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Speaker 5: From Milwaukee for the RNC this week, but because of
Speaker 5: the attempt on the former president's life, our venue, the
Speaker 5: venue in which we planned to this show is a theater,
Speaker 5: which was originally located in the soft perimeter they called
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Speaker 5: They built cages around the theater, and because of that,
Speaker 5: we felt that we cannot logistically put on the theater
Speaker 5: shows effectively without.
Speaker 1: People. But I do want to say to the city
Speaker 1: of Milwaukee.
Speaker 5: The Mayor of Milwaukee could not have been more accommodating
Speaker 5: to the show more gracious to us. We thank you
Speaker 5: so much. I do hope that we will be able
Speaker 5: to come back to Milwaukee. We really do want to
Speaker 5: come back at some point and make up some of
Speaker 5: the events we had planned, especially our in Dog Decisions.
Speaker 5: We get dogs adopted and people registered to vote, or
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Speaker 5: don't remember. But as always, the biggest slice of praise
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Speaker 5: a program this very Tuesday night. It's remarkable work, and
Speaker 5: I just want to thank.
Speaker 1: The remarkable remarkable.
Speaker 5: All right, But even though we are not in Milwaukee,
Speaker 5: last night was night one of the RNC, and obviously,
Speaker 5: after what happened this weekend, there was a clear theme
Speaker 5: going in.
Speaker 6: Obviously right now, unity is a theme that we need
Speaker 6: to be focused on.
Speaker 1: I think that we're going to hear a lot of
Speaker 1: unifying top speeches.
Speaker 4: We got to create some unity.
Speaker 1: The vitriol and the hatred it needs to stop.
Speaker 4: We shall bring the temperature down.
Speaker 6: Let's turn this moment into a moment that helps us
Speaker 6: down that path of healing and unity.
Speaker 7: Wow.
Speaker 5: That that is Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin. He is
Speaker 5: known as a particularly divisive, divisive or whoever you want to.
Speaker 1: Pronounce that, a divisive figure.
Speaker 5: So to hear that healing rhetoric coming from Ron Johnson
Speaker 5: is impressive.
Speaker 1: I for one, look forward to hearing his unifying remarks
Speaker 1: on the convention floor today's Democrat agenda.
Speaker 3: Their policies are a clear and pressing danger to America.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I guess he's what's known as unity in
Speaker 5: the streets, divisive in the sheets.
Speaker 1: But to be fair, to be fair, and I want
Speaker 1: to be fair in this new environment.
Speaker 5: Senator Johnson did not mean to stoke anger his teleprompter did.
Speaker 8: What he wanted loaded in the prompture was that we
Speaker 8: needed a somber moment in history. We should heed President
Speaker 8: Trump's call to unite, to be strong, to be determined,
Speaker 8: We must heal. He said, I don't know how the
Speaker 8: other one got in there and screwed up the teleprompter,
Speaker 8: but again he went ahead and read it.
Speaker 1: What a douchebag. Sorry, I didn't mean to say that
Speaker 1: that was in my teleprompter. I apologize.
Speaker 5: Rogue teleprompters weren't the only ones having trouble adjusting to
Speaker 5: the Republican's new tone. One particularly fiery member of Congress
Speaker 5: struggled mightily as her body rejected the unity theme.
Speaker 1: As though it were transplanted like a monkey heart.
Speaker 7: The founding father of the America First Movement, Donald John Trump,
Speaker 7: make America successful again, wealthy again, the country we deserve.
Speaker 1: She knows she's making that noise, right, Okay? Oh? Is
Speaker 1: that is that the noise she makes?
Speaker 5: When the interior monologue is going, Marjorie, there's gonna be
Speaker 5: plenty of time to talk about satanic democrats.
Speaker 1: Just keep it in, Marjorie. Just I just oh, this
Speaker 1: is this is hard to do.
Speaker 5: But perhaps the weirdest moment of last night was the
Speaker 5: RNC looked like it was turning into the DNC. One
Speaker 5: of its featured speakers was Amber Rose, founder of the
Speaker 5: La Slut Walk and a sex positive pro choice internet celebrity.
Speaker 7: Donald Trump and his supporters don't care if you're black, white, gay,
Speaker 7: or straight.
Speaker 1: It's all love. It's all love. It's love.
Speaker 5: You just better hope oh that love doesn't lead to
Speaker 5: an eck topic of pregnancy, because ah, the guys know
Speaker 5: what I'm talking about. They're failing that in the old
Speaker 5: Filippian tubes over. But the moment that really felt like
Speaker 5: the DNC had snuck into the RNC was when Sean O'Brien,
Speaker 5: the president of the Teamsters union and apparently Rob Qudrey Dppelganger,
Speaker 5: came up to the lectern.
Speaker 3: Come on, Codrey, it's an honor to be the first
Speaker 3: Teamster and our one and only one year history to
Speaker 3: address the Republican National Convention.
Speaker 1: The crowd went crazy until he began to tell them
Speaker 1: what he thinks.
Speaker 3: Legal protections that make it safer for workers to get.
Speaker 6: A contract, trade policies that put American workers first.
Speaker 1: Label law must be reformed.
Speaker 3: Companies fireworkers who try to join unions and hide behind
Speaker 3: toothless laws that are meant to protect working people but
Speaker 3: are manipulated to benefit corporations.
Speaker 5: The to where are the chairs on the Florida Conversion Yes,
Speaker 5: apparently Republicans are pro worker now in pro union. Somebody
Speaker 5: tells all the Republican governors who passed right to work
Speaker 5: anti union laws in their states, and all the Republican
Speaker 5: appointed judges who made it easier to break unions, and
Speaker 5: Donald Trump himself who helped kill a bill that would
Speaker 5: have protected unions, they are going to be some best.
Speaker 1: Of course.
Speaker 5: The main event from last night was the crowning of
Speaker 5: Donald Trump's MAGA movement.
Speaker 1: Air Apparent.
Speaker 5: No, not that guy, No the here you go, the
Speaker 5: other dark haired, bearded dude right in front of that one.
Speaker 1: Jd Vance. I gotta tell you something, man, that ain't right.
Speaker 5: It's like for Vice President Donald selected the actor who
Speaker 5: would be hired to play Don Junior in the lifetime.
Speaker 1: It's not right. It's like Don Junior was the beta
Speaker 1: version that had to have some kingsmort doubt.
Speaker 5: He's the default avatar in the video game, and the
Speaker 5: Donald Trump Senior adjusted the pretty eyes and charisma sliders
Speaker 5: up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Sixty six intelligence.
Speaker 5: And then it was time for Donald Trump's big entrance.
Speaker 5: The Great Lee Greenwood did the honors with a rousing rendition.
Speaker 1: Of God Bless the USA.
Speaker 9: Doubt Who's to be the next President of the United States.
Speaker 1: Rare works, this station based on faith, rare work, because
Speaker 1: he was sure.
Speaker 9: As Donald Trump turned his head just slightly that the
Speaker 9: bullet missed.
Speaker 1: Him just enough. You know what, I'm sorry. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have to skip ahead just a little bit. None of
Speaker 1: the side pattern, if you could. The Great Lake Greenwood
Speaker 1: introducing Donald Trump. Here we go.
Speaker 9: We have believed for so long that God will make
Speaker 9: some changes in this country, and he's about to make
Speaker 9: a change in the current administration and send them home.
Speaker 1: Thank you everybody for being here.
Speaker 4: Just he get to it.
Speaker 5: The man is wearing a time release ear sav for
Speaker 5: God's sakes, help for.
Speaker 9: Our veterans, and God bless our military wherever they are.
Speaker 1: And they see United States and abroad.
Speaker 8: The lady, please welcome the next president of the United States.
Speaker 1: They cut him off.
Speaker 5: Is it is it possible to bring out another band
Speaker 5: to play a band off?
Speaker 1: But then finally Donald Trump himself.
Speaker 5: Arrived, waving to his adoring crowd, and then went to
Speaker 5: sit down and what can only be described as some
Speaker 5: sort of chair trap.
Speaker 1: Oh what's that ahead? Oh well that's what that being back?
Speaker 1: What the hell mean?
Speaker 5: While back at the back cave, Joe Biden was sitting
Speaker 5: down with NBC News anchor Lester Holt to answer questions
Speaker 5: about what he would do to cool our nation's overheated rhetoric.
Speaker 10: But have you taking a step back and done a
Speaker 10: little soul searching on things that you may have said
Speaker 10: that could incite people who are not balanced?
Speaker 11: How do you talk about the threat to democracy which
Speaker 11: is real when a president says things like he says,
Speaker 11: do you just not say an him? He's a man,
Speaker 11: incite somebody. My opponent's engaged.
Speaker 4: That rhetoric he.
Speaker 11: Talks about to be a bloodbath if he loses, Like
Speaker 11: remember the picture of Donald Trump one Nancy Pelosi's husband's
Speaker 11: hip of the hammer going talking about joking about it.
Speaker 10: This doesn't sound like you're turning down the heat, though.
Speaker 5: He's telling you what the other guy had been saying.
Speaker 5: I was supposed to discuss the temperature of the rhetoric.
Speaker 5: If you're not allowed to mention the rhetoric. It became
Speaker 5: clear that Biden was ready to turn it down for everybody.
Speaker 10: But Lesterholt, are you seeing what they saw, which was
Speaker 10: moments of frankly that appeared to be you appeared to
Speaker 10: be confused.
Speaker 11: Lester, Look why don't you guys ever talk about the
Speaker 11: eighteen twenty eight lies?
Speaker 1: He told, where are you from?
Speaker 12: This?
Speaker 1: All shit? Seriously, you won't answer the question.
Speaker 11: But why didn't the press talk about all the lies?
Speaker 1: He told me, Let me ask you something, Lester, Let
Speaker 1: me ask you something. Let me let me let me
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. Who's got two thumbs? Lester?
Speaker 1: And it is about to beat your ass?
Speaker 5: But of course, because the entire debate over rhetoric is
Speaker 5: happening because of the attempted assassination of Donald Trump over
Speaker 5: the weekend at a rally in Pennsylvania, which was obviously
Speaker 5: terrifying and disorienting. And I think I learned that in
Speaker 5: an emergency, when shit hits the fan in this country,
Speaker 5: the Internet is a great source of information.
Speaker 1: For instance, within minutes.
Speaker 5: I found out that this is staged, and then I
Speaker 5: found out that it was actually an inside job, and
Speaker 5: then I found out that it was Joe Biden who
Speaker 5: ordered it, and then I found out that this guy
Speaker 5: is the shooter. Great job, Internet, you did it, except
Speaker 5: it turns out that that guy is an Italian football
Speaker 5: commentator named Marco Violi, who.
Speaker 1: Does, to be fair, who the little shootery?
Speaker 5: But I can only assume was in Italy sipping Apparol's
Speaker 5: Princes on the piazza when he got a panicked call
Speaker 5: from his nona.
Speaker 1: A lot of gold, A lot of gold? Why am
Speaker 1: lot Cole?
Speaker 5: And I have to say, and I mean this, and
Speaker 5: I have a slight confession to make, and I am
Speaker 5: not proud of this in any way, shape or form,
Speaker 5: but I'm following social media during all this to find
Speaker 5: out who did it, because it's this pattern I feel
Speaker 5: like we now have in the country. When we hear
Speaker 5: about a horrific event, you're on pins and needles in
Speaker 5: this sort of reverse demographic lottery to make sure that
Speaker 5: the psychopathic shooter doesn't belong to one of your teams.
Speaker 5: You know, you just sit there going please no Democrats,
Speaker 5: no liberals, no progressives. It's like that press your luck game.
Speaker 5: No Dewey, no Jewey, no Dewey, no Dewey, no Dewey.
Speaker 1: And we're all doing it.
Speaker 5: We're all doing it because we have to know what
Speaker 5: our posture will be on the tragedy. Will it be
Speaker 5: a haughty I told you, or perhaps a circumspect Well,
Speaker 5: let's not rush to judgment. We shouldn't generalize and then
Speaker 5: it ends up being someone we can't even figure out
Speaker 5: in the first place. A bullied, loner, white guy, registered
Speaker 5: Republican donated to a blue pack argued conservative causes is
Speaker 5: a dude, but if you flip his picture upside down,
Speaker 5: kind of looks like an old lady.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on with this guy. It's
Speaker 1: a jump ball.
Speaker 5: We don't know yet who's got DIBs, who wins, and
Speaker 5: none of us knows what's going to happen next, other
Speaker 5: than there will be another tragedy in this country, self
Speaker 5: inflicted by us to us, and then we'll have this
Speaker 5: feeling again. I remember it on nine to eleven, this disorienting,
Speaker 5: holy shit stopped the world.
Speaker 1: I would like to get off feeling.
Speaker 5: And in that moment, there will be some incredible Americans who,
Speaker 5: in the midst of it, for some unknown reason, rush
Speaker 5: towards it and get us back to some sort of equilibrium.
Speaker 5: And we'll count on those folks to hold us together again.
Speaker 5: And it does remind us that by a hair's breath,
Speaker 5: we dodged a catastrophe, but it was still a tragedy
Speaker 5: because one of those first responders lost his life. His
Speaker 5: name was Corey Comparatore. He was a retired fire chief
Speaker 5: in the area. He had given his life in service
Speaker 5: to his community, and he died literally shielding his family.
Speaker 5: He's a reminder that in those moments of crisis, there
Speaker 5: are helpers, and we can all make a choice to
Speaker 5: try and be one of those people, or.
Speaker 1: You can be one of these guys.
Speaker 13: In the immediate aftermath of the shooting, an article from
Speaker 13: Forbes titled while Surviving Gunfire be Donald Trump's next appeal
Speaker 13: to black voters not helping when we.
Speaker 1: Come back, Bella rau, be here, don't go away.
Speaker 6: Let me go.
Speaker 5: JOm I got close. He is the host of the
Speaker 5: o'reiley Update and is the author of the forthcoming book
Speaker 5: Confronting the Presidents. Please welcome back to the program. Bell O'Reilly, sir,
Speaker 5: come on that.
Speaker 1: Take the problem.
Speaker 4: Thanks for having me take appreciated.
Speaker 1: William Yes, sir, you our country. We are in such
Speaker 1: a dangerous moment.
Speaker 5: You've written books on almost every assassination, as you have
Speaker 5: a whole line of the killings, the killing, the killing,
Speaker 5: the children's series you write about killing presidents?
Speaker 1: Is the time we're in? In your mind?
Speaker 5: Are we in a unique time in American history of
Speaker 5: polarization or as you looked back on those other moments
Speaker 5: of terrible tragedy in our country. Are there similarities or difference?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's uh, not unique, but the social media and
Speaker 6: the corporate media heighten everything.
Speaker 1: So you're saying Lincoln's tweets were not a part of He.
Speaker 6: Had to like get a pigeon and throw them out
Speaker 6: and limited. But the assassins all had one thing in common.
Speaker 6: They were all mentally ill, all of them, and most
Speaker 6: of them did their terrible deeds because they were in
Speaker 6: a rage. And you're gonna find out that this guy
Speaker 6: in Pennsylvania fits both of those categories that has been
Speaker 6: human nature since they do.
Speaker 5: You believe then that the political rhetoric, I mean, John
Speaker 5: Wilkes Booth was clearly a political actor.
Speaker 1: No, but he was also mentally ill.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 6: John Wilkes Booth was a fanatical conservative and racist who
Speaker 6: hated Lincoln.
Speaker 1: Good thing that's gone out of the country.
Speaker 4: Well, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: No, I know I was saying it too.
Speaker 4: I'm saying that we were both saying it simultaneous.
Speaker 5: No, we're obviously sharing that opinion where SYMPATICO.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly exactly. Don't so Latin.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: So it's not new, but where now in a society
Speaker 6: where hatred is rewarded.
Speaker 1: It's incentivized, it's monetized.
Speaker 6: That's right, And I'm on the hate brigade is now
Speaker 6: pulling back a little bit because they have to, but
Speaker 6: they're going to be back in two weeks because they
Speaker 6: get paid to do this. They're so untalented. And oh boy,
Speaker 6: oh boy, I want to make this point because Stuart
Speaker 6: and I have a history.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll go back. But if you watch, if
Speaker 4: you google, all right.
Speaker 1: Really do it, and ship's passing in a night.
Speaker 4: It's really.
Speaker 6: We are able to disagree without hating each other. Now
Speaker 6: I truly hate him, but I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't show it. You hold it.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, But now that's not rewarded. That kind of deaton
Speaker 6: where two people look at life differently, isn't rewarded. The
Speaker 6: haters get the big money, and so that's what you have.
Speaker 6: And I think all Americans start to hold the corporations accountable.
Speaker 6: You can't do anything about the guys and the basement
Speaker 6: that are chucking this stuff out, and you just had
Speaker 6: it on these conspiratorial nuts can't do anything about that,
Speaker 6: but you can say to corporations you better knock this
Speaker 6: stuff off. You better stop calling people racist and naziason,
Speaker 6: this and that. Now your question, and thank you for
Speaker 6: letting me take a question.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 4: Thank you for letting me you were talking.
Speaker 5: I was watching a different program I'm watching. I'm watching
Speaker 5: South Park reruns right now. I don't even know what
Speaker 5: you're talking about.
Speaker 4: But this one is better. So listen to me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna listen to But then I have a fall
Speaker 1: up to this, which I think is important.
Speaker 4: Okay, So your question is, then what can people do
Speaker 4: about this? All right? Reject it, don't celebrate it.
Speaker 6: So this kid twenty years old in Pennsylvania, and we
Speaker 6: don't know why caused him to do that. We knew
Speaker 6: he was a miserable kid who was bullied. All of
Speaker 6: this stuff, right right, we all know that, But we
Speaker 6: don't get into always a Republican. That's the first thing
Speaker 6: they said on the View, the first thing they said
Speaker 6: on Monday undview ed a Republican.
Speaker 4: Stop it. That does nobody any good? All right, But.
Speaker 1: Bill, let me push back a bit. Look, you and
Speaker 1: I are both.
Speaker 5: Somewhat fossilized practitioners of the rhetorical arts that are confrontational
Speaker 5: at times, provocative at times, and we made a really
Speaker 5: spectacular living pushing those envelopes. It seems now to say, hey,
Speaker 5: these other people should stop.
Speaker 1: Hey, look well, it's like it's like it's like.
Speaker 7: Beach.
Speaker 1: But don't you believe let me let me put this Stewart.
Speaker 5: We keep saying like, we don't know why these people
Speaker 5: do it, they're all mentally ill.
Speaker 1: But let's stop the rhetoric. Even though we have no idea.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be better to come up with.
Speaker 5: People can be passionate, people can defend their position, and
Speaker 5: shouldn't we be shouldn't the argument be we have to
Speaker 5: start arguing with each other in good faith?
Speaker 6: Okay, So Biden made a good point last night in
Speaker 6: the Lester Hold interview when he said, what am I
Speaker 6: supposed to do? Not criticize Trump because I feels it
Speaker 6: is a threat towards is the Third Reich?
Speaker 1: You know? Okay, you know he didn't say that.
Speaker 4: But no, but he was thinking it, Stuart. He was
Speaker 4: thinking and I could read it.
Speaker 1: Stop monetizing your anger? So anyway, stop, I don't like it.
Speaker 6: I don't like it one day, but he made a
Speaker 6: point yes where I got to criticize the guy because
Speaker 6: I don't believe he's good for American and I believe
Speaker 6: he's x Y and say, Okay, criticism is good, Robust
Speaker 6: debate is good. I like coming on here in front
Speaker 6: of all of your friends out here and the audience.
Speaker 6: You know, I have no friends here, okay.
Speaker 4: My friends not just here. Well I'm giving them that one,
Speaker 4: all right, Okay, So.
Speaker 6: We have made a nice living confronting other people, sometimes
Speaker 6: making fun of them, sometimes serious debate.
Speaker 4: I'm going to do your podcast tomorrow. I'm direct and
Speaker 4: now I'm going to kick your butt, of course.
Speaker 6: So, but we don't want to see them, at least
Speaker 6: I don't destroyed.
Speaker 4: That's the difference.
Speaker 6: The fanatics on the left and the right want to
Speaker 6: see their opposition destroyed.
Speaker 4: They want to hurt them.
Speaker 1: But I've heard a lot about and even from you,
Speaker 1: arguing that point. Are you I'm not arguing that point.
Speaker 5: I think that's a more measured point than you've probably
Speaker 5: been making and that I've been hearing come on.
Speaker 1: Most of your points.
Speaker 5: From what I've been following, is that the left has
Speaker 5: to take it down a notch. You've mentioned MSNBC.
Speaker 13: I ran a.
Speaker 6: Montage on the No Spin News last night. So I'm
Speaker 6: Bill O'Reilly dot com. By the way, four million.
Speaker 1: By the way, happy log on. It is hard to
Speaker 1: get on there, it is.
Speaker 6: It's not hard for the four million people that watch
Speaker 6: me all the weekend, four million, four million, wasn't hard
Speaker 6: for them.
Speaker 4: Look a lot of change, thank you? All right?
Speaker 6: So I ran a montage of haters on the left
Speaker 6: and the right. Okay, I just and I didn't have to,
Speaker 6: but he he's terrible. I just let their words speak
Speaker 6: for themselves.
Speaker 5: On the right, and I don't know if you would
Speaker 5: argue this. There is a feeling that they haven't been
Speaker 5: doing that and that it is the.
Speaker 1: Purview of the left. Okay, there's been a lot of that.
Speaker 6: People believe what they want to believe. But those of
Speaker 6: us who are seen and fact based, right, and.
Speaker 4: That might not be you. We know what reality is
Speaker 4: because we can see and hear it.
Speaker 1: But we're no longer agreeing.
Speaker 5: How can we have a conversation about rhetoric if we
Speaker 5: can't even agree, If there are delusions of it's really
Speaker 5: only them. I mean, when I watch the guy from
Speaker 5: the Heritage Foundation say the revolution will be bloodless if
Speaker 5: the left, you know, allows that right, and you're just like,
Speaker 5: what are we doing here? You know, some of the
Speaker 5: fears of people are justified. Tens of millions of women
Speaker 5: lost access to reproductive choice based on the decisions of
Speaker 5: that party. Those are real life consequences of great gravity
Speaker 5: and weight.
Speaker 1: How do we talk about those in a way that
Speaker 1: so that you're able to express it?
Speaker 12: Is?
Speaker 4: It's not difficult to talk about it, and you don't.
Speaker 1: It seems like it is.
Speaker 6: See the mistake that you made, one of the many
Speaker 6: you are trying to get the fringe people in to
Speaker 6: be reasonable.
Speaker 1: You're errig on the lead is not the fringe. And
Speaker 1: when I watch No, No, No, it is that.
Speaker 4: People don't know what that is.
Speaker 6: Most Americans, I put the number of seventy percent are
Speaker 6: good people.
Speaker 4: Don't do that, not acrimony, They don't want filence.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Those are the people you play to, not the fringe
Speaker 6: people who are just out there wanting to, as I said, destroy.
Speaker 1: The other party. Your your candidate, Why no, I don't
Speaker 1: have a candidate.
Speaker 4: Oh right, okay, independent say that's what this guy did,
Speaker 4: and this is what you did.
Speaker 1: I really need to take a look at this Cornell westfellow.
Speaker 6: If you guys watch their conditioned lisatorium.
Speaker 1: He did the same thing. Listen to me, Nick Romney, listen,
Speaker 1: you are fossil. Listen to me.
Speaker 5: Listen the candidate who represents many of your kinfolk. Oh no,
Speaker 5: d Foe he said, yeah, the election was stolen and
Speaker 5: rigged right and drove people to this madness on January sixth.
Speaker 1: How are we to deal with that? Truly?
Speaker 5: You know, what is the hallmark of a democracy? Peaceful transfer?
Speaker 5: That put that in jeopardy.
Speaker 4: That has haunted him every day since.
Speaker 1: Oh, he's paid a terrible price.
Speaker 4: No he has. Can I explain the price?
Speaker 5: He's gonna go back to the White House, and if
Speaker 5: I have to fix the damage himself, paint that wall.
Speaker 6: If Trump hadn't done that on January sixth, he'd be
Speaker 6: ahead of Biden by twenty five points in the poll.
Speaker 6: I mean, that's how bad Biden has been for the country.
Speaker 1: Well, I disagree with that, but that's what you do.
Speaker 4: But that's okay. Well, I understand how I can back
Speaker 4: it up. Do you want me to?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm going to ruin your day I'm going to
Speaker 1: ruin your day. You brought a handkerchief, all right, I
Speaker 1: was prepared for this.
Speaker 6: Food price is under Biden up twenty percent, Gas price
Speaker 6: is thirty eight Mortgage rates one.
Speaker 4: Hundred and sixty percent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, prices are gone.
Speaker 6: Drug ODE's up thirty six percent. Okay, car insurance one
Speaker 6: hundred and twenty five percent.
Speaker 4: These are folks. They have to spend that month.
Speaker 5: There's no question that post pandemic, this country and the
Speaker 5: world have suffered.
Speaker 4: Trump two years of post pandemic.
Speaker 5: Right, but Trump ran an eight trillion dollar deficit, He
Speaker 5: spent one point seven trillion on tax cuts, he deregulated,
Speaker 5: inflation was cut.
Speaker 4: One point five percent when he walked out the door.
Speaker 1: But look at it in relation to the world.
Speaker 5: I respectfully say, yes, inflation was too high and that
Speaker 5: hurts American consumers.
Speaker 1: You want this, So what did Biden do to create that? Though?
Speaker 14: I don't know, and that's what I would have asked.
Speaker 14: I'm look so basically you wrote.
Speaker 1: Down a piece of paper, but you didn't look up
Speaker 1: the answer.
Speaker 4: I know I'm not going to need to. I want
Speaker 4: to ask Biden about that. Okay, So you're saying, why
Speaker 4: did Biden do it. I'm not gonna hear it and
Speaker 4: show mine.
Speaker 1: That was a very poor impression of how I've been saying.
Speaker 4: It's like, hey, that's.
Speaker 6: Nothing, okay, all right, So my job as a journalist
Speaker 6: is to say, when did you get that job done?
Speaker 1: You really make it too easy. We're gonna talk tomorrow.
Speaker 1: We gotta go. This is too long. Thank you for
Speaker 1: being okay.
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Speaker 1: We're gonna take a quick break. We'll toss why do
Speaker 1: I talk with?
Speaker 5: But before we go, we're gonna check in with your
Speaker 5: host Court tomorrow night, mister Ronnick Chang.
Speaker 1: Obviously big things going on. What do you have planned
Speaker 1: for Wednesday night?
Speaker 12: Well, John, I'm gonna be talking about jd Vance, the
Speaker 12: perfect vice presidential pig for the Trump ticket. He's tall,
Speaker 12: he's bearded, and most importantly, he's loyal.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean.
Speaker 5: About loyal, like he thought Trump was basically Hitler a
Speaker 5: few years ago.
Speaker 12: So John, come on, okay, if that's the standard, then
Speaker 12: nobody is loyal, all right? Like, who hasn't called the
Speaker 12: boss Hitler at some point?
Speaker 1: Have you caught me Hitler?
Speaker 4: Ronnick John.
Speaker 12: Now is a time for unity.
Speaker 1: Okay, it doesn't matter what people said yesterday.
Speaker 12: And yes, I do accept your nomination as vice president
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