Speaker 1: No entering notice Stockholm. Oh yeah, we've been hibernating. Christian
Speaker 1: America and Canada are really hard lubbers. We're back. You
Speaker 1: accept this rule. You accept this rule, harrisget give me
Speaker 1: the fighting. No I didn't. I didn't say to keep
Speaker 1: it rolls to your Wow. Mark Rivers once again bringing
Speaker 1: us music. Mark Rivers just really kneeling it with this song.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Welcome, Welcome to the first preseason pick preseason.
Speaker 1: It's like the equivalent of like it's like a big
Speaker 1: sports day for us, feels like the draft. This is
Speaker 1: like the draft. I'm art Marine, I am here with
Speaker 1: my co host Aaron Foley, and we want to just
Speaker 1: give a shout out to our other hosts that we
Speaker 1: lost Overboard Eddie Pepper Eddie Edward Peppertone a straight man
Speaker 1: who had never seen or heard any episode of any
Speaker 1: Bachelor ever and watched the entire season. He did a
Speaker 1: great he did a great job. I'm bunker. I don't
Speaker 1: think there was a moment where he got teary eyed
Speaker 1: and then he wanted to throw himself into like a
Speaker 1: fiord so hardcore. Assuming he just hangs out in Scandinavia,
Speaker 1: so he just turned me completely down. But what are
Speaker 1: you doing now? I was trying to turn my own
Speaker 1: head down. But I will say you are number three,
Speaker 1: that you're number three. Um, this is seamless, okay, but
Speaker 1: I have to say I could not be more excited
Speaker 1: last week. I uh, you know Bachelor, It starts next Monday.
Speaker 1: And last week, you guys recall, if you guys, for
Speaker 1: anybody who listened to our first season um Our finale episode,
Speaker 1: we had the fabulous Paget restaurant is a guest and
Speaker 1: we made a date with her. We made a date.
Speaker 1: She's told us that she has this weird skill that
Speaker 1: she can look at a photo spread of all of
Speaker 1: the contestants and can tell not only who will be
Speaker 1: in the final four, but who will be the winner.
Speaker 1: And then I ran into her last week. I don't
Speaker 1: want to brag, but I was at an audition for
Speaker 1: she looks fantastic Masters of Sex. I looked okay, I
Speaker 1: looked okay, Oh my god, Likewise Likedwise and there's, oh
Speaker 1: my god, very very good looking. I took off my
Speaker 1: classes and I still think you guys are very pretty.
Speaker 1: I put on a lot of I had not just
Speaker 1: on this morning. I had to paint it up, and
Speaker 1: I had to say I rant in a paget who
Speaker 1: the first paget is about to go in and she
Speaker 1: pulls her calendar. She's like, I have it down for
Speaker 1: next week, and my fad, I was worried that she
Speaker 1: forgett No. I knew in my heart, I knew the date.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, we're gonna see it like I
Speaker 1: knew it. I knew, but she knew too. She was
Speaker 1: waiting for us. She came into her reason, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: and I love you both. I love this. This is
Speaker 1: very exciting. I feel the pressure though. I literally was like,
Speaker 1: that's a pretty. That was pretty. Here's that thing. I think.
Speaker 1: I think either I oversold myself or you misunderstood. It's
Speaker 1: not actually a fail proof. I don't care, you know,
Speaker 1: I just think every year I'm right now, I have
Speaker 1: chosen correctly from the star the two page where you
Speaker 1: can see all of their faces. This is going to
Speaker 1: put you to the test. Had a hard time because
Speaker 1: I haven't found the two page. I don't have the
Speaker 1: two pigs so much. I wanted a little catch up
Speaker 1: before we get going. I just want to say, my
Speaker 1: friend Aaron Foley and I boy, Aaron, it's been such
Speaker 1: even though we haven't had our podcast, we've really had
Speaker 1: some good times together've had We've had several good times.
Speaker 1: Aaron and I went to the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin.
Speaker 1: Where we went. It was right after Prince passed away
Speaker 1: and we that day in the day we landed and
Speaker 1: Aaron and I naturally, what do you do when you're
Speaker 1: grieving Prince? You go dancing with one of your brother
Speaker 1: You don't think it was Jason. I think it was,
Speaker 1: by the way, I think I did both car brothers
Speaker 1: that weekend. Both of them have moves. They surprisingly and
Speaker 1: I asked him, I was like, were you the toast
Speaker 1: of like nineteen eighties seven bar Mits was in St.
Speaker 1: Louis And they were like, yes, we were back because
Speaker 1: they're fun. They've got moves and they and they so we.
Speaker 1: I danced with Jason. I believe Jason too purple rain,
Speaker 1: and he like he had some like slow dance moves,
Speaker 1: like not in a creepy way, but in and I
Speaker 1: looked over, but we were respectful, like he's a married
Speaker 1: I wasn't like, but it was like honoring Chris. But
Speaker 1: he had like he could do the pretzel and stuff.
Speaker 1: But then I look go over and there's Aaron draped
Speaker 1: over a gentleman, shirtless and in suspenders, wearing a newsie cap.
Speaker 1: At like two in the morning. I had the understanding
Speaker 1: that he was an adorable gay man. Any man that's
Speaker 1: not wearing a shirt but has the spenders on does
Speaker 1: seem gay to me. Mid mid purple rain, I realized
Speaker 1: I had misread the situation. Chest pressing he was, he
Speaker 1: was straight. I couldn't be gare and I realized this
Speaker 1: isn't gonna end well for him, and it was. It was,
Speaker 1: but he was a really good dancer, so I was
Speaker 1: excited and he was like he was about seventeen years old.
Speaker 1: He was my child. He was, and it was a
Speaker 1: mother It was a mother's Sunday. But then I could feel,
Speaker 1: you know, you could obviously you could feel a lady
Speaker 1: that you could feel the energy like I felt the heat,
Speaker 1: felt that heat, felt some stuff, and uh, but he
Speaker 1: was fine. And then you say, I'm sorry, you're not
Speaker 1: my style. He misread he knows all in. But then
Speaker 1: the song ended. The song ended, and um oh, I'm
Speaker 1: I'm okay, okay, okay, okay, Uh. The song ended and
Speaker 1: uh and then we were all like, you know, sweaty dancing,
Speaker 1: having so much fun. It was to a The bar
Speaker 1: was closing, and he looked at and he goes, do
Speaker 1: you guys want a party? Goes, so do you guys party? So?
Speaker 1: Do you guys party? And we're like, We're looking at
Speaker 1: him like this is as much as we've partied. Sounds
Speaker 1: like two thousand and four, all splitting one beer with
Speaker 1: sweating it, you know, we party like yeah, Like like
Speaker 1: in my mind, I'm thinking I'm at like Coachella right
Speaker 1: at that moment, and in the party already. I couldn't
Speaker 1: be partying harder hard? Anybody party hard. We've done several
Speaker 1: stand up shows. We're closing out a dance club, dancing
Speaker 1: with a squar brother. How much harder can you party?
Speaker 1: We're literally dancing with two I have like three diet cokes.
Speaker 1: There's a man suspenders. That's a party. Party? No, boy?
Speaker 1: Was he disappointed? Yeah, And we're like, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know what, we are going to party. We just
Speaker 1: need to go get some mayre and my needs more
Speaker 1: steps and uh and we ran we ran home. We ran,
Speaker 1: We ran home like we had a good time. We
Speaker 1: had a good time. Patchett, how are you doing. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry about your show? Oh thanks, yeah, got canceled. You
Speaker 1: know what, you work all the time. And by the way,
Speaker 1: there's like if we if we could all just like
Speaker 1: get ourselves on professionally talking about The Bachelor, if this
Speaker 1: could be my career for life, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: would do it. Wouldn't you do it? I would do it.
Speaker 1: I would do it. I would do it. I would
Speaker 1: like to do remote pieces for Chris Harrison anytime Chris
Speaker 1: Harrison doesn't want to do something, That's what I would
Speaker 1: want that job. Before we started, I don't want to
Speaker 1: do anything. I don't he works, he works constantly. We
Speaker 1: didn't talk about on air before we get going. We
Speaker 1: did not talk on air. I don't think about the
Speaker 1: fact that you went to the resort were they filmed
Speaker 1: Bachelor at Paradise in Yes, and you befriended the bartender
Speaker 1: Jorge or do we talk about that not on air?
Speaker 1: I don't think did we? Okay? All right, all right,
Speaker 1: all right. I don't want to double I don't want
Speaker 1: to double it with Chris Harrison. He works on stuff.
Speaker 1: But sometimes it looks like we have this like running
Speaker 1: joke that he's kind of like he's done this so
Speaker 1: many I mean, you know, I know, but he's got
Speaker 1: the best job, right, we established that first base coach.
Speaker 1: But he also does he also does Who Who Wants
Speaker 1: to be a Millionaire? He hosts that and another show
Speaker 1: I can't remember what he actually does work. No, he
Speaker 1: does Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, after Bachelor Live, After
Speaker 1: Bachelorette Live, so you want to be a millionaire or something,
Speaker 1: And then another show he to be Fair to the
Speaker 1: Bachelor one that's basically one year long show that it's
Speaker 1: like three months. Three months. Yeah, yeah, I had no
Speaker 1: idea he hosts other show. So when I did After
Speaker 1: the Bachelor Live, so excited, I said to him, I
Speaker 1: covet your I've always wanted your jobs, and but I
Speaker 1: you really are in it. You're in it to you
Speaker 1: love this you And he's like, I do love it.
Speaker 1: And I said, you also must be a workaholic, and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh absolutely, and he said, in fact,
Speaker 1: my agent has suggested we figure out a show that
Speaker 1: I can shoot on a commercial airplane, because then I
Speaker 1: will never not be working. Because all he does is
Speaker 1: fly I had no idea. Loves working. So there's no
Speaker 1: replacing Chris Harrison, even though it seems like he barely
Speaker 1: he's a Ryan Seacrest of dating shows. Okay, but before
Speaker 1: we get going, also, I just want to say hello
Speaker 1: to our producer Kate, who I've seen that various shows
Speaker 1: at Meltdown and all we can do there's like all
Speaker 1: we're always stuck around, like we were like Joan Ray
Speaker 1: and like like the other day, you know, with like
Speaker 1: moshe Casher and we're like, yeah, like all we want
Speaker 1: to talk about is like, oh my god, Joe, Joe's engaged.
Speaker 1: Can you believe I? Now? I bet you She's got
Speaker 1: to be engaged because they have to edit it backwards
Speaker 1: and they the guys look like they want to kill themselves. Um,
Speaker 1: and I want to say that Laura. Okay, So checking
Speaker 1: him with our final Bachelor, Ben and Lauren allegedly are
Speaker 1: getting married on television sometime this summer on ABC. Oh
Speaker 1: so they're booking that like it's gonna be Allegedly they're
Speaker 1: saying they're gonna do we say. The rumor online is
Speaker 1: that they're going to do an ABC wedding like they
Speaker 1: did last year with Jade and Tanner, who was Katie's
Speaker 1: secret boyfriend. Apparently, Lauren moved from Portland to Denver and
Speaker 1: with in and on their first date in Denver, Ben
Speaker 1: got trapped in an elevator and firefighters had to come
Speaker 1: get him out, which I believe that that's pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 1: So now we're on probably hit like the panic button
Speaker 1: instead of like level seven. Yeah, you're right, he's probably like,
Speaker 1: oh god, he was. He still can't forgive himself for
Speaker 1: saying I'm sorry, I love sorry, Lauren. I blew it.
Speaker 1: I said it too many times? How many times? Quick
Speaker 1: question for both of you, on a scale of one,
Speaker 1: how many? Al Right, how many times do you think
Speaker 1: he has brought that moment up and apologize? He he
Speaker 1: loves to apologize, he loves I think, and she's just
Speaker 1: like man, he's got you know, like her weird little
Speaker 1: I thing like yeah, it's not cool, like just so
Speaker 1: you get permission to hang that, like how long? How
Speaker 1: long do you get Like she gets repassed for that,
Speaker 1: She gets a white wine spritterer about she gets mean
Speaker 1: about it, like yeah, but I mean do you keep
Speaker 1: bringing like how much you can't stay together if that
Speaker 1: keeps coming out. There's no way even he would not
Speaker 1: live with that. At a certain point he would be like, listen,
Speaker 1: I think he likes I think he loves to bear nationally.
Speaker 1: I think he loves to beg because he's got this
Speaker 1: weird I have an S and M thing. No, I
Speaker 1: think he just feels like I think he loves to
Speaker 1: feel unlovable and he's built himself the perfect situation where
Speaker 1: he feels unlovable because he blew it. Because he says,
Speaker 1: I love you too too many people, yet I love
Speaker 1: too freely. I love too freely. Good theory. Now, I
Speaker 1: just want to say I've gone on. I'm so excited
Speaker 1: for Jojo season, so excited for her family getting those
Speaker 1: brothers and the mom getting their hands on whoever, whoever.
Speaker 1: The poor final two are those brothers. So they've shot?
Speaker 1: Do you think they've shot the whole thing because they
Speaker 1: needed Because you're very good at the production schedule. I'm
Speaker 1: not so good with the mouth. And I can't figure
Speaker 1: it because when he on Hometowns right now, No, you're
Speaker 1: saying they've shot. I suspect because it starts next Monday.
Speaker 1: I think it would be a tight I think they
Speaker 1: have to know how it ends in order to edit
Speaker 1: it with some misleads, like, for example, what the night
Speaker 1: we watched it? The night we watched like the very
Speaker 1: first episode, last time he was on the phone and
Speaker 1: they made it sound like he was picked one but
Speaker 1: then chose another. So they have to edit it backwards
Speaker 1: with some trickery when they know we picked I think
Speaker 1: so they know who it is. I just want my
Speaker 1: hope for the season, getting ahead of myself. Plea is
Speaker 1: to have as much as that family on camera. They
Speaker 1: could like domesticate a feral cat. How they the way
Speaker 1: those brothers greeted her. I don't ever want my brother
Speaker 1: very kiss on the mouth, very mouth, little little grabby.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want my brother kissing me on the mouth,
Speaker 1: neither by mouth kiss it is. It was weird. I
Speaker 1: hope a lot of wine is involved from Mrs Jojo
Speaker 1: that wine bottles Jo, the surgery, that he had many faces.
Speaker 1: But we we what was the mom we liked? Was
Speaker 1: it we like Kyle's mom but the braces coming here?
Speaker 1: Did you guys have a moment We were like, thank god,
Speaker 1: it's oh my god. So many times it's all okay.
Speaker 1: They but did we talk about that you had heard
Speaker 1: that they had tried and they did you hear about
Speaker 1: this that they tried to do Kayla? Yeah? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then and then ABC they shot for days and then
Speaker 1: I don't know what told me, well, they know, we'll
Speaker 1: tell us what you know I have read or I
Speaker 1: thought you told me that they shot Bachelorette with Kayla.
Speaker 1: I think they did like three or four days, did
Speaker 1: and then ended it because before but it was we
Speaker 1: did talk about this because when fans, the fans staged
Speaker 1: in uproar because it was because they were going online
Speaker 1: and they were like now and then they went back
Speaker 1: to jo Joan because and they very because they very
Speaker 1: rarely did the number two. So basically they there had
Speaker 1: been camera spotted in Kayla's hometown in Ohio, and it
Speaker 1: just felt like there was pictures of camera of her
Speaker 1: with proof stay. And then that's when fans started and
Speaker 1: I think fans the fans got mad and they were like,
Speaker 1: she's boring and weird. She she was like a piece
Speaker 1: that she was like I'm like Moss, Like where I like,
Speaker 1: I I want to go? Where you want to go?
Speaker 1: Best hair I've ever seen? Oh my god, she I've
Speaker 1: thought about her hair I've thought about her hair. I
Speaker 1: think she sets sit in old fashioned curlers at night.
Speaker 1: I think she set to the rollers that I want
Speaker 1: to do that, though I do. I think her father helps.
Speaker 1: I want her father. Father helps the curls. He very handsome,
Speaker 1: he was approach, he was gay, he seemed gay. And
Speaker 1: then Laura's dad looked like a marionette. But her brothers
Speaker 1: were adorable. The little brothers who grilled Ben. We're adorable.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. So I went to seven eleven,
Speaker 1: as I do not match, to look at the gossip
Speaker 1: rags to see if there was going to be some spreads.
Speaker 1: They don't have them out yet, which is actually kind
Speaker 1: of good, but I'm astonished. Well, they are out, but
Speaker 1: they didn't have it. I think they're going to probably
Speaker 1: put the spreads next week, but I think it's probably
Speaker 1: because they usually leak some spoilers, so this is spoiler free.
Speaker 1: We have no and I want to see the ABC
Speaker 1: gallery that they have chosen. They whoever does the styling
Speaker 1: on these guys photos in the ABC gallery for the contestants,
Speaker 1: it is the I could have the job. That's dorky.
Speaker 1: They make to go with the blue background and Olive
Speaker 1: shirt and basically are wearing the same American apparel shirt.
Speaker 1: They style their hair like in a way that's so unfussable,
Speaker 1: like American apparel would seem cool. Like this is like
Speaker 1: all like Docker's dad jeans, like they're probably I don't
Speaker 1: have any jeans on. Mine were as the bottom. I
Speaker 1: think you're right pants like a driver's loafer, like a
Speaker 1: driving loafer. Like I just feel like these guys are
Speaker 1: probably twenty eight and they look like they're like sixty two.
Speaker 1: D's okay, let's start. I look at they look like
Speaker 1: the waiter that gives you lunch one you're about to
Speaker 1: play golf. Okay, I'm okay, So let's do the overview.
Speaker 1: I'm going to do an overview. I'm just gonna scroll
Speaker 1: really fast and see, you know, there's some clear like like,
Speaker 1: for example, I look at I look at somebody like
Speaker 1: Brandon who looks he looks so. But if you're at
Speaker 1: home and you want to play along at home this week,
Speaker 1: go to ABC the bat to the Bachelor at page
Speaker 1: and go to contestants. Brandon looks like the guy Dmitri
Speaker 1: who won him DRIV. I feel like I'm on the
Speaker 1: I'm on the Oh my god, he was an Eastern
Speaker 1: European defector who one project Runway All Star. Yeah, like like, oh,
Speaker 1: but his occupation is hit acter occupation hipster? Are you
Speaker 1: kidding me? That is not a job. And by the way,
Speaker 1: he's no tattoos, then you're not really in hips. You
Speaker 1: think he's a hipster? Can I mean maybe if he had? Yes,
Speaker 1: that was that was just a s Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we're gonna back it up. All right, here we go. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go, We'll go back. We're going one by one.
Speaker 1: We're just gonna go through one by one. Yeah, here
Speaker 1: we are, Okay, Okay, here we go. We're gonna start
Speaker 1: with Alex. Um, he's a marine. He's cute, but like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to get at it with Alex. But
Speaker 1: we're not talking about you, I know, but but I
Speaker 1: mean no, we are. I'm sorry. You know what I
Speaker 1: want to hear what you feel sexually about each of
Speaker 1: the Yeah, so that's quite all right. He will only
Speaker 1: slow dance. He's not into the whole booty dancing thing.
Speaker 1: You're out If you can't go booty dancing with me
Speaker 1: a shirtless and and suspenders. I'm not interested in you, Alex.
Speaker 1: Let's let's channel let's channel Jojo. I think she'll keep
Speaker 1: him around for a little while because he's cute and
Speaker 1: he's a hero. He's a marine. Yeah, he's gonna five.
Speaker 1: How old is Jojo? Yeah, he'll definitely make you don't
Speaker 1: remember um. I think that he'll make it through. I
Speaker 1: don't think he'll make it to the end, but I
Speaker 1: think he'll make it, like to the final eight. Any
Speaker 1: any anybody else agree on Alex? Oh, there's a picture
Speaker 1: of everybody together. No, but Asian. There's an Asian, the
Speaker 1: mixed race Asian, so he's Scottish and Japanese and the
Speaker 1: it's interesting that that guy in the front is wearing
Speaker 1: the same cat like matching khaki dress. They look like
Speaker 1: a desert storm. Okay, we can cut some of this
Speaker 1: out so it's not worried. But that guy is cute. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's James Taylor. See. I just need to know their
Speaker 1: names though. Okay, okay, all right, how are we going
Speaker 1: to do this? We're gonna keeping I liked going one
Speaker 1: by one. Okay, here we make a deduction. Okay, now
Speaker 1: we get to Ali or Ali or Ali. We'll call
Speaker 1: him Okay, he's a bartender. He's twenty eight. Uh uh
Speaker 1: he his favorite movie is Dumb and Dumber and Her Well.
Speaker 1: He also listed Midnight in Paris is one of my
Speaker 1: all time favorite movies. That movie like, these tops are
Speaker 1: so dumb that they put them in a v next
Speaker 1: Salmon color T shirt. He's a few of clockroaches. I
Speaker 1: like this guy. He's really cute. How we love all
Speaker 1: the information you're getting? You like him? Okay? Well, I
Speaker 1: like hi, kties, Sorry, I think he's really cute. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: so you are, so should we keep a piece of paper?
Speaker 1: So I don't think he's gonna make it. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's gonna make it either. I don't think he's
Speaker 1: gonna make excluded first round though, No, he'll make it
Speaker 1: to pass the first round, because do you want gonna
Speaker 1: do the note taking? I think yeah, that'd be great. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So then so Alex we passed on right, and then
Speaker 1: Ali we think later round. I think Alex will make
Speaker 1: it through a little bit. Okay, So Brandon think get
Speaker 1: right about Alex. Absolutely that he'll make it, but not
Speaker 1: he'll make it pretty far. Brandon is a professional hipster
Speaker 1: he's gonna be He's out the first episode. You know what, Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel like that is a dark horse Brandy, Like
Speaker 1: that guy might surprise so he might have a psycho
Speaker 1: and he might have a better outfit on. Like maybe
Speaker 1: he's cute or styled in a button down or something
Speaker 1: stupid fucking smell, and he doesn't have an upper lip.
Speaker 1: I don't want to make out with him. Chad. Chad
Speaker 1: looks cute, but Chad looks like Chad thinks he's cute,
Speaker 1: Like he's you know, I already read his answers and
Speaker 1: they're awful. He's twenty, he's a luxury real estate agent,
Speaker 1: luxury real estate tall. So so he'll stick around for
Speaker 1: a little bit because he's Brandon six three. He's taller.
Speaker 1: Oh is he Brandon six three? Okay? His favorite movies?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, who do you most
Speaker 1: admire in the world? And why myself? In ten years? Alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: he's quoting, he's oh my god. Then he does it again.
Speaker 1: If you could have lunch with one person, who would
Speaker 1: it be? And why myself? In ten years? The first night,
Speaker 1: you think in the first night, a guy that's gonna
Speaker 1: like he'll laugh like a bottle of wine and be like,
Speaker 1: let's go in here and spend some qual time together,
Speaker 1: please don't. He also might be the one that gets
Speaker 1: based on the first episode, that needs to leave. That's right, Okay,
Speaker 1: this coming up, Chase is adorable. I think Chase. Chase
Speaker 1: is going very far to six three. I think Chase
Speaker 1: maybe he's Aaron Rodger's brother seven. Okay, it's twenty seven.
Speaker 1: Medical access to drugs, he's six, or he's got access
Speaker 1: to drugs. He has a lion on his left ribs tattoos, right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she said, I think he's gonna she has a lion
Speaker 1: cub on her kneecunp Yeah, we're already married. Um okay,
Speaker 1: honest ambitious sense of humor. Okay, okay, okay. He would
Speaker 1: do anything for love, but not sell his truck. I
Speaker 1: think he's gonna win. I think, I mean he's in
Speaker 1: my final three definitely. I'm not sure, but he's already.
Speaker 1: I'm excited. I think Jason. I think Jason, Joe, Joran.
Speaker 1: We've just got five downs. So okay, okay, here we go,
Speaker 1: here we go, here we go. Okay, so then we
Speaker 1: have Christian. He's keys is incredibly attractive. I mean he's
Speaker 1: gotta be a trainer's call calm consultant. What is that
Speaker 1: he works for at the A T T Store, That's
Speaker 1: what it is. He sells like like like phone telecom
Speaker 1: consultant makes eleven and said where they were from? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it doesn't from. Yeah, gay boy handsome, Yeah he is.
Speaker 1: He's groomed. He'll make it though for a while. But
Speaker 1: look at his movies, Lord of the Ring, Star Wars,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, a hot nerdy black guy and hearing
Speaker 1: him in there as long as possible. He has two
Speaker 1: cats and his ex took his chihuahua. Is he and
Speaker 1: then he made a sad face. That's a game out.
Speaker 1: I think he's a really hot gay black I don't
Speaker 1: love the star. Most outrageous thing he ever didn't call it.
Speaker 1: Just strip shows and lap dances. That's the most he
Speaker 1: is gay. Strip shows a lap I'm sorry part of
Speaker 1: me because it's not it's not like strip bars. It's
Speaker 1: strip shows. My mother is my best friend. Oh my god, alright,
Speaker 1: because he's really like I'd like to be friends. He's
Speaker 1: so you know what some what a Jojoe's brother who
Speaker 1: doesn't know that he's gay yet. It's gonna be coming.
Speaker 1: I also enjoyed that Paget had never been on a
Speaker 1: podcast and then I fell in love with podcasting that
Speaker 1: I got an email from her last week that's like,
Speaker 1: I need to know what they were doing it because
Speaker 1: I have Chris Thomas podcast. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I know Iver, you have podcast fever. Now, okay, holy
Speaker 1: state concerned. No, he's out here this night. That means
Speaker 1: he puts signs up in front of people's houses. Yes,
Speaker 1: he just kept the sign into the lawn. No, he's
Speaker 1: a consultant for the sign. His favorite holiday is fourth
Speaker 1: of July because America. Yeah, No, he's out. He's at
Speaker 1: first you didn't have you didn't have me at Coli.
Speaker 1: Derek is cute. Derek is They put him in a
Speaker 1: sports shirt commercial Bankers, so he has a job six three.
Speaker 1: He's tall, Derek is going to go far. He's like
Speaker 1: an appropriate He's really cute and if you if you
Speaker 1: put him in a cooler outfit, keep it. I continue
Speaker 1: suit in the main picture. Derek is definitely in the
Speaker 1: top four. I'm not sure yet if he's in the
Speaker 1: top three all time favorite movies, hook Field of Dreams
Speaker 1: in Star Wars. He's a little bit if you were
Speaker 1: straining in a dessert island. One. As long as the
Speaker 1: island wasn't covered in cucumbers, I'd be all right. Like
Speaker 1: the only thing a man needs. He's a serious fair
Speaker 1: of any kind of animal, fluffy kittens. I do like cucumbers.
Speaker 1: It's weird that you're trying to make Joe. Maybe he's
Speaker 1: trying to make like I like him too. I think
Speaker 1: she's just gonna like his face. Yeah, yeah, I like him.
Speaker 1: I think he's definitely. I think he's going to make
Speaker 1: it to the final four. Some personality, Daniel, he could
Speaker 1: do all right. He's a male model. You're out. No
Speaker 1: he's not looking. No he's too pale. Model. Um no
Speaker 1: tattoos no, same reason you don't put stickers on a lambo. Okay,
Speaker 1: so he's give me. I bet he's got some really
Speaker 1: bad answers. All right, let's see, let's see. Uh he's
Speaker 1: he took four years of cooking classes. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: are you comfortable wearing swimwear in public? Once again? Very comfortable?
Speaker 1: Why have a lambo if you park it in the garage?
Speaker 1: Because I mean his Wien is a lambo, which is
Speaker 1: a little cheeny, tiny, risky, high maintenance. He's a plastic guy.
Speaker 1: I heard lambs overheat all the two he or oh
Speaker 1: my god, he's a rectile dysfunction aspert. Oh my god. Man.
Speaker 1: He's basically the girl. He's the bird expert that came
Speaker 1: to the girl that was that came in with the
Speaker 1: bird in the night and the season before. He's the
Speaker 1: dude um the like sort of a PC dude that
Speaker 1: would like, uh, he had all those really funny sentences.
Speaker 1: He was like peace love the healer, the healer, Oh yeah, Tony, Tony.
Speaker 1: Tony kept saying, I gave up so much to be here.
Speaker 1: I like, I left my birds, I left my bonds,
Speaker 1: eye trees. Okay, you know, Tony the Healer made it
Speaker 1: until he think Evan will be a round for walk
Speaker 1: because it looks like kind of crazy. He considers us romantic.
Speaker 1: I believe I'm in touch with my sexual energy and
Speaker 1: it's very powerful and he's going to be quick though.
Speaker 1: He says like one of the deal breakers is a
Speaker 1: girl that has serious food allergies or chipped nail college.
Speaker 1: I'm allergic to dairy. My sister's ae Ciliac, Like she's gluten.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's bullshit. We're born with this. We
Speaker 1: can't help that. If you think you're gonna be knocking
Speaker 1: on Katie's door, think again, Like my sister, like, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna date you. You're allergic to gluten? Like dumb,
Speaker 1: that's dumb, evan. If you you better get more in
Speaker 1: touch with ladies, like if you're just in touch with
Speaker 1: your wien, you're not in touch with other people. Um, okay,
Speaker 1: where we are we okay, here we are grant firefighter tattoos.
Speaker 1: He's making it to the Final's hot. He's not making
Speaker 1: it to the finals, ladies, I'm sorry, he's a firefighter.
Speaker 1: That's but that's hot. No, she wants money. She does
Speaker 1: want money. He doesn't make enough money. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: she's gonna He's gonna go very far. I still think
Speaker 1: she'll make out. You're right, she is not dating right,
Speaker 1: you're right, right, he's beautiful, But you're right, she's gonna
Speaker 1: get out of it with him. She's gonna she's gonna
Speaker 1: make out with him. He'll make it to the final six,
Speaker 1: final five? Maybe bones in your words, yeah, sheet, she
Speaker 1: might be right, it's like the Kayla. She might need
Speaker 1: bones on it with him and to cut them free,
Speaker 1: like she might just need to get at it like
Speaker 1: in Tahiti, just because she can. And then by by
Speaker 1: early prediction, she goes a little bit too far with
Speaker 1: him too fast, has to scale it back. You know,
Speaker 1: we haven't even read any of his answer. Yeah. Wait,
Speaker 1: read some um worst date memory getting lunch with a
Speaker 1: girl and listening to her talk about Harry Potter for
Speaker 1: twenty minutes. Okay, that's not that's money minutes. That's not
Speaker 1: so long. It's not Harry Potter. Do you can talk
Speaker 1: to Day's um. He evaded police in Mexico on an
Speaker 1: a t v U. Anybody that rides a TV is
Speaker 1: so he's an idiot, but he's hot. She just make up.
Speaker 1: But you're right, her mom raised her to be more
Speaker 1: high maintenance than that. Also, he's I think I read
Speaker 1: this from Simon. This is if he could have any
Speaker 1: job in the world, what would be in why he'd
Speaker 1: be a field agent for the FBI. But he can't.
Speaker 1: He can't go he can't go to school and learn
Speaker 1: how to do that. Now I know, I'm like at
Speaker 1: that guy from Fighter. He would be let in after
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks of training. So you know what?
Speaker 1: He is not ambitious, lazy, lazy, he's into buildings. Jake
Speaker 1: is adorable, lazy. Fuck what do we do? We like?
Speaker 1: Make far jokes for a living or pretend to be
Speaker 1: very terrible carroling hands with playing Mary. I'm so tired
Speaker 1: from my ploding. I work gonna joke about piano bar.
Speaker 1: Are you guys lazy? He's a lazy fire players to
Speaker 1: save four lives? We Okay? Jay is adorable, he looks funny. Landscape. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, he's gonna make it pretty far landscape architect. Um,
Speaker 1: I think he's outstanding this one. I love it. When
Speaker 1: my date asked me, what would you like to do next?
Speaker 1: He hates it when his date choose with her mouth open. Um,
Speaker 1: let's see. He says l A traffic sucks, which means
Speaker 1: he lives in l A. What does he do for
Speaker 1: a living? Landscape architect? Okay, that's cool. His favorite movies
Speaker 1: Ninja Turtle three. Okay, you're out. No, I think you're
Speaker 1: a couple of Ninja Turtle answers. The guy that we
Speaker 1: liked fun what was his name? The hot one? It
Speaker 1: was like Ninja Turtles, the original. They're younger than Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're younger. Yeah, we don't have to worry about what
Speaker 1: I'm just saying it is. It would be a red
Speaker 1: flag in my book. When do you see yourself in
Speaker 1: five years married to the bachelorette with our first child?
Speaker 1: That's sweet? You mean, I'm telling you right now. Jake's
Speaker 1: not going for okay, but he's adorable. Okay, here we are,
Speaker 1: James FF. They gave him a plaid shirt. He's a
Speaker 1: boxing club owner. He looks like a dad. That he's
Speaker 1: a dad. He's got to be a thirty four. He's
Speaker 1: got to be a dad. He looks forty four. He's
Speaker 1: plaid with the widow's thirty four. That's not thirty. He's
Speaker 1: forty seven. Um, yes, three two tattoos that he's getting
Speaker 1: lasered off. He's divorced. Yeah, he's so. Oh, you're right.
Speaker 1: It's his ex wife's name. It says like married. You're guessing.
Speaker 1: How do we find out if he's divorced? Because he's
Speaker 1: thirty four, he looks like a dad, and he's getting
Speaker 1: he's getting his tattoos removed. I think you guys are fantastic.
Speaker 1: I also think that they could be to the last
Speaker 1: two bachelorettes that he's getting lasered off. He's a psychos.
Speaker 1: Here we go, here's the worst. Oh my god, do
Speaker 1: you follow a specific diet? Yes, carb cycling is the
Speaker 1: most outrageous thing you've ever done. Left the safety of
Speaker 1: chiropractic to pursue my fitness and acting dream. You're an
Speaker 1: unemployed actor, which is being married to you life on commitment.
Speaker 1: I say, there's a huge too many divorces are happening.
Speaker 1: Definitely tell you, guys, he's totally divorced. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what's your all type favorite book? Besides the Bible? I'm
Speaker 1: telling you. I'm telling you this guy as my candidate,
Speaker 1: get to get booted media the Wizard's first rule. No.
Speaker 1: If any guy ever said besides the Bible, yeah, I
Speaker 1: would literally take a bullet. This guy has a really
Speaker 1: bad tank top honor. That guy is plastic. That guy's
Speaker 1: not a real person. He's not a real I want
Speaker 1: to give him a better outfit and then give him
Speaker 1: a human Jesus Christ occupation Bachelor super fan that is
Speaker 1: horrifying but also kind of amazing. They're going to keep
Speaker 1: him on as long as that's crazy. He's twenty seven
Speaker 1: and that's his occupation. Yeah, I think these guys are
Speaker 1: I think this guy's Oh my god, I bet he's
Speaker 1: the Tony the Healer who actually is crazy. I think
Speaker 1: this guy is crazy. Okay, um okay. One of his
Speaker 1: favorite movies The Notebook Romantic You can See Yourself Romtic
Speaker 1: and why, yes, very much so. I've been intimate with
Speaker 1: very few women because I think sex is very important.
Speaker 1: You okay, okay? Crazy? Uh? One night stands? I love it?
Speaker 1: When my what's the closing? What do you think it's
Speaker 1: worse to the He has not anyone night stands, but
Speaker 1: the worst, the one thing he will not do for
Speaker 1: love is go to a sushi restaurant be forced to
Speaker 1: eat fish. Oh my god, we found our crazy James
Speaker 1: as I'm so now here. We got a James Taylor.
Speaker 1: Now according to in Touch magazine or one of those magazines, allegedly,
Speaker 1: it's not he's a singer songwriter. James does not the
Speaker 1: James Teller, but he changed his name. Apparently it's not
Speaker 1: his real name. He changed it to the I'm gonna
Speaker 1: change my name to be once. I don't think you
Speaker 1: can change isn't that like a copy written name? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, he has an American flag and eagle tattoo.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change my name to one to Sikes. I
Speaker 1: gotta change um. He's a party starter all day. He
Speaker 1: loves Braveheart and the Gladiators voting for voting for Trump,
Speaker 1: and he's gonna be this is the drunk. This is
Speaker 1: the night one drunk. Hears to his dad. He he
Speaker 1: calls his dad daddy absolutely love making a girl smile.
Speaker 1: I get it from my daddy and he grown man
Speaker 1: that says the word daddy, who sticks to And also,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite flower? Red rose? Du that's the worst?
Speaker 1: It's wants to be a starting who sold Gerbert Daisy?
Speaker 1: Like that's like the worst, Like it's as bad as
Speaker 1: a gubber daisy. You know what I mean. If a
Speaker 1: man answered that question from the producers of a Bachelorette,
Speaker 1: what's your favorite flower? And he said Gerbert Daisy, that's
Speaker 1: my kind of guy. I think that's hilarious. Here comes
Speaker 1: a kilt guy, the one Asian guy they throw in
Speaker 1: a kilt. Okay, he needs to be stop getting far
Speaker 1: or what do we what do we decide on James
Speaker 1: t James. I think, I think James. I think he'll
Speaker 1: make a couple episodes because she won't know how crazy
Speaker 1: is is. He's the first time. The producers will make
Speaker 1: him stay around, You're right, and he'll sing until he's
Speaker 1: sings some dumb song. They need a song out of it.
Speaker 1: They have to say. I don't think this guy is crazy.
Speaker 1: I think, well, I think he's just kind of pathetic.
Speaker 1: But I think he's gonna go far. He's cute, he's
Speaker 1: really agree with you. Oh, I don't see it. I
Speaker 1: think James Taylor is going to go far. Weird. That
Speaker 1: photo and that photo of the cast photo. He looks good,
Speaker 1: and I think she's going to be swayed by chemicals,
Speaker 1: not realizing that he's we don't know what any of
Speaker 1: them smelling exactly. Okay, Jonathan, poor guy, the only Asian
Speaker 1: guy they're throwing a kilt. He's a technical sales up
Speaker 1: six one his he has a tattoo of his grandma
Speaker 1: on that inner arm, a tiger and Asian artwork. The grandma,
Speaker 1: Uh does it maybe her name or is it like
Speaker 1: a photo of her young girl? Let's seem forever. Let's see.
Speaker 1: He doesn't think gluten's a real allergy. Yes, yeah, try
Speaker 1: poppin gas X at two am. Jonathan, So he owns
Speaker 1: a house. So we know that he owns a house
Speaker 1: and he renovated it himself, all right? J D. Salinger
Speaker 1: or who's the other author? R? L. Stein? He doesn't
Speaker 1: like vegetables. I saw that a twelve year old Jordan R. L.
Speaker 1: Ste goose bumps. He's a twelve year now. I want
Speaker 1: to say this is a terrible photo, but in the
Speaker 1: magazine he looked really sed Roger's brother. Okay, Jordan's I
Speaker 1: don't know where is going very far? To the quarterback
Speaker 1: of the Green Bay Packers. This is your other this
Speaker 1: is your other podcast, this is this is wait? Is
Speaker 1: this get a professional? This guy he's a former pro
Speaker 1: for the he must have it says he's a former
Speaker 1: pro quarterback. So he was somewhere. He's he's going to three.
Speaker 1: I know he's going to three. I think he's going
Speaker 1: to three first sure to Okay, um, let's see ask
Speaker 1: Katie so we can find out more about Aaron Rodgerson's
Speaker 1: the starting quarterback for Green Bay pack He's like one
Speaker 1: of these and he's none of those. He's like one
Speaker 1: of the best quarterbacks. What what is the wildest thing
Speaker 1: you've done in the bedroom? Trying to hang a TV
Speaker 1: on the wall without directions or his stud finder. I
Speaker 1: like him. I hope he's trying to bend. He loves
Speaker 1: I gotta say Aaron Rodgerson one of our podcasts, very funny,
Speaker 1: he loves, he loves Vans, Vince Vaughn, who I love.
Speaker 1: I think he said Vince Vonn is hilarious. Um, he
Speaker 1: hates it when his date doesn't want to eat in
Speaker 1: front of him. I really like. Oh, he's in my
Speaker 1: top two. Yeah, he's he's definitely making a top three. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's his name again? Yeah? Who was that? Jordan? That's
Speaker 1: a bad shirt, but a cute guy. Okay, Oh, Luke,
Speaker 1: that's a bad photo. I can't get over a chance
Speaker 1: bringing a professional super fan. So James is my favorite
Speaker 1: so far. I'm not Luke is a war veteran. But
Speaker 1: what is he doing now? Luke looks like trouble he does.
Speaker 1: He's got madness. He looks like he's got crazy. He
Speaker 1: looks a little violent. He looks like the you're going
Speaker 1: to wear that short red dresser, I'm not taking you anywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: his eyes have a little of bats in the bill
Speaker 1: for I bet he can move his pecks like one.
Speaker 1: I think he thinks he's really good in bed, and
Speaker 1: then he's not good bed. Um, let's see. I wish
Speaker 1: his answers to the movie question was like dear Hunter, Yes, Tavin,
Speaker 1: taxi driver, taxi driver, best most romantic movie deliver, favorite
Speaker 1: musical instrument banjo. If he could have lunch with one
Speaker 1: person would be And why Mark Cuban because I want
Speaker 1: to know what he thinks made him successful. Well, he
Speaker 1: was like a billionaire and he bought the Dallas. This
Speaker 1: guy's a strange bird. Strange. Yeah, that's the guy. He's
Speaker 1: let's luke. Okay, here we go. So he's going to
Speaker 1: go on the first night. He's out on the first night.
Speaker 1: Nick Bi is kind of cute. Nick Bi's kind of
Speaker 1: and they love him. He's got like a kind of
Speaker 1: like norma back. I gotta look at it. I think
Speaker 1: if he has a good personality, he'd be like the
Speaker 1: ginge that you don't expect to make it, like before
Speaker 1: we knew that Joe sucked, Like before he went to
Speaker 1: Bachelor in Paradise, when Joe was just kind of fun
Speaker 1: goofy Joe. I think he'll be like the Joe, Like
Speaker 1: he'll get to mouth kiss her a few times. I
Speaker 1: think so, um okay, wait wait, he's a he's a
Speaker 1: type of face that could get first impression six one.
Speaker 1: And he's and he's an electrical engineer. He's a man.
Speaker 1: I like him. Let's see. He's the party starter. He
Speaker 1: loves Braveheart, Gladiator and saving Private Ryan. He's a dude.
Speaker 1: He's voting for kids from like somewhere. Um. He enjoyed
Speaker 1: making the Classic Eagles rugby team while continuing to advance
Speaker 1: his care so he favorite magazine is Ducks Unlimited. Is
Speaker 1: he a duck hunter? He would be gone amazing. I'd
Speaker 1: be like you killed an animal piece. Um yeah, I
Speaker 1: think that's wait wait please, I think she'll make out
Speaker 1: with him once, but he won't. Sting around he's ear
Speaker 1: so nick as looks like he's trying to be Nick
Speaker 1: V from from Caitlin at nick V. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: He's wearing a bandana like a like a crava, like
Speaker 1: if he's European. They are They try to like signal
Speaker 1: that he's very a. I bet he's from Delaware Software salesman.
Speaker 1: So that means he works like best buy. Um, let's
Speaker 1: see he loves this sandwat which was that? Al it's
Speaker 1: from when I was a kid. I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: don't think I was scaring. He was an eagle scout.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to be a dad. He seems like
Speaker 1: just sort of no nonsense. What what food does he
Speaker 1: not like? Scary? Jesus, that's funny. I'll give you scary cheeses. Alright,
Speaker 1: I had a cheese plate. And then you're like, wasn't hope?
Speaker 1: I hope he is European, though he better be scary cheese.
Speaker 1: You imagine can you imagine the like dang like the
Speaker 1: guy and they're like forcing you into these stupid uppets
Speaker 1: and they're like, no, you're the one we've picked for
Speaker 1: this kerchief. No one's got to wear it, and it's
Speaker 1: gonna be Nick. Yeah it's Nick. Okay. So then we've
Speaker 1: got Peter has a nervous smile. He looks shy, he
Speaker 1: looks Look at the eyes though, Look at the eyes.
Speaker 1: Look at how they're like he's nervous. They're like desperate
Speaker 1: to please staffing agency manager a town. Um, I'm getting
Speaker 1: he's getting a tattoo. He's a he's a cardinal for
Speaker 1: his grandpa. Um, he loves dumb and dumber. His pants
Speaker 1: fell down in a football game. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what to say. Oh wait, wait, wait, if you could
Speaker 1: live in any other time period, what would it be?
Speaker 1: And why? Mesoteric era? So I could could I could
Speaker 1: see Dinosaursay, alright, I'm gonna go on a limb here
Speaker 1: and say he has kidnapped people windows and he always
Speaker 1: has candy in his back. Yeah. I think he's you
Speaker 1: know what. I think he's sweet and shy and won't
Speaker 1: I think he will get cut either the first or
Speaker 1: second night. Mostly he'll be too nervous to talk to
Speaker 1: He'll be too nervous to talk to. Hi. Okay, we've me.
Speaker 1: I believe Robbie is my third No, I believe for her,
Speaker 1: I need to see him. Not Maybe I don't agree
Speaker 1: by by face. This guy's is a very first of
Speaker 1: all peach t shirt. Please for her, not for me.
Speaker 1: This is I'm picking who I think she's, not who
Speaker 1: I would go. He's a former competitive swimmer. What is
Speaker 1: he doing mad? I don't know. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna make that far. But I
Speaker 1: like your style. There's just something about him that you
Speaker 1: see page that you know. He calls himself handsome and
Speaker 1: your three best attributes motivated, handsome, genuine, I love Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, I love more than anything to dress up.
Speaker 1: He's gay. He's gay, and a peach take is that's
Speaker 1: he said, I love more than anything to dress up,
Speaker 1: but I have spent more of my life in a
Speaker 1: speedo than in every day clothes. That's that is he saying.
Speaker 1: That's why he's real good. Though of course it's your
Speaker 1: favorite swimmers aren't to see him. You're right, You're right,
Speaker 1: You're right. I love honeysuckle though it smells really good. No,
Speaker 1: I mean he's gonna he's gonna look you know what,
Speaker 1: They're going to throw him the first night somehow in
Speaker 1: like a like if he gets shirtless, he'll he'll make
Speaker 1: it pretty Sharpe. You're right, you're absolutely right. And he
Speaker 1: can't be in my three because if he shows up
Speaker 1: in a speedo, but but Jojo showed up in corn Head.
Speaker 1: If he just shows up and he's trying to be
Speaker 1: funny in a suit and then just like a nose
Speaker 1: plug and it goes terribly wrong. Maybe swimmer swimmers dow.
Speaker 1: He's kind of cute. He looks nervous too, though, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't mind a little not shy. I looks like
Speaker 1: Dietrich Bader. Yeah, wait, could you flip his photo back on? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He in a better outfit. I mean, this is a stupid,
Speaker 1: horrible background. He could be hot, very nice. He looks pleasant,
Speaker 1: he looks he looks like they're floating in the sky
Speaker 1: based on the bank trunk. Yeah, I think he's I
Speaker 1: think he's okay. I think he'll make it to the
Speaker 1: final middle. In the middle, he looks like you're like
Speaker 1: token Italian guy. Wait, squirrel down a minute. What is
Speaker 1: those movies he likes? Draws Rocky, Real Steel? I mean,
Speaker 1: is someone filling out someone filling out the application for him?
Speaker 1: Real Steel? I don't even what is real Steel? And
Speaker 1: I thought, and let's make a different was that the
Speaker 1: robot kids than the robot? I thought it was like
Speaker 1: the robot fighting movie? Yeah, real Steel with the Wolverine. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: I think it was. I think it was. Then he
Speaker 1: looks like I know a lot of little kids like Steel.
Speaker 1: Then he looks like trouble. He's a barber, he looks
Speaker 1: like he's got a little bit of pepper in his pot.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Pepper in his pot? Do you
Speaker 1: think he's gay? What does not? I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I bet he's a rascal. I think I think. I
Speaker 1: think he looks like he looks like he's the barber,
Speaker 1: but he stares him get up in the off season.
Speaker 1: I think he's kind of fun, like he's got a
Speaker 1: little personel in New York. He's queens. You're up on
Speaker 1: Queen's boulevards, so opposites attract Texas Queen bronx tail. He
Speaker 1: loves bronx tail all right, and he wrote what's the
Speaker 1: most EMARRASSI style you? Oh man? I bleached my tips once?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, this guy could be opposite. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: This guy's doing really well. At sixteen, I flew to
Speaker 1: Mexico to surprise my boys on spring bread. I like, hey, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put all right. I like in my top
Speaker 1: I want Vinny in my top three. I don't remember
Speaker 1: who I've picked. I feel like Vinny might also be
Speaker 1: maybe knocking out the other redhead with the two into American. No,
Speaker 1: there's most two more, I think, So then we've got
Speaker 1: Wells going on with Wells is the only contestant allowed
Speaker 1: to wear flair? You know. Radio My friend and I
Speaker 1: both were texts about how cute he is, but then
Speaker 1: I write his answers and I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: like him. He seems very pretentious. Shank Redemption play Misty
Speaker 1: for me? And back to the Future too? What about
Speaker 1: have you seen back to the Future? Because I think
Speaker 1: you might right, it's just better than the second. He
Speaker 1: loves good tacos, I'm in great live band, walk around
Speaker 1: the city. Why did cheese on my front porches? Oting
Speaker 1: reading plays on my turntable? See that's where he lost me.
Speaker 1: It's a little anyway, sitting on the doc. It's like
Speaker 1: the most depressing song. Where do you see yourself? Unemployment,
Speaker 1: five years, syndicated, married with a couple of kids. That's
Speaker 1: just weird. I don't understand because Radio, j oh God,
Speaker 1: I thought he made in television. It could be his goal.
Speaker 1: I mean, that really is a legitimate wor it doesn't
Speaker 1: want to go a little hipster, but he's super funny.
Speaker 1: I think he'll make it. You're right, You're absolutely right,
Speaker 1: and he'll seem and she won't know anybody with like
Speaker 1: a Jeane jacket. Okay, well, well now he'll he'll be
Speaker 1: so into her, he'll have such a boner fever. Civil engineer.
Speaker 1: He's got a triple spiral tattoo based on a stone
Speaker 1: carving he saw in Ireland. Why did all these guys
Speaker 1: get tatts? When did the rib cage tattooing become a thing?
Speaker 1: I don't even all time paper movies. I think it's
Speaker 1: good Burger? What is what is good Burger? Good Burger
Speaker 1: is such a good movie? Oh my god? What is
Speaker 1: the good Burger? The Good Burger? It's just like Nickelodeon
Speaker 1: sketch all that. Okay, this is embarrassing. If you if
Speaker 1: you could be somebody else for just one day, who
Speaker 1: would it be? And why? Probably John Mayer. He wanted
Speaker 1: milk faces with a guitar solo, then melt hearts with
Speaker 1: some sappie lyrics. Well, unfortunately he was being honest and
Speaker 1: that didn't work. All right, that's it. He's going to
Speaker 1: go further than most people because he's he's got like
Speaker 1: a like a sappy sweetness to him. But then she's
Speaker 1: not gonna want to find them. So it feels like
Speaker 1: if I'm correct. We really honed in on Chase. I
Speaker 1: believe Chase is the winner the medical sales rap, right, Chase.
Speaker 1: We like the Aaron Rodgers brother Jordan Jordan's, so we
Speaker 1: like Chase Jordan's. And then do we like Derek? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: we did like Derek. Derek. We did like Derek. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we didn't mind. And I like Vinny. I'm like Robby
Speaker 1: out of my final Vinny like, yeah, Robbie's definitely not
Speaker 1: going to the final grant the firefighter granted, but she might,
Speaker 1: but she might go to number three because she needs
Speaker 1: to get at it. I think there's something surprising that's
Speaker 1: gonna come up with Brandon the hipster. You mean, she's
Speaker 1: gonna feel like something. She's gonna like him more than it,
Speaker 1: and everyone's gonna not understand something. There's something with that
Speaker 1: guy because he looks up and out. But here's the thing,
Speaker 1: because it's usually it's easier to tell when you watch
Speaker 1: the first episode was I remember whatever season it was
Speaker 1: with the Bachelor Arete when Ben what was his last name,
Speaker 1: with the with the winery and the long hair, he
Speaker 1: was like, that guy's going to be the Bachelor. Because
Speaker 1: it was such a visual story Ben Flank with the blonde,
Speaker 1: but it was such you knew that the producers just
Speaker 1: wanted to shoot this winery and he's got hair. It's
Speaker 1: a family business and and a winery reads rich, so
Speaker 1: it's going to be fun. Is like, is uh god,
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I can't see it next money, But
Speaker 1: when when we do see it, to see what our
Speaker 1: initials just based on our impressions, just based on their
Speaker 1: picture and their words match up with like their body language,
Speaker 1: what they say, how they act. So we think Final
Speaker 1: two are chasing Jordan's Okay, wait, hold on, yeah, I say, oh,
Speaker 1: you're saying final two to Derek again, Final two or
Speaker 1: chas in Jordan's Derek's cute, Viny could hold his own
Speaker 1: with the brother which one Derek, I think she'll be
Speaker 1: very attractive. They kind of like commercial banker. He's a banker.
Speaker 1: You're right, he's got a real he's got a real jink.
Speaker 1: He complimented himself, though, I because his baby blues seemed
Speaker 1: to get a lot of front end attention. That was
Speaker 1: the first thing he said about himself. His three best nine. Though.
Speaker 1: I like these older guys. I like that they're getting
Speaker 1: age appropriate. I guess it's that's good. Okay, So so
Speaker 1: he looks like hook Field of Dreams and Star Wars.
Speaker 1: There's James Taylor is cute in his suit. I feel
Speaker 1: like he's gonna he's my wild card, James jameson I
Speaker 1: don't know what I don't know what I mean wild card.
Speaker 1: I don't know Taylor is your wild card? Okay, is
Speaker 1: your wild card? Who are your guys? Okay, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: I think James Taylor might actually Vinnie. It's definitely a
Speaker 1: wild card. Where is in that picture in the that's
Speaker 1: the firefighter, right, that's the firefighter? Who the fund is
Speaker 1: that someone dressed as Santa? I think it's Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: There was speculation online that someone came as no, someone
Speaker 1: came as like a grandpa came with with his grandson. Remember,
Speaker 1: A couple of these guys are like, I'm getting my grandpa.
Speaker 1: So I wonder if if that guy shows up the
Speaker 1: first night, is that Chase psychopaths? Right, like one of
Speaker 1: the psychos with the psychopan the super fan and then
Speaker 1: that's the wait, where's where's the super fans? In the
Speaker 1: green shirt? Go down? I can't remember his name in
Speaker 1: the picture he's right there, Chase is no No, that
Speaker 1: guy James green, same same color into the wide shot
Speaker 1: where James is the blue straight ahead cue. That's super
Speaker 1: fact the super fans Okay, that's must dash Van right,
Speaker 1: isn't that? I think that is Peter? Everyone in your car.
Speaker 1: We're going back and forth between a large there is
Speaker 1: a Santa in it and jojo Ye. So if you
Speaker 1: guys are online, look and they really didn't do these
Speaker 1: guys any favors. I mean these are like this photo.
Speaker 1: If you were like these are your guys? Are like
Speaker 1: all right? Cool? I could make out with five of those. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The still photos are photos are like Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: wait is that's crazy? He's not He's not going to
Speaker 1: get that. Wait? Is that Brandon? Who's Look he's awful
Speaker 1: purple and he's got a purple tie. He's cute. Whoever
Speaker 1: that is? Oh, this is exciting. I have to say.
Speaker 1: But now are there are there no blondes? Because remember
Speaker 1: we heard that that she had said she wants rich,
Speaker 1: tall brunettes. Yeah, the nor blonde? Is that what she says?
Speaker 1: No redheads? No blonde that's what that's what weird. That's
Speaker 1: what I had heard and I think I told you
Speaker 1: with that opdiction. I didn't really, I've never heard that
Speaker 1: Masters of Sex. Oh, I thought I told you that
Speaker 1: I had heard this. She had thrown down with the
Speaker 1: producers when they when they started shooting, because she was like,
Speaker 1: I know you need me because you already cut Kayla louse,
Speaker 1: So you have to do what I want you to do.
Speaker 1: And I want them all rich, and I want them
Speaker 1: all tall, and I want them all brunette. There all
Speaker 1: are tall and they are brunette. But I don't think
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of guys in there that don't have jobs,
Speaker 1: but they're tall brunettes. They are mostly all tall brunettes
Speaker 1: because they're they're all everything. I mean, they only ever
Speaker 1: really choose like eight that I think they would really
Speaker 1: consider anyways. And the rest are just like for good
Speaker 1: television and guys that might be kind of you know,
Speaker 1: like might be nice me. It's only a handful. Well,
Speaker 1: you know we all no, no, no, no, we all
Speaker 1: know Joe Joe no no. How many times did her
Speaker 1: mother say that in the beginning of her life. No,
Speaker 1: Champagne like's we like her. I think she's going to
Speaker 1: be a really good bachelorette. But obviously she's h maintenance. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean keeping being rained in her and I don't
Speaker 1: I don't think it's her fault. I think it's it's
Speaker 1: it's and yet she has evolved from that family as
Speaker 1: if your mother, if the if you're an example of them,
Speaker 1: that much sort of facial work, is paying attention to
Speaker 1: beauty to a degree that complete, and she wants a
Speaker 1: wealthy husband. Last year on The Bachelor, she would show
Speaker 1: up at dates and like T shirts and stuff where
Speaker 1: other girls were in. That's the thing she's not. She's
Speaker 1: found her trying to be highs down to earth. Hi,
Speaker 1: Ma's she's down to earthim. She's trying not she would
Speaker 1: were like baseball talk. I think it's true. And she
Speaker 1: looks great at him, and she doesn't overdo everything. She's
Speaker 1: kind of a tomboy. And then I also think she
Speaker 1: wants a man that's a fucking man. You're to care
Speaker 1: of those brothers and defend her from those brothers. So
Speaker 1: like she's like a tomboy, but she's just like a dependent.
Speaker 1: She's in the category of like, you're right, you know
Speaker 1: what it is. It's also like like the Jojo we
Speaker 1: got to know all season until her really all changed
Speaker 1: when we all went to Texas with Jojo and Ben.
Speaker 1: That was really eye opening because I feel like, up
Speaker 1: till then, she was a low key one. She was
Speaker 1: the tomboy, she was the sort of and then we
Speaker 1: got to Texas, they sent her the producers made her
Speaker 1: ex write that letter that she never threw away, and
Speaker 1: then we met the brothers and then the Wineswig and
Speaker 1: then it was like you saw that, Just what do
Speaker 1: you think the brothers would do about Aaron Rodgers brother?
Speaker 1: They would love it. They would love it. They're going
Speaker 1: to like we think, oh he's a great choice. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I think somebody you guys, can I just say,
Speaker 1: I hope this wasn't I hope this was fun for
Speaker 1: people playing along at home. This was our first play
Speaker 1: along because we know there wasn't a video for you,
Speaker 1: but but you know, I assume if you're listening to
Speaker 1: this year as much of a fan as we are.
Speaker 1: So it's fun to get to get to go through
Speaker 1: the photos with you, get and get ready to get
Speaker 1: ready for the event that will be next week. Don't
Speaker 1: you feel like now now that we've actually really want
Speaker 1: to see, like my cells and my body are like
Speaker 1: going crazy more excited about what happens. I feel I've
Speaker 1: never been this much. Will you enjoin us like like
Speaker 1: a few times during this anytime you want? If anyone
Speaker 1: backs out last minute, I'm unemployed, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: don't know when I'm gonna work again. What am I doing?
Speaker 1: I'll be so invested in this. We love having you
Speaker 1: on and we would love for you to be a
Speaker 1: part of this part of we can't wait so so
Speaker 1: this To make it clear, are we all on the
Speaker 1: same top three? If we come as a team, it's
Speaker 1: Chase and join her for the final two with who's
Speaker 1: taking it? Well, I think Grant personally it is in
Speaker 1: the top three, Okay the Firefighter, I feel like in
Speaker 1: the top three because she wants to shag him. You
Speaker 1: really wanted to be because I hate that it's always
Speaker 1: all white guys. Okay, you know it's gonna be with you,
Speaker 1: Ali Coley. It's sucking Robbie and we're gonna be like,
Speaker 1: who's gonna Chase gonna win? Or is the Vinnie's my wife? Oh?
Speaker 1: I think Vinnie's up there to see I did a
Speaker 1: top three and I'm I've got hipster as a wild car.
Speaker 1: Who's in the top three? I think Ni's gonna go far.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna win? Is it gonna be Aaron Rodgers brother
Speaker 1: or Chase Um? I think also could be Vinnie. So
Speaker 1: I think Chase is gonna win. I think you might
Speaker 1: be right. I think Chase is gonna win. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: pick Chase. I think you're right. You guys, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. Can I just say this has been having
Speaker 1: this podcast is truly way too exciting for me, Like
Speaker 1: it truly is, like it shouldn't be as important in
Speaker 1: my life as it is. But until next time, just
Speaker 1: for all of you, here we go. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what's happening here? It is? Oh my and I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I feel so good. I just got
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