Speaker 1: You just want to a new car. It's one more thing.
Speaker 2: I'm strong and.
Speaker 3: Getty, one more thing before we get to that. And
Speaker 3: oddly enough, as we record this in the studio, I'm
Speaker 3: looking up the TV and the price is right, Price
Speaker 3: is right with Drew Carrey has just begun. That's what
Speaker 3: we're about to talk about. You want a new car.
Speaker 3: What's what's it like when you win a new car
Speaker 3: and the price is right? Get to that in just
Speaker 3: a second. First, this though, This is that a Starbucks
Speaker 3: some dude gets into an argument with the employees or
Speaker 3: something over that new very popular Starbucks bear cup.
Speaker 1: Let's bear resta? Is that what it's called?
Speaker 2: The bear?
Speaker 3: That's kind of a play on words. So it looks
Speaker 3: like the bear from the when you used to get
Speaker 3: honey in a little bear and you squeeze it out
Speaker 3: of his head. But it's some sort of Starbucks cup
Speaker 3: or mug or what comes in it?
Speaker 1: Coffee? The cup?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would think like an iced coffee.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't drink hot coffee. Burn your hands on
Speaker 3: that anyway. So somebody cut in line, and then here's
Speaker 3: how it went. But what I'm saying is that you
Speaker 3: were not in line. With the rest of the guys.
Speaker 4: It's not I was in I was in line from
Speaker 4: five thirty.
Speaker 3: Show me the cameras.
Speaker 1: Please can't show you the camera, but you can.
Speaker 4: You're claiming something I can't show you the You can
Speaker 4: though I can't.
Speaker 1: Why not I cannot show you that? So go look
Speaker 1: at the cameras. Tell me if I was in line
Speaker 1: or not.
Speaker 3: I'm going to ask you to leave anymore for you. There.
Speaker 1: She took it to the back.
Speaker 3: They refusing to give me the there you want to
Speaker 3: wait even so, you're not gonna You're not going to
Speaker 3: serve me.
Speaker 1: You're not going to sell there.
Speaker 2: So he cut in front of everybody to get this
Speaker 2: stupid bear cup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I will say that clip was about six
Speaker 4: minutes long. He just went back in force.
Speaker 1: With this woman.
Speaker 3: What do he look like? How old was he?
Speaker 4: It was he's the one shooting the video and he
Speaker 4: posted it, which tells you even.
Speaker 1: More about this person.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I didn't see what he looked like, but
Speaker 4: I mean, he was just it was all this. He
Speaker 4: was repeating himself.
Speaker 1: Show me the camera. Oh, you're not going to sell
Speaker 1: the bear.
Speaker 3: And it's no country for old men because I've reached
Speaker 3: a point in my life where I just can't deal
Speaker 3: with humanity anymore.
Speaker 2: Somebody needs to kin bone him, docs him, figure out
Speaker 2: who he is, and then for a period of one week,
Speaker 2: everyone in America who passes him should throw coffee in
Speaker 2: his face.
Speaker 3: Exactly, let's figure out who this guy is, what kind
Speaker 3: of weird PORNI likes, and mock him going forward and.
Speaker 2: Again her al hot beverages upon him. That is him
Speaker 2: or that's parody. I do not suggest that in any circumstance.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, humanity is hard to take some time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, it's funny. I was thinking about No Country
Speaker 2: for Old Men as I was getting ready to come
Speaker 2: back to work and get it on. Just some of
Speaker 2: the you know, some of the aspects of what we
Speaker 2: talk about are just so annoying, Like you know, the Internet,
Speaker 2: he stuff like that, and just somebody posts something, somebody
Speaker 2: claps back, some non journalist creates some idiot story out
Speaker 2: of it that nobody should read, and.
Speaker 5: It's like, eh, tell you what, I am enjoyed the
Speaker 5: hell out of living what we both have suggested over
Speaker 5: and over again, make your life about the actual human
Speaker 5: beings you contact to whatever extent possible.
Speaker 2: You know that sort of thrice removed. You saw something
Speaker 2: posted online, or you're reading an internet argument or something
Speaker 2: like that. Ugh, no, No, wander down the street, say
Speaker 2: hey to your neighbor, even a person at the store
Speaker 2: who you interact with when you're trying to cut in
Speaker 2: line and grab a stupid bear cup.
Speaker 1: At least that's the real world. But then he goes
Speaker 1: and posts it online. I'm back to throwing coffee in
Speaker 1: his face.
Speaker 3: Are we or are we not moving toward more people
Speaker 3: who are alone in an apartment without friends or kids. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so the world interaction is this way, Yes, Michael, i'd
Speaker 3: disagree with you. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, they will be miserable and unhappy and all.
Speaker 3: Right, but it's going to lead to more people paying
Speaker 3: attention to more of this sort of crap just so
Speaker 3: they have something to talk about because they don't have
Speaker 3: anything going on in their real lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah. By the way, uh, a semi related topic.
Speaker 2: While a planet of the apes would be infinitely entertaining
Speaker 2: according to the movies I've seen, and I like the
Speaker 2: idea of a planet of the beavers, I think honestly,
Speaker 2: I was taking a walk with the dog. It's going
Speaker 2: to be a planet of the ants. They're everywhere, there
Speaker 2: are zillions of them. You can't kill them. What's what's
Speaker 2: what do they say about the honey badger? Honey badger,
Speaker 2: don't give a f or whatever it is? Well, you
Speaker 2: want to talk about something that doesn't give an f
Speaker 2: Ants ants are fine. They just do their job. The
Speaker 2: ants don't get pissed off at social media.
Speaker 1: They just build their little hills. Planet of the ants.
Speaker 3: We should start saying, fine, let the AI take over,
Speaker 3: because that's that's what's gonna take over. And maybe mankind
Speaker 3: had their run and we didn't do a good job
Speaker 3: and we should be taken over. Maybe yeah, well it
Speaker 3: lasted okay. And then finally this before we get out
Speaker 3: of here. We've talked about this before this interviews some
Speaker 3: people who actually have dealt with it. When you win
Speaker 3: a prize on a game show, you immediately get hit
Speaker 3: with a bill because most game almost all game shows
Speaker 3: are recorded in California, so you got to deal with
Speaker 3: California taxes. It's a brand new car on the prices right,
Speaker 3: which is on television right in front of me. According
Speaker 3: to past participants, when you win the car, immediately they
Speaker 3: give you a form to sign and you have to
Speaker 3: cut a check for the taxes on the car before
Speaker 3: you can get the car. Wow, And it could be
Speaker 3: a good chunk of money. And a lot of people
Speaker 3: that are participants on those shows. Because you're this sort
Speaker 3: of person that can stand in line for hours to
Speaker 3: try to get on a stupid game show.
Speaker 1: You might not be the most well to do person
Speaker 1: to start with. You don't have.
Speaker 3: Two to twenty thousand dollars to cut as a check
Speaker 3: to pick up your new r V, and so you
Speaker 3: just can't and riot a lot of people. I wouldn't
Speaker 3: be surprised if it's not the majority. Just work out
Speaker 3: some sort of deal. The overall package is this, you
Speaker 3: give me this much and you get to keep.
Speaker 1: The rest and then they leave.
Speaker 6: That's what my friend.
Speaker 3: Did You have a friend who did that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they won.
Speaker 6: A contest in one of my three or four items
Speaker 6: and they ended up keeping like two and then selling
Speaker 6: the rest or Yeah, because they couldn't afford the taxes
Speaker 6: on them.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't think it is your top two
Speaker 2: percent of taxpayers that's on the price, is right. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm picturing you know, Jim Jones, come on down, He's
Speaker 2: jumping up and down.
Speaker 1: Doing the cheerleader thing.
Speaker 2: Tell us about yourself, Jim, Well, I'm the CEO of
Speaker 2: America Care Hospitals. We've got seventy five facilities in four
Speaker 2: different states.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems unlikely.
Speaker 3: But even if you're even if I could afford it,
Speaker 3: I'm on. The price is right, and they announced you
Speaker 3: just want a new RV. Now you need to cut
Speaker 3: us a check for twenty thousand dollars. I think, well,
Speaker 3: I wasn't planning on buying an RV. I really want
Speaker 3: an RV. I gotta cut your check for twenty thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Then I've got an RV and I've got to try
Speaker 3: to sell it. I guess and come out ahead. But
Speaker 3: doesn't seem like a prize.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I want to do that.
Speaker 2: Well, right, I was thinking of a car, and theoretically,
Speaker 2: you know, if you didn't have the cash on hand,
Speaker 2: you might be able to borrow the money to pay
Speaker 2: the taxes, then sell your car and pay.
Speaker 1: The people back. But that's a pain.
Speaker 3: In the ass.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: Mention, your insurance costs are probably going to be two
Speaker 2: and a half times what they were on your old
Speaker 2: crab heap got.
Speaker 3: The more I think about it, the more pain in
Speaker 3: the asster is involved. So I went a car. I
Speaker 3: got to cut you a check for the car, and
Speaker 3: then it says here you pick it up at the
Speaker 3: local dealer.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So now I'm in California on vacation, went to the
Speaker 3: price is right. I got to get back to Ohio.
Speaker 3: I got this car here? Am I gonna have it transported?
Speaker 3: Am I gonna drive it? I had a flight ray.
Speaker 1: Just what the hell?
Speaker 3: It's all a pain in the ass, every bit of it.
Speaker 3: It'd be hard to come out ahead. I can see
Speaker 3: how you would end up in a situation where you're
Speaker 3: sitting there with your and your wife thinking, let them
Speaker 3: cut us a check for eight thousand dollars and we'll
Speaker 3: go home.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: I wonder if those shows like bank on that. I'm
Speaker 4: sure they aren't going to pay for this.
Speaker 3: I'm sure they do.
Speaker 1: What a lot of the stuff. And you just got
Speaker 1: a pair of jet skis? You think I don't jet ski?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 3: Am I gonna cut you a check for three thousand
Speaker 3: dollars for a couple of jet skis that I gotta
Speaker 3: somehow get from Beverly Hills to Burbank to Ohio.
Speaker 1: What the hell a new living room set?
Speaker 3: Wow? Cool?
Speaker 1: Great?
Speaker 3: Um?
Speaker 1: All right, like, get it in my house?
Speaker 3: How do I get the couch from Burbank to Ohio?
Speaker 2: Right, it's a twenty four hundred dollars set. The shipping
Speaker 2: will be fifteen thousand dollars. Or we can pay you
Speaker 2: five hundred bucks to get the hell out of here
Speaker 2: and shut up, Drew, carry your smile, hides your lies.
Speaker 3: It's funny that those shows have lasted all these years
Speaker 3: with that reality where everybody gets all said, Oh, wouldn't
Speaker 3: that be amazing? A washer dryer set? A washer dryer
Speaker 3: two two and ten miles from where I live? What
Speaker 3: am I gonna do with that?
Speaker 6: We need the contestants to speak live on the air
Speaker 6: and say, look, I can't use this.
Speaker 1: You know exactly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody should say more often, so what are the
Speaker 3: taxes going to be on that? That's why one of
Speaker 3: the reasons mister Beast got so popular. Whenever he gives
Speaker 3: you a prize, he pays the taxes, and and or
Speaker 3: if it's a physical item, he gets it to your home.
Speaker 3: You win a car, he pays the taxes. And he
Speaker 3: makes sure it shows up in your driveway. It's not
Speaker 3: the scam that Drew Carrey, who's clearly on ozembic does ACD.
Speaker 2: By name, but gentleman by nature, mister beast, yes, kiddy.
Speaker 4: According to the Internet, they have an NDA for the
Speaker 4: price is right, so they can't talk about it. Because
Speaker 4: I was just thinking, why don't we hear more about that?
Speaker 1: Like, you screw this.
Speaker 3: You're right, that's what it is. So they make you
Speaker 3: sign an NDA to play it all, and you think,
Speaker 3: what do I care? I don't care. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to disclose anything. I get to run up there and
Speaker 3: jump up and down because I just want a new
Speaker 3: high tub that I'm gonna ship to my home. Yeah,
Speaker 3: otherwise you'd hear all the time. Nobody, by the way,
Speaker 3: nobody gets these prizes. Nobody's claimed a prize the last
Speaker 3: fifteen years.
Speaker 2: We just catch it kind of a check that wouldn't
Speaker 2: impress everybody.
Speaker 1: And you leave, all right.
Speaker 2: So here's a really controversial question about the game shows.
Speaker 2: So I was thinking, I don't know why, but my
Speaker 2: mind went to the hotties that you know, show you
Speaker 2: the prize package and smile and wear the little costumes
Speaker 2: down again, and there have been a couple of harassment
Speaker 2: scandals through the years that the host, the big powerful host,
Speaker 2: the face of the program, has got a little forward
Speaker 2: with the girls, if you I mean, because they have
Speaker 2: no skills other than being physically attractive and hot girls
Speaker 2: are a diamond dozen if you were to advertise, must
Speaker 2: be willing to put up with sexual harassment, not assault, certainly,
Speaker 2: sure or anything like that. But the host will regularly
Speaker 2: ask you if you'd like to go.
Speaker 1: Out sometime.
Speaker 2: In a libertarian from a libertarian point of view, shouldn't
Speaker 2: that be?
Speaker 1: Okay? Absolutely, made expressly clear to them.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and it was more or less expressly clear up
Speaker 3: until twenty years ago. Probably this is what you're gonna
Speaker 3: have to put up with, and you'd get more people
Speaker 3: signing up for that than you could take.
Speaker 2: By the way, the host is a generous man. He absolutely,
Speaker 2: he's a nice enough fella. He's just a horn dog.
Speaker 2: And you know, if you do get together with him,
Speaker 2: he'll probably lavish expensive gifts on you and you can
Speaker 2: say no, but if he gets tired of it, it's
Speaker 2: probably gonna be over just you know, going in.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm looking up this girl's jumping up and down.
Speaker 3: She just won like a dune buggy and some ATV
Speaker 3: sort of thing. So like, Okay, I live in suburban Cincinnati.
Speaker 3: What am I going to do with this ATV and
Speaker 3: a dune buggy? And I got to transport it back
Speaker 3: after I cut you a check for several thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Surely they connect you with a local dealer, a local
Speaker 1: doune buggy dealer. Oh cool, a dune buggy. Just what
Speaker 1: I needed, hey for when I'm on the dunes.
Speaker 3: But only after i'd write you a check for three
Speaker 3: thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you're not jumping up and down like you
Speaker 1: were before. What's the problem.
Speaker 6: All these years we thought the price is right, the
Speaker 6: price is wrong.
Speaker 1: It's exactly right.
Speaker 6: Well, I guess that's it.