1
00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:04,760
Speaker 1: It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran

2
00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:08,840
Speaker 1: in the morning show. Let's go around the room. I

3
00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:10,480
Speaker 1: don't gonna see it, So I want to see what's

4
00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:14,840
Speaker 1: on your mind? Anyone here have a mind today? Yeah,

5
00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,079
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start with a straight night, straight night?

6
00:00:17,079 --> 00:00:20,279
Speaker 2: What's on your mind? Okay, years ago, even recently, I

7
00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,320
Speaker 2: think Bud like did the Real Men of Genius hat

8
00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:26,920
Speaker 2: so you remember this, like mister yea exotic cowboy whatever

9
00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:30,200
Speaker 2: you know. So I was thinking of starting it again

10
00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:33,080
Speaker 2: and calling it the Thank You Awards. It's kind of

11
00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,760
Speaker 2: a lame name. I realized that. But I was putting

12
00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,320
Speaker 2: on the sheets on my bed and the fitted sheet

13
00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,120
Speaker 2: didn't have the little label where it said side or front.

14
00:00:41,159 --> 00:00:44,879
Speaker 2: I'm like, whoever invented that and decided to put the

15
00:00:44,960 --> 00:00:47,360
Speaker 2: label on the side of the fitted sheet or the

16
00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,640
Speaker 2: back or the front of the bed of the mattress,

17
00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:53,120
Speaker 2: thank you, please, thank you, and do that on all

18
00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,440
Speaker 2: the fitted sheets, because you know what, it just makes

19
00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,320
Speaker 2: our lives so much easier. So if you're making fitted

20
00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:00,200
Speaker 2: sheets out there, put that little label on there.

21
00:01:00,240 --> 00:01:02,480
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, we get it. We get to

22
00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:07,000
Speaker 1: some sheep sets and they don't put it on that side. Yeah, yeah,

23
00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:07,360
Speaker 1: me too.

24
00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:08,400
Speaker 2: I'm with you.

25
00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,000
Speaker 1: I'm pissed off, you know, And it doesn't take much

26
00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:12,800
Speaker 1: to piss nate off if you listen to the show

27
00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:15,720
Speaker 1: Gandhi What's up with You Today?

28
00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:18,560
Speaker 3: All right? We were talking about ways to kind of

29
00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,760
Speaker 3: get what you want in life, and I read a

30
00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,720
Speaker 3: little secret that I found fascinating. It's called the t

31
00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,800
Speaker 3: rex pose. And apparently, when you are asking somebody for

32
00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,200
Speaker 3: something that you want, you're supposed to take your hands,

33
00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:33,240
Speaker 3: make them like little t rexes and almost put them

34
00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,959
Speaker 3: into a begging position. And apparently that makes people want

35
00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,200
Speaker 3: to do things for you a whole lot more when

36
00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,600
Speaker 3: you look for this, Oh, let me see you. No,

37
00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:46,000
Speaker 3: not quite like that, like this, I was showing you

38
00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,200
Speaker 3: like this, little hands put them together like you're begging,

39
00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,280
Speaker 3: like please please.

40
00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:53,960
Speaker 2: Pretty much?

41
00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:54,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

42
00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:56,720
Speaker 3: So, you know, canceled and you're trying to get on

43
00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:58,600
Speaker 3: another one and you're talking to the flight or the

44
00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:01,280
Speaker 3: people at the airport. Make the little begging pos and

45
00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,400
Speaker 3: it works a lot of the time.

46
00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:04,320
Speaker 1: Froggy, does that work for you every night with Lisa

47
00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,640
Speaker 1: when you go to bed last night, I'll try to

48
00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:11,080
Speaker 1: be the begging pose, all right, froggy, what's on your

49
00:02:11,080 --> 00:02:12,000
Speaker 1: mind today?

50
00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,519
Speaker 4: So some listen. You know I love my animals more

51
00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:19,800
Speaker 4: than most people. Uh, sometimes our animals are a holes. Yesterday,

52
00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,640
Speaker 4: I'm trying to take a quick nap. I just wanted

53
00:02:21,639 --> 00:02:24,280
Speaker 4: to get a quick thirty minute nap, It's all I wanted.

54
00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,959
Speaker 4: My dog sleeps all damn day. During that thirty minute period,

55
00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:31,400
Speaker 4: he gets the squeakiest, loudest toy we own, and he

56
00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:35,280
Speaker 4: starts squeaking it the entire time I'm trying to nap. Then,

57
00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,360
Speaker 4: of course, when I didn't have time to nap anymore

58
00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,400
Speaker 4: and I had a call to be on, I look, Oh,

59
00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,320
Speaker 4: he goes over and goes to sleep. I'm like, what's

60
00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:42,800
Speaker 4: his deal?

61
00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:43,040
Speaker 5: Like?

62
00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,200
Speaker 4: Why is it that when we want to sleep, they

63
00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,560
Speaker 4: want to play? And then yet he's later taken it.

64
00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:48,760
Speaker 4: I wanted to go over and squeak the toy in

65
00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:49,560
Speaker 4: his ear, but I didn't go.

66
00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:52,080
Speaker 5: Oh.

67
00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,240
Speaker 1: Sometimes there are animals are jackasses, yeah, of course, but

68
00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:56,000
Speaker 1: they don't mean to be.

69
00:02:56,880 --> 00:03:01,360
Speaker 4: I think he knew what he was doing, knew exactly what.

70
00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:06,359
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe you're right, Oh, Danielle, what's up with you?

71
00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:06,880
Speaker 4: Today?

72
00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,840
Speaker 3: Is my mom's birthday?

73
00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,480
Speaker 1: Roseanne Banio I love you so much.

74
00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,120
Speaker 4: I am so happy that you are my mama, and

75
00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,840
Speaker 4: I can't wait to see you later and celebrate you today.

76
00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,560
Speaker 1: We love you, We love you, We love you. Love you, Mom,

77
00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:28,079
Speaker 1: Love you, Roseanne text ros She's a great momak Uh, producer, Sam,

78
00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:28,720
Speaker 1: what about you?

79
00:03:28,919 --> 00:03:31,360
Speaker 5: Also about my pet enough? Because she's an a hole.

80
00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:33,639
Speaker 5: So you get so sad when you have to take

81
00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,320
Speaker 5: your pet to the vet and you can't explain why

82
00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:38,680
Speaker 5: they're in pain or what's wrong. Makes me so sad.

83
00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,200
Speaker 5: But the exchange is the drugs that your dog gets

84
00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:44,880
Speaker 5: put on makes them the most entertaining things in the world.

85
00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,320
Speaker 5: So Savannah was on something to like lower her energy

86
00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:48,240
Speaker 5: so she wouldn't get at.

87
00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,200
Speaker 2: These stitches she has.

88
00:03:49,720 --> 00:03:53,240
Speaker 5: That dog forgot how to lay down. So for the

89
00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:55,680
Speaker 5: rest of the day, I'm watching her with these four stiff,

90
00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:59,560
Speaker 5: dead legs, leaning into an item like whatever against the

91
00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:02,800
Speaker 5: wall and just slowly melting until her four straight legs.

92
00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:03,920
Speaker 5: She looked like a fainting goat.

93
00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,880
Speaker 1: That's so I'm so sad.

94
00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,240
Speaker 5: She was so stressed, But I am cracking up. So

95
00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:11,680
Speaker 5: thank you vets for really good drugs and entertaining us

96
00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:12,920
Speaker 5: while our pets are suffering.

97
00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:17,040
Speaker 1: You know what, I think everyone should be required to

98
00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:18,240
Speaker 1: have a pet. I mean, as long as they're not

99
00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,200
Speaker 1: allergic to it. You know what I'm saying. I think

100
00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:24,719
Speaker 1: pets totally change your life. They fill in the blanks,

101
00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:27,600
Speaker 1: you know what. And of course we are just as

102
00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,720
Speaker 1: important to them as they are to us. Yeah, but

103
00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:32,440
Speaker 1: you know everyone from all We'll look up and little

104
00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,440
Speaker 1: Maxie will be in another room just staring into our

105
00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,640
Speaker 1: room we're standing into, staring at us.

106
00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:38,120
Speaker 2: Standing there.

107
00:04:38,480 --> 00:04:41,840
Speaker 1: He'll stare for hours without moving. Sometimes that freaks me out.

108
00:04:42,400 --> 00:04:43,200
Speaker 2: It is a little freaky.

109
00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,120
Speaker 1: It's like having two little twin girls at the end

110
00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,039
Speaker 1: of a long hallway in a hotel. It's almost like

111
00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:51,240
Speaker 1: that feeling. But you know, then they say that they

112
00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,359
Speaker 1: are looking at you adoringly. They love you and you

113
00:04:54,440 --> 00:04:56,679
Speaker 1: mean the world to them. And it's nice because especially

114
00:04:56,680 --> 00:04:58,599
Speaker 1: in a world where you don't feel like anyone else

115
00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:02,400
Speaker 1: loves you, and your dogs are we love it anyway,

116
00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,159
Speaker 1: Get ready to get scared. Danielle Monaro has her very.

117
00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,000
Speaker 2: Own haunted house.

118
00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:11,559
Speaker 1: Yes, Danielle's Hello Scream. It's happening a week from tonight

119
00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:14,279
Speaker 1: next Tuesday, from seven to ten pm, benefiting Saint Jude

120
00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:17,240
Speaker 1: Children's Research Hospital. That's why it's fifty dollars to get

121
00:05:17,279 --> 00:05:19,280
Speaker 1: through the door. You can buy your tickets online now

122
00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:21,600
Speaker 1: or buy them when you come join us. We'll all

123
00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,160
Speaker 1: be there and in costume, and of course you'll know

124
00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:28,240
Speaker 1: which one is Danielle when you hear the laugh out

125
00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:32,000
Speaker 1: laughing there is right there. She'll have her shovel dragging

126
00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,200
Speaker 1: it on the sidewalk. Shovel.

127
00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:34,919
Speaker 2: You have no idea