WEBVTT - Jackass Writers Room 0:00:04.760 --> 0:00:07.560 Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:09.640 This week on the show, we have another writer's room, 0:00:09.840 --> 0:00:12.480 and it's not just any writer's room. It's the writers 0:00:12.680 --> 0:00:13.680 of Jackass. 0:00:14.280 --> 0:00:18.920 Jackass is the famed series in which men and recently 0:00:18.960 --> 0:00:23.279 some women will put themselves through physical pain in the 0:00:23.400 --> 0:00:25.360 name of pranks and good fun. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:31.440 It isn't all just throwing honey on people and putting 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:33.960 them in bare cages, though, there's a lot of other 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:38.240 stuff that goes into exactly how to turn these stunts 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:41.640 into the blockbuster smashes you see on your screen. 0:00:42.240 --> 0:00:45.000 So get ready to pants the camera and tase your 0:00:45.040 --> 0:00:45.640 best friend. 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:46.680 Let's listen in. 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:55.800 Yeah, the slingshot. The slingshot was about elastic wise, I'd 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:58.200 say four pushes per second. 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.960 I have to disagree. I have to disagree. I have 0:01:01.040 --> 0:01:02.000 to disagree, and I'm sorry. 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:04.120 You know, when I was testing it, they got about 0:01:04.120 --> 0:01:06.039 six to seven a second, And I think it's because 0:01:06.080 --> 0:01:08.720 the tork that we had was different. The downward velocity 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:10.600 was very different than the wind we were trying it 0:01:10.600 --> 0:01:11.160 in the canyon. 0:01:11.280 --> 0:01:12.360 Is that V one or V two? 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.560 I was on V two. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:18.040 Well, that's interesting because the V three team ended up 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:20.440 taking in a lot of wind calculations that I think 0:01:20.480 --> 0:01:23.120 we're perhaps missed and V one and V two I 0:01:23.160 --> 0:01:24.200 think that's very interesting. 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:26.200 I do think we looked at wind calculations. As I 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.840 mentioned velocity. V four actually just a jump in here. 0:01:28.959 --> 0:01:31.440 V four we had torque kind of like I felt 0:01:31.520 --> 0:01:33.160 like all the teams that kind of forgotten about the 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.880 torque of the whole thing, so like the pull of 0:01:35.920 --> 0:01:37.960 the actual friction created. 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:40.760 No, no, no, we had I mean I mentioned to you 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.000 if you play the video, do we have playback here? 0:01:43.080 --> 0:01:43.560 Yeah? We can. 0:01:43.959 --> 0:01:47.120 Can we play? Can you play beehive and dick? 0:01:47.480 --> 0:01:47.600 Uh? 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:48.800 V four? 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:49.600 Oh? 0:01:49.680 --> 0:01:52.880 Here we go, let's watch it. 0:01:54.760 --> 0:01:56.640 There's a tork. 0:01:57.400 --> 0:01:59.920 Yeah, you could see the tor but it was talked about. 0:02:00.000 --> 0:02:01.760 That's what I'm saying. It's like I was the V 0:02:01.920 --> 0:02:04.720 four team was the one that brought up kind of 0:02:04.760 --> 0:02:06.320 like the torque of it, you know, Like. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:08.360 I'm just saying what we were doing. We were putting 0:02:08.360 --> 0:02:09.480 a beehive inside a dick. 0:02:10.280 --> 0:02:13.840 It was fascinating, wonderful stuff and honestly a medical marvel 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:14.280 that we did that. 0:02:14.360 --> 0:02:17.800 Yeah, And to be honest, I guess torque doesn't really matter. 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:19.200 It doesn't matter. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:23.359 The balls, and we talked about this in our testing. 0:02:23.400 --> 0:02:26.040 We workshop everything, and when we workshopped it, when we 0:02:26.080 --> 0:02:28.040 brought in those doctors to say can we open up 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:30.919 balls and put that in there, we did figure out 0:02:31.160 --> 0:02:32.800 that torque is a part of the conversation. 0:02:32.880 --> 0:02:34.239 And this is why we test these things. 0:02:35.800 --> 0:02:38.160 That felt more like testicular torsion. You know, it was 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:43.320 very different. It's very different than is gesticular, you know. 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:46.880 And torque is the actual friction created when the ball 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:47.920 is flying through. 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:49.680 And I'm not a doctor, I won't speak about torch. 0:02:51.960 --> 0:02:55.959 We have a special testicular torque doctor who. 0:02:55.760 --> 0:02:57.680 Comes in and consults on these things. I would never 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:58.600 over and we have. 0:02:58.760 --> 0:03:00.640 Honestly, we've never done an interview like this. We should 0:03:00.639 --> 0:03:02.799 be really we should be like really clear. Actually when 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:07.240 we when we say torque, it's usually rope or atlastic 0:03:07.360 --> 0:03:09.880 or something we're dealing with. Dork is the way we 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:11.240 can manipulate the dick and ball. 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:15.560 And I also want to And there's another one that's 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:16.720 a different department, and that's just. 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:17.600 Kind of making. 0:03:19.000 --> 0:03:24.200 Bad Grandma or whatever her name is, bad Grandpa is. 0:03:24.520 --> 0:03:27.160 Sorry, I'm a physicist, learll no. 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:29.400 And then this isn't and just to bring the people 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:32.840 in because I I think it's very special to be 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:35.000 behind the scenes like this. In front of the scenes 0:03:35.080 --> 0:03:40.680 of course, we are of course the writer's room for Jackass, 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:45.920 and we have been you know, uh, devising these stunts, 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:49.200 these pranks for years and years and years and years 0:03:49.240 --> 0:03:53.520 ever since the very beginning, and uh, we have been 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:59.000 in rigorous testing in the lab for these things. I 0:03:59.040 --> 0:04:02.920 don't think that people aware of how much testing and 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.600 calculations and really science and math goes into this. 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:08.280 People just think it's just like, oh, like guys just 0:04:08.320 --> 0:04:10.400 thinking of a stupid idea to do with their friend. 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:11.920 No, these are. 0:04:13.120 --> 0:04:18.240 Hypotheses proposed and run through very scientific. They don't do 0:04:18.279 --> 0:04:20.920 it until it's the final stunt. We are all testing 0:04:20.920 --> 0:04:23.200 it out in the back last. But once it goes through, 0:04:23.240 --> 0:04:25.440 when you see that final product, it has been worked 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:27.560 on a workshop for maybe months and months and months 0:04:27.800 --> 0:04:30.960 loss of a writers were more of an engineer's kind of. 0:04:31.839 --> 0:04:34.839 Wet dream then, but it takes the engineer to kind 0:04:34.839 --> 0:04:36.840 of rewrite it almost, you know, like I'd say that 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:38.919 like in the Sistine Chapel when they said let's paint 0:04:38.960 --> 0:04:39.440 the ceiling. 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:41.240 We're the ladder. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:42.400 We're the ladder. 0:04:42.440 --> 0:04:43.120 We are the ladder. 0:04:43.160 --> 0:04:46.240 Well because what they began to realize the guys at Jackass, 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.880 and we love these guys. We love these guys. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:55.440 We man their original Bama so much. 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:55.760 Bamit. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:58.719 He's not very much involved, and we wish him a 0:04:58.720 --> 0:05:01.919 speedy recovery. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:05.280 Genuinely, they all mix up to me, so. 0:05:06.240 --> 0:05:08.640 John the one of them. 0:05:09.960 --> 0:05:13.680 Wild and some of the girls that come in, they're funny. 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:14.760 As some of the girls. 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.480 Yes, I think we all recall the movie from a 0:05:17.520 --> 0:05:19.880 few years ago. And she did a great job. 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.360 Did a great job, Jessica. We did a great job. 0:05:23.680 --> 0:05:25.080 We did a great job. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.880 Very exciting because we began to realize when you're working 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:34.760 in a Jackass franchise that the writing is really ad 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:37.800 libs for the actors. And they still had a writing budget, 0:05:37.839 --> 0:05:39.719 so they said, let's throw that into science. 0:05:39.960 --> 0:05:40.599 So we came in. 0:05:40.640 --> 0:05:43.680 I'm technically a writer, the only writer with a pH 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:48.680 d in physics. Very funny, but yeah, I get a 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.440 writer's salary to do real experiments every day, and it's 0:05:51.440 --> 0:05:52.920 so fun and it's so exciting. 0:05:53.040 --> 0:05:55.039 It was weird when on the writers strike, I felt 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:58.640 like that's not our Yeah, but we'll. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:05:59.920 Do it happy March. 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:03.320 They really were grateful for our pick. Remember my sign, 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:08.520 my picket sign, that's fun shooting fireworks out the building. 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:09.479 That was crazy. 0:06:10.000 --> 0:06:12.960 We're as slapping picket sign that was really that would 0:06:12.960 --> 0:06:16.080 go no AI on this side and then it would slap. 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.920 But the first there's our residuals. Suck my dick. 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:22.240 I accidentally slapped Lou Diamond Phillips's ass. 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:27.919 Ah writers and we worked really hard. We work in 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:32.480 uh Chatsworth and an old red Bull factory that they've converted. 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:32.880 Into a laboratory. 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.280 Thank god. We share a space with Accura. 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:40.479 Thank god. We share a space with the car company Accurate. 0:06:42.920 --> 0:06:46.240 Do you know those commercials that they they performatively will 0:06:46.279 --> 0:06:50.440 show you like a crash dummy like video. We use 0:06:50.520 --> 0:06:53.360 that room with We share a space. That's the room 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:53.720 we use. 0:06:53.800 --> 0:06:57.880 Your Accurate and us have been such wonderful collaborators. And 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:01.599 we found that, you know, it's expensive to purchase crash 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:04.080 test dummies. I think that people are not aware that 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.880 the reason cars are so expensive is that the crash 0:07:07.960 --> 0:07:10.280 test dummies are cost a lot to make. 0:07:10.400 --> 0:07:11.680 That's actually the price of a car. 0:07:11.800 --> 0:07:14.360 You think it's all the like the computer and technology 0:07:14.440 --> 0:07:17.120 is the crash dummy is one of the most expensive things. 0:07:16.960 --> 0:07:18.600 In the planet Earth. And we want to say this, 0:07:18.680 --> 0:07:19.760 it's rare. It's a rare. 0:07:22.520 --> 0:07:26.520 Monopolies are illegal and the one company that makes crash 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:29.840 test dummies, you guys are crooks. You guys are liars. 0:07:29.960 --> 0:07:31.640 You guys are monster. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:35.560 Dummy thick, TM dummy thick. You gotta be broken up 0:07:35.640 --> 0:07:37.560 and we're going to take your take. 0:07:37.760 --> 0:07:39.680 Take you sleep at night. 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:45.560 Dummym you need to get a spine, though your dolls 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:49.000 don't have one. I would hope the people who design 0:07:49.120 --> 0:07:52.280 you have a moral compass. You got to put a 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:55.520 moral compass in those things you are making me sick. 0:07:55.480 --> 0:08:00.800 As acuras are cummings for you, dummy thick, every heady 0:08:00.800 --> 0:08:01.679 and accurate acries. 0:08:02.120 --> 0:08:05.480 There's weirdly what wonderful thing about. 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.960 That we keep going to accurate pronouns without saying our names. 0:08:08.000 --> 0:08:11.600 I will say I will just before we say a 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:14.600 beautiful thing happening at the accurate company behind the scenes. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:16.680 The proportional amount. 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:19.520 Of he they making their masculinity incredible way the accurate 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:20.640 factory needs to be studied. 0:08:20.640 --> 0:08:23.560 And I don't know what culture going on. 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:27.760 Is all he him Honda. 0:08:28.960 --> 0:08:33.000 The first he they majority factory, and. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:36.320 The Heveys are a majority shareholder. They have a seat 0:08:36.360 --> 0:08:40.600 at the table, so they do get to choose financial decisions. 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:42.959 And it's just a beautiful thing to say anyways. 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:46.480 But that's them, right, And this is that's us. This 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:48.520 is us. Huh, but this is us. 0:08:48.679 --> 0:08:50.800 That's us, this is us. 0:08:51.000 --> 0:08:54.160 I would have loved if it just had twenty more pranks. 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:57.720 You know, in the hospital giving birth to the doctor goes. 0:08:57.720 --> 0:08:59.400 Whoa baby does a kick flip? 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:00.320 I can't great. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:05.320 And the dad's too serious. When dads are serious in shows, 0:09:05.679 --> 0:09:07.040 where's the dad being silly? 0:09:07.200 --> 0:09:10.120 I wish they woke many more up by slapping Flower 0:09:10.160 --> 0:09:10.720 on her face. 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:14.600 Yes, big hand, big, big hand, slap flower. I would 0:09:14.600 --> 0:09:15.960 have liked the show if they did that when she 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:16.559 was old. 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:20.560 I would have been funny if she was old, and 0:09:20.559 --> 0:09:22.600 then when she was young, wake her up with them 0:09:22.960 --> 0:09:24.040 with her titties. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:33.560 She's old, she's I'm a scientist science because. 0:09:33.320 --> 0:09:35.480 There are so many shows that could be improved upon 0:09:35.559 --> 0:09:39.480 with pranks, and I think we should let's jump into 0:09:39.559 --> 0:09:41.800 some of them. Okay, say yes to the dress for one. 0:09:45.600 --> 0:09:48.920 If there was no punishment, this dress doesn't work. A 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:52.280 big claw machine grabs it, yanks it off. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:54.320 Say yes to the dress. 0:09:54.360 --> 0:09:59.880 Try this dress on surprise full peanut butter, especially if 0:09:59.880 --> 0:10:01.000 it's natural organic. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:04.040 Oh, chunky, chunky. 0:10:04.160 --> 0:10:06.240 Oh you don't like the straps on this dress will 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:10.000 make them scorpions. Scorpions, scorpions holding up your dress, Hold 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:11.000 up your dress, scorpions. 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:12.600 Yeah, oh, you know, you know what. 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:14.400 I think there should be some pranks on secret lives 0:10:14.400 --> 0:10:18.280 and Mormon wives too much draws. 0:10:18.480 --> 0:10:24.560 Put jelly in their mouths, but in their mouths that 0:10:24.760 --> 0:10:25.439 I feel like. 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:25.959 That's great. 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:29.679 If Mormon lives, secret lives, of war lives could just 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:31.760 be improved if we just put jelly in their mouth. 0:10:31.800 --> 0:10:34.440 It's so hard to talk call someone a bitch when 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:35.680 there's jelly in your mouth. 0:10:35.720 --> 0:10:36.559 It would be so funny. 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.520 I think, such a funny prank to put jelly in 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:40.040 your mouth. 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:44.360 I think you'd stop, just honestly, starting so much drama. 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:47.720 This gossip, because you'd have to think about the extra price. 0:10:47.800 --> 0:10:49.960 You know, I could open my mouth, but all this 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:51.280 jelly might fall out. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:10:58.520 Show antiques roads. 0:10:58.400 --> 0:11:01.600 I think, oh my god, if some of them were 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:04.040 guitars instead of antiques. 0:11:04.600 --> 0:11:06.600 Oh my god, some of the antiques had a jack 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:07.560 in the box function. 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:10.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, if they're reviewing it, and so in 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:12.000 this if you see that, oh. 0:11:11.880 --> 0:11:15.720 My god, google clock a big grandfather clock. It's a 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:16.880 balls and dick. 0:11:17.080 --> 0:11:20.000 Yeah, googoo clock. Big grandfather clock is a big balls 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:23.000 and dick. That's crazy prank. If the guy has to 0:11:23.040 --> 0:11:26.400 be like, so, what where did you How long has 0:11:26.440 --> 0:11:27.319 this been in your house? 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:29.880 What about? What about? What about? What about? 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:32.040 We put we put painte mache on a guy's penis 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.280 and then he tries to sell his own penis on there. 0:11:34.400 --> 0:11:35.400 That's good, and. 0:11:36.080 --> 0:11:37.840 You know how much is the pain is worth? And 0:11:37.840 --> 0:11:39.480 then they have to come up with a number. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.920 Let's do Let's do the Morning Show with Jennifer Aniston. 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:49.160 Jennifer probably take Preace Witherspoon, put jelly in her mouth. 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:52.719 Flap her on the ass, I put her on a 0:11:52.800 --> 0:11:53.400 ferris wheel. 0:11:55.240 --> 0:11:57.640 The frank. The prank is just laper on the put 0:11:57.640 --> 0:12:04.520 her in a ferris We're scientists. Scientists are sky right now. 0:12:04.600 --> 0:12:06.280 This is half of the job is blue sky. 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.320 This is a blue sky situation. 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:10.320 So we should we introduce ourselves. 0:12:10.320 --> 0:12:14.720 I think, yeah, sorry, we're so used to not introducing 0:12:14.720 --> 0:12:16.559 ourselves because they don't like to know our names. 0:12:16.559 --> 0:12:18.960 There, yeah, and because we already know each other, so 0:12:19.040 --> 0:12:21.720 normally we don't have to do it. We Usually it's 0:12:21.760 --> 0:12:24.760 not a natural thing to introduce yourself to somebody who 0:12:24.800 --> 0:12:25.800 wasn't even there, now. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:27.240 That I think about it, Johnny, every time he looks 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:29.360 at me, he goes hire number two, higher number two, 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:31.560 because he remembers in the order in which we are hired. 0:12:31.679 --> 0:12:34.160 Oh oh, yes, he always calls me higher number. 0:12:34.000 --> 0:12:36.240 Two, number two, number number two. 0:12:36.360 --> 0:12:39.680 What's going on? How are how are we? I'm lens 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.600 D Model and. 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:45.760 Well this morning? 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:49.520 Hey, hey, it's okay. I am lens D. Model. 0:12:59.800 --> 0:13:04.319 I am a chemistist, a physicist, and most popularly, a 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:08.040 testicular specialist, most. 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:10.960 Popular for most most popular around the office. 0:13:11.080 --> 0:13:13.480 I mean, that's why we like you, and I think 0:13:13.480 --> 0:13:16.480 it's it's I am usually you've got a gift. 0:13:16.520 --> 0:13:21.400 It feels like it feels like your ability to I've 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:24.439 never thought of what a testicle could do or what 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:27.000 a thing could happen to a testical before you arrived 0:13:27.120 --> 0:13:30.760 my life. You are poetry emotion, but you're poetry with 0:13:30.840 --> 0:13:32.960 the little two balls hanging off the message. 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:33.720 So much I appreciate that. 0:13:33.760 --> 0:13:38.480 I mean, I I went to Brown and my major 0:13:38.640 --> 0:13:41.280 was chemistry and I had a minor in testicular. 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:43.720 Yeah, that's crazy. 0:13:43.920 --> 0:13:47.360 What's the doctor that like heads that department, the minor 0:13:47.440 --> 0:13:48.280 in testicular. 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:53.240 His name was doctor Founder, doctor Fower Founder. 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:58.319 You know doctor Fowder. I do not know anything about him. 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:01.000 It's a really deep Do you know so much about 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:03.200 doctor found? Guys didn't read his research paper? 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.000 Of course I did. I took his class. What do 0:14:05.040 --> 0:14:06.000 you know about so? 0:14:06.480 --> 0:14:09.360 Yeah, so I should introduce myself. I guess that that 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:12.360 kind of ties into it. My name is Reggie Dank 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:16.959 and I think I've met someone like exactly, is there 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:20.920 somebody named this there's the television show. 0:14:23.640 --> 0:14:25.200 Never mind, that's not my name. 0:14:25.680 --> 0:14:27.440 It's okay. My name is Lens. 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:29.120 The Model. 0:14:29.680 --> 0:14:35.520 My name is Reggie the Titan. Titan, Reggie the Titan. 0:14:35.840 --> 0:14:41.400 He's always watching remember the Titans's popular. 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:44.040 Word Reggie and the word remember are so close. That 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:45.720 is Reggie the Titan. Remember that. 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:50.040 It almost it almost could beg It's crazy. Yeah, he 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:51.480 can't eat without that movie on. 0:14:51.640 --> 0:14:55.640 He I want to remember the Titans. 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:58.720 I actually think that is a concern because I've seen 0:14:58.760 --> 0:15:00.640 you not eat when the movies not on. 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:04.240 No, if movies not on, I'm not watching, I'm not eating. 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:05.800 And he said, you can't sleep unless it's playing. 0:15:05.840 --> 0:15:08.120 No, it has to be playing. I just love it. 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:10.520 It's sort of like a metronome for your life. You 0:15:10.760 --> 0:15:11.400 have to have it. 0:15:11.480 --> 0:15:13.240 They all play on the same team at the end, 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:16.359 right side, right side? 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:19.560 How did you not know that? I knew that. But 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:23.400 the one that says the right side, I'm the one 0:15:23.400 --> 0:15:26.880 that says right side. That's what confused me. Anyway. 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:30.760 Basically, the best we to explain myself is like, I'm 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:32.360 not I'm not classically trained. 0:15:32.360 --> 0:15:32.880 Basically. 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:35.040 You know when you see those videos of like people 0:15:35.280 --> 0:15:37.520 in like Africa that the build a plane or something, 0:15:37.760 --> 0:15:39.800 that's kind of like what I did. That's like how 0:15:39.880 --> 0:15:43.320 Jackass found me out. I was in the middle of Mississippi, 0:15:43.400 --> 0:15:46.240 just kind of like podunktown in the backwoods. But I 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.120 actually built one of the best prank machines in the world. 0:15:50.000 --> 0:15:54.400 It was this solar powered fart machine. It would be 0:15:54.520 --> 0:15:56.840 charged by the sun and let out the biggest rips 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:57.400 in the world. 0:15:57.520 --> 0:15:59.240 That whole town would clear out. 0:15:59.320 --> 0:16:02.400 And you've got You've advanced so much since then, because 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:05.760 that machine was massive. It's like those old computers they 0:16:05.880 --> 0:16:07.440 used to have that took up the size of a room. 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:10.680 The amount of gears and levers in this fark machine. Yeah, 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:12.960 and now you can do that with a single computer. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:13.240 Check. 0:16:13.280 --> 0:16:14.480 Can I heard a rumor? 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.920 Go ahead, I heard a rumor that your great grandfather 0:16:18.000 --> 0:16:19.120 invented the dunk tank. 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:23.680 So that is a rumor. It's not true. That's so weird. 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:24.520 Damn it. 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.880 Where did you hear that? 0:16:27.080 --> 0:16:30.200 I don't know, I'm kidding. It's true, it's true. It's true. 0:16:30.400 --> 0:16:36.000 My grandfather invented the dunk tank. His name was I 0:16:36.000 --> 0:16:41.520 don't want to say it on TV, but so his name, 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:43.280 I guess I'll say I just knew. 0:16:43.280 --> 0:16:44.520 I knew you were very famous. 0:16:44.520 --> 0:16:51.120 When if you say his name fast, it sounds like 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:53.640 a very mean thing to call it a person I 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:56.240 don't want I'm kidding. I'm not going to say that 0:16:56.320 --> 0:17:02.000 on TV. His name is Ronald Dunk. So if you 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:03.200 say that fast, it could be. 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:06.119 Something bad. 0:17:06.359 --> 0:17:13.520 Runk maybe if you say it crazy. And so he 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:16.600 invented the dunk tank, but he just like was hated 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.119 how like society treated him after that? 0:17:19.200 --> 0:17:19.960 You know, because his. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:23.000 What a useless invention though, so I imagine useless. But 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:26.920 in that time, pre prank us, it was the first. 0:17:27.600 --> 0:17:28.760 He was ahead of his time. 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:30.440 But back in the day they. 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:33.399 Looked at it and scoffed at it, and he was 0:17:33.480 --> 0:17:35.560 doing something that changed the world forever. 0:17:36.760 --> 0:17:38.520 And so he got out of there. He moved. 0:17:38.600 --> 0:17:42.240 He kind of became a drunk, very angry, angry man. 0:17:43.440 --> 0:17:46.280 And I only met him a couple of times. 0:17:48.880 --> 0:17:52.120 But it runs, you're kind of You're a big deal. 0:17:52.320 --> 0:17:52.920 You're a big deal. 0:17:53.000 --> 0:17:53.960 So I'm self taught. 0:17:53.960 --> 0:17:55.679 I did a lot of reading by myself, you know, 0:17:55.720 --> 0:17:57.080 when the internet was going to go down to the 0:17:57.160 --> 0:18:01.840 library and read kind of like articles artistic and articles 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:05.639 on like what happens when the body iNeST something, or 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:10.760 what happens when the skin is irritated, you know, just articles, articles, articles, articles, articles, articles. 0:18:10.760 --> 0:18:15.240 So that's just me, that's just me. Wow, Reggie the Titan, the. 0:18:15.200 --> 0:18:19.800 Titan, Hi, everybody, My name is Guy Bagul, and I 0:18:20.160 --> 0:18:23.639 of course, uh they call me the e A Games section. 0:18:24.400 --> 0:18:27.760 E A stands for explosions, animals and games. 0:18:28.359 --> 0:18:32.280 So I'm in charge of we just said a games 0:18:33.160 --> 0:18:35.719 in the game because they like me a game sport 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:38.960 that's what it is. Yeah yeah, yeah, so e A 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:42.800 Games and the game. It's in the game. A Games 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:46.400 is in the game. That's me. I yeah. 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:49.640 So if anything blows up, if any animal is doing 0:18:49.680 --> 0:18:52.199 something interesting, or if they're playing the game, that's what 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:52.760 I'm up to. 0:18:53.520 --> 0:18:53.800 Again. 0:18:53.840 --> 0:18:56.960 I went to Oxford. I got a pH d in physics, 0:18:57.040 --> 0:19:00.760 and so if you need something to full, I can 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:03.960 make it happen. If you need something to go from 0:19:03.960 --> 0:19:05.920 one place to another, I can tell you how it's 0:19:05.960 --> 0:19:06.520 gonna happen. 0:19:06.880 --> 0:19:08.119 And that's what I like to do. 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:10.399 I mean, you're kind of like the physics master, like 0:19:10.800 --> 0:19:13.840 in terms of explosions and getting things to lift off. 0:19:13.880 --> 0:19:15.960 It's like nobody has the touch like you do. 0:19:16.200 --> 0:19:18.320 I know what everything's going to do. It's almost like 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:19.399 a sixth sense, you know. 0:19:19.480 --> 0:19:21.359