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Speaker 2: Kurt?

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Speaker 3: I have such a story for you today, and it's true.

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Speaker 3: I'm not even making this one up.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, all right.

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Speaker 3: First time for the podcast. Here it goes something like this.

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Speaker 3: Crowds left confused and laughing as man shouts missing dog's

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Speaker 3: unfortunate name in public.

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Speaker 1: Oh I can't wait.

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Speaker 4: The dog is named on this very special episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 2: Your world dogs would.

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Speaker 3: Tell you my billion pieces would.

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Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen and our non binary folks. Welcome to

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Speaker 4: another episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 1: I'm kurb Brown.

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Speaker 3: Older and I'm Scottie Landis Banana Boy number two. Thank

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Speaker 3: you for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was, Kurk.

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Speaker 4: We have a very exciting guest today, Swotti doing her

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Speaker 4: on right off the bat.

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Speaker 3: She's my friend, so I'm gonna go ahead and do

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Speaker 3: this one. Our guest today, Baby, I know you got

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Speaker 3: to somebody's got to bring her on. Our guest today

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Speaker 3: is an actor, writer, and comedian who hosts the excellent

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Speaker 3: horror podcast. If you like horror movies, it's called He's

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Speaker 3: Right behind You. Please listen. I did an episode. It

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Speaker 3: was a wonderful time, and you can now check out

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Speaker 3: her series Antisocial Distance on antisocial distance dot com. Most importantly,

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Speaker 3: she's my friend, like I said, someone I miss seeing

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Speaker 3: around town all the time.

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Speaker 1: A Vitahash, Hey me me.

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Speaker 5: I'm an exciting guest.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you are an exciting guest. How are you?

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Speaker 5: Thank you. I'm doing so well. I'm very happy to

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Speaker 5: be here. How are you, guys?

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Speaker 2: So best day of my life.

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Speaker 4: We are very excited because we have a bananas first

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Speaker 4: that is happening this episode.

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Speaker 1: With you on it.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, we have.

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Speaker 4: A This is the first time that we have had

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Speaker 4: a bananimal guest. But this gentleman messaged us d m

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Speaker 4: to make this happen. So please welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: Austin Clump, Hello, Austin, every.

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Speaker 6: Pleasure to be on the stip.

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Speaker 2: Where are you?

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Speaker 1: Where you Where are you calling from?

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Speaker 6: I'm calling from North Carolina, right outside of Asheville, North Carolina.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful, beautiful, sweet part of the country.

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Speaker 1: What do you what do you do out there?

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Speaker 6: Oh man? I work at a restaurant, all right, So

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Speaker 3: I worked in a restaurants in my life. So I'm

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Speaker 3: a for me as well as well. What do you

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Speaker 6: Oh, well, you know, I worked in the kitchen and

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Speaker 6: well it's actually a barbecue restaurant, so like, yeah, smoke,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So we understand that you would like to

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Speaker 6: Absolutely. Yeah, my my girlfriend. We've been dating for eight

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Speaker 2: What's her name?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll do it, do it? Do it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Okay, Oh my gosh, her name is Alexandria Warren.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, let's do an official do it in a sentence,

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Speaker 6: All right, all right, Alex, I love you so much.

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Speaker 6: You've been with me for a long time. You put

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Speaker 5: I couldn't help it. I think we're married now if

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you accidentally married three podcasters.

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Speaker 6: Sister and husband wise with me.

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Speaker 5: She's going to be mad. She waited eight years and

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Speaker 1: The answer, Oh, it's going to be luckily it comes

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Speaker 4: It comes out next week, one week ahead of time,

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Speaker 5: The best would be if she just like texts you yes,

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Speaker 5: and you're like, what, I don't know what what.

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Speaker 5: Right now. Are you going to listen together? Do you

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Speaker 6: Most of your time we hang out on our fortune

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And do you already have a ring? Do you

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Speaker 3: We'll announce, and if you do take a photo with her,

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Speaker 5: And I hope she says yes, but silver lining if

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have a great insurance where you're back up. Well,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, thank you for having me on.

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Speaker 2: You got a buddy. We'll talk to you soon.

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Speaker 3: It's a sorry just to throw you right into a

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Speaker 5: This is so exciting. Oh yeah, a real veteran. I'm

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do it next week. We'll beyond Blue Jeans, everybody,

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Speaker 5: It's so good. Can I just tell you I have

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Speaker 3: There's so many more stories about this, but the one

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Speaker 3: This sort of challenge was we walked up to these

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Speaker 1: And it's packed.

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Speaker 4: It's packed with pumps, like everybody is so cool on

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Speaker 4: So yes, like the perfect place to have two adults

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Speaker 2: If you do this. It was on him.

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Speaker 3: And if you don't understand how funny this is, I

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Speaker 2: Will like, what the hell is going on? Oh wow,

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Speaker 4: It's from the Harvard Gazette. I've heard of hard by

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Speaker 2: Rolls off the tongue. He is just the best in

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Speaker 4: Do you know why conversations either seem too short or

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Speaker 5: One they walk away from you. You don't even have.

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Speaker 1: So here it goes.

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Speaker 4: Ever, get stuck talking to someone and you can't figure

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Speaker 1: Really, yes, ninety like.

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Speaker 4: So some feel as if conversations are too short, while

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Speaker 4: It's like I think it's a nervousness too, like a

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Speaker 5: The worst is when you are the person who's keeping

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Speaker 5: thank goodness, You're like, I'm boring myself.

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Speaker 4: You double down because you're like, I don't want this

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Speaker 1: Yes, I'll get us into a new topic of conversation.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, and.

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Speaker 5: You said you grew up in which part of pencil?

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Speaker 3: Oh that's interesting, Oh that's interesting. Have you ever been?

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Speaker 2: And the guy goes, we do.

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Speaker 5: Some people they think that you can be tasked with that,

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Speaker 5: like that's you've asked, You've been like, did you specifically

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, all they say.

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Speaker 3: I have people that know that our friend or their

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Speaker 3: I'm like, yes, I will.

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Speaker 4: What is do you have? Does anybody have any tricks?

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Speaker 5: One that I love but I can't do. I've seen

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Speaker 5: They don't say anything. They just my partner will do it.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes he'll just move and I wish I could do it.

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Speaker 1: A drink thing yeaheah, yeah, I'm just gonna get a drink,

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Speaker 1: I'm god, I'm out yep. So I do often have

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Speaker 1: to get a drink.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we want to go do a shot, and like

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Speaker 3: most people will bail.

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Speaker 2: That's always a good way to get out of there.

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Speaker 1: That's a good idea.

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Speaker 5: But uh, I do this thing now which backfires where

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Speaker 5: I don't know why I can't stop it. I'll be like,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna get a drink. Do you want to come?

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Speaker 5: And then it like continues. I can't just excuse me.

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Speaker 5: I have to like invite them along. Yeah, no, I

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Speaker 5: do or need anything, and then I have to come back.

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Speaker 4: I yeah, I do the thing where I'll be like,

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Speaker 4: I'll be right back, and it's like we're all agreeing

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Speaker 4: that I'm not coming back. We know that that's not

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Speaker 4: going to happen, but it's hard. It's my lie and

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Speaker 4: it's you agree to it.

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Speaker 3: The even better move is when you say I'll be

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Speaker 3: right back and you've already called your uber or lyft,

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Speaker 3: and so you just walk right outside, get in your

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Speaker 3: car and just leave the entire event completely. Not only

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Speaker 3: will you not be back, you won't see anybody again

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Speaker 3: for weeks at a time.

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Speaker 5: What do you guys do with the like what what

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Speaker 5: have you been up to? That's I go into like

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Speaker 5: flight or freeze. I just like recently somebody asked me

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Speaker 5: and I went, oh, you know, and he called me

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Speaker 5: on it. I was like, I don't know, what have

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Speaker 5: you and I just like short circuited. I think maybe

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Speaker 5: I walked away. That might be the one time I

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Speaker 5: did it because I was just like, I can't I'm

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Speaker 5: not up for this. I can't do it.

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Speaker 3: This guy I met in college, he went to Hampshire College,

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Speaker 3: which is like a very very liberal arts school in Massachusetts,

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Speaker 3: and he was at Lollapalooza and he was a performer

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Speaker 3: and he was backstage and Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam

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Speaker 3: is backstage and he's like, hey, nice to meet you.

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Speaker 2: And the guy's like, nice to meet you too, And

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Speaker 2: so this is.

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Speaker 3: Twenty five years ago, and Eddie Vedder's like, how are

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Speaker 3: you And the guy's like, yeah, I'm good. And like

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Speaker 3: Eddie turns and looks him den in the eye. He's like, no, no, man,

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Speaker 3: how are you? And the guy said He almost started

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Speaker 3: to cry, and he goes, I'm good, my and he

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Speaker 3: like panic, but this is what he really did. He goes,

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Speaker 3: I bounced lawnmowers on my chin and then people throw

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Speaker 3: heads of lettuce at it and it chops it, and

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Speaker 3: Eddie Vedder goes, I want to see that, and then

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Speaker 3: he found that's what he did. He was part of

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Speaker 3: that traveling circus that was like a free show circus.

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Speaker 3: And he said that Eddie Vedder was just underhand softball

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Speaker 3: pitching heads of lettuce into a running board because he

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Speaker 3: really cared about what this guy did.

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Speaker 5: The best story is amazing on so many levels.

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Speaker 3: I know it was so good, but me, no, I

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Speaker 3: just always say I'm good and then I actually say

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Speaker 3: one kind of personal thing that's happened to.

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Speaker 2: Me that week.

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Speaker 3: And that's all people really want. They want something, they

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Speaker 3: want an actual detail.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been like I had that happen.

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Speaker 1: Someone asked me what are you being up to?

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Speaker 4: And I never I'm always like, in my head it's

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Speaker 4: like two warring things of like do I answer personally?

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Speaker 4: Do I say something I'm working on? Saying something I'm

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Speaker 4: working on seems like a braggart and awful but saying

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Speaker 4: something personal, maybe it gets us into a situation where

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Speaker 4: they don't want to talk about it. And so I

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Speaker 4: went personal and I was like, ah, you know, I

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Speaker 4: got two kids now, so it's just been doing that

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Speaker 4: and they're like oh yeah. And then it was just

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Speaker 4: like dead and then everyone left the group about children, and.

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Speaker 1: Then I was just sitting there talking to Todd Barry.

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Speaker 5: Now you know how to end a conversation that ties

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Speaker 5: into the previous question, m h your kids. I would

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Speaker 5: be like, oh, let me see a picture, so I

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Speaker 5: would keep going.

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Speaker 2: You're an extender.

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Speaker 3: What we're learning on it calls you extend a conversation.

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Speaker 1: But that's good, that's true.

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Speaker 5: Good luck trying to end this podcast.

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Speaker 3: Tell me another strange bananas news story. Okay, it's over.

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Speaker 2: The show is over.

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Speaker 5: It's like going over my head. Do you think you're worried?

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Speaker 5: I don't get it. No, try another one. I think

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Speaker 5: I can follow.

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Speaker 1: I keep up.

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Speaker 3: Jesus Jesus with one before we go to a break.

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Speaker 3: Scatty boy, I would love to This was sent in.

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Speaker 3: I think this person sent a couple more in before too.

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Speaker 3: Crusty gum under the table have we had do you

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Speaker 3: remember that name. Kurt No crusty gum under the table

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Speaker 3: sent this in.

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Speaker 1: Okay, diet noodles already a good start.

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Speaker 3: I'm in diet noodles blamed for quote unholy levels of

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Speaker 3: gastric upset and.

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Speaker 4: Rage and rage and rage.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, they go hand in hand.

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Speaker 7: Bananass relative news from all the.

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Speaker 1: Way around the.

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Speaker 8: Ba ba ba, ladies and gentlemen, We are back.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is back.

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Speaker 4: Listen, guys, I just do want to tell you very

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Speaker 4: quickly about a couple shows coming up August sixth, seventh,

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Speaker 4: and eighth. I am in Lafayette, Louisiana, then Houston, Texas

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Speaker 4: and College Station Texas also known as Brian Texas.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: You can find all.

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Speaker 4: The links on the Instagram, and of course October twenty

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Speaker 4: third in Hamden, Connecticut at the Space Ballroom, So come

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Speaker 4: on out. Go that also June seventeenth, eighteenth, and nineteenth

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Speaker 4: at Philly Helium at Philly.

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Speaker 1: Go so go to those.

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Speaker 4: Also go to our instagram the Bananas Podcast sign up

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Speaker 4: right now and dam us your strange news stories.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and we got new merch.

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Speaker 3: Go to the merch store of podswag dot com something

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Speaker 3: bananas and uh.

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Speaker 2: We got stickers, we got water balls. The hoodies are back.

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Speaker 3: We got best in the Business shirts coming soon. They're

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Speaker 3: not quite out yet, but they're coming soon. And if

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Speaker 3: you love our theme song, you can always go to

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Speaker 3: band camp look up Khan with two ends and it's

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Speaker 3: called the Bananas theme song. It can be all your

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Speaker 3: very own to fall asleep to at night if you like.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we have a very special guest with us today.

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Speaker 4: Welcome back to the show, Avido Ash.

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Speaker 5: Thank you. I can't imagine I feel like I'd get

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Speaker 5: too pumped if I tried to listen to that theme

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Speaker 5: song falling asleep.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's pretty rock. Kahan the banger, he.

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Speaker 3: Made an earworm and he's the best. We've worked together

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Speaker 3: on TV shows before, and he'll write them songs and

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Speaker 3: songs inside of songs, excuse me inside the show. And

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Speaker 3: he did one for Workaholics called Friends to the End.

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Speaker 3: The Workaholics dudes created an all male band called Energy

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Speaker 3: and that song I listened to. It's the ring tone

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Speaker 3: on some of my on my phone. I love Kahan,

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Speaker 3: He's the dude on some of my phones.

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Speaker 5: I like the idea that you've got a Hubert.

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Speaker 3: We have a bananaa phone.

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Speaker 4: Oh a great tie in, because the Banana Phone is

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Speaker 4: ending August. First, the Banana phone will be disconnected. Audist First,

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Speaker 4: I have had it for a month. I have been

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Speaker 4: terrible about answering it, but I have been responding to text.

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Speaker 4: Scotty's going to get it back today. Maybe there'll be

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Speaker 4: some more answerings from Scotty.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure.

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Speaker 4: But the Banana Phone, you got two months left, so

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Speaker 4: get into it. Get your Scotty in while you can.

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Speaker 2: That's kind of right.

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Speaker 4: I have multiple people who are texting me just being like,

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Speaker 4: is Scottie back yet? And I'm like, sorry, it's still Kurt.

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Speaker 4: They'll be like okay, and they're just waiting. They're just

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Speaker 4: patiently waiting for you to come back.

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Speaker 3: Well, you gotta understand, I had seven months of leeway

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Speaker 3: to build rock hard communications and relationships with total complete strangers.

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Speaker 3: But honestly, in twenty twenty, so many.

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Speaker 2: People called crying.

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Speaker 3: So many people have gotten laid off or sick or

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Speaker 3: lots of nurses, lots of doctors, lots of teachers. And

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Speaker 3: then in twenty twenty one, the reverse. People got new jobs,

607
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Speaker 3: people graduated, people are happy, they got vaxed. All those things.

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Speaker 3: Nic It's been a beautiful social experiment. It'll be sad

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Speaker 3: to see it go. But all good art projects need

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Speaker 3: an end or they just become boring and redundant. So

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Speaker 3: the Banana's phone will slowly fade into obscurity.

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Speaker 5: Well, now that happy people are calling, Kurt, I feel

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Speaker 5: like you should bring them down and tell them that

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Speaker 5: it makes you feel bad when they just want Scotty

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Speaker 5: and you're in my section. Now they seated you in

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Speaker 5: my section.

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Speaker 4: Bitch, it's really Scotty is just he's so. I have

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Speaker 4: a huge respect for how giving and warm Scottie is

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Speaker 4: because I get to see how long some of these

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Speaker 4: conversations have been going on for.

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Speaker 1: And I'm just like, I don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't have the bandwidth to give as much as

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Speaker 4: Scotty does, and I wish I did, but I find

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Speaker 4: it admirable.

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Speaker 2: Thanks, buddy boy, and.

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Speaker 4: I think it's very cool and I'm happy. I'm happy

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Speaker 4: you're on this team.

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Speaker 3: Yes, answer, that's right. Well, let me tell you about

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Speaker 3: this wonderful story that I really think and like, Ibby

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Speaker 3: tell you're a huge horror movie fan, like thrillers and

631
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Speaker 3: scary movies. Nothing scarier than when it's coming from inside

632
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Speaker 3: the body. This one is all about gastric upset and rage.

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Speaker 3: According to a lawsuit, one consumer developed quote a congealed

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Speaker 3: mass of noodles that blocked her digestive track, forcing her

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Speaker 3: to remain on a liquid diet for more than a month.

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Speaker 1: What what crazy on the floor.

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Speaker 2: So here we go.

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Speaker 4: And also their diet noodles too that the guy heard

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Speaker 4: of before seems fake?

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Speaker 2: Should be fake?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So this is from NBC New York dot Com,

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Speaker 3: written by Chris Glorioso and Evan Stollberger. They're good together.

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Speaker 3: I love the last name glorios So. I went to

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Speaker 3: school with a girl named Tina Glorioso, and I love

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Speaker 3: the name glorios So. It's a great last name. Hoki

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Speaker 3: Doki TV host and jewelry expert Carol Brody already.

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Speaker 1: And I did not expect it to be TV host

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Speaker 1: and jewelry expert.

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Speaker 2: Hey, a Sunday can have two cherries. You know.

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Speaker 3: Carol Brody watches her weight religiously. So when she heard about,

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Speaker 3: oh boy, god, I'm not gonna be able to get

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Speaker 3: through this one. So when she heard about a fifteen

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Speaker 3: calorie preserving product called better than pasta.

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Speaker 2: She bought it. Quote two, yeah, what's better than pasta?

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Speaker 3: Oh God, if I ate three or four bags of this,

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Speaker 3: I was still looking at around one hundred calories. How

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Speaker 3: great is that? Said Brody? And I was going to

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Speaker 3: get a fill up. Weird way to say that.

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Speaker 4: I'm just imagining that it's like made of wood, pulp

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Speaker 4: or something that your body just can't.

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Speaker 3: Pretty much get your choking stories ready, But Brody says

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Speaker 3: her dream diet became a gastric catastrophe in a hurry,

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Speaker 3: According to a federal lawsuit filed last month. This month,

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Speaker 3: excuse me, Brody was hospitalized after eating four packages of

665
00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 3: Better than Pasta. Man, Oh, it's something about the name

666
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 3: better than Pasta just ruined your life?

667
00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:02,040
Speaker 2: That is so good.

668
00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 4: Also the idea just like I can eat four packages and.

669
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: It's only sixty calories of hell.

670
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 3: The complaints said she developed a quote congealed massive noodles

671
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 3: that blocked her digestive track, forcing her to remain on

672
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:24,200
Speaker 3: a diet consisting of diet coke and soup for over

673
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 3: a month, sometimes soupers noodles in it.

674
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 2: Brave choice.

675
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 3: Quote every time I felt like my body was trying

676
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,280
Speaker 3: to get rid of it. That big mass would just

677
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 3: hit so hit so hard, nothing could come out. I

678
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,960
Speaker 3: felt like I was dying, like I was choking to death.

679
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 3: I mean, this is so bad. Brody's attorney, Rose Marie

680
00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 3: Arnold said the makers are better than Pasta is a

681
00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 3: Wisconsin company called Green Spot Foods, and they should have

682
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,840
Speaker 3: known that the product carried a substantial wrist of serious

683
00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 3: digestive problems, partly because there are numerous complaints on Amazon,

684
00:34:01,120 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 3: the platform on which Brody purchased the noodles.

685
00:34:03,800 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 2: When you swallow, oh, here's one. The reviews are very good.

686
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 3: When you swallow it, it doesn't dissolve in your stomach,

687
00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 3: and that's why I was able to keep you full

688
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 3: for so long. The company knew that and this product

689
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 3: was not safe to consume, but they put it on Amazon,

690
00:34:18,520 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 3: so crazy. Lots of one star reviews, even though better

691
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,720
Speaker 3: than Posta currently is a three point five star, but guys,

692
00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:28,160
Speaker 3: three point five star review on Amazon, that's like a

693
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:30,879
Speaker 3: one star review, right, yes, exactly.

694
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:32,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, you got to account for inflation.

695
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,719
Speaker 2: That's like a B rating at a restaurant. When you

696
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,479
Speaker 2: see that B rating, you're like, it's bad.

697
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, bugs, it stands for bugs and bad. Here's a

698
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:47,320
Speaker 3: good one period. Yes, botchulism. Yeah it's not good.

699
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 2: Uh here's a one star review. Quote.

700
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,040
Speaker 3: I was up all night with severe stomach aches and pains,

701
00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:57,000
Speaker 3: wrote one Shopper quote. It felt like stuck like a

702
00:34:57,120 --> 00:35:02,320
Speaker 3: rock right in my epic asterisk area, wrote another, showing off.

703
00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 3: You don't need to say it, guy, just say throat

704
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,000
Speaker 3: her chest or something.

705
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 1: A third posaurus for their Amazon review.

706
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 3: Oh man, my buddy almost called yelp yelp, Like right

707
00:35:12,120 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 3: when Yelp came out, that was gonna yelp reviews of

708
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,719
Speaker 3: yelp reviews, and I wish she had done it.

709
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: That's so good.

710
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: Time got away from still should Yeah, I have.

711
00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 5: A question, do you think because at first I was

712
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,719
Speaker 5: gonna make fun of the diet coke thing of like

713
00:35:24,760 --> 00:35:26,359
Speaker 5: why why does she have to have soup and die?

714
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,400
Speaker 5: Why not water or like something that's going to be

715
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:30,600
Speaker 5: good for you? But then you know there's all those

716
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 5: experiments of like that you put coke on a thing

717
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 5: and it decomposes. Do you think that was by design

718
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 5: that she's trying to like break it up or she

719
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:39,960
Speaker 5: just loves diet coke and is like, now I have

720
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 5: to drink it. There's only ex calories and one can

721
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 5: and I have to drink sixteen cans.

722
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,280
Speaker 1: No was she she was well. It was from her doctor.

723
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 4: Her doctor recommended that doctor Pepper, Hello, I gotta go,

724
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 4: I gotta You're not gonna top that.

725
00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 3: Twenty three ingredients prune flair for soda, Doctor pet prune?

726
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,880
Speaker 1: Is that what's supposed to be?

727
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 5: Yes regular?

728
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 3: And then the third and final reviewer for which this

729
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:16,040
Speaker 3: headline was written simply wrote, this product caused unholy levels

730
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:20,720
Speaker 3: of gastric upsets and rage. So the I Team, which

731
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,080
Speaker 3: is NBC News, has an I team. They're like the

732
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,640
Speaker 3: we Go where other people don't want.

733
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:28,240
Speaker 1: To go into a gloriosa.

734
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, they sent several emails and multiple voice messages to

735
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 3: Great Splut Foods, but did not immediately hear back.

736
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,479
Speaker 1: Did not immediately hear back?

737
00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 5: Did they eventually hear back?

738
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 1: They five minutes before.

739
00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 3: Oh, and then here's the explanation that we all needed

740
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,360
Speaker 3: better than pasta. Noodles are made from organic Koniyaku flower,

741
00:36:55,800 --> 00:37:00,400
Speaker 3: also known as kangnac flower or konjak flower. Eating is

742
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 3: derived from a Japanese root that is not digestible for

743
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 3: humans there.

744
00:37:05,800 --> 00:37:06,120
Speaker 2: It is.

745
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:10,799
Speaker 3: The Food and drug The FDA Food and Drug Administration

746
00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:15,919
Speaker 3: considers koonyak her kneiyaku flour to be safe, and even

747
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,800
Speaker 3: approved a petition last month allowing food producers to market

748
00:37:19,800 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 3: the substance as a source of dietary fiber. Something's going on.

749
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 3: Some people are having a nightmare. They're getting backed up

750
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000
Speaker 3: with rocks of noodles inside of them.

751
00:37:29,440 --> 00:37:31,360
Speaker 5: I wonder how she ate, Like I can't help a

752
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,680
Speaker 5: picture when you open a packet of ramen and it's

753
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 5: all still like attached, just her like munching on it. Yes, yes,

754
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 5: like cooked it.

755
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 1: Yes?

756
00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 5: Did she eat it like a brick or did she

757
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 5: like you know, eat like around a fork like chew it?

758
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 5: I don't know.

759
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 2: I think she wolfed it down.

760
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:51,520
Speaker 3: I think she boiled four packets ate it way too fast.

761
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 3: It became a giant mass and then she went through

762
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,439
Speaker 3: internal hell.

763
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,080
Speaker 4: It's too bad that she didn't have some of those

764
00:37:59,560 --> 00:38:04,400
Speaker 4: only ruffles. Oh to just slide them out, Oh, yes,

765
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,399
Speaker 4: slid right out.

766
00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:06,080
Speaker 5: Do you know what?

767
00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 4: It was like an oil that they used to fry

768
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:13,200
Speaker 4: the potato, and it was supposed to be It was

769
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:16,360
Speaker 4: literally like almost no fat in the potato. Chips because

770
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,839
Speaker 4: the oil would like coat all the food and then

771
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,160
Speaker 4: you wouldn't digest any of it because the oil would

772
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:22,920
Speaker 4: keep it, and so you would just slide right out

773
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 4: your button.

774
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 2: Yes, but it.

775
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,480
Speaker 1: Would cost quote unquote anal leakage.

776
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 4: Yes, so people would just have their butts leaking if

777
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 4: they ate these potato chill like that.

778
00:38:31,800 --> 00:38:34,080
Speaker 5: But they got to be skinny, so it was worth it.

779
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: Ye was that? That's crazy?

780
00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 2: Elean and Olestra.

781
00:38:39,640 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a big deal, but not a big

782
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:49,120
Speaker 3: seller at the amusement park. Shockingly, tell you ever choke,

783
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 3: you ever have a choking experience? You ever save anybody's

784
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 3: life or almost die?

785
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 1: Oh?

786
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 5: I wish I had saved someone's life. I wish I

787
00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 5: had the confidence just make up a cool story about

788
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 5: how I saved someone's life, But I I don't, and

789
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 5: I haven't. I did. My mom told me that as

790
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,840
Speaker 5: a baby I had I don't know why I was

791
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,759
Speaker 5: putting an earring in my mouth and why that was fine,

792
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 5: but like a big sort of like hoop earring, and

793
00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 5: then it got stuck in my throat and I started choking,

794
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,279
Speaker 5: and as I was like turning blue and she was

795
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,279
Speaker 5: freaking out. I reached into my own throat col pulled

796
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 5: it out. Oh I don't remember this, but that's what

797
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 5: I've been told, and.

798
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,560
Speaker 1: Little hands can get in there. Great.

799
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 5: They also had me work at like a sweatshop factory

800
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 5: for that very same reason, but not as happy.

801
00:39:29,920 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 4: As we can get to the gears better, Kurt, have

802
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 4: you ever? I have never saved anyone from choking. I

803
00:39:37,239 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 4: have never choked myself, but I think about choking multiple

804
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 4: times a day because the way that like the children's

805
00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 4: car seats work is that they had they're backwards up

806
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 4: until like they're like forty pounds or whatever. So that

807
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 4: means I still have one child who faces backwards so

808
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:55,200
Speaker 4: I can't see. So I'm constantly and we give them

809
00:39:55,239 --> 00:39:57,239
Speaker 4: like things to eat in the car because you have to.

810
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,480
Speaker 4: And so most of my day in the car is

811
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 4: just going Guts talk, Gus talk. I can't see what

812
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:09,280
Speaker 4: he's doing, and then I'm like, oh, I get Gus

813
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 4: to talk, and then we'll just be like yeah, and

814
00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,319
Speaker 4: then I'll hear like man, I'll be like, all right,

815
00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 4: we're good, the happiest in the world.

816
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:17,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

817
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 5: Or do they have to eat just because they'll be

818
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,520
Speaker 5: angry if they're not eating in the car.

819
00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:23,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, it's just a way of like making sure

820
00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:27,440
Speaker 4: that you have a pleasant car ride, like screaming.

821
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that would work on me too. I

822
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 5: get car sick, but if I had cookies or something

823
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 5: for the ride, there you go, that'd be better.

824
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:36,080
Speaker 1: Right, That's true, much better.

825
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 3: The weird think about car seats now though, don't kids

826
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 3: use car seats so they're like ten now, like you

827
00:40:41,640 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 3: really use them? Alan, Yeah, when I was a kid,

828
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 3: it was like till three and then it was like.

829
00:40:45,920 --> 00:40:47,239
Speaker 2: Buckle up, good luck.

830
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 4: I mean when I was a kid, I don't think

831
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 4: I was ever in a car seat period. I like

832
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 4: sat in the front and my mom would put her

833
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:56,759
Speaker 4: arm out when she stopped and stopped like yes. I

834
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 4: did also go through the windshield once, so.

835
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,600
Speaker 1: I did. I was.

836
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 4: I had just was coming back gone to Mama Maul.

837
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:11,760
Speaker 4: I had purchased my first tapes ever. I purchased Beastie

838
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 4: Boys licensed to Ill great album and the Jets. Does

839
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 4: anybody remember the Jets?

840
00:41:17,200 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 2: They were a Tongan family of brothers and sisters.

841
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: Yes, and they had it was great, wonderful pop.

842
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 2: They had to toe had to I.

843
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: Don't remember the song you. Yes, I think that's the Jets,

844
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 1: sue us because that was so accurate. Yes, and uh,

845
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: And we had never used my mom didn't listen to music,

846
00:41:40,680 --> 00:41:42,680
Speaker 1: so we'd never used the tape deck in the car.

847
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 1: And I had never used a tape eleven years old

848
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:49,160
Speaker 1: or huge.

849
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:52,840
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, day, and I'm just not wearing my seatbelt

850
00:41:52,880 --> 00:41:55,359
Speaker 4: because it's the eighties and we're living life and I'm

851
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:58,560
Speaker 4: trying to put the tape and I can't put it in,

852
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,680
Speaker 4: and my mom finally gets frustrat and goes give it

853
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,840
Speaker 4: to me, and she goes to put it in and bam,

854
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 4: hits the car in front of us, and I hit

855
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 4: the the dashboard and then go up and smash through

856
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:11,319
Speaker 4: the windshield like I broke the windshiel with my head.

857
00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,160
Speaker 1: I didn't go through it.

858
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 5: Cool, Oh my gosh.

859
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,080
Speaker 1: And I was totally fine.

860
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 4: They had to like come in the emergency people had

861
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 4: to vacuum glass off my eyes.

862
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:23,080
Speaker 1: No. Yes, but I was not injured in any way,

863
00:42:23,080 --> 00:42:23,800
Speaker 1: shape or form.

864
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 5: Well, look, that could have been bad.

865
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 1: I know. I was just like just bendy. I was

866
00:42:29,520 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: just so psyched go home with and the Beastie Boys.

867
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 5: You earned your title as president of the Jets fan club.

868
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 2: It's all first Cassett, what do you remember?

869
00:42:41,239 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 5: I think the first CD I got was Ace of

870
00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:49,359
Speaker 5: Basse Big One, the Big One. And then somebody who

871
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,240
Speaker 5: is much older than me, who was like a former

872
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,720
Speaker 5: heroin Addict and DJ in Miami gave me a Smith's

873
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 5: tape when I had my first like car with a cassette,

874
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 5: and instantly and then I became obsessed with the Smith's.

875
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 3: Still Smith I was listening to this morning like the Smiths.

876
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 5: I do too, I still love him. I played a

877
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:12,680
Speaker 5: song for my partner who was just like, this is

878
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:15,879
Speaker 5: so depressing. I was like, yes, but also you don't

879
00:43:15,920 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 5: get it. It's like part of the charm.

880
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:22,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a there's a Smith's and Morrissey night that

881
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 4: happens like once a month in downtown LA. That's very

882
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,560
Speaker 4: fun to go too. It's like Smith, morris and like

883
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 4: all kind of like eighties new wave kind of stuff.

884
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:32,120
Speaker 3: It's really I'm in.

885
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 5: I saw Morrissey once in La, I mean not like

886
00:43:35,520 --> 00:43:37,920
Speaker 5: walking around like a show at the Meadium, and it

887
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:42,280
Speaker 5: was great. Yeah, he's got a huge fan base.

888
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:47,920
Speaker 3: Here, huge, huge, huge, yeah fan base, hispanic.

889
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 5: Big Mexican fan base. Here, but it seems like he

890
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 5: hates immigrants, so it's sort of we shouldn't talk. This

891
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 5: is a happy podcast, we shouldn't get into that. Have

892
00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 5: you read about this? Cut it out right? But yeah,

893
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:06,120
Speaker 5: in the UK he's also very like anti immigration.

894
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 2: Oh well, screw him then, boo.

895
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:11,960
Speaker 1: I know I'm learning all of my teps.

896
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,200
Speaker 3: Me too, I'm snapping my CDs.

897
00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 5: Oh yes, Scotty, what was your first CD or tape?

898
00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 3: My first tape was definitely the Pretty Woman's Soundtrack because

899
00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 3: I liked the song King of Wishful Thinking by the

900
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:25,400
Speaker 3: band Go West.

901
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 2: And then I also got.

902
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 3: The same time because we went to Sam Goodie in

903
00:44:30,360 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 3: Owens Mills Mall, I got.

904
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,400
Speaker 4: Bad Sam Goodie. I think Sam Goodie is where I

905
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:35,439
Speaker 4: got my tapes as well.

906
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 3: They had it locked and loaded on tapes. But I

907
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,960
Speaker 3: got Michael Jackson's Bad because it was I remember watching

908
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 3: the music video premiere, and you know, I pretty pretty

909
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 3: good choice. I'm sure my parents were like, Okay, our

910
00:44:47,239 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 3: five year old wants to listen to Michael Jackson's Bad.

911
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 2: Let's go for it.

912
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, good taste, I remember.

913
00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,280
Speaker 1: I think Bad was my second. My third tape, Big.

914
00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 3: My first CD was the Blue Album from Weezer was

915
00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,719
Speaker 3: Weezer's Blue Album was my first one?

916
00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, first CD. I didn't.

917
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 3: We were a luddite family. We did not get into

918
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,360
Speaker 3: technology until like five years after the fact.

919
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,160
Speaker 4: But it is a cool first CD. I'm trying to

920
00:45:08,200 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 4: think my first CDs. I got five at the same

921
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 4: time because it was for Christmas. Was it was information Society? Yes,

922
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 4: I don't know your energy. They are a one hit

923
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:29,120
Speaker 4: wonder and r E M. George Michael Faith great album

924
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 4: rim Oh, Spiritualized don't know them yep, another weird one.

925
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 4: And I don't know even how the fuck I got spiritualized?

926
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 2: Is that Christian rock or something?

927
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 3: What is it?

928
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:42,279
Speaker 5: Sounds like it?

929
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 4: No, it's it's the it used to be there, used

930
00:45:44,880 --> 00:45:47,959
Speaker 4: to be this band Spaceman three, and then they became Spiritualized.

931
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:53,799
Speaker 4: They're like not trance, but like just like trippy, kind

932
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 4: of like boom.

933
00:45:56,719 --> 00:46:00,360
Speaker 3: It's very fun yous Ever noticed how Christian is the

934
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,200
Speaker 3: any music that just sounds like it has no soul

935
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 3: in it whatsoever?

936
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:04,840
Speaker 5: The irony to that, the irony?

937
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:06,960
Speaker 2: Yes, Yeah, as.

938
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,080
Speaker 3: Soon as you hear it, you're like, there's no soul

939
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 3: in this at all, and you're like turn the station,

940
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 3: it's music time.

941
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 5: That seems like the one thing, the one requisite should

942
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 5: be having a soul not even close music.

943
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 2: Not even close. Sorry, collective soul.

944
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 5: Wait are they Christian?

945
00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:22,719
Speaker 7: No?

946
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 2: Oh?

947
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Collective Soul is Christian?

948
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 2: Now?

949
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:26,480
Speaker 3: Oh?

950
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 2: Always? Always?

951
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:29,919
Speaker 3: Yeah?

952
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 4: Wait they were always even in the nine I did

953
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:34,320
Speaker 4: not know that Christian.

954
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:35,040
Speaker 3: Oh.

955
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 5: This is like it's like feels like the end of

956
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:43,200
Speaker 5: the usual suspects, like putting the.

957
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: Collective Soul was Christian all a lot?

958
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:50,319
Speaker 5: Yes, I mean I remember really liking them from coming

959
00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 5: back to the horror stuff. I think it was the

960
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,640
Speaker 5: Scream Too soundtrack. There was like a lesser known collective

961
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:58,839
Speaker 5: soul song. She said. It was called I Came There

962
00:46:58,880 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 5: a Christian band.

963
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 3: Well think you just named another one. Yeah, wow, great,

964
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 3: Kurdie B. You're gonna wrap us uptight.

965
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is another one.

966
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 4: This is I've had this in like as a as

967
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 4: a tab on my browser, hoping to talk about it

968
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:16,040
Speaker 4: for so many podcasts and never did.

969
00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:18,839
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to post a picture of this. But

970
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:19,360
Speaker 1: what this is.

971
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 4: This was sent in by Mutiny in Heaven. Thank you,

972
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:23,600
Speaker 4: Mutiny in Heaven.

973
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 2: Thank you so much.

974
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 5: Christian rock band.

975
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, great rock band. Very good.

976
00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:28,800
Speaker 1: Uh.

977
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,400
Speaker 4: This is from a website called Improbable Research. It says

978
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:36,280
Speaker 4: research that makes people laugh and then think oh cool.

979
00:47:37,239 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 4: And this is about something called the Blonsky centrifugal birthing Device.

980
00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,240
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay.

981
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 4: So the Science Gallery in Dublin has built a full

982
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 4: scale model of the ig Nobel Prize winning Blonsky Birthing

983
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,560
Speaker 4: Device and place it next to the window where passerby

984
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 4: is going to admire it and wonder at it.

985
00:47:57,040 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh, what this is? I'm gonna just this is.

986
00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:04,160
Speaker 4: This is what the description of the device in its

987
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 4: background in the context of the exhibit. In nineteen sixty five,

988
00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:11,799
Speaker 4: George and Charlotte Blonsky, a married couple living in New

989
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 4: York City, were granted US Patent number three two on

990
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 4: six four to two three for the end quote apparatus

991
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:22,280
Speaker 4: for facilitating the birth of a child by centrifugal force.

992
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 1: Oh boy, yes. So when a woman is ready to

993
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: deliver her child, she lies on her back on a

994
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:29,440
Speaker 1: circular table.

995
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:33,160
Speaker 4: She is strapped down. The table is then rotated at

996
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:37,240
Speaker 4: high speed. The baby comes flying out. This is intended

997
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,200
Speaker 4: to assist the under equipped woman by creating a gentle,

998
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:44,920
Speaker 4: evenly distributed, properly directed, precision controlled force that acts in

999
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 4: unison with and supplements her own efforts. Though meticulously and

1000
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 4: lovingly engineered with safety features to protect both mother and child,

1001
00:48:54,239 --> 00:49:01,040
Speaker 4: the device never made it into the shock of It

1002
00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:05,879
Speaker 4: is terrifying in the chat. Oh it KNDO, Yeah, I'll

1003
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 4: put it.

1004
00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 5: This is a horror movie, Yes, terrifying.

1005
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 2: And who the baby?

1006
00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 4: There is a net, Scottie.

1007
00:49:18,680 --> 00:49:21,680
Speaker 3: Safest thing for a newborn child is just a net

1008
00:49:21,760 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 3: being spun around.

1009
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:25,879
Speaker 1: I'm putting it in the chat so you guys can

1010
00:49:25,960 --> 00:49:26,279
Speaker 1: see it.

1011
00:49:27,160 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 4: So basically, let me explain to you what you would

1012
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:35,960
Speaker 4: be laying flat, Uh, you're in stirrups, but laying flat

1013
00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 4: on a giant table that's a circle, and then underneath

1014
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:45,640
Speaker 4: your your volva is a bag a net, and then

1015
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 4: the entire thing is spun around where you're like locked

1016
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:53,719
Speaker 4: down comfortable in it. Yeah, and of course has never

1017
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 4: ever ever been used, And it's a completely insane idea.

1018
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 4: But I love people who are like, you know, what

1019
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 4: we need to fix when we to fix the thing

1020
00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,160
Speaker 4: that women have been doing for.

1021
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 3: Oh, it's very it's very like, oh wow, it is

1022
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 3: like that really horrible carnival ride like the Ring of

1023
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:16,440
Speaker 3: Fire that just goes and circles NonStop. It's basically that

1024
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 3: for a very pregnant woman who's hopefully extremely dilated, so

1025
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,239
Speaker 3: this doesn't last very long.

1026
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:22,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1027
00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 5: Wow, And if you're like a big basketball fan, it

1028
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:27,799
Speaker 5: seems like kind of a cool about it.

1029
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 4: A cool way to come into the world is right

1030
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,160
Speaker 4: into a basket and nothing but net.

1031
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,800
Speaker 3: The new Harlem Glovetrotter's captain just comes out and fires

1032
00:50:37,800 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 3: a baby cross court.

1033
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:41,440
Speaker 2: That is insane.

1034
00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 1: Is it's wow? And I remember when my first child

1035
00:50:45,840 --> 00:50:46,160
Speaker 1: was born.

1036
00:50:46,239 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 4: It was like the thing I don't think anybody tells

1037
00:50:48,400 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 4: you when you have a kid, is that like two

1038
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 4: days like you're in the hospital and you're being taken

1039
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 4: care of and you feel like you went through the

1040
00:50:54,760 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 4: biggest thing. And then two days later they're like, all right,

1041
00:50:57,719 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 4: now you leave, and you're like.

1042
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:03,120
Speaker 1: No, I live here now, I live at.

1043
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 4: The hospital, Like no, you got to take it home.

1044
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:06,960
Speaker 4: You're like, well, we don't know how to take care

1045
00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:08,959
Speaker 4: of it. They're like, fucking google it, get out of here.

1046
00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 4: And it's terrifying to bring the baby home because like

1047
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 4: you're just so scared at all and you're sleeping, and

1048
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:18,479
Speaker 4: nobody tells you this either. So you're sleeping next to baby,

1049
00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 4: the baby's sleeping, and the normal breath pattern of a

1050
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,240
Speaker 4: newborn infant isn't the way we breathe.

1051
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 3: It's just like, oh, well, it's using those puppies for

1052
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:33,320
Speaker 3: the first time.

1053
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 2: It's using those little breathers for the first time.

1054
00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 4: And every but for all night long, you're just listening

1055
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:43,080
Speaker 4: to that, just going fucking crazy because you're like it'll

1056
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:43,399
Speaker 4: be like.

1057
00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:47,760
Speaker 5: You're like, is this normal baby dying and it's.

1058
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 1: Just like, it doesn't.

1059
00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:51,120
Speaker 4: Drives you crazy and you never sleep and then you

1060
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 4: go insane.

1061
00:51:52,680 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 5: You know, you actually are kind of making a good

1062
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 5: case for this, this Blonsky centrifug Old birthing device, because

1063
00:51:58,600 --> 00:52:01,000
Speaker 5: you were saying you don't want to the hospital. You're like,

1064
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:03,160
Speaker 5: here's a place where they know what they're doing. I'm

1065
00:52:03,200 --> 00:52:05,279
Speaker 5: an experienced I don't get to go home with this

1066
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,600
Speaker 5: baby and take care of it. You're leaving that place.

1067
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:09,680
Speaker 5: You're like, it's got to be better than this.

1068
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,240
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1069
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:13,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, if your wife gets broken in half by this machine,

1070
00:52:13,680 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 3: you're not going anywhere for six to nine months.

1071
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:17,640
Speaker 2: That's crazy.

1072
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 3: I've never I've never wanted to hold a baby, and

1073
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:25,320
Speaker 3: yet I will always hold a baby. Like if somebody says,

1074
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 3: do you want to hold the baby, my answer is

1075
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:31,160
Speaker 3: like absolutely not. It's like, why would I want to

1076
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 3: hold something that I'm so terrified of dropping that it

1077
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:37,399
Speaker 3: will die and then everybody will hate me and then

1078
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 3: I am a murderer. But yet if anybody goes, could

1079
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 3: you hold the baby while I do this, I one

1080
00:52:42,680 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 3: percent of the time will be like yes, absolutely and

1081
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 3: will gladly take your baby.

1082
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: But if it's a one question, I'm out.

1083
00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,800
Speaker 3: If it's a need, you got me, I'm your friends

1084
00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:51,319
Speaker 3: to the end.

1085
00:52:51,840 --> 00:52:54,360
Speaker 4: It's so funny that people do ask other people to

1086
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 4: hold babies, but not ask anyone to hold a toddler.

1087
00:52:59,560 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, because the toddler is just like gonna

1088
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,160
Speaker 1: go for it.

1089
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 4: Toddler's gonna use every muscle to try and flip out

1090
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,439
Speaker 4: of your hands as quickly as possible. And so yeah,

1091
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 4: it is weird that there is just like a very

1092
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,640
Speaker 4: specific cutoff where're like, yeah, nobody gets done, nobody holds

1093
00:53:12,640 --> 00:53:13,720
Speaker 4: the bad Yeah, that one get.

1094
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,200
Speaker 5: Hold a baby that seemed like he wanted to die,

1095
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,840
Speaker 5: like just kept like fleeing head backwards, and I was like,

1096
00:53:18,920 --> 00:53:21,240
Speaker 5: I'm gonna kill you by accident. And I don't normally

1097
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 5: have that fear like you do, Scottie, but but there's

1098
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:24,319
Speaker 5: one baby.

1099
00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 2: Death wish I just deal in reality.

1100
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 3: It's like, if I had the option to not hold it,

1101
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,719
Speaker 3: I would prefer not to.

1102
00:53:29,840 --> 00:53:31,360
Speaker 2: I'm not afraid of babies.

1103
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,440
Speaker 3: I'm just like, hey, it's like if you were like,

1104
00:53:33,640 --> 00:53:36,240
Speaker 3: do you want to hold this stack of champagne flutes

1105
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:38,959
Speaker 3: on a tray for a while and we need those

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Speaker 3: their family heirlooms, I would be like, no, I'd prefer

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Speaker 3: not to do that.

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Speaker 5: Ever, I'm good with nobody put it on the table

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Speaker 5: or something.

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Speaker 4: It's even more that it's like, here, hold these champagne flutes.

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Speaker 4: They'll be a human being if you don't drop them.

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Speaker 3: Yes, exactly, that they could cure cancer one day.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, great, hand it right over. I've been daydreaming.

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Speaker 5: Do you ever insist on sitting like, uh, yeah, I'll

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Speaker 5: hold it if I can be like, you know, somewhere

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Speaker 5: soft on this couch, right or it's much harder. If

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Speaker 5: there's an earthquake, even the baby will land on the couch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, I have done that. I think I'm pretty

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Speaker 3: good at holding babies. I mean, once they're in my arms,

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Speaker 3: it's just the choice. It's just once the once the

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Speaker 3: gauntlet has dropped, I'm like, God, yes, hand it to me.

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Speaker 2: But also, Kurt, you'll attest it this.

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Speaker 3: It's probably more that those parents need a break from

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Speaker 3: holding this thing. Ferscon two minutes of not holding that

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Speaker 3: baby is probably like a little paradise for you.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I went camp.

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00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:38,120
Speaker 4: I went camping with Olive for the first time, and

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Speaker 4: I counted I sat down once for three minutes. I

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00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 4: sat down and I was like, oh, this seems this

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Speaker 4: is really nice. And then I like, I started a clock.

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Speaker 4: I was like, I wonder how long I'm gonna be

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Speaker 4: sitting down, And it was exactly three minutes.

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Speaker 5: So yeah, have you ever dropped either of them?

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Speaker 1: Uh no, it seems like parents do this.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, totally. I had installed. I was so excited.

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00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,920
Speaker 4: I thought I was the coolest dad. I installed a

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Speaker 4: hammock in my daughter's room camp panic. You know, that's

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00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:07,880
Speaker 4: like like a little banana, and then you spread it

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00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:09,879
Speaker 4: out and you got into it, and I just left

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00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,160
Speaker 4: it up and so it went across the room though,

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00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:14,680
Speaker 4: And so in order to like get to my son's dresser,

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00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,319
Speaker 4: I'd like step over it, and I was holding my son,

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00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,480
Speaker 4: who was like one, and I just had knee surgery

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00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:23,640
Speaker 4: on my knee and I had gotten his pants and

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00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 4: I was walking back and I got caught on it

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00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,080
Speaker 4: and then went.

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00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:32,799
Speaker 1: Down, landed on my knee. Baby baby like baby.

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00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:35,560
Speaker 4: Hit the ground, and then Laurent, my wife from the

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00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:38,200
Speaker 4: other room, just heard like boom, and then I was like,

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00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,319
Speaker 4: because I just had landed on the knee that had

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00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:46,000
Speaker 4: just had surgery and the baby is screaming. It was

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00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:48,360
Speaker 4: such a fucking nightmare. I took it down immediately, and

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00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 4: I've never put the hammock back up.

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Speaker 1: So guys, don't be a cool dad, don't be a cool.

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Speaker 5: The only thing scarier than that is this device.

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00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 3: Put that up. I'll ride on that thing. That lady

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00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 3: with the new congealed mass should have gotten on this thing.

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00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 4: Well, yes, yes, yes, oh my god, joining together of

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00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:16,200
Speaker 4: two stories, Scottie Lands, you got it, MVP. Do you

1160
00:56:16,239 --> 00:56:19,600
Speaker 4: have anything else that you want to plug or replug?

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00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 5: Or I was nervous at the top, and maybe I

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00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:26,920
Speaker 5: didn't sell the show as well, so like make me

1163
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 5: feel better about how but the bad job I did

1164
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 5: by watching it, and there are a lot of really

1165
00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 5: beautiful women in it. If that's your thing. There's Ellington Wells,

1166
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 5: there's Christina Kartchner from Never Have I Ever? She's like

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00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 5: the hot oh yeah, gay crush in it. You know,

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00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 5: talking about.

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00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:50,360
Speaker 3: Our listenership is like eighty five percent women, but great,

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00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:52,320
Speaker 3: maybe women. I like to look at women.

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00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,920
Speaker 2: We got a lot of women. I look at women. Nobody.

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00:56:55,000 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 5: I like to look at women.

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Speaker 2: Truth.

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Speaker 5: And then you know Instagram, Twitter, TikTok. I got a

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00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:04,880
Speaker 5: following on TikTok.

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Speaker 1: Now, so that's what about it.

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Speaker 3: I'm early women, okay, but what is your handle on

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00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 3: TikTok and Instagram?

1179
00:57:13,560 --> 00:57:17,000
Speaker 5: A vital ash on all of the things on Twitter.

1180
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 2: Also find her, watch her and love.

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00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 1: Thank you for oh my.

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Speaker 5: Gosh, thank you so much for having me. This was

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00:57:25,240 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 5: a blast. But we're not hanging up right.

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00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:29,240
Speaker 1: We saw.

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00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:40,720
Speaker 5: It's a little more expensive, but you know on the block.

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00:57:40,520 --> 00:57:40,960
Speaker 2: That have it.

1187
00:57:41,920 --> 00:57:43,640
Speaker 5: I mean, you get a drink? Does anybody want to come?

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00:57:44,560 --> 00:57:49,120
Speaker 3: Let's all go do the barana.

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00:58:00,960 --> 00:58:03,680
Speaker 2: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 1: Produced and engineered by Katie Levine, theme music by Kahan,

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00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: and all of our artwork is done by Travis Millard.

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00:58:09,720 --> 00:58:12,400
Speaker 3: You can follow us on Instagram at the Bananas Podcast,

1193
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,640
Speaker 3: where we post stories every day and things that we

1194
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,120
Speaker 3: don't cover on the podcast.

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00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 4: Listen, subscribe, and please leave us a review on Apple podcast, Stitcher,

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00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:21,720
Speaker 4: or wherever you get your podcast.

1197
00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:25,120
Speaker 3: And if you're interested in advertising on Bananas, please email

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Speaker 3: us at the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com. That's

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Speaker 3: the Bananas Podcast at gmail dot com.

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