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Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk better than they excited.

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Speaker 2: These are the radio blogs on the Fresh Show, like

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Speaker 2: for writing in our diaries, except we say to him aloud.

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Speaker 1: Rufo says he needs prayers. Guys. He was on Facebook

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Speaker 1: saying he needs prayers. So why don't you tell us? Why?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Go ahead?

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Speaker 3: Uh, dear blogs.

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Speaker 2: So yes, I've never done this sort of thing, but

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Speaker 2: I need your prayers y'all because, uh, this Saturday, Ashlyn

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Speaker 2: starts his soccer league. Oh and obviously, as his parents,

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Speaker 2: I have to take him because Mom's at work. So

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Speaker 2: I'm a little nervous on how this is going to go.

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Speaker 1: Are you on the coaching staff?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: They so they were asking for volunteer coaches. I was like, Jess, like,

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Speaker 2: you want me to sign you up? I was like, hell, nod.

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Speaker 2: These kids will be doing laps.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, the kids will be out there doing calistatics, doing

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Speaker 4: whatever sort of crazy crap makes me do whatever. The

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Speaker 4: thing where you thrust the sky and then the thing

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Speaker 4: where you crawl like a caterpillar, And that's what Roofe

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Speaker 4: will be making a bunch of six year olds do

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Speaker 4: five year olds do whatever?

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Speaker 3: I'm more scared are you watching them?

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Speaker 2: That's why I need your prayers, y'all. Because so he

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Speaker 2: signed up for this little the micro League. I think

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Speaker 2: it's like three or four year olds. You can't be

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Speaker 2: five years old yet. So it's his first time playing.

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Speaker 2: He said, he's a little nervous because obviously he's never

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Speaker 2: played with other kids like this in the league.

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Speaker 3: So it starts on Saturday.

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Speaker 2: They do a little practice, like a twenty minute practice

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Speaker 2: before each game, and then they play like for forty minutes,

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Speaker 2: so like little periods with water breaks and everything like that.

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Speaker 2: So there's like six teams. There's like ten kids on

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Speaker 2: a team. It's seven on seven. So not I guess

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Speaker 2: not every kid's gonna have to play from the beginning.

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Speaker 2: They don't keep scoring, which is nice, so they're just

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Speaker 2: gonna be kicking his ball around. And I don't know,

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Speaker 2: like he like we watch soccer on TV, you know,

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Speaker 2: but he doesn't.

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Speaker 3: He's not no pro, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: But as a parent, like they ask the parents to

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Speaker 2: sit like on the opposite side from the coaches this year,

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Speaker 2: so obviously, so you're not coaching your kid. I might

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Speaker 2: be like even farther, I might be in my car

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Speaker 2: just watching, you know what. I'm saying, but uh, to

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Speaker 2: control yourself, Yeah, you have to. So the other thing

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Speaker 2: is last week there was a meeting with all the

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Speaker 2: parents to go over the rules, and you know, when

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Speaker 2: you pick up your jerseys and this and that how

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Speaker 2: it goes. And then there's me, the competitive person. I'm

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Speaker 2: there's parents and kids there right to learn about the league,

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Speaker 2: not me sizing up these other kids like oh no,

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Speaker 2: you could take cash and could take this kid.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: Wait, but who is bringing the orange slices and the gushers?

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I've never I've never been start of like a big

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Speaker 2: deal like yeah, even as a kid, I really didn't

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Speaker 2: do a lot of like sports leagues, you know what

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Speaker 2: I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: So I don't know these orange slices.

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Speaker 4: And so here's the other thing I've noticed though, and

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Speaker 4: you're gonna have to deal with this, is that like

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Speaker 4: they don't really follow the rules for the little little kids, right,

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Speaker 4: and so like you're a big rules guy, and you

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Speaker 4: know what's fair. Rules they're not good at. They don't

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Speaker 4: really necessarily make them. Like you know, I've watched tiktoks,

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Speaker 4: a little kids playing basketball and they travel a lot

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Speaker 4: of stuff, and it's like because.

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Speaker 1: The other one they get to calls, you know, they can't.

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Speaker 4: So the parents are like, oh, it's good, you know whatever,

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Speaker 4: there's not they're not ruby over here going That was right.

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Speaker 1: Right there.

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Speaker 4: Look I googled it. It's an official rule book. Don't

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Speaker 4: be that guy. Man, I love you so much, but

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Speaker 4: don't be that guy.

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Speaker 2: My other thing is is that Ashlyn he'll sometimes have

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Speaker 2: meltdowns when things don't go his way, you know, especially

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Speaker 2: if he's playing with other kids.

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Speaker 1: No kids. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I don't know where he gets it from.

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Speaker 2: You know, like I wanted to pick up the ball

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Speaker 2: and storm off, like.

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Speaker 1: This is my ball, I'm going home.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I don't want where on earth would he get an

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Speaker 1: attitude like that.

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Speaker 3: So I might just drop him off and be like

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Speaker 3: i'll be back in an hour.

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Speaker 4: Sun I'll be watching, but right far away, very far.

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Speaker 1: It'll be interesting.