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Speaker 2: That's fine, yo, yo, sound great.

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Speaker 1: This is the tone of the podcast, A bunch of losers.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be here. You can go ahead

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, I don't have a condom on.

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Speaker 2: That's great. I don't care like I'm gonna try to

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Speaker 1: Is that playing? I don't have a condom on?

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Speaker 2: Is it planned?

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Speaker 1: Playing?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It's playing, man goll but we do we sound old again?

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Speaker 2: Playing? No, I'll tell you what's not playing. That was

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Speaker 1: Hey, oh my gosh, let's do the intro. Go for it,

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Speaker 1: Arnold tmover. Guys, he was drinking on Broadway and a

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Speaker 2: I didn't see him out in about this weekend when

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Speaker 1: we're gonna do it.

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Speaker 2: Lark oh the one two three sore losers?

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Speaker 1: What up? Everybody.

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Speaker 2: I am Lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 2: I give you the sports facts, my sports opinions, because

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Speaker 1: Y'all. Hat scissay Mundo. Not as downtrodden as Lunchbox. What

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Speaker 1: is up? I'm from the north. I'm in Alpha Male.

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Speaker 1: I live on the north side of Nashville with Baser,

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Speaker 1: my wife. We're on the outskirts. We're in the country

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Speaker 1: of it over to you?

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Speaker 2: Man, What do you want to talk about?

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Speaker 1: I didn't even know if you were gonna address this.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what, what do you want to talk about?

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Speaker 1: Do you want to do?

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Speaker 2: You want to talk about it?

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Speaker 1: Here?

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Speaker 2: It is here? It is no fantasy football playoffs. I'm

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Speaker 2: favored to win. Yeah, my team looks good. We go

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Speaker 2: into Thursday night. My opponent has Cooper Cup. I have

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Speaker 2: kyn Williams. And Cooper Cups gets an absolute goose ey

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Speaker 2: a zero does nothing and Kien Williams gets twelve. And

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Speaker 2: I am feeling good about my life. I am feeling

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Speaker 2: that game. But what have we learned in fantasy football?

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Speaker 2: What we have learned is it's a toxic fing relationship.

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Speaker 2: We have learned that if you have a good Thursday night,

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Speaker 2: this is it. Maybe it's just me. If someone on

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Speaker 2: my fantasy football team where my opponent has someone that

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Speaker 2: thing comes Sunday. Because let me tell you what happened

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Speaker 2: on Sunday. My team sucked ass. Sucked ass. Daniels comes

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Speaker 2: out that first half and gets like twenty five fantasy

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Speaker 2: pace for a fitty burger. Fitty burger from Jaden Daniels.

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Speaker 2: He got two points in the second half. Whoa two

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Speaker 1: Who played the ghost of RG three?

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Speaker 2: That's what I want to know. What the hell happened

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Speaker 2: to him? Throwing the ball all over the yard and

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Speaker 1: That's why you never change a team's name from the

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Speaker 2: Oh Isaiah, but check goes back we go. He was

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Speaker 2: Let's feed him the rock.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's back for the Chiefs.

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Speaker 2: Five points.

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Speaker 1: Five's good on My team didn't do nothing, dude, we'll

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Speaker 2: I tried to give you, guys, advice. You don't take advice.

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Speaker 1: You could be our feature back. We didn't need advice.

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Speaker 1: We lost by fifty. Dude, they ain't even over yet.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to play guy who put up two hundred points. Guys.

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Speaker 1: We are dead. We no hunger, are alive?

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Speaker 2: Oh man. And then I mean, we're halfway through the

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Speaker 2: second half, and my, my, my big trade acquisition of

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Speaker 2: I mean he finally got one in like the middle

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Speaker 1: At the very end, he could have got another twenty

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Speaker 2: And they sodomized him and stole the damn ball interception.

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Speaker 2: Great cool, all right, no problem, I'll have Amari Cooper.

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean, because last week Amari Cooper,

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Speaker 1: Amari Cooper said, hold my beer, he said, Hey, don't

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Speaker 2: You can kiss my ass. You've been loyal to me

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Speaker 2: all damn year, the one year I finally get Cooper

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Speaker 2: So let me tell you this. If you're ever in

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Speaker 2: AF that guy, AF that guy. I mean, unfreaking believable, dude.

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Speaker 1: How does it? Elijah Moore? How does he get two receptions?

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Speaker 1: Guess how many yards he had twenty negative one on

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Speaker 2: He broke out one behind the line and it was

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Speaker 1: Motherfucker couldn't get one yard. Dude, we were going backwards. Man,

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Speaker 2: Brice Hall had not practiced all week, so I'm sitting

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Speaker 2: He plays on Saturday or Sunday, whatever damn day they

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well we were on the opposite of that. Kenneth

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Speaker 2: Oh, don't worry half of a fifteen o' mury. The

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Speaker 2: New York Giants have two homeless guys playing quarterback. To

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Speaker 2: Playing, Yes, and you know that the only player, the

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Speaker 2: How about we put three motherfuckers on him and stop

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Speaker 1: How much did he put up?

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Speaker 2: Oh? He put up? Uh? Where'd he go?

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Speaker 1: There he is?

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Speaker 2: He had a eighty two yards and a touchdown nineteen

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Speaker 2: point two points. Yeah, whoa great damn job. Come on, Ravens,

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Speaker 2: fucking mark somebody.

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Speaker 1: That is this soccer mark their ass, Get on him.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing? He's the only guy on their offense.

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Speaker 2: He is literally the only guy that can play football

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Speaker 2: It's so stupid, so stupid.

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Speaker 1: Don't they got Darius Slayton, who you gotta put somebody

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Speaker 2: You don't, God Almighty, it was just it was just devastating.

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Speaker 1: But you're not done yet. You still have guys.

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Speaker 2: You want to know how many? This is how I

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Speaker 2: York Giants they had He had fourteen targets. So they

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Speaker 2: It shouldn't be that hard to guard him.

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Speaker 1: Jesus, Hey, you still can win.

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Speaker 2: I'm down thirty five points.

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Speaker 1: Ray with three guys.

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Speaker 2: Left, two guys because he has Drake London. I have

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Speaker 2: I need three touchdowns from each to have a chance.

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Speaker 1: Well we need eight touchdowns from Ray, Ray McLeod, my

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Speaker 1: NFL record, My god, your brother, dude, we all three

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Speaker 2: And I know he got sodom No, no, just but

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Speaker 1: I hit my TV.

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Speaker 2: You know how I'm watching these games is on my phone.

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Speaker 1: I think Jay was on Stream East.

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Speaker 2: You know why because I had a birthday party at

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Speaker 1: Dude, Woody Allen. He entered in. He told us we'd

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Speaker 2: Oh good, I didn't know Woody Allen was in town anyway.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have a chance. Had birthday parties galore. Did

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Speaker 1: You got some poor friends, and it's like.

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Speaker 2: They just get to run around and dive in phone

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Speaker 2: are you guys not worrying about your fantasy football fucking playoffs?

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Speaker 2: Because every freaking moment I'm getting more bad news and

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Speaker 2: more bad news and more bad news.

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Speaker 1: Then he make the playoffs.

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Speaker 2: I have no idea. Didn't talk to him. I was

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Speaker 2: goes look at this, and I'm like, what, You're gonna

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Speaker 2: dive headfirst into the phone bit for the fifteenth time.

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Speaker 2: I don't care, priest. I'll just core a touchdown, fuck

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Speaker 1: God, well, at least you weren't ahead by fifty and

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Speaker 1: then you lose by fifty. Imagine that roller coaster, because

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Speaker 1: that's the one the ripper mcgoo's were.

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Speaker 2: That's true. And then last night I'm like, okay, that's

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Speaker 2: all right. He's got two guys going. Last night, he's

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Speaker 2: got Josh Jacobs and Jaden Reed.

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Speaker 1: Those guys don't even play.

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Speaker 2: Oh Josh Jacobs. All of a sudden, is Walter fucking

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Speaker 2: all he does is take eight sacks. He never throws

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Speaker 1: Then that sounds like the Cleveland because Jamis Winston, the

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Speaker 1: were running after those quarterbacks. No wonder Eliza Moore never

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Speaker 2: just give up. We're down by however many with two

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Speaker 2: need Injigba. Do you not understand what I'm playing for? Dude?

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Speaker 1: That's why I like the Giants. They were actually throwing

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Speaker 2: I hated them.

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Speaker 1: Well, I needed that because we needed Lamar. But the

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Speaker 1: that's how Lamar got five touchdowns.

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Speaker 2: I saw it. Bateman, Bateman, Mark Andrews. I mean, I

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Speaker 2: don't know who else he threw it to, but good

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Speaker 2: But don't worry. I was texting Battersbox throughout the day.

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Speaker 2: He's like, you're still favoring to be in? I was like, Uh,

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Speaker 2: Trey mcbrie another catch, Trey McBride, another catch, Trey McBride,

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Speaker 2: another catch, God almighty, Trey McBride is amazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, AI doesn't know shit.

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Speaker 2: E Trey McBride thirteen damn points. Let's go over my team. Okay, Uh,

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Speaker 2: but Checko five points, Tyreek Hill four points, great job boys, Uh,

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Speaker 2: Jayden Daniels two points. Second half. I love my damn team,

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Speaker 2: Amari fucking Cooper kick rocks your cut.

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Speaker 1: I told Justin if there is a running back you

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Speaker 1: Jaliel McLoughlin other Broncos. If you need a fucking yard,

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you don't listen to me. I

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Speaker 2: don't know why to have made a ten point, but it

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Speaker 2: doesn't matter. I'm starting a guy for the Raiders. They're

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Speaker 2: gonna get sodomized tonight. By forty. He's the lead running back.

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Speaker 2: He's gonna get ninety five percent of the carries. Jaliel

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Speaker 1: I told Justin.

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Speaker 2: He said, fuck lunchbox. So here's the thing I texted

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Speaker 2: in the playoffs. And guess what Justin said back ignored,

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Speaker 2: He didn't respont. It was probably asleep, and you guys

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Speaker 2: lecked him on your bench and six Sincere is gonna

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Speaker 2: rot there.

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Speaker 1: Hey, rever Mugoo's oar motto. We start guys that you bench. God,

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Speaker 1: we're starting McLoughlin, the guy we played as them deep

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Speaker 2: And then Batter's Box, I mean, the team he was playing,

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Speaker 2: they got that. They just went off.

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Speaker 1: Dude, if you're gonna lose, though, lose by fifty, lose

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Speaker 1: by one hundred, that's why I gotta get I gotta

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Speaker 1: get props. If you're gonna kill me, shoot me ten times,

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Speaker 1: don't just let me just kind of slowly start to

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 1: They went ahead of us. So the Chinchilla's Chinchill's are

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Speaker 1: gonna be the first fantasy football team to put up

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Speaker 1: two hundred points. How did he draft those guys? I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's why we wanted to play you first. We wanted you.

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Speaker 2: You didn't want me that we did. Here's the thing.

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Speaker 2: My matchup, Hey, here's the thing. Let's be real. My

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Speaker 2: matchup is a absolute crap show. I mean, Batter's Box

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Speaker 2: but the other person still has one person to play.

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Speaker 2: They had Jalen Hurts. They had Devontae Adams go off. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: high scoring game, yours. The other matchup between Muscle White

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Speaker 2: in a row. Dude is on fire, on fire, one

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Speaker 1: The Jags.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Then oh River magoose one seventy one to one

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Speaker 2: twenty one. High scoring. My score right now is ninety

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Speaker 1: I mean, what a way to go out, man. You

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Speaker 2: Hey, we went out with the limpus of limp dicks

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Speaker 2: I've ever seen in my life. And I am so

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Speaker 2: pissed off pouting around the house last night, just like,

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Speaker 2: go your team. I'm like no, I'm sitting here in

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Speaker 2: and I just want to mourn it while I watch

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Speaker 2: She just wants to get away from me. And I

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Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't want to talk about it.

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Speaker 2: it so personal and get so mad, but I can't

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Speaker 1: There was also a lot of money up for grabs. Yes,

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Speaker 1: very ten thousand dollars league right.

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Speaker 2: Hey, batter's box he had, He had a dream team,

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Speaker 1: His blueprit only led him to the playoffs.

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Speaker 2: He was very disappointed. I texted him yesterday. He quit responding.

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Speaker 2: Then he replies with, oh, sorry, my phone died. Yeah right,

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Speaker 2: you were just mad or you slammed it into the ground.

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Speaker 2: Had to go buy a new one, he said. Jesus

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Speaker 2: Christ cover Devonte effing Adams. I am fucked.

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Speaker 1: We got to break.

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Speaker 2: He goes. They have Devonte and Thomas thirty each. Why

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Speaker 2: does my life go this way? He goes, I am

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Speaker 2: down thirty and sore losers season over. How did I

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Speaker 2: get to this point in my life? Unbelievable?

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Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, we were up ninety to thirty five,

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Speaker 2: The Lions game, dude, I mean, who knew. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I didn't see Josh Allen doing that. Dude.

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Speaker 1: He marched on those Lions, bro.

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Speaker 2: And they didn't even use the running back any but

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Speaker 2: they just started running the Josh Allen to the right,

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Speaker 2: Josh Allen to the left every time. And Charbonney, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, you knew he was gonna play with Kenneth Walker.

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Speaker 1: I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: he still has got Brock Bowers to go, Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: he's yeah, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, I said, I go text to Justin. I said,

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Speaker 1: the worst thing that could happen right here is one

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Speaker 1: hundred yard past to Saint I'm on. It was a

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Speaker 1: I was like, well, it just happened.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to know the big mistake I made too, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because after he had he had a stupid Cooper Cup

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Speaker 2: and I was like, hey, guys, this round's on me

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Speaker 2: so we were at a bar and I bought a

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Speaker 2: I was already counting my semi final money. I don't

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Speaker 2: know if you.

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Speaker 1: Would have won with that win. Didn't you need another

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Speaker 1: win afternoon?

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Speaker 2: But semi finals you at least get money because you're

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Speaker 2: you lose the next game.

434
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:32,520
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I didn't know that.

435
00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:38,400
Speaker 2: It makes it feel better, doesn't it. Oh my god.

436
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 2: We'll take a break and we'll hear from Justin right

437
00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:40,679
Speaker 2: after this.

438
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,119
Speaker 1: Check check out my melody. I want to live good.

439
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,399
Speaker 1: One of those other little fuckers took my headphones dude,

440
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:52,880
Speaker 1: I had to go condomless. What's going on around here?

441
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:56,959
Speaker 1: I come out of the bathroom and they're gone, And

442
00:21:56,960 --> 00:22:00,840
Speaker 1: then I don't even get an apology. No, go hey man,

443
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 1: you got my headphones?

444
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,080
Speaker 2: He goes, oh are these yours? Well, they ain't yours.

445
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 1: Why would you grab somebody's headphones? Then aren't yours in

446
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:10,360
Speaker 1: the first place?

447
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:13,640
Speaker 2: Like, obviously you're not. And if you use headphones every day,

448
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,080
Speaker 2: then bring your own damn headphones. How long have you

449
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:16,920
Speaker 2: been doing this?

450
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:18,240
Speaker 1: Like how long?

451
00:22:18,560 --> 00:22:21,440
Speaker 2: Honestly, how long has that individual been part of that show?

452
00:22:21,680 --> 00:22:22,000
Speaker 1: Years?

453
00:22:22,560 --> 00:22:25,800
Speaker 2: Years? Bring your own damn headphones.

454
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:29,160
Speaker 1: I set my headphones on the couch, went to the bathroom.

455
00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: When I came back from the bathroom, I was gonna

456
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:34,119
Speaker 1: grab said headphones, come into this studio and do the

457
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,160
Speaker 1: podcast with you. I got in here and I said, oh,

458
00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 1: no headphones, because the person had stolen it from the couch,

459
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,800
Speaker 1: And so then I never even saw them or forgot

460
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:44,400
Speaker 1: about them. And then they go and do an hour's show,

461
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,200
Speaker 1: and I said, well, no worries, I did the podcast

462
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:48,800
Speaker 1: without headphones. Oh these are yours?

463
00:22:48,880 --> 00:22:51,440
Speaker 2: Oh are these yours? That was his reaction, and he goes, yeah,

464
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:56,040
Speaker 2: they're mine, and he goes, oh, well I thought I thought.

465
00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,959
Speaker 2: No matter what you thought, just say, hey, my bad,

466
00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:00,040
Speaker 2: I accidentally took.

467
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,480
Speaker 1: You Just can come grab somebody's headphones and just go

468
00:23:03,560 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 1: off with them.

469
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 2: Oh were these your car keys? Oh my god, I

470
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,440
Speaker 2: didn't know.

471
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 1: Was that your range Rover? I just took it and

472
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 1: drove it. My bad, dude, that was yours.

473
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 2: Oh was that your wife? I didn't know. I'm sorry, man,

474
00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,840
Speaker 2: Like no one told me. She was just sitting on

475
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 2: the couch.

476
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:21,000
Speaker 1: Oh that was your laptop. Oh yeah, I just took it.

477
00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 1: That was yours. Yeah, man, it was mine. No apology,

478
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,520
Speaker 1: just gives it back. Hey, I kind of need it.

479
00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,200
Speaker 1: We're gonna do the big show and I have no headphones.

480
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 2: Hey man, it's kind of like part of my job equipment,

481
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:35,840
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, Like how some people need

482
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 2: a jackhammer, some people need a computer to you know,

483
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:42,159
Speaker 2: some people need a briefcase to say I object, A

484
00:23:42,240 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: judge needs a gabble. I need my headphones. You can't

485
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:50,480
Speaker 2: just grab random people's headphones off the couch. Very weird. Uh?

486
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:52,240
Speaker 1: Can I just read a couple of these things real quick?

487
00:23:52,320 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 2: Yeah? From justin please, I just.

488
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,359
Speaker 1: Want to put it to bed. I don't even know

489
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:57,359
Speaker 1: if they're funny or good.

490
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,760
Speaker 2: No, they're good. They have to be good. The fact

491
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,439
Speaker 2: that he fell asleep, was he that hungover or did

492
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:06,880
Speaker 2: he start drinking early in anticipation of Fantasy football?

493
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,679
Speaker 1: We drank on the golf course the day before. I

494
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: believe he then ubered, went out to a bar that night,

495
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: and then just didn't have a lot of sleep. So

496
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,159
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's when he caught up in the afternoons.

497
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,080
Speaker 2: You guys play golf on Saturday. Yeah, let me check

498
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:25,120
Speaker 2: my text. Nope, Nope, nothing there.

499
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,960
Speaker 1: All right, dude, you're not going to come out to

500
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 1: where I'm at. Yeah, Saturday was a bad day. We

501
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:34,000
Speaker 1: had a birthday party. When did we have a birthday party?

502
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 2: Was it in afternoon? Yeah? It was in afternoon. We

503
00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,639
Speaker 2: had a birthday party. So we had a birthday party

504
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 2: Saturday afternoon, Sunday morning, Sunday afternoon. It was a busy schedule.

505
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Speaker 1: There's just so many There's just so many.

506
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:49,440
Speaker 2: Good that's what the people want to hear. They don't, No,

507
00:24:49,560 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 2: they do, because this was our weekend, dude. I mean

508
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:59,239
Speaker 2: my weekend was trampoline park, Saturday, playhouse, on Sunday and

509
00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,280
Speaker 2: then Gymnastics Place on Sunday afternoon. Those were the three

510
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,120
Speaker 2: birthday parties.

511
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 1: I said, we got to figure out Broncos, Dude or Raiders.

512
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: And Justin said, I think we got to play the

513
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,480
Speaker 1: numbers and start McLaughlin, who put up four points if that,

514
00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 1: he plays a horrible defense. And I said the Raiders

515
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,960
Speaker 1: sucks so bad other than last week, they don't even

516
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 1: use running backs, and he goes yep. I said, we

517
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,320
Speaker 1: need a lead, Justin says Lamar. I said, his guys

518
00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:25,160
Speaker 1: are late games, so we have to build a lead.

519
00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 1: And I said, scary every time scary Terry got the ball. Scary, scary, scary.

520
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:35,160
Speaker 1: Justin Lamar looks like aides McLoughlin TD. There's no way

521
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:38,560
Speaker 1: he got to touch. I don't know why he would

522
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 1: have even said that, And I said he didn't. The

523
00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:43,480
Speaker 1: guy we're playing didn't start Mark Andrews. Why would he

524
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:44,200
Speaker 1: not have done that.

525
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 2: Mark Andrews has sucked this year.

526
00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,520
Speaker 1: I know, but it would have kind of nullified It

527
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:49,080
Speaker 1: would have nullified one of the touchdowns.

528
00:25:49,119 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 2: I would agree with that, Like, if you're playing against

529
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 2: the quarterback, you're putting him in.

530
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:54,199
Speaker 1: I said, what oh, I guess I texted the same thing.

531
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:56,200
Speaker 1: I just said, what an idiot. That would have nullified

532
00:25:56,200 --> 00:26:00,760
Speaker 1: fifty percent of Lamar. Justin, I don't think he's that bright.

533
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,359
Speaker 1: Just talks a lot of crap. And I said, he

534
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: sounds our word on the message board. Justin Nico needs

535
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 1: to get going, and I said, we need to have

536
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 1: a lead TD Bateman, we'll take it. Obviously wanted zeigs.

537
00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: We had Zay. You have the double dip and I said,

538
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 1: need five of those. Little did I know three hours

539
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 1: before the end, I was calling it and Justin at

540
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: least he scored. That was Henry TD and Henry got no.

541
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 2: Touchdown touchdowns, none whatsoever.

542
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:31,800
Speaker 1: Justin Ginzay, where is Zay? And I said, oh, don't worry.

543
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:34,199
Speaker 1: They were running a play to him and some lineman

544
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:37,199
Speaker 1: tripped on his dick. Play never ran. It was one

545
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,680
Speaker 1: hundred yard past to Zay. Trust me, that was gonna

546
00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: be the play. Justin, Well, I don't have skycam like

547
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 1: you do. Justin just watches it on his phone sometimes

548
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:48,040
Speaker 1: he's doing game cast. Lamar could put up fifty if

549
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 1: they don't pull him in the third. Need a quick

550
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:51,800
Speaker 1: Giants TD, And I say, yep, That's just what I

551
00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:55,479
Speaker 1: was gonna say. This Italian kid is launching it. Praise hands.

552
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:57,879
Speaker 1: Need him to throw a hell Mary with nine minutes

553
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,520
Speaker 1: left in the second quarter. I don't give a fuck.

554
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,480
Speaker 1: Throw a hell Mary, I said, Fuck yeah, he's launching it.

555
00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:05,240
Speaker 1: No time off the clock. Hell yeah, he's slinging the

556
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 1: pig fat justin. I'm six plays behind you. Please stop

557
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:12,200
Speaker 1: doing play by play. Me ball was going to THELN

558
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: interception because we were playing thelan It's.

559
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 2: So funny when someone is watching in their delayed because

560
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,040
Speaker 2: batter's box for some reason, he is always a few

561
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:22,639
Speaker 2: seconds behind. And if I'm on the phone with him

562
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 2: and by oh yeah, and he's like, I haven't seen

563
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 2: that yet.

564
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: You gotta sink.

565
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:28,919
Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh my bad.

566
00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: Me need the little things to happen, and they are justin.

567
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: I'm listening to the game on a radio. Me do

568
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: stream ease. Giants going for it fourth and two. Love

569
00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:43,159
Speaker 1: to see it. Lamar is doing everything right. Justin. No

570
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:46,240
Speaker 1: one else is doing shit. Me. We need a lead

571
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,560
Speaker 1: or will slowly bleed out this afternoon. Yes, Mixon tripped

572
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,920
Speaker 1: over his dick. Nico time, Nico.

573
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah.

574
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 1: The little things are happening justin ten plays behind TD

575
00:27:58,040 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: and I go yup. He goes, hell yeah, but again

576
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:06,320
Speaker 1: I'm behind you me. Scary Terry can't score again. And

577
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 1: Scary Terry just scored again. He got two touchdowns.

578
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:10,920
Speaker 2: Only in the first half. He didn't know anything in

579
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:12,600
Speaker 2: the second half. I promise, promise you.

580
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,160
Speaker 1: That I don't know how interesting these are. Lamar needs

581
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:18,880
Speaker 1: to march. Good start, Let's go, Lamar, big run. We

582
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:23,000
Speaker 1: have to have this. Justin Lamar is hurt. It's officially ended.

583
00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,879
Speaker 1: And so I think he was looking on game cast

584
00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:27,040
Speaker 1: and I said, dude, he's playing. He was messing with

585
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: his armband. The staff didn't strap it up correctly. I said,

586
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,800
Speaker 1: we did it, kid, we did it. We'll take it.

587
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,040
Speaker 2: Oh. He did look hard at that one point when

588
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:36,560
Speaker 2: his pants were about to fall down, so he was

589
00:28:36,600 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 2: grabbing the side of his leg. But he was worried

590
00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 2: as was gonna come out.

591
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 1: Me playoff, Lamar. Justin one TD by Zay and we're safe.

592
00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,600
Speaker 1: Me Lamar could single handedly save us. Oh my gosh,

593
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:52,040
Speaker 1: thought it was steeling one hundred yard pass. Me go wow,

594
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,240
Speaker 1: the one hundred yard pass must have been that I

595
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,520
Speaker 1: thought was another white guy that was steeling. We lucked

596
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: out and then another touchdown Justin, we have a shot.

597
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:03,840
Speaker 1: Another Lamar TD would be nice. Me Zay TD Lamar

598
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:08,120
Speaker 1: both feed in up Justin, not Zay, but touchdown at

599
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:13,200
Speaker 1: least me. We'll take it. We're desperate. Me. I saw

600
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:15,800
Speaker 1: Elijah Moore on the screen, so he's alive. At least

601
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:19,400
Speaker 1: I can confirm that. Justin he's killing us me huge

602
00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: giants at the one. Justin, where's John? U? Me? John

603
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 1: New and Elijah both are being charged for rape. Zay

604
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: is alive, Justin, John Neuho, we're alive, Justin. We pray

605
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: for Zay me Lamar. I thought it was a run.

606
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 2: He passed to a running.

607
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,479
Speaker 1: Back and Justin. This is a contest now, I mean

608
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: we're like up down up me. Do you believe in miracles?

609
00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: A I believes in its fifty five percent? Justin Lamar

610
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 1: may go for six tds. We need him to stay

611
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 1: in the game. Me. We needed a lead and he

612
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: has blessed us. Touchdown giants, Let's go, Justin. Just need

613
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:57,720
Speaker 1: to see Lamar run out there. Me gonna be close,

614
00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 1: but I think a TD is confirmed. Damn, Lamar is out.

615
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,680
Speaker 1: Hell of a job. We salute you. They pulled him

616
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,120
Speaker 1: at the very end of the game. Oh man, Justin

617
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,800
Speaker 1: still got Zay probably runs though. Me, Nico, hope he

618
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: gets some here and me, I forgot about Zay. He's

619
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,800
Speaker 1: actually still on the team. They could use him. Me,

620
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: we don't need a feeling TD, or we don't need

621
00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: a feeling TD monitoring because they were at like the

622
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,120
Speaker 1: five and the D one was looking like an option.

623
00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 1: Me scary Terry drops TD. No feeling TD passing down

624
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,720
Speaker 1: incoming for Nico perfect hopefully John New time in overtime.

625
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: Justin kind of need these games to end. Me. We

626
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: don't need Saints redskins ot one of the dumbasses went

627
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 1: for it on like fourth down.

628
00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 2: Did you see that that they stop the clock? They

629
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 2: would have never even got the touchdown. They did a

630
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 2: two pointer, my god.

631
00:30:43,960 --> 00:30:46,719
Speaker 1: Would have been a touchdown. Justin. Regardless of what happens,

632
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 1: we can say to ourselves, job well done. I think

633
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: we take on lunch next week. That might have been

634
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:54,920
Speaker 1: the kiss of death. Justin texted, I think we take

635
00:30:54,960 --> 00:30:57,440
Speaker 1: on lunch next week. That's when we're up fifty. Me

636
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,400
Speaker 1: Batter's box in trouble me. Why Josh Allen is gonna

637
00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 1: be brutal, slowly bleeding out, justin. We need Gibby to

638
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,360
Speaker 1: put on a show. If Gibby puts up twenty at

639
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:10,320
Speaker 1: offsets Allen's forty, huh news to you, Allen put up

640
00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: like fifty. Me Yes, we need an offset, hoping for

641
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 1: John Hue and not a chain. It's pass Bill with

642
00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: a minute left, pick game over, which I'm fine with.

643
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. We need this

644
00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 1: Panthers game to just and Justin or Elijah Moore to

645
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:28,160
Speaker 1: catch a fucking ball me. He only throws to Judy

646
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 1: every time, passing five, passing, almoding. Elijah Moore did block

647
00:31:32,640 --> 00:31:34,960
Speaker 1: last play, so he is playing. I can confirm that

648
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 1: the Bills Lions game needs to end zero zero for

649
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: all I fucking gear justin. We are moving on to

650
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: the second waves of games with a hefty lead. We

651
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 1: had a fifty point lead at this point.

652
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 2: Hey, can I say, Jerry Judy another guy that I

653
00:31:47,360 --> 00:31:50,000
Speaker 2: draft every year and he sucks. I don't draft him

654
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 2: this year, and he's a baller, That dude knows how

655
00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 2: to play football. I will draft him every year until

656
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 2: the day I die. Jerry Judy will be on my

657
00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 2: team from now on.

658
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,160
Speaker 1: Justin Colts Broncos. Huge matchup for us me. We need

659
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,920
Speaker 1: a TD from one of those idiots McLaughlin or Downs

660
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 1: Justin at least one to two to be comfortable. We

661
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:10,160
Speaker 1: got zero. They both did nothing. I'm worried about Downs.

662
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 1: His shoulder hurts, I said, he's active, Justin. I know me.

663
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,960
Speaker 1: The defense is balling, perfect guys, final two to score

664
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: or final score two to zero. At the beginning of

665
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,680
Speaker 1: the Lions game, it seemed like defense bro It ended

666
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 1: forty eight, forty eight, forty two.

667
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 2: Guys, and I go.

668
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,960
Speaker 1: And then it's gonna get interesting here in a second

669
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:33,120
Speaker 1: when it starts to go downhill, so heavy James Cook

670
00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 1: Baby Justin Downs twenty two yard reception.

671
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 2: Me.

672
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 1: They just raped Shaker in the end zone. We got lucky.

673
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,880
Speaker 1: Holy shit, that would have been a brutal start because

674
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,400
Speaker 1: it had been a touchdown for Allen Justin. I'm watching

675
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 1: the Denver game. Ar ran one in me rush to

676
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 1: the one, please run, fuck Allen Justin, And so it starts.

677
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 1: The bleeding has begun. Me still up forty zero. Justin

678
00:32:56,080 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: Gibbs time me perfect triple team, saying I'm on for

679
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,440
Speaker 1: all I fucking don't even let that dude get the ball.

680
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: Justin is Gibbe and me, nah, he doesn't even play

681
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 1: till like the second quarter. The Lions play Montgomery in

682
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,160
Speaker 1: the first, give me in the second, Montgomery the third,

683
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,160
Speaker 1: and give me in the fourth. NA.

684
00:33:11,480 --> 00:33:13,320
Speaker 2: Going forward, it'll be give me, give me Gibby because

685
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 2: Montgomery is out injured his knee. Just announce.

686
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,080
Speaker 1: Okay, uh now that it does you good. Yeah. So

687
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: then Justin's talking about the Broncos. The game is boring

688
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,680
Speaker 1: as hell. These can't guys can't even see the field.

689
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:27,280
Speaker 1: I guess it was sonny as hell in Denver, so

690
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 1: you couldn't even tell who the players were catching the ball.

691
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:32,560
Speaker 2: I don't know. I thought it looked perfectly fine.

692
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,080
Speaker 1: And Justin they're just throwing it up in the air.

693
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,400
Speaker 1: We were starting to bleed, not profusely, but internally me

694
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 1: it will be a slow death. We have to stop

695
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,440
Speaker 1: the bleeding us downs. Oh, and that's what I was

696
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: wondering about. Downs. Got the answer to that one. I said,

697
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: I need some gauze. We have to stop the bleeding,

698
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: because dude, I'm watching Josh Allen Saint, i'man and that

699
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 1: Tupac shaker guy. So like, just by the minutes, we're

700
00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: losing these points. We had a fifty point lead. He

701
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: was like going to forty to thirty. I said, I

702
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:01,800
Speaker 1: can't watch my own death. I would love to see Gibby.

703
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,280
Speaker 1: I just want to see Gibby because he doesn't play

704
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,520
Speaker 1: for quarters at a time. Justin, Gibson is our only hope,

705
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:11,000
Speaker 1: the last of the Mohicans. Me, Gibby, Gibby again, this

706
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,880
Speaker 1: is when he was actually getting some damn runs.

707
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 2: Justin.

708
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 1: They need to keep his ass in the game and

709
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:18,760
Speaker 1: quit messing around with Montgomery. Me, sat Amon can't score.

710
00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 1: We already are at that point. Justin. We are reading

711
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,360
Speaker 1: our own Miranda rights right now. Me. I've notified my

712
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,920
Speaker 1: next of kin. They decided to not pull the plug

713
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: just yet. Gibby. Please know st Amon, Justin and Patrick

714
00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:34,879
Speaker 1: should have picked him up, at least not sat Amon.

715
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 1: They threw it to that random Patrick.

716
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,719
Speaker 2: He scored the last couple of weeks. He's amazing me.

717
00:34:40,920 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: Sat Amon was wide open. Golf almost threw at him,

718
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: but he ended up going with that other guy. Justin

719
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: need to run keep the ball out of Allen's dick. Me,

720
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,160
Speaker 1: I can't watch this anymore. I'm not watching my final moments.

721
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,759
Speaker 1: I want to live justin. Nothing to see here with

722
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:57,440
Speaker 1: the Broncos and Colts. It's like watching our old Rubate

723
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:01,560
Speaker 1: at Bell's Bluff play football. He's like year old old guy. Me.

724
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 1: I'll pass on McLaughlin getting one yard to carry miracle.

725
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: Don't know what I was talking about? How the are

726
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:11,520
Speaker 1: we only up nineteen? The lead was fifty justin? It's

727
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 1: because our team hits, because his team is way better

728
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 1: than ours. Fuck passing TD for Nicks at the ten

729
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:20,960
Speaker 1: because he wanted to run. We are starting guys who

730
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: he benches. That's the difference. Me, Gibbs is better than Montgomery.

731
00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:27,200
Speaker 1: Get this idiot out of here. Lines going forward on

732
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: four and four Montgomery hurt Justin. They're throwing the in lineman. Me.

733
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:33,480
Speaker 1: I don't even know what to root for. At least

734
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 1: it wasn't sant Aman. Need a rushing TD or it's over.

735
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:38,920
Speaker 1: Please all right, This is finally where it starts to

736
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:43,680
Speaker 1: go downhill, but it's probably close to tide at this point. Me.

737
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 1: I can't watch this shit anymore. Need four tds from

738
00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:50,160
Speaker 1: Ray Ray McCloud on Monday night. We need a rush, please,

739
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:53,959
Speaker 1: no tush push delay, justin delayed? What the fuck? What's

740
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,840
Speaker 1: happening there? Me? A man died on the field. Dude

741
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:59,280
Speaker 1: just missed a one yard field goal in a dome.

742
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:02,000
Speaker 1: I could have kicked with my dick justin. Oh, it

743
00:36:02,080 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: said delayed on ESPN. Somehow the game gets called. That

744
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:07,360
Speaker 1: would be great if they just cancel the game. Me,

745
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: if a player dies, they have to cancel the game.

746
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: Our lead is now single digits. Wow, Saint amn just

747
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: got rocked. Interception here would be nice? Justin, of course, shaker,

748
00:36:16,760 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: of course, it's always shakur. Me like, seriously, what are

749
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: downs in McLaughlin doing? Nico only had seventeen yards and

750
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: two touchdowns?

751
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 2: Justin seventeen yards? Yes, I no idea.

752
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,200
Speaker 1: It was like, what so it wasn't even that great

753
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 1: of a point output. I'm like, dude, you get like

754
00:36:32,719 --> 00:36:34,920
Speaker 1: forty yards. I at least can get like twenty five

755
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,000
Speaker 1: points or something. It was like he scored two touchdowns,

756
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:40,720
Speaker 1: but it wasn't very idea. Uh Justin. At this point,

757
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,799
Speaker 1: he was accepting his own death. It's time to come

758
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,080
Speaker 1: to terms with this season. We had no running backs

759
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:47,160
Speaker 1: and half our guys were hurt. We rode the wire

760
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 1: every week. Making the playoffs was our goal. We want

761
00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:52,720
Speaker 1: a little money. The season is over now, worst draft

762
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,960
Speaker 1: in fantasy football history. Me, we have been laid to rest.

763
00:36:56,440 --> 00:37:00,360
Speaker 1: Not so fast, Justin can Montgomery. Me. We need one

764
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 1: hundred yard run by Gibbs and we have a chance

765
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,680
Speaker 1: in this thing. If you need a one yard back,

766
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,840
Speaker 1: McLoughlin is your guy. Justin Well, idiot is in Montgomery.

767
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 1: Here's where it goes downhill. Me Justin went to sleep

768
00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,440
Speaker 1: at this point. No response from Justin Me a'man fumble.

769
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 1: Never give up. Our lead is won and we have died.

770
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 1: Did some weird ass pitch to Tupac Shakur and it

771
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 1: counted as a pass. At five forty two pm, the

772
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 1: Ripper Magoos have passed rest our souls and just like that,

773
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: we're down twenty saint a'man one hundred yard touchdown. I

774
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: was like, are you kid like? He was like pretty

775
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,760
Speaker 1: much ninety bom. At five point fifty pm, the Ripper

776
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: Magoos have selected to have their ashes spread at Bell's

777
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: Bluff Pool. We now need six touchdowns from Rey Ray iPhone,

778
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,400
Speaker 1: McLeod Justin. This is the end of it, guys.

779
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 2: This is the end.

780
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: You made it to the end, Justin. Yeah, I fell

781
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,320
Speaker 1: asleep halfway through the Lions game. I don't care anymore.

782
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,600
Speaker 1: Season is over. Tell Lunch to give us our money.

783
00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 2: Me.

784
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: We now need eight Ray Ray McLeod touchdowns on Monday

785
00:37:56,520 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 1: night and NFL record. Justin, it's over, man, except the facts.

786
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 1: He has brock Bowers playing tonight, and that is it.

787
00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, Justin, you get no money. You

788
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 2: did not win your division, so you get no money.

789
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:15,799
Speaker 2: Oh oh, you didn't win money. You made the playoffs,

790
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:16,840
Speaker 2: you got You're.

791
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 1: Telling me we didn't make any money.

792
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 2: You made no money.

793
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:21,880
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh.

794
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 2: And I would say during that, I got a text

795
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:30,920
Speaker 2: from Justin finally, and it says here it is we

796
00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 2: have been laid to rest. Not even Utsa's finest Sincere

797
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:37,400
Speaker 2: McCormick can bring us back from the dead tonight. That

798
00:38:37,560 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 2: was it, Very short and sweet and to the point.

799
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,680
Speaker 1: That is fantasy football in a nutshell.

800
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. I didn't text my brother that much, batters box,

801
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,160
Speaker 2: because I was at a birthday party and I did

802
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 2: text him at one point. Does Amari Cooper still play football?

803
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,960
Speaker 1: Dude? When I saw he had zero How is that possible?

804
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 2: Dude, when I turned on the game. When I turned

805
00:38:57,440 --> 00:38:59,560
Speaker 2: on the game, he wouldn't He never even got in

806
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 2: the field.

807
00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: He was.

808
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 2: It was Dalton Kinkaid, Dawson, Knox Shakir and Keon Coleman.

809
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,719
Speaker 2: They never brought a Mariy Cooper in. See, I never

810
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 2: even looked for him. Finally, a number zero caught a

811
00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:13,960
Speaker 2: ball and I'm like, oh yeah, oh wait, that's not

812
00:39:14,040 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 2: that's not a Mariy Cooper, that's Keon colet What the

813
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 2: And then the third quarter, I saw that Mariy Cooper

814
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:21,439
Speaker 2: trod on the field and I'm like, did he say

815
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 2: something to the coach? Did he try to bang the

816
00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 2: coach's wife? Why did he not play at all? Dude?

817
00:39:27,160 --> 00:39:28,480
Speaker 1: You know it's bad when you got to turn on

818
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: the game to make sure your guys are playing.

819
00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 2: Man, and he got a block and him oh he blocked, okay, good,

820
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 2: but does he They didn't even throw the ball in

821
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 2: his direction. He ran around and then he went back

822
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 2: to the sideline. Unbelievable, dude.

823
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 1: Every time I was trying to watch Elijah Moore, the

824
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 1: Jameis Winston and People's Jones Junior were running for their lives.

825
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 1: They were fifteen yards behind the line of the scrimmage

826
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,080
Speaker 1: trying to get a pass off.

827
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,520
Speaker 2: It's like, it was like, uh, when I drafted Deontay Johnson.

828
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,960
Speaker 2: It's the two guys I drafted, and he was on

829
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,120
Speaker 2: the Carolina Panthers and they just were feeding in the

830
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 2: ball and then they I was like, oh, their quarterbacks

831
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,240
Speaker 2: suck whatever. But then they traded him to the Ravens

832
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:06,040
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh my god, and Amari Cooper. I

833
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:07,840
Speaker 2: drafted him and he sucked on the Browns because they

834
00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 2: had Deshaun Watson. They traded him to the Bills. I

835
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,640
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I'm about to have two

836
00:40:12,719 --> 00:40:15,280
Speaker 2: stud wide receivers. They're gonna go off.

837
00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,520
Speaker 1: Does Deontay Johnson play?

838
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 2: No, He's had like three catches since he joined the Ravens,

839
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. And then he refused to go

840
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 2: in the game the other week and he got suspended

841
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:26,040
Speaker 2: for a game, and I'm like, well, I thought they

842
00:40:26,080 --> 00:40:28,160
Speaker 2: were gonna turn him into an amazing he was gonna

843
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 2: be like a fantasy stud again. That would be d

844
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 2: hop and then he just did nothing, man, And I

845
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 2: was just like, well, my two prized wide receivers that

846
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 2: I drafted they're useless, dude.

847
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 1: At least you didn't start Mayonnaise Dick. He had like

848
00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: five interceptions and every time I turned the game, May's Dick.

849
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:48,560
Speaker 1: Oh well start him, dude. He got benched. God, they're

850
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 1: taking all his Manyonne's commercials off TVs doesn't even start anymore.

851
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 2: I mean, he ain't gonna be on the Titans.

852
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:55,840
Speaker 1: Then, rude, off is seasonal man. They brought in Rudolf

853
00:40:55,880 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: the Red Nose, right.

854
00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 2: I mean they I mean it's Christmas time. Why would

855
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 2: you not have Rudolph in the game. I mean, it

856
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 2: is Rudolph's team the rest of the year. There's no

857
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:05,840
Speaker 2: way they can put Will Levis back out there. That

858
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:07,360
Speaker 2: locker room hates Will Levis.

859
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: Do you see DeAndre Sweat with that stiff arm?

860
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 2: That was bad, dude.

861
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 1: He's pretty quick, He's a big dude and can move.

862
00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: He can move as bad. That actually made me proud

863
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:18,319
Speaker 1: to be a Titans fan at that point. And then

864
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:19,479
Speaker 1: it was soon over.

865
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:23,439
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then right after that, I think Levis fumbled, Yeah, yeah,

866
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 2: fumbles interceptions.

867
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a bad team. Woody, Woody, Allen. I hope

868
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:28,760
Speaker 1: it was good, man.

869
00:41:28,920 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 2: I hope you enjoyed that. Man. Yeah, we're gonna take

870
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:34,279
Speaker 2: a break and we're gonna come back, and I'm just yeah,

871
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell we're gonna talk about,

872
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:36,879
Speaker 2: but we'll be right back.

873
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:40,920
Speaker 1: You started out, I'm gonna drop this thing down a

874
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:41,279
Speaker 1: little bit.

875
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, go ahead, man. So Ray, I'm gonna tell you

876
00:41:43,600 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 2: about my weekend. Man. So I went out both nights. Okay,

877
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 2: I had parties on Friday night and then I went

878
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,799
Speaker 2: bar crawl on Saturday night. Yeah.

879
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: I saw you dressed up as a snowman.

880
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 2: Now I was dressed as Santa Man. We did a

881
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 2: Santa Bark crawl where everybody dressed up as Sana and

882
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 2: there was a gingerbread. There was a Christmas tree. One

883
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,480
Speaker 2: was Buddy the Elf. But we did a bar crawl.

884
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:12,760
Speaker 2: Everybody went different. Yes, yeah, it was great.

885
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,280
Speaker 1: Were their women involved?

886
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well was she? Uh? There was one that

887
00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:19,440
Speaker 2: was there was Missus Claws. A couple were missus claws.

888
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:21,920
Speaker 1: Uh, one had your choice.

889
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:27,200
Speaker 2: One was a gingerbread. One was just a Christmas sweater

890
00:42:27,239 --> 00:42:31,960
Speaker 2: with some lights on it. I think that's about it. Anyway.

891
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 2: So we had a very I mean it was just

892
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 2: bar hopping. Here hit this bar, boom, boom boom. Go

893
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 2: to the next bar. And we walked into this one bar, dude,

894
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 2: and everybody's like sitting there like whoa. They got freaking

895
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,560
Speaker 2: desserts on the bar. They got cupcakes and they have

896
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 2: a box to nominate the worst dressed.

897
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,640
Speaker 1: And I wait, so these bars were in on your

898
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 1: costume CONTI they weren't.

899
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,600
Speaker 2: That's why we were surprised. It had all this.

900
00:42:54,560 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: Stuff like they were in partnership.

901
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,720
Speaker 2: And one of the girls missing, one of the missus claws,

902
00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,480
Speaker 2: goes up and grabs a cupcake and I say, hello

903
00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:03,160
Speaker 2: to this one guy.

904
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,600
Speaker 1: Man, what's going on, big fan of the show.

905
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 2: No, I'm got my whole Santa gar, No one knows

906
00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:09,640
Speaker 2: who I am.

907
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: Okay, And what about your voice?

908
00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 2: Well that that probably.

909
00:43:13,440 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: Sounded the same ray alrighty.

910
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, this lady comes running up. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

911
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 2: We're like, what, we don't know you, and we're like, okay.

912
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 1: You guys go to somebody's house.

913
00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:30,440
Speaker 2: She goes this is a private party.

914
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:35,239
Speaker 1: Oh oh, you guys waltzed in, and we're like, why

915
00:43:35,239 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 1: don't you own the place? Well, the door was open,

916
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,920
Speaker 1: you guys, came in hot.

917
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,879
Speaker 2: We came in hot, like fifteen to twenty deep, all

918
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,920
Speaker 2: dressed up in Santa Claus and all this.

919
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 1: Shit, their stuff, all pre playing, and that's.

920
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 2: Why I was like, man, it's so weird that they

921
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 2: have a box for worst dressed. Like what in the world.

922
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 2: I mean, the girl is already two bites into the

923
00:43:55,719 --> 00:44:00,920
Speaker 2: cupcake when a lady throws up both fives. What whoa?

924
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 1: Heismander?

925
00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 2: I don't know you guys, Okay, she's a this is

926
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:06,880
Speaker 2: a private event.

927
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: You can just rent out a whole bar.

928
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,759
Speaker 2: I guess. So on a Saturday, on a Saturday freaking night,

929
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,200
Speaker 2: I'm like, whoa, that can't be cheap.

930
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,359
Speaker 1: I mean, my my piece place closes like every day

931
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,839
Speaker 1: of the week. Oh company party, Oh this party. I'm like, guys,

932
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,960
Speaker 1: am I not gonna get pizza for the month of December.

933
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. So we're like okay, and we start to walk out,

934
00:44:25,760 --> 00:44:28,400
Speaker 2: and then this one jackass thinks he's real cool and

935
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 2: he gets flick, Hey, get the fuck out of here.

936
00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 2: We don't know you, and he starts flicking his all's funny,

937
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,839
Speaker 2: he gets the laugh draft for that.

938
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 1: That's actually funny. You guys are.

939
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:44,560
Speaker 2: Getting bounced and this one dude, Josh in my group.

940
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 2: He's a little bit of a hothead. What the fuck

941
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 2: you say to me? What you you giving me the finger? Yeah,

942
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 2: you're real brave over.

943
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: There, you know, over here, mister claude.

944
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 2: He's like, do you want to go talk out? He goes,

945
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:58,560
Speaker 2: let me come over here and talk to you. Come

946
00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 2: and talk to Ginger bread Massource walking in and we're

947
00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 2: like no, no, no, no. He was like, no, you want

948
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 2: to give me the bar, come outside and give me

949
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 2: the bird. Come onside, motherfucker, come on outside. Oh, bring

950
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,400
Speaker 2: a cupcake. And he was like, don't let me go

951
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 2: back to that bar. Don't let me go back to

952
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 2: the bar. He goes. We go to another bar, have

953
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: another drink. Don't let me walk back to that bar,

954
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,120
Speaker 2: because I will kick that guy's ass.

955
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,520
Speaker 1: I was like, and I escalated.

956
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 2: I didn't even see him goes the finger. I mean

957
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 2: I was with you. I just saw the lady whoa, whoa, whoa.

958
00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,839
Speaker 2: We don't know you.

959
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,880
Speaker 1: You guys got a heisman and balanced.

960
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. So then we go to the next bar and

961
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,200
Speaker 2: it's like a like a brewery kind of type bar,

962
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:34,239
Speaker 2: A lot of beers on tap and we walk in

963
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 2: fifteen twenty deep, and they're like, and we go congregate

964
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 2: at the bar? You know what I mean? They're like, no, no,

965
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 2: you have to have a seat at a table if

966
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: you're gonna get a drink.

967
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: Did you guys are just making your own rules on

968
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,040
Speaker 1: a Saturday.

969
00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:48,040
Speaker 2: We're like, what, you can't just stand at the bar? Like, no, no,

970
00:45:48,120 --> 00:45:48,879
Speaker 2: you have to have a server.

971
00:45:49,239 --> 00:45:49,839
Speaker 1: Was there a bar?

972
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:50,600
Speaker 2: Yeah?

973
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 1: By law you should be allowed to belly up to

974
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:53,160
Speaker 1: the bar.

975
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,200
Speaker 2: I was very confused, and they're like, no, no, you got

976
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:56,839
Speaker 2: to go in a server. We'll be right with you.

977
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,759
Speaker 2: And we all let this said. We're gonna sit here

978
00:45:59,760 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 2: and wait on a server to serve us twenty drinks

979
00:46:02,160 --> 00:46:05,600
Speaker 2: and take orders. And we're out left that. But I

980
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 2: mean the bar call is off to a great start, man,

981
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 2: Like we are rocking and rolling.

982
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:14,000
Speaker 1: Who organized this? We're out so far over too, Hey, guys,

983
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: we're gonna go to a family diner and try and

984
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:17,279
Speaker 1: get up drinks at the bar.

985
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:21,319
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then we walked into a restaurant and half

986
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,560
Speaker 2: the people were like, oh, what the hell you think

987
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 2: you're doing. They're taking up too much space. And then

988
00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:27,759
Speaker 2: another half was like, oh my god, that's so great.

989
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 2: You guys are so fun. And the one of the

990
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 2: waitresses came up and said, hey, how good are you

991
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 2: Santa Claus? Is it singing Happy birthday? And we're like, oh,

992
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 2: we're great. Yet my on cameo and she was like, oh,

993
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 2: this girl Jill over here, she's turning fifty. So we

994
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 2: went over to the table and all of us as

995
00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:45,800
Speaker 2: Santa Claus saying happy birthday to you, And then afterwards

996
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:47,439
Speaker 2: one of the girls in the group looks at me goes,

997
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 2: what is your problem you? Yeah, one of one of

998
00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:53,240
Speaker 2: the missus clauses, I'm your husband.

999
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: I'm mister Claus.

1000
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,840
Speaker 2: She goes, what key were you singing? And I was

1001
00:46:57,840 --> 00:47:01,440
Speaker 2: about to punch you in the stomach, like there's no

1002
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,920
Speaker 2: way we could sing in that key. And I'm like, oh, oh,

1003
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 2: I said, what the hell is the key? You're not

1004
00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 2: very jolly, I said. She goes, you started like this

1005
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 2: her and she goes, nobody can sing that, okay, little elf?

1006
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,399
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I don't know what you mean.

1007
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,920
Speaker 1: Does it not make me marry?

1008
00:47:17,239 --> 00:47:19,400
Speaker 2: Does it not? Does it matter? I said, I have

1009
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:21,440
Speaker 2: no idea how to sing. I just sing happy birthday?

1010
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,799
Speaker 2: She goes, you were so off it made it so

1011
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 2: hard to sing with. She goes. I don't know why

1012
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 2: it bothered me so much, but I was ready to

1013
00:47:27,360 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 2: punch your ass in the stomach.

1014
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:30,400
Speaker 1: You know her. Yeah okay.

1015
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:32,839
Speaker 2: I was like all right, man, all right. And then

1016
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,720
Speaker 2: we went to another bar and we were all ordering.

1017
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:37,600
Speaker 2: It was like a Mexican restaurant, and we started ordering

1018
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 2: Margarita's rose. And that's when I was celebrating, like I

1019
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,359
Speaker 2: was like, man, I'm already up twelve nothing. He got

1020
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,840
Speaker 2: a zero from his this guy Cooper Cup. Hey, guys,

1021
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:52,000
Speaker 2: this round's on me. This rounds on me. I need

1022
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:56,720
Speaker 2: a Venmo them today and Benmo request. Yeah, hey guys,

1023
00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 2: so you know about that round I bought him Saturday night.

1024
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:01,360
Speaker 2: I was counting on making the semi finals of the

1025
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,120
Speaker 2: sore Luser Fantasy. I'm gonna need that money back, dude.

1026
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,200
Speaker 1: Those rounds get up in the hundreds real quick.

1027
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And the alcohol was

1028
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,320
Speaker 2: d you know, talking a little bit. And then in

1029
00:48:12,400 --> 00:48:16,800
Speaker 2: the restaurant we decided to sing jingle bells. One table clapped,

1030
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:20,600
Speaker 2: everybody else was like quiet.

1031
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 1: Okay, now what time is this on Saturday?

1032
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 2: We started at eight at night. Yeah, Oh yeah, you

1033
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,120
Speaker 2: guys are good. Yeah, that's what I thought. But people

1034
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 2: eating there did not like our singing. They didn't like

1035
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 2: us caroling from restaurant at the restaurant.

1036
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 1: Tell me this. Can I go to Puckets? You know Puckets? Yeah?

1037
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,400
Speaker 1: Can you just go up to the bar or do

1038
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:39,600
Speaker 1: you have to make reservations? Now you got me questions?

1039
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,319
Speaker 2: You just go to the bar.

1040
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: Man, I always thought you can just walk up to

1041
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: a bar bar. Now it's got me worried.

1042
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 2: Most bars are just open seating.

1043
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 1: Dude, Now I'm gonna be paranoid. Most I'm always gonna

1044
00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 1: stop at the door now and wait for a host.

1045
00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 2: No, and that's what I'm saying. Like, and we just

1046
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 2: kept and as funny as you open the door and

1047
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 2: one walks in, and then two, and then three, and

1048
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,560
Speaker 2: then four, they're like, oh my, I got here. Case

1049
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 2: fifteen Santa Claus, He's like, oh my god. Yeah. The

1050
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:06,880
Speaker 2: group was pretty deep and people were either very into

1051
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:09,520
Speaker 2: it or very like, oh my god. Really. And so

1052
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 2: then around eleven maybe it's yeah, we went to one

1053
00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:16,720
Speaker 2: last bar and I mean maybe they closed it eleven

1054
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 2: and it was ten fifty. I don't know, because there

1055
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 2: was like a restaurant upstairs, bar downstairs, and we walk

1056
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:28,279
Speaker 2: in and the bartender starts counting one, two, three, and

1057
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:29,239
Speaker 2: he puts his head down.

1058
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:30,680
Speaker 1: Man, oh that's never good.

1059
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,000
Speaker 2: He puts his head down.

1060
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: Wait he did surrender cobra, Yeah, he down did.

1061
00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 2: He was just like, oh my god. He start and

1062
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:42,160
Speaker 2: he starts shaking his head left right like, and we

1063
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 2: start walking up the bar and he goes, there's another

1064
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 2: bar upstairs if half of you guys want to go upstairs,

1065
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 2: And we're like, well, the point of this is for

1066
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 2: all of us to be together, like we're on a

1067
00:49:52,640 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 2: bar crawl, like we're all a big group, so we

1068
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:58,479
Speaker 2: don't really want to separate, and he goes, it'll probably

1069
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 2: be quicker if half you guys go upstairs instead of

1070
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 2: me making all the drinks.

1071
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: Dude, this bar cirl is bad. You went to all

1072
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 1: the bars that don't even appreciate debauchery.

1073
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:13,000
Speaker 2: We went to bars that didn't want our service.

1074
00:50:13,080 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: You went to like family bars is what you want

1075
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:15,560
Speaker 1: to do?

1076
00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 2: Now.

1077
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: One of them welcomed you guys with open arms.

1078
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,840
Speaker 2: Now. One bar was like, oh yeah, I mean to

1079
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 2: see you. Oh my god.

1080
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:29,000
Speaker 1: The fact he went downward dog and the headshake and

1081
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:31,600
Speaker 1: you're drinking, so you were able to pick up on that, dude,

1082
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,560
Speaker 1: means it was bad.

1083
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 2: You could feel that, just like like the air was

1084
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 2: sucked out of the bar. Dude. Everybody just looked at us.

1085
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 2: They the bartender was sad. It was depressing. We order

1086
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,839
Speaker 2: our drinks and then he starts mopping the floors. We're

1087
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:51,160
Speaker 2: standing there drinking and he's just like moving trash cans around,

1088
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 2: like trying to give us a hint, like get the

1089
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:53,439
Speaker 2: hell out of this bar.

1090
00:50:53,760 --> 00:50:55,120
Speaker 1: What a hell of a nightcap?

1091
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, Yeah, it was. It was awesome. It was great.

1092
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 2: So that was my Saturday night man bagging the trash

1093
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 2: they were they did they empty the trash can. That's

1094
00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:07,759
Speaker 2: my bag of toys. Ho whoa can you just put

1095
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:10,359
Speaker 2: that on Santa's sleigh there? Johnny?

1096
00:51:14,040 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: Were you in character?

1097
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was in character the whole time.

1098
00:51:16,960 --> 00:51:18,480
Speaker 1: What are you want for Christmas?

1099
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 2: But the only problem is with my beard, like the

1100
00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,239
Speaker 2: beard and the mustache. I had to take it down

1101
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:25,360
Speaker 2: to drink because you know, it's very hairy. Yeah, and

1102
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,000
Speaker 2: so that was really annoying and I had to just.

1103
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,480
Speaker 1: What were you guys drinking actual alcohol or those INNA's

1104
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:31,240
Speaker 1: people drink.

1105
00:51:31,239 --> 00:51:32,359
Speaker 2: Now, what is in A mean?

1106
00:51:32,480 --> 00:51:33,120
Speaker 1: No alcohol?

1107
00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:35,960
Speaker 2: No, we were drinking alcohol, man, we were drinking alcohol

1108
00:51:35,960 --> 00:51:37,160
Speaker 2: at each spot.

1109
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:40,800
Speaker 1: One dude on my show Southern Charm, he quit drinking.

1110
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 2: Oh, I was like your show? What show was that?

1111
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, he quit drinking. Dude, and he goes to

1112
00:51:44,960 --> 00:51:48,160
Speaker 1: bars and drinks in a but who likes the taste

1113
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: of beer.

1114
00:51:49,560 --> 00:51:51,600
Speaker 2: So he goes and gets a non alcoholic beer like

1115
00:51:51,600 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 2: an oduel.

1116
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he drinks he binge drinks it. So by

1117
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:57,600
Speaker 1: the end of the night he's drank eight nas.

1118
00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,360
Speaker 2: Oh, like, I think that's worse for your body than alcohol.

1119
00:52:01,600 --> 00:52:04,960
Speaker 2: That's interesting, that's terrible. Never heard anybody drinking eight nas.

1120
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:07,160
Speaker 1: I mean he's just taking him down, And I go,

1121
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: how is he not getting drunk? He doesn't drink anymore,

1122
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 1: but he still has to do the na's Huh. Interesting, Ray,

1123
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: we had a couple of those in our group.

1124
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, no, we didn't. We did have one

1125
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:18,520
Speaker 2: pregnant chick, but she didn't come. She dropped her husband

1126
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,000
Speaker 2: off and she heard out of there. She didn't want

1127
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:21,600
Speaker 2: to be a part of it.

1128
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:23,400
Speaker 1: Ray, A couple of them were part of AA.

1129
00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:29,759
Speaker 2: Well, maybe we'll take a break, We'll be right back. So, yeah, man,

1130
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 2: I don't even know if I need to watch football tonight.

1131
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you nail your lock?

1132
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:40,160
Speaker 2: I did well. No, I nailed the Ravens. Nailed the Ravens,

1133
00:52:40,200 --> 00:52:44,160
Speaker 2: but the Commanders were up. I mean I'm playing. I

1134
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,960
Speaker 2: mean there were so many homeless quarterbacks playing yesterday.

1135
00:52:47,040 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you went channel to channel, Peoples, Jones Junior

1136
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 1: for Cleveland was playing. I mean, who was the backup

1137
00:52:54,280 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 1: to DeVito in New York? Who even know he was alive?

1138
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:58,800
Speaker 1: Is it Tyrone Taylor?

1139
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 2: No, he's in. I think he's a jet. Who the

1140
00:53:02,920 --> 00:53:06,960
Speaker 2: hell came in because Drew Locke wasn't playing. I don't

1141
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:10,040
Speaker 2: even know, man, geez, that's how bad. I mean, I

1142
00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:14,240
Speaker 2: don't even know who played Bords genius. Oh yeah, okay,

1143
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:16,640
Speaker 2: so I'm supposed to know the third string quarterback for

1144
00:53:16,680 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 2: the New York Football Giants, a team that's won like

1145
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,960
Speaker 2: three games. Let me go ahead and look, I'll find

1146
00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 2: it for you, just because you were gonna annoy the

1147
00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 2: hell out of me.

1148
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: You don't think they had that Tracy kid Tyrone and

1149
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 1: Tracy quarterback in a little bit.

1150
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:38,279
Speaker 2: I don't think they did. Let me see here, they had. God,

1151
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 2: I don't even know who this is.

1152
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,320
Speaker 1: Well, hey, if on the Facebook page, I said someone

1153
00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:45,760
Speaker 1: by the name of Tim Boyle. Yeah, on the Facebook

1154
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: you said somebody's going for like thousands of dollars, right,

1155
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 1: Oh dude. I think it might have been an easy

1156
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:53,080
Speaker 1: weekend for parlays, which is nice to know now that

1157
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: I was playing fantasy and out parlays. Billy cleared for

1158
00:53:55,760 --> 00:53:56,279
Speaker 1: eleven K.

1159
00:53:57,440 --> 00:54:00,640
Speaker 2: What you mean for eleven K?

1160
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: Win eleven thousand? He said, I win another twelve hundred

1161
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,839
Speaker 1: with Vikings tonight, although Vikings should win. I see this

1162
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,360
Speaker 1: could be fishy rigged as well.

1163
00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 2: Now, the fact that a the fact that the what'son

1164
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,680
Speaker 2: McCollums what do they call the commanders? Blew that lead?

1165
00:54:17,719 --> 00:54:21,400
Speaker 2: That was my other lock. But yeah, on our Facebook page.

1166
00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:24,759
Speaker 2: Thomas Ward got a crazy one going right now. I

1167
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,480
Speaker 2: hit a fourteen team or two weeks ago, feel like

1168
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:30,360
Speaker 2: I need to cash out this time. Have the Vikings

1169
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:34,319
Speaker 2: and Falcons money line tonight. He has a sixteen team

1170
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:39,960
Speaker 2: parlay all money lines and he bet five dollars to

1171
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:43,719
Speaker 2: win nine thousand, one hundred and thirty four dollars if

1172
00:54:43,760 --> 00:54:47,280
Speaker 2: the if they win tonight, if the Falcons and Vikings

1173
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 2: win tonight, he wins nine thousand, one hundred and thirty

1174
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 2: four dollars, or he can cash out right now for

1175
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:56,840
Speaker 2: three thousand, seven hundred and twenty two dollars.

1176
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:58,080
Speaker 1: Take that money in the run.

1177
00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:02,320
Speaker 2: No, no, you bet the five dollars.

1178
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 1: Vikings will spank your bears. But the other one, I

1179
00:55:04,680 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 1: don't know that Falcons. That's a weird one.

1180
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:12,239
Speaker 2: Who is playing quarterback for the Raiders O'Connell. I thought

1181
00:55:12,239 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 2: he was hurt.

1182
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,440
Speaker 1: I saw him in Vegas. That kid can move up

1183
00:55:15,480 --> 00:55:16,600
Speaker 1: and down a field.

1184
00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:18,800
Speaker 2: Not on that hurt ankle. They may go to Desmond Ridder.

1185
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:21,920
Speaker 2: You know where Desmond Ridder played last year? Yeah, where

1186
00:55:22,080 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 2: Falcons exactly. He knows the team, so you'd think they

1187
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:25,760
Speaker 2: know how to defend.

1188
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 1: Desmond knows the team how to throw it where their

1189
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: defense isn't. Oh good point, it works both ways.

1190
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:34,520
Speaker 2: Didn't think about that, But I would not cash out.

1191
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:37,239
Speaker 2: Let the money ride.

1192
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:40,040
Speaker 1: Dude, when you got three thousand dollars guaranteed, give that

1193
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 1: to me. It's not worth it to be puckered for

1194
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:44,880
Speaker 1: both these games. They're probably gonna overlap a little bit.

1195
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:47,279
Speaker 1: You're gonna be puffing if they start they'd start thirty

1196
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 1: minutes apart. You're so stupid, You're gonna go need to

1197
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 1: see a doctor because you're gonna be puckered for so long.

1198
00:55:51,760 --> 00:55:55,080
Speaker 1: And also there's NFL sprinkled in with college football this weekend.

1199
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,520
Speaker 1: There's NFL playing the same time as one of the

1200
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,880
Speaker 1: biggest college football games in the last ten years.

1201
00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 2: Weird. Well, yeah, they do the now that the college

1202
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 2: is over, they play on Saturdays now NFL. Yeah, I mean,

1203
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm just I'm frustrated with football. I'll

1204
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 2: watch it. I'll watch just to watch how bad the

1205
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 2: Bears are. And that's it. But we got an email.

1206
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:20,040
Speaker 2: You ready, Yeah, here it is. What's up, Coachers, This

1207
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 2: is one of your loyal listeners, truck Or Colby. I

1208
00:56:23,360 --> 00:56:26,839
Speaker 2: finally ordered my tickets to Coaches Convention four. Not gonna lie.

1209
00:56:26,840 --> 00:56:30,759
Speaker 2: I'm a little disappointed that the sweets was already sold out,

1210
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 2: but you know, you snooze, you lose. Now come that Thursday,

1211
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,040
Speaker 2: I need either luncher ray from the Big Show to

1212
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 2: head down to Broadway and set up some cones so

1213
00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:43,200
Speaker 2: I can put the Big Rig on Broadway. Thanks again

1214
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 2: for hosting another year, Colby White, MVP Coaches Convention three.

1215
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, you can't park that rig on Broadway. They

1216
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,520
Speaker 1: make they're actually cracking down on ubers now and cabs.

1217
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:58,399
Speaker 1: You can't park anywhere down there. They'll they'll keep you moving.

1218
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:01,560
Speaker 1: The cops will on her. No Cone, really, Yeah, you're

1219
00:57:01,560 --> 00:57:03,400
Speaker 1: gonna have to find the flying Jay where the lot

1220
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:05,919
Speaker 1: lizards are? Maybe a Walmart something like that.

1221
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,800
Speaker 2: Oh man, All right, well happy, I mean it ain't happy.

1222
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 2: Have a good Monday. I'm gonna try. I'll be in

1223
00:57:11,880 --> 00:57:12,880
Speaker 2: a better mood Wednesday.

1224
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:15,080
Speaker 1: Is there not a PC though? That's just happy. It's

1225
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:19,360
Speaker 1: over fantasy. No, me and Justin were piecemeal for the

1226
00:57:19,440 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: last month. I think everybody deals with injuries. So for

1227
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:23,760
Speaker 1: Justin and his text to say, we dealt with injuries,

1228
00:57:23,800 --> 00:57:24,680
Speaker 1: so did everybody else.

1229
00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 2: But you guys had Charbonnet and you dropped him at

1230
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,880
Speaker 2: some point. That really bit you in the ass.

1231
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:31,680
Speaker 1: But the thing that makes me feel good is when

1232
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: you lose by fifty. There aren't a lot of tweaks

1233
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 1: that could have really been done correct. What's done is done.

1234
00:57:36,880 --> 00:57:39,000
Speaker 1: I will on earth as it is in heaven.

1235
00:57:39,240 --> 00:57:42,600
Speaker 2: Now, what's gonna kill me is when Jean Robinson and TJ.

1236
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,720
Speaker 2: Hockinson tonight and I lose by three points and Mark

1237
00:57:45,760 --> 00:57:47,000
Speaker 2: Cooper got me fucking zero.

1238
00:57:47,120 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: I gotta watch that.

1239
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:50,680
Speaker 2: I gotta watch to drive me nuts that.

1240
00:57:50,840 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: Actually I'm gonna watch that because I got a root

1241
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: against you.

1242
00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 2: It is going. I would he Here's what I'd rather happen.

1243
00:57:57,120 --> 00:57:59,680
Speaker 2: I'd rather be Jeon Robinson get an illness and not

1244
00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 2: play and TJ. Hawkinson have his wife have a baby

1245
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:06,240
Speaker 2: or something and then just get zero points so I

1246
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 2: don't have to sit here.

1247
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: Well you know it's gonna be close, so I don't have.

1248
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,320
Speaker 2: To sit here for the next month and just be

1249
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 2: like God, if I'd have just done this, if I'd

1250
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 2: have done that, if I'd have picked up a different player,

1251
00:58:15,920 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 2: if I went and to play Tomari Cooper and went

1252
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:20,800
Speaker 2: with this person off the waiver wire. I mean anything

1253
00:58:22,320 --> 00:58:24,120
Speaker 2: that is the worst is when you lose by half

1254
00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:26,680
Speaker 2: a point a point and you're just second guessing yourself.

1255
00:58:27,280 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 2: That's the killer. That is the killer.

1256
00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: Or when the waiver wire has been gutted so much

1257
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: so that we were fighting over Elijah Moore, the guy

1258
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: got point zero zero four points.

1259
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 2: But I bet you if you go to your waiver

1260
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 2: wire right now, and look there's someone on m Patrick

1261
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 2: there you go, that was just such a flyer.

1262
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:45,760
Speaker 1: But it wouldn't have made the difference fifty points when

1263
00:58:45,760 --> 00:58:48,400
Speaker 1: it's a fifty I understand if you can confidently say

1264
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do.

1265
00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 2: What we could have done, Like Jalen Koker, the guy

1266
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 2: that had one hundred yard touchdown for the Carolina he's

1267
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:56,320
Speaker 2: probably on the waiver wire. There is someone out there

1268
00:58:56,680 --> 00:59:00,439
Speaker 2: that would have made a huge difference. And it's just like, God,

1269
00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,960
Speaker 2: why didn't I pick that guy? Oh, it's so stupid.

1270
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 2: And everybody started hearing about fantasy, especially me. But no,

1271
00:59:07,320 --> 00:59:09,240
Speaker 2: I'm not happy it's over. I'm pissed.

1272
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 1: I mean, you think back to what you did wrong.

1273
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,120
Speaker 1: I mean, let's be real. Justin on the night of

1274
00:59:14,160 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: the draft, he was wine drunk and he was yelling

1275
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:21,280
Speaker 1: at me, Cuku, hey Joku yelling wine drunk to get

1276
00:59:21,520 --> 00:59:22,680
Speaker 1: Djoku in the tenth round.

1277
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,680
Speaker 2: Well, and Djoku just was hurt all season.

1278
00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:26,840
Speaker 1: And then he also wanted Sharbon name.

1279
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:32,720
Speaker 2: That was good. Hey, And you know this podcast has

1280
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:37,320
Speaker 2: got in so just like our seasons.

1281
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he wanted ETN, I wanted Karen Williams, I

1282
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:44,040
Speaker 1: wanted the blueprint a batter's box. I wanted the bat

1283
00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 1: batter's box, blueprint corpse of ET ten? Who did I

1284
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,600
Speaker 1: say to blueprint batter's box? Who ended in the playoffs?

1285
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: Batter's box? All I wanted to do was blueprint his ass.

1286
00:59:54,760 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: And when you did, you both got beat by fifty

1287
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:02,320
Speaker 1: fifty burger. A fifty burger hurts, dude, You wake up

1288
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:06,640
Speaker 1: one seventy to one twenty. I mean we weren't even close.

1289
01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, the chocolates are really good.

1290
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:11,640
Speaker 1: That's a good damn team.

1291
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:14,320
Speaker 2: I hate it. I hate it. Man.

1292
01:00:14,400 --> 01:00:15,800
Speaker 1: We wanted you, man.

1293
01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you could have come and got some man, Dude,

1294
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:18,560
Speaker 2: we would have.

1295
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:21,160
Speaker 1: Been up one twenty to sixty on your ass.

1296
01:00:21,360 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 2: Oh let's see.

1297
01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: You wouldn't have stood it.

1298
01:00:24,200 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 2: Shit, No, I would have. No, you wouldn't have. I

1299
01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 2: had three players going today. That ain't worth sixty, dude.

1300
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: You're right, one twenty in the playoffs, that's the best

1301
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,280
Speaker 1: we could have done. What did Lamarney to do? Put

1302
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,280
Speaker 1: up ten touchdowns?

1303
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:39,600
Speaker 2: You're right. It wouldn't made a difference because I don't

1304
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:42,280
Speaker 2: think I'm scoring sixty. Oh my god, I mean my

1305
01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:42,959
Speaker 2: team just.

1306
01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,160
Speaker 1: But you're done with him now your hands are washed

1307
01:00:46,200 --> 01:00:46,720
Speaker 1: of them.

1308
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:47,880
Speaker 2: Tyreek Hill.

1309
01:00:47,960 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, he caught the one No.

1310
01:00:51,480 --> 01:00:53,840
Speaker 2: One year. I get him, and he's.

1311
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:55,720
Speaker 1: Just average dude. He caught the one ball and the

1312
01:00:55,840 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 1: guy ripped it from him for the interception.

1313
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 2: Mak idiot zero. I mean, let's just see. Let's just

1314
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 2: see who was on the waiver wire. Man, Let's see

1315
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 2: what wide receivers I could have got.

1316
01:01:06,880 --> 01:01:08,840
Speaker 1: Patrick that's your guy, the guy for the Lions.

1317
01:01:08,960 --> 01:01:12,080
Speaker 2: I mean, Calvin Austin. What did he do? I don't know.

1318
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,120
Speaker 2: Jalen Cocher. There he is.

1319
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,080
Speaker 1: Oh, there's probably a Titans guy. They put up twenty

1320
01:01:18,080 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 1: seven points. You could have had multiple Titans guys.

1321
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:25,440
Speaker 2: Tyler Boyd. I mean so stupid. I hate I hate fantasy.

1322
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,440
Speaker 2: Let's see running backs. If there's any running back. Oh,

1323
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:30,440
Speaker 2: I know who I could have got, Taja Spears. He

1324
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 2: had eighty yards in a touchdown. That would have made

1325
01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:34,600
Speaker 2: a difference.

1326
01:01:34,680 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: Oh we had him.

1327
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 2: Oh I had him a couple weeks ago, and then

1328
01:01:37,120 --> 01:01:38,840
Speaker 2: he wouldn't do anything. He was hurt, and I said,

1329
01:01:38,840 --> 01:01:40,400
Speaker 2: all right, cut his ass, and what do you know,

1330
01:01:41,880 --> 01:01:44,000
Speaker 2: I'd have had a fighting chance to night. Instead, I'm

1331
01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 2: freaking gonna go home to my lovely wife, my great kids,

1332
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 2: and they're gonna annoy me, and I'm just gonna watch

1333
01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:52,160
Speaker 2: there in misery as my season just goes to shit.

1334
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 1: Well, you award Justin Coach of the Year just because

1335
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: I had never made the playoffs until I brought him

1336
01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:00,720
Speaker 1: on board, and then I made the playoffs, five game

1337
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:04,280
Speaker 1: winning streak, a lot of saber metrics. Are you ready

1338
01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:05,960
Speaker 1: to anoint him coach of the year.

1339
01:02:06,080 --> 01:02:09,120
Speaker 2: No, I think Muscle White. He's won nine in a row.

1340
01:02:09,200 --> 01:02:12,000
Speaker 2: I'll tell Justin, but we'll see how it shakes out,

1341
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,600
Speaker 2: all right. Voting is still open