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Speaker 1: Hello everybody. I'm Gandhi and this is episode I don't

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Speaker 1: really know of Sauce on the side with Diamond and Andrew.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Hi, it's another week of us it is.

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Speaker 1: I have a fun time with the two of you.

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Speaker 1: I would happily love you guys to be you know,

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Speaker 1: like Perma Perma MIC's on my podcast.

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Speaker 3: Just make sure his mic is off. Sometimes.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, let's try something. What Mike are you on three?

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Speaker 1: And say something?

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Speaker 2: Why what are you going to do? Wait? Why would

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Speaker 2: you want to take me off?

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Speaker 3: He gave that like Blues Clues host voice.

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Speaker 1: Hi, We're back again.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, please, Hi, it's me Steve.

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Speaker 2: Blue Sclues is my jam.

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Speaker 1: I would actually in the real you know, after whatever

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Speaker 1: happens with our radio careers, I would love to host

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Speaker 1: a show. I think there'd be so for fun, not

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Speaker 1: like Blues Clues. I don't think I could do that,

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Speaker 1: but like a like a nat GEO for kids type

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Speaker 1: of thing. I would love to you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could see you hosting a show. I don't

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Speaker 3: know if it could have anything to do with kids.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, that would be the good part, you would say.

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Speaker 3: And if you're dumb and dirty and you like clay

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Speaker 3: that has been underground for years.

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Speaker 1: You'll love this. It's like, oh, dirt bags come here, exactly.

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Speaker 3: She's a lunatic.

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Speaker 2: Just a bunch of kids crying.

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Speaker 3: At the.

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Speaker 1: Do you know I had this idea. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know if I should say it, because I feel like

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Speaker 1: it's still a very valuable idea and don't do it. So,

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Speaker 1: you know, all these little kids like make all this

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Speaker 1: money unboxing stuff. I thought it would be hilarious to

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Speaker 1: like have a kid come to this unboxing thinking this

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Speaker 1: is a toy I want. Oh my god, I'm so

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Speaker 1: excited to unbox it and do the unboxing with the

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Speaker 1: kid and then destroy the toy.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are insane.

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Speaker 1: You know you left so hard They're gonna get the

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Speaker 1: fucking toy at the end of it. Anyway. But just

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Speaker 1: like for the reaction, I listen, I've bet all of

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Speaker 1: you guys laugh at the parents telling their kids they

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Speaker 1: ate all their Halloween candy.

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Speaker 2: I actually, well, it depends. It's sometimes I'm just like

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Speaker 2: I feel bad for the poor child.

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Speaker 1: Well, you would have never lasted a minute my household, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Taylor, would it last a minute in the asylum that

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I wash. Also, didn't you become famous

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Speaker 1: when she was like fourteen?

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Speaker 2: Come on, thirteen girl up in Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 3: Come on, let's be serious.

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Speaker 1: You can tell this is a podcast that is not

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Speaker 1: a pile of Swifties.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely not. I think the Swifties are losers and that's

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Speaker 3: just it. Wow, that's it, And I have I need

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Speaker 1: My family rate on that, because what about a Swiftie

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Speaker 3: You know what, I'm gonna open it up. I'm going

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Speaker 3: to say anyone who's like really really into stand culture.

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Speaker 3: It's like, okay to be a fan of somebody, but

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Speaker 3: the way that people are on Twitter talk and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: it's disgusting. That goes for Beehive, the Beehive, which a

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Speaker 3: part of that goes to the Barbs who I used

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Speaker 3: to be a part of the Navy. The hard are

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Speaker 3: the M and M fans, Well, okay them too, wherever

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Speaker 3: they are. In twenty twenty four, celebrity was too hard

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Speaker 3: and it's like, I know people over use the word

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Speaker 3: like you don't need to be arguing with someone online,

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Speaker 3: someone who's not arguing back with you. It's weird.

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Speaker 1: Well. Also, this is my thing with Swifties, and I

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Speaker 1: meme and it summed it up perfectly. It said, Taylor

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Speaker 1: Swift writes music for people who have literally never gotten

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Speaker 1: to that person who broke up with them in seventh

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Speaker 1: How dare you do that to me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Also, can we talk about the fact that she's not

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Speaker 3: if you've really like read her lyrics and look at

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Speaker 3: about people that she's actually had relationships with, like full

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Speaker 3: blown committed relationships with Hince. What what's this new album?

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Speaker 2: Poets Something Department Poets Department count one of for sixty

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Speaker 2: four variants that she's been releasing.

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Speaker 3: Right, Happy for her, but you know, the whole album

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Speaker 3: is about Maddie Healy and not Joe Alwyn, who she

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Speaker 3: was with for like six years, six and a half years.

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Speaker 3: She writes her music based off of like these mini relationships,

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Speaker 3: these little summer flings, not the full blown relationships, like

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Speaker 3: like what was the album Read was all about Harry

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Speaker 3: Styles And they dated for literally probably like six weeks

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Speaker 2: It actually only got to me recently that Styles was

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it took me a very well.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you guys, don't did you watch Entourage? Not

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Speaker 1: anyone fabulous show Actually I think translates pretty well. But

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Speaker 1: in Hollywood is contrived. Relationships are contrived. People make contracts

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Speaker 1: so that hey, let's show up to six events together,

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Speaker 1: holding hands, doing whatever. Let people talk about it. We'll

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Speaker 1: And I don't think it's gotten any better since that

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Speaker 1: We see people all the time who claim that so

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Speaker 1: and so. I know Ruby Rose isn't anyone anybody knows

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Speaker 1: So you know, who's to say that she didn't have

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Speaker 1: have a short lived relationship and you're gonna allow me

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Speaker 1: to write songs about you. And with Harry Styles, we're

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Speaker 1: some songs about you. We're both gonna benefit. But with Joawen,

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Speaker 1: maybe it was real and she doesn't write songs about him. Also,

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Speaker 1: I've talked way more about Taylor Swift in the last

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Speaker 1: six minutes and forty seconds than I ever want to

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Speaker 2: All I'm gonna say is it's all implied. She can

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Speaker 2: she is the greatest young adult fiction writer of all time.

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Speaker 1: For sure.

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Speaker 2: She just switches the lyrics to say maybe one thing

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Speaker 2: like we dated, like we were back in nineteen seventy five,

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Speaker 2: and all our fans are like, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: This is nobel priceworthy because the lyricism is insane. What

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Speaker 2: else could she be saying?

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Speaker 1: Didn't she also say if she could go back to

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Speaker 1: one era, take me back to the eighteen sixties, like

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Speaker 1: the worst erat much?

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Speaker 2: Well, didn't she say without slavery? Like maybe specifically lyric

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, But there was aloys a life back then

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Speaker 3: without like come on, even if there wasn't slavery, still

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Speaker 3: sought to be a person of color. Yep.

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Speaker 1: Women weren't even allowed to vote. Come on, I just

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Speaker 1: it didn't seem like the eighteen sixties were a good

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Speaker 1: time to live. I'm pretty sure you died of like

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Speaker 1: diarrhea or a paper cut. You could get one of

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Speaker 1: those things. It's over. It's fucking over.

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Speaker 3: Yep.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, sure, take me back my slavery.

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Speaker 3: Why would you want that? I don't understand. I don't understand.

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Speaker 3: She just says things, and like you said, Andrew, her

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Speaker 3: fans are like you listened, Oh my god. Track five

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Speaker 3: who gives a fot?

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Speaker 1: And they cry? They cry? Ah, I'm sorry if you're

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Speaker 1: listening in your escafe, do we still do love you?

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Speaker 1: We just questioned your decisions.

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Speaker 2: That's all diehard twifties again, we're talking the stands.

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Speaker 1: They also get real mad like, if they're hearing this conversation,

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Speaker 1: they're going to probably try to come for you and

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Speaker 1: cancel this podcast.

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Speaker 3: That's oh happy for them.

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Speaker 1: Uncancellable.

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Speaker 2: Well, Diamond actually said something cancelable before.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh.

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Speaker 2: My sister, who works in disability services, would tell you

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Speaker 2: this touch grass is ablest because some people can't leave

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Speaker 2: their homes enough. Please, what the stories my sister haste

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Speaker 2: of the specific communities that she works in, some of

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Speaker 2: the complaints that she's gotten in terms of accessibility. Sometimes

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Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh wow, wow, wow, wow, wow wow.

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Speaker 2: Nobody could be happy.

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Speaker 1: I think one of the biggest disservices to everybody in

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Speaker 1: is the belief that in fact, life is fair. It

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Speaker 1: for you. It doesn't mean everything is for you. Life

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Speaker 1: is not fair. You might be the smartest person in

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Speaker 1: the room, but guess what, You're not going to be

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Speaker 1: a basketball player because you're short. Oh well, get over

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Speaker 1: it like, I think everyone thinking everything has to be

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Speaker 1: And it's crazy to me. Yeah, okay, Diamond, you're canceled

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Speaker 1: for trying to insinuate people should touch grass because some

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Speaker 1: people can't even touch exactly.

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Speaker 3: Wouldn't be the first time that people have tried to

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Speaker 3: cancel me, It's okay, Oh, well, what were the times

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Speaker 3: before when I said that I don't believe in dinosaurs.

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Speaker 2: But is like, well that one you actually should touch

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Speaker 2: grass because there's a lot under it that actually has

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Speaker 2: the fossils you're looking for.

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Speaker 1: Babes, babes. Okay, no babes, no touts. Oh, we were

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Speaker 1: going to try to get.

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Speaker 2: Josh in here next time, now that we know, we

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Speaker 2: could use this fun studio whenever we want. Well, actually

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Speaker 2: I have to book it for you, but we could

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Speaker 2: use it.

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Speaker 1: People can't see we're in a different studio than we're

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Speaker 1: normally in because Scary Jones is downstairs feverishly slaving away

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Speaker 1: for the best of show.

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Speaker 3: Just want to let you know we have less than

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Speaker 3: seventy two hours before I have to get two weeks

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Speaker 3: worth of pre shows to our affiliates and not done.

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Speaker 1: Let's put scary in the burn book for that. Yes,

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Speaker 1: your burn sound, Andrew sounds like you're extinguishing the flame

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Speaker 1: with water. Wow.

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Speaker 2: I have an idea of something that we should try,

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Speaker 2: not in this episode, but a later episode. I think

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Speaker 2: we should give one person a topic for a list,

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Speaker 2: and they have to do a top five countdown you

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Speaker 2: on your show A list I love list, Like if

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Speaker 2: Oh you told her?

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Speaker 3: I mean, this woman, nobody has a better story than her.

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Speaker 2: Ten out of ten fingers crossed July months, Yes, Jimon

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Speaker 3: She's a real housewives in New York one through she

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Speaker 3: I mean a lifetime. Roney raised me. Okay, okay, I see.

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Speaker 3: How could you do this to me? Question Mark? That's her,

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Speaker 2: Happy for July?

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Speaker 2: The fourth of July is oh, it's tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Diamond on Instagram, she.

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Speaker 3: Is at at diamond sincere and on Twitter at diamond

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Speaker 1: like to read them. Yeah, on, leave us a bad one.

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Speaker 1: Why it means you made it? Don't listen to it.

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Speaker 2: Ignorance is bliss, absolusolutely what.

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