Speaker 1: The second date update. Most of the time when we
Speaker 1: have listeners come back on the show for another second
Speaker 1: date update, it's because we screwed up on the first
Speaker 1: tribe wow and failed to help them. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: you're right, bro, it is what we do best. I agree,
Speaker 1: But that's actually not the case today because we have
Speaker 1: a guy named Abraham on the phone. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you remember him, but last time he was on
Speaker 1: Good Old Honest, Abe was at a bowling alley eating
Speaker 1: grilled cheese sandwiches when he accidentally started chatting with another
Speaker 1: random woman that he thought was his date.
Speaker 2: Dude grilled cheese girl.
Speaker 1: Right her, and she turned out to be someone completely different,
Speaker 1: not related at all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she ordered like how many girl cheeses?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, and ate them all.
Speaker 1: But I was talking. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: He didn't even want to date her. He wanted to
Speaker 4: date his actual date.
Speaker 3: Like she was very intriguing.
Speaker 1: I don't think the menu was the main part of
Speaker 1: the story. To focus on.
Speaker 4: The food part of it was amazing.
Speaker 1: The part that I remember is that we got a
Speaker 1: yes from his date.
Speaker 4: At that time, his actual date grilled cheese.
Speaker 1: Girl and we reconnected him. They were supposed to go
Speaker 1: out again. So I don't know why he's reaching out
Speaker 1: to us. Now, Abraham, what happened?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, Well, we went out on a couple more
Speaker 3: dates and it just didn't work out.
Speaker 4: It fizzled.
Speaker 1: So now we're calling a different woman, I assume.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So her name is Charlotte and she's amazing.
Speaker 1: Just said about the last girl.
Speaker 4: Hey, come on, Charlotte.
Speaker 3: We met online actually, and she first of all, her
Speaker 3: picture is beautiful. She's really smart and funny, and even
Speaker 3: just like chatting, there was chemistry. Was this really nice
Speaker 3: and it was just really easy.
Speaker 4: You sound so excited. I love this because I remember
Speaker 4: last time you called it, we really concentrated on, you know,
Speaker 4: the other woman that was involved. But this time it
Speaker 4: sounds like it's all about Charlotte, and you sounded.
Speaker 1: More defeated last time. This time you sound optimistic and hopeful. Bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm optimistic for the person. I'm just really embarrassed
Speaker 3: that I screwed up again.
Speaker 1: Oh no, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: So here we finally went on our first date. It
Speaker 3: was going amazingly well, better than expected. We went out
Speaker 3: to dinner. About halfway through, I had to go to
Speaker 3: the bathroom. And then probably one of the most embarrassing
Speaker 3: things that's ever happened to me happened, and I wanted
Speaker 3: to just fully say it was my fault. She had
Speaker 3: nothing to do with it. I basically okay, I had
Speaker 3: to get out of there.
Speaker 4: What wait, did you have any Did you have an accident?
Speaker 4: Is that what you mean, like you went to the.
Speaker 3: Bathroom and had I would rather not say.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you accidentally kiss another guy in there? Wait?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: No one was thinking that? Jeh, That's what always happens
Speaker 1: to me. It's like, oops, how did that happen? So
Speaker 1: you ditched her?
Speaker 3: So, I mean not like just cold. So you went.
Speaker 4: Back to the table and then said you had to leave.
Speaker 3: I couldn't. It's hard to explain. I had to get
Speaker 3: out of there. I went to the car and I
Speaker 3: texted her. I just said, hey, I had something came up.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. I have to go.
Speaker 1: Oh no, how could it be that bad where you
Speaker 1: can't even face her?
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know that I want details if
Speaker 4: it was that bad.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, oh, that man that can't feel good
Speaker 1: like alexis. How would you feel if you were on
Speaker 1: a date with a guy who went to the bathroom
Speaker 1: and then never came back and just sent you a
Speaker 1: text being like, sorry, I'm leaving.
Speaker 2: I would never talk to him again.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean, but let's say he paid for your
Speaker 1: meal and your uber home.
Speaker 2: Oh money works to save all my problems.
Speaker 1: There, did you venmo Charlotte?
Speaker 5: I did?
Speaker 3: Actually you didn't? What?
Speaker 1: Okay, so you paid for the meal? Still wait, how like?
Speaker 5: What did you say?
Speaker 3: I basically just said I had an emergency and I
Speaker 3: had to go. I'm sorry that I had to dip out,
Speaker 3: and then basically just replied to emojis and I didn't
Speaker 3: know what they meant, but I looked it up and
Speaker 3: it was not kind.
Speaker 1: Like when you string a bunch of emojis together and
Speaker 1: they mean something middle finger emoji.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean, I just need your guys' help. I
Speaker 3: just I don't want her to know that something like
Speaker 3: happened in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Dude, how are we going to get you another date
Speaker 4: without telling her what happened.
Speaker 1: We'll have to find a way to skirt around it.
Speaker 1: But oh man, we'll play a song, we'll come back,
Speaker 1: and I normally don't have to ask our listeners to
Speaker 1: do this, but please for the love of God, do
Speaker 1: not use the bathroom in between these two songs, because
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going to happen to you in there, Abraham,
Speaker 1: but we need you for the second part of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh no, I'm yeah, no, not going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: We'll come back. We'll get your second date update right
Speaker 1: after this update.
Speaker 4: You're in the middle of a second date update update,
Speaker 4: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing
Speaker 4: right after you here part two.
Speaker 1: What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom, at
Speaker 1: least today it does.
Speaker 4: Oh, we're going to keep it there.
Speaker 1: Yes, listen one time and one time only, because one
Speaker 1: of our listeners, Abraham had something embarrassing go down while
Speaker 1: he was using the restroom in the middle of his
Speaker 1: first date, and it was so bad he had to
Speaker 1: just ditch right there.
Speaker 4: Oh. I just feel so bad for him. I can't
Speaker 4: imagine what. Yeah, I know, but it's like, oh, it's
Speaker 4: so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: We feel bad, and we don't even know the details
Speaker 1: of what happened because he's too shy to even tell us. Now,
Speaker 1: to his credit, he did venmo his date Charlotte to
Speaker 1: pay for the meal. Yeah, he said he was sorry,
Speaker 1: and he asked for a.
Speaker 4: Redo all over text right, All.
Speaker 1: He's gotten back are vulgar emojis. Huh deserve I.
Speaker 4: Mean, you're ditch in the middle of a restaurant. You're
Speaker 4: not going to believe any excuse somebody gives you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Abraham, how hopeful are you for this one?
Speaker 3: On a scale of one to ten, like seven point five?
Speaker 3: That's harder than me?
Speaker 2: Ye could it?
Speaker 1: Because this is going to be hard. All you got
Speaker 1: to do is get her to just forgive you, and
Speaker 1: then other than that, that's the only bad thing that
Speaker 1: happened On the.
Speaker 4: Same How do you forgive someone when you don't tell
Speaker 4: them what happened?
Speaker 3: I mean, because you don't want.
Speaker 4: Us to mention anything about an embarrassing situation.
Speaker 1: We just need a good enough lie, food poisoning, common accurate.
Speaker 1: I think we won't expose you for whatever happened. Okay,
Speaker 1: well mainly we're not going to expose him because we
Speaker 1: honestly have no idea what happened.
Speaker 4: Is that smart not to tell us anyway?
Speaker 1: All the let's just call Charlotte and see what she
Speaker 1: has to say. Here we go, Hello, Hey, is this Charlotte. Yeah, hey, Charlotte,
Speaker 1: this is jeff from a radio show called Brook and
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 5: Okay, you have.
Speaker 1: A lovely voice, by the way, I just feel like
Speaker 1: I need to say that. And a nice name, beautiful name.
Speaker 2: How do you know my name? How do you get
Speaker 2: my number?
Speaker 5: And my name?
Speaker 1: Oh? I didn't even get to compliment your number, beautiful
Speaker 1: phone number. Lots of wonderful numbers.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm trying to do everything I can because we're
Speaker 1: calling you, Charlotte on behalf of one of our listeners.
Speaker 1: Who you went out on a date with the other night.
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 5: Which?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: Which guy? Which that That means you're seeing the lot
Speaker 1: of guys right now, which.
Speaker 4: Is fine, I mean, not a lot of.
Speaker 2: What's his name?
Speaker 1: His name is Abraham?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, seriously, Yeah, yeah, freaking jerk wants to
Speaker 2: get a hold of me now.
Speaker 3: He's well, I mean.
Speaker 4: I can understand why you're so upset with him, Charlotte.
Speaker 2: Even what kind of pathetic guide is is someone in
Speaker 2: the middle of a date and then like a radio
Speaker 2: station to get me on the phone.
Speaker 1: And I agree, despicable. But we're just trying to do
Speaker 1: our jobs here. And trying to help him reconnect with
Speaker 1: you because he did feel an honest vibe going on.
Speaker 2: If he did feel an honest vibe, why would he
Speaker 2: do that? Like I spent an hour over an hour
Speaker 2: getting ready and then he just abandoned me halfway through
Speaker 2: the meal. If he really had an honest connection with me.
Speaker 1: Whatever, that wouldn't happened, Charlotte. I can tell you right now.
Speaker 1: He said it was one hundred percent his fault. It
Speaker 1: was on him. But he couldn't tell you the reason
Speaker 1: why he had to leave.
Speaker 2: He just had to go okay, fine, But then like,
Speaker 2: but he didn't he didn't tell you either.
Speaker 1: No, that bothered me too.
Speaker 4: You know, it's not like he has another girlfriend or
Speaker 4: wife or anything like that. It's nothing. It's nothing terrible.
Speaker 1: We don't know that.
Speaker 2: He has no explanation and there is just no excuse,
Speaker 2: Like I don't see any kind of situation unless there
Speaker 2: was some fantastic reason, like his apartment was on fire,
Speaker 2: or his dog got loose and like I don't know,
Speaker 2: got run over, but I don't know why he wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Wag on fire. Yeah, or he got kidnapped in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, maybe the reason isn't important. I think
Speaker 4: how he feels now and how he felt even at
Speaker 4: the time, it does matter.
Speaker 2: I want to know.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, Well, we can't give you the answers to that,
Speaker 1: but someone who can is actually on the other line
Speaker 1: listening right now. It's Abraham.
Speaker 5: Hey, Charlotte, Oh my god, Wow, this is how you
Speaker 5: try to talk to me.
Speaker 3: God, listen, listen. I honestly I wish that my house
Speaker 3: has been on fire. What like I wish that that
Speaker 3: was what had happened.
Speaker 1: Hopefully your insurance company isn't listening.
Speaker 3: Right because the truth is, it's just something very bad
Speaker 3: and embarrassing happened. I just I needed to get out
Speaker 3: of that that restaurant, Like.
Speaker 2: What was your ex there or something like?
Speaker 5: You need to tell me.
Speaker 3: That would have been that would have been preferable.
Speaker 1: Let's stop, let's stop.
Speaker 4: Maybe all the things you would have preferred to have happened.
Speaker 1: Look, Abraham, look, I think in order for this to
Speaker 1: go well for you, you might need to tell everybody
Speaker 1: what happened in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: We all have terrible embarrassing things happened myself in a
Speaker 4: JC penny.
Speaker 1: I don't it's easier to share when other people share first, Well,
Speaker 1: you don't have to be specific either. Just give us
Speaker 1: a general idea of the problem that you faced.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, I'm going to say it. And the
Speaker 3: only reason I'm doing this is because I really like you, Charlotte,
Speaker 3: and I want to go on a second date with you,
Speaker 3: and so the only reason I'm going to embarrass myself.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's kind of sweet, it is, Okay, just say it, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 3: I was. I was very excited for our date, and
Speaker 3: I was very nervous. So I was drinking a lot
Speaker 3: of water and I had to go to the bathroom,
Speaker 3: and so I ran into the bathroom and I went
Speaker 3: for the first urinal without even thinking. And I didn't
Speaker 3: wash my hands before I went to the bathroom. And
Speaker 3: if you remember that, before I went into the bathroom,
Speaker 3: I was eating hot wings and I didn't properly clean
Speaker 3: off my fingers. And then I went to the bathroom
Speaker 3: and I was in a lot of pain.
Speaker 5: My husband, wait.
Speaker 1: Don't laugh at his pain.
Speaker 3: Don't go so you I think you know what happened.
Speaker 3: I had a hot wing sauce on my fingers and
Speaker 3: then it touched a very sensitive area.
Speaker 4: What are you supposed to do run to the bathroom
Speaker 4: and wash it off in the seat?
Speaker 3: God?
Speaker 4: Oh no, you pain blast quote fix that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I am so sorry. That is so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Tried to warn you.
Speaker 2: I I had no idea, like I feel so.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I wanted to come and talk to
Speaker 3: you in person, but I was in I mean like,
Speaker 3: there was you're coming down my face. I had home
Speaker 3: and take a shower down there.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine what the other people in the bathroom thought.
Speaker 1: Is your crying? Don't tell him that, Charlotte. Embarrassment? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean seriously, I can't believe he just publicly embarrassed
Speaker 1: himself in order to go out with you one more time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like something was definitely on fire.
Speaker 1: We can create a different type of fire and keep
Speaker 1: the spark of romance going Wing restaurant. I don't know
Speaker 1: we can we can have some ranch dip. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna ask it flat out, then, Charlotte, we'd like
Speaker 1: to send you and Abraham out on another date and
Speaker 1: we'll pay for it.
Speaker 2: Honestly, when you first called me, I was like, there's
Speaker 2: no chance in how But I gotta say, like that
Speaker 2: takes some guts to.
Speaker 5: Say this to me, so I appreciate the effort and yeah, sure.
Speaker 1: All right, Abraham, we're two for two with you now
Speaker 1: on Second Date up Dates.
Speaker 5: Wait, what do you mean to for two?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know what, I'll tell you about it at our
Speaker 3: next date.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's an embarrassing story. I'd rather not talk about
Speaker 1: it on the air in front of people. I'm a
Speaker 1: little shy.
Speaker 4: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 1: We got our wet naps ready because Abraham and Charlotte
Speaker 1: are both back for an extra spicy edition of the
Speaker 1: Second Date Up Date up Dates.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a feeling that he is only ordering
Speaker 4: really tame vanilla food from here.
Speaker 1: Naked naked wings. Abraham, Charlotte, welcome back to the show him.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm so excited to talk to you too.
Speaker 1: How's your relationship?
Speaker 3: Were going pretty good? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're still going.
Speaker 4: Strong, and that you're finishing each other sentences.
Speaker 1: Talking over each other and not listening whatever.
Speaker 4: What's the big update though, Like just that you guys
Speaker 4: are together and you're doing good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're really happy.
Speaker 3: Bye.
Speaker 5: Oh I do have kind of a bone to pick
Speaker 5: with you guys. Oh yeah, with you guys. So you
Speaker 5: know how you guys gave us a gift card for
Speaker 5: the second date.
Speaker 4: So that we would pay for your meal and we
Speaker 4: went out again, so it expired.
Speaker 1: Jeffrey, Wait wait wait it was expired when you got it,
Speaker 1: or you waited too long to go out.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, we went like a week afterward, and
Speaker 5: then like they just sorry, it's not valid anymore.
Speaker 1: They do give us the gift unless elect just took
Speaker 1: it into like one of the sun Tan beds with
Speaker 1: her just reactivated. Yeah, you're so embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Sorry, did you contact our promotions department?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: We I mean we ended up just splitting the bill
Speaker 5: and it was just kind of a funny story for
Speaker 5: our friends.
Speaker 1: About this cheap radio station.
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like I should memo you
Speaker 4: some money or someone who yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Brook will send you too grand just give us.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't complain about that.
Speaker 1: That's not true. That's also an expiring off. But your
Speaker 1: your your guys' relationship that's still intact.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, or nine months? We just wow, we
Speaker 3: avoid any place that sells wings.
Speaker 5: Basically I would be able to eat wings on my own.
Speaker 1: You're story.
Speaker 4: I hope you guys serve him at the wedding
Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,