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Speaker 1: I'm playing something mad, d damn. They just scored fifteen eleven.

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Speaker 1: Oh ohously you played? You do play by two one? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll tell us what's going on, dude that we want

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Speaker 1: to hear, the fans want to hear. Give us some

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Speaker 1: play by play, Doggie. I mean right now, where we

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Speaker 1: got the ball. It's three on three, okay, so we

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Speaker 1: playground playground ball, and right now the point guards got

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Speaker 1: the ball. He's trying dripple, he's shaking, he's shaking. The defender.

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Speaker 1: I was lining up at three, passed it out, but

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Speaker 1: now mid shot missed it rebound? All right, layout, we

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Speaker 1: got it, We got its seventeen eleven. What playground you at?

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Speaker 1: It's in the neighborhood. Gods, I don't know up defense defense,

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Speaker 1: I got ball, I got ball, hey, ballside balls, ballside, oh,

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Speaker 1: screen screen. I poked the ball out, but it went

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Speaker 1: out of bounds, so it's their ball. I thought you

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Speaker 1: were gonna say you poked him in the butt. Coach.

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Speaker 1: How many points have you scored? I got seven right now?

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Speaker 1: Seven points, one rebound, two ausis all right? The guys,

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Speaker 1: you guys are playing must be scrubs. Uh, they're probably

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Speaker 1: twelve years old. So are you playing with other people

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Speaker 1: or is it just you and then random computer guys? No? No, no,

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Speaker 1: we're all real people. Where are they from? I don't

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Speaker 1: know if we're not talking? All right, come on, come on,

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Speaker 1: I'm running, guys, I'm running transition saying it. They got

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Speaker 1: about who's your partner? Two? Random coach? I don't know. No,

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Speaker 1: Seventeen eleven. We just got the rebound. We're on the

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Speaker 1: we're on the run, passing it off to the three

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Speaker 1: point he's gonna shoot for the three point line? Miss?

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Speaker 1: Is it rebound? We got the rebound back. We're trying

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Speaker 1: to drive it. I thought on the playground it's all

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Speaker 1: not playground rules. And when you when you're saying that,

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Speaker 1: all that guy shot it and the rebounded, how come

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Speaker 1: my guy shot it. Are you just standing in the

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Speaker 1: corner watching? No, I don't. I'm not really good at

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Speaker 1: We got two place, so you're up six with and

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Speaker 1: does he go back to twelve? You said you gotta

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Speaker 1: hit one first. Yeah, but back in the day when

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Speaker 1: you played on the playground, if you played, oh you

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Speaker 1: turned it over. Yeah. They got the ball. They're driving it. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I just blocked him, but they got the rebounds. Okay,

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Speaker 1: they just scored two boys getting tight. Here we go,

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Speaker 1: break it down. Let's let's hear it. I'm throwing the

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Speaker 1: ball in. We're all setting up. I'm going to the corner,

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Speaker 1: driving to the baseline, going back to the corner. I'm

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Speaker 1: white open boys, Nope, I'm covered now, all right. They're

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Speaker 1: and he goes up to the layoup and it gets blocked.

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Speaker 1: They got the ball, coach, Are you a passer a shooter? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: How come they don't ever pass you the damn ball.

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Speaker 1: That's kind of the problem with this. A lot of

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Speaker 1: balls here. Oh really, that's what happens, Coach, everybody's a

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Speaker 1: ball hug deventeen the nineteen. Here we go. I'm open, boys, corner,

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Speaker 1: give it to me. The guy's on me like blue man.

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Speaker 1: I can't stay open for lessons? Then why would you

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Speaker 1: call for the ball. Yeah, you were saying, I'm open.

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Speaker 1: I'm open, guys, I'm open, And it sounds like he's

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Speaker 1: like you on your like white on rice, like stink

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Speaker 1: reaching foul on them. We'll get the ball back. We

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Speaker 1: just need one more Coach, you gotta try and shake

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Speaker 1: those guys. Give us a better play by play. This

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Speaker 1: Go taking the two from the baseline, and I missed it?

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Speaker 1: Did you hit ram? What you hit? I hit the ram? Nice?

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Speaker 1: Down for anything though? Yeah? Your time to shine. You

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Speaker 1: Do you get shoot free throws? No? No free throws

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Speaker 1: get kicked out. That's kind of cool that he played

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Speaker 1: it did you hit ram back toward anything? Are these

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Speaker 1: games always this anti climactic? Oh my god? Nine nineteen,

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Speaker 1: I'm screening. I'm screening. Come on, point guard, go go,

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Speaker 1: got the ball. You guys get blocked more than Mugsy

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Speaker 1: Bogues back in the nineties, dude, and we still got

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Speaker 1: Why are you always the inbounder. Make one of them

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Speaker 1: I'm coming back. Let's go pass it, boy, I'm going

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Speaker 1: up for the rent. Oh I missed it. I missed

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Speaker 1: the layoff. Oh you decided to go up like Billy

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Speaker 1: Badass passed the ball. All right, we lost? What you

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Speaker 1: Then what happened? They what we lost? I missed, I

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Speaker 1: missed the rebound. They got it. The guy to it

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Speaker 1: He was cherry picking under the basket. They went, oh, no, God,

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Speaker 1: Listen to Eddie blow the lead, blow the layup, and

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Speaker 1: Let's go. We are the one to three sore losers.

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Speaker 1: What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know the most

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Speaker 1: It is Sisson. I'm from the North. I'm an alpha male,

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Speaker 1: and I love to shotgun white Claws at the bar.

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Speaker 1: America is quarantined as well as all the other continents.

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Speaker 1: Right now, I'm on the west side of Nashville. That

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Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Eddie starts your intro before you get hacking

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Speaker 1: um and I shotgun White Claws on the West side

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Speaker 1: Eddie and I know the least about sports, but I'm

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Speaker 1: veryveryge sports fan, your sports watcher. I don't know the

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Speaker 1: How did it go downhill? Co It was brutal. I

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Speaker 1: just the problem with a lot of playing with raindos.

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Speaker 1: No one's communicating. We're not saying, hey, I'm gonna I'm

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Speaker 1: you know, I'll shoot at three. There's no communication. I'll

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Speaker 1: get it. So, so I've been playing you know, NBA

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Speaker 1: these guys, I mean, there are a lot of losers.

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Speaker 1: Let's be really a lot of losers play video games

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Speaker 1: at noon on a Tuesday. You know, coach, do they

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Speaker 1: know that your character has corona? Yeah, that's what I

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Speaker 1: I got coronas okay if I play at this playground? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: man and he is just sitting there by himself, talking

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, this is New twelve o'clock. Are you're telling

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Speaker 1: me you're playing with Greg? Dude, I've never been more

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Speaker 1: lost at what's going on right now. No, he's saying

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Speaker 1: wish we could have heard that. You gotta switch on

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Speaker 1: good one that they always say too. Bro. That makes

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Speaker 1: I plucked it in. I'm like, bro, Bro, I want

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Speaker 1: It's a crime scene. There can you there's droplets, there's splatters,

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Speaker 1: looking at me those puppy dog eyes like let me out,

416
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 1: like look at him out there in the free world.

417
00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:09,639
Speaker 1: And he was like, hey, hey, how's it going out there?

418
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,960
Speaker 1: And I'm like, hey, dude, He's like, hey, oh man,

419
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 1: I'm so lonely up here. Oh man, I felt bad

420
00:22:17,359 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 1: dude rolling up to his house. What I'm curious is

421
00:22:21,119 --> 00:22:23,360
Speaker 1: if you can tell your neighbors that have corona, could

422
00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,960
Speaker 1: you tell it was a corona? They definitely listen. That's

423
00:22:26,960 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 1: exactly what I thought when Eddie was standing in the

424
00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,960
Speaker 1: window and I'm out there, I'm like, the neighbors for sure, No,

425
00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:37,320
Speaker 1: he has corona, because there is this dude that is

426
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 1: just I mean, he's lost his skin color because he

427
00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 1: hadn't met out in the sun so he's a little

428
00:22:41,480 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: bit paler than usual. He's got this mask on, and

429
00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:46,159
Speaker 1: he has the windows open in the middle of the

430
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:52,000
Speaker 1: summer heat. They all knew that's Corona victim number my neighbors.

431
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 1: The reason I said that is they used to be

432
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,560
Speaker 1: out on them. Maybe it's because it's ninety five for

433
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 1: I don't know, two straight weeks, but they used to

434
00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,040
Speaker 1: always sit on the patio. They're the ones that it

435
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:05,240
Speaker 1: sometimes man, Well, yeah, we like to do a little

436
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:09,119
Speaker 1: bit of that colorado on the patio. And so they're cool.

437
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 1: They're cool, but I haven't seen them on the patio

438
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:13,959
Speaker 1: in weeks, and I keep thinking, since their drapes are

439
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 1: drawn and you can't even see in that almost looks

440
00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:21,080
Speaker 1: like a coronavirus apartment. I hope they're okay, that's what

441
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 1: I think. Well, I I do. I do really enjoy

442
00:23:24,480 --> 00:23:27,159
Speaker 1: the afternoons. I sit by my window and watch everyone

443
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 1: walk by. Do you say hi when they walk by? Hey? No,

444
00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:33,919
Speaker 1: don't say hey with too many droplets? Coachure, coach, And

445
00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: basically it's what you describe me without assure. The mask.

446
00:23:37,119 --> 00:23:38,919
Speaker 1: My hair is kind of all over the place, and

447
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,239
Speaker 1: I wave with them, you know, I don't talk to him.

448
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:43,600
Speaker 1: I just wave with them as they walk by, and

449
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:49,040
Speaker 1: you can tell they grab their kids. You can tell

450
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:51,400
Speaker 1: them kind of choking up on the leash a little bit.

451
00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: Come on, keeping, Come on, Fluffy, get up, Fluffy, don't stop, Fluffy,

452
00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: let's go. I do enjoy, you know, the afternoons, Coach.

453
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:07,160
Speaker 1: I love sitting by the window and opening it up

454
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:10,920
Speaker 1: and taking that fresh air in. But hey, you know, though,

455
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:18,760
Speaker 1: those dogs know that you have because those dogs get coach,

456
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:22,119
Speaker 1: know there ain't something going right with your upstairs that

457
00:24:22,240 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: broom window. You want to know the other good news though,

458
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 1: hit me. The NFL listens to the podcast. Roger Goodell

459
00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,119
Speaker 1: is sitting in his office and he has been listening

460
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: to the sore losers because we bashed on baseball for

461
00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:40,679
Speaker 1: playing preseason games the other day, and boom, the NFL

462
00:24:40,720 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 1: owners offered the players no preseason games. Let's skip preseason.

463
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: Let's just get straight to the regular season. That's cool.

464
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,119
Speaker 1: If you guys want to take notes from us for

465
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: your business meetings, great, coach, that's good to know that

466
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:59,360
Speaker 1: Rogers listening, Roger. Roger, give us a call one day, Roger, Hey,

467
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,359
Speaker 1: why don't you do a drunk, zoom again and call

468
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 1: at the NFL draft Hey, and film in your basement

469
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:07,119
Speaker 1: and have some shorts that are a little too high. Hey,

470
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 1: coud you hate on him for being drunk. That's awesome, man,

471
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 1: I would totally love to be drunk at work. Who

472
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 1: wouldn't was it was a Friday night, so the guy

473
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 1: had a couple of cocktails. Who cares Friday night at

474
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 1: the house. He's not driving anywhere. It's the best time

475
00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:27,879
Speaker 1: to get drunk. Coach, Coach, have you drank any No? No, no,

476
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: I have not. I wish no, no no. Because Billy

477
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:33,920
Speaker 1: So Billy, my best man, had coronavirus, and he honestly said,

478
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:37,199
Speaker 1: because he had that same congestion, to really break it

479
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:39,640
Speaker 1: up and just get it out of there, he said.

480
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: He yeah, you know, he said, he put down a

481
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: strong I believe it was an old fashioned You just

482
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,880
Speaker 1: put down some bourbon. So I'm passing that along. Do

483
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,520
Speaker 1: it with it? What Why did you wait until the

484
00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: end of Eddie's sickness to put past that alone? Just

485
00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:54,600
Speaker 1: thought of it? I mean, because that's like, that's like

486
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,120
Speaker 1: when we would go hunting when I was a kid,

487
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,080
Speaker 1: my dad would invite all his friends and you know,

488
00:25:58,119 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: we'd be at the deer Lease and we'd all go hunting.

489
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,919
Speaker 1: At three o'clock that's when we would take off and

490
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,080
Speaker 1: go go out, and and at like two, at two

491
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:09,399
Speaker 1: forty five, somebody one of my dad's friends would all

492
00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: be like, alright, alright, what word is the tequila? I need?

493
00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,440
Speaker 1: I need some of that. What do you call aiming fluid?

494
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: And they all take a tequila shot. I'm like, you

495
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 1: guys are all carrying guns and getting drunk on tequila,

496
00:26:21,920 --> 00:26:23,800
Speaker 1: Like it makes no sense, Like what do you you

497
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,640
Speaker 1: guys doing? But but they called aiming fluid. Coach, that's

498
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,840
Speaker 1: just a little bit of grease for the gears. Coach.

499
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: That's why I'm taking antibiotics. Coach, I I don't think

500
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:38,920
Speaker 1: I could be drinking. Okay, well then yeah, stick with that.

501
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 1: Do what the doctors say. Coach a podcast. People love

502
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:47,880
Speaker 1: to make these excuses to drink. Yeah, yeah, a little

503
00:26:47,880 --> 00:26:50,520
Speaker 1: bit of elbow grease. Let you take a shot, that's it.

504
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: On the golf course, you're like, so you can't swing

505
00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:56,800
Speaker 1: a club without alcohol? No, No, it loosens me up

506
00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:59,120
Speaker 1: and loosens the muscles. Dudes, A little yeah, a little

507
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: w d forty for the the joints. I always played

508
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:08,520
Speaker 1: my best golf after a couple of beers. And you're like, okay, buddy, cool,

509
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,200
Speaker 1: if you're gonna go ahead, I get it. You want

510
00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 1: to drink. You don't need to use all these weird

511
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,399
Speaker 1: things that you say about how it helps your swing.

512
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't worry, guys. I don't need a jacket.

513
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:21,720
Speaker 1: I got the liquid heat. Oh yeah, if you don't mind.

514
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:24,639
Speaker 1: Whenever I get on the old Putton Green, I always

515
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,960
Speaker 1: get a little bit shaky, so it takes the shakes

516
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 1: right away. I'm gonna have a Miller light real quick. Okay, dude, cool,

517
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 1: I don't care if you drink lunch box. Were you

518
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 1: with us when that dude lit up on the on

519
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: the golf course? No problem? You Hey, you guys, you guys,

520
00:27:41,800 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 1: mind about that one up real quick? Or like? No, man,

521
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 1: a lunch is like, oh yeah, I don't care if it.

522
00:27:49,440 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: What is Marl Burrow? Yeah? I always like the Virginia Slims.

523
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: I have a good smoke, sir. I'm more of a

524
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:59,159
Speaker 1: pall mall kind of guy. You start smelling it and

525
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: he's like, Eddie, do that doesn't sound smell? Like Virginia

526
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:09,080
Speaker 1: slim there, a little skunky, and they look a little

527
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:15,400
Speaker 1: thicker than a normal Marlboro. But he said he was like, yeah, man,

528
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: I played better when he he did not play better, No,

529
00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:28,040
Speaker 1: he got he was actually pretty good until uh and

530
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:30,080
Speaker 1: maybe that's the way it is, Like he loves the

531
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: ball and I don't even remember losing the ball. He's like, oh,

532
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:35,120
Speaker 1: you know, this looks like my ball. You know, Hey, man,

533
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: I guess that's whatever. But yeah, but the NFL, man,

534
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I mean, that's the smartest thing they've done.

535
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: Because I got Eddie and Ray over here betting on

536
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: preseason baseball. Eddie, what I mean? The thing is with this,

537
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,239
Speaker 1: it's it's the time where you just are back in

538
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 1: the mode of Parlay's embedding sports that were two to

539
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 1: one day away from season starting. This is epic, Coach, coach,

540
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. I love every minute of it. The best

541
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: part about it is that you know, everyone's waiting for

542
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: baseball to start. So all the networks and I'm talking

543
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 1: like the Fox Sports and the U, the Yes networks

544
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: and all those the ones that do you know, all

545
00:29:17,040 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: the local programming for the team. Uh, they're all free

546
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 1: right now, so you've can watch every single baseball game

547
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: happen right now. Coach, it's fantastic. Welcome that, coach. This

548
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,239
Speaker 1: might be on your TV that I've been. I've been

549
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:32,560
Speaker 1: at the office, so I've been have to do it

550
00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:35,080
Speaker 1: on the computer, and so my favorite thing to do

551
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: is just type in MLB free streams, NBA free streams,

552
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,440
Speaker 1: NFL free streams, and then you put Reddit next to it,

553
00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,000
Speaker 1: and they'll pull up a thread with Reddit and they'll

554
00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 1: lead you to the best streams that look the best

555
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: on your computer. Oh that's interesting, and it's all free.

556
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 1: And sometimes you get a coach. Sometimes I get there's

557
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,800
Speaker 1: advertisements and stuff that I'll get that flash across this.

558
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,200
Speaker 1: It's not that annoying. You get pop up ads and

559
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: like virus scans and things like that. But hey, man,

560
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: it's cool. It's on Reddit. Coach. As long as you

561
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 1: do a couple of virus scans before you got to

562
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:13,960
Speaker 1: do some real work. Your wife needs a computer. You're good, coach.

563
00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:16,800
Speaker 1: I'm just amazing. I still haven't. I mean, I'm not

564
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,720
Speaker 1: watching preseason baseball. I don't. I cannot wait for the

565
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 1: first pitch Opening day. Whatever you want to call it.

566
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: I don't know how they're gonna if you're calling it

567
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: opening day. But I am, I'm I'm ready, I'm ready,

568
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,360
Speaker 1: and I can't. But but coach, what's the difference. Why

569
00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:32,040
Speaker 1: are you not watching now just because it does It

570
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 1: doesn't matter, it doesn't mean anything. But you don't like

571
00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,040
Speaker 1: just kind of watching to see how the players are

572
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 1: gonna play and how they're how they're looking. No, because

573
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: I know it's all just it's you're you're not. It's

574
00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:45,720
Speaker 1: not serious business. You know. Pictures may just be working

575
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 1: on a certain pitch, so they're not you know, throwing

576
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,280
Speaker 1: a percent, or they're you know, I'm gonna work on

577
00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 1: my curveball today, so they throw ten curveballs in a row.

578
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like it's just I don't think there's

579
00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 1: dialed in, Like, yeah, all right, we're getting in the

580
00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:01,320
Speaker 1: group of the season. When it starts, that's when they're

581
00:31:01,320 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 1: dialed in. And that's when I'm ready to go. That's

582
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 1: when I'll be locked. And here's some audio. This is

583
00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 1: what an empty stadium sounds, Nicky Lopez with two down,

584
00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,120
Speaker 1: you can really hear that bat Bregman will run out

585
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,920
Speaker 1: of room, you know, when you look back and hear

586
00:31:15,960 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: the ball built, they're still playing the sounds in the

587
00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: stadium like fans I did. It was funny too the

588
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 1: other day they were they were doing the seventh inning

589
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,920
Speaker 1: stretch and they played you know, like taking me after

590
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 1: the ball game or whatever, and they didn't stop. Stop. Yeah,

591
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 1: they did the organ guy did it, you know or whatever.

592
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 1: And then after the after he's done, you hear him

593
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:57,240
Speaker 1: go thank you. Oh my gosh, just right. I love it.

594
00:31:57,520 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 1: I mean, it's gonna be very interesting to see how

595
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,280
Speaker 1: it works. Like they're gonna do that kind of stuff

596
00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,600
Speaker 1: because you need something on the broadcast. You have to

597
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 1: have some kind of entertainment. And the announcers it's gonna

598
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:11,360
Speaker 1: be very weird because they can't commentate on anything in

599
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 1: the stands. It is gonna be strictly what's on the field,

600
00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 1: because usually like, oh, you know there, look at that

601
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: beer tower. Look at what a catch it on the

602
00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 1: foul ball by that guy in the red shirt. You know,

603
00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:24,920
Speaker 1: look at that what a beautiful woman. Oh I want

604
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 1: to grow up in Alabama and be a quarterback. Throw

605
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: the spitskin in the backyard. Dad. Oh, that's what it's

606
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: like to be an Alabama quarterback. I gotta find that,

607
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, like yeah, so it's gonna be interesting

608
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,240
Speaker 1: to see. But baseball looks good. I mean I guess

609
00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:45,160
Speaker 1: the the court and that it's working. No pot in

610
00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 1: the tests haven't been coming back. At the NBA, they

611
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: released their study that since the bubble, they did a

612
00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,200
Speaker 1: second round of test, no positive test. So the bubbles

613
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:59,880
Speaker 1: working the game. When you're at quarterback at Alabama, you

614
00:33:00,040 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: she that lovely lady there she does go to offer

615
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,040
Speaker 1: and I lovely get that. But she also this Alabama

616
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:08,400
Speaker 1: And that's a J. Mccarin's girlfriend. Okay, And right there

617
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: on the ride is D D. Bonner. That's a J's mom. Wow,

618
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 1: I'm telling you, quarterbacks you get all the good looking women.

619
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: It's what a beautiful woman. Wow, he's a J's doing

620
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 1: some things right down. And you're a youngster in Alabama.

621
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:24,920
Speaker 1: Start getting the football out and throw it around the

622
00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:35,760
Speaker 1: backyard with pop? Could you sound a creepier like okay,

623
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,720
Speaker 1: we got it, we got it buddy. That I mean

624
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 1: he was getting his g vs while he was doing

625
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: I love it. That is a ude. Whoa And that's

626
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:49,840
Speaker 1: d D. Bonner. That's his mother, Like he gets all

627
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 1: the hot women. No, it's his mom. He didn't get

628
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:53,719
Speaker 1: to Like, he didn't get that woman. He just came

629
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,160
Speaker 1: into the world and that was his mom. Like, he

630
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 1: didn't pick her, and I want I want that hot woman.

631
00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:02,320
Speaker 1: I mean he said everything shy of Oh what a

632
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: setup is she proportioned? Wow? Even Herbie was like, holy hell,

633
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:19,680
Speaker 1: I agree. She's like when I was at Ohio State,

634
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,760
Speaker 1: they didn't have women like that going out of the QB.

635
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,040
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. I gotta tell you what Brett Musburger.

636
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:27,279
Speaker 1: I was bagging him at Ohio State when I was

637
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 1: quartered back to oh Man And guys, did you see

638
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:37,000
Speaker 1: all right? This is well, this is the culture we

639
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:41,080
Speaker 1: are in now? Is we got everybody got got online

640
00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:44,280
Speaker 1: the other night because Kanye says he's running for president.

641
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,319
Speaker 1: Kanye holds this thing in South Carolina where he wants

642
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 1: everybody to vote for him. Then he has a meltdown

643
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: on Twitter on Monday night, I think it was, and

644
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,239
Speaker 1: he's talking about Kim's trying to make me go into

645
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,920
Speaker 1: a hospital and they're trying to force me into the hospital,

646
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,399
Speaker 1: and he's tweeting all this stuff out. It turns out,

647
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 1: guess what Kanye has an album coming out this Friday.

648
00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:10,279
Speaker 1: What about it? He got us year, But everybody's like,

649
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I'm concerned for Kanye's mental health, Like

650
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,920
Speaker 1: is he, you know, bipolar? Is he does he need meds?

651
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:18,840
Speaker 1: Does he need to be, you know, seeing in a

652
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 1: psych ward. That's what he was insinuating, Like you guys

653
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: are trying to keep me away from my kids. Kim's

654
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,160
Speaker 1: trying to fly here with a doctor and put me

655
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:27,760
Speaker 1: in the hospital. And it was all just him getting

656
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: publicity because he's got an album coming out Friday, Like

657
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: everybody president. I don't know if he really even wants

658
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,800
Speaker 1: to be president for He's just saying that now because

659
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: he had an album coming out and he wanted to

660
00:35:37,760 --> 00:35:39,759
Speaker 1: get his name in the news because if you looked

661
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,799
Speaker 1: at his Twitter feed on Monday night, I mean it

662
00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: was getting thousands upon multiple thousands of retweets and comments

663
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: and favorites, and I mean it was just it was

664
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,279
Speaker 1: trending on Twitter. And it's next day. Kanye has an

665
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: album coming out Friday. Here's the list of songs. Okay,

666
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 1: Like yeah, yeah, I think it's important that people understand

667
00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,279
Speaker 1: how pr works and the whole marketing thing. I mean,

668
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,600
Speaker 1: this is it's exactly how it works. Whenever you read

669
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:08,799
Speaker 1: stories like Justin Bieber, you know, stole a Lamborghini and

670
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: wrecked it. You know, like stuff like that guy he

671
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 1: has an album coming out. Whenever you don't hear from

672
00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,680
Speaker 1: these people in two years, they're like, oh, that's weird.

673
00:36:16,719 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: I haven't really thought about Adele, Yeah, because she's not

674
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:23,759
Speaker 1: making music right now. As soon as she's got music

675
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:26,120
Speaker 1: to come out, guess what she's gonna be like, uh,

676
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:31,879
Speaker 1: licking donuts in a bakery. Come on, Coach, let's be real.

677
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:38,160
Speaker 1: This happens every time somebody's releasing a movie, music, art

678
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:41,399
Speaker 1: or whatever. This is what Hollywood does. This is why

679
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,000
Speaker 1: they do it, and we all fall work, Coach. We're

680
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:48,400
Speaker 1: a bunch of videos. Are also. I also believe that

681
00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 1: that sports does the same thing. Not maybe not so obviously,

682
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 1: and that's not always, but sports does the same thing. Couch. Yeah. Like,

683
00:36:58,239 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 1: I was looking at the kanyeybody was tweeting about it,

684
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,400
Speaker 1: and I was like, what's going on. I went to

685
00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:07,640
Speaker 1: even sent out a tweet Kanye. No. I sent him

686
00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: a tweeting, Kanye, may god speed if the Kanye, if

687
00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:18,200
Speaker 1: the doctors are really worried, and I I hope you

688
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:22,600
Speaker 1: get well. Your friend and mine, Lunchbox loved your album

689
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,680
Speaker 1: back in the day, Easy God love your shoes too Easy,

690
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:33,279
Speaker 1: Dear dear Yea, And I would like to send a

691
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:40,960
Speaker 1: conduct my condolences from my family to yours. Dear Dear Kanye.

692
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:49,359
Speaker 1: Ye just looks did you send him a tweet? I

693
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: just said, man, I hope that Kanye gets the help

694
00:37:52,719 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: he needs. That's all I said. He was part of

695
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: the week got God, Dude, you didn't even you didn't

696
00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: even send that tweet them Coach God, I know, but

697
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:03,960
Speaker 1: I knew you were gonna be okay. I haven't. I

698
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: don't talk to Kanye, and it looked like he was

699
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,600
Speaker 1: really in desperate need to help, like he needed, you know,

700
00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 1: he needed some help. And I was just like, man,

701
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:12,399
Speaker 1: I hope Kanye gets the help he needs. The one

702
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 1: emotion I did have was that's kind of gross. You

703
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: said that about the kid and Kim. I was weird.

704
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:20,359
Speaker 1: I'm not just a weird feeling when the kids old enough,

705
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 1: and then Dad, you said that about me. That's really weird.

706
00:38:23,680 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: But I guess that was all made up and just public.

707
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 1: I think it was all publicity all. But but I'll

708
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: tell you one thing. Kids don't understand this made up

709
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: publicity stuff. You're right right when that kid's old enough

710
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: and starts reading stuff, it's like, Dad, what's up? What

711
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: do you think the kids doesn't know? You can't go

712
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: back to your kids and be like, listen at an

713
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,520
Speaker 1: album coming out. You know how to make up stories

714
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:49,840
Speaker 1: about you and your mom. That's kind They don't understand

715
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: that crap, So it's gonna yeah. So it's basically like

716
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:54,080
Speaker 1: you need to live a life to the point where

717
00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,640
Speaker 1: when your kids are fifteen, they don't go, Mom, Dad,

718
00:38:56,800 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: what the up were you doing? Well, here's the problem

719
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: with with with Kanye and Kim. There's so much out there.

720
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: I mean, the kids can't not gonna be able to

721
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: read all of it. There is that they're so famous

722
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:10,840
Speaker 1: and there's so much and they've been in the spotlight

723
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,359
Speaker 1: for so long that they won't be able to in

724
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: their lifetime. What they won't be able to consume everything

725
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,480
Speaker 1: that Cam Kim and Kanye whatever the hell their names are,

726
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: have said. So I think some of it may get buried.

727
00:39:21,719 --> 00:39:24,479
Speaker 1: But with the Kim, the sex tape is the first

728
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:29,720
Speaker 1: thing they're gonna find when they find they google their mother. God,

729
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: that's crazy. I don't even think about that gross. Can

730
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,600
Speaker 1: you imagine, Coach, if you guys found sex tape of

731
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: your mom held on Ray Just picture Eddie and his

732
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 1: Eddie's mom and Eddie's dad doing it. Wasn't Kanye, I

733
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: know he was Ray J that's true. But I'm just saying,

734
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: like you were. You were just saying, can you imagine

735
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,800
Speaker 1: finding a sex tape or your parents? So Eddie Eddie,

736
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:58,879
Speaker 1: that's different. That's different, Coach. It's like if you found

737
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: a sex tape of your mom with her high school boyfriend.

738
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: Oh JR. Dude, Oh no, dang, that's weird. I can

739
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:16,520
Speaker 1: never imagine my mom hooking up with JR. But yeah, yeah, whatever,

740
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:18,879
Speaker 1: You're like, Okay, that's weird. Yeah, my dad was dating

741
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 1: Penny in high school. Oh Penny. Yeah, And just go

742
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,640
Speaker 1: ahead and throw all the names out there, Coach. I mean,

743
00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 1: and they don't listen. I mean, I I don't think

744
00:40:31,239 --> 00:40:33,279
Speaker 1: they listen. I don't think Penny is listening to the

745
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:35,600
Speaker 1: I don't think in a creepy way. Penny likes to

746
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,520
Speaker 1: listen to the guys she used to hook up with

747
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: Son on a podcast maybe because let's put this way,

748
00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 1: my parents on Facebook. My mom's the only one that

749
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:47,280
Speaker 1: has a Facebook account. My dad doesn't. He just uses

750
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: that one and he put she's dude, she does some

751
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,000
Speaker 1: funny posts on Facebook. Yeah, she's great, dude, you got

752
00:40:55,080 --> 00:41:02,839
Speaker 1: your following, Dude, she'll send out those pokes and so

753
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: my my dad, being funny put the relationship status as

754
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:10,960
Speaker 1: it's complicated. And let's just say one guy from high

755
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:17,239
Speaker 1: school reached out. Oh day wow, and he's like, hey, so,

756
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:20,480
Speaker 1: how complicated is That's been pretty successful? I mean the

757
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: outside the Houston area. What do you do? I mean,

758
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: I'm here for you if you know every if you

759
00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:27,879
Speaker 1: want to talk about anything, if you need anything, I'm

760
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: a great I'd love to talk, but I'm a great listener.

761
00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 1: What I'm freaking a hole. That's funny. Your dad needs

762
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 1: to fly to Houston beat that guy's as with a stick, Eddie.

763
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: Who do you think, Eddie, who's more likely to have

764
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 1: a sex tape? Your mom or your dad? Uh? My dad? Probably? Yeah?

765
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,080
Speaker 1: My dad. Yeah. Okay, let's say you find out what

766
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,359
Speaker 1: right this? If you found out there was a sex

767
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 1: tape of your parents, how much would it cost for

768
00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,839
Speaker 1: you to watch it, like if I if someone, I mean, like,

769
00:42:00,239 --> 00:42:06,240
Speaker 1: probably that's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad.

770
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:09,200
Speaker 1: I'd be awesome, dude, to have an extra sent in

771
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 1: the bank. Oh man, but you gotta watch your mom

772
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 1: video right blows ups and everything. There's like amazing camera

773
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,399
Speaker 1: work for it. You're like, okay, I mean the good

774
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,279
Speaker 1: news is it's gonna be from back in the day,

775
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:32,200
Speaker 1: so it's gonna be an Oh that's true. It doesn't

776
00:42:32,239 --> 00:42:34,760
Speaker 1: have to be from back in the day, from yesterday.

777
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:44,279
Speaker 1: Oh man, oh Eddie, how much? Oh my god, millions, millions, millions, coach, coach.

778
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:48,600
Speaker 1: I don't think you guys understand what meant what seen?

779
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:52,319
Speaker 1: Something can do to your brain, like how many what?

780
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 1: What's the worst thing you've seen? Whatever it is, you

781
00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:59,160
Speaker 1: remember it and you remember every detail still to this day. Yeah,

782
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 1: but don't think it would take me millions of dollars

783
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: to I think that stuff doesn't go away. Yeah, but

784
00:43:06,080 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 1: ever go away? Yeah, but either does being I mean

785
00:43:08,600 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: getting that payday, Like Ray said, twenty thousand, he's got

786
00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,160
Speaker 1: twenty thousand extra dollars in his pocket. I think I

787
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: would probably have to go hundred thousand. Oh I need.

788
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: I need at least a million, oh man, because you

789
00:43:21,719 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 1: gotta think the millions of a life change. A million

790
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,359
Speaker 1: you can do. You can buy a new house, you

791
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 1: can buy a boat, you can do whatever you want

792
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:33,719
Speaker 1: with a million, because you can't. I thought it was

793
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,680
Speaker 1: a little low. I thought twenty thousand was a little low.

794
00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 1: Maybe you know that that That to me was like,

795
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: I don't know about that, But a hundred thousand, I

796
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: feel like that's a pretty good chunk of change. And

797
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: millions just getting greedy, greedy, No, coach, I'm telling you

798
00:43:48,200 --> 00:43:51,319
Speaker 1: I don't want to see it. Well I'm not so no, No,

799
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 1: I don't wake up in the morning and think, Man,

800
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,799
Speaker 1: i'd like to see a sex tape of my dad

801
00:43:54,880 --> 00:43:57,800
Speaker 1: or my mom. But you would do it for a grand,

802
00:43:57,960 --> 00:43:59,279
Speaker 1: But for a hundred grand I would do it. I

803
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 1: mean I would also make out my mom for a

804
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 1: million bucks, So I mean there's different things. For a

805
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: million dollars, I'd make out with my mom, So I

806
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,319
Speaker 1: think a sex tape would be it would not be

807
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,920
Speaker 1: as bad as making out my mom. Well, making out

808
00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 1: with your mom is not bad. I'll do that for free.

809
00:44:13,280 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god. Hey, that was easy.

810
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 1: Hey hey boys, boy, hey, let me ask you this. So, uh,

811
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:30,080
Speaker 1: how many boyfriends the girlfriends do you do your parents?

812
00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: Did your parents have that you know of? I mean,

813
00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 1: I guess I know if Penny and j R. And

814
00:44:37,200 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 1: I mean I figured they weren't very long term because

815
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 1: it was high school, so I betual there was a

816
00:44:40,520 --> 00:44:42,600
Speaker 1: couple in high school. Yeah, the high school ones are

817
00:44:42,600 --> 00:44:45,440
Speaker 1: a year max. And my dad and mom met in

818
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: high school and I think they dated the last semester

819
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: of their senior year, So I would say they didn't

820
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 1: have very many, but maybe they dated, oh here for

821
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:55,759
Speaker 1: a month, you for a month. And but I just

822
00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,560
Speaker 1: knew about Penny and j R. Like what's crazy is that? Yeah? Yeah,

823
00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,360
Speaker 1: we know the one or two that they had in

824
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,319
Speaker 1: high school or maybe college or something or whatever and

825
00:45:04,360 --> 00:45:08,120
Speaker 1: then they got married. Right. But but if our kids,

826
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:12,720
Speaker 1: oh jesus, if they knew, you know, how many people

827
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 1: you know, we hooked up with or whatever, like they

828
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:20,959
Speaker 1: would never know. I I don't even know all their names.

829
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,840
Speaker 1: I mean just being real, like, there's no way, there's

830
00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:26,719
Speaker 1: no way. So baby bos is gonna be like yam.

831
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:32,480
Speaker 1: So my dad had, santhia Um had and then Sarah

832
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,640
Speaker 1: and then that's it, and then his wife and then

833
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: my mom. But then in reality it'd be like, no,

834
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 1: he did it. Yeah, there was a Monica Jasmine, I

835
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: mean as Morelda, I mean whatever, we coach those there's

836
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:56,240
Speaker 1: some exotic names, coach, as Morelda, Loupeta. Uh, as Morelda

837
00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:58,439
Speaker 1: is really the name I used when h the first

838
00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:01,759
Speaker 1: I first started seeing my wife and there my nosey fan.

839
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: What's her name? I was like Esmeralda, because you know,

840
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:05,480
Speaker 1: you don't think it's gonna last. You're never gonna meet

841
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,440
Speaker 1: this chick, Like, I'll just tell your name is Esmrelda,

842
00:46:07,480 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 1: Gonna get off my back. And so it's just funny

843
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: because as kids, we think we know what our parents

844
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 1: live and how they live because of the stories they

845
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: told us, but in reality, we don't know what they did. Okay,

846
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: finally you got to your point. Now I hear it,

847
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: and I got you, and I agree with you totally.

848
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 1: As creative, we'll never know that, and they'll never know

849
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:31,320
Speaker 1: the depth of how we lived our lives. It's deep, Coach,

850
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: deep coach, say stick yourself in quarantine for twelve days

851
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:37,400
Speaker 1: because what you get, well did You're about to have

852
00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 1: this mL beast. You don't even need to worry about

853
00:46:39,840 --> 00:46:43,080
Speaker 1: the online basketball anymore. And deep, you can throw the

854
00:46:43,160 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: video game, the video console, video game console out the window.

855
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:48,279
Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna have Sports seven, you got the

856
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 1: MLS tournament, you got everything, and you got the TV

857
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 1: show I told you, I'm sorry. Did you watch it? So?

858
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 1: I watched episode one coach of what does it have

859
00:46:57,120 --> 00:47:00,640
Speaker 1: a title? It's called I'm Sorry on Netflix. Okay. So

860
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,080
Speaker 1: I was looking for a show because my wife and

861
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:05,919
Speaker 1: I we needed a comedy thirty minutes because we don't

862
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:07,360
Speaker 1: have a lot of time to watch TV. So I

863
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: put the feelers out on Twitter, and I got hundreds

864
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,120
Speaker 1: of responses and the one that I mean batter's box

865
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:17,800
Speaker 1: instead of texting. Instead of text texting me, he replies

866
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:20,359
Speaker 1: on Twitter, and I see his reply and that says,

867
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:25,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. On Netflix, You're welcome in advance. So I'm like, okay,

868
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: let me check this out. And it is this husband

869
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,359
Speaker 1: and wife and they have one daughter who's like five

870
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:34,319
Speaker 1: years old. What if everybody has a batter's box here?

871
00:47:34,800 --> 00:47:37,839
Speaker 1: And this woman is a comedian, she's like her, She's

872
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: a comedian, that's her job. And the husband's a lawyer.

873
00:47:43,520 --> 00:47:47,160
Speaker 1: It's hysterical. We don't have to know every it's hysterical, Coach.

874
00:47:47,200 --> 00:47:50,440
Speaker 1: There's nothing funnier than a husband being a lawyer thrown

875
00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: into a TV right, watch it and tell me it's not.

876
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: It's hysterical, Eddie. Okay, So so it is funny, I

877
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,839
Speaker 1: mean it is. It is funny. Yeah, Like I would

878
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: compare it to the girl version of Curve your enthusiast that. Yeah,

879
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:09,319
Speaker 1: I've seen that. It's kind of it's kind of got

880
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 1: that feel where it's kind of like, you know, it's

881
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:15,080
Speaker 1: a comedy, but and it's a it's like you're just

882
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,560
Speaker 1: kind of like living her real life as a comedian.

883
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like that. It's cool. The only

884
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:23,800
Speaker 1: problem code it's a little raunchy. It's a little raunchy. Like, no,

885
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: it is raunchy. It is a little raunchy. It's a

886
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 1: little Dane Cook. I mean it's pretty bad. Like they

887
00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 1: curse a lot, and they the topics that we talk

888
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:37,359
Speaker 1: about pretty raunchy. Did I laugh, Yes, I did, though

889
00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:43,320
Speaker 1: I laughed. I tell you it's not safe for kids, Like,

890
00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 1: if your kids are around, you can't watch it. Yourona

891
00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 1: and you're in the room sequestered away and locked, then

892
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:54,959
Speaker 1: you can out watch the show. Yeah, Ray, there there's

893
00:48:54,960 --> 00:48:57,000
Speaker 1: no chance Ray that if you watch this with your girl,

894
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,600
Speaker 1: she's gonna like it. No, she doesn't like Raunchy at all.

895
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,840
Speaker 1: So because after the first episode my wife was like,

896
00:49:03,040 --> 00:49:04,759
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know if I like it,

897
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:10,000
Speaker 1: and we kept watching. She is all in. She loves it.

898
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 1: Do you hear her laughing out loud over there on

899
00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: the couch, like, oh, just hysterically laughing, laugh louder. I

900
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: mean it is. It's very entertaining, very entertaining. Would you

901
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: say that that's your that's your favorite show on right now?

902
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,479
Speaker 1: I mean, that's really all I'm watching right now because

903
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't really have a show right now because we

904
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: we we already went through Ship's Creek, we went through Uh,

905
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:40,399
Speaker 1: we already finished VAT, we finished Modern Family. We I mean,

906
00:49:40,480 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 1: so I was out of shows, like I didn't have anything,

907
00:49:43,760 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: and so that's what I was looking for. And we

908
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 1: finished Silicon Valley, UM's so good, and so we just

909
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,839
Speaker 1: needed something and that's what we came up with. Hey,

910
00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 1: did you do you end up watching the Short Game?

911
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,680
Speaker 1: No yet, No, not yet. I is too I mean

912
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now, I'm hooked on. I'm sorry,

913
00:50:03,719 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 1: like it's just it's uh, you don't have to be sorry,

914
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:11,000
Speaker 1: but Edny, I need you to watch Hey for the

915
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:15,120
Speaker 1: next podcast, watch the second episode you want to talk about. Uncomfortable?

916
00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I mean the first one. The first one

917
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,719
Speaker 1: made me feel a little uncomfortable, you know, when they're

918
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: at the party and everything. Oh yeah, you know who

919
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:28,200
Speaker 1: I think is the funniest in that show though, just

920
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: just by watching the first episode. The guys that her

921
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:36,480
Speaker 1: her best friend, her best friend. He's great. God, that

922
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 1: is hilarious. Oh man, I never heard of it. Like,

923
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:43,719
Speaker 1: I don't know where. There's so many shows out there.

924
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 1: I don't know how people find these, Like, I don't

925
00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,480
Speaker 1: know how you find that on Netflix, like you just

926
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:50,359
Speaker 1: type in comedy. I think this one is a show

927
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: on True TV or something right or like one of

928
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 1: those networks. Oh yeah, it does have the True TV

929
00:50:54,840 --> 00:50:57,239
Speaker 1: logo at the beginning. I think that means that that

930
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: it aired originally on True TV and then Netflix bought it.

931
00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's it's so good, so good. Right, what

932
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 1: are you watching? What do you watch right now? Well?

933
00:51:07,520 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 1: What I am watching is Eddie on Twitter. What is

934
00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: this thing you posted, coach? Do you're sucking down? It

935
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 1: almost looks like a bomb. Yeah, is there audience? Oh

936
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: you have the music in the background. Oh, it's pod

937
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 1: to any baby. There's hardly any smack pofe that goes

938
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: on in baseball because then it's great, coach. That's my

939
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: breathing treatment that I gotta do every four hours, just

940
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: a kind of get my chest loose. But who did that?

941
00:51:39,280 --> 00:51:41,200
Speaker 1: The doctor told you do that or you you're just

942
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: being ahead of the game. I told the doctor that

943
00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: we had that machine and and they're like, that's perfect,

944
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,000
Speaker 1: That's exactly what you need. So yeah, my fiance has

945
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,320
Speaker 1: the same one she had to do at times, so

946
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: I can either do it inhaler or that, so I

947
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:59,040
Speaker 1: kind of alternate a little bit because that takes like minutes.

948
00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: You gotta sit there and puff puff give coach, And

949
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:07,840
Speaker 1: isn't it's to make sure that you're oxygen levels are

950
00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:10,640
Speaker 1: in the right place. Right, I don't know what it's doing.

951
00:52:10,719 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 1: As soon as I'm done with it, I can breathe.

952
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: It definitely take deep breath better, but then it kind

953
00:52:16,520 --> 00:52:19,640
Speaker 1: of goes away after like, well, then that's when you

954
00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:23,360
Speaker 1: need the actual good stuff, coach, the good good the

955
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:29,040
Speaker 1: yeah that'll last for a while with a with a

956
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 1: white Russian or what was that white white mule? Billy

957
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:37,240
Speaker 1: said to do the bourbon. It's called an old fashioned.

958
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,319
Speaker 1: I don't have one of the I don't have bourbon, Coach,

959
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 1: I got in my closet. I have tequila. You keep

960
00:52:43,800 --> 00:52:48,040
Speaker 1: it in your closet. Are you homeless? Like you have

961
00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: a homeless liquor captain if you keep the bottles in

962
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:55,879
Speaker 1: your closet, Coach, I got foster kids couch, Yeah, would

963
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:59,600
Speaker 1: they be gravitating towards them? Got foster kids. So when

964
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:02,600
Speaker 1: they come to do the inspection, you can't have liquor. No,

965
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:05,080
Speaker 1: not that, not that we can't. We just do. They

966
00:53:05,200 --> 00:53:07,360
Speaker 1: can't accidentally, you know, open up a drawer and be like,

967
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:10,160
Speaker 1: oh what is this well? And probably were they drinking?

968
00:53:12,120 --> 00:53:14,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you gotta assume you gotta assume that they

969
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 1: saw all that. Yeah, oh I didn't even think about that.

970
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,120
Speaker 1: I just thought you were like you lived like a

971
00:53:21,200 --> 00:53:23,000
Speaker 1: homeless dude and stuck in your closet, or you had

972
00:53:23,040 --> 00:53:26,200
Speaker 1: in a plastic bag. Could keep it in my backpack.

973
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:30,880
Speaker 1: We had a foster kid and he I think he

974
00:53:31,040 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: was already getting drunk, and so when he came and

975
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,439
Speaker 1: lived with us, we couldn't, like, did be a beer

976
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:38,680
Speaker 1: commercial on my dad like, oh, what's outside? Look it whoa,

977
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:41,920
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful day. And it was so weird. And

978
00:53:41,960 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: then my parents said they can't be even c alcohol.

979
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:47,359
Speaker 1: So I guess because he was already getting this wash.

980
00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:50,439
Speaker 1: Your kid as young as he was, was already drinking. Yeah,

981
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:52,160
Speaker 1: they tell us you gotta, you know, drink it out

982
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,160
Speaker 1: of a cup or something, or or just you just

983
00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:59,000
Speaker 1: can't have the bottles visible. Dang, it could trigger back

984
00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:02,319
Speaker 1: memories or whatever. One there was one day one day

985
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,759
Speaker 1: where he's got the bottle in his hand in the newspaper.

986
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:11,880
Speaker 1: So the family left to go do something whatever. Home alone,

987
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 1: I think something was on TV, and I'm like, i'n't

988
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:17,799
Speaker 1: gonna get a beer and watch whatever. And I had

989
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,520
Speaker 1: a Dosakis drinking the beer or whatever, and I finished it.

990
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:24,560
Speaker 1: But then I just kind of like laid down on

991
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:26,920
Speaker 1: the couch and I still had it in my hand,

992
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:32,120
Speaker 1: and the family comes home and my foster kid lives

993
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: with the body was like, hey, what's that. I'm like,

994
00:54:34,800 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 1: what's what that? But that that bottle. What is that?

995
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, Oh, I don't know, I just found it.

996
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: It's kind of cool, huh. And I just kind of

997
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,080
Speaker 1: acted like I was. I was acting like I found

998
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: it outside and I was just kind of twirling around,

999
00:54:47,280 --> 00:54:49,800
Speaker 1: you know, like holding it. It's just an empty bottle.

1000
00:54:49,800 --> 00:54:51,520
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just found it's kind of cool green.

1001
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:57,080
Speaker 1: And he's like, yeah, that is kind of cool. I

1002
00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:01,520
Speaker 1: don't know. I fe it was a message in the bottle.

1003
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:06,839
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, alright now though,

1004
00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 1: I think I'm done with it. Man. I thought about, yeah,

1005
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,400
Speaker 1: put it up. There was a cool looking bottle. But

1006
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,720
Speaker 1: you know what, whatever, green bottle, it's just a color.

1007
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 1: It's just a bottle away. I mean, what's cooler than

1008
00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,280
Speaker 1: a milk carton or you know, like you O J bottle.

1009
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:25,480
Speaker 1: I mean it cares about a green bottle. This is

1010
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:32,960
Speaker 1: kind of cool. Why don't we start looking for other bottles? Oh? Man? Alright,

1011
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,840
Speaker 1: good stuff? Well before we go, uh, cultures from the

1012
00:55:38,320 --> 00:55:40,319
Speaker 1: we are the sold losers at Gmail. Thank you, coach,

1013
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,399
Speaker 1: because we thought you were saying that if you don't

1014
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:45,800
Speaker 1: set up an email, we think it's just you talking. Cultures.

1015
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:48,319
Speaker 1: Look what the girlfriend got me from my birthday. Her

1016
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 1: birthday just passed on June fourteenth. Also, we both had

1017
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: quarantine celebrations. Was hoping she could get a shout out

1018
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 1: on the podcast. Her name is Jessica and she has

1019
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: a teacher so she's been super swamped and stressed lately.

1020
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:02,880
Speaker 1: That's from your boyfriend Walter and he she bought him

1021
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:11,120
Speaker 1: a store Losers T shirt. Um. Also she's been swamped summer. Well,

1022
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:12,960
Speaker 1: I think she swamped because she had to do a

1023
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,520
Speaker 1: lot of at home and then now she has to

1024
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,759
Speaker 1: get ready for next year. The teachers that I used

1025
00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: to day at three months off and didn't do a

1026
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:26,319
Speaker 1: thing though, Way, when did you date them before my fiance? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

1027
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,640
Speaker 1: and just making sure. But yeah, shout out to Jessica.

1028
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:31,520
Speaker 1: That was the best gift you could ever get, a dude,

1029
00:56:31,719 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: or you know, if anybody wants to buy one, shop

1030
00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:36,960
Speaker 1: swore Losers dot com. Uh so, yeah, enjoy the show,

1031
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,000
Speaker 1: hey coach coach. And by the way, I meant to

1032
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,799
Speaker 1: ask you, so my mom texted me she wants one.

1033
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:44,160
Speaker 1: Uh I don't want to make her buy one. How

1034
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:46,279
Speaker 1: do I get one of those? What do you mean?

1035
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:49,319
Speaker 1: Do we have any extra line around or do order.

1036
00:56:49,560 --> 00:56:52,439
Speaker 1: Just give her the website. Yeah, shop swore losers dot com.

1037
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 1: I make my mom buys right with my face on it. Well,

1038
00:56:58,680 --> 00:57:03,000
Speaker 1: here's the crazy thing. My parents bought shirts. I love

1039
00:57:03,080 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 1: this And what's the crazy thing. Well, I'm just saying,

1040
00:57:06,200 --> 00:57:10,399
Speaker 1: I'm uh, that's nice. I mean it does show support. Yeah,

1041
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:12,440
Speaker 1: they well they they surprised me. What they did is

1042
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,680
Speaker 1: they bought them and then when we face time one day,

1043
00:57:15,600 --> 00:57:17,480
Speaker 1: they were wearing the shirts and that was pretty cool.

1044
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:20,840
Speaker 1: That's pretty that's pretty cool. Yeah now now, now now,

1045
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,080
Speaker 1: Batter's Box. Batter's Box, on the other hand, took two

1046
00:57:24,120 --> 00:57:26,480
Speaker 1: and a half months before he even mentioned the shirts.

1047
00:57:26,680 --> 00:57:29,440
Speaker 1: He was the one crying before we had shirts, like,

1048
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 1: oh my god, you guys gotta get shirts, you gotta

1049
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:35,120
Speaker 1: get shirts. Then we finally got shirts, and he never

1050
00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 1: mentioned that he wanted a shirt or any didn't even

1051
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:39,800
Speaker 1: mention the shirts. Then finally, after two and a half months,

1052
00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: he goes, dude, am I gonna get a shirt? Or

1053
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 1: what am I gonna do? Is mentioned I was just asking, jeez, dude,

1054
00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: I got my chick her shirt and I swear it's

1055
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 1: her favorite little nighty. I mean, I prefer the teddy

1056
00:57:53,920 --> 00:57:56,480
Speaker 1: but she switched over to the sore losers shirt. And

1057
00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:58,760
Speaker 1: I've seen I see that thing at least three times

1058
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,040
Speaker 1: a week. Hey, we have it's a little weird. We're

1059
00:58:02,080 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 1: going to bed with you, goch That's what I'm saying.

1060
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,160
Speaker 1: I've asked her before to turn inside out, coach. Do

1061
00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,240
Speaker 1: you like going to bed with us? Looking at your coach?

1062
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's very weird because right starts kissing

1063
00:58:14,120 --> 00:58:18,800
Speaker 1: on her neck, starts going whoa. The way the shirt

1064
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:23,680
Speaker 1: is set up, our faces are sitting right on on

1065
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:30,480
Speaker 1: the chat the upper shelf R Mountain range. Baby, I

1066
00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:34,760
Speaker 1: like the mountain climb. You're you're grabbing away next thing

1067
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 1: you know, you realize it's my face you got. You

1068
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:43,520
Speaker 1: got your finger up Eddie's nose, Like, come on, but

1069
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: I'm sure we could get your mama's shirt. Okay. I

1070
00:58:46,720 --> 00:58:48,560
Speaker 1: was just wondering because she's asked. She asked like three

1071
00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: weeks ago. I forgot. Yeah. Yeah, Well you have bigger

1072
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: things going on, you know, Hey, coach, what about kids sizes?

1073
00:58:54,640 --> 00:58:56,800
Speaker 1: They have kids sizes too for the little boys. I'm

1074
00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: not buying, so I don't know. I don't even know

1075
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,919
Speaker 1: if they I mean, I need to look. I don't

1076
00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 1: know if they have I've never thought about. I do

1077
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 1: know if they don't have the three XL because one

1078
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:08,440
Speaker 1: of our listeners was pretty upset, and you know what

1079
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,760
Speaker 1: we you know what we need to do. I'm gonna try,

1080
00:59:10,880 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 1: you know, because it's uh, it's a one week anniversary

1081
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:16,360
Speaker 1: of Bananas winning his seventh title. I'm gonna try to

1082
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: get Johnny Bananas on here from the challenge. Do you

1083
00:59:21,000 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 1: do you want us to be on that, coach or

1084
00:59:22,560 --> 00:59:24,200
Speaker 1: just wanted to be you and Bananas? No, No, of

1085
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 1: course I want you guys to be on it. Coach.

1086
00:59:26,600 --> 00:59:29,040
Speaker 1: I wouldn't know a single thing to ask that guy.

1087
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: I have no idea who he is. Well, if Bananas

1088
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: was right next to me at the gas station buying cigarettes, coach,

1089
00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know. That's disrespect of the greatest of

1090
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:42,000
Speaker 1: all time. And also I thought you weren't going into

1091
00:59:42,040 --> 00:59:48,720
Speaker 1: gas stations and stuff. No, I'm saying if okay, I mean,

1092
00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:53,680
Speaker 1: you just gotta think about it. Bananas has seven, Jordan's six.

1093
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,400
Speaker 1: I mean, who's the best of all time? What is

1094
00:59:56,480 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: this bachelorette? What is this the challenge? Oh? I mean,

1095
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:06,240
Speaker 1: are you being serious. Yeah, Coach, I think we've ray

1096
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,360
Speaker 1: you want to tell them. I think I think we've

1097
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,320
Speaker 1: come up with a decision. Coach. That's just I don't

1098
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:14,360
Speaker 1: think anyone's anyone's watching that coach at one point two

1099
01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:20,240
Speaker 1: million people. You know, I get the numbers, Coach. You

1100
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:22,520
Speaker 1: keep telling us the numbers, but but every time you

1101
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:25,120
Speaker 1: put this on Twitter, everyone's always like, we don't even

1102
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:27,600
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. Dude. Those numbers are kind

1103
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:29,960
Speaker 1: of like the COVID numbers. It's just a bunch of numbers.

1104
01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,320
Speaker 1: To me, show me people wearing masks, show us businesses. Okay,

1105
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:38,320
Speaker 1: I'll show you rings, Tom Brady six rings, Jordan's six rings,

1106
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:43,000
Speaker 1: Bananas seven. I mean you want to put him in

1107
01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,600
Speaker 1: the goat conversation. I mean that as you want. Coach. Again,

1108
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. Coach. I don't come on.

1109
01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: I'm just disappointed. But yeah, I'm thinking about trying to

1110
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:56,640
Speaker 1: get him on our podcast. And there was a truck

1111
01:00:56,760 --> 01:01:00,120
Speaker 1: driver he tweeted us said the truck drivers out there

1112
01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: right now don't like this, And Blake Dugas said, I'm

1113
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:06,440
Speaker 1: a truck driver and I loved the challenge recap. Well,

1114
01:01:06,520 --> 01:01:09,680
Speaker 1: thank you Blake Dugas. Thank you. He didn't miss an

1115
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:13,320
Speaker 1: episode this year. Speaking of truck Speaking of truck drivers,

1116
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:15,880
Speaker 1: I think my ups driver knows who I am because

1117
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:21,240
Speaker 1: every time he drives by, honk. No. Yeah, I feel

1118
01:01:21,280 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: like he's like honking and being like, you know, get well,

1119
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: fud oh man, that's kind of cool, yeah man. But

1120
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:29,760
Speaker 1: but every time he honks, I get up and look

1121
01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:31,800
Speaker 1: and I miss him. So I don't know who it is,

1122
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,640
Speaker 1: but it's it's weird that they honk every time they

1123
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 1: go to my house. And when when you get better,

1124
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,840
Speaker 1: you can stand out there and hold up a sign,

1125
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 1: thank you, I got better because of your honks. Good

1126
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: idea coach, all right, anything else you want to say.

1127
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: Or he's wanting your wife to come to the door,

1128
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 1: so I'm deal courtesy honkh or or he's been chilling

1129
01:01:54,200 --> 01:01:57,680
Speaker 1: with my wife. That's how he knows if you're home

1130
01:01:57,840 --> 01:02:05,840
Speaker 1: or not. Oh my god. Yeah, he gives the one

1131
01:02:05,880 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: honk to let her know he's going around another block

1132
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 1: if she can go through the gate. Just notice if

1133
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 1: the honk happens and then she says, funny, I'm gonna

1134
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 1: go run and grab something. Then you coach, then it

1135
01:02:15,840 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: needs to be a telltale sign for you. Yeah, oh,

1136
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:22,320
Speaker 1: I want I want to I want to tell you

1137
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:24,840
Speaker 1: guys something. I ordered something on Amazon for the kids.

1138
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: It's like, um, it's a baseball batting practice thing made

1139
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:34,480
Speaker 1: by Skills. See if you've heard of this, So so

1140
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:36,480
Speaker 1: you have to get them that because they don't got

1141
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 1: a dad. Yeah, well because they Yeah, they can do

1142
01:02:39,520 --> 01:02:45,040
Speaker 1: it themselves. Skills is an online multiplayer competition platform that's

1143
01:02:45,080 --> 01:02:48,160
Speaker 1: not a Skills with a Z R S. Yeah. I

1144
01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 1: think it's a z Skills baseball baseball. Okay, I found it. Okay, coach,

1145
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,600
Speaker 1: this is the one I ordered. Was its It's it's

1146
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,640
Speaker 1: a string to rings with a baseball in between. The

1147
01:03:01,680 --> 01:03:03,600
Speaker 1: baseball has a hole in it, so it kind of

1148
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:06,560
Speaker 1: slides up and down the line, right, and so you

1149
01:03:06,720 --> 01:03:10,520
Speaker 1: tie you tie one end of the strings to a

1150
01:03:10,680 --> 01:03:13,320
Speaker 1: tree or to the wall or whatever, and then you

1151
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:17,320
Speaker 1: get about I don't know, twenty thirty ft away and

1152
01:03:17,520 --> 01:03:20,160
Speaker 1: you separate. You have the ball where you are, and

1153
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:22,560
Speaker 1: then you separate it and it throws. It's like pitches

1154
01:03:22,600 --> 01:03:25,160
Speaker 1: the ball towards the kid, towards the batter and they

1155
01:03:25,240 --> 01:03:27,400
Speaker 1: hit it back to you. And then you spread the

1156
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:32,400
Speaker 1: line open again. And it flows it down. You see it. Well,

1157
01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:37,760
Speaker 1: they got quite a few baseball trainers. Dude, do like

1158
01:03:37,920 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: baseball on a string. Well, they got the Hurricane, the

1159
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:47,320
Speaker 1: quick stick, the Hitaway portable stick. Yeah. Yeah, I've never

1160
01:03:47,400 --> 01:03:51,640
Speaker 1: understood the quick stick, the target swing trainer, the Hitaway Jr.

1161
01:03:52,360 --> 01:03:59,840
Speaker 1: The power stick, the Hurricane, Select Hit, the zipping hits,

1162
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:04,080
Speaker 1: hipping hit. That's it. It's where you're holding the two

1163
01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:07,080
Speaker 1: handles at the end. Yes, yes, yes, And then the

1164
01:04:07,160 --> 01:04:09,480
Speaker 1: ball is by you. You set your kid up to

1165
01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,960
Speaker 1: you know, the bat, and then you pull it apart,

1166
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:14,920
Speaker 1: you pull the strings apart, and then it's it's throws

1167
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:17,240
Speaker 1: the ball towards them. Yeah, that's it. I see I

1168
01:04:17,600 --> 01:04:19,480
Speaker 1: see the guy with it tied to the tree. Yeah.

1169
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:22,200
Speaker 1: Look he the dad looks like he's flying a kite.

1170
01:04:22,280 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 1: He has the two handles. Yeah, okay, what I mean,

1171
01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:30,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. I might have been suckered into it,

1172
01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:32,920
Speaker 1: but I saw it. It's got, it's got, it's got.

1173
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:35,640
Speaker 1: It looks good. It got two point one rating out

1174
01:04:35,680 --> 01:04:44,400
Speaker 1: of five. That's not good. Yeah, okay, well it's only

1175
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 1: twenty bucks. It's only twenty bucks, but I feel like,

1176
01:04:47,040 --> 01:04:49,400
Speaker 1: I mean, it got, it got five stars for ease

1177
01:04:49,440 --> 01:04:55,720
Speaker 1: of assembly, quality of product one point seven is the

1178
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 1: average coach, you'd be better off putting the ball in

1179
01:04:59,520 --> 01:05:03,440
Speaker 1: a string and getting a stick from a tree. I mean, well,

1180
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:05,560
Speaker 1: you know what, coach, when it breaks, it's probably what

1181
01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:07,440
Speaker 1: I'll do. I'll just kind of stick a rope in

1182
01:05:07,760 --> 01:05:09,360
Speaker 1: that ball thing and then hang it from a tree

1183
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,560
Speaker 1: and they can practice that way. Shipped me a week ago,

1184
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 1: practicing with my son. First three times he hit the

1185
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:20,440
Speaker 1: plastic ball, the ring broke. Hey, power hitter cut, he's

1186
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:23,479
Speaker 1: a power hitter. Thought that this might be a cheaper

1187
01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: way to get in some practice swings from my eleven

1188
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:27,320
Speaker 1: year old right at the start, But the ball wouldn't

1189
01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:29,200
Speaker 1: travel more than eight inches at best. Had to shorten

1190
01:05:29,240 --> 01:05:31,280
Speaker 1: the cord to a total of fifty it wouldn't even

1191
01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:32,560
Speaker 1: make it to the end of the string, so I

1192
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:36,040
Speaker 1: could never get it back to him. All right, I mean,

1193
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,400
Speaker 1: there may be a bad idea coach. No, Hey, you're

1194
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:41,960
Speaker 1: you're trying. You're trying, and it came in today too.

1195
01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:44,920
Speaker 1: Oh well, get out there. Well you can't go out there.

1196
01:05:44,960 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 1: But I can't get out there. Maybe tomorrow we'll see.

1197
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't know if it was something that

1198
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,920
Speaker 1: you know you all Dad used or whatever if you

1199
01:05:53,080 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 1: Keith use that those kind of things. No, no teeth keeps.

1200
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:58,640
Speaker 1: Just threw you the baseball and told you to hit it. Hey,

1201
01:05:59,480 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 1: I'm then still your curveball. See if you can hear

1202
01:06:02,920 --> 01:06:10,640
Speaker 1: it with your pants down? Oh couch. At least it's

1203
01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:19,120
Speaker 1: easy assembly you got, Oh boy, Bro, Bro, it don't

1204
01:06:19,120 --> 01:06:21,080
Speaker 1: even makes sense. I don't know how to bro this together,

1205
01:06:21,200 --> 01:06:24,760
Speaker 1: makes no sense. It's as I'm a center. Bro. Get

1206
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:26,680
Speaker 1: out of the paint. I don't need you anywhere in

1207
01:06:26,760 --> 01:06:29,280
Speaker 1: my way. Don't try and pick somebody, bro. Just clear

1208
01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:32,120
Speaker 1: out the lane. Bro. Bro, I don't need you to

1209
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:35,000
Speaker 1: screen for me. Bro, I don't need you to do anything.

1210
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,960
Speaker 1: Just get up out of my way. Bro. This guy sucks. Bro.

1211
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 1: This guy's garbage. This is trash. Bro. Bro, you're terrible. Bro.

1212
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 1: I told one of the guys one time. I was like,

1213
01:06:44,480 --> 01:06:46,800
Speaker 1: all right, guys, I'm just gonna turn. I'm just gonna

1214
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,600
Speaker 1: get out of your play call dude to shoot myself,

1215
01:06:54,560 --> 01:06:59,400
Speaker 1: and with that, we'll see you on Friday. All right,

1216
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,600
Speaker 1: goodbye for on ah h