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<v Speaker 1>Hello everybody. I'm Gandhi and this is episode I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really know of Sauce on the side with Diamond and Andrew.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, Hi, it's another week of us it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a fun time with the two of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I would happily love you guys to be you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like Perma Perma MIC's on my podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Just make sure his mic is off. Sometimes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, let's try something. What Mike are you on three?

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<v Speaker 1>And say something?

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<v Speaker 2>Why what are you going to do? Wait? Why would

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<v Speaker 2>you want to take me off?

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<v Speaker 3>He gave that like Blues Clues host voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, We're back again.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, please, Hi, it's me Steve.

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<v Speaker 2>Blue Sclues is my jam.

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<v Speaker 1>I would actually in the real you know, after whatever

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<v Speaker 1>happens with our radio careers, I would love to host

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<v Speaker 1>a show. I think there'd be so for fun, not

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<v Speaker 1>like Blues Clues. I don't think I could do that,

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<v Speaker 1>but like a like a nat GEO for kids type

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<v Speaker 1>of thing. I would love to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I could see you hosting a show. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know if it could have anything to do with kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, no, that would be the good part, you would say.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you're dumb and dirty and you like clay

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<v Speaker 3>that has been underground for years.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll love this. It's like, oh, dirt bags come here, exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a lunatic.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a bunch of kids crying.

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<v Speaker 3>At the.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know I had this idea. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know if I should say it, because I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>it's still a very valuable idea and don't do it. So,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, all these little kids like make all this

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<v Speaker 1>money unboxing stuff. I thought it would be hilarious to

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<v Speaker 1>like have a kid come to this unboxing thinking this

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<v Speaker 1>is a toy I want. Oh my god, I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>excited to unbox it and do the unboxing with the

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<v Speaker 1>kid and then destroy the toy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you are insane.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you left so hard They're gonna get the

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<v Speaker 1>fucking toy at the end of it. Anyway. But just

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<v Speaker 1>like for the reaction, I listen, I've bet all of

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<v Speaker 1>you guys laugh at the parents telling their kids they

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<v Speaker 1>ate all their Halloween candy.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually, well, it depends. It's sometimes I'm just like

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<v Speaker 2>I feel bad for the poor child.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you would have never lasted a minute my household, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor, would it last a minute in the asylum that

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<v Speaker 2>raised me?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I wash. Also, didn't you become famous

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<v Speaker 1>when she was like fourteen?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, thirteen girl up in Pennsylvania.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, let's be serious.

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<v Speaker 1>You can tell this is a podcast that is not

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<v Speaker 1>a pile of Swifties.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely not. I think the Swifties are losers and that's

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<v Speaker 3>just it. Wow, that's it, And I have I need

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<v Speaker 3>to get.

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<v Speaker 1>My family rate on that, because what about a Swiftie

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<v Speaker 1>makes he or she or they a loser?

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, I'm gonna open it up. I'm going

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<v Speaker 3>to say anyone who's like really really into stand culture.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, okay to be a fan of somebody, but

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<v Speaker 3>the way that people are on Twitter talk and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>it's disgusting. That goes for Beehive, the Beehive, which a

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<v Speaker 3>part of that goes to the Barbs who I used

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<v Speaker 3>to be a part of the Navy. The hard are

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<v Speaker 3>the M and M fans, Well, okay them too, wherever

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<v Speaker 3>they are. In twenty twenty four, celebrity was too hard

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<v Speaker 3>and it's like, I know people over use the word

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<v Speaker 3>or the term touch grass, but like, go do something,

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<v Speaker 3>like you don't need to be arguing with someone online,

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<v Speaker 3>someone who's not arguing back with you. It's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Well. Also, this is my thing with Swifties, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think we talked about this before because I saw a

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<v Speaker 1>meme and it summed it up perfectly. It said, Taylor

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<v Speaker 1>Swift writes music for people who have literally never gotten

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<v Speaker 1>over anything ever, And I was like, Yes, when I

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<v Speaker 1>think to myself about the people in my life who

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<v Speaker 1>are Taylor Swift super fans, they are still holding on

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<v Speaker 1>to that person who broke up with them in seventh

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<v Speaker 1>grade yep, via text message, and they just can't get

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<v Speaker 1>over of the fact that it was a text message.

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<v Speaker 1>How dare you do that to me?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Also, can we talk about the fact that she's not

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<v Speaker 3>if you've really like read her lyrics and look at

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<v Speaker 3>the timelines of like who she was dating when she

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<v Speaker 3>was quote unquote writing this music, She's not actually talking

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<v Speaker 3>about people that she's actually had relationships with, like full

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<v Speaker 3>blown committed relationships with Hince. What what's this new album?

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<v Speaker 2>Poets Something Department Poets Department count one of for sixty

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<v Speaker 2>four variants that she's been releasing.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Happy for her, but you know, the whole album

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<v Speaker 3>is about Maddie Healy and not Joe Alwyn, who she

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<v Speaker 3>was with for like six years, six and a half years.

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<v Speaker 3>She writes her music based off of like these mini relationships,

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<v Speaker 3>these little summer flings, not the full blown relationships, like

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<v Speaker 3>like what was the album Read was all about Harry

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<v Speaker 3>Styles And they dated for literally probably like six weeks

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<v Speaker 3>to like two months. It wasn't that long.

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<v Speaker 2>It actually only got to me recently that Styles was

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<v Speaker 2>Harry Styles.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it took me a very well.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you guys, don't did you watch Entourage? Not

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<v Speaker 1>anyone fabulous show Actually I think translates pretty well. But

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<v Speaker 1>one of the biggest things about it is that everything

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<v Speaker 1>in Hollywood is contrived. Relationships are contrived. People make contracts

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<v Speaker 1>so that hey, let's show up to six events together,

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<v Speaker 1>holding hands, doing whatever. Let people talk about it. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>both benefit from all the publicity and then we'll move on.

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<v Speaker 1>And I don't think it's gotten any better since that

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<v Speaker 1>show came out. I'm sure it's only more and only worse.

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<v Speaker 1>We see people all the time who claim that so

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<v Speaker 1>and so. I know Ruby Rose isn't anyone anybody knows

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<v Speaker 1>right now but that she always pays somebody to be

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<v Speaker 1>in a relationship with her and that's why she's allegedly

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<v Speaker 1>dated so many people.

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<v Speaker 3>So mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, who's to say that she didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a little deal with Matti Healy like, Hey, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a short lived relationship and you're gonna allow me

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<v Speaker 1>to write songs about you. And with Harry Styles, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have a short lived relationship and I'm gonna write

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<v Speaker 1>some songs about you. We're both gonna benefit. But with Joawen,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it was real and she doesn't write songs about him. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>I've talked way more about Taylor Swift in the last

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<v Speaker 1>six minutes and forty seconds than I ever want to

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<v Speaker 1>in the rest of my life.

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<v Speaker 2>All I'm gonna say is it's all implied. She can

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<v Speaker 2>switch the lyrics at a dime, because he said, to you, Diamond,

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<v Speaker 2>she is the greatest young adult fiction writer of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>For sure.

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<v Speaker 2>She just switches the lyrics to say maybe one thing

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<v Speaker 2>like we dated, like we were back in nineteen seventy five,

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<v Speaker 2>and all our fans are like, are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 2>This is nobel priceworthy because the lyricism is insane. What

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<v Speaker 2>else could she be saying?

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't she also say if she could go back to

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<v Speaker 1>one era, take me back to the eighteen sixties, like

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<v Speaker 1>the worst erat much?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, didn't she say without slavery? Like maybe specifically lyric

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<v Speaker 2>in the song?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Sure, But there was aloys a life back then

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<v Speaker 3>without like come on, even if there wasn't slavery, still

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<v Speaker 3>sought to be a person of color. Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>Women weren't even allowed to vote. Come on, I just

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<v Speaker 1>it didn't seem like the eighteen sixties were a good

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<v Speaker 1>time to live. I'm pretty sure you died of like

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<v Speaker 1>diarrhea or a paper cut. You could get one of

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<v Speaker 1>those things. It's over. It's fucking over.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, sure, take me back my slavery.

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<v Speaker 3>Why would you want that? I don't understand. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 3>She just says things, and like you said, Andrew, her

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<v Speaker 3>fans are like you listened, Oh my god. Track five

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<v Speaker 3>is the most vulnerable song on every album. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>who gives a fot?

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<v Speaker 1>And they cry? They cry? Ah, I'm sorry if you're

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<v Speaker 1>listening in your escafe, do we still do love you?

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<v Speaker 1>We just questioned your decisions.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all diehard twifties again, we're talking the stands.

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<v Speaker 1>They also get real mad like, if they're hearing this conversation,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to probably try to come for you and

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<v Speaker 1>cancel this podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>That's oh happy for them.

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<v Speaker 1>Uncancellable.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Diamond actually said something cancelable before.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister, who works in disability services, would tell you

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<v Speaker 2>this touch grass is ablest because some people can't leave

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<v Speaker 2>their homes enough. Please, what the stories my sister haste

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<v Speaker 2>of the specific communities that she works in, some of

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<v Speaker 2>the complaints that she's gotten in terms of accessibility. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, oh wow, wow, wow, wow, wow wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody could be happy.

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<v Speaker 1>I think one of the biggest disservices to everybody in

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<v Speaker 1>the world, not just the country, not just a certain demographic,

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<v Speaker 1>is the belief that in fact, life is fair. It

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<v Speaker 1>is not. My dad beat that into my head when

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<v Speaker 1>I was a kid. He was like, listen, you can

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<v Speaker 1>a whole lot with your life. There are so many

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<v Speaker 1>opportunities for you. But it doesn't mean every opportunity is

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<v Speaker 1>for you. It doesn't mean everything is for you. Life

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<v Speaker 1>is not fair. You might be the smartest person in

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<v Speaker 1>the room, but guess what, You're not going to be

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<v Speaker 1>a basketball player because you're short. Oh well, get over

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<v Speaker 1>it like, I think everyone thinking everything has to be

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<v Speaker 1>equal for everybody all the time is really destroying a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of joy and happiness and common sense in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's crazy to me. Yeah, okay, Diamond, you're canceled

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<v Speaker 1>for trying to insinuate people should touch grass because some

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<v Speaker 1>people can't even touch exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>Wouldn't be the first time that people have tried to

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<v Speaker 3>cancel me, It's okay, Oh, well, what were the times

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<v Speaker 3>before when I said that I don't believe in dinosaurs.

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<v Speaker 2>But is like, well that one you actually should touch

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<v Speaker 2>grass because there's a lot under it that actually has

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<v Speaker 2>the fossils you're looking for.

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<v Speaker 1>Babes, babes. Okay, no babes, no touts. Oh, we were

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<v Speaker 1>going to try to get.

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<v Speaker 2>Josh in here next time, now that we know, we

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<v Speaker 2>could use this fun studio whenever we want. Well, actually

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<v Speaker 2>I have to book it for you, but we could

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<v Speaker 2>use it.

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<v Speaker 1>People can't see we're in a different studio than we're

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<v Speaker 1>normally in because Scary Jones is downstairs feverishly slaving away

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<v Speaker 1>for the best of show.

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<v Speaker 3>Just want to let you know we have less than

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<v Speaker 3>seventy two hours before I have to get two weeks

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<v Speaker 3>worth of pre shows to our affiliates and not done.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's put scary in the burn book for that. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>your burn sound, Andrew sounds like you're extinguishing the flame

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<v Speaker 1>with water. Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I have an idea of something that we should try,

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<v Speaker 2>not in this episode, but a later episode. I think

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<v Speaker 2>we should give one person a topic for a list,

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<v Speaker 2>and they have to do a top five countdown you

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<v Speaker 2>on your show A list I love list, Like if

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<v Speaker 2>I were to give Diamond, you have to do the

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<v Speaker 2>top five pop songs of all time? Like, I'd love

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<v Speaker 2>to argue and debait what your top five pop songs are.

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<v Speaker 1>So wait, you're gonna ask somebody to come up with

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<v Speaker 1>something from their heart and then you're gonna fight them

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<v Speaker 1>on it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what any list is on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Love that? Yeah? Top five reality TV moments of all time?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you want them now? I could give them to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Top five now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want them now. I'm gonna tell you I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want them now. I want you to find the

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<v Speaker 1>actual audio so that we can play the actual audio.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you describing the audio, I don't think it's really

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<v Speaker 1>gonna work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how could you do this? To me, question Mark, See.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know what you're talking about. But at

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<v Speaker 1>some point tease for another episode, Diamond's gonna have the

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<v Speaker 1>top five reality TV moments. Okay, okay, cool. At some point,

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you we will also have josh On. That's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be coome like the Running Yeah, just shall be

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<v Speaker 1>on next episode.

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<v Speaker 2>He's your Matt demon like Jimmy Kimmel has Matt.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know? I just found out about that literally

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<v Speaker 3>like a month ago. I did not know. I had

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<v Speaker 3>no clue.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny coming up next Matt Damon. Oh, we're

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<v Speaker 1>out of time.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the list will be a fun little concept.

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<v Speaker 2>We have extra saucy episodes where you just and then

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<v Speaker 2>you have your list episodes just to like trigger people

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<v Speaker 2>and get them mad.

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<v Speaker 1>I did that plenty on my own, Andrew, we should

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<v Speaker 1>get to some of these ask me any things, because

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<v Speaker 1>there's one on here that's actually really funny to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna start with that one. This person says,

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<v Speaker 1>do you miss India?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, touch grass.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a beautiful country. I've been there a handful

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<v Speaker 1>of times and it was awesome. I was not raised

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<v Speaker 1>there and didn't spend like an extended amount of time

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<v Speaker 1>there to really miss it. But I'm sure it's, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>very missible if you lived there and you left.

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<v Speaker 3>I just want to know, are you being fucking serious?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, but like, are we being for real?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna give a little bit of leeway that maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that was someone like from India who does not follow

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<v Speaker 1>me in any capacity for my real job, but might

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<v Speaker 1>just follow me to like hate me, like a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of Indian people do. Maybe it was that. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no idea, but I don't think anywhere on

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<v Speaker 1>my pay it appears as though I was born in India.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, sending them blessings, blessed.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, what do you think we should do about this?

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<v Speaker 1>And should we have Scotty here to address it? Because

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<v Speaker 1>it says you said you were going to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>the rumors about you and Scotty be what happened? Should

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<v Speaker 1>we have Scotty here to talk about those?

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm okay in the words of the MTV Classic

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<v Speaker 2>Dating show.

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<v Speaker 1>Next Okay, so we're not going to address that. Scotty

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be here.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe one day, okay, maybe I'll have him in for

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<v Speaker 2>a list that episode top five reasons why Scotty sucks.

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<v Speaker 3>And that would be out of ten. I love that.

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<v Speaker 1>That would also be like ten reasons he sends me

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<v Speaker 1>videos for the record. You know, I love his dog

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<v Speaker 1>so much. Sawyer is like, my dude, I love that dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Diamond is making a saying face because she hates him

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<v Speaker 1>because she's too He's too big.

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<v Speaker 2>You have cute insuggression too so much.

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<v Speaker 1>I squeez him so much when he comes in, and

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<v Speaker 1>I seize immediately because I'm allergic. However, I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>want to report Scott because he will send me videos

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<v Speaker 1>of Sawyer licking his toes for amounts of disgusting.

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<v Speaker 3>That is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>You no, you video you want to see him?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, keep it in the archives.

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<v Speaker 1>He'll be sitting there with this like gross little feet

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<v Speaker 1>out and the dog's just going to town licking his

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<v Speaker 1>feet and he's like, he won't stop move your feet.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean he won't stop? Move your feet

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<v Speaker 1>away and he will stop. Indeed, disgust.

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<v Speaker 2>He's the same person who like, if you added like

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of lettuce to his sandwich, you'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know where that comes from, Like you're letting

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<v Speaker 2>your dog like your feet man be for real.

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<v Speaker 1>And all that. No, we'll have to have Scotti into

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<v Speaker 1>at some point talk about the rumors.

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<v Speaker 2>And the nast nastiness that you when it comes back.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe we can get a Salt Lake City housewife

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<v Speaker 2>in Well.

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<v Speaker 1>First, weren't you working on Countess Land? Come on?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you told her?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Then? Who told you somebody else?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Secret? I know it was a secret. My bad because

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<v Speaker 1>I would have just said that.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, this woman, nobody has a better story than her.

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<v Speaker 2>Ten out of ten fingers crossed July months, Yes, Jimon

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<v Speaker 2>will die. I know that'll be fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Are you being serious to me right now? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Because you didn't know?

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<v Speaker 3>Not well, I heard, but I heard it was like

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<v Speaker 3>a no go so.

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<v Speaker 2>Well for this month when she's doing her cabaret. But

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<v Speaker 2>July it seems like her schedule is free.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we go to her cabaret and we miss it?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think cabaret's over in New York.

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<v Speaker 3>But I'll travel to see her. I've always wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>see let me tell you something. Ten out of ten

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<v Speaker 3>and I have never personally experienced her.

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<v Speaker 1>But which season was she?

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<v Speaker 3>She's a real housewives in New York one through she

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<v Speaker 3>I think she was on every season up until season thirteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, well they recast the entire season.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean a lifetime. Roney raised me. Okay, okay, I see.

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<v Speaker 2>That one of her clips will be in your top

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<v Speaker 2>five reality clips of all time.

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<v Speaker 3>How could you do this to me? Question Mark? That's her,

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<v Speaker 3>that's her money. Can't buy your class Ella against his learn.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, this woman is like a whole different place. Woman

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<v Speaker 1>is doing like.

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<v Speaker 3>Festival shows and people are losing their ship over her.

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<v Speaker 2>It's you wait, okay, that meme like just smiling.

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<v Speaker 1>Smiling, not everybody smiling.

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<v Speaker 3>The girls that get it, get it. The girls that

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<v Speaker 3>get it get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well excellent, Yeah, I'm excited. Hopefully we get that booked.

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<v Speaker 3>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Happy for July?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, happy fourth? Is it actually today? The fourth?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't think it's my phone. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a leap here this year. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>The fourth of July is oh, it's tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, happy fourth tomorrow. If you want to find

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<v Speaker 1>Diamond on Instagram, she.

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<v Speaker 3>Is at at diamond sincere and on Twitter at diamond

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<v Speaker 3>Sincere with an underscore.

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<v Speaker 1>And Andrews on Instagram at Andrew Pug and I on

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<v Speaker 1>Instagram at Baby Hot Sass. Slide into the DMS tell

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<v Speaker 1>ustuff you want us talk about well guest ideas we're

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<v Speaker 1>open to everything, and also like follow, subscribe and leave

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<v Speaker 1>us a review. You can leave us a review. I

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<v Speaker 1>like to read them. Yeah, on, leave us a bad one.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of shitty.

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<v Speaker 2>I read the bad ones of my serial podcast. And

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<v Speaker 2>let me tell you something. Somebody dedicated an entire episode

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<v Speaker 2>of their own podcast to writ me apart and listen

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<v Speaker 2>to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Why it means you made it? Don't listen to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I set the hatred and move move forward.

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<v Speaker 3>He send it to me so we could leave bad

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<v Speaker 3>reviews on that without Actually.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even want anybody to touch it, because then

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<v Speaker 2>that just feeds the trolls. Like I tuned in for

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<v Speaker 2>two seconds when a random like somebody sent it to me,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, okay, well, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>hear somebody talking about me who I don't even know,

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<v Speaker 2>and ring me apart in the page.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's send smoke. Okay, I don't understand that.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>On that note, there are these Facebook pages about our show,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a Reddit page about our show that apparently

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<v Speaker 1>people think I am in You all know me very well,

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<v Speaker 1>Not a chance in hell, because I would never or

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<v Speaker 1>want to read this stuff that people tell me is

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<v Speaker 1>in those chat rooms about me.

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<v Speaker 2>Ignorance is bliss, absolusolutely what.

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<v Speaker 1>So please spread the word I am not in there.

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<v Speaker 1>If you read something that seems like it is me,

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<v Speaker 1>it is still not me. I am not in.

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<v Speaker 3>There, and the people who are in there who have

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<v Speaker 3>shitty things to say, I want you to know l

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<v Speaker 3>O S E R. That's what your mother birth.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thanks, Diamond has spoken. Okay, say bye everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Bye,