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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame today morning. So that's one

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Speaker 1: me department is Jenna. Oh my gosh, just you. I

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Speaker 1: was calling to speak to Jenna. You know, I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you know who this is. No, it's me, Pete. Happy Hamiversary?

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Speaker 1: What what? What are you trying to say? I bet

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Speaker 1: you don't even know. I bet you haven't paid any attention.

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Speaker 1: That's fine. I didn't expect you to. I know you

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Speaker 1: got a lot of customers. My name's Pete Eakins. In

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Speaker 1: about a year a well exactly a year ago, I

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Speaker 1: purchased a ham from you. Okay, ring a bell, Happy Ammiversary? Okay,

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Speaker 1: what'd you get me? I didn't get do anything. I

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Speaker 1: don't know, sir. I'm trying to do my job. Okay.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're doing a great job. And a year ago

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Speaker 1: you did a great job and you carved me up

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Speaker 1: a beautiful ham for me and my fami that rhyme

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Speaker 1: pow okay for the ham for the fame, and I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to call and say thank you so much

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Speaker 1: and happy Hammiversary. Okay, thank you, yeah, thanks. I'm still

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Speaker 1: waiting for it. Um Okay, Happy Hamiversary. That was fun. Huh.

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Speaker 1: Happy Hammiversary. It's been a whole year. Oh man, I

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Speaker 1: remember that day so well. I get what's such a

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Speaker 1: nice day, and it's just a yeah, I think about

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Speaker 1: it all the time. I'm sure you do too. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I've given a lot of other people ham,

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Speaker 1: let's say, and it's last year, so it's been a

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Speaker 1: good year. I didn't know it was going to be

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Speaker 1: treated like that, Okay, I'm just yeah, I said the

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Speaker 1: name like I you know, we're good. I'm not talking

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Speaker 1: about you know. You finally finally wishing me a happy

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Speaker 1: Hamiversary after I had said to say it about fifteen times.

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Speaker 1: You didn't even remember me coming in and buying a

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Speaker 1: ham from you, and you didn't even know it was

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Speaker 1: our Hammiversary, which is fine because most people don't think

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Speaker 1: about hammiversaries. I'm a big Ham fan. I'm a fan

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Speaker 1: of ham. So it was not the fact that you

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Speaker 1: didn't wish me a happy Hammiversary right out of the gate.

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Speaker 1: It's what you said after that that It was just

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Speaker 1: a smack in the face. And I had no idea

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Speaker 1: that you were so evil. Okay, I'm not really quite

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Speaker 1: sure how to help you. You seem like you're getting upset.

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Speaker 1: I'm oh, you don't even know how upset I am.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe that you would say that to me,

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Speaker 1: especially on our hamiversary. Well how am I was supposed

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Speaker 1: to remember? I give This is my job. I give

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Speaker 1: people ham every single day. What you don't have to

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Speaker 1: keep rubbing still in the world. I don't understand what's

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Speaker 1: going on, Damn Hamiversary, and you're rubbing it in my

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Speaker 1: face that other people were getting ham from you. I

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Speaker 1: thought I was the only one. You know what. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: this is weird. I don't know where you're coming out from, Like,

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Speaker 1: you know, calling me for a freaking hamiversary. This is

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Speaker 1: not what my job is about. Okay, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: come down there and we're gonna talk about this. We're

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Speaker 1: gonna talk it out in person. I'll just be there

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Speaker 1: in a little bit. Oh oh, you want to come here? Okay,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, if you want to come here, Leicester shirt,

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Speaker 1: I will be calling this police. I wish I would

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Speaker 1: have gotten a hand from Jeff. I wish I would

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Speaker 1: have gotten a hand from Jeff. He wouldn't have treated

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Speaker 1: me like this. He would have given me a BackRub

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Speaker 1: on our ham aniversary or something he's a sweet man.

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Speaker 1: Oh really you think he would? I do, because he's

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Speaker 1: the one that set you up for this phone call.

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Speaker 1: Because this is actually Jewel from The Jewel Show doing

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Speaker 1: a phone prink on you. What what? Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your co worker Jeff set you up. Oh he said

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Speaker 1: that you get a lot of weird phone calls from

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Speaker 1: angry old people about their meats. So are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. It's our Hammiversary? What the hell? Oh? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. I should have known. No, I should have

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Speaker 1: known when you were saying a happy Hammi versary. I

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Speaker 1: should have known this with a freaking joke, Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? Telling me that nobody's ever wished you a

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Speaker 1: happy anniversary before? No, that is absolutely a wake up

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Speaker 1: every morning with jubil folk pranks.