Speaker 1: Hello everybody. I'm Gandhi and this is episode I don't
Speaker 1: really know of Sauce on the side with Diamond and Andrew.
Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, it's another week of us it is.
Speaker 1: I have a fun time with the two of you.
Speaker 1: I would happily love you guys to be you know,
Speaker 1: like Perma Perma MIC's on my podcast.
Speaker 3: Just make sure his mic is off. Sometimes.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, let's try something. What Mike are you on three?
Speaker 1: And say something?
Speaker 2: Why what are you going to do? Wait? Why would
Speaker 2: you want to take me off?
Speaker 3: He gave that like Blues Clues host voice.
Speaker 1: Hi, We're back again.
Speaker 3: I'm like, please, Hi, it's me Steve.
Speaker 2: Blue Sclues is my jam.
Speaker 1: I would actually in the real you know, after whatever
Speaker 1: happens with our radio careers, I would love to host
Speaker 1: a show. I think there'd be so for fun, not
Speaker 1: like Blues Clues. I don't think I could do that,
Speaker 1: but like a like a nat GEO for kids type
Speaker 1: of thing. I would love to you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see you hosting a show. I don't
Speaker 3: know if it could have anything to do with kids.
Speaker 1: Well, no, that would be the good part, you would say.
Speaker 3: And if you're dumb and dirty and you like clay
Speaker 3: that has been underground for years.
Speaker 1: You'll love this. It's like, oh, dirt bags come here, exactly.
Speaker 3: She's a lunatic.
Speaker 2: Just a bunch of kids crying.
Speaker 3: At the.
Speaker 1: Do you know I had this idea. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if I should say it, because I feel like
Speaker 1: it's still a very valuable idea and don't do it. So,
Speaker 1: you know, all these little kids like make all this
Speaker 1: money unboxing stuff. I thought it would be hilarious to
Speaker 1: like have a kid come to this unboxing thinking this
Speaker 1: is a toy I want. Oh my god, I'm so
Speaker 1: excited to unbox it and do the unboxing with the
Speaker 1: kid and then destroy the toy.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are insane.
Speaker 1: You know you left so hard They're gonna get the
Speaker 1: fucking toy at the end of it. Anyway. But just
Speaker 1: like for the reaction, I listen, I've bet all of
Speaker 1: you guys laugh at the parents telling their kids they
Speaker 1: ate all their Halloween candy.
Speaker 2: I actually, well, it depends. It's sometimes I'm just like
Speaker 2: I feel bad for the poor child.
Speaker 1: Well, you would have never lasted a minute my household, Okay.
Speaker 2: Taylor, would it last a minute in the asylum that
Speaker 2: raised me?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wash. Also, didn't you become famous
Speaker 1: when she was like fourteen?
Speaker 2: Come on, thirteen girl up in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 3: Come on, let's be serious.
Speaker 1: You can tell this is a podcast that is not
Speaker 1: a pile of Swifties.
Speaker 3: Absolutely not. I think the Swifties are losers and that's
Speaker 3: just it. Wow, that's it, And I have I need
Speaker 3: to get.
Speaker 1: My family rate on that, because what about a Swiftie
Speaker 1: makes he or she or they a loser?
Speaker 3: You know what, I'm gonna open it up. I'm going
Speaker 3: to say anyone who's like really really into stand culture.
Speaker 3: It's like, okay to be a fan of somebody, but
Speaker 3: the way that people are on Twitter talk and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's disgusting. That goes for Beehive, the Beehive, which a
Speaker 3: part of that goes to the Barbs who I used
Speaker 3: to be a part of the Navy. The hard are
Speaker 3: the M and M fans, Well, okay them too, wherever
Speaker 3: they are. In twenty twenty four, celebrity was too hard
Speaker 3: and it's like, I know people over use the word
Speaker 3: or the term touch grass, but like, go do something,
Speaker 3: like you don't need to be arguing with someone online,
Speaker 3: someone who's not arguing back with you. It's weird.
Speaker 1: Well. Also, this is my thing with Swifties, and I
Speaker 1: think we talked about this before because I saw a
Speaker 1: meme and it summed it up perfectly. It said, Taylor
Speaker 1: Swift writes music for people who have literally never gotten
Speaker 1: over anything ever, And I was like, Yes, when I
Speaker 1: think to myself about the people in my life who
Speaker 1: are Taylor Swift super fans, they are still holding on
Speaker 1: to that person who broke up with them in seventh
Speaker 1: grade yep, via text message, and they just can't get
Speaker 1: over of the fact that it was a text message.
Speaker 1: How dare you do that to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Also, can we talk about the fact that she's not
Speaker 3: if you've really like read her lyrics and look at
Speaker 3: the timelines of like who she was dating when she
Speaker 3: was quote unquote writing this music, She's not actually talking
Speaker 3: about people that she's actually had relationships with, like full
Speaker 3: blown committed relationships with Hince. What what's this new album?
Speaker 2: Poets Something Department Poets Department count one of for sixty
Speaker 2: four variants that she's been releasing.
Speaker 3: Right, Happy for her, but you know, the whole album
Speaker 3: is about Maddie Healy and not Joe Alwyn, who she
Speaker 3: was with for like six years, six and a half years.
Speaker 3: She writes her music based off of like these mini relationships,
Speaker 3: these little summer flings, not the full blown relationships, like
Speaker 3: like what was the album Read was all about Harry
Speaker 3: Styles And they dated for literally probably like six weeks
Speaker 3: to like two months. It wasn't that long.
Speaker 2: It actually only got to me recently that Styles was
Speaker 2: Harry Styles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it took me a very well.
Speaker 1: I mean, you guys, don't did you watch Entourage? Not
Speaker 1: anyone fabulous show Actually I think translates pretty well. But
Speaker 1: one of the biggest things about it is that everything
Speaker 1: in Hollywood is contrived. Relationships are contrived. People make contracts
Speaker 1: so that hey, let's show up to six events together,
Speaker 1: holding hands, doing whatever. Let people talk about it. We'll
Speaker 1: both benefit from all the publicity and then we'll move on.
Speaker 1: And I don't think it's gotten any better since that
Speaker 1: show came out. I'm sure it's only more and only worse.
Speaker 1: We see people all the time who claim that so
Speaker 1: and so. I know Ruby Rose isn't anyone anybody knows
Speaker 1: right now but that she always pays somebody to be
Speaker 1: in a relationship with her and that's why she's allegedly
Speaker 1: dated so many people.
Speaker 3: So mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: So you know, who's to say that she didn't have
Speaker 1: a little deal with Matti Healy like, Hey, we're gonna
Speaker 1: have a short lived relationship and you're gonna allow me
Speaker 1: to write songs about you. And with Harry Styles, we're
Speaker 1: gonna have a short lived relationship and I'm gonna write
Speaker 1: some songs about you. We're both gonna benefit. But with Joawen,
Speaker 1: maybe it was real and she doesn't write songs about him. Also,
Speaker 1: I've talked way more about Taylor Swift in the last
Speaker 1: six minutes and forty seconds than I ever want to
Speaker 1: in the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: All I'm gonna say is it's all implied. She can
Speaker 2: switch the lyrics at a dime, because he said, to you, Diamond,
Speaker 2: she is the greatest young adult fiction writer of all time.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 2: She just switches the lyrics to say maybe one thing
Speaker 2: like we dated, like we were back in nineteen seventy five,
Speaker 2: and all our fans are like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: This is nobel priceworthy because the lyricism is insane. What
Speaker 2: else could she be saying?
Speaker 1: Didn't she also say if she could go back to
Speaker 1: one era, take me back to the eighteen sixties, like
Speaker 1: the worst erat much?
Speaker 2: Well, didn't she say without slavery? Like maybe specifically lyric
Speaker 2: in the song?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, But there was aloys a life back then
Speaker 3: without like come on, even if there wasn't slavery, still
Speaker 3: sought to be a person of color. Yep.
Speaker 1: Women weren't even allowed to vote. Come on, I just
Speaker 1: it didn't seem like the eighteen sixties were a good
Speaker 1: time to live. I'm pretty sure you died of like
Speaker 1: diarrhea or a paper cut. You could get one of
Speaker 1: those things. It's over. It's fucking over.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: But yeah, sure, take me back my slavery.
Speaker 3: Why would you want that? I don't understand. I don't understand.
Speaker 3: She just says things, and like you said, Andrew, her
Speaker 3: fans are like you listened, Oh my god. Track five
Speaker 3: is the most vulnerable song on every album. I'm like,
Speaker 3: who gives a fot?
Speaker 1: And they cry? They cry? Ah, I'm sorry if you're
Speaker 1: listening in your escafe, do we still do love you?
Speaker 1: We just questioned your decisions.
Speaker 2: That's all diehard twifties again, we're talking the stands.
Speaker 1: They also get real mad like, if they're hearing this conversation,
Speaker 1: they're going to probably try to come for you and
Speaker 1: cancel this podcast.
Speaker 3: That's oh happy for them.
Speaker 1: Uncancellable.
Speaker 2: Well, Diamond actually said something cancelable before.
Speaker 3: Oh oh.
Speaker 2: My sister, who works in disability services, would tell you
Speaker 2: this touch grass is ablest because some people can't leave
Speaker 2: their homes enough. Please, what the stories my sister haste
Speaker 2: of the specific communities that she works in, some of
Speaker 2: the complaints that she's gotten in terms of accessibility. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh wow, wow, wow, wow, wow wow.
Speaker 2: Nobody could be happy.
Speaker 1: I think one of the biggest disservices to everybody in
Speaker 1: the world, not just the country, not just a certain demographic,
Speaker 1: is the belief that in fact, life is fair. It
Speaker 1: is not. My dad beat that into my head when
Speaker 1: I was a kid. He was like, listen, you can
Speaker 1: a whole lot with your life. There are so many
Speaker 1: opportunities for you. But it doesn't mean every opportunity is
Speaker 1: for you. It doesn't mean everything is for you. Life
Speaker 1: is not fair. You might be the smartest person in
Speaker 1: the room, but guess what, You're not going to be
Speaker 1: a basketball player because you're short. Oh well, get over
Speaker 1: it like, I think everyone thinking everything has to be
Speaker 1: equal for everybody all the time is really destroying a
Speaker 1: lot of joy and happiness and common sense in the world.
Speaker 1: And it's crazy to me. Yeah, okay, Diamond, you're canceled
Speaker 1: for trying to insinuate people should touch grass because some
Speaker 1: people can't even touch exactly.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't be the first time that people have tried to
Speaker 3: cancel me, It's okay, Oh, well, what were the times
Speaker 3: before when I said that I don't believe in dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: But is like, well that one you actually should touch
Speaker 2: grass because there's a lot under it that actually has
Speaker 2: the fossils you're looking for.
Speaker 1: Babes, babes. Okay, no babes, no touts. Oh, we were
Speaker 1: going to try to get.
Speaker 2: Josh in here next time, now that we know, we
Speaker 2: could use this fun studio whenever we want. Well, actually
Speaker 2: I have to book it for you, but we could
Speaker 2: use it.
Speaker 1: People can't see we're in a different studio than we're
Speaker 1: normally in because Scary Jones is downstairs feverishly slaving away
Speaker 1: for the best of show.
Speaker 3: Just want to let you know we have less than
Speaker 3: seventy two hours before I have to get two weeks
Speaker 3: worth of pre shows to our affiliates and not done.
Speaker 1: Let's put scary in the burn book for that. Yes,
Speaker 1: your burn sound, Andrew sounds like you're extinguishing the flame
Speaker 1: with water. Wow.
Speaker 2: I have an idea of something that we should try,
Speaker 2: not in this episode, but a later episode. I think
Speaker 2: we should give one person a topic for a list,
Speaker 2: and they have to do a top five countdown you
Speaker 2: on your show A list I love list, Like if
Speaker 2: I were to give Diamond, you have to do the
Speaker 2: top five pop songs of all time? Like, I'd love
Speaker 2: to argue and debait what your top five pop songs are.
Speaker 1: So wait, you're gonna ask somebody to come up with
Speaker 1: something from their heart and then you're gonna fight them
Speaker 1: on it.
Speaker 2: That's what any list is on.
Speaker 1: I'm here for you.
Speaker 2: Love that? Yeah? Top five reality TV moments of all time?
Speaker 3: Oh you want them now? I could give them to you.
Speaker 3: Top five now.
Speaker 1: I don't want them now. I'm gonna tell you I
Speaker 1: don't want them now. I want you to find the
Speaker 1: actual audio so that we can play the actual audio.
Speaker 1: Because you describing the audio, I don't think it's really
Speaker 1: gonna work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how could you do this? To me, question Mark, See.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what you're talking about. But at
Speaker 1: some point tease for another episode, Diamond's gonna have the
Speaker 1: top five reality TV moments. Okay, okay, cool. At some point,
Speaker 1: I promise you we will also have josh On. That's
Speaker 1: gonna be coome like the Running Yeah, just shall be
Speaker 1: on next episode.
Speaker 2: He's your Matt demon like Jimmy Kimmel has Matt.
Speaker 3: Do you know? I just found out about that literally
Speaker 3: like a month ago. I did not know. I had
Speaker 3: no clue.
Speaker 1: It's so funny coming up next Matt Damon. Oh, we're
Speaker 1: out of time.
Speaker 2: I think the list will be a fun little concept.
Speaker 2: We have extra saucy episodes where you just and then
Speaker 2: you have your list episodes just to like trigger people
Speaker 2: and get them mad.
Speaker 1: I did that plenty on my own, Andrew, we should
Speaker 1: get to some of these ask me any things, because
Speaker 1: there's one on here that's actually really funny to me.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna start with that one. This person says,
Speaker 1: do you miss India?
Speaker 2: Well, touch grass.
Speaker 1: It is a beautiful country. I've been there a handful
Speaker 1: of times and it was awesome. I was not raised
Speaker 1: there and didn't spend like an extended amount of time
Speaker 1: there to really miss it. But I'm sure it's, you know,
Speaker 1: very missible if you lived there and you left.
Speaker 3: I just want to know, are you being fucking serious?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but like, are we being for real?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give a little bit of leeway that maybe
Speaker 1: that was someone like from India who does not follow
Speaker 1: me in any capacity for my real job, but might
Speaker 1: just follow me to like hate me, like a lot
Speaker 1: of Indian people do. Maybe it was that. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I have no idea, but I don't think anywhere on
Speaker 1: my pay it appears as though I was born in India.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, sending them blessings, blessed.
Speaker 1: Okay, what do you think we should do about this?
Speaker 1: And should we have Scotty here to address it? Because
Speaker 1: it says you said you were going to talk about
Speaker 1: the rumors about you and Scotty be what happened? Should
Speaker 1: we have Scotty here to talk about those?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm okay in the words of the MTV Classic
Speaker 2: Dating show.
Speaker 1: Next Okay, so we're not going to address that. Scotty
Speaker 1: shouldn't be here.
Speaker 2: Maybe one day, okay, maybe I'll have him in for
Speaker 2: a list that episode top five reasons why Scotty sucks.
Speaker 3: And that would be out of ten. I love that.
Speaker 1: That would also be like ten reasons he sends me
Speaker 1: videos for the record. You know, I love his dog
Speaker 1: so much. Sawyer is like, my dude, I love that dog.
Speaker 1: Diamond is making a saying face because she hates him
Speaker 1: because she's too He's too big.
Speaker 2: You have cute insuggression too so much.
Speaker 1: I squeez him so much when he comes in, and
Speaker 1: I seize immediately because I'm allergic. However, I kind of
Speaker 1: want to report Scott because he will send me videos
Speaker 1: of Sawyer licking his toes for amounts of disgusting.
Speaker 3: That is disgusting.
Speaker 1: You no, you video you want to see him?
Speaker 2: No, no, keep it in the archives.
Speaker 1: He'll be sitting there with this like gross little feet
Speaker 1: out and the dog's just going to town licking his
Speaker 1: feet and he's like, he won't stop move your feet.
Speaker 1: What do you mean he won't stop? Move your feet
Speaker 1: away and he will stop. Indeed, disgust.
Speaker 2: He's the same person who like, if you added like
Speaker 2: a piece of lettuce to his sandwich, you'd be like,
Speaker 2: I don't know where that comes from, Like you're letting
Speaker 2: your dog like your feet man be for real.
Speaker 1: And all that. No, we'll have to have Scotti into
Speaker 1: at some point talk about the rumors.
Speaker 2: And the nast nastiness that you when it comes back.
Speaker 2: I believe we can get a Salt Lake City housewife
Speaker 2: in Well.
Speaker 1: First, weren't you working on Countess Land? Come on?
Speaker 2: Oh you told her?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Then? Who told you somebody else?
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: Secret? I know it was a secret. My bad because
Speaker 1: I would have just said that.
Speaker 3: I mean, this woman, nobody has a better story than her.
Speaker 2: Ten out of ten fingers crossed July months, Yes, Jimon
Speaker 2: will die. I know that'll be fun.
Speaker 3: Are you being serious to me right now? Okay?
Speaker 1: Because you didn't know?
Speaker 3: Not well, I heard, but I heard it was like
Speaker 3: a no go so.
Speaker 2: Well for this month when she's doing her cabaret. But
Speaker 2: July it seems like her schedule is free.
Speaker 3: Can we go to her cabaret and we miss it?
Speaker 2: Well, I think cabaret's over in New York.
Speaker 3: But I'll travel to see her. I've always wanted to
Speaker 3: see let me tell you something. Ten out of ten
Speaker 3: and I have never personally experienced her.
Speaker 1: But which season was she?
Speaker 3: She's a real housewives in New York one through she
Speaker 3: I think she was on every season up until season thirteen.
Speaker 1: Okay, well they recast the entire season.
Speaker 3: I mean a lifetime. Roney raised me. Okay, okay, I see.
Speaker 2: That one of her clips will be in your top
Speaker 2: five reality clips of all time.
Speaker 3: How could you do this to me? Question Mark? That's her,
Speaker 3: that's her money. Can't buy your class Ella against his learn.
Speaker 1: Listen, this woman is like a whole different place. Woman
Speaker 1: is doing like.
Speaker 3: Festival shows and people are losing their ship over her.
Speaker 2: It's you wait, okay, that meme like just smiling.
Speaker 1: Smiling, not everybody smiling.
Speaker 3: The girls that get it, get it. The girls that
Speaker 3: get it get it.
Speaker 2: Okay, well excellent, Yeah, I'm excited. Hopefully we get that booked.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Happy for July?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, happy fourth? Is it actually today? The fourth?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't think it's my phone. It's
Speaker 2: a leap here this year. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You have to do it.
Speaker 2: The fourth of July is oh, it's tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, happy fourth tomorrow. If you want to find
Speaker 1: Diamond on Instagram, she.
Speaker 3: Is at at diamond sincere and on Twitter at diamond
Speaker 3: Sincere with an underscore.
Speaker 1: And Andrews on Instagram at Andrew Pug and I on
Speaker 1: Instagram at Baby Hot Sass. Slide into the DMS tell
Speaker 1: ustuff you want us talk about well guest ideas we're
Speaker 1: open to everything, and also like follow, subscribe and leave
Speaker 1: us a review. You can leave us a review. I
Speaker 1: like to read them. Yeah, on, leave us a bad one.
Speaker 1: That's kind of shitty.
Speaker 2: I read the bad ones of my serial podcast. And
Speaker 2: let me tell you something. Somebody dedicated an entire episode
Speaker 2: of their own podcast to writ me apart and listen
Speaker 2: to us.
Speaker 1: Why it means you made it? Don't listen to it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I set the hatred and move move forward.
Speaker 3: He send it to me so we could leave bad
Speaker 3: reviews on that without Actually.
Speaker 2: I don't even want anybody to touch it, because then
Speaker 2: that just feeds the trolls. Like I tuned in for
Speaker 2: two seconds when a random like somebody sent it to me,
Speaker 2: and I was like, okay, well, I don't want to
Speaker 2: hear somebody talking about me who I don't even know,
Speaker 2: and ring me apart in the page.
Speaker 3: Let's send smoke. Okay, I don't understand that.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: On that note, there are these Facebook pages about our show,
Speaker 1: and there's a Reddit page about our show that apparently
Speaker 1: people think I am in You all know me very well,
Speaker 1: Not a chance in hell, because I would never or
Speaker 1: want to read this stuff that people tell me is
Speaker 1: in those chat rooms about me.
Speaker 2: Ignorance is bliss, absolusolutely what.
Speaker 1: So please spread the word I am not in there.
Speaker 1: If you read something that seems like it is me,
Speaker 1: it is still not me. I am not in.
Speaker 3: There, and the people who are in there who have
Speaker 3: shitty things to say, I want you to know l
Speaker 3: O S E R. That's what your mother birth.
Speaker 1: Okay, thanks, Diamond has spoken. Okay, say bye everybody.
Speaker 2: Bye,