1 00:00:01,240 --> 00:00:03,320 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, write about 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:06,600 Speaker 1: four minutes after it's my strawberry letter for today. Get 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 1: a load of this subject. One of my homies is 4 00:00:10,039 --> 00:00:21,080 Speaker 1: my side piece. What they're just homies. We'll get into 5 00:00:21,120 --> 00:00:23,239 Speaker 1: it in just a little bit, but right now, Junior 6 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 1: is in for the nephew with today's prank phone call. 7 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 1: What you got for its Junior Shirley calling. This is 8 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 1: probably a little different, un don't don't worry about the title. 9 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 1: It's just a little different here. It is Exotic Deliveries, 10 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:43,240 Speaker 1: but it ain't what you think. Running cat. Hello, Hello, Hello, 11 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: I am trying to reach Adrian. Adrian. Uh yeah, this 12 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:49,919 Speaker 1: is this is here. How can I help you? How 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 1: you doing? My name is? My name is was Shot. 14 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:56,400 Speaker 1: I'm with GPT and we have a delivery for you. 15 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be arriving probably in the next I guess 16 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: the next ninety minutes. Are you Are you actually at 17 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:05,800 Speaker 1: the house, sir, um No, I'm not at home right now, 18 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,880 Speaker 1: but I mean you can just go ahead and leave 19 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:10,720 Speaker 1: whatever it is. My my wife and kids can probably 20 00:01:10,720 --> 00:01:12,520 Speaker 1: get it when it's home from school, you know, so 21 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:14,480 Speaker 1: let me make sure I got the address right. Are 22 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:19,560 Speaker 1: you thirty eight North River Drive. Yeah, okay, so is 23 00:01:19,600 --> 00:01:23,600 Speaker 1: anyone there right now at all? Uh? No, nobody is 24 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:26,319 Speaker 1: home right now. I don't understand why you can't just 25 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:28,920 Speaker 1: just leave the package there for again, well, this has 26 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: to be this has to be signed, and I have 27 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:35,000 Speaker 1: you on here as the handler for this delivery, so 28 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:37,680 Speaker 1: I definitely gotta get quite a few signatures from you. 29 00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:41,440 Speaker 1: I got about five or six pieces of paper sheets 30 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,480 Speaker 1: that you need to sign off on. Are you are you? 31 00:01:43,640 --> 00:01:45,920 Speaker 1: What time did your wife get there? Sir? She'll be 32 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 1: that lady. What do you what do you what do 33 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 1: you mean? I'm a handler handling? What? What are you? 34 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: What are you delivering? This is GPT, sir, this is 35 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:58,320 Speaker 1: Global Pet Transport. We have to peacocks. We have a seal, 36 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,640 Speaker 1: and we have a baby kangaroo that we're dropping off today. Okay, 37 00:02:02,680 --> 00:02:05,240 Speaker 1: this it's gotta be some kind of mistake, right. We 38 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,760 Speaker 1: have a dog, that's it. We don't, we don't. We're 39 00:02:07,760 --> 00:02:10,560 Speaker 1: not an animal sanctuary here. I don't. I don't understand 40 00:02:10,639 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: what what you're talking about. We didn't a kangaroo. I feel, 41 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,400 Speaker 1: I mean, you're you're you're your Adrian, it's correct. Yeah, 42 00:02:18,440 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: that's my name, man. But okay, and you're thirty eight 43 00:02:21,360 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 1: North River Drive. Listen, listen, Yes, that is accurate. But again, 44 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,559 Speaker 1: I'm not a handler. I'm not handling things. Okay, okay, 45 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: let me if there is some confusion. Your name is here, 46 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,640 Speaker 1: your address is here, So I don't see where I 47 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: have a problem. Everything I'm asking you, you're saying it's correct, 48 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:44,720 Speaker 1: except now you're saying you don't want your delivery. It's 49 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:47,320 Speaker 1: not my delivery man. That's what I'm trying to tell you. 50 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,480 Speaker 1: This is not I didn't order a kangaroo. I didn't 51 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,720 Speaker 1: order these things. Okay, a kangaroo, a seal, and two 52 00:02:53,720 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: peacocks does make sense? Man, two peacocks? Who order? Is this? 53 00:02:58,160 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: This is not my order? Man? You got my name, 54 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: so here, okay, So here's here's what we need to do. 55 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:04,840 Speaker 1: Will your wife be here? Would be at the house 56 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 1: within the next ninety minutes. She she might be. But 57 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:11,760 Speaker 1: you know what are you saying? What I'm gonna do 58 00:03:11,919 --> 00:03:14,560 Speaker 1: is leave them here, leave them at you at your place, 59 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: and you can call the company that shipped them and 60 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:19,600 Speaker 1: you can figure out what went wrong or whatnot. But 61 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:22,760 Speaker 1: it is my to leave these animals there. What what 62 00:03:22,919 --> 00:03:24,799 Speaker 1: what is your what's your name? Brother? What's your name? Brother? 63 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,600 Speaker 1: My name is Roshan Rahan. Let me tell you something 64 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:30,360 Speaker 1: right now. Okay, you got about to leave no animals 65 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,640 Speaker 1: at my house. Okay, you're not leaving no keeay cocks. 66 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: You're not leaving no in kangaroo. You're not leaving no 67 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,560 Speaker 1: concealed Okay, we're not having a competant zoo at my house. 68 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 1: When I get to my house with shot, ain't no 69 00:03:41,920 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: animals gonna be there. Okay, Okay, you know what who want? Okay, 70 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,360 Speaker 1: let's le let me get my wife on the phone 71 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: here right. Let me let me call my wife. Hang on, 72 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:50,880 Speaker 1: hang on, sir. I don't listen, sir. I don't have 73 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 1: time for you to reach out to your wife, for 74 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 1: you to try to figure out what you're gonna do 75 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:58,480 Speaker 1: about your kangaroo, your pea, cocks, your seal. I don't 76 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,680 Speaker 1: I gotta make this drop. I gotta keep moving. I 77 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,200 Speaker 1: have other animals on the truck. I don't give up 78 00:04:03,640 --> 00:04:06,040 Speaker 1: about your other animals. Okay, I'm gonna home my wife. 79 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:08,240 Speaker 1: And if she made ordered the damn table, who would 80 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 1: see it? Okay? Because I know I didn't order all right, okay, 81 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: and she's not gonna sir, listen to me. Listen to me, sir. 82 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 1: You can figure this out when you get home. Right now, 83 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: I'm now about an hour out. I'm gonna drop the animals. 84 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:28,760 Speaker 1: Can you give something, sir? If it's not yours, somebody 85 00:04:28,800 --> 00:04:31,840 Speaker 1: will come back tomorrow and pick them up. You mean 86 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,840 Speaker 1: somebody gonna come back and pick them up tomorrow. I'm 87 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:36,479 Speaker 1: not gonna have them. She's at my house overnight. You 88 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,240 Speaker 1: think I am right? Mary Poppa's man, I'm out here 89 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,680 Speaker 1: doing nothing with these animals like you're crazy. Roshan. Please, 90 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,680 Speaker 1: there's a containable at my house when I arrived. So 91 00:04:45,839 --> 00:04:48,400 Speaker 1: help me, guy, so so so help you. Guy. What 92 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:50,600 Speaker 1: you're gonna have it? The animal's gonna be there when 93 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 1: you get there. Man, you're not feeling you're slowing up 94 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:56,600 Speaker 1: my whole delivery route today. Okay, I ain't got time 95 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:01,120 Speaker 1: for this. I ain't got I'm not But why you order? 96 00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 1: Why you order of Kangaroo if you don't want it now? 97 00:05:04,240 --> 00:05:06,640 Speaker 1: If I didn't order them Kangaroo, that's why I don't 98 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,920 Speaker 1: want them to kang Lu, because I didn't order them 99 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: in Kangaroo. Be killing me? What's out worder. What's want? Okay, 100 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:15,240 Speaker 1: this is the worst customer services of good world. I 101 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,880 Speaker 1: don't even a customer of yours. You're trying to tell 102 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:22,400 Speaker 1: me that I gotta kangaroo a peacock and peacocks. You 103 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: have to to peacocks. You have two peacocks, sir, This 104 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:29,279 Speaker 1: doesn't even make any what're you gonna do with those animals? Animals? 105 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:30,719 Speaker 1: I don't know what you're gonna do with it, but 106 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 1: you're gonna sign. You're gonna sign this paperwork though, that's 107 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,119 Speaker 1: what you're gonna do. Why if you think I'm signing 108 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:43,040 Speaker 1: that paperwork? An I don't want to whoop yours at 109 00:05:43,080 --> 00:05:45,440 Speaker 1: your house in front of your wife and kids behind 110 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: some damn animals. I don't, But you're gonna sign my paperwork? 111 00:05:48,760 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 1: You would? I wish you would try to whip my 112 00:05:51,640 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: beau them. I'm about to show my kids what it 113 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,919 Speaker 1: looks like to show up and talks real reckless o. 114 00:05:56,960 --> 00:05:58,960 Speaker 1: Can you show it up here with a damn caravan 115 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 1: animals like I'm in the ridiculous? Okay, huh, noiculous. It's 116 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,479 Speaker 1: only one thing. I really, just only one last thing 117 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,920 Speaker 1: I need to take you to be honest, with you that. 118 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,680 Speaker 1: The only thing I can tell you now, Adrian, is 119 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,960 Speaker 1: that I have nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. 120 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,520 Speaker 1: Your white bridget got me the prank phone call you. 121 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:30,200 Speaker 1: Oh man, you gotta be kidding me, man, Wow, you 122 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 1: don't want the delivery man. You don't want I don't 123 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 1: want the kangar? Root man? What does those animals together? Man, 124 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,560 Speaker 1: you gotta be high up your mind, one of those 125 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:42,200 Speaker 1: damn animals together? All right, baby, give it. Tell me 126 00:06:42,279 --> 00:06:44,960 Speaker 1: what's the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show 127 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,920 Speaker 1: in the land. Let me hear that, Adrian's Steve Harvey 128 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 1: Morning Show. Baby, Okay, And what I told you is 129 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,680 Speaker 1: exactly deliverous. It wasn't nothing like that. It was by 130 00:06:57,760 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 1: the animals. I've got to do a little few. Yeah, 131 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:05,119 Speaker 1: don't don't let the nephew make you get your behind 132 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 1: whooped your I know co sign and yeah he said peak, 133 00:07:11,760 --> 00:07:15,160 Speaker 1: who get two peacocks and the seal? For me? It 134 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: was seal. I didn't get a silicagar and the kangaroo. 135 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 1: Don't nobody want the kangaroo? That's crazy? Yeah, alright, don't 136 00:07:31,160 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 1: let the nephew no, I know, I know, I'm letting 137 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:37,640 Speaker 1: lettybody know. I'm just feeling in. Did he get back 138 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:43,720 Speaker 1: next week? This Yeah, I'm getting very relief as soon 139 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,880 Speaker 1: as he get back. All that can be funny towards him. 140 00:07:46,920 --> 00:07:52,040 Speaker 1: I'm not taking the whoopings for him. No, hey, Julie, 141 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,000 Speaker 1: you're feeling in for time and not this week. No 142 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:59,040 Speaker 1: he's back. Yeah, that's all him, all him, all him. 143 00:07:59,640 --> 00:08:01,760 Speaker 1: What's animal do you like like when you go to 144 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: the zoo? I like the lions. I like lions, yeah, lions. Yeah. 145 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:11,080 Speaker 1: I like the seals you did. I watched right on 146 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:20,840 Speaker 1: by them meany I know, would you like diers? Yeah, 147 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:24,600 Speaker 1: i'd be like probably like the gorilla, the gorilla, yeah, 148 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:29,480 Speaker 1: second crilla like people. They been sitting around doing so 149 00:08:29,680 --> 00:08:34,480 Speaker 1: people do like scratching the looking crazy, looking crazy all yea, 150 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:38,240 Speaker 1: their eyes. That's when I started feeling sorry for them. 151 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:41,600 Speaker 1: You know they're in cages. Yeah, I'll tell you where 152 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:46,640 Speaker 1: I didn't go. I know, yeah, I didn't even I 153 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 1: never need going to either. Car. I don't see nothing 154 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:54,040 Speaker 1: pressed about these snakes. Why am I I was in there? 155 00:08:54,080 --> 00:08:56,960 Speaker 1: They were in the behind the glass. I was good 156 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,480 Speaker 1: and I don't care if it's if it is a 157 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:06,800 Speaker 1: garden's mate, right, little Get, words make all right, Junior, 158 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:10,520 Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Coming up next, Strawberry letter, subject 159 00:09:11,120 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: one of my homies is my side piece. We'll get 160 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:18,400 Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening to the same 161 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,520 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show.