WEBVTT - "The 2016 Bachelorette Draft!" With Paget Brewster 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:09.360 No entering notice Stockholm. Oh yeah, we've been hibernating. Christian 0:00:09.760 --> 0:00:15.080 America and Canada are really hard lubbers. We're back. You 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:29.600 accept this rule. You accept this rule, harrisget give me 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.720 the fighting. No I didn't. I didn't say to keep 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:40.880 it rolls to your Wow. Mark Rivers once again bringing 0:00:41.000 --> 0:00:46.280 us music. Mark Rivers just really kneeling it with this song. 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:53.480 Oh my god, Welcome, Welcome to the first preseason pick preseason. 0:00:53.640 --> 0:00:55.520 It's like the equivalent of like it's like a big 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:58.760 sports day for us, feels like the draft. This is 0:00:58.800 --> 0:01:02.040 like the draft. I'm art Marine, I am here with 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:04.920 my co host Aaron Foley, and we want to just 0:01:04.959 --> 0:01:06.720 give a shout out to our other hosts that we 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:13.160 lost Overboard Eddie Pepper Eddie Edward Peppertone a straight man 0:01:13.240 --> 0:01:16.880 who had never seen or heard any episode of any 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:20.080 Bachelor ever and watched the entire season. He did a 0:01:20.120 --> 0:01:22.680 great he did a great job. I'm bunker. I don't 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:24.920 think there was a moment where he got teary eyed 0:01:25.080 --> 0:01:28.479 and then he wanted to throw himself into like a 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:32.560 fiord so hardcore. Assuming he just hangs out in Scandinavia, 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:35.480 so he just turned me completely down. But what are 0:01:35.480 --> 0:01:37.200 you doing now? I was trying to turn my own 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:41.280 head down. But I will say you are number three, 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:44.560 that you're number three. Um, this is seamless, okay, but 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:47.680 I have to say I could not be more excited 0:01:47.960 --> 0:01:52.080 last week. I uh, you know Bachelor, It starts next Monday. 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:54.720 And last week, you guys recall, if you guys, for 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:59.160 anybody who listened to our first season um Our finale episode, 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:02.840 we had the fabulous Paget restaurant is a guest and 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:04.680 we made a date with her. We made a date. 0:02:05.000 --> 0:02:08.600 She's told us that she has this weird skill that 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:11.760 she can look at a photo spread of all of 0:02:11.800 --> 0:02:14.440 the contestants and can tell not only who will be 0:02:14.480 --> 0:02:16.239 in the final four, but who will be the winner. 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.040 And then I ran into her last week. I don't 0:02:18.040 --> 0:02:19.960 want to brag, but I was at an audition for 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:22.800 she looks fantastic Masters of Sex. I looked okay, I 0:02:22.840 --> 0:02:27.440 looked okay, Oh my god, Likewise Likedwise and there's, oh 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:31.240 my god, very very good looking. I took off my 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.400 classes and I still think you guys are very pretty. 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:34.840 I put on a lot of I had not just 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:36.200 on this morning. I had to paint it up, and 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:37.639 I had to say I rant in a paget who 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:40.240 the first paget is about to go in and she 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:42.920 pulls her calendar. She's like, I have it down for 0:02:43.000 --> 0:02:45.480 next week, and my fad, I was worried that she 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.440 forgett No. I knew in my heart, I knew the date. 0:02:48.520 --> 0:02:49.840 I was like, oh, we're gonna see it like I 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:52.880 knew it. I knew, but she knew too. She was 0:02:52.919 --> 0:02:56.040 waiting for us. She came into her reason, Oh my god, 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.640 and I love you both. I love this. This is 0:02:58.840 --> 0:03:01.720 very exciting. I feel the pressure though. I literally was like, 0:03:01.760 --> 0:03:04.200 that's a pretty. That was pretty. Here's that thing. I think. 0:03:04.400 --> 0:03:08.640 I think either I oversold myself or you misunderstood. It's 0:03:08.680 --> 0:03:13.000 not actually a fail proof. I don't care, you know, 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:15.520 I just think every year I'm right now, I have 0:03:15.760 --> 0:03:19.920 chosen correctly from the star the two page where you 0:03:19.919 --> 0:03:21.799 can see all of their faces. This is going to 0:03:21.880 --> 0:03:23.920 put you to the test. Had a hard time because 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:25.600 I haven't found the two page. I don't have the 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:31.160 two pigs so much. I wanted a little catch up 0:03:31.200 --> 0:03:33.280 before we get going. I just want to say, my 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.960 friend Aaron Foley and I boy, Aaron, it's been such 0:03:37.200 --> 0:03:39.560 even though we haven't had our podcast, we've really had 0:03:39.560 --> 0:03:42.640 some good times together've had We've had several good times. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:46.520 Aaron and I went to the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin. 0:03:46.560 --> 0:03:49.520 Where we went. It was right after Prince passed away 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:54.040 and we that day in the day we landed and 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:57.320 Aaron and I naturally, what do you do when you're 0:03:57.360 --> 0:03:59.960 grieving Prince? You go dancing with one of your brother 0:04:02.520 --> 0:04:06.360 You don't think it was Jason. I think it was, 0:04:07.320 --> 0:04:09.680 by the way, I think I did both car brothers 0:04:09.720 --> 0:04:13.280 that weekend. Both of them have moves. They surprisingly and 0:04:13.360 --> 0:04:15.240 I asked him, I was like, were you the toast 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:18.839 of like nineteen eighties seven bar Mits was in St. 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:20.520 Louis And they were like, yes, we were back because 0:04:20.520 --> 0:04:25.080 they're fun. They've got moves and they and they so we. 0:04:25.279 --> 0:04:29.760 I danced with Jason. I believe Jason too purple rain, 0:04:29.880 --> 0:04:32.039 and he like he had some like slow dance moves, 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:33.840 like not in a creepy way, but in and I 0:04:33.880 --> 0:04:36.680 looked over, but we were respectful, like he's a married 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:38.719 I wasn't like, but it was like honoring Chris. But 0:04:38.760 --> 0:04:40.440 he had like he could do the pretzel and stuff. 0:04:40.480 --> 0:04:43.200 But then I look go over and there's Aaron draped 0:04:43.480 --> 0:04:49.320 over a gentleman, shirtless and in suspenders, wearing a newsie cap. 0:04:49.360 --> 0:04:53.680 At like two in the morning. I had the understanding 0:04:54.400 --> 0:04:57.159 that he was an adorable gay man. Any man that's 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.200 not wearing a shirt but has the spenders on does 0:04:59.240 --> 0:05:03.000 seem gay to me. Mid mid purple rain, I realized 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:08.719 I had misread the situation. Chest pressing he was, he 0:05:08.839 --> 0:05:11.680 was straight. I couldn't be gare and I realized this 0:05:11.720 --> 0:05:14.919 isn't gonna end well for him, and it was. It was, 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:16.800 but he was a really good dancer, so I was 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.600 excited and he was like he was about seventeen years old. 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.440 He was my child. He was, and it was a 0:05:22.440 --> 0:05:26.240 mother It was a mother's Sunday. But then I could feel, 0:05:26.360 --> 0:05:28.359 you know, you could obviously you could feel a lady 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:31.880 that you could feel the energy like I felt the heat, 0:05:32.040 --> 0:05:35.120 felt that heat, felt some stuff, and uh, but he 0:05:35.200 --> 0:05:37.760 was fine. And then you say, I'm sorry, you're not 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:41.479 my style. He misread he knows all in. But then 0:05:41.760 --> 0:05:48.880 the song ended. The song ended, and um oh, I'm 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:53.280 I'm okay, okay, okay, okay, Uh. The song ended and 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:58.719 uh and then we were all like, you know, sweaty dancing, 0:05:58.839 --> 0:06:01.400 having so much fun. It was to a The bar 0:06:01.560 --> 0:06:03.640 was closing, and he looked at and he goes, do 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:06.599 you guys want a party? Goes, so do you guys party? So? 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:08.360 Do you guys party? And we're like, We're looking at 0:06:08.400 --> 0:06:11.240 him like this is as much as we've partied. Sounds 0:06:11.279 --> 0:06:13.680 like two thousand and four, all splitting one beer with 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:16.560 sweating it, you know, we party like yeah, Like like 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:18.880 in my mind, I'm thinking I'm at like Coachella right 0:06:18.920 --> 0:06:21.600 at that moment, and in the party already. I couldn't 0:06:21.600 --> 0:06:26.080 be partying harder hard? Anybody party hard. We've done several 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:30.320 stand up shows. We're closing out a dance club, dancing 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:33.200 with a squar brother. How much harder can you party? 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:37.279 We're literally dancing with two I have like three diet cokes. 0:06:37.560 --> 0:06:42.640 There's a man suspenders. That's a party. Party? No, boy? 0:06:42.720 --> 0:06:44.839 Was he disappointed? Yeah, And we're like, I was like, 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:46.640 you know what, we are going to party. We just 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:50.360 need to go get some mayre and my needs more 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.760 steps and uh and we ran we ran home. We ran, 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.520 We ran home like we had a good time. We 0:06:55.560 --> 0:06:57.600 had a good time. Patchett, how are you doing. I'm 0:06:57.640 --> 0:07:01.359 sorry about your show? Oh thanks, yeah, got canceled. You 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.240 know what, you work all the time. And by the way, 0:07:03.279 --> 0:07:06.120 there's like if we if we could all just like 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.800 get ourselves on professionally talking about The Bachelor, if this 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:11.760 could be my career for life, Oh my god, I 0:07:11.760 --> 0:07:13.960 would do it. Wouldn't you do it? I would do it. 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:15.760 I would do it. I would do it. I would 0:07:15.800 --> 0:07:18.400 like to do remote pieces for Chris Harrison anytime Chris 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:20.480 Harrison doesn't want to do something, That's what I would 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:22.320 want that job. Before we started, I don't want to 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:25.440 do anything. I don't he works, he works constantly. We 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:28.320 didn't talk about on air before we get going. We 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:30.480 did not talk on air. I don't think about the 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:33.240 fact that you went to the resort were they filmed 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:36.680 Bachelor at Paradise in Yes, and you befriended the bartender 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:39.400 Jorge or do we talk about that not on air? 0:07:39.480 --> 0:07:43.120 I don't think did we? Okay? All right, all right, 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:44.360 all right. I don't want to double I don't want 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:46.520 to double it with Chris Harrison. He works on stuff. 0:07:46.560 --> 0:07:48.480 But sometimes it looks like we have this like running 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:51.120 joke that he's kind of like he's done this so 0:07:51.160 --> 0:07:56.160 many I mean, you know, I know, but he's got 0:07:56.160 --> 0:07:58.240 the best job, right, we established that first base coach. 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:00.760 But he also does he also does Who Who Wants 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:04.040 to be a Millionaire? He hosts that and another show 0:08:04.080 --> 0:08:06.600 I can't remember what he actually does work. No, he 0:08:06.640 --> 0:08:10.840 does Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, after Bachelor Live, After 0:08:10.880 --> 0:08:14.680 Bachelorette Live, so you want to be a millionaire or something, 0:08:14.800 --> 0:08:17.680 And then another show he to be Fair to the 0:08:17.680 --> 0:08:21.360 Bachelor one that's basically one year long show that it's 0:08:21.400 --> 0:08:25.240 like three months. Three months. Yeah, yeah, I had no 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.920 idea he hosts other show. So when I did After 0:08:28.200 --> 0:08:31.760 the Bachelor Live, so excited, I said to him, I 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:35.000 covet your I've always wanted your jobs, and but I 0:08:35.080 --> 0:08:37.000 you really are in it. You're in it to you 0:08:37.160 --> 0:08:38.839 love this you And he's like, I do love it. 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:40.800 And I said, you also must be a workaholic, and 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:43.640 he was like, oh absolutely, and he said, in fact, 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:47.679 my agent has suggested we figure out a show that 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:51.760 I can shoot on a commercial airplane, because then I 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:54.360 will never not be working. Because all he does is 0:08:54.400 --> 0:08:59.800 fly I had no idea. Loves working. So there's no 0:09:00.000 --> 0:09:02.480 replacing Chris Harrison, even though it seems like he barely 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:06.360 he's a Ryan Seacrest of dating shows. Okay, but before 0:09:06.400 --> 0:09:08.160 we get going, also, I just want to say hello 0:09:08.240 --> 0:09:13.040 to our producer Kate, who I've seen that various shows 0:09:13.080 --> 0:09:15.839 at Meltdown and all we can do there's like all 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:18.440 we're always stuck around, like we were like Joan Ray 0:09:18.600 --> 0:09:20.080 and like like the other day, you know, with like 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.079 moshe Casher and we're like, yeah, like all we want 0:09:22.120 --> 0:09:24.120 to talk about is like, oh my god, Joe, Joe's engaged. 0:09:24.160 --> 0:09:25.800 Can you believe I? Now? I bet you She's got 0:09:25.800 --> 0:09:27.719 to be engaged because they have to edit it backwards 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:31.120 and they the guys look like they want to kill themselves. Um, 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:33.240 and I want to say that Laura. Okay, So checking 0:09:33.280 --> 0:09:37.800 him with our final Bachelor, Ben and Lauren allegedly are 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:42.640 getting married on television sometime this summer on ABC. Oh 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.280 so they're booking that like it's gonna be Allegedly they're 0:09:46.360 --> 0:09:48.960 saying they're gonna do we say. The rumor online is 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:51.480 that they're going to do an ABC wedding like they 0:09:51.480 --> 0:09:55.000 did last year with Jade and Tanner, who was Katie's 0:09:55.000 --> 0:09:59.520 secret boyfriend. Apparently, Lauren moved from Portland to Denver and 0:09:59.679 --> 0:10:02.520 with in and on their first date in Denver, Ben 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:05.280 got trapped in an elevator and firefighters had to come 0:10:05.280 --> 0:10:09.640 get him out, which I believe that that's pretty embarrassing. 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:12.960 So now we're on probably hit like the panic button 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:16.600 instead of like level seven. Yeah, you're right, he's probably like, 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.880 oh god, he was. He still can't forgive himself for 0:10:19.880 --> 0:10:23.000 saying I'm sorry, I love sorry, Lauren. I blew it. 0:10:23.080 --> 0:10:25.280 I said it too many times? How many times? Quick 0:10:25.360 --> 0:10:28.320 question for both of you, on a scale of one, 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.200 how many? Al Right, how many times do you think 0:10:31.240 --> 0:10:34.320 he has brought that moment up and apologize? He he 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:38.400 loves to apologize, he loves I think, and she's just 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:41.800 like man, he's got you know, like her weird little 0:10:41.840 --> 0:10:46.240 I thing like yeah, it's not cool, like just so 0:10:46.520 --> 0:10:50.000 you get permission to hang that, like how long? How 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.560 long do you get Like she gets repassed for that, 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:55.320 She gets a white wine spritterer about she gets mean 0:10:55.400 --> 0:10:57.720 about it, like yeah, but I mean do you keep 0:10:57.720 --> 0:11:00.679 bringing like how much you can't stay together if that 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:02.960 keeps coming out. There's no way even he would not 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:05.480 live with that. At a certain point he would be like, listen, 0:11:06.280 --> 0:11:09.559 I think he likes I think he loves to bear nationally. 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:11.559 I think he loves to beg because he's got this 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:13.440 weird I have an S and M thing. No, I 0:11:13.480 --> 0:11:15.680 think he just feels like I think he loves to 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:19.800 feel unlovable and he's built himself the perfect situation where 0:11:19.840 --> 0:11:22.880 he feels unlovable because he blew it. Because he says, 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.120 I love you too too many people, yet I love 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:28.920 too freely. I love too freely. Good theory. Now, I 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:31.280 just want to say I've gone on. I'm so excited 0:11:31.320 --> 0:11:35.040 for Jojo season, so excited for her family getting those 0:11:35.080 --> 0:11:37.720 brothers and the mom getting their hands on whoever, whoever. 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:41.320 The poor final two are those brothers. So they've shot? 0:11:41.360 --> 0:11:43.280 Do you think they've shot the whole thing because they 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:45.360 needed Because you're very good at the production schedule. I'm 0:11:45.400 --> 0:11:46.720 not so good with the mouth. And I can't figure 0:11:46.720 --> 0:11:49.000 it because when he on Hometowns right now, No, you're 0:11:49.040 --> 0:11:52.400 saying they've shot. I suspect because it starts next Monday. 0:11:53.240 --> 0:11:55.040 I think it would be a tight I think they 0:11:55.080 --> 0:11:57.680 have to know how it ends in order to edit 0:11:57.720 --> 0:12:01.120 it with some misleads, like, for example, what the night 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:03.719 we watched it? The night we watched like the very 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:06.199 first episode, last time he was on the phone and 0:12:06.240 --> 0:12:08.360 they made it sound like he was picked one but 0:12:08.400 --> 0:12:10.800 then chose another. So they have to edit it backwards 0:12:10.840 --> 0:12:14.000 with some trickery when they know we picked I think 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.360 so they know who it is. I just want my 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:19.920 hope for the season, getting ahead of myself. Plea is 0:12:20.000 --> 0:12:24.040 to have as much as that family on camera. They 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:29.680 could like domesticate a feral cat. How they the way 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:32.400 those brothers greeted her. I don't ever want my brother 0:12:32.600 --> 0:12:36.640 very kiss on the mouth, very mouth, little little grabby. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.720 I don't ever want my brother kissing me on the mouth, 0:12:40.320 --> 0:12:44.640 neither by mouth kiss it is. It was weird. I 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.280 hope a lot of wine is involved from Mrs Jojo 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:52.480 that wine bottles Jo, the surgery, that he had many faces. 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.440 But we we what was the mom we liked? Was 0:12:56.480 --> 0:12:59.520 it we like Kyle's mom but the braces coming here? 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:01.360 Did you guys have a moment We were like, thank god, 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:06.240 it's oh my god. So many times it's all okay. 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.360 They but did we talk about that you had heard 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:12.160 that they had tried and they did you hear about 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:14.280 this that they tried to do Kayla? Yeah? Yeah, and 0:13:14.280 --> 0:13:19.000 then and then ABC they shot for days and then 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:22.480 I don't know what told me, well, they know, we'll 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:25.120 tell us what you know I have read or I 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:31.400 thought you told me that they shot Bachelorette with Kayla. 0:13:31.480 --> 0:13:33.360 I think they did like three or four days, did 0:13:33.720 --> 0:13:36.960 and then ended it because before but it was we 0:13:36.960 --> 0:13:39.360 did talk about this because when fans, the fans staged 0:13:39.360 --> 0:13:42.320 in uproar because it was because they were going online 0:13:42.320 --> 0:13:44.000 and they were like now and then they went back 0:13:44.040 --> 0:13:46.200 to jo Joan because and they very because they very 0:13:46.280 --> 0:13:49.720 rarely did the number two. So basically they there had 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:52.760 been camera spotted in Kayla's hometown in Ohio, and it 0:13:52.920 --> 0:13:55.600 just felt like there was pictures of camera of her 0:13:55.640 --> 0:13:59.839 with proof stay. And then that's when fans started and 0:14:00.000 --> 0:14:02.760 I think fans the fans got mad and they were like, 0:14:02.960 --> 0:14:06.280 she's boring and weird. She she was like a piece 0:14:06.320 --> 0:14:08.679 that she was like I'm like Moss, Like where I like, 0:14:08.720 --> 0:14:10.679 I I want to go? Where you want to go? 0:14:11.360 --> 0:14:13.880 Best hair I've ever seen? Oh my god, she I've 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.600 thought about her hair I've thought about her hair. I 0:14:16.640 --> 0:14:20.640 think she sets sit in old fashioned curlers at night. 0:14:20.840 --> 0:14:22.920 I think she set to the rollers that I want 0:14:22.920 --> 0:14:25.280 to do that, though I do. I think her father helps. 0:14:25.560 --> 0:14:29.840 I want her father. Father helps the curls. He very handsome, 0:14:30.000 --> 0:14:33.360 he was approach, he was gay, he seemed gay. And 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:36.760 then Laura's dad looked like a marionette. But her brothers 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:39.880 were adorable. The little brothers who grilled Ben. We're adorable. 0:14:40.440 --> 0:14:42.960 So here's the thing. So I went to seven eleven, 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:46.640 as I do not match, to look at the gossip 0:14:46.880 --> 0:14:49.320 rags to see if there was going to be some spreads. 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.360 They don't have them out yet, which is actually kind 0:14:51.360 --> 0:14:56.680 of good, but I'm astonished. Well, they are out, but 0:14:56.680 --> 0:14:58.200 they didn't have it. I think they're going to probably 0:14:58.200 --> 0:14:59.880 put the spreads next week, but I think it's probably 0:15:00.040 --> 0:15:03.360 because they usually leak some spoilers, so this is spoiler free. 0:15:03.400 --> 0:15:05.880 We have no and I want to see the ABC 0:15:06.200 --> 0:15:09.760 gallery that they have chosen. They whoever does the styling 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:13.040 on these guys photos in the ABC gallery for the contestants, 0:15:13.680 --> 0:15:17.640 it is the I could have the job. That's dorky. 0:15:17.720 --> 0:15:20.760 They make to go with the blue background and Olive 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:25.440 shirt and basically are wearing the same American apparel shirt. 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:28.400 They style their hair like in a way that's so unfussable, 0:15:28.480 --> 0:15:31.280 like American apparel would seem cool. Like this is like 0:15:31.720 --> 0:15:35.360 all like Docker's dad jeans, like they're probably I don't 0:15:35.400 --> 0:15:39.520 have any jeans on. Mine were as the bottom. I 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:45.560 think you're right pants like a driver's loafer, like a 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.960 driving loafer. Like I just feel like these guys are 0:15:49.000 --> 0:15:53.800 probably twenty eight and they look like they're like sixty two. 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:57.400 D's okay, let's start. I look at they look like 0:15:57.520 --> 0:16:00.440 the waiter that gives you lunch one you're about to 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:04.080 play golf. Okay, I'm okay, So let's do the overview. 0:16:04.160 --> 0:16:07.600 I'm going to do an overview. I'm just gonna scroll 0:16:07.880 --> 0:16:11.040 really fast and see, you know, there's some clear like like, 0:16:11.120 --> 0:16:13.640 for example, I look at I look at somebody like 0:16:13.760 --> 0:16:17.560 Brandon who looks he looks so. But if you're at 0:16:17.640 --> 0:16:19.400 home and you want to play along at home this week, 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:21.960 go to ABC the bat to the Bachelor at page 0:16:21.960 --> 0:16:24.920 and go to contestants. Brandon looks like the guy Dmitri 0:16:25.080 --> 0:16:31.480 who won him DRIV. I feel like I'm on the 0:16:31.600 --> 0:16:33.960 I'm on the Oh my god, he was an Eastern 0:16:34.040 --> 0:16:38.800 European defector who one project Runway All Star. Yeah, like like, oh, 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:42.920 but his occupation is hit acter occupation hipster? Are you 0:16:43.320 --> 0:16:46.160 kidding me? That is not a job. And by the way, 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:48.640 he's no tattoos, then you're not really in hips. You 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:52.200 think he's a hipster? Can I mean maybe if he had? Yes, 0:16:53.320 --> 0:16:58.360 that was that was just a s Okay, okay, okay, 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:01.600 we're gonna back it up. All right, here we go. Okay, 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:03.520 here we go, We'll go back. We're going one by one. 0:17:03.560 --> 0:17:06.120 We're just gonna go through one by one. Yeah, here 0:17:06.119 --> 0:17:10.200 we are, Okay, Okay, here we go. We're gonna start 0:17:10.280 --> 0:17:16.239 with Alex. Um, he's a marine. He's cute, but like, 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.879 I don't want to get at it with Alex. But 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:22.080 we're not talking about you, I know, but but I 0:17:22.080 --> 0:17:24.240 mean no, we are. I'm sorry. You know what I 0:17:24.680 --> 0:17:26.680 want to hear what you feel sexually about each of 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:30.480 the Yeah, so that's quite all right. He will only 0:17:30.520 --> 0:17:33.280 slow dance. He's not into the whole booty dancing thing. 0:17:33.359 --> 0:17:36.280 You're out If you can't go booty dancing with me 0:17:36.320 --> 0:17:39.280 a shirtless and and suspenders. I'm not interested in you, Alex. 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:43.960 Let's let's channel let's channel Jojo. I think she'll keep 0:17:44.000 --> 0:17:45.760 him around for a little while because he's cute and 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:49.760 he's a hero. He's a marine. Yeah, he's gonna five. 0:17:49.920 --> 0:17:55.200 How old is Jojo? Yeah, he'll definitely make you don't 0:17:55.240 --> 0:17:59.760 remember um. I think that he'll make it through. I 0:17:59.800 --> 0:18:01.359 don't think he'll make it to the end, but I 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:05.320 think he'll make it, like to the final eight. Any 0:18:05.400 --> 0:18:08.680 any anybody else agree on Alex? Oh, there's a picture 0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:16.119 of everybody together. No, but Asian. There's an Asian, the 0:18:16.160 --> 0:18:22.600 mixed race Asian, so he's Scottish and Japanese and the 0:18:23.200 --> 0:18:25.639 it's interesting that that guy in the front is wearing 0:18:26.600 --> 0:18:30.080 the same cat like matching khaki dress. They look like 0:18:30.520 --> 0:18:34.639 a desert storm. Okay, we can cut some of this 0:18:34.720 --> 0:18:38.800 out so it's not worried. But that guy is cute. Yeah, 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:41.040 that's James Taylor. See. I just need to know their 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:43.919 names though. Okay, okay, all right, how are we going 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:45.880 to do this? We're gonna keeping I liked going one 0:18:45.880 --> 0:18:48.800 by one. Okay, here we make a deduction. Okay, now 0:18:48.840 --> 0:18:52.520 we get to Ali or Ali or Ali. We'll call 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:59.520 him Okay, he's a bartender. He's twenty eight. Uh uh 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:05.560 he his favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber and Her Well. 0:19:05.680 --> 0:19:07.919 He also listed Midnight in Paris is one of my 0:19:07.920 --> 0:19:11.160 all time favorite movies. That movie like, these tops are 0:19:11.240 --> 0:19:13.399 so dumb that they put them in a v next 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:17.879 Salmon color T shirt. He's a few of clockroaches. I 0:19:17.880 --> 0:19:20.320 like this guy. He's really cute. How we love all 0:19:20.320 --> 0:19:22.720 the information you're getting? You like him? Okay? Well, I 0:19:22.800 --> 0:19:26.200 like hi, kties, Sorry, I think he's really cute. Okay, okay, 0:19:26.240 --> 0:19:28.720 so you are, so should we keep a piece of paper? 0:19:28.800 --> 0:19:30.360 So I don't think he's gonna make it. I don't 0:19:30.359 --> 0:19:32.040 think he's gonna make it either. I don't think he's 0:19:32.040 --> 0:19:35.320 gonna make excluded first round though, No, he'll make it 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:37.480 to pass the first round, because do you want gonna 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:41.560 do the note taking? I think yeah, that'd be great. Okay, okay, 0:19:41.600 --> 0:19:45.240 So then so Alex we passed on right, and then 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:48.000 Ali we think later round. I think Alex will make 0:19:48.040 --> 0:19:49.800 it through a little bit. Okay, So Brandon think get 0:19:49.840 --> 0:19:52.199 right about Alex. Absolutely that he'll make it, but not 0:19:52.280 --> 0:19:55.639 he'll make it pretty far. Brandon is a professional hipster 0:19:55.880 --> 0:20:00.000 he's gonna be He's out the first episode. You know what, Honestly, 0:20:00.160 --> 0:20:02.840 I feel like that is a dark horse Brandy, Like 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:06.880 that guy might surprise so he might have a psycho 0:20:07.040 --> 0:20:10.359 and he might have a better outfit on. Like maybe 0:20:10.400 --> 0:20:12.560 he's cute or styled in a button down or something 0:20:12.680 --> 0:20:16.239 stupid fucking smell, and he doesn't have an upper lip. 0:20:16.240 --> 0:20:18.600 I don't want to make out with him. Chad. Chad 0:20:18.640 --> 0:20:21.400 looks cute, but Chad looks like Chad thinks he's cute, 0:20:21.440 --> 0:20:24.440 Like he's you know, I already read his answers and 0:20:24.480 --> 0:20:28.760 they're awful. He's twenty, he's a luxury real estate agent, 0:20:31.119 --> 0:20:34.080 luxury real estate tall. So so he'll stick around for 0:20:34.080 --> 0:20:37.920 a little bit because he's Brandon six three. He's taller. 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:41.880 Oh is he Brandon six three? Okay? His favorite movies? 0:20:42.000 --> 0:20:44.120 Oh my god, Oh my god, who do you most 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:47.720 admire in the world? And why myself? In ten years? Alright, alright, alright, 0:20:47.880 --> 0:20:51.320 he's quoting, he's oh my god. Then he does it again. 0:20:52.040 --> 0:20:53.600 If you could have lunch with one person, who would 0:20:53.600 --> 0:20:57.119 it be? And why myself? In ten years? The first night, 0:20:57.960 --> 0:21:00.720 you think in the first night, a guy that's gonna 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:03.280 like he'll laugh like a bottle of wine and be like, 0:21:03.440 --> 0:21:06.480 let's go in here and spend some qual time together, 0:21:07.400 --> 0:21:09.840 please don't. He also might be the one that gets 0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:14.320 based on the first episode, that needs to leave. That's right, Okay, 0:21:14.359 --> 0:21:18.520 this coming up, Chase is adorable. I think Chase. Chase 0:21:18.640 --> 0:21:24.399 is going very far to six three. I think Chase 0:21:24.520 --> 0:21:31.040 maybe he's Aaron Rodger's brother seven. Okay, it's twenty seven. 0:21:31.280 --> 0:21:36.439 Medical access to drugs, he's six, or he's got access 0:21:36.440 --> 0:21:41.160 to drugs. He has a lion on his left ribs tattoos, right, yeah, yeah, 0:21:41.200 --> 0:21:43.200 she said, I think he's gonna she has a lion 0:21:43.320 --> 0:21:48.520 cub on her kneecunp Yeah, we're already married. Um okay, 0:21:48.600 --> 0:21:57.320 honest ambitious sense of humor. Okay, okay, okay. He would 0:21:57.359 --> 0:21:59.720 do anything for love, but not sell his truck. I 0:21:59.800 --> 0:22:02.199 think he's gonna win. I think, I mean he's in 0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:06.200 my final three definitely. I'm not sure, but he's already. 0:22:06.280 --> 0:22:09.000