> 0:23:37.600
<v Speaker 1>looks right at Danny and adds especially for us older guys. Right, Danny, Damn, Danny.

0:23:37.280 --> 0:23:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't I better? Joe Joey paid him to say that.

0:23:39.400 --> 0:23:41.280
<v Speaker 2>Joe's like twenty bucks here.

0:23:41.600 --> 0:23:44.520
<v Speaker 1>What are the odds? Right? So Joey took the ten

0:23:44.560 --> 0:23:46.320
<v Speaker 1>bucks from last episode.

0:23:45.800 --> 0:23:48.800
<v Speaker 3>And this ry like, I'm gonna put that to good use.

0:23:51.280 --> 0:23:55.160
<v Speaker 1>So Danny doesn't know how to respond. He breathlessly asks, older,

0:23:55.680 --> 0:23:57.480
<v Speaker 1>what do you mean? How old do I look? Do

0:23:57.520 --> 0:24:01.440
<v Speaker 1>I have any gray hairs? As Jerry his scalp, Becky

0:24:01.520 --> 0:24:04.280
<v Speaker 1>signs them off. Join us tomorrow and wake up San Francisco.

0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:08.119
<v Speaker 1>As we watched, Danny age gracefully. She's just trying to

0:24:08.160 --> 0:24:10.720
<v Speaker 1>keep the show together. You know. She's like, oh boy,

0:24:11.560 --> 0:24:13.720
<v Speaker 1>how do we get out? How do I outro out

0:24:13.720 --> 0:24:19.840
<v Speaker 1>of this awkward? Awkward segment. So after they wrap, Danny

0:24:19.920 --> 0:24:22.000
<v Speaker 1>tells one of the crew members that he needs more

0:24:22.040 --> 0:24:25.440
<v Speaker 1>makeup under his eyes next time he looks tired or something.

0:24:26.520 --> 0:24:29.280
<v Speaker 1>Then a PA runs out onto the set and tells

0:24:29.359 --> 0:24:32.719
<v Speaker 1>Danny he had a great show. He thanks her. Her

0:24:32.760 --> 0:24:36.679
<v Speaker 1>name is Kirsten, and she also thanks him because Danny

0:24:36.880 --> 0:24:39.400
<v Speaker 1>is the one who let her do this college internship

0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:42.960
<v Speaker 1>on the show. She admits she was surprised during that

0:24:43.080 --> 0:24:46.840
<v Speaker 1>exercise segment. Danny wentzys, Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't done

0:24:46.920 --> 0:24:50.320
<v Speaker 1>squat thrusts since grade school, and she laughs and tells

0:24:50.359 --> 0:24:52.720
<v Speaker 1>him I meant when he called you an older guy,

0:24:53.000 --> 0:24:55.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean you can't be more than what twenty seven

0:24:55.280 --> 0:25:01.119
<v Speaker 1>twenty eight. Danny is hooked immediately. He casually spawns I

0:25:01.119 --> 0:25:04.640
<v Speaker 1>guess I could be, but who'd believe it? Huh. Kirsten

0:25:04.680 --> 0:25:07.199
<v Speaker 1>goes on to say he presents such an aura of

0:25:07.480 --> 0:25:11.520
<v Speaker 1>wisdom and maturity. Danny tells her she is spot on.

0:25:12.600 --> 0:25:16.600
<v Speaker 1>Kirsten laughs and blurts out, you are so cute, and

0:25:16.640 --> 0:25:19.199
<v Speaker 1>then she tells Danny she better get back to class,

0:25:19.320 --> 0:25:22.600
<v Speaker 1>and she starts to walk away. Danny tells her to

0:25:22.600 --> 0:25:25.520
<v Speaker 1>wait up. He asks, if you're not doing anything tonight,

0:25:25.840 --> 0:25:30.040
<v Speaker 1>maybe you and I could like hang out. Kirsten squeals, cool,

0:25:30.400 --> 0:25:34.520
<v Speaker 1>do you like slaughter? Danny pauses and responds, I'm basically

0:25:34.560 --> 0:25:39.399
<v Speaker 1>non violent, and Kirsten clarifies slaughter at the band. Danny

0:25:39.400 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 1>plays it off. Of course, of course I know. I'm

0:25:41.520 --> 0:25:44.720
<v Speaker 1>a major slaughter head.

0:25:44.760 --> 0:25:46.360
<v Speaker 2>No one in this family just be like, no, I've

0:25:46.359 --> 0:25:49.240
<v Speaker 2>never heard of them. You know, Jay does it, Danny

0:25:49.320 --> 0:25:52.400
<v Speaker 2>does it. Everyone is just like, yeah, no, this isn't

0:25:52.400 --> 0:25:54.520
<v Speaker 2>gonna bite me any at all. I totally know.

0:25:54.480 --> 0:25:58.280
<v Speaker 1>What this is, right, No, No one's honest, like everyone

0:25:58.359 --> 0:26:01.240
<v Speaker 1>has to go along with they know nothing about.

0:26:01.240 --> 0:26:03.840
<v Speaker 3>It's evolved very much a show.

0:26:05.080 --> 0:26:12.000
<v Speaker 1>So literally, yeah, it's a sitcom. It's a misunderstanding. Yep. Uh.

0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:14.920
<v Speaker 1>So Kirsten is so excited she has tickets for tonight.

0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:17.400
<v Speaker 1>She says she'll pick him up after her last class

0:26:17.440 --> 0:26:21.480
<v Speaker 1>and he can be her date. Danny smiles, Awesome.

0:26:21.359 --> 0:26:24.160
<v Speaker 3>This feels like a Humge problem with hr.

0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:27.119
<v Speaker 2>The second she was like, oh, thanks for letting me

0:26:27.160 --> 0:26:29.040
<v Speaker 2>do my college internship on the show.

0:26:29.480 --> 0:26:31.320
<v Speaker 3>So Danny's the one responsible for it.

0:26:31.359 --> 0:26:35.000
<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm this feels weird. Yeah, yeah, I

0:26:35.040 --> 0:26:35.879
<v Speaker 1>get it. I get it.

0:26:36.359 --> 0:26:38.760
<v Speaker 3>But poor Danny. He's just he's having a vulnerable moment.

0:26:38.920 --> 0:26:39.119
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:26:39.440 --> 0:26:40.520
<v Speaker 3>Everyone has just told.

0:26:40.400 --> 0:26:44.600
<v Speaker 1>Me old, Yeah, he's having a pre midlife crisis. He's

0:26:44.680 --> 0:26:47.679
<v Speaker 1>just wanting to I don't know. Yeah, he's wanted to

0:26:47.720 --> 0:26:51.080
<v Speaker 1>capture his youth. And this girl has flattered her quite

0:26:51.080 --> 0:26:55.359
<v Speaker 1>a bit. So next we are in Michelle's classroom. Michelle

0:26:55.400 --> 0:26:57.359
<v Speaker 1>and her classmates are singing wheels on the bus with

0:26:57.400 --> 0:27:01.560
<v Speaker 1>their teacher, Missus Manning, when Uncle Jesse walks in. When

0:27:01.600 --> 0:27:03.840
<v Speaker 1>he hears the song, he tries to sneak back out,

0:27:04.080 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>but Missus Manning spots him. The kids all yell hi,

0:27:07.520 --> 0:27:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Uncle Jesse. Jesse explains he's a little early to pick

0:27:11.320 --> 0:27:13.320
<v Speaker 1>up Michelle, but he can just wait in the corner,

0:27:13.440 --> 0:27:17.600
<v Speaker 1>quiet as a mouse. But Missus Manning has other plans.

0:27:18.160 --> 0:27:21.120
<v Speaker 1>She brings Jesse over to the magic carpet and asks

0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:24.960
<v Speaker 1>if he likes their graduation song. Jesse says, oh, it's okay,

0:27:25.480 --> 0:27:28.080
<v Speaker 1>but Michelle calls his bluff in front of everyone. You

0:27:28.160 --> 0:27:29.280
<v Speaker 1>said it was not cool.

0:27:29.960 --> 0:27:33.560
<v Speaker 3>Michelle's honest, at least, she's very honest.

0:27:35.119 --> 0:27:37.640
<v Speaker 1>She's over her lying phase and she's all right now.

0:27:37.680 --> 0:27:41.840
<v Speaker 2>She's either brutally honest or just feeding you a line.

0:27:41.960 --> 0:27:44.200
<v Speaker 3>You know, there's no in between.

0:27:44.000 --> 0:27:49.160
<v Speaker 1>There's no middle ground. Yep. Jesse sighs, all right, I'm busted.

0:27:49.640 --> 0:27:53.160
<v Speaker 1>The song is a loser. So Missus Manning tells her students,

0:27:53.600 --> 0:27:57.320
<v Speaker 1>perhaps uncle Jesse can teach us a song that's a winner.

0:27:58.920 --> 0:28:01.560
<v Speaker 1>Well done, Missus Manning, well done.

0:28:02.800 --> 0:28:06.240
<v Speaker 3>All right, you bet Jesse, you and your big ideas.

0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:10.680
<v Speaker 1>I love it. Jesse quickly shuts this idea down, saying

0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:13.720
<v Speaker 1>he's too busy for that. He suggests they just pick

0:28:13.760 --> 0:28:17.720
<v Speaker 1>a cool song, and Aaron sneers, I bet you don't

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:21.280
<v Speaker 1>know any cool songs. Jesse argues that he knows millions

0:28:21.280 --> 0:28:24.560
<v Speaker 1>of them, so Aaron tells him to name one. Jesse

0:28:24.680 --> 0:28:28.000
<v Speaker 1>says Viva Las Vegas, and Aaron states, never heard of it.

0:28:28.920 --> 0:28:32.439
<v Speaker 1>Aaron tells Michelle, your uncle's a monkey head, and Michelle

0:28:32.520 --> 0:28:34.800
<v Speaker 1>argues he's not a monkey head. He knows lots of

0:28:34.840 --> 0:28:35.520
<v Speaker 1>cool songs.

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:36.600
<v Speaker 3>Also by the Monkeys.

0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:37.119
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:28:37.280 --> 0:28:39.320
<v Speaker 2>Maybe he's a monkey head, maybe you know what I mean.

0:28:39.360 --> 0:28:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Maybe he's just really into monkeys.

0:28:43.000 --> 0:28:45.440
<v Speaker 1>I love the monkeys. That was another that was my

0:28:45.640 --> 0:28:48.400
<v Speaker 1>pre New Kids on the Block. Yeah, I loved the monkeys.

0:28:48.440 --> 0:28:49.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm all about you, boy, band.

0:28:49.760 --> 0:28:52.640
<v Speaker 2>Do you get really excited when you see them at

0:28:52.720 --> 0:28:53.200
<v Speaker 2>Jeff's then?

0:28:54.280 --> 0:28:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, Mickey, Yeah, yeah I did. I never met him,

0:28:57.000 --> 0:28:58.720
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, no, I did see him from afar.

0:28:58.840 --> 0:29:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, now that I know this information, just wait, well,

0:29:04.960 --> 0:29:07.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean I think most of them have passed on. Yeah,

0:29:07.920 --> 0:29:09.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't think the chances of me telling anything to

0:29:09.800 --> 0:29:11.120
<v Speaker 2>them is probably pretty slim.

0:29:11.120 --> 0:29:14.880
<v Speaker 1>But probably Mickey's still around. Yeah, yeah, he's still around.

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:19.520
<v Speaker 2>It's Jeff party. I'm watch out, Michael, here comes Mackey.

0:29:20.640 --> 0:29:24.320
<v Speaker 1>It's it's that's you know, Jeff's. That's part of the

0:29:24.320 --> 0:29:26.640
<v Speaker 1>fever dream of going to a Jeff Franklin party is

0:29:26.640 --> 0:29:29.600
<v Speaker 1>that there's just random musicians and acts like people you

0:29:29.600 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 1>would never expect to be there. It was like Mickey Dolans, like.

0:29:32.200 --> 0:29:34.520
<v Speaker 2>The night of the Small Dinner when Mickey it was

0:29:34.560 --> 0:29:35.800
<v Speaker 2>Mickey Dolan's and I'm.

0:29:35.640 --> 0:29:38.680
<v Speaker 1>Sitting there was like twelve or fourteen of us.

0:29:38.560 --> 0:29:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Around the table, including Mickey Dolans, Bobby Brown, Tom Jones,

0:29:44.040 --> 0:29:46.440
<v Speaker 2>and Priscilla Presley, who I was sitting next.

0:29:46.240 --> 0:29:49.240
<v Speaker 1>To, and I was like, I don't I don't.

0:29:49.040 --> 0:29:52.920
<v Speaker 2>Know joke right, Yeah, they all of these people walk

0:29:52.960 --> 0:29:55.840
<v Speaker 2>into Jeff's house and then yeah, and then comedy ensues.

0:29:55.920 --> 0:29:58.080
<v Speaker 1>It was it was great, It was great. It's just

0:29:58.560 --> 0:30:00.960
<v Speaker 1>a legendary, legendary.

0:30:01.720 --> 0:30:02.800
<v Speaker 3>Back to the monkey Head.

0:30:03.680 --> 0:30:06.479
<v Speaker 1>So back to the Monkeyhead. Aaron and Michelle argue back

0:30:06.520 --> 0:30:08.880
<v Speaker 1>and forth, and Jesse joins in on arguing with the

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:13.440
<v Speaker 1>preschooler as well. He's nothing if not mature, right. He

0:30:13.520 --> 0:30:15.440
<v Speaker 1>lets his stubbornness get the best of him when he

0:30:15.520 --> 0:30:19.520
<v Speaker 1>eventually volunteers to teach the kids a cool song. Missus

0:30:19.520 --> 0:30:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Manning and the kids cheer for Uncle Jesse and he sighs,

0:30:23.240 --> 0:30:26.240
<v Speaker 1>just call me Uncle monkey Head. The kids do as

0:30:26.240 --> 0:30:29.920
<v Speaker 1>they're told, shouting Uncle monkey Head at the top of

0:30:29.960 --> 0:30:33.160
<v Speaker 1>their lungs. Even Missus Manning calls him the silly nickname

0:30:33.320 --> 0:30:35.560
<v Speaker 1>and tells the kids that Uncle monkey Head will be

0:30:35.640 --> 0:30:39.800
<v Speaker 1>helping with their graduation show. Look what she got into, Jesse,

0:30:39.960 --> 0:30:41.800
<v Speaker 1>Look what you did well because you were a little

0:30:41.800 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 1>too honest with your opinions. The kids give a rowdy

0:30:46.640 --> 0:30:49.560
<v Speaker 1>round of applause, and then Aaron stands up and shouts

0:30:49.720 --> 0:30:52.600
<v Speaker 1>yet the monkey Head and the preschooler's run up to

0:30:52.640 --> 0:30:55.800
<v Speaker 1>Jesse and attack him. He breaks free from the monkey

0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:58.320
<v Speaker 1>pile for a second to remind the children to watch

0:30:58.400 --> 0:31:04.680
<v Speaker 1>the monkey hair. Huh huh. Next, in the living room,

0:31:05.160 --> 0:31:08.240
<v Speaker 1>Danny is jumping around singing rock and roll all night

0:31:08.760 --> 0:31:12.200
<v Speaker 1>while sporting a neon outfit that still has the tags

0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:18.680
<v Speaker 1>on it. He's dressed, He's ready for Slaughterhouse. The doorbell rings,

0:31:18.880 --> 0:31:22.320
<v Speaker 1>Danny happily answers it, and Kirsten walks in, wearing a

0:31:22.360 --> 0:31:26.200
<v Speaker 1>leather skirt and a red leather jacket with fringe. She

0:31:26.280 --> 0:31:29.560
<v Speaker 1>compliments Danny's pants and he said he's had them for years,

0:31:30.480 --> 0:31:33.240
<v Speaker 1>but she notices the price tag on the pants, and

0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:35.959
<v Speaker 1>Danny lies, oh, I got a good deal and I'm

0:31:36.040 --> 0:31:39.880
<v Speaker 1>darn proud of it. She laughs, and he enthusiastically says,

0:31:40.240 --> 0:31:46.160
<v Speaker 1>let's go get slaughterized. Lets nerds. He's so nerdy, right,

0:31:47.760 --> 0:31:50.560
<v Speaker 1>but she's buying it. I guess she loves it, like

0:31:50.600 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 1>this is her jam. She likes nerdy men.

0:31:55.320 --> 0:31:59.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, it's great other than the HR thing, but whatever.

0:32:00.120 --> 0:32:03.280
<v Speaker 1>Right, you know, we're ignoring the red flags for right now.

0:32:04.440 --> 0:32:06.520
<v Speaker 1>Kirsten asks if she can use the bathroom real quick

0:32:06.560 --> 0:32:09.400
<v Speaker 1>to do her hair check, and as she's running away,

0:32:09.400 --> 0:32:12.360
<v Speaker 1>she mentions, oh, my tickets fell through, but don't worry.

0:32:12.520 --> 0:32:15.760
<v Speaker 1>I know an usher who can sneak us in. Danny's

0:32:15.760 --> 0:32:18.680
<v Speaker 1>immediate response is, won't we get in trouble? But when

0:32:18.760 --> 0:32:21.400
<v Speaker 1>Kirsten gives him a confused look, he clarifies, I mean,

0:32:21.880 --> 0:32:25.320
<v Speaker 1>I hope so, because I live for trouble. Huh. She

0:32:25.520 --> 0:32:27.600
<v Speaker 1>screams with excitement and then runs away.

0:32:28.240 --> 0:32:32.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm not being judgy, but the way she ran, well,

0:32:32.880 --> 0:32:34.280
<v Speaker 2>and I know it's part of the character.

0:32:34.320 --> 0:32:35.880
<v Speaker 3>They're like trying to make her look like a child,

0:32:36.000 --> 0:32:36.880
<v Speaker 3>but could.

0:32:36.760 --> 0:32:40.680
<v Speaker 2>You imagine running that way through someone's house that you're

0:32:40.720 --> 0:32:41.360
<v Speaker 2>on a date with.

0:32:41.600 --> 0:32:44.960
<v Speaker 1>Its like you're she's running to the playground.

0:32:45.480 --> 0:32:47.840
<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, you're like, you're running to the playground.

0:32:48.240 --> 0:32:51.640
<v Speaker 2>Like it made us a kind of an uncomfortable situation.

0:32:51.400 --> 0:32:55.880
<v Speaker 1>Even more so where you were like, yeah, you're really deadly, right.

0:32:55.960 --> 0:32:57.840
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I know they wanted that was sort of

0:32:57.880 --> 0:33:01.920
<v Speaker 3>the point, but for me, it just I'm like, are

0:33:01.920 --> 0:33:02.680
<v Speaker 3>you okay?

0:33:02.960 --> 0:33:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Do you know how to run? Or d you know Danny?

0:33:08.480 --> 0:33:10.880
<v Speaker 1>You know, Danny's you know what he's blinded by.

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:12.840
<v Speaker 3>Danny is just as gangly.

0:33:13.040 --> 0:33:15.280
<v Speaker 2>So really this could be actually a match made in

0:33:15.280 --> 0:33:17.720
<v Speaker 2>heaven because I mean, you see Danny run, I'm sure

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:19.080
<v Speaker 2>he looks much the same.

0:33:19.600 --> 0:33:20.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we've seen him dance before.

0:33:21.680 --> 0:33:24.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, shooting and everybody this could be that, they could

0:33:25.000 --> 0:33:31.360
<v Speaker 2>they might be fine. It's like those blowlatable flailing arm guys. Yes,

0:33:33.000 --> 0:33:35.360
<v Speaker 2>so that's there's I think it's a family guy episode.

0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:41.080
<v Speaker 2>The wacky flailing inflatable arm whatever. It's like a whole yeah, anyway,

0:33:41.120 --> 0:33:41.720
<v Speaker 2>it's so great.

0:33:41.760 --> 0:33:44.480
<v Speaker 3>I used to have one on my do not like

0:33:44.480 --> 0:33:46.720
<v Speaker 3>a six foot tall one, but like a yeah.

0:33:47.080 --> 0:33:49.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I had a giant Yeah, just.

0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:52.120
<v Speaker 2>A giant, six foot tall, wacky, waving and flavable arm

0:33:52.160 --> 0:33:53.240
<v Speaker 2>guy just on my desk.

0:33:54.160 --> 0:33:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Well, you have high ceilings in here, so true. So

0:33:58.000 --> 0:34:01.400
<v Speaker 1>Danny is alone in the living room, so he starts

0:34:01.440 --> 0:34:04.680
<v Speaker 1>to dance and sing again. When the entire family walks

0:34:04.680 --> 0:34:07.600
<v Speaker 1>in the front door to witness this, he looks at

0:34:07.600 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 1>them flustered and asks, what are you people doing home

0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:13.600
<v Speaker 1>so early? You're supposed to be out eating dinner. Joey says,

0:34:13.640 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 1>they don't call it fast food for nothing. Dj asks

0:34:17.000 --> 0:34:20.040
<v Speaker 1>her dad, aren't you going on a date tonight? And

0:34:20.120 --> 0:34:22.760
<v Speaker 1>Jesse chimes in and have you looked in a mirror?

0:34:24.040 --> 0:34:27.319
<v Speaker 1>Danny nervously asks, what is this the third degree? You're

0:34:27.360 --> 0:34:29.759
<v Speaker 1>not even supposed to be here. He quickly tries to

0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:32.640
<v Speaker 1>rush them into the kitchen for dessert, but Kirsten runs

0:34:32.680 --> 0:34:35.560
<v Speaker 1>out of the bathroom just in time to meet them

0:34:35.600 --> 0:34:41.160
<v Speaker 1>all blailing away. She says, hi everybody, and they all

0:34:41.160 --> 0:34:44.000
<v Speaker 1>look at her with utter confusion. As they say hi,

0:34:45.040 --> 0:34:47.520
<v Speaker 1>Michelle asks, are you here to play with DJ?

0:34:48.640 --> 0:34:50.200
<v Speaker 3>So uncomfortable?

0:34:52.360 --> 0:34:57.480
<v Speaker 1>Awkward? Wow, that's such a kid thing to do to

0:34:57.560 --> 0:34:58.240
<v Speaker 1>say what.

0:35:00.320 --> 0:35:00.440
<v Speaker 2>It?

0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:01.000
<v Speaker 1>But right?

0:35:01.800 --> 0:35:02.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:35:02.040 --> 0:35:03.800
<v Speaker 1>I was like, and we know that.

0:35:03.920 --> 0:35:07.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Michelle's brutally on and she holds back nothing. She's

0:35:07.960 --> 0:35:10.000
<v Speaker 2>not in lier mode right now. She's in I'm gonna

0:35:10.040 --> 0:35:11.120
<v Speaker 2>tell you everything mode.

0:35:11.520 --> 0:35:15.319
<v Speaker 1>Brutal honesty. Yes, Danny decides it's time to interrupt, so

0:35:15.360 --> 0:35:18.160
<v Speaker 1>he tells Michelle, no, she's here to play with me.

0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:24.320
<v Speaker 1>Sus keep getting worse and worse. He introduces the family

0:35:24.360 --> 0:35:27.920
<v Speaker 1>to Kirsten his date, and Kimmy asks, where are you

0:35:27.960 --> 0:35:28.399
<v Speaker 1>taking her?

0:35:28.600 --> 0:35:34.080
<v Speaker 2>Chuckie cheese, Damn Kimmy, damn brutal.

0:35:35.120 --> 0:35:37.359
<v Speaker 1>I got so much satisfaction out of that berry. Oh

0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:41.760
<v Speaker 1>it is good. I loved it. Kirsten tells them Danny

0:35:41.760 --> 0:35:45.440
<v Speaker 1>and I are sneaking into the Slaughter concert. DJ's eyes

0:35:45.440 --> 0:35:49.640
<v Speaker 1>go wide, Dad, You're gonna see slaughter you're so lucky.

0:35:50.520 --> 0:35:53.239
<v Speaker 1>And to make him squirm, Jesse asks Danny what his

0:35:53.440 --> 0:35:58.920
<v Speaker 1>favorite Slaughter song is. Danny hesitates before saying, oh, I

0:35:59.040 --> 0:36:01.759
<v Speaker 1>like their early stuff. But Kimmy breaks it to him.

0:36:01.920 --> 0:36:04.720
<v Speaker 1>Nice try, mister, t that they only have one album.

0:36:05.840 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Danny glares at her as he explains, I meant early

0:36:08.480 --> 0:36:11.680
<v Speaker 1>in their album first side, first cut, and then he

0:36:11.719 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 1>tells Aj to take Kimmy up in her room to

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:17.719
<v Speaker 1>work on the graduation speech. He's just like, go away,

0:36:17.800 --> 0:36:20.759
<v Speaker 1>yeah anyway. By then, Danny tells Michelle to go up

0:36:20.800 --> 0:36:23.200
<v Speaker 1>to her room and work on her graduation song. He

0:36:23.200 --> 0:36:25.959
<v Speaker 1>gets to Stephanie and draws a blank, so she tells

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:28.279
<v Speaker 1>him what she's gonna do. I'll go upstairs and think

0:36:28.280 --> 0:36:31.279
<v Speaker 1>about how everybody else gets a graduation and I get

0:36:31.400 --> 0:36:35.600
<v Speaker 1>dittaly squat. Such a middle child that is holding this grudge.

0:36:35.880 --> 0:36:36.520
<v Speaker 1>Just a middle child.

0:36:36.600 --> 0:36:39.200
<v Speaker 3>She's constantly overlooked. This child has moved into the bathroom.

0:36:39.239 --> 0:36:43.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is a kid who is you know, just

0:36:44.360 --> 0:36:46.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean, she gets overlooked, but someone who at least

0:36:46.600 --> 0:36:48.960
<v Speaker 2>pays a little attention to her. And again Michelle is

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:52.719
<v Speaker 2>just rolling solo, you know. So Steph is the kind

0:36:52.760 --> 0:36:54.480
<v Speaker 2>of the next step after that.

0:36:55.280 --> 0:36:57.799
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, no, she's she has a right to be

0:36:57.840 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 1>holding a grudge, to be cranky about absolutely. Danny motions

0:37:02.920 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 1>his date towards the front door, and Joey follows after them.

0:37:06.440 --> 0:37:10.200
<v Speaker 1>He impersonates Walter Brennan, saying do kids run along now?

0:37:10.239 --> 0:37:14.520
<v Speaker 1>And by golly have fun. Kirsten gasps, hey, great, Ronald Reagan.

0:37:14.600 --> 0:37:16.440
<v Speaker 1>They look at her in disbelief, and Danny has to

0:37:16.440 --> 0:37:19.680
<v Speaker 1>break the news that he was actually doing Walter Brennan,

0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:24.400
<v Speaker 1>complete with the little limp and the yep the country

0:37:24.400 --> 0:37:28.600
<v Speaker 1>bumpkin stuff. Kirsten nods, Oh, well, anyway, we won't be

0:37:28.640 --> 0:37:30.239
<v Speaker 1>out too late. I have to be back at the

0:37:30.280 --> 0:37:34.280
<v Speaker 1>sorority house by twelve thirty, and Jesse jokingly extends Danny's

0:37:34.280 --> 0:37:37.840
<v Speaker 1>curfew to twelve forty five. Danny puts on a smile

0:37:37.920 --> 0:37:39.200
<v Speaker 1>and says, wow on a school night.

0:37:39.440 --> 0:37:39.880
<v Speaker 3>Gee.

0:37:39.880 --> 0:37:43.080
<v Speaker 1>Thanks. He tells Kirsten how much these guys love to

0:37:43.160 --> 0:37:45.720
<v Speaker 1>joke around, but when she's out of earshot, he turns

0:37:45.719 --> 0:37:49.160
<v Speaker 1>to them and threatens I'll get you for this when

0:37:49.160 --> 0:37:52.720
<v Speaker 1>they're gone. Joey turns to Becky and Jesse, asking Reagan.

0:37:54.040 --> 0:37:58.120
<v Speaker 3>I mean she wasn't up on the Walter Brennan trivia.

0:37:58.360 --> 0:38:01.400
<v Speaker 1>No, well, no, she's too young. It's not not her generation,

0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:04.280
<v Speaker 1>that's she, but she knows Reagan's regular.

0:38:04.360 --> 0:38:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Sure you know everyone here is like, yeah, who doesn't

0:38:07.280 --> 0:38:08.439
<v Speaker 2>know Walter Brennan.

0:38:09.920 --> 0:38:11.959
<v Speaker 1>Right, especially people under the age of thirty.

0:38:12.040 --> 0:38:20.640
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:38:20.680 --> 0:38:24.080
<v Speaker 1>Next, we are at the preschool graduation. Everyone is in

0:38:24.120 --> 0:38:29.480
<v Speaker 1>their seats. Steph comments, so this is preschool graduation? Did

0:38:29.480 --> 0:38:31.640
<v Speaker 1>I mention I never got one. I never got a

0:38:31.719 --> 0:38:36.080
<v Speaker 1>kindergarten graduation either, and DJ responds, Well, the important thing

0:38:36.160 --> 0:38:37.080
<v Speaker 1>is you're not bitter.

0:38:37.680 --> 0:38:37.879
<v Speaker 2>Eh.

0:38:37.920 --> 0:38:40.560
<v Speaker 3>Why damn she got a k was that she got

0:38:40.560 --> 0:38:41.600
<v Speaker 3>a kindergarten graduation?

0:38:41.680 --> 0:38:45.040
<v Speaker 1>Why is she got a kindergarten? Yeah, because nobody showed up.

0:38:45.120 --> 0:38:48.200
<v Speaker 1>They forgot. Yeah, maybe they forgot to bring her to

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:48.759
<v Speaker 1>school that day.

0:38:49.440 --> 0:38:52.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, yeah, that might have been what it was

0:38:53.080 --> 0:38:54.320
<v Speaker 2>or Steph or Steph.

0:38:54.400 --> 0:38:56.000
<v Speaker 3>But at least she's dressed like a napkin.

0:38:57.040 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 1>She's like this Laura Ashley dress. This looks like some

0:38:59.800 --> 0:39:02.399
<v Speaker 1>jam of style. Do you like it? Really great? I've just.

0:39:04.000 --> 0:39:07.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, the call, the wide white collar with the lace,

0:39:07.920 --> 0:39:10.600
<v Speaker 2>and the puffy sleeves and the and I think I

0:39:10.640 --> 0:39:11.719
<v Speaker 2>even had tights on.

0:39:12.000 --> 0:39:12.960
<v Speaker 3>Oh I hate tight.

0:39:13.320 --> 0:39:15.320
<v Speaker 1>Hate tights so hot, I'm sweating.

0:39:15.480 --> 0:39:19.360
<v Speaker 2>I refuse to wear any sort of pantyhose tights now.

0:39:19.719 --> 0:39:21.040
<v Speaker 3>Once once my mom.

0:39:20.920 --> 0:39:22.480
<v Speaker 2>Could no longer be like you have to wear tights

0:39:22.480 --> 0:39:25.520
<v Speaker 2>with that, I was like bye again.

0:39:26.160 --> 0:39:32.399
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so uncomfortable. So missus Manning takes the stage alongside Jess.

0:39:32.440 --> 0:39:37.600
<v Speaker 1>Alongside Jesse, she welcomes everyone to the Meadowcrest Preschool graduation

0:39:38.200 --> 0:39:40.640
<v Speaker 1>and tells the crowd that today's program was put together

0:39:40.760 --> 0:39:44.680
<v Speaker 1>by Jesse Kittzopolis. He thanks the crowd, and Becky excitedly

0:39:44.719 --> 0:39:48.120
<v Speaker 1>snaps a picture of him. Jesse announces, let's bring out

0:39:48.120 --> 0:39:52.040
<v Speaker 1>our proud grads, shall we? The graduation song begins to play,

0:39:52.280 --> 0:39:55.200
<v Speaker 1>and the preschoolers walk out in their pastel colored paper

0:39:55.280 --> 0:39:58.080
<v Speaker 1>gowns and flat hats. So cute.

0:39:58.120 --> 0:39:58.960
<v Speaker 3>It was adorable.

0:39:59.000 --> 0:40:01.319
<v Speaker 2>But I have to say that the paper gowns were

0:40:01.360 --> 0:40:02.720
<v Speaker 2>giving me doctor's office.

0:40:03.160 --> 0:40:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you took a little like yeah, gen like

0:40:05.719 --> 0:40:09.080
<v Speaker 1>a gender reveal with the pastel. Yeah, but it was

0:40:09.120 --> 0:40:11.400
<v Speaker 1>like no, it was like the you know, the the

0:40:12.480 --> 0:40:18.040
<v Speaker 1>paper on and yeah, like at the gynecologists, yeah, regular.

0:40:17.680 --> 0:40:19.759
<v Speaker 2>Doctor sometimes they have you know, how you put that onto,

0:40:19.840 --> 0:40:22.239
<v Speaker 2>but you know, but yeah, that's I bet it felt

0:40:22.280 --> 0:40:24.080
<v Speaker 2>like they just took that and poked a hole through

0:40:24.120 --> 0:40:24.799
<v Speaker 2>it for the head.

0:40:25.719 --> 0:40:27.759
<v Speaker 1>I bet that's what they did. They just you know,

0:40:27.960 --> 0:40:31.920
<v Speaker 1>they they stole some supplies and the great medical office.

0:40:31.960 --> 0:40:34.680
<v Speaker 2>And I'm sure Sound didn't at all hate the wrestling

0:40:34.719 --> 0:40:36.160
<v Speaker 2>of all of that paper.

0:40:37.520 --> 0:40:39.480
<v Speaker 1>They have to a d r this whole scene, like

0:40:39.520 --> 0:40:42.160
<v Speaker 1>that's that's a lot of right. It's a lot of

0:40:42.200 --> 0:40:47.040
<v Speaker 1>preschoolers in wrestling outfits. That is a nightmare for Sound.

0:40:48.600 --> 0:40:51.759
<v Speaker 1>But stuff is immediately bitter Again, did I mention I

0:40:51.840 --> 0:40:56.400
<v Speaker 1>never got a robe or a flat hat? Real? Danny

0:40:56.440 --> 0:40:59.239
<v Speaker 1>snaps a cute picture of Michelle and the preschoolers line

0:40:59.280 --> 0:41:01.600
<v Speaker 1>up near Jesse. He tells them to go get ready,

0:41:01.840 --> 0:41:03.840
<v Speaker 1>and they run behind the curtain to take the stage.

0:41:04.520 --> 0:41:07.319
<v Speaker 1>Jesse tells the crowd this year, our kids have learned

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:11.440
<v Speaker 1>about sharing respect, and most importantly, they learned not to

0:41:11.480 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 1>put their mouths on the drinking fountain. Very important, It's

0:41:15.680 --> 0:41:19.480
<v Speaker 1>super important. Becky holds up the camera and Jesse flashes

0:41:19.520 --> 0:41:21.759
<v Speaker 1>a quick pose. Then he tells the audience that the

0:41:21.800 --> 0:41:25.960
<v Speaker 1>graduated preschoolers are a little older, a little wiser, and

0:41:26.040 --> 0:41:29.000
<v Speaker 1>thanks to him, a lot hipper. He pulls back the

0:41:29.000 --> 0:41:35.440
<v Speaker 1>curtain to introduce Jesse's little Rippers. Each of the kids

0:41:35.440 --> 0:41:38.880
<v Speaker 1>is holding a pretend instrument and Jesse turns on twist

0:41:38.960 --> 0:41:41.120
<v Speaker 1>and shout for them to rock out to.

0:41:41.600 --> 0:41:43.040
<v Speaker 2>You know, I've got to say that I was looking

0:41:43.080 --> 0:41:47.759
<v Speaker 2>for like a clip on rattail, which one of you

0:41:47.800 --> 0:41:48.680
<v Speaker 2>is rattail ripper?

0:41:49.400 --> 0:41:52.279
<v Speaker 1>He should have put mullets on all all these kids all.

0:41:52.200 --> 0:41:54.200
<v Speaker 3>If everyone needed a or a rattail.

0:41:54.320 --> 0:41:57.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yes, and there needed to be a redheaded one

0:41:57.120 --> 0:42:00.520
<v Speaker 1>to play the part of Gary. Yeah, this is it

0:42:00.560 --> 0:42:03.319
<v Speaker 1>was still very This was adorable. This was very cute,

0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:06.239
<v Speaker 1>so stink and cute. I wonder how long it took

0:42:06.280 --> 0:42:07.080
<v Speaker 1>to film.

0:42:06.760 --> 0:42:10.480
<v Speaker 2>This, because right, a lot of kids don't have to

0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:13.200
<v Speaker 2>take And how much dancing did Adria do?

0:42:14.040 --> 0:42:14.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh you know what I mean?

0:42:14.920 --> 0:42:17.920
<v Speaker 3>You know Adria Later who we have had.

0:42:17.800 --> 0:42:20.120
<v Speaker 2>On the show before, but was the baby wrangler and

0:42:20.160 --> 0:42:22.879
<v Speaker 2>worked with Ashley and Mary Kate and was the person

0:42:22.960 --> 0:42:25.879
<v Speaker 2>who sort of fed them their lines off screen. And

0:42:25.920 --> 0:42:28.120
<v Speaker 2>she would be I'm sure she was right next to

0:42:28.160 --> 0:42:30.360
<v Speaker 2>the camera just twisting and shouting.

0:42:30.760 --> 0:42:33.920
<v Speaker 1>Twisting it. She would go full out yep, right behind

0:42:33.960 --> 0:42:37.520
<v Speaker 1>the camera, just not even insecure about it at all,

0:42:37.640 --> 0:42:41.160
<v Speaker 1>just going for it. I love them, so Michelle is

0:42:41.160 --> 0:42:43.000
<v Speaker 1>the lead singer. The rest of the kids are her

0:42:43.040 --> 0:42:44.280
<v Speaker 1>backup vocals.

0:42:44.000 --> 0:42:48.920
<v Speaker 3>As everyone else is in the world. Basically, the kids.

0:42:48.719 --> 0:42:52.239
<v Speaker 1>End the song by screaming and everyone applauds the performance.

0:42:52.920 --> 0:42:56.279
<v Speaker 1>Michelle introduces them as the class of nineteen ninety one

0:42:56.840 --> 0:43:00.719
<v Speaker 1>and they all throw their hats in the air. This

0:43:00.920 --> 0:43:03.719
<v Speaker 1>is so cute and get a great payoff. Loved this.

0:43:03.719 --> 0:43:08.040
<v Speaker 1>This was just a great scene. Ambitious, but a great scene. Next,

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:10.840
<v Speaker 1>we are all back in Joey's room and all the

0:43:10.840 --> 0:43:15.240
<v Speaker 1>adults are there when Danny calls Stephanie in. When she arrives,

0:43:15.360 --> 0:43:21.040
<v Speaker 1>Joey proudly announces Stephanie Judith Tanner, this is your graduation ceremony.

0:43:21.760 --> 0:43:24.520
<v Speaker 1>All of them start to sing the graduation song as

0:43:24.600 --> 0:43:28.160
<v Speaker 1>Danny puts on a bathrobe around her and Jesse places

0:43:28.160 --> 0:43:32.360
<v Speaker 1>a makeshift flat hat on her head. Steph is be

0:43:34.160 --> 0:43:37.520
<v Speaker 1>She tells them this is a dream come true and asks,

0:43:37.880 --> 0:43:41.680
<v Speaker 1>how did you ever know I wanted this? Gee?

0:43:43.040 --> 0:43:43.759
<v Speaker 3>Did I mention it?

0:43:44.440 --> 0:43:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Like you read my mind? First, they present to her

0:43:48.680 --> 0:43:52.560
<v Speaker 1>a graduation trophy. She realizes it's a bowling trophy, but

0:43:52.640 --> 0:43:55.560
<v Speaker 1>Joey explains, oh, well, that man is proudly bowling his

0:43:55.640 --> 0:43:59.440
<v Speaker 1>way into the fourth grade. Then Becky hands her a

0:43:59.520 --> 0:44:02.800
<v Speaker 1>rapped press and steph nervously asks are these bowling shoes?

0:44:03.080 --> 0:44:04.960
<v Speaker 1>And Becky tells her to open it to find out.

0:44:05.680 --> 0:44:09.000
<v Speaker 1>She opens the box and gasps it's her very first

0:44:09.080 --> 0:44:14.919
<v Speaker 1>pair of high heels. Yes, I mean using the word

0:44:15.000 --> 0:44:19.600
<v Speaker 1>high liberally, the tiny little half an inch or whatever.

0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:20.520
<v Speaker 1>But it's so cute.

0:44:21.320 --> 0:44:23.880
<v Speaker 3>Oh good. The neighbor's drilling something.

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:26.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh good, are you just right here?

0:44:27.560 --> 0:44:28.319
<v Speaker 3>And we're good now?

0:44:28.400 --> 0:44:29.799
<v Speaker 1>But are we good now?

0:44:29.880 --> 0:44:30.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:44:30.080 --> 0:44:32.359
<v Speaker 1>I didn't hear it from okay, good wherever I am

0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:33.680
<v Speaker 1>and we're fine.

0:44:34.600 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 3>He was just momentary.

0:44:35.640 --> 0:44:38.600
<v Speaker 1>Stephanie is ecstatic. She thanks everyone for the gift, and

0:44:38.640 --> 0:44:40.280
<v Speaker 1>they shower her with hugs andress.

0:44:40.760 --> 0:44:43.000
<v Speaker 2>Do you remember, though, like being so excited, Like when

0:44:43.040 --> 0:44:45.000
<v Speaker 2>your mom finally was like, okay, fine, you can wear

0:44:45.040 --> 0:44:46.560
<v Speaker 2>like a little you know, like a one inch heel

0:44:46.640 --> 0:44:47.319
<v Speaker 2>for an inch and a half.

0:44:47.480 --> 0:44:50.680
<v Speaker 1>Oh. I felt so grown up, so grown up. That

0:44:50.800 --> 0:44:53.600
<v Speaker 1>is the pinnacle of being grown, right, is wearing your

0:44:53.600 --> 0:44:55.720
<v Speaker 1>first pair and your first brawl.

0:44:55.840 --> 0:44:57.879
<v Speaker 2>And now I would just be like, don't do it,

0:44:58.000 --> 0:45:00.759
<v Speaker 2>don't do it. Yeah, for either one those things, it's

0:45:00.800 --> 0:45:01.400
<v Speaker 2>a trap.

0:45:02.280 --> 0:45:06.360
<v Speaker 1>Yes, don't don't save forever, right, don't shave your legs,

0:45:06.400 --> 0:45:08.520
<v Speaker 1>you know, all the stuff that you like want to

0:45:08.560 --> 0:45:09.719
<v Speaker 1>do as a kid.

0:45:09.800 --> 0:45:12.319
<v Speaker 2>Like, then you get older you're like, oh, this is

0:45:12.360 --> 0:45:14.320
<v Speaker 2>really terrible and time consuming.

0:45:15.040 --> 0:45:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah no, you're like, I never want to wear heels again.

0:45:17.800 --> 0:45:22.440
<v Speaker 1>But but your first pair little webs heels. Oh, by

0:45:22.480 --> 0:45:26.920
<v Speaker 1>the thing, super cute, very very grown up. Yes. Danny

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:29.719
<v Speaker 1>hears loud rock music playing in the next room. He

0:45:29.800 --> 0:45:32.320
<v Speaker 1>runs over to the girls room, where DJ and Kirsten

0:45:32.400 --> 0:45:35.920
<v Speaker 1>are dancing to the music. He scolds DJ and reminds

0:45:35.960 --> 0:45:39.040
<v Speaker 1>her she isn't the only person in this house, and

0:45:39.080 --> 0:45:42.200
<v Speaker 1>then he spots Kirsten right beside her. She laughs at

0:45:42.239 --> 0:45:44.600
<v Speaker 1>him and says, whoa, you sound just like my dad.

0:45:44.960 --> 0:45:47.719
<v Speaker 3>That's wo wow, that's what every guy wants to hear.

0:45:48.239 --> 0:45:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Oh, es, this is she's ny, very bright, you know,

0:45:53.920 --> 0:45:57.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't she's kind of probably like twenty or twenty one,

0:45:57.320 --> 0:45:59.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, she's not she hasn't had a whole lot

0:45:59.880 --> 0:46:00.880
<v Speaker 1>of world experience.

0:46:01.239 --> 0:46:02.520
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't say that.

0:46:02.800 --> 0:46:08.640
<v Speaker 1>Just don't say that. That's wrong on many levels. Danny,

0:46:08.880 --> 0:46:11.799
<v Speaker 1>for some reason, is not embarrassed. He tells her, well,

0:46:11.840 --> 0:46:14.080
<v Speaker 1>maybe that's because I am a dad, And that's how

0:46:14.200 --> 0:46:19.360
<v Speaker 1>dads sound when they talk to kids, right, this is.

0:46:19.520 --> 0:46:22.520
<v Speaker 3>Like there's just some like give us yeah, no, I

0:46:22.520 --> 0:46:24.279
<v Speaker 3>don't even know. I don't even know. Like it's not

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:26.160
<v Speaker 3>passive aggressive, Like it wasn't played.

0:46:25.920 --> 0:46:26.520
<v Speaker 1>That way at all.

0:46:26.600 --> 0:46:28.359
<v Speaker 3>But when you like read it, you're like.

0:46:29.080 --> 0:46:31.040
<v Speaker 1>Oh damn, that was hard.

0:46:31.520 --> 0:46:32.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, both of them.

0:46:32.640 --> 0:46:39.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but you're old. Well you're a child. It's a

0:46:39.280 --> 0:46:43.839
<v Speaker 1>lover's quarrel here. So Kirsten explains that she came by

0:46:43.960 --> 0:46:46.880
<v Speaker 1>early to give DJ a tape and figured that she

0:46:46.920 --> 0:46:50.240
<v Speaker 1>and Danny could get some pizza before the dance. Danny

0:46:50.320 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 1>asks his daughter if she could give him a second

0:46:52.560 --> 0:46:56.239
<v Speaker 1>with Kirsten. DJ doesn't argue, but she begs Kirsten to

0:46:56.239 --> 0:46:59.160
<v Speaker 1>tell her where she buys her clothes before the dance.

0:46:59.520 --> 0:47:03.160
<v Speaker 1>This high school. Yeah, DJ's like, hey, I got a friend,

0:47:03.200 --> 0:47:07.239
<v Speaker 1>you know, this is sharing fashion tips. Kirsten suggests the

0:47:07.280 --> 0:47:11.120
<v Speaker 1>next time she goes shopping, they can go together. DJ's

0:47:11.400 --> 0:47:14.000
<v Speaker 1>exclaims that this is great. I finally have a friend

0:47:14.120 --> 0:47:21.120
<v Speaker 1>with a car a transportation motivation. DJ leaves the room

0:47:21.320 --> 0:47:26.400
<v Speaker 1>and Danny initiates the breakup conversation. He tells Kirsten, I

0:47:26.400 --> 0:47:30.320
<v Speaker 1>think you're a wonderful girl, I mean woman, I mean person.

0:47:30.920 --> 0:47:35.440
<v Speaker 1>But look, you're twenty one and I'm thirty three. Kirsten

0:47:35.440 --> 0:47:37.799
<v Speaker 1>cuts him off. Are you trying to say you don't

0:47:37.840 --> 0:47:40.960
<v Speaker 1>want to see me again? And Danny nervously says no, no, no,

0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:45.800
<v Speaker 1>absolutely not. Yes. Kirsten tries to tell him that age

0:47:45.840 --> 0:47:49.400
<v Speaker 1>doesn't matter and that she really likes him. Danny nods,

0:47:49.440 --> 0:47:52.640
<v Speaker 1>I like you too, but I haven't been completely honest

0:47:52.640 --> 0:47:56.200
<v Speaker 1>with you. I'm not really a slaughterhead, and I hated

0:47:56.239 --> 0:47:59.319
<v Speaker 1>sneaking into that concert. I mailed them a check today.

0:48:00.160 --> 0:48:03.800
<v Speaker 2>After your own heart aby, like I am Danny Tanner

0:48:04.800 --> 0:48:05.319
<v Speaker 2>also ninety.

0:48:05.960 --> 0:48:07.080
<v Speaker 3>I can look at him writing a check.

0:48:07.280 --> 0:48:09.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't care, like it's like I love this.

0:48:09.880 --> 0:48:10.160
<v Speaker 2>You know.

0:48:11.880 --> 0:48:15.200
<v Speaker 1>That's the right thing to do. Write it well, pay

0:48:15.239 --> 0:48:17.759
<v Speaker 1>them back. But yeah, you write a check, why not

0:48:19.040 --> 0:48:23.520
<v Speaker 1>nineteen ninety one, I'm living in the nineties. Uh So

0:48:23.640 --> 0:48:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Danny was hoping that they could still be friends. Kirston

0:48:27.000 --> 0:48:30.800
<v Speaker 1>says she'd like that, but before they become just friends,

0:48:31.120 --> 0:48:35.560
<v Speaker 1>she decides to lean in and kiss him right way

0:48:35.560 --> 0:48:36.000
<v Speaker 1>to make it.

0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:36.799
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just.

0:48:38.400 --> 0:48:40.600
<v Speaker 1>That this is an awkward place I'm sorry.

0:48:40.400 --> 0:48:42.520
<v Speaker 2>To bring up, because he's also just been like, you're

0:48:42.840 --> 0:48:45.400
<v Speaker 2>way too young for me, and then he's like totally,

0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:45.759
<v Speaker 2>I know.

0:48:45.840 --> 0:48:48.120
<v Speaker 3>Now it's just the whole thing. I was like, And

0:48:48.160 --> 0:48:49.040
<v Speaker 3>I'm also looking.

0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:52.760
<v Speaker 2>You know, the eyes of an adult woman at this point,

0:48:52.800 --> 0:48:54.480
<v Speaker 2>like it's you know crue.

0:48:54.880 --> 0:48:57.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it's He tries he like tries to dad

0:48:57.719 --> 0:49:00.080
<v Speaker 1>her at first, and she tries to kiss.

0:49:00.320 --> 0:49:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Is accord, sort of as the Senorita Mosley Oh interaction.

0:49:06.480 --> 0:49:09.160
<v Speaker 1>You know, Danny needs a better picker. Man, He's like

0:49:09.239 --> 0:49:14.360
<v Speaker 1>not picking the right way to go after. Man, where's Vicky, Like,

0:49:14.480 --> 0:49:19.160
<v Speaker 1>let's get Vicky. Let's get Vicky here. When Kirsten leaves

0:49:19.320 --> 0:49:21.719
<v Speaker 1>and says goodbye to Danny, he stares at the door

0:49:21.920 --> 0:49:27.200
<v Speaker 1>and whimpers in defeat. Now the ironic thing here is that,

0:49:27.239 --> 0:49:31.360
<v Speaker 1>so there's twelve years between Kirsten and Danny. Then Bob's

0:49:31.400 --> 0:49:34.719
<v Speaker 1>wife Kelly, there's twenty.

0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:37.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was what is I was like, this is

0:49:37.400 --> 0:49:39.319
<v Speaker 2>the time of you know, the tales all the time.

0:49:39.360 --> 0:49:44.440
<v Speaker 2>Everybody always said, you know, yeah, because they're they're you

0:49:44.480 --> 0:49:46.160
<v Speaker 2>know what, I'm not going to trash anybody on this

0:49:46.200 --> 0:49:48.600
<v Speaker 2>show because I'm just going to keep digging myself a hole.

0:49:49.239 --> 0:49:52.200
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm not trashing anybody I'm just saying it's no.

0:49:52.320 --> 0:49:53.759
<v Speaker 2>I just meant I was going to say because men

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:56.799
<v Speaker 2>are typically incredibly immature and don't grow up until they're

0:49:56.840 --> 0:49:58.920
<v Speaker 2>like forty. But then I was like, oh, that mightn't

0:49:59.000 --> 0:50:01.800
<v Speaker 2>you know, not apply to some of the male audience

0:50:01.840 --> 0:50:03.799
<v Speaker 2>listening to our show. And then I thought that there's

0:50:03.800 --> 0:50:06.080
<v Speaker 2>probably not a huge male audience listening to our show.

0:50:06.840 --> 0:50:08.680
<v Speaker 2>But then I said I'm going to shut up and

0:50:08.719 --> 0:50:09.239
<v Speaker 2>started talking.

0:50:09.280 --> 0:50:09.840
<v Speaker 3>Now stop.

0:50:10.040 --> 0:50:11.600
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. But

0:50:12.360 --> 0:50:14.239
<v Speaker 1>there's also a difference between a twenty one year old

0:50:14.280 --> 0:50:17.480
<v Speaker 1>and then you know, Kelly was like thirty something when

0:50:17.480 --> 0:50:21.480
<v Speaker 1>they met. So that's totally different life stages, way more

0:50:21.480 --> 0:50:24.680
<v Speaker 1>appropriate later in life than fresh out of college.

0:50:25.280 --> 0:50:27.480
<v Speaker 3>She's not even out of college. She's doing an internship.

0:50:27.640 --> 0:50:29.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she's still in college. That's right.

0:50:29.480 --> 0:50:31.120
<v Speaker 2>And I would like to say that Manny has said

0:50:31.160 --> 0:50:34.080
<v Speaker 2>that we don't mature ever, So okay, I didn't say it.

0:50:34.600 --> 0:50:38.480
<v Speaker 1>I did say has timed in. There you have it, pemple.

0:50:39.080 --> 0:50:42.080
<v Speaker 1>So next in the kitchen, Danny is playing his acoustic

0:50:42.120 --> 0:50:46.839
<v Speaker 1>guitar as he sings about a young girl. DJ walks

0:50:46.920 --> 0:50:50.360
<v Speaker 1>up behind him, wearing her graduation cap and gown and asks,

0:50:50.680 --> 0:50:54.480
<v Speaker 1>are you going through some kind of crisis. Danny admits

0:50:54.480 --> 0:50:58.000
<v Speaker 1>it's a mini crisis, but he'll be fine. Danny looks

0:50:58.000 --> 0:51:01.000
<v Speaker 1>at Dj and smiles, I can't believe my little baby

0:51:01.160 --> 0:51:04.799
<v Speaker 1>is graduating. She reminds him. It's not until tomorrow, but

0:51:04.880 --> 0:51:07.359
<v Speaker 1>today she has to practice reading a speech with a

0:51:07.360 --> 0:51:10.960
<v Speaker 1>tassel in her face. She asks Danny if he'd like

0:51:11.000 --> 0:51:13.920
<v Speaker 1>to hear it, and he says yes. She recites the

0:51:13.960 --> 0:51:16.680
<v Speaker 1>first half of her speech, which focuses on their next

0:51:16.800 --> 0:51:20.120
<v Speaker 1>journey into high school. Danny asks, what about the last

0:51:20.160 --> 0:51:23.600
<v Speaker 1>fourteen years? Sounds like you're saying your life hasn't even

0:51:23.680 --> 0:51:27.399
<v Speaker 1>started yet. DJ feels like it hasn't. When she gets

0:51:27.400 --> 0:51:29.640
<v Speaker 1>to high school, she'll get to go out on dates,

0:51:29.960 --> 0:51:34.200
<v Speaker 1>stay up really late, backpack across Europe with her boyfriend.

0:51:34.440 --> 0:51:35.320
<v Speaker 3>She's got ideas.

0:51:35.920 --> 0:51:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's got plans. You know, she's a firstborn type a.

0:51:39.880 --> 0:51:43.560
<v Speaker 1>She has planned out her life. Danny stops her, saying

0:51:43.600 --> 0:51:46.359
<v Speaker 1>they can fight about that later, but his point is

0:51:46.960 --> 0:51:49.879
<v Speaker 1>don't miss out on what's happening right now just because

0:51:49.920 --> 0:51:52.839
<v Speaker 1>you're waiting for something better to come along. You can't

0:51:52.920 --> 0:51:55.680
<v Speaker 1>live for the future, just like you can't live in

0:51:55.680 --> 0:51:59.600
<v Speaker 1>the past. DJ clarifies, but I'm not living in the past.

0:52:00.400 --> 0:52:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Danny nods, I know you're not, but I was. I

0:52:03.920 --> 0:52:06.560
<v Speaker 1>was trying to pretend I was twenty one again. That

0:52:06.640 --> 0:52:10.120
<v Speaker 1>was pretty silly, huh you, J smiles. I have to admit,

0:52:10.480 --> 0:52:12.440
<v Speaker 1>Kimmy and I were laughing at you in those neon

0:52:12.560 --> 0:52:15.799
<v Speaker 1>pants for hours. They both laugh at the memory and

0:52:15.840 --> 0:52:18.960
<v Speaker 1>give each other a big hug. Then Steph comes strutting

0:52:19.040 --> 0:52:22.000
<v Speaker 1>in wearing her new high heels. She shows them off

0:52:22.040 --> 0:52:24.920
<v Speaker 1>to her dad, saying, you can't believe how cool it

0:52:25.000 --> 0:52:29.880
<v Speaker 1>is up here, like a whole, entire, whole entire. Yeah,

0:52:29.920 --> 0:52:30.759
<v Speaker 1>you're so tall.

0:52:30.840 --> 0:52:32.960
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Danny's like, I have no idea what it's like

0:52:33.040 --> 0:52:33.720
<v Speaker 3>to be taller.

0:52:37.560 --> 0:52:39.719
<v Speaker 1>She walks over to Danny and gives him a big hug,

0:52:40.280 --> 0:52:43.000
<v Speaker 1>and then Michelle walks in wearing her pjs. She sniffs

0:52:43.040 --> 0:52:45.920
<v Speaker 1>the air and asks, do I smell chocolate cake?

0:52:47.600 --> 0:52:48.719
<v Speaker 3>The nose of a bloodhound?

0:52:49.560 --> 0:52:52.200
<v Speaker 1>She's got that, Yeah, she's got the note of a

0:52:52.239 --> 0:52:57.360
<v Speaker 1>sugar sugar bencher. Danny smiles, Yes, you do. Weren't you

0:52:57.400 --> 0:53:00.960
<v Speaker 1>in bed sound asleep? Michelle tells him my nose woke

0:53:01.040 --> 0:53:01.359
<v Speaker 1>me up.

0:53:01.440 --> 0:53:03.440
<v Speaker 2>She heard the It was trying to get that plastic

0:53:03.520 --> 0:53:05.680
<v Speaker 2>top off the cake thing. You know, there's no quiet

0:53:05.680 --> 0:53:07.879
<v Speaker 2>way to do that, and it just yeah, yeah, that's

0:53:07.880 --> 0:53:09.480
<v Speaker 2>what yeh, that's.

0:53:08.760 --> 0:53:13.120
<v Speaker 1>What she heard. That could wake up for really, everyone's

0:53:13.120 --> 0:53:18.240
<v Speaker 1>gonna know. She walks up to Danny and he places

0:53:18.239 --> 0:53:20.560
<v Speaker 1>her on his lap, giving her a big kiss. He

0:53:20.640 --> 0:53:23.600
<v Speaker 1>looks around at his girls and says, I may not

0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:27.360
<v Speaker 1>be twenty one anymore, but thirty three is feeling pretty

0:53:27.360 --> 0:53:32.239
<v Speaker 1>good right about. Oh oh, He asks out loud, can

0:53:32.280 --> 0:53:36.040
<v Speaker 1>life be any better than this? And Michelle answers, it

0:53:36.080 --> 0:53:38.960
<v Speaker 1>would be better if I had some chocolate cake, And

0:53:39.000 --> 0:53:43.759
<v Speaker 1>that's her show. Such a sweet ending with his The

0:53:43.760 --> 0:53:47.600
<v Speaker 1>three the four of you together is a sweet little ding.

0:53:47.920 --> 0:53:50.200
<v Speaker 2>And it's sort of you know, we're at the end

0:53:50.239 --> 0:53:54.480
<v Speaker 2>of season four, so we're setting up that, you know,

0:53:54.840 --> 0:53:58.160
<v Speaker 2>DJ's going into high school and Michelle's starting elementary school.

0:53:58.480 --> 0:53:59.840
<v Speaker 3>It's Steph starting fourth grade.

0:54:00.040 --> 0:54:04.640
<v Speaker 2>But you know there it's like starting to uh become

0:54:04.680 --> 0:54:04.960
<v Speaker 2>a thing.

0:54:06.400 --> 0:54:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're wrapping up this era. We're moving on to

0:54:10.040 --> 0:54:13.160
<v Speaker 1>season five. We won episode left of season four. No,

0:54:13.480 --> 0:54:15.520
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe And this was a long season.

0:54:15.520 --> 0:54:17.280
<v Speaker 3>It was it was twenty six episodes.

0:54:18.680 --> 0:54:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Wow, what did you? Did you have any everywhere he

0:54:22.480 --> 0:54:26.160
<v Speaker 1>looks for this one. I thought I might.

0:54:26.000 --> 0:54:31.720
<v Speaker 2>Have something in the graduate the preschool graduation scene, but I.

0:54:30.120 --> 0:54:32.560
<v Speaker 3>I didn't recognize anything. I paused it and I was like,

0:54:32.560 --> 0:54:33.520
<v Speaker 3>who are these people?

0:54:33.640 --> 0:54:33.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:54:33.960 --> 0:54:38.239
<v Speaker 3>Actual extras? Oh thumbs up, thumb Yeah, there we go.

0:54:40.760 --> 0:54:42.719
<v Speaker 1>Gotta love the zoom filters.

0:54:43.160 --> 0:54:43.719
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

0:54:43.800 --> 0:54:47.920
<v Speaker 1>No, I didn't recognize any preschoolers. I just have the one.

0:54:47.960 --> 0:54:50.520
<v Speaker 1>Everywhere you look. You probably have it too. Keith Richmond,

0:54:50.840 --> 0:54:53.960
<v Speaker 1>or stage manager or sad was back in the Wake

0:54:54.040 --> 0:54:56.600
<v Speaker 1>Up San Francisco set as he He's like he should

0:54:56.640 --> 0:54:59.919
<v Speaker 1>be billed as like a recruiting cast member at this point.

0:55:00.440 --> 0:55:02.120
<v Speaker 2>Really, what it is is they're like, why would we

0:55:02.160 --> 0:55:05.759
<v Speaker 2>pay someone to have a headset and do the thing

0:55:05.800 --> 0:55:07.080
<v Speaker 2>that we already have someone that does.

0:55:07.280 --> 0:55:08.600
<v Speaker 3>And it's kind of funny.

0:55:08.400 --> 0:55:12.000
<v Speaker 1>That's true. And ye anyway, just camera anywhere.

0:55:11.960 --> 0:55:14.800
<v Speaker 3>To say your line? Say the thing for Keith?

0:55:15.600 --> 0:55:17.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy? But yeah, no I didn't. You couldn't get out.

0:55:17.880 --> 0:55:18.719
<v Speaker 3>I didn't have any others.

0:55:18.800 --> 0:55:22.080
<v Speaker 1>That was that was about it. No, No, we were

0:55:22.160 --> 0:55:25.879
<v Speaker 1>very light on everywhere he looks this week. That's because

0:55:25.880 --> 0:55:27.839
<v Speaker 1>we didn't. We weren't preschool aged we didn't know any

0:55:27.840 --> 0:55:28.080
<v Speaker 1>of the thing.

0:55:28.120 --> 0:55:28.680
<v Speaker 3>That's true.

0:55:28.960 --> 0:55:29.520
<v Speaker 1>That's true.

0:55:29.880 --> 0:55:31.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And we didn't have Yeah, we weren't.

0:55:31.560 --> 0:55:32.880
<v Speaker 2>We didn't have a lot of It wasn't like we

0:55:32.920 --> 0:55:36.040
<v Speaker 2>had younger siblings or anything to you know, invite in.

0:55:36.480 --> 0:55:38.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's true, very true. All right.

0:55:38.520 --> 0:55:42.319
<v Speaker 2>Well, you know, like this sets up where we're heading

0:55:42.360 --> 0:55:45.440
<v Speaker 2>at the end of the season, where you know, people

0:55:45.480 --> 0:55:47.279
<v Speaker 2>are kind of off to where we're going to pick

0:55:47.360 --> 0:55:49.799
<v Speaker 2>up with them in the next bit of time, you know,

0:55:49.920 --> 0:55:53.640
<v Speaker 2>after what would have been what the summer break for

0:55:53.719 --> 0:55:54.080
<v Speaker 2>the show.

0:55:54.280 --> 0:55:56.080
<v Speaker 1>Yep, yep. Yeah.

0:55:56.120 --> 0:55:56.960
<v Speaker 3>So this was cute.

0:55:57.000 --> 0:55:59.759
<v Speaker 1>This was cute, This was good. Good setup. Yeah good.

0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:00.840
<v Speaker 3>Now I want.

0:56:00.719 --> 0:56:05.880
<v Speaker 2>Chocolate cake though, uh oh do I smell chocolate cake?

0:56:08.760 --> 0:56:10.680
<v Speaker 3>Anyway, you guys, thank you so much for listening.

0:56:10.680 --> 0:56:11.680
<v Speaker 1>We really appreciate it.

0:56:11.719 --> 0:56:12.839
<v Speaker 3>Anta Ritos, We love you.

0:56:12.840 --> 0:56:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Guys.

0:56:13.400 --> 0:56:16.000
<v Speaker 2>Make sure you're liking and subscribing to the podcast wherever

0:56:16.040 --> 0:56:17.760
<v Speaker 2>you're listening to it, and rate.

0:56:17.600 --> 0:56:19.640
<v Speaker 3>Us, review, give us some stars.

0:56:19.719 --> 0:56:21.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, make us feel good, give us a compliment,

0:56:22.000 --> 0:56:25.720
<v Speaker 2>you know, and you can also send us an email

0:56:25.840 --> 0:56:29.120
<v Speaker 2>at how Rude Taneritos at gmail dot com.

0:56:29.239 --> 0:56:30.160
<v Speaker 3>You can also find.

0:56:30.040 --> 0:56:34.239
<v Speaker 2>Us at how Rude podcast on Instagram and of course

0:56:34.239 --> 0:56:39.840
<v Speaker 2>our individual ones Andrew Barber and Jody Sweeten and uh,

0:56:40.239 --> 0:56:41.000
<v Speaker 2>I think that's it.

0:56:41.280 --> 0:56:42.719
<v Speaker 1>What else? That's it?

0:56:42.800 --> 0:56:44.920
<v Speaker 3>Everything merg.

0:56:46.239 --> 0:56:50.000
<v Speaker 2>Dot com, Oh yeah, mer and yeah, and remember you guys,

0:56:51.160 --> 0:56:52.080
<v Speaker 2>the world is small.

0:56:53.440 --> 0:57:00.239
<v Speaker 3>The house is full of flat hats, full of forever everyone.

0:57:00.320 --> 0:57:02.959
<v Speaker 2>There's enough for everyone to wear a little graduation Morti board.

0:57:04.320 --> 0:57:07.239
<v Speaker 1>It's so cute. That's and you like flame in the air,

0:57:07.640 --> 0:57:09.560
<v Speaker 1>like it's just I love that.

0:57:09.480 --> 0:57:12.440
<v Speaker 3>That's except the house that because everyone's graduating to a

0:57:12.560 --> 0:57:13.880
<v Speaker 3>you know, a little new moment.

0:57:15.680 --> 0:57:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Let's celebrate graduation. Grads and dads.

0:57:18.920 --> 0:57:23.160
<v Speaker 2>And and and hopefully don Jovie can play at their graduation.

0:57:23.480 --> 0:57:28.800
<v Speaker 1>That'll be great. I love it. It's like I'm here

0:57:28.800 --> 0:57:32.720
<v Speaker 1>for this type of humor. Bye bye