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Speaker 1: Well, let's get into today. Welcome back to how Rude

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Speaker 1: Tanner Ritos. I am Andrea Barber and I'm Jodie Sweeten,

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Speaker 1: and today we're discussing season four, episode twenty five, The Graduates.

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Speaker 1: It originally aired April twenty sixth, nineteen ninety one, and

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Speaker 1: it goes a little something like this, Danny dates a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no context, college student. It's very scandalous. It's

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Speaker 1: Joels Wick, it was written by Ellen Guiless, and we

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Speaker 1: Kirsten the college student. The aforementioned college student. She appeared

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Speaker 1: Then we have Roseanne Katan. I'm gonna say Katan, Sure,

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Speaker 1: Roseanne Katan. She returns as missus Manning, the preschool teacher.

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Speaker 1: We last saw her in episode four oh six Pinch

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Speaker 3: She was graduating preschool. No more preschool teacher sating.

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Speaker 1: and last but not least, we have Miko Hughes returning

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Speaker 2: You should play the blues on our harmonica. It's nothing

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Speaker 3: No, yeah, no, a great, I'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. She gives it to him straight. I don't know

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Speaker 1: Why can't I?

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Speaker 3: What's what's wrong?

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Speaker 1: Why am I doing what's wrong with me? Yes, this

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Speaker 1: This is a very big deal. And nobody cares. How rude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and god forbid you do it on a hot day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, it's hazardous, it's hazardous.

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Speaker 2: But so yeah, but monkey bars, monkey bars, Like, if

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Speaker 1: No, I couldn't do that in fourth grade. And I

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Speaker 2: I used to flip upside down on them, you know,

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Speaker 3: Not like present and doing something else.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why. That's that's that explains.

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Speaker 2: But when I'm dancing, like, I'm fine, sure, when I

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Speaker 2: That's just thinking time for where I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: This this makes a lot of sense. This explains a

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Speaker 1: and Danny's size, Oh man, I am getting old. DJ's

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Speaker 3: Joey's killing it is really, he's really on.

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Speaker 1: He's just on a jag.

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Speaker 3: Off, you know.

437
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 1: He pats Danny on the chest and tells him to

438
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:18,840
Speaker 1: have a nice day, and he walks out.

439
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:23,680
Speaker 2: Payback, right, Yeah, I don't know what Danny did or said,

440
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 2: but Joey was.

441
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,200
Speaker 1: That was Joey mad.

442
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,680
Speaker 3: That was angry Joey.

443
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yep, yep. There's no mercy whatsoever. Next we

444
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:36,439
Speaker 1: are on the set of Wake Up San Francisco. Danny

445
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,359
Speaker 1: and Becky are joined by a fitness instructor on the show,

446
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:43,439
Speaker 1: and lucky for them, they're doing jumping jacks, but Danny

447
00:22:43,520 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 1: hasn't quite mastered the movement yet.

448
00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:49,720
Speaker 2: Bless Laurie for having to be jumping around and doing

449
00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:50,600
Speaker 2: aerobics in.

450
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 3: An eighties you know.

451
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:55,240
Speaker 2: I mean not like she didn't pull it, like she

452
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 2: was fine, but still I would just hate I would

453
00:22:58,160 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 2: hate it.

454
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 1: I know, you get so conscious and she was just

455
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:04,960
Speaker 1: wearing like an eighties workout gear in the Shape Up episode.

456
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 3: Right, that's right, how we have we've prepped for this before.

457
00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:11,200
Speaker 2: That's right, I forgot We've prepped for never mind, I

458
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 2: don't feel the second time it's old.

459
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:19,560
Speaker 1: She's used to this torture. By now, Becky thanks the instructor,

460
00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 1: Jerry Jacobs, and promotes his new home workout video, Body

461
00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,360
Speaker 1: by Jair. Jerry Mutt reminds the host that the most

462
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:31,399
Speaker 1: important thing to do after every workout is stretch. He

463
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:37,600
Speaker 1: looks right at Danny and adds especially for us older guys. Right, Danny, Damn, Danny.

464
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 2: Doesn't I better? Joe Joey paid him to say that.

465
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,280
Speaker 2: Joe's like twenty bucks here.

466
00:23:41,600 --> 00:23:44,520
Speaker 1: What are the odds? Right? So Joey took the ten

467
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 1: bucks from last episode.

468
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 3: And this ry like, I'm gonna put that to good use.

469
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:55,160
Speaker 1: So Danny doesn't know how to respond. He breathlessly asks, older,

470
00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,480
Speaker 1: what do you mean? How old do I look? Do

471
00:23:57,520 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: I have any gray hairs? As Jerry his scalp, Becky

472
00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:04,280
Speaker 1: signs them off. Join us tomorrow and wake up San Francisco.

473
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,119
Speaker 1: As we watched, Danny age gracefully. She's just trying to

474
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:10,720
Speaker 1: keep the show together. You know. She's like, oh boy,

475
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,720
Speaker 1: how do we get out? How do I outro out

476
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: of this awkward? Awkward segment. So after they wrap, Danny

477
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:22,000
Speaker 1: tells one of the crew members that he needs more

478
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 1: makeup under his eyes next time he looks tired or something.

479
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: Then a PA runs out onto the set and tells

480
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,719
Speaker 1: Danny he had a great show. He thanks her. Her

481
00:24:32,760 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 1: name is Kirsten, and she also thanks him because Danny

482
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,400
Speaker 1: is the one who let her do this college internship

483
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 1: on the show. She admits she was surprised during that

484
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,840
Speaker 1: exercise segment. Danny wentzys, Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't done

485
00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:50,320
Speaker 1: squat thrusts since grade school, and she laughs and tells

486
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 1: him I meant when he called you an older guy,

487
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: I mean you can't be more than what twenty seven

488
00:24:55,280 --> 00:25:01,119
Speaker 1: twenty eight. Danny is hooked immediately. He casually spawns I

489
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,640
Speaker 1: guess I could be, but who'd believe it? Huh. Kirsten

490
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 1: goes on to say he presents such an aura of

491
00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: wisdom and maturity. Danny tells her she is spot on.

492
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 1: Kirsten laughs and blurts out, you are so cute, and

493
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: then she tells Danny she better get back to class,

494
00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:22,600
Speaker 1: and she starts to walk away. Danny tells her to

495
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 1: wait up. He asks, if you're not doing anything tonight,

496
00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:30,040
Speaker 1: maybe you and I could like hang out. Kirsten squeals, cool,

497
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:34,520
Speaker 1: do you like slaughter? Danny pauses and responds, I'm basically

498
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:39,399
Speaker 1: non violent, and Kirsten clarifies slaughter at the band. Danny

499
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: plays it off. Of course, of course I know. I'm

500
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,720
Speaker 1: a major slaughter head.

501
00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,360
Speaker 2: No one in this family just be like, no, I've

502
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 2: never heard of them. You know, Jay does it, Danny

503
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 2: does it. Everyone is just like, yeah, no, this isn't

504
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:54,520
Speaker 2: gonna bite me any at all. I totally know.

505
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:58,280
Speaker 1: What this is, right, No, No one's honest, like everyone

506
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,240
Speaker 1: has to go along with they know nothing about.

507
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 3: It's evolved very much a show.

508
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: So literally, yeah, it's a sitcom. It's a misunderstanding. Yep. Uh.

509
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,920
Speaker 1: So Kirsten is so excited she has tickets for tonight.

510
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:17,400
Speaker 1: She says she'll pick him up after her last class

511
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 1: and he can be her date. Danny smiles, Awesome.

512
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,160
Speaker 3: This feels like a Humge problem with hr.

513
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 2: The second she was like, oh, thanks for letting me

514
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:29,040
Speaker 2: do my college internship on the show.

515
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,320
Speaker 3: So Danny's the one responsible for it.

516
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:35,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm this feels weird. Yeah, yeah, I

517
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: get it. I get it.

518
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 3: But poor Danny. He's just he's having a vulnerable moment.

519
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,119
Speaker 2: You know.

520
00:26:39,440 --> 00:26:40,520
Speaker 3: Everyone has just told.

521
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 1: Me old, Yeah, he's having a pre midlife crisis. He's

522
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,679
Speaker 1: just wanting to I don't know. Yeah, he's wanted to

523
00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: capture his youth. And this girl has flattered her quite

524
00:26:51,080 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 1: a bit. So next we are in Michelle's classroom. Michelle

525
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 1: and her classmates are singing wheels on the bus with

526
00:26:57,400 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 1: their teacher, Missus Manning, when Uncle Jesse walks in. When

527
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: he hears the song, he tries to sneak back out,

528
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,240
Speaker 1: but Missus Manning spots him. The kids all yell hi,

529
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 1: Uncle Jesse. Jesse explains he's a little early to pick

530
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 1: up Michelle, but he can just wait in the corner,

531
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: quiet as a mouse. But Missus Manning has other plans.

532
00:27:18,160 --> 00:27:21,120
Speaker 1: She brings Jesse over to the magic carpet and asks

533
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 1: if he likes their graduation song. Jesse says, oh, it's okay,

534
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:28,080
Speaker 1: but Michelle calls his bluff in front of everyone. You

535
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: said it was not cool.

536
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,560
Speaker 3: Michelle's honest, at least, she's very honest.

537
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:37,640
Speaker 1: She's over her lying phase and she's all right now.

538
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 2: She's either brutally honest or just feeding you a line.

539
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,200
Speaker 3: You know, there's no in between.

540
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: There's no middle ground. Yep. Jesse sighs, all right, I'm busted.

541
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 1: The song is a loser. So Missus Manning tells her students,

542
00:27:53,600 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 1: perhaps uncle Jesse can teach us a song that's a winner.

543
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,560
Speaker 1: Well done, Missus Manning, well done.

544
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 3: All right, you bet Jesse, you and your big ideas.

545
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 1: I love it. Jesse quickly shuts this idea down, saying

546
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:13,720
Speaker 1: he's too busy for that. He suggests they just pick

547
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: a cool song, and Aaron sneers, I bet you don't

548
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:21,280
Speaker 1: know any cool songs. Jesse argues that he knows millions

549
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 1: of them, so Aaron tells him to name one. Jesse

550
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: says Viva Las Vegas, and Aaron states, never heard of it.

551
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 1: Aaron tells Michelle, your uncle's a monkey head, and Michelle

552
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,800
Speaker 1: argues he's not a monkey head. He knows lots of

553
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,520
Speaker 1: cool songs.

554
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 3: Also by the Monkeys.

555
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 1: I don't know.

556
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:39,320
Speaker 2: Maybe he's a monkey head, maybe you know what I mean.

557
00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 2: Maybe he's just really into monkeys.

558
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: I love the monkeys. That was another that was my

559
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: pre New Kids on the Block. Yeah, I loved the monkeys.

560
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:49,760
Speaker 1: I'm all about you, boy, band.

561
00:28:49,760 --> 00:28:52,640
Speaker 2: Do you get really excited when you see them at

562
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:53,200
Speaker 2: Jeff's then?

563
00:28:54,280 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Mickey, Yeah, yeah I did. I never met him,

564
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: but yeah, no, I did see him from afar.

565
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 2: Okay, well, now that I know this information, just wait, well,

566
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,920
Speaker 2: I mean I think most of them have passed on. Yeah,

567
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,760
Speaker 2: I don't think the chances of me telling anything to

568
00:29:09,800 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 2: them is probably pretty slim.

569
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: But probably Mickey's still around. Yeah, yeah, he's still around.

570
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 2: It's Jeff party. I'm watch out, Michael, here comes Mackey.

571
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 1: It's it's that's you know, Jeff's. That's part of the

572
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,640
Speaker 1: fever dream of going to a Jeff Franklin party is

573
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,600
Speaker 1: that there's just random musicians and acts like people you

574
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: would never expect to be there. It was like Mickey Dolans, like.

575
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 2: The night of the Small Dinner when Mickey it was

576
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 2: Mickey Dolan's and I'm.

577
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 1: Sitting there was like twelve or fourteen of us.

578
00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:43,880
Speaker 2: Around the table, including Mickey Dolans, Bobby Brown, Tom Jones,

579
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 2: and Priscilla Presley, who I was sitting next.

580
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: To, and I was like, I don't I don't.

581
00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 2: Know joke right, Yeah, they all of these people walk

582
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 2: into Jeff's house and then yeah, and then comedy ensues.

583
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: It was it was great, It was great. It's just

584
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,960
Speaker 1: a legendary, legendary.

585
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,800
Speaker 3: Back to the monkey Head.

586
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,479
Speaker 1: So back to the Monkeyhead. Aaron and Michelle argue back

587
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 1: and forth, and Jesse joins in on arguing with the

588
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: preschooler as well. He's nothing if not mature, right. He

589
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: lets his stubbornness get the best of him when he

590
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: eventually volunteers to teach the kids a cool song. Missus

591
00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:22,480
Speaker 1: Manning and the kids cheer for Uncle Jesse and he sighs,

592
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: just call me Uncle monkey Head. The kids do as

593
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: they're told, shouting Uncle monkey Head at the top of

594
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: their lungs. Even Missus Manning calls him the silly nickname

595
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,560
Speaker 1: and tells the kids that Uncle monkey Head will be

596
00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:39,800
Speaker 1: helping with their graduation show. Look what she got into, Jesse,

597
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 1: Look what you did well because you were a little

598
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:46,560
Speaker 1: too honest with your opinions. The kids give a rowdy

599
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: round of applause, and then Aaron stands up and shouts

600
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: yet the monkey Head and the preschooler's run up to

601
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,800
Speaker 1: Jesse and attack him. He breaks free from the monkey

602
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:58,320
Speaker 1: pile for a second to remind the children to watch

603
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 1: the monkey hair. Huh huh. Next, in the living room,

604
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:08,240
Speaker 1: Danny is jumping around singing rock and roll all night

605
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 1: while sporting a neon outfit that still has the tags

606
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: on it. He's dressed, He's ready for Slaughterhouse. The doorbell rings,

607
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: Danny happily answers it, and Kirsten walks in, wearing a

608
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 1: leather skirt and a red leather jacket with fringe. She

609
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 1: compliments Danny's pants and he said he's had them for years,

610
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:33,240
Speaker 1: but she notices the price tag on the pants, and

611
00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:35,959
Speaker 1: Danny lies, oh, I got a good deal and I'm

612
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 1: darn proud of it. She laughs, and he enthusiastically says,

613
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:46,160
Speaker 1: let's go get slaughterized. Lets nerds. He's so nerdy, right,

614
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:50,560
Speaker 1: but she's buying it. I guess she loves it, like

615
00:31:50,600 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: this is her jam. She likes nerdy men.

616
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:59,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, it's great other than the HR thing, but whatever.

617
00:32:00,120 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 1: Right, you know, we're ignoring the red flags for right now.

618
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: Kirsten asks if she can use the bathroom real quick

619
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:09,400
Speaker 1: to do her hair check, and as she's running away,

620
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: she mentions, oh, my tickets fell through, but don't worry.

621
00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:15,760
Speaker 1: I know an usher who can sneak us in. Danny's

622
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: immediate response is, won't we get in trouble? But when

623
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: Kirsten gives him a confused look, he clarifies, I mean,

624
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: I hope so, because I live for trouble. Huh. She

625
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: screams with excitement and then runs away.

626
00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:32,719
Speaker 2: I'm not being judgy, but the way she ran, well,

627
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 2: and I know it's part of the character.

628
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,880
Speaker 3: They're like trying to make her look like a child,

629
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 3: but could.

630
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 2: You imagine running that way through someone's house that you're

631
00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,360
Speaker 2: on a date with.

632
00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: Its like you're she's running to the playground.

633
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,840
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you're like, you're running to the playground.

634
00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: Like it made us a kind of an uncomfortable situation.

635
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 1: Even more so where you were like, yeah, you're really deadly, right.

636
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I know they wanted that was sort of

637
00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 3: the point, but for me, it just I'm like, are

638
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:02,680
Speaker 3: you okay?

639
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: Do you know how to run? Or d you know Danny?

640
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,880
Speaker 1: You know, Danny's you know what he's blinded by.

641
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,840
Speaker 3: Danny is just as gangly.

642
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: So really this could be actually a match made in

643
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 2: heaven because I mean, you see Danny run, I'm sure

644
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 2: he looks much the same.

645
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've seen him dance before.

646
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, shooting and everybody this could be that, they could

647
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 2: they might be fine. It's like those blowlatable flailing arm guys. Yes,

648
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,360
Speaker 2: so that's there's I think it's a family guy episode.

649
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:41,080
Speaker 2: The wacky flailing inflatable arm whatever. It's like a whole yeah, anyway,

650
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 2: it's so great.

651
00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 3: I used to have one on my do not like

652
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 3: a six foot tall one, but like a yeah.

653
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 1: Yes, I had a giant Yeah, just.

654
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 2: A giant, six foot tall, wacky, waving and flavable arm

655
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: guy just on my desk.

656
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,920
Speaker 1: Well, you have high ceilings in here, so true. So

657
00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,400
Speaker 1: Danny is alone in the living room, so he starts

658
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,680
Speaker 1: to dance and sing again. When the entire family walks

659
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: in the front door to witness this, he looks at

660
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 1: them flustered and asks, what are you people doing home

661
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,600
Speaker 1: so early? You're supposed to be out eating dinner. Joey says,

662
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: they don't call it fast food for nothing. Dj asks

663
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: her dad, aren't you going on a date tonight? And

664
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,760
Speaker 1: Jesse chimes in and have you looked in a mirror?

665
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 1: Danny nervously asks, what is this the third degree? You're

666
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 1: not even supposed to be here. He quickly tries to

667
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 1: rush them into the kitchen for dessert, but Kirsten runs

668
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom just in time to meet them

669
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:41,160
Speaker 1: all blailing away. She says, hi everybody, and they all

670
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: look at her with utter confusion. As they say hi,

671
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: Michelle asks, are you here to play with DJ?

672
00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,200
Speaker 3: So uncomfortable?

673
00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 1: Awkward? Wow, that's such a kid thing to do to

674
00:34:57,560 --> 00:34:58,240
Speaker 1: say what.

675
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,440
Speaker 2: It?

676
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: But right?

677
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

678
00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 1: I was like, and we know that.

679
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:07,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Michelle's brutally on and she holds back nothing. She's

680
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 2: not in lier mode right now. She's in I'm gonna

681
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,120
Speaker 2: tell you everything mode.

682
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: Brutal honesty. Yes, Danny decides it's time to interrupt, so

683
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: he tells Michelle, no, she's here to play with me.

684
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 1: Sus keep getting worse and worse. He introduces the family

685
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: to Kirsten his date, and Kimmy asks, where are you

686
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:28,399
Speaker 1: taking her?

687
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 2: Chuckie cheese, Damn Kimmy, damn brutal.

688
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: I got so much satisfaction out of that berry. Oh

689
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:41,760
Speaker 1: it is good. I loved it. Kirsten tells them Danny

690
00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: and I are sneaking into the Slaughter concert. DJ's eyes

691
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:49,640
Speaker 1: go wide, Dad, You're gonna see slaughter you're so lucky.

692
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: And to make him squirm, Jesse asks Danny what his

693
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: favorite Slaughter song is. Danny hesitates before saying, oh, I

694
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 1: like their early stuff. But Kimmy breaks it to him.

695
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,720
Speaker 1: Nice try, mister, t that they only have one album.

696
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,440
Speaker 1: Danny glares at her as he explains, I meant early

697
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 1: in their album first side, first cut, and then he

698
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:13,480
Speaker 1: tells Aj to take Kimmy up in her room to

699
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 1: work on the graduation speech. He's just like, go away,

700
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: yeah anyway. By then, Danny tells Michelle to go up

701
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 1: to her room and work on her graduation song. He

702
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:25,959
Speaker 1: gets to Stephanie and draws a blank, so she tells

703
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,279
Speaker 1: him what she's gonna do. I'll go upstairs and think

704
00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: about how everybody else gets a graduation and I get

705
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 1: dittaly squat. Such a middle child that is holding this grudge.

706
00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: Just a middle child.

707
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 3: She's constantly overlooked. This child has moved into the bathroom.

708
00:36:39,239 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 2: Okay, this is a kid who is you know, just

709
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 2: I mean, she gets overlooked, but someone who at least

710
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 2: pays a little attention to her. And again Michelle is

711
00:36:49,080 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 2: just rolling solo, you know. So Steph is the kind

712
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:54,480
Speaker 2: of the next step after that.

713
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:57,799
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, no, she's she has a right to be

714
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:02,920
Speaker 1: holding a grudge, to be cranky about absolutely. Danny motions

715
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 1: his date towards the front door, and Joey follows after them.

716
00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 1: He impersonates Walter Brennan, saying do kids run along now?

717
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 1: And by golly have fun. Kirsten gasps, hey, great, Ronald Reagan.

718
00:37:14,600 --> 00:37:16,440
Speaker 1: They look at her in disbelief, and Danny has to

719
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 1: break the news that he was actually doing Walter Brennan,

720
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:24,400
Speaker 1: complete with the little limp and the yep the country

721
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:28,600
Speaker 1: bumpkin stuff. Kirsten nods, Oh, well, anyway, we won't be

722
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: out too late. I have to be back at the

723
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 1: sorority house by twelve thirty, and Jesse jokingly extends Danny's

724
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: curfew to twelve forty five. Danny puts on a smile

725
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 1: and says, wow on a school night.

726
00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:39,880
Speaker 3: Gee.

727
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 1: Thanks. He tells Kirsten how much these guys love to

728
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,720
Speaker 1: joke around, but when she's out of earshot, he turns

729
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: to them and threatens I'll get you for this when

730
00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:52,720
Speaker 1: they're gone. Joey turns to Becky and Jesse, asking Reagan.

731
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 3: I mean she wasn't up on the Walter Brennan trivia.

732
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 1: No, well, no, she's too young. It's not not her generation,

733
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,280
Speaker 1: that's she, but she knows Reagan's regular.

734
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,280
Speaker 2: Sure you know everyone here is like, yeah, who doesn't

735
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,439
Speaker 2: know Walter Brennan.

736
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:11,959
Speaker 1: Right, especially people under the age of thirty.

737
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 3: Yeah.

738
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 1: Next, we are at the preschool graduation. Everyone is in

739
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:29,480
Speaker 1: their seats. Steph comments, so this is preschool graduation? Did

740
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,640
Speaker 1: I mention I never got one. I never got a

741
00:38:31,719 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: kindergarten graduation either, and DJ responds, Well, the important thing

742
00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 1: is you're not bitter.

743
00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:37,879
Speaker 2: Eh.

744
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 3: Why damn she got a k was that she got

745
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 3: a kindergarten graduation?

746
00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: Why is she got a kindergarten? Yeah, because nobody showed up.

747
00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:48,200
Speaker 1: They forgot. Yeah, maybe they forgot to bring her to

748
00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 1: school that day.

749
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, that might have been what it was

750
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,320
Speaker 2: or Steph or Steph.

751
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 3: But at least she's dressed like a napkin.

752
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 1: She's like this Laura Ashley dress. This looks like some

753
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:02,399
Speaker 1: jam of style. Do you like it? Really great? I've just.

754
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,880
Speaker 2: Oh god, the call, the wide white collar with the lace,

755
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: and the puffy sleeves and the and I think I

756
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 2: even had tights on.

757
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 3: Oh I hate tight.

758
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 1: Hate tights so hot, I'm sweating.

759
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:19,360
Speaker 2: I refuse to wear any sort of pantyhose tights now.

760
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,040
Speaker 3: Once once my mom.

761
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 2: Could no longer be like you have to wear tights

762
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 2: with that, I was like bye again.

763
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, so uncomfortable. So missus Manning takes the stage alongside Jess.

764
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:37,600
Speaker 1: Alongside Jesse, she welcomes everyone to the Meadowcrest Preschool graduation

765
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:40,640
Speaker 1: and tells the crowd that today's program was put together

766
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:44,680
Speaker 1: by Jesse Kittzopolis. He thanks the crowd, and Becky excitedly

767
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 1: snaps a picture of him. Jesse announces, let's bring out

768
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: our proud grads, shall we? The graduation song begins to play,

769
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 1: and the preschoolers walk out in their pastel colored paper

770
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:58,080
Speaker 1: gowns and flat hats. So cute.

771
00:39:58,120 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 3: It was adorable.

772
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 2: But I have to say that the paper gowns were

773
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,720
Speaker 2: giving me doctor's office.

774
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you took a little like yeah, gen like

775
00:40:05,719 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: a gender reveal with the pastel. Yeah, but it was

776
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: like no, it was like the you know, the the

777
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 1: paper on and yeah, like at the gynecologists, yeah, regular.

778
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 2: Doctor sometimes they have you know, how you put that onto,

779
00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,239
Speaker 2: but you know, but yeah, that's I bet it felt

780
00:40:22,280 --> 00:40:24,080
Speaker 2: like they just took that and poked a hole through

781
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 2: it for the head.

782
00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:27,759
Speaker 1: I bet that's what they did. They just you know,

783
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 1: they they stole some supplies and the great medical office.

784
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:34,680
Speaker 2: And I'm sure Sound didn't at all hate the wrestling

785
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 2: of all of that paper.

786
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,480
Speaker 1: They have to a d r this whole scene, like

787
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: that's that's a lot of right. It's a lot of

788
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:47,040
Speaker 1: preschoolers in wrestling outfits. That is a nightmare for Sound.

789
00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,759
Speaker 1: But stuff is immediately bitter Again, did I mention I

790
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:56,400
Speaker 1: never got a robe or a flat hat? Real? Danny

791
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:59,239
Speaker 1: snaps a cute picture of Michelle and the preschoolers line

792
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: up near Jesse. He tells them to go get ready,

793
00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 1: and they run behind the curtain to take the stage.

794
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:07,319
Speaker 1: Jesse tells the crowd this year, our kids have learned

795
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: about sharing respect, and most importantly, they learned not to

796
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: put their mouths on the drinking fountain. Very important, It's

797
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: super important. Becky holds up the camera and Jesse flashes

798
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,759
Speaker 1: a quick pose. Then he tells the audience that the

799
00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:25,960
Speaker 1: graduated preschoolers are a little older, a little wiser, and

800
00:41:26,040 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: thanks to him, a lot hipper. He pulls back the

801
00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 1: curtain to introduce Jesse's little Rippers. Each of the kids

802
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,880
Speaker 1: is holding a pretend instrument and Jesse turns on twist

803
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 1: and shout for them to rock out to.

804
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 2: You know, I've got to say that I was looking

805
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:47,759
Speaker 2: for like a clip on rattail, which one of you

806
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:48,680
Speaker 2: is rattail ripper?

807
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 1: He should have put mullets on all all these kids all.

808
00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 3: If everyone needed a or a rattail.

809
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, and there needed to be a redheaded one

810
00:41:57,120 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 1: to play the part of Gary. Yeah, this is it

811
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: was still very This was adorable. This was very cute,

812
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: so stink and cute. I wonder how long it took

813
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,080
Speaker 1: to film.

814
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 2: This, because right, a lot of kids don't have to

815
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,200
Speaker 2: take And how much dancing did Adria do?

816
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I mean?

817
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,920
Speaker 3: You know Adria Later who we have had.

818
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 2: On the show before, but was the baby wrangler and

819
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,879
Speaker 2: worked with Ashley and Mary Kate and was the person

820
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 2: who sort of fed them their lines off screen. And

821
00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 2: she would be I'm sure she was right next to

822
00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 2: the camera just twisting and shouting.

823
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 1: Twisting it. She would go full out yep, right behind

824
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:37,520
Speaker 1: the camera, just not even insecure about it at all,

825
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: just going for it. I love them, so Michelle is

826
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: the lead singer. The rest of the kids are her

827
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,280
Speaker 1: backup vocals.

828
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 3: As everyone else is in the world. Basically, the kids.

829
00:42:48,719 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: End the song by screaming and everyone applauds the performance.

830
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:56,279
Speaker 1: Michelle introduces them as the class of nineteen ninety one

831
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: and they all throw their hats in the air. This

832
00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: is so cute and get a great payoff. Loved this.

833
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:08,040
Speaker 1: This was just a great scene. Ambitious, but a great scene. Next,

834
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: we are all back in Joey's room and all the

835
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:15,240
Speaker 1: adults are there when Danny calls Stephanie in. When she arrives,

836
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: Joey proudly announces Stephanie Judith Tanner, this is your graduation ceremony.

837
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: All of them start to sing the graduation song as

838
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: Danny puts on a bathrobe around her and Jesse places

839
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:32,360
Speaker 1: a makeshift flat hat on her head. Steph is be

840
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: She tells them this is a dream come true and asks,

841
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:41,680
Speaker 1: how did you ever know I wanted this? Gee?

842
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 3: Did I mention it?

843
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,480
Speaker 1: Like you read my mind? First, they present to her

844
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 1: a graduation trophy. She realizes it's a bowling trophy, but

845
00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: Joey explains, oh, well, that man is proudly bowling his

846
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: way into the fourth grade. Then Becky hands her a

847
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:02,800
Speaker 1: rapped press and steph nervously asks are these bowling shoes?

848
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: And Becky tells her to open it to find out.

849
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:09,000
Speaker 1: She opens the box and gasps it's her very first

850
00:44:09,080 --> 00:44:14,919
Speaker 1: pair of high heels. Yes, I mean using the word

851
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: high liberally, the tiny little half an inch or whatever.

852
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:20,520
Speaker 1: But it's so cute.

853
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,880
Speaker 3: Oh good. The neighbor's drilling something.

854
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,760
Speaker 1: Oh good, are you just right here?

855
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 3: And we're good now?

856
00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:29,799
Speaker 1: But are we good now?

857
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:30,040
Speaker 2: Yeah?

858
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:32,359
Speaker 1: I didn't hear it from okay, good wherever I am

859
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:33,680
Speaker 1: and we're fine.

860
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 3: He was just momentary.

861
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,600
Speaker 1: Stephanie is ecstatic. She thanks everyone for the gift, and

862
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 1: they shower her with hugs andress.

863
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 2: Do you remember, though, like being so excited, Like when

864
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,000
Speaker 2: your mom finally was like, okay, fine, you can wear

865
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 2: like a little you know, like a one inch heel

866
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:47,319
Speaker 2: for an inch and a half.

867
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: Oh. I felt so grown up, so grown up. That

868
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: is the pinnacle of being grown, right, is wearing your

869
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,720
Speaker 1: first pair and your first brawl.

870
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,879
Speaker 2: And now I would just be like, don't do it,

871
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 2: don't do it. Yeah, for either one those things, it's

872
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:01,400
Speaker 2: a trap.

873
00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 1: Yes, don't don't save forever, right, don't shave your legs,

874
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 1: you know, all the stuff that you like want to

875
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 1: do as a kid.

876
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 2: Like, then you get older you're like, oh, this is

877
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,320
Speaker 2: really terrible and time consuming.

878
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: Yeah no, you're like, I never want to wear heels again.

879
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:22,440
Speaker 1: But but your first pair little webs heels. Oh, by

880
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 1: the thing, super cute, very very grown up. Yes. Danny

881
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:29,719
Speaker 1: hears loud rock music playing in the next room. He

882
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,320
Speaker 1: runs over to the girls room, where DJ and Kirsten

883
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: are dancing to the music. He scolds DJ and reminds

884
00:45:35,960 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: her she isn't the only person in this house, and

885
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: then he spots Kirsten right beside her. She laughs at

886
00:45:42,239 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: him and says, whoa, you sound just like my dad.

887
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 3: That's wo wow, that's what every guy wants to hear.

888
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh, es, this is she's ny, very bright, you know,

889
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 1: I don't she's kind of probably like twenty or twenty one,

890
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,840
Speaker 1: you know, she's not she hasn't had a whole lot

891
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:00,880
Speaker 1: of world experience.

892
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't say that.

893
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:08,640
Speaker 1: Just don't say that. That's wrong on many levels. Danny,

894
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 1: for some reason, is not embarrassed. He tells her, well,

895
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: maybe that's because I am a dad, And that's how

896
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 1: dads sound when they talk to kids, right, this is.

897
00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 3: Like there's just some like give us yeah, no, I

898
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 3: don't even know. I don't even know. Like it's not

899
00:46:24,320 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 3: passive aggressive, Like it wasn't played.

900
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: That way at all.

901
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,359
Speaker 3: But when you like read it, you're like.

902
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: Oh damn, that was hard.

903
00:46:31,520 --> 00:46:32,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, both of them.

904
00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you're old. Well you're a child. It's a

905
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:43,839
Speaker 1: lover's quarrel here. So Kirsten explains that she came by

906
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 1: early to give DJ a tape and figured that she

907
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:50,240
Speaker 1: and Danny could get some pizza before the dance. Danny

908
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:52,560
Speaker 1: asks his daughter if she could give him a second

909
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: with Kirsten. DJ doesn't argue, but she begs Kirsten to

910
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: tell her where she buys her clothes before the dance.

911
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:03,160
Speaker 1: This high school. Yeah, DJ's like, hey, I got a friend,

912
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: you know, this is sharing fashion tips. Kirsten suggests the

913
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: next time she goes shopping, they can go together. DJ's

914
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: exclaims that this is great. I finally have a friend

915
00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:21,120
Speaker 1: with a car a transportation motivation. DJ leaves the room

916
00:47:21,320 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: and Danny initiates the breakup conversation. He tells Kirsten, I

917
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 1: think you're a wonderful girl, I mean woman, I mean person.

918
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 1: But look, you're twenty one and I'm thirty three. Kirsten

919
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 1: cuts him off. Are you trying to say you don't

920
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,960
Speaker 1: want to see me again? And Danny nervously says no, no, no,

921
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 1: absolutely not. Yes. Kirsten tries to tell him that age

922
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:49,400
Speaker 1: doesn't matter and that she really likes him. Danny nods,

923
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:52,640
Speaker 1: I like you too, but I haven't been completely honest

924
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: with you. I'm not really a slaughterhead, and I hated

925
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:59,319
Speaker 1: sneaking into that concert. I mailed them a check today.

926
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:03,800
Speaker 2: After your own heart aby, like I am Danny Tanner

927
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 2: also ninety.

928
00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:07,080
Speaker 3: I can look at him writing a check.

929
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:09,719
Speaker 1: I don't care, like it's like I love this.

930
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: You know.

931
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:15,200
Speaker 1: That's the right thing to do. Write it well, pay

932
00:48:15,239 --> 00:48:17,759
Speaker 1: them back. But yeah, you write a check, why not

933
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety one, I'm living in the nineties. Uh So

934
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,960
Speaker 1: Danny was hoping that they could still be friends. Kirston

935
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,800
Speaker 1: says she'd like that, but before they become just friends,

936
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 1: she decides to lean in and kiss him right way

937
00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:36,000
Speaker 1: to make it.

938
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:36,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, just.

939
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: That this is an awkward place I'm sorry.

940
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 2: To bring up, because he's also just been like, you're

941
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: way too young for me, and then he's like totally,

942
00:48:45,640 --> 00:48:45,759
Speaker 2: I know.

943
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,120
Speaker 3: Now it's just the whole thing. I was like, And

944
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,040
Speaker 3: I'm also looking.

945
00:48:49,440 --> 00:48:52,760
Speaker 2: You know, the eyes of an adult woman at this point,

946
00:48:52,800 --> 00:48:54,480
Speaker 2: like it's you know crue.

947
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's He tries he like tries to dad

948
00:48:57,719 --> 00:49:00,080
Speaker 1: her at first, and she tries to kiss.

949
00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 2: Is accord, sort of as the Senorita Mosley Oh interaction.

950
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:09,160
Speaker 1: You know, Danny needs a better picker. Man, He's like

951
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 1: not picking the right way to go after. Man, where's Vicky, Like,

952
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 1: let's get Vicky. Let's get Vicky here. When Kirsten leaves

953
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,719
Speaker 1: and says goodbye to Danny, he stares at the door

954
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: and whimpers in defeat. Now the ironic thing here is that,

955
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:31,360
Speaker 1: so there's twelve years between Kirsten and Danny. Then Bob's

956
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,719
Speaker 1: wife Kelly, there's twenty.

957
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:37,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was what is I was like, this is

958
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,319
Speaker 2: the time of you know, the tales all the time.

959
00:49:39,360 --> 00:49:44,440
Speaker 2: Everybody always said, you know, yeah, because they're they're you

960
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 2: know what, I'm not going to trash anybody on this

961
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 2: show because I'm just going to keep digging myself a hole.

962
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: No, I'm not trashing anybody I'm just saying it's no.

963
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,759
Speaker 2: I just meant I was going to say because men

964
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,799
Speaker 2: are typically incredibly immature and don't grow up until they're

965
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 2: like forty. But then I was like, oh, that mightn't

966
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 2: you know, not apply to some of the male audience

967
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:03,799
Speaker 2: listening to our show. And then I thought that there's

968
00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,080
Speaker 2: probably not a huge male audience listening to our show.

969
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 2: But then I said I'm going to shut up and

970
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 2: started talking.

971
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:09,840
Speaker 3: Now stop.

972
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. But

973
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 1: there's also a difference between a twenty one year old

974
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:17,480
Speaker 1: and then you know, Kelly was like thirty something when

975
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 1: they met. So that's totally different life stages, way more

976
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,680
Speaker 1: appropriate later in life than fresh out of college.

977
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 3: She's not even out of college. She's doing an internship.

978
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,439
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's still in college. That's right.

979
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,120
Speaker 2: And I would like to say that Manny has said

980
00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,080
Speaker 2: that we don't mature ever, So okay, I didn't say it.

981
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:38,480
Speaker 1: I did say has timed in. There you have it, pemple.

982
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:42,080
Speaker 1: So next in the kitchen, Danny is playing his acoustic

983
00:50:42,120 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 1: guitar as he sings about a young girl. DJ walks

984
00:50:46,920 --> 00:50:50,360
Speaker 1: up behind him, wearing her graduation cap and gown and asks,

985
00:50:50,680 --> 00:50:54,480
Speaker 1: are you going through some kind of crisis. Danny admits

986
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: it's a mini crisis, but he'll be fine. Danny looks

987
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: at Dj and smiles, I can't believe my little baby

988
00:51:01,160 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: is graduating. She reminds him. It's not until tomorrow, but

989
00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,359
Speaker 1: today she has to practice reading a speech with a

990
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 1: tassel in her face. She asks Danny if he'd like

991
00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,920
Speaker 1: to hear it, and he says yes. She recites the

992
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 1: first half of her speech, which focuses on their next

993
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: journey into high school. Danny asks, what about the last

994
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,600
Speaker 1: fourteen years? Sounds like you're saying your life hasn't even

995
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 1: started yet. DJ feels like it hasn't. When she gets

996
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: to high school, she'll get to go out on dates,

997
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: stay up really late, backpack across Europe with her boyfriend.

998
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:35,320
Speaker 3: She's got ideas.

999
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got plans. You know, she's a firstborn type a.

1000
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:43,560
Speaker 1: She has planned out her life. Danny stops her, saying

1001
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,359
Speaker 1: they can fight about that later, but his point is

1002
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:49,879
Speaker 1: don't miss out on what's happening right now just because

1003
00:51:49,920 --> 00:51:52,839
Speaker 1: you're waiting for something better to come along. You can't

1004
00:51:52,920 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 1: live for the future, just like you can't live in

1005
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 1: the past. DJ clarifies, but I'm not living in the past.

1006
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: Danny nods, I know you're not, but I was. I

1007
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 1: was trying to pretend I was twenty one again. That

1008
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:10,120
Speaker 1: was pretty silly, huh you, J smiles. I have to admit,

1009
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,440
Speaker 1: Kimmy and I were laughing at you in those neon

1010
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:15,799
Speaker 1: pants for hours. They both laugh at the memory and

1011
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:18,960
Speaker 1: give each other a big hug. Then Steph comes strutting

1012
00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,000
Speaker 1: in wearing her new high heels. She shows them off

1013
00:52:22,040 --> 00:52:24,920
Speaker 1: to her dad, saying, you can't believe how cool it

1014
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 1: is up here, like a whole, entire, whole entire. Yeah,

1015
00:52:29,920 --> 00:52:30,759
Speaker 1: you're so tall.

1016
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:32,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, Danny's like, I have no idea what it's like

1017
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:33,720
Speaker 3: to be taller.

1018
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:39,719
Speaker 1: She walks over to Danny and gives him a big hug,

1019
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: and then Michelle walks in wearing her pjs. She sniffs

1020
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,920
Speaker 1: the air and asks, do I smell chocolate cake?

1021
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:48,719
Speaker 3: The nose of a bloodhound?

1022
00:52:49,560 --> 00:52:52,200
Speaker 1: She's got that, Yeah, she's got the note of a

1023
00:52:52,239 --> 00:52:57,360
Speaker 1: sugar sugar bencher. Danny smiles, Yes, you do. Weren't you

1024
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: in bed sound asleep? Michelle tells him my nose woke

1025
00:53:01,040 --> 00:53:01,359
Speaker 1: me up.

1026
00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 2: She heard the It was trying to get that plastic

1027
00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:05,680
Speaker 2: top off the cake thing. You know, there's no quiet

1028
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:07,879
Speaker 2: way to do that, and it just yeah, yeah, that's

1029
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,480
Speaker 2: what yeh, that's.

1030
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 1: What she heard. That could wake up for really, everyone's

1031
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:18,240
Speaker 1: gonna know. She walks up to Danny and he places

1032
00:53:18,239 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 1: her on his lap, giving her a big kiss. He

1033
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,600
Speaker 1: looks around at his girls and says, I may not

1034
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,360
Speaker 1: be twenty one anymore, but thirty three is feeling pretty

1035
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:32,239
Speaker 1: good right about. Oh oh, He asks out loud, can

1036
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:36,040
Speaker 1: life be any better than this? And Michelle answers, it

1037
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:38,960
Speaker 1: would be better if I had some chocolate cake, And

1038
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: that's her show. Such a sweet ending with his The

1039
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: three the four of you together is a sweet little ding.

1040
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,200
Speaker 2: And it's sort of you know, we're at the end

1041
00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:54,480
Speaker 2: of season four, so we're setting up that, you know,

1042
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:58,160
Speaker 2: DJ's going into high school and Michelle's starting elementary school.

1043
00:53:58,480 --> 00:53:59,840
Speaker 3: It's Steph starting fourth grade.

1044
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 2: But you know there it's like starting to uh become

1045
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:04,960
Speaker 2: a thing.

1046
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:09,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're wrapping up this era. We're moving on to

1047
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:13,160
Speaker 1: season five. We won episode left of season four. No,

1048
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 1: I can't believe And this was a long season.

1049
00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,280
Speaker 3: It was it was twenty six episodes.

1050
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:22,400
Speaker 1: Wow, what did you? Did you have any everywhere he

1051
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 1: looks for this one. I thought I might.

1052
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:31,720
Speaker 2: Have something in the graduate the preschool graduation scene, but I.

1053
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:32,560
Speaker 3: I didn't recognize anything. I paused it and I was like,

1054
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:33,520
Speaker 3: who are these people?

1055
00:54:33,640 --> 00:54:33,799
Speaker 2: Oh?

1056
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 3: Actual extras? Oh thumbs up, thumb Yeah, there we go.

1057
00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 1: Gotta love the zoom filters.

1058
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 3: Uh.

1059
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: No, I didn't recognize any preschoolers. I just have the one.

1060
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 1: Everywhere you look. You probably have it too. Keith Richmond,

1061
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: or stage manager or sad was back in the Wake

1062
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 1: Up San Francisco set as he He's like he should

1063
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:59,919
Speaker 1: be billed as like a recruiting cast member at this point.

1064
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 2: Really, what it is is they're like, why would we

1065
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,759
Speaker 2: pay someone to have a headset and do the thing

1066
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 2: that we already have someone that does.

1067
00:55:07,280 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 3: And it's kind of funny.

1068
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 1: That's true. And ye anyway, just camera anywhere.

1069
00:55:11,960 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 3: To say your line? Say the thing for Keith?

1070
00:55:15,600 --> 00:55:17,600
Speaker 1: Oh boy? But yeah, no I didn't. You couldn't get out.

1071
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 3: I didn't have any others.

1072
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: That was that was about it. No, No, we were

1073
00:55:22,160 --> 00:55:25,879
Speaker 1: very light on everywhere he looks this week. That's because

1074
00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:27,839
Speaker 1: we didn't. We weren't preschool aged we didn't know any

1075
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 1: of the thing.

1076
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 3: That's true.

1077
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:29,520
Speaker 1: That's true.

1078
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:31,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, And we didn't have Yeah, we weren't.

1079
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 2: We didn't have a lot of It wasn't like we

1080
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 2: had younger siblings or anything to you know, invite in.

1081
00:55:36,480 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true, very true. All right.

1082
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 2: Well, you know, like this sets up where we're heading

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Speaker 2: at the end of the season, where you know, people

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Speaker 2: are kind of off to where we're going to pick

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Speaker 2: up with them in the next bit of time, you know,

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Speaker 2: after what would have been what the summer break for

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Speaker 2: the show.

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Speaker 1: Yep, yep. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So this was cute.

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Speaker 1: This was cute, This was good. Good setup. Yeah good.

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Speaker 3: Now I want.

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Speaker 2: Chocolate cake though, uh oh do I smell chocolate cake?

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Speaker 3: Anyway, you guys, thank you so much for listening.

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Speaker 1: We really appreciate it.

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Speaker 3: Anta Ritos, We love you.

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Speaker 1: Guys.

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Speaker 2: Make sure you're liking and subscribing to the podcast wherever

1098
00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,760
Speaker 2: you're listening to it, and rate.

1099
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Speaker 3: Us, review, give us some stars.

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00:56:19,719 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 2: I don't know, make us feel good, give us a compliment,

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Speaker 2: you know, and you can also send us an email

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Speaker 2: at how Rude Taneritos at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: You can also find.

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Speaker 2: Us at how Rude podcast on Instagram and of course

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Speaker 2: our individual ones Andrew Barber and Jody Sweeten and uh,

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Speaker 2: I think that's it.

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Speaker 1: What else? That's it?

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Speaker 3: Everything merg.

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Speaker 2: Dot com, Oh yeah, mer and yeah, and remember you guys,

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Speaker 2: the world is small.

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Speaker 3: The house is full of flat hats, full of forever everyone.

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Speaker 2: There's enough for everyone to wear a little graduation Morti board.

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Speaker 1: It's so cute. That's and you like flame in the air,

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Speaker 1: like it's just I love that.

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Speaker 3: That's except the house that because everyone's graduating to a

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Speaker 3: you know, a little new moment.

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Speaker 1: Let's celebrate graduation. Grads and dads.

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Speaker 2: And and and hopefully don Jovie can play at their graduation.

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Speaker 1: That'll be great. I love it. It's like I'm here

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Speaker 1: for this type of humor. Bye bye