Speaker 1: Second date. You guys know this old old songay by Madonna.
Speaker 1: I figured Brook would probably it's Holiday by Madonna. My
Speaker 1: mom jams out to it a lot, so yeah, listen,
Speaker 1: it was before my time. Thank you very much. All right, sure, yes,
Speaker 1: I'm just more first in music history. I can't stop
Speaker 1: bobbing along to it for some reason. But for the
Speaker 1: longest time I thought that this was about like a
Speaker 1: vacation and partying with your friends. I was wrong. What
Speaker 1: is it about. It's actually a love song about one
Speaker 1: of our listeners whose name is Holiday. That's cool. We
Speaker 1: haven't had a Holiday on our show before, and Holiday
Speaker 1: wants our help getting her another date. So Holiday, welcome
Speaker 1: to the show. Hi. Hi, So were you like born
Speaker 1: on a holiday? Where? Why your parents on that one? Well,
Speaker 1: it was like they put a bunch of names into
Speaker 1: a hat and they just pulled it out. They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's a sweet store for you. At my parents they
Speaker 1: might have been they might have been inebriated. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I get you. I bet your name gets you a
Speaker 1: lot of attention on like the dating apps. Yeah you
Speaker 1: can imagine. Yeah, I hear you met a guy on
Speaker 1: a dating app. Well, who is he? Did I match
Speaker 1: with this guy? Can I say his name? Yeah? Absolutely? Okay,
Speaker 1: all right. His aunt's Evan and name He's really fun. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So we met and like all the guys asked me
Speaker 1: on my dating app, they're like, what is with your hair?
Speaker 1: Because I have a different hairstyle and color and every picture.
Speaker 1: I love wigs. Okay, it sounded like a rude question
Speaker 1: at first. Yeah, so you have like a whole collection
Speaker 1: of wigs. I'm about twenty five wigs. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I think it does adds flavor and fun and I've
Speaker 1: got to live up to my name. Okay, okay, So
Speaker 1: how do you choose what wig you're going to wear
Speaker 1: on the date? Whichever one speaks to me. They all
Speaker 1: have different names. You have talking wigs as well. They're
Speaker 1: all girls, and they all have different attitudes, and so
Speaker 1: it depends on how I feel that day. All right,
Speaker 1: So okay, who went out with you? To me? Evan?
Speaker 1: Who is your wing woman? Your wig woman? That is
Speaker 1: funny wig woman. I've got to use that, sure. So
Speaker 1: who was it? Launa? She has bangs and she's really cute. Okay,
Speaker 1: what type of hairstyle is Launay? Launa? It's kind of
Speaker 1: like a bob a little longer, but she's just cute
Speaker 1: and like spicy and future blonde burnette blondatum. And so
Speaker 1: what did Evan say when you first showed up? I
Speaker 1: mean you seemed to like it. He was a lot
Speaker 1: of We went to we outranged the date to go
Speaker 1: to an art gallery because I loved art. I'm kind
Speaker 1: of eccentric, if you could tell. And I just like
Speaker 1: kind of being in that vibe. And did he enjoy
Speaker 1: the art gallery? I know sometimes art can feel intimidating
Speaker 1: to people. I think he had a good time. But
Speaker 1: when we first met, like, you know, I'm very kind
Speaker 1: of gregarious, and I'm a hugger, so holidays a hugger. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just going back, what does gregarious mean? Because we
Speaker 1: hear what I'm a little lost on it. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm going, okay, happy. I don't really never anyone but
Speaker 1: the SATs for a second. So okay, So you guys
Speaker 1: are in the art gallery together. Are you two like
Speaker 1: looking at paintings together? Are you talking? I told him,
Speaker 1: you know, we should eating the adventurous. I said, we
Speaker 1: should pretend that like we're one of the artists, you know,
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh okay, because it's like kind
Speaker 1: of contemporary art. Yeah, we could very well. It's not
Speaker 1: like a Rembrand or a Vano, you know, so we
Speaker 1: could very well be the artist there. So can you
Speaker 1: be alive? So that would be the first idea he
Speaker 1: would tell me up for it, and so I said,
Speaker 1: just let me take the weak you know. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: you pretended to other people that you were the artist.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh you're like okay, that though, it's like,
Speaker 1: you know, playing a character, or it could be fraud
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, I had an art gallery. It's not
Speaker 1: like she's charging people to sell her paintings. Right, Okay,
Speaker 1: first of all, you need to relax. It wasn't fraud.
Speaker 1: I was just having fun. So yeah, well what did
Speaker 1: you do? Like you told like others? There was like
Speaker 1: a nice couple there, and I like went over to
Speaker 1: them and I'm like, hey, you like my you like it?
Speaker 1: And when they said, oh, are you the artist, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh yes, So I like pretended I was the artist.
Speaker 1: I asked you where I got my inspiration from? Andy?
Speaker 1: And with the wig, I just felt extra spicy that day.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean I could see where you could
Speaker 1: play up different personalities. When you have a different wig
Speaker 1: out hair makes such a difference on how you feel listing. Yes,
Speaker 1: I told me anyway, we throwed it for a while,
Speaker 1: you know, because in the end of our night, like
Speaker 1: take goodbye again, give me kiss on the cheek, and
Speaker 1: of course a holiday loved hug. So I gave him
Speaker 1: a big hugs to talk about herself with through person. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well it sounds like it ended well. I'm not getting
Speaker 1: a good read though, Like about your guys's connection on
Speaker 1: the date, it sounds like you you just pretended to
Speaker 1: be other people and connected with strangers, and so we connected,
Speaker 1: and like he was saying, oh, we should go here,
Speaker 1: we should go try this coffeehouse or whatever. He was
Speaker 1: like saying all these things like we should do this,
Speaker 1: we should do that. So I clearly he was interested. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I haven't heard from him, and I don't know what's wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh interesting from him? Yeah, maybe that was the problem.
Speaker 1: A bunch of voice message in text for Lana. I
Speaker 1: haven't thought of that. But what hair are you wearing
Speaker 1: right now? I'm wearing Bethany and she's like long, curly,
Speaker 1: dark hair, okay different, Yeah, okay, we might need her,
Speaker 1: but we might need Lana too, so have her at
Speaker 1: the ready just in case we need to switch in
Speaker 1: the middle. But we're gonna call Evan for you and
Speaker 1: try and get you your second date update right after this.
Speaker 1: All right, thank you? Okay, hold on second, if you're
Speaker 1: just joining us, We've been talking to a woman named
Speaker 1: Holiday about her first date with Evan, and Holiday just
Speaker 1: talking to you. It's clear that you have a lot
Speaker 1: of personality. Yes, and some guys might be a little
Speaker 1: bit intimidated by that. Well, I mean it was almost
Speaker 1: like he was on a date with two people, right,
Speaker 1: because was there too? Because you own twenty wigs with
Speaker 1: different names and personas for each one. Yes, are you funny?
Speaker 1: Are you paying attention? They? Yeah, I'm here. Who are
Speaker 1: you talking to one of the wigs? Maybe to keep quiet? Yeah, Fiona,
Speaker 1: leave us alone. We're trying to help Holiday with her
Speaker 1: dating life. Okay, but Holiday, I mean you're an art
Speaker 1: lover who sometimes lies to rangers and takes credit for
Speaker 1: paintings you didn't. Really these are things that certain men,
Speaker 1: weaker minded men might shy away from. Do you think
Speaker 1: that might be a possibility here with Evan? I hope not.
Speaker 1: I mean we were totally vibing, and he matched my energy.
Speaker 1: That's why I was kind of upset that I haven't
Speaker 1: heard of him. Well that's a good I really also pretended, right,
Speaker 1: It wasn't just you. You said that you both pretended
Speaker 1: to be artists. Yeah, I mean that's what he said
Speaker 1: you wanted to do and said we pretended we were
Speaker 1: the artist. It was so much fun. Yeah, did you
Speaker 1: just put on a different wig just now because he
Speaker 1: sound a little bit different, you know, I'm just trying
Speaker 1: them on, just trying to feel the vibes for today. Well,
Speaker 1: I think we need to stick with Lana for now.
Speaker 1: I was wearing Bethany. But yeah, okay, okay, Well maybe
Speaker 1: we'll talk to Bethany in a little bit. She's the
Speaker 1: same person, Okay, A little bit, you know, brings out
Speaker 1: one personality of hers more than the other. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: we're just going to call Evan and see what he
Speaker 1: thought about your day. You're ready to do this holiday?
Speaker 1: Call him. I'm going to see what's that. Oh, you
Speaker 1: got a little more assassin there. Now, let's just do this. Hello, Hey,
Speaker 1: is this even? Yeah? It was this? Hey. I mean
Speaker 1: my name is Jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey
Speaker 1: in the morning. Okay, and I didn't never heard you, guys.
Speaker 1: Oh well, my name is jeff but some people call
Speaker 1: me three day vacation, not a full Oh my god,
Speaker 1: like holiday. Are you joking? Do you know my friend Holiday?
Speaker 1: That was the worst joke in the whole world. Let's
Speaker 1: see what Evan thought about it. Yeah, yeah, he loved it.
Speaker 1: Um so No, seriously, you went on a date with
Speaker 1: one of our listeners named Holiday recently. We want to
Speaker 1: ask you about it. You want to ask you about
Speaker 1: a date that went on with Holiday. Yeah. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: sounds like a really interesting night because it's a very
Speaker 1: interesting person. Yeah, oh, that's funny. It's all part of us.
Speaker 1: I mean that we do on on our show called
Speaker 1: a second Date Update. So we're trying to help Holiday
Speaker 1: out and figure out if something went wrong on the
Speaker 1: date or if something's going on in your life, because
Speaker 1: she doesn't know why you're not calling her back. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she said, you guys were vibe in Yeah, howl they
Speaker 1: She's fun and I'm a fun person too. That's the
Speaker 1: reason why I kind of thought that we would actually
Speaker 1: really do good together. Okay, Oh so you liked her,
Speaker 1: that's great, as It was something where we had went
Speaker 1: to an art gallery and for the first part it
Speaker 1: was it was great, and uh, there was a moment
Speaker 1: where we were just looking at art and everything was cool,
Speaker 1: and then he was like, well, let's pretend to be artists.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, she mentioned that to us, and she said
Speaker 1: that you were into the idea and you played along. Yeah. Well, see,
Speaker 1: the thing is that I was played around with it
Speaker 1: because I thought we were just like pretending to be
Speaker 1: artists to each other. You know. I didn't know like
Speaker 1: maybe like you were just being artists, like, oh, look
Speaker 1: at this work. Can you believe the long time my
Speaker 1: paint stroke was here or whatever it was. You didn't
Speaker 1: know that it was going to be a public presentation
Speaker 1: that she seemed to be. Yeah, let me tell you
Speaker 1: it was awkward because I had just turned for a
Speaker 1: second and she was talking to a couple and I
Speaker 1: thought nothing of it, and then uh, she kind of
Speaker 1: like waved me over there, and I started walking over there,
Speaker 1: and then he introduced me as the co artist. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: she just put you down like that, a co artist.
Speaker 1: I hope the little plaquead two names on it pretty quick.
Speaker 1: But that was to me. I was like kind of shocked.
Speaker 1: That was what it got kind of weird for me,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know to do, so I did go
Speaker 1: along with it, but she was talking to him for
Speaker 1: a while that okay, it looked like she gave him
Speaker 1: a card, like a card, like I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know. It looks like she gave a card or something.
Speaker 1: But to me, that was kind of strange. I didn't
Speaker 1: I didn't want to, Like my mind immediately started thinking
Speaker 1: of like I don't want to say this. I don't
Speaker 1: want to, like, yeah, up to something weird, but it
Speaker 1: gave me identity, set vibe or something like that, like
Speaker 1: how would she have a card? It seemed like it
Speaker 1: was like this impromptu thing, like a funny idea. And
Speaker 1: then you're saying, maybe maybe she revealed to them who
Speaker 1: she really was and gave them a real business card.
Speaker 1: But it's not funny, though, is that what you think?
Speaker 1: I don't know, But to me it was kind of weird.
Speaker 1: It's like I don't want to get involved in anything.
Speaker 1: It was like kind of sketchy, like the whole thing,
Speaker 1: like I could see with her wigs and then every
Speaker 1: wig as a name, and then she goes to the artist, identity,
Speaker 1: theft stuff because of the different Oh, oh my god,
Speaker 1: that is an interesting thought. Did you ask her what
Speaker 1: was on the card? At that point? I was so
Speaker 1: weird it out about it and I didn't even want
Speaker 1: to be a part of it. Was like autumn pilot
Speaker 1: from there, like I would. Well, we're getting into some
Speaker 1: like serious talks here, some almost accusations being thrown around,
Speaker 1: and I don't think you should speculate and talk about
Speaker 1: it anymore. Let's just ask Holiday directly, because I need
Speaker 1: to tell you, Evan, she's been on the other line
Speaker 1: listening this whole time, and she wants to talk to you. Oh,
Speaker 1: then Holiday, there, I'm here, Hi, Evan, Hey, how you doing?
Speaker 1: How are you? Oh? I was I was better until
Speaker 1: this phone call. Oh oh, I didn't know. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to assume An. I'm just I wish I would
Speaker 1: have just been brave enough to tell you what I
Speaker 1: was thinking. But man, I feel I feel kind of
Speaker 1: weird right now, kind of awkward. Yeah, but that's not
Speaker 1: You're bad. I mean you could understand Holiday like that
Speaker 1: does look pretty questionable. What was happening? Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't say anything wrong with it. I wasn't I'm
Speaker 1: gonna you know, I make jewelry, okay, And when I
Speaker 1: go to these things, I to pass out my card.
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of rich people that buy these
Speaker 1: crazy art pieces and it's my way of building my network.
Speaker 1: And I sell jewelry and I want to sell to
Speaker 1: those people. So your card has a real information on it,
Speaker 1: like it says holiday artist. It doesn't have a bunch
Speaker 1: of fake names. No, maybe a couple, but like nicknames,
Speaker 1: but I don't see anything. What does that mean? It
Speaker 1: doesn't okay, a couple Like it depends on like what
Speaker 1: I'm selling, Like what kind of jewelry I'm selling. If
Speaker 1: it's kind of like wacky crazy, right, that's when Sapphire
Speaker 1: comes out and her name's on the card. But if
Speaker 1: it's like Lana, it's more scurious, like you know, sterling silver.
Speaker 1: So each wig has a different type of jewelry. That yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm up to like six different types. There's
Speaker 1: like a surfer tide, there's like an earth girl tide. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: Evan that sounds like the type of woman that you
Speaker 1: want to date. Oh I think that I think she
Speaker 1: said enough that kind of like just put ice on
Speaker 1: a cake for the reason why I didn't even call
Speaker 1: you back. That's great because one of her personality sells
Speaker 1: cakes to rich people too. I feel like women already
Speaker 1: have seven personalities. But you can tell now she has
Speaker 1: a wig on which then you're getting yea yeah, And Evan,
Speaker 1: I would think of it more as like a branding
Speaker 1: thing for her, right, Like she's so jewelry and it's
Speaker 1: got different vibe, different energy to each one, and so
Speaker 1: she's just put it a name to that, like she
Speaker 1: wasn't lying to you, right well, I think her she
Speaker 1: has so much energy that is just overwhelming to me.
Speaker 1: The kind of thing you know, like her energy is
Speaker 1: she is a genius. I thought your energy matched mine.
Speaker 1: I thought we like vibe so good. Yeah, at a point,
Speaker 1: but then once we started doing the role plane and
Speaker 1: taking credit for other people's artwork, and then like looking
Speaker 1: kind of sketchy with the car passing out what you
Speaker 1: didn't tell me what you were doing. I think Evan
Speaker 1: needs some wigs so that he can match his energy
Speaker 1: with some of her energy, Like you need some more
Speaker 1: names to Evan. Yeah, yeah, Evan, I think you should
Speaker 1: give it another chance. I mean, if anything, you get
Speaker 1: a great story out of another date with this with
Speaker 1: this lady. Yeah, worried about holiday? Sounds fun? You know what?
Speaker 1: I am kind of texted to say yes because this
Speaker 1: has been just turned out to be actually more lighthearted
Speaker 1: than I thought it would be. And to give you
Speaker 1: a little bit more intensive you do, say yes, We're
Speaker 1: gonna pay for your next date. How would you want
Speaker 1: to go on another day? Because I mean, wow, you're
Speaker 1: taking my job, bro, That's what I'm supposed to do.
Speaker 1: I like it. Take charge guy to die holiday. Wow,
Speaker 1: I want to go on another day and I'll bring strawberry.
Speaker 1: He's paying. Oh, I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: Evan can handle strawberry. If we go back to like
Speaker 1: a Delilah or something that maybe I could added Delila
Speaker 1: to my collection. Evan, let's go out o all right?
Speaker 1: All right? Well that would scare me? Why does he
Speaker 1: sounds scared? Terrified? I don't know who you're going to
Speaker 1: be going out with soon, And please keep us updated.
Speaker 1: We want to hear this story because I know it's
Speaker 1: going to be a good one. Yeah, regardless, got it,
Speaker 1: Thank you talk, It doesn't matter. Sorry, Jeffrey in the morning,
Speaker 1: Well time it worked. Oh my god, we have to
Speaker 1: get an update from them. Yeah, we really need to
Speaker 1: get an update. Because Brook used her classic good old
Speaker 1: girl next door line where she tilts her head to
Speaker 1: the side and shrugs her shoulders and raises her voice
Speaker 1: a little and says, you know, I'd give her another chance. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's got eighteen wigs and eighteen personalities and lies about
Speaker 1: who she is for her own financial gain. But you
Speaker 1: know what, it could be fun. It's just a business move. Listen.
Speaker 1: As a woman, everybody knows how you just change when
Speaker 1: you have a different hair. Well, yeah, like I've gone brunette,
Speaker 1: I've gone red each time different Brook. Yeah. Yeah, Well,
Speaker 1: whenever brook says that, the guys are always like oh yeah, okay, Brook,
Speaker 1: And next thing you know, you're being trafficked in the
Speaker 1: cargo hold of an oil tanker over to Kazakhstan. All
Speaker 1: because Brooks said, no, just give it a chance. It
Speaker 1: sounds like a cruise to me, Jeff, that is you
Speaker 1: have a lot of pull here, Brook, And maybe you
Speaker 1: shouldn't say that to every single person that we have
Speaker 1: on the phone. Fun. Gosh, people take life so seriously.
Speaker 1: She's just having a good time living life to her fullest. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just saying how many of our listeners go missing
Speaker 1: just because brook goes just try in work go wrong.
Speaker 1: That's why we don't do so many update updates. Definitely
Speaker 1: come back, but if you would like to be one
Speaker 1: of those people that Brooks strong arms for, then email
Speaker 1: the show right. We'll call that person who wasn't calling
Speaker 1: you back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning