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Speaker 1: Jubiles dirty little secret. I'm hoping the person on the

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Speaker 1: phone to tell us a dirty little secret right now

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Speaker 1: can help me with an issue I'm dealing with. What's

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Speaker 1: that's time for your dirty little secret? Text in four

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Speaker 1: one O six one. If you have something to tell us,

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Speaker 1: you can tell us anything. And we always keep everybody anonymous,

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Speaker 1: so you can feel free to spill the tea. However

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Speaker 1: you won't, It doesn't matter. Nobody will know it's your

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Speaker 1: tea because we keep everybody anonymous, and that's why everybody

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Speaker 1: gets a fake anonymous nickname. And on the phone right

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Speaker 1: now to tell us a dirty little secret is TikTok

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Speaker 1: tank Talk. Oh, TikTok, the actual social media platform talk

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Speaker 1: is on And I can't get into my TikTok account,

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Speaker 1: my real one or your other last word, and I

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Speaker 1: can't get in. And I've tried to contact them so

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Speaker 1: maybe they can help me out. But TikTok is on

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Speaker 1: the phone to tell us a dirty little secret. Can

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Speaker 1: you help me out, TikTok? I need to get into

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Speaker 1: my accounts somehow. Hey TikTok here, how are you guys

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Speaker 1: doing pretty good? I don't get it doesn't sound like

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Speaker 1: you can help jible. No, I guess I can't listen.

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Speaker 1: I got I got a crazy thing. Now. Our family

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Speaker 1: it's very big in like these bake offs we do

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Speaker 1: during Are you starting to tell us your secret now? Yes? Okay, sorry,

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Speaker 1: I thought we were still talking about TikTok. Go ahead.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret? Your family likes to bake? Well? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we uh you know, we're like we come from a

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Speaker 1: bunch of crazy bakers. I think, like my great great

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Speaker 1: grandfather owned the bakery or something, and for years since

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Speaker 1: I was a kid, whenever you show up at a

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Speaker 1: family event, you gotta you gotta bake something. And then

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Speaker 1: we have a big contest. Everybody votes and it's all

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Speaker 1: done in relatively good spirit, but it gets competitive, you know.

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Speaker 1: Me and my sister and my brother, we go at it.

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Speaker 1: So to be a part of your family, you gotta bake.

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Speaker 1: You gotta bake, you gotta So I'm like to you know,

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Speaker 1: I became like the king, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like I once I show up with a carrot cake,

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Speaker 1: I could just see in their faces the lull of like,

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Speaker 1: oh god, and I just I just owned the carrot

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Speaker 1: cake genre. Okay, so you're a beast at bacon carrot cake. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm tough. I'm a tough out. I really problem is

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Speaker 1: the last you know, with the pandemic, we finally got

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Speaker 1: together and I just didn't have time. I was busy

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Speaker 1: with my job and I panicked. I was like, oh

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Speaker 1: my God, like I'm the kidding, I gotta show up.

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Speaker 1: So there was a bakery not too far down a

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Speaker 1: road for me, and I went in there and I

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Speaker 1: always show up with the special pan that I baked

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Speaker 1: the carrot cake it. So I went up to the

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Speaker 1: guy and he had like two different kinds of carrot cakes.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm like, dude, gotta fit inside his pans.

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Speaker 1: He grabbed one and he plopped it in. It was

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Speaker 1: like perfect, and I totally totally had him buy into it.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I think this is the best one ever,

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Speaker 1: and then I want it again. But inside I'm like,

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Speaker 1: oh god, oh wow, at your family's bake off. I

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Speaker 1: did and my sister. My sister worked so hard on

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Speaker 1: this like fremd Malay thing, and she got a beach

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Speaker 1: and took her like twenty two hours, and it took

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Speaker 1: me way. You should feel very bad about yourself. I do.

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Speaker 1: I do. Actually I feel bad, but you know what,

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Speaker 1: I'm the king and I want to give up my

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Speaker 1: crown just yet. Yeah, but one of one of my

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Speaker 1: nieces is getting into baking now, and I'm like, and

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Speaker 1: she watches all those shows on TV. So I think

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Speaker 1: my career is as the champ, is going to come

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Speaker 1: to a close and in a short period of time.

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Speaker 1: All right, so you're the You're the reigning champ of

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Speaker 1: the bake Off in your family, except you cheated the

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Speaker 1: last time. Yes, well, listen, I did cheat last time,

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Speaker 1: but actually, oh no, I I cheated a little bit

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Speaker 1: more than that. We've been doing this for years. I

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Speaker 1: probably cheated like four or five times. You should be

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Speaker 1: a judge. Maybe that's what I'll do. I'll retire from

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Speaker 1: competition and I'll just judge. Yeah, if you retire now,

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Speaker 1: even though you cheated, you retire a champion, just like

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Speaker 1: Michael Jordan did Tom Brady at one point two? Is all?

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Speaker 1: It sound like. I'll be a rod of baking. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. I don't think I can't pee

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Speaker 1: in the cup here. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: performance enhancing drugs to the bakery. We got the analogy.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, thank you for telling us your dirty

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Speaker 1: little secret. Your secret is safe with us, and it's

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Speaker 1: a pleasure to meet the grand champion of your family's

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Speaker 1: bake off, whoever your family is. Because you're anonymous, we

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Speaker 1: don't know who you are. But yeah, thank you so much. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: apparently TikTok is a mobster from New York who know

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Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret.