Speaker 1: Hey, this is Brian Alvarez and this is today's edition
Speaker 1: of the Wrestling Observer Daily podcast on the eight Side Network.
Speaker 1: Ready for you, Ready, let's get it all. How's it going, everybody?
Speaker 1: Oreo the Orca here on Wrestling Observer Live. We are
Speaker 1: here every day Monday to Friday noo Pacific three e
Speaker 1: Stern Sunday three Pacific, six Eastern. Oh, what an exciting
Speaker 1: show we have got for you today, my friends. We
Speaker 1: will be joined at twenty after. By the way, Oreo
Speaker 1: the Orca pulled some strings, Dan Housing is going to
Speaker 1: be on this program at about twenty minutes after the
Speaker 1: top of the hour, a fellow black and white friend,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna be talking to him about his his
Speaker 1: broken leg and everything else. At Dan Housing, what we
Speaker 1: want to talk about here today, Mike Supper viv is
Speaker 1: gonna be winning us as well. Hopefully it is not
Speaker 1: where a fisherman's costume today. I'd be very upset about that,
Speaker 1: but we are. We are going to go over the
Speaker 1: news in the next segment. We have a lot of
Speaker 1: news to talk about here today. We've got ratings, you know,
Speaker 1: those ratings for SmackDown and Rampage. We'll talk about those today,
Speaker 1: and we've also got Raw the Raw Report. The original host,
Speaker 1: Brian thought that Orio might get really mad about Raw,
Speaker 1: but Orio is not a wrestling fan, but he actually
Speaker 1: enjoyed the show last night. So you're gonna get Oreos
Speaker 1: Raw Report here today and maybe we'll talk about these ratings.
Speaker 1: I don't know anybody would care, but we'll talk about
Speaker 1: those and some other stuff as well. Would like to
Speaker 1: mention that if you enjoy the show today, you can
Speaker 1: thank the twitch homies who raised a thousand dollars to
Speaker 1: get me here on the show. I don't come cheap,
Speaker 1: but if you enjoy the show, you are welcome to
Speaker 1: still donate on the link which is up right now
Speaker 1: at Brian Alvarez. I don't have a Twitter, but you
Speaker 1: can go to add Bright Alvarez and the link is
Speaker 1: there to donate. But anyway, we're gonna be back in
Speaker 1: a moment, everybody with Mike sepper Vivi and Moore here
Speaker 1: on Wrestling Observer Live. He is Wrestling Observer Live today.
Speaker 1: I'm oreo the ORCA. I'm doing the call or the
Speaker 1: hosting duties today. I may have had a shot. Mike
Speaker 1: sepper vivis joining us here today. How are you doing,
Speaker 1: Mr semper viv Oh, I'm doing fantastic. Oreo, how does it?
Speaker 1: How does it feel being here as a host on
Speaker 1: land of this very famous radio show. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: us whales breathe air, so it's possible to be on land.
Speaker 1: But you know what I wanted to do very quickly
Speaker 1: before we do this raw report is I think we
Speaker 1: both have the chance here to say what we really
Speaker 1: think about this Brian Alvarez bloke that he's not here today,
Speaker 1: this lazy bastard. He's always taking vacations. I hear he's
Speaker 1: a kid in beach today. And you know what else
Speaker 1: I heard? I heard that later this month he might
Speaker 1: be taking his children on a Disney cruise And you're
Speaker 1: gonna be in charge of doing this show for a
Speaker 1: week and he'll still get paid. Can you believe that guy?
Speaker 1: What a bum? You know, it's amazing too. He goes
Speaker 1: to the dentist constantly. You have just as nice as
Speaker 1: Keith as Brian does. Oreo, damn right, I do? Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, Elsie? You know what else about this
Speaker 1: Brian paid by Tony Kahn? Oh? I don't even know
Speaker 1: who that is, but I hear that he pays him.
Speaker 1: Oh oreo. Look, I just don't want you blubbering about he'll,
Speaker 1: you know, just telling a whale of a story about
Speaker 1: Tony Khan. We wouldn't want the whole show to be
Speaker 1: like that. Hey, I don't. I want the twitch homies
Speaker 1: and the I think they're called the top tier YouTube subscribers.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can't see what you're saying right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it as we speak about Yeah, just
Speaker 1: be careful out there. Don't be a moby dick talking
Speaker 1: about raw. Did you watch this show, Mike? I did.
Speaker 1: What do you think about it? You know, I didn't
Speaker 1: think it was too bad of a show, to be
Speaker 1: honest with you. There was a lot of wrestling there was,
Speaker 1: and that actually made me happy. And there was actually
Speaker 1: a nice made event. Even though I knew Live Morgan
Speaker 1: was not going to get the victory, it was a nice,
Speaker 1: good performance for her. I thought it was a nice
Speaker 1: way to close the show. And even though Becky kind
Speaker 1: of kind of weaseled her way into getting the victory there,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a nice performance. I live okay
Speaker 1: over there areo yeah, and a little technical issue. I
Speaker 1: think it's fixed now. I think we might have been
Speaker 1: peaking the microphone there for a little bit. It's gotta
Speaker 1: be careful about. I'm new with this job. Brian's the
Speaker 1: one that usually does all the technical stuff, but with
Speaker 1: him gone, I was in charge. Does that sound better
Speaker 1: everybody here a little bit? Yes? Yeah, Okay, let's do raw.
Speaker 1: We gotta do the raw report. I've been told every week.
Speaker 1: People seem to like it. I'm gonna try to remember
Speaker 1: this off the top of my head. Here, what did
Speaker 1: you start with, Mike? Help me out here. Well, it
Speaker 1: started actually with a set of monologues from the people
Speaker 1: that would be involved in the cage match coming up
Speaker 1: to start the show. Yes, yes, yes, we had seth
Speaker 1: Rawlins and Biggie and that other guy, Kevin Owens Kens. Yeah,
Speaker 1: don't make me say it. All three of them did
Speaker 1: uh interviews because they're gonna be having a match at
Speaker 1: the Day one pay per view. Have you heard about
Speaker 1: this Day one pay per view? Mike, I have. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be a Peacock special January one, I believe, right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: these seniuses came up with the idea of Day one,
Speaker 1: not realizing that in two years there's gonna be five
Speaker 1: straight years where day one is not, in fact on
Speaker 1: a weekend. Yeah, but think about that one. Did they maybe?
Speaker 1: Maybe not? It depends on they didn't, Mike, depends on
Speaker 1: who pitched this to Vince. You never know. This could
Speaker 1: be a a Tony con idea where he went to
Speaker 1: Peacock and said, look, everybody else is watching football, They're
Speaker 1: watching the Winter Classic. You got a bunch of hungover
Speaker 1: people on the first. It's a national holiday, no matter where.
Speaker 1: Well it's it's a national holiday, no matter when it
Speaker 1: takes place, no matter what day is on. So if
Speaker 1: you wanted to build a show on the first, you
Speaker 1: could do that if you wanted to. But how long
Speaker 1: will Vince have interest in it? That might be an issue.
Speaker 1: Turn my sound up. It's it's it's a peaking here,
Speaker 1: all right. We had a Big E versus Kevin Owens
Speaker 1: Aday Steel cage match, Mike. We gotta have four cage
Speaker 1: matches in four days in w W E, or maybe
Speaker 1: it's three. I'm an orka, I don't count very well.
Speaker 1: But Big E beat Kevin Owens in the cage match.
Speaker 1: I as a whale thought it was a very good match,
Speaker 1: and uh, there was a big ending off the top
Speaker 1: and then Biggie pinned him. That was good. It was yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a slight delay here. So you know, if
Speaker 1: I talk over you, I I apologize. I also apologize
Speaker 1: if I eat you. Queen Selena faced Nikki Ash. She
Speaker 1: beat her in two minutes because this Nikki Ash is
Speaker 1: a loser. You know what I'm saying? Doing need all right?
Speaker 1: Then we had Jerry Lawler belittling the loser because why not?
Speaker 1: The Street Profits faced aj Styles and amass. It's a tournament.
Speaker 1: I think they called it a bronament. I don't know
Speaker 1: what the hell that is, but they had one and
Speaker 1: in the first man to the Street Profits one because
Speaker 1: this big dummy Omas left the ring and the skinny
Speaker 1: guy was counting and oh, moss is apparently he does
Speaker 1: not have in your monitors like I do. He didn't
Speaker 1: hear it and he was counted out of the ring
Speaker 1: like an idiot. So orio is it is a fact
Speaker 1: that Omas is not your brother? No, he's not my brother.
Speaker 1: I'm a whale. He's clearly a man, very tall man,
Speaker 1: but a man. Nonetheless, we had some other stuff. Damian
Speaker 1: Priest beat Robert Rude. That was a good match. They
Speaker 1: went ten minutes. I enjoyed that match. Did you know
Speaker 1: that there was an hour and fifteen minutes of wrestling
Speaker 1: on this show coming on the heels of SmackDown and
Speaker 1: on Friday that had sixteen minutes on the entire show.
Speaker 1: You know, I can understand eight minutes an hour to
Speaker 1: twenty five minutes an hour according to my whale math.
Speaker 1: I can understand you wanted to keep counting this. I
Speaker 1: know time is very important when you're floating around in
Speaker 1: the ocean. Damn straight, Bianca bell Air be do drop?
Speaker 1: Hey have you ever heard of Dave Meltzer? That guy
Speaker 1: ye also paid by Tony con Yeah, he didn't think
Speaker 1: this match is very good. I thought it was really good.
Speaker 1: I'm just a whale. Bianca one via count out that
Speaker 1: I can acknowledge was lame. Do you have a blowhole
Speaker 1: rating system? Like if you're really excited about a match,
Speaker 1: he gives you match was was two and three quarter holes?
Speaker 1: You must know this miss Miss and uh Edges father
Speaker 1: had a face off and they're gonna apparently have a match.
Speaker 1: On day one. Dominic and Ray Mysterio beat the Alpha
Speaker 1: Academy three minutes, Because why would you give Ray Mysterio
Speaker 1: more than three minutes, and actually they gave him zero
Speaker 1: minutes because he never tagged in. Oreo, who is bigger you?
Speaker 1: Or Otis or Otis? Do you need help here, Mike us,
Speaker 1: I am much much larger than Otis. I may not
Speaker 1: look it right now, but I am multiple tons who
Speaker 1: can take down her little skinny torp is at best
Speaker 1: a quarter ton? Otis Omas and Oreo. I say a
Speaker 1: three way is coming. We'll see about that. Finn Balor
Speaker 1: beat t Bar, which I thought was a building a Coutremont,
Speaker 1: but it's apparently a man. He was beaten, and then
Speaker 1: some muscleman beat him up. I don't know his name.
Speaker 1: I don't follow it closely enough. And finally the main event,
Speaker 1: Becky Lynch and Live Morgan had a match for the
Speaker 1: Raw Women's title. So I was watching this show and
Speaker 1: they had a bunch of videos for this Live Morgan
Speaker 1: about how, oh my whole life I've been a wrestling fan. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna win my first title ever. There's children cheering
Speaker 1: and going, oh, he'll never guess what happened, Mike, what happened?
Speaker 1: She's got her ass kicked and you got beaten? Oh?
Speaker 1: That's true. And then the social media posted a picture
Speaker 1: of Becky and said, oh you mad and are trolling
Speaker 1: the fans. What a horrible company. Look look at least
Speaker 1: this is my job. I think. God, my job is
Speaker 1: swimming and eating. Is that not a great job? She
Speaker 1: has the best job in the world. That's why I've
Speaker 1: been trying job, Mike, because there's not enough salmon. That's
Speaker 1: my Whale Scout is doing habitat restoration to make sure
Speaker 1: that there are enough salmon for me to eat. Otherwise
Speaker 1: there's gonna happen, Mike. I'm gonna go stinct World Championship Wrestling.
Speaker 1: Oh so, donate today to Whale Scout and you can
Speaker 1: go to Bryant's twitter at Bright Alvarez. There's a link
Speaker 1: there and you can donate. That sounds cool, That sounds incredible.
Speaker 1: Are all the sweatshirts sold out? I'm wearing one right now.
Speaker 1: Can't you see it? I'm very fat, really hot in
Speaker 1: this room? How hot is ithire? We go back in
Speaker 1: the moment, everybody wrestling observe that Dan Housing next check
Speaker 1: on the show, Mike Semper VV Wrestling Observer Live. I'm
Speaker 1: here with Oreo the Orca, who you know, as much
Speaker 1: as Oreo likes to be on land, every once in
Speaker 1: a while, he's gotta get back into the ocean for
Speaker 1: a little bit and and slather themselves around in some
Speaker 1: water before they make it back on and and join
Speaker 1: us with Dan Housing, who I believe might actually be
Speaker 1: out there writing Oreo right now. But uh, until they
Speaker 1: make it back onto onto dry land here to join
Speaker 1: me for the show, I'll fill you in on a
Speaker 1: couple of other things that will actually taking place in
Speaker 1: professional wrestling right now, which include the announcement of Ring
Speaker 1: of Honors End of an Error Final Battle pay per
Speaker 1: view lineup being revealed on this week's edition of r
Speaker 1: o H. Week by week, three matches were added to
Speaker 1: the card for Final Battle. Dalton Castle will defend his
Speaker 1: r o HTV championship against Rhet Titus, Silas Young and
Speaker 1: Joe hen Three in a four way match at the
Speaker 1: pay per view Dragon Levers. Ray Oris also has been
Speaker 1: added the Final Battle, along with a six woman tag
Speaker 1: match with Chelsea Green, Alison k Marty Bell against al
Speaker 1: Angelina Love, Mandy Leone and Miranda Alaza. Henry was from Scotland,
Speaker 1: his returning stateside for r O EACH for the first
Speaker 1: time since the COVID nineteen pandemic began. He's got a
Speaker 1: up on his Twitter and up on r O each
Speaker 1: his Twitter. He put out a little a little promo
Speaker 1: of him working out and cutting a promo saying if
Speaker 1: he's going out, he's going out on his own terms.
Speaker 1: So it was also announced on Week by Week to
Speaker 1: Shane Taylor against Kenny King at Final Battle will be
Speaker 1: a fight without honor. A fight without honor is of course,
Speaker 1: and anything goes match. And I know Oreo is about
Speaker 1: to walk back in, but before they come swimming back
Speaker 1: in here with Dan Housing on their back, I will
Speaker 1: announce that Jonah will be at p w g's Battle
Speaker 1: of Los Angeles for twenty twenty two. Jonah who a
Speaker 1: big Orio? Yes? And to Oreo again, are you bigger
Speaker 1: than Jonah? Of course I am. How dare you donor
Speaker 1: should Jonah should kick your ass? Hey? Dan Housing? Can
Speaker 1: you hear us? Yes? Can you hear Dan Housing? Look
Speaker 1: at that? Holy Mother of God? Look what we've done here?
Speaker 1: Mother Si time Housing? Hello? How are you? I'm doing great?
Speaker 1: How are you? French and Good were figuring out this
Speaker 1: microphone situation? Is it sucks doesn't it. He's all right.
Speaker 1: Now Dan, how's he can hear you? He's gonna turn
Speaker 1: you up there so you can hear you look better?
Speaker 1: Oh very good, Hey, Dan, House that I I have
Speaker 1: I have heard that you broke a leg. Is that true? Yes?
Speaker 1: Look at maybe you can see the crutches. I can't
Speaker 1: see the crutches. Well I can see the crutches. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can because you're in a whale suit. I have eyes.
Speaker 1: What what happened to your leg? Yes, she's broken in
Speaker 1: half snapped into The doctor said it was a tibia
Speaker 1: and the aphibia. There's no fine, Dan hausing heard the
Speaker 1: pop start. It was his ankle, and then water Horse
Speaker 1: took him to the hospital. And then the doctor said, dude,
Speaker 1: he's right in the middle of your leg. So now
Speaker 1: Dan hasn't his your metal roding it? And he's recovering.
Speaker 1: Now I'm a whale and not a doctor. But is
Speaker 1: it not a fibula and not aphibia fibula? What I know?
Speaker 1: Doctor lighted down. I was, Oh, he may It sounds
Speaker 1: like he may have. So should get the money back? Well, absolutely,
Speaker 1: should get your body back. What did the doctors say
Speaker 1: about your recovery? Timetable, so you have to give Dan
Speaker 1: has in an exact timetable. But Dan Hausing's going in
Speaker 1: actually a week from today, it in the morning, and
Speaker 1: he should get an updated diagnosis where he can put
Speaker 1: full weight on it, which would be quite nice because
Speaker 1: then we can start doing petty and all of those
Speaker 1: sorts of things to get back into the ring. So
Speaker 1: hopefully not too long. Dan, how's he's hoping for a
Speaker 1: February area. So has this been the most major injury
Speaker 1: in the career of Dan Housing? Oh? Yes, absolutely, Dan
Speaker 1: Hausing generally had I think he broke his nerves once
Speaker 1: but through it now everyone makes and there was like
Speaker 1: every five minutes in wrestling. And yes, this is the
Speaker 1: only time Dan hasn't had a major injury. So that's
Speaker 1: pretty good. It's been about nine years. Hey, down House
Speaker 1: and this is oreo here. I'm I'm a whale. I
Speaker 1: don't have a lot of sources, but I was told
Speaker 1: that the man who broke your nose was called Cabanna.
Speaker 1: Is that true? Coach Cabana broke dan Houses nerves? Is
Speaker 1: that true? No? That's not true. Who told you such things?
Speaker 1: I have sources in the in the in the business
Speaker 1: who broke your dose? Then rights in the magic Wait
Speaker 1: where was this what I did? It was a a
Speaker 1: I W with then engines not remember who did it.
Speaker 1: They think it was in a scramble of them art.
Speaker 1: It was like two years ago, two three years ago,
Speaker 1: two years ago. So so Dan, how's it there with
Speaker 1: the way that your leg was broken? I mean, is
Speaker 1: it is it like that clean break where they say
Speaker 1: you'll come back one or was a little more complicated
Speaker 1: than that, I know, clean break right down the middle.
Speaker 1: So he's also got the rod place, so Arctor says,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna heal. Fine. It would be just the
Speaker 1: rad holds the bones in place while they mend back
Speaker 1: together over in style. M hmm. So do they do
Speaker 1: they take the the rod out later? No, it stays
Speaker 1: any beliefs. So Dan hasn't plans and using it is
Speaker 1: a finishing maneuver, maybe a legal way to hit people.
Speaker 1: Then at a rod Oh, you know, it's amazing, Dan
Speaker 1: House And you were booked for a lot of things
Speaker 1: going on, and some people would get injured and they
Speaker 1: wouldn't show up for these types of things, but you
Speaker 1: seem to be going out and doing every last appearance
Speaker 1: that you possibly can't, even though you have to get
Speaker 1: around sometimes in a in a wheelchair right there, that
Speaker 1: very evil wheelchair that you're using. Where have you been?
Speaker 1: And I saw the the video blog you went to
Speaker 1: Russell Cade. How's it been being on the road with
Speaker 1: your injury? That was quite nice? Then has gonna have
Speaker 1: to wrestle Kid? He's trying to do the ones what
Speaker 1: he can do, appearances and just meet fans, not to
Speaker 1: have to do uh too much. We did what was it,
Speaker 1: Mando Lucha and Milwaukee. But then Housing went out to
Speaker 1: the stage. He introduced war horses this replacement. That was nice.
Speaker 1: We did wrestle kadd But of course then how's he
Speaker 1: met his favorite wrestling tag team FDR. That was wonderfully.
Speaker 1: Met a bunch of other people as well. What can
Speaker 1: we have coming up? I've got you? Oh, we got
Speaker 1: Final Battle. I'm gonna stick with that the Paris suppose
Speaker 1: we're going to do that. Oh, this weekend, Dan Housing's
Speaker 1: going to see to Eat two with CM Punk. It's
Speaker 1: going to be at the Pro Wrestling. He's booth oh
Speaker 1: with CM Punk for Friday and to Eat two? What
Speaker 1: is that? It is the Chicago Expo Convention Expo. I think, yes,
Speaker 1: I do. Interesting it is. It is the biggest celebrity fest.
Speaker 1: People go there, they meet fans. Fans go there rather
Speaker 1: they meet their celebrities, the celebrities saying photos and take
Speaker 1: photos of them. I think A W has your table
Speaker 1: there as well. Dan Housing, I mean it's hard to
Speaker 1: deny that you you are one of the most marketable
Speaker 1: people on the ind scene or really anywhere in professional
Speaker 1: wrestling and Zombie Sailor dot com. You have action figures
Speaker 1: that are available for sale. And you know, for anybody
Speaker 1: that may be missing out on seeing Dan House and Russell,
Speaker 1: they can actually bring Dan Housing into their own homes
Speaker 1: and actually rustle about with these figures. Correct. Yes, it's
Speaker 1: right here on the screen. Can you see it? Well,
Speaker 1: if our producer would get it there, it is, Yes,
Speaker 1: there is. This is the prototype, said bayn. This is
Speaker 1: available probably until Friday and maybe at midnight, but do
Speaker 1: not to wait until midnight just in case they went
Speaker 1: there a p at ten a m. On Friday and
Speaker 1: ends on Friday, so it could end at any n
Speaker 1: wee nurse. But you can go to Zombie Sailor dot com.
Speaker 1: Dan Houses the uber one set right now. He surpassed
Speaker 1: a beat Jeff Jarrett Twist the number one beat him
Speaker 1: in a few hours. Jeff Jared whoa, Hey, you know, no,
Speaker 1: doesn't have any dolls. I don't believe those asked boys
Speaker 1: down in the A and W have any of those?
Speaker 1: Have any of those? What has been going on with
Speaker 1: the with the Billy gunn family and these these young
Speaker 1: ass boys who you seem to keep running into and
Speaker 1: you can't say asked boys on the air, Well, it's
Speaker 1: it's the last name, yes, yes, this is this is
Speaker 1: all it said. His name is Billy gunn Ass because
Speaker 1: you remember in the late nineties he were underwear. They
Speaker 1: head his last name on him. It's hid Ass, sir,
Speaker 1: he's asked boys. Dan has just trying to get them
Speaker 1: to embrace the family name gets in more popular on television.
Speaker 1: He'd worked for their father many years ago. Embrace the ass. Yes, yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: Direct even had a finishing when we were called the
Speaker 1: famed As because he's so famous because of his last name.
Speaker 1: He did have a fame. Ask for that? Is that
Speaker 1: is true? Hey? Dan has it? Before we get to
Speaker 1: the ass boys, A lot of wrestlers in this industry
Speaker 1: get injured and they put up go fund me is
Speaker 1: do you have anything of that nature? We did? It
Speaker 1: was successfully finding, so it'd helped that Dan Hausing quite
Speaker 1: a bit. Dan hasn't still has bills that just keep
Speaker 1: randomly showing up in the mail, which is quite menacing.
Speaker 1: O what is it? How could orio help you now?
Speaker 1: If the go fund of me has ended? Oh shout,
Speaker 1: we're just per wrestling Keith dot com slash Dan Housing.
Speaker 1: He's been helping quite a bit. Dan has has been
Speaker 1: a number one sell I there for quite some time.
Speaker 1: Very good. So do that do cameos? Do Patreon, Patreton
Speaker 1: dot com slash lot that Dan Housing his one careful
Speaker 1: way to support Dan Housing directly because he puts time
Speaker 1: to bonus content down there. Dan How's and I gotta
Speaker 1: ask with the kids, Let me ask this. Let me
Speaker 1: ask Dan House, what kind of bonus content do you
Speaker 1: have on this Patreon? Oh wow, Dan Hausing's glad you asked. Uh.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you'll put up a big cartel store up there
Speaker 1: about an hour before public and then things sell out
Speaker 1: to the patriot. And but he's got a cooking show,
Speaker 1: he has a interview show, or he interviews likes of
Speaker 1: Chris Judas for an apiquette, so and so forth, and
Speaker 1: that goes exclusively up there for many many months. What
Speaker 1: else we got? We got a review show, and we've
Speaker 1: got the movie review show. The other review show is
Speaker 1: a food review sobs. Then having content on there, you
Speaker 1: video review show for which one the food? The non food? Oh,
Speaker 1: the non food? So we reviewed movies. So we did
Speaker 1: Home Alone for Halloween because it's a scary movie. There's
Speaker 1: Margolis in it and then he tortures them, So we
Speaker 1: did that one. What else have we done? Aliens? It's
Speaker 1: a great film. Have you ever seen it? No? I
Speaker 1: met what Whale? It's pretty good. You should get Have
Speaker 1: you ever thought about watching Free will movie? Have you
Speaker 1: ever thought about watching Free Willie and reviewing that? No?
Speaker 1: We did Jaws, Josh Nastics too much and watch a
Speaker 1: lot of these. Yeah. Well, Dan Housing, listen, stand by
Speaker 1: in for one second. We're gonna come back and talk
Speaker 1: more about this rassling after the break. Sound good? All right?
Speaker 1: Back at the moment, I'm super live. Hello, everybody back
Speaker 1: on the show. Here. I'm Orio Orca, joined by Mike Szepper,
Speaker 1: Vivi and Dan Housing. Say hello, Dan Housing, Hello, I
Speaker 1: have an announcement to make here. Are you all ready? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: Well I'm a whale. I don't watch a lot of wrestling,
Speaker 1: but I've seen Dan Housing in all sorts of different places.
Speaker 1: I like this guy, and he's injured. Now. The reason
Speaker 1: that I am here today is because our Twitch homies
Speaker 1: raised over one thousand dollars to get me to co
Speaker 1: host the show today in place of Brian. So therefore,
Speaker 1: here's what I'm gonna do. If you go to Brian's
Speaker 1: Twitter at Brian Alvarez, the go fund me link to
Speaker 1: raise money for OREO is still there. For every dollar
Speaker 1: that gets raised in the next twenty minutes, I will
Speaker 1: donate the equivalent amount of money to Dan Housing. Money
Speaker 1: will go twice as far. If we raise five hundred
Speaker 1: dollars for Whale Scouts, I will give five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: to Dan Housing. How to Brian's money, by the way,
Speaker 1: not my own. Does that sound good? Yeah? Yeah, So
Speaker 1: go to my Twitter right now at Brian Alvarez donate
Speaker 1: to Whale Scout is a registered five or one C
Speaker 1: three nonprofit. Every dollar raised in the next twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: I will donate an equivalent about to Dad Housing. You
Speaker 1: can support two things with one nation, the black and
Speaker 1: white connection, unbelievable like dominoes. Yes, we don't like people
Speaker 1: to you know, Dan Housing, if you were a whale,
Speaker 1: you want have broken your leg this istertal because whales
Speaker 1: don't have legs. Exactly exactly, Yeah, stand House, and you
Speaker 1: mentioned that FTR was your favorite tag team? Oh yes, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 1: What do you love about them? They're evil? They are
Speaker 1: evil and they are so they're very nice because they
Speaker 1: follow the rules. They hold that little tag rope in
Speaker 1: the corner. So you like them because they are evil
Speaker 1: and they follow the rules. He's exactly what Dan Housing guys.
Speaker 1: He's very evil, but he does not break the rules.
Speaker 1: What is it about that tag rope? Because obviously FTR
Speaker 1: stands for fuel the rope if I'm not mistaken. So
Speaker 1: what is it about the tangle may follow the rules
Speaker 1: and makes it What is it about the tag roll?
Speaker 1: What is it about the rules that makes Dan Housing,
Speaker 1: a very evil man, feel so good about about things? Well?
Speaker 1: What is it about the rules that makes Dan hous
Speaker 1: una happy? Or because then they can't disqualify and take
Speaker 1: away your money? Oh good point, there you've got this
Speaker 1: business figure. Now the referee cannot yell at you when
Speaker 1: you were a little boy. I presume you were a
Speaker 1: little evil boy once, because most little boys are evil.
Speaker 1: What was your what did you enjoy watching and professional wrestling?
Speaker 1: Who are your favorite wrestlers? What did you grow up
Speaker 1: watching as a little evil man? Yeah? Dan Hausing's first
Speaker 1: wrestling memory one was the New Age outlines throwing Texas chainsaw, massacre,
Speaker 1: Charlie off the apron or what is at the stage
Speaker 1: with captis Jet They pushed him of change Charlie and
Speaker 1: uh remembers that. But also Kane, we're ripping off the
Speaker 1: door when he gave beared. Oh if the Shawn Michael's
Speaker 1: versus The Undertaker a five star classic, that's bad blood. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is one of Dan Housing's favorite matches of all time. Yes,
Speaker 1: how old were you, Dan Helsing when that match took place?
Speaker 1: All about okay? What was that even? Sort about seven
Speaker 1: hundred years old? Lord's a little math who knows well
Speaker 1: when you were much younger and and and and much
Speaker 1: you know, a younger type of evil. Did you ever
Speaker 1: think of wanting to work? Uh? I don't know, like
Speaker 1: I don't know a human type of gimmick. There's all
Speaker 1: these gimmicks and wrestling, and obviously you are an authentic
Speaker 1: evil person. But did you ever think about wanting to
Speaker 1: be I don't know, Ric Flair or or or Hulk
Speaker 1: Hogan or somebody like that, or did you always know
Speaker 1: that you wanted to be the very evil Dan Housing
Speaker 1: in pro wrestling? Oh? Well, Dan hasn't like that Hord,
Speaker 1: Steve Cord, Steve Austin. He was pretty good. But Dan
Speaker 1: Hasning did not want to shave his head Bard? Does
Speaker 1: it look just like him? Sir? With with evil routes
Speaker 1: seemed to be easier and more natural for Dan Housing
Speaker 1: and more authentic. Probably better on your liver too. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: probably you know he misses most of it. He does
Speaker 1: not seem to be paying attention when he drinks those canes.
Speaker 1: It's a good point, Dan Hausen, what did you tell
Speaker 1: your your parents when you're evil little boy? I mean,
Speaker 1: did you always want to be a wrestler since you
Speaker 1: saw that bad Blood match? Or did you think, you know,
Speaker 1: perhaps I'll drive a taxi or work at uh Applebee's.
Speaker 1: What were your what were your inspirations growing up? Well,
Speaker 1: Dan has he's not evil enough to work at Applebees
Speaker 1: that places? Gross did Appa teasers are not very good.
Speaker 1: Dan Hasn't dressed, He's he's better, it's dressed. Dan has
Speaker 1: in his Kane little Minnie Kane. They think it twice.
Speaker 1: Dan Hausings father made Dan Hasn't a custom costume just
Speaker 1: like Kane, and he went to school that way, did
Speaker 1: a wig and everything. It's quite ready if I believe
Speaker 1: it was made from wed red sweatpaints. So that's pretty good.
Speaker 1: Dan Hasen and I wanted to be a taxi cab
Speaker 1: driver because she just not live in New York City
Speaker 1: and that's where you do that. But yes, you just
Speaker 1: wanted to be a wrestler. Did did Dan house and
Speaker 1: go to school just in case this wrestling thing didn't
Speaker 1: work out for him? Dan has He tried going to
Speaker 1: human college for about what a year or two. He
Speaker 1: did not like it. He said he for me and
Speaker 1: then he throw He never looked back. You know, I
Speaker 1: suppose he does are back. Yes. The the original host
Speaker 1: of the show, Brian Alberts, he did the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: He went to community college for one and a half
Speaker 1: years and also decided it was not for him and
Speaker 1: he got the hell out. It is like paying for
Speaker 1: high school. It is horrible, a waste of time. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: when he was in in the community college, a lot
Speaker 1: of karate and creative writing, and after that it was
Speaker 1: like I don't need anymore. Dan hasn't had history, goes
Speaker 1: to the movies where they made him much Gladiator, which
Speaker 1: is not really history, so they didn't make sense. That's
Speaker 1: worse than Applebee's. This also one time Dan hasn't hit
Speaker 1: Dolph Ziggler's theme song is He's Alarmed and it went
Speaker 1: off in class. No, he didn't. Yes, it is true.
Speaker 1: Dan has a nice good matches. He has good matches.
Speaker 1: I will not deny with kof Kingston, wonderful Dan Housing,
Speaker 1: who's the greatest wrestler that you've ever seen besides yourself
Speaker 1: of course? And and Brian Alvarez. Oh yes, the true
Speaker 1: Dan Housing's first Ring of Honor show he ever went
Speaker 1: to head l gen Erico, Kevin Steen, The Kings are
Speaker 1: wrestling briskers who who is like the Golden period but
Speaker 1: like Roderick Strong and everybody was there, Those are all
Speaker 1: pretty good. See him punkin Bryan Daniel Sin, Dan hasn't
Speaker 1: saw it in probably all of them. Dan halson what
Speaker 1: is on the short list of things that you want
Speaker 1: to accomplish when you get back in the ring. You know,
Speaker 1: do you did? You do? You have ideals? And I
Speaker 1: want to go to Japan or something like that. What
Speaker 1: is it that you want to accomplish here in the
Speaker 1: in the in the next and the reason in the
Speaker 1: near future here is as you come back from injury,
Speaker 1: Dan Housing must get back on television and take over
Speaker 1: television and continuous take over of the world. What are
Speaker 1: you gonna do when you take over the world just
Speaker 1: out of curiosity? Because the world kind of sucks, It's true,
Speaker 1: So Dan has he gonna make a KNT suck? Are
Speaker 1: you gonna take it over? Just reach to make a
Speaker 1: little better on TV? Have a nice time and then
Speaker 1: take a nat, probably because Dan hasn't very tired from
Speaker 1: working so much. Dan has and I know. And you
Speaker 1: gotta run through a lot of different people and see
Speaker 1: a lot of people, and most people probably are happy
Speaker 1: to see you. But then you find those those older,
Speaker 1: crustier wrestlers that sometimes you run into them and at
Speaker 1: different places. And have you ever had a bad experience
Speaker 1: with a crusty old wrestler like and like a Brian
Speaker 1: albare Is, for example, who was better, and maybe he
Speaker 1: doesn't understand understand your genius and your evil. Oh, yes,
Speaker 1: Dan hasn't actually has not even had to deal with
Speaker 1: that that much. Even the Jim Kronitch fellow, the Corvette man,
Speaker 1: he even likes Dan Housing. Joe, it isn't really have
Speaker 1: to deal with it too much. Just don't Dan Housing. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: you love Dan Housing. I gotta ask Lance Storm. He's
Speaker 1: a very stern man. I'm not sure what land Storm
Speaker 1: might Yes, Dan Housen, you almost universally beloved. Really is
Speaker 1: there anyone Dan Housing that hates you? Oh? Brian Johnson,
Speaker 1: he hates Dan Housing. A fighter. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that guy. It's probably one of the reasons why he's angry.
Speaker 1: Balls like thirty nine times in that company in one month.
Speaker 1: My lord, Well, why does he hate you? Probably because
Speaker 1: Dan Housing beat him at the final bathrooms and we
Speaker 1: need contract at the company. I'll do it. Oh he's
Speaker 1: holding a grudge, Yes, yes, yes, he's practico sure now
Speaker 1: that let me ask you a question. You may not
Speaker 1: know the answer to this, Dan Housing, but let's say
Speaker 1: that you did not break your leg. Who do you
Speaker 1: think you might have faced its final battle? Dalton Castle?
Speaker 1: Probably oh for that television championship. That's devastating. Yes, well
Speaker 1: then as it doesn't know, but if he had the guest,
Speaker 1: that's what he would have wanted to do at least. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oriole likes this Dalton Castle fella. Oh he's quite good.
Speaker 1: He's amazing Dan House. He was lucky enough to wrestle
Speaker 1: him at one of the paper views a few months ago. Yes,
Speaker 1: did you see the Final Battle commercial with Dalton Castle
Speaker 1: that went up earlier today? Yes, because you were retreated it.
Speaker 1: Dan hasn't signed Briant did Yes, oh Briant, Yes, your brand.
Speaker 1: It's quite incredible, isn't he Yes, he is, and he
Speaker 1: has what is it the chickens the little bird people
Speaker 1: that came out with the Little bird People? Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: the peacocks. Is that right? Yes? Impressive because him the
Speaker 1: baby chickens, that's what it is, the baby chicken, the
Speaker 1: little chicks us. Who is your back up on seat?
Speaker 1: After that, Dan Housing devastates him via whatever he's doing.
Speaker 1: Let's let's imagine that you come back from your injury
Speaker 1: and you're a free agent and uh, we'll we'll we'll
Speaker 1: eliminate w W E from the question here, because like
Speaker 1: that gonna ain't gonna happen. They don't let anybody do
Speaker 1: anything unless they're signed. But I mean, if you are
Speaker 1: a free agent, you could probably do stuff for a
Speaker 1: w New Japan Ring of Honor whenever they end up
Speaker 1: becoming an Impact Wrestling. Who is your dream opponents? This
Speaker 1: is a tough question because there's a list. There's a
Speaker 1: whole list of him. Uh. Dan Hagen would really like
Speaker 1: to wrestle for team with obviously CM Punk m h
Speaker 1: that is m JF. That would be quite wonderful. He's
Speaker 1: very evil. Chris Judas, Dan, how's you knows? One with
Speaker 1: Corey Rhodes And there's so many people? What House? What else?
Speaker 1: Who else could there be? You were on the cruise
Speaker 1: with Chris Jericho correctly, Oh, yes, it's wonderful. He invited
Speaker 1: Dan Housing because he's so famous. That has a lot
Speaker 1: of fun on that cruise, isn't it. Yes, you see
Speaker 1: Dan Housing safe Chris Judas at the end of it
Speaker 1: from the Chaos Project. Yes, I live on the water,
Speaker 1: so I know much fun it is to be on
Speaker 1: the water. Yes, if it was wonderful this boat round
Speaker 1: the boat with everybody. She was great, great time for
Speaker 1: Dan Housing. Are you going to go on the March
Speaker 1: Cruise with Jericho Judas. You'd have to ask Chris Judas himself,
Speaker 1: but who knows. I would think if you saved him,
Speaker 1: you should be next in line to go on that boat.
Speaker 1: You would think, yes, the lea put him hand about,
Speaker 1: I would think that did you do any of them?
Speaker 1: If he could come back and choose, perhaps you'll bring
Speaker 1: it up to him this weekend. He put Dan Housing
Speaker 1: master of the GTS and his good friends See Him Punk,
Speaker 1: who also does the GTS. Because Dan hasn't said, hey,
Speaker 1: you can use my finishers sometimes versus f TR. Pretty
Speaker 1: great now, Dan Housing and I know where we're getting
Speaker 1: close on time here, But I've got to ask you
Speaker 1: if if the only way that you could team with
Speaker 1: See Him Punk is that you you had to grow
Speaker 1: out of mustache to match the mustache of See Him Punks,
Speaker 1: the famous mustache that you had up in the video today.
Speaker 1: Would you do so? Will there be matching mustaches? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes absolutely? If Dan has he said you need a mustache,
Speaker 1: Dan has you will either you know, he'll get the
Speaker 1: fake one or you'll growing on or he'll grow it,
Speaker 1: depending on how long it takes you a nurse. Yes,
Speaker 1: we'll get both mustaches and will come back with the vengeance.
Speaker 1: It looks like it takes a while for you to
Speaker 1: grow a mustache, Dan Housing, Is that right, Yes, probably
Speaker 1: a couple of years at least. Yeah, Brian knows the beginning.
Speaker 1: Stand by everybody, observer live. Oh, hey, back here on
Speaker 1: the show or in York, Mike Supper Bob, You're in
Speaker 1: the great Dan Housing and take all of the twitch
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Speaker 1: love hate relationship with John here, who I think is
Speaker 1: donated about thousand dollars to get me in the suit
Speaker 1: and raise money for Dan Housing. But thank you, John,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. And Dan have gone like a couple
Speaker 1: of Yeah, we got like a minute left. Let's get
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Speaker 1: This is a prototype zombie sailer dot com. Well, Dan,
Speaker 1: how's it making? We want to thank you so much
Speaker 1: for doing the show here today. We love you here
Speaker 1: on Wrestling Observer Live. There's a lot of fun to
Speaker 1: me have you on as a guest today that I
Speaker 1: hosted the show. It really appreciated that, of course, and
Speaker 1: we must make sure this gets seventeen stars. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: got seventeen. Blowhole. That's what we agreed on earlier today.
Speaker 1: Seventeen blowhole. Thank you Twitch homies, thank you everybody on YouTube.
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