WEBVTT - No Third Takes 0:00:00.680 --> 0:00:05.360 Ka boom. If you thought four hours a day, minutes 0:00:05.400 --> 0:00:09.200 a week was enough, think again. He's the last remnants 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.480 of the old republic, a sole fashion of fairness. He 0:00:12.560 --> 0:00:15.480 treats crackheads in the ghetto gutter the same as the 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.600 rich pill poppers in the penthouse. The clearing House of 0:00:19.640 --> 0:00:23.439 hot takes break free for something special. The Fifth Hour 0:00:23.560 --> 0:00:31.880 with Ben Maller starts right now in the air everywhere 0:00:32.080 --> 0:00:35.879 as we kick off a Saturday another edition of The 0:00:35.960 --> 0:00:42.000 Fifth Hour with Ben Mallard and Danny Gen dazzling you 0:00:42.159 --> 0:00:45.880 with marginal weekend audio content, well at least my part. 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:48.839 But here we are yet again. On his Saturday a 0:00:48.960 --> 0:00:52.600 hearty conversation on the Friday Podcast Nanny with one of 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:57.520 the great gambling moguls from Lost Wages, Nevada, the man 0:00:57.680 --> 0:01:01.640 that has been all over the gambling world with his 0:01:01.680 --> 0:01:03.760 comments about Tom Brady. So he didn't want to get 0:01:03.800 --> 0:01:06.160 too much into it on the on the Friday podcast, 0:01:06.200 --> 0:01:08.039 but he didn't touch on it. He'd talk about it, 0:01:08.280 --> 0:01:10.400 said there's people looking into it, and that's what he 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:12.600 want to leave it at that. But how is your 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:16.000 weeked anywhere? On our show? You stepped in for Cooper 0:01:16.000 --> 0:01:18.120 Loop but the last minute you came running out of 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:21.160 the bullpen. This week, Yeah, what a wild week, but 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:24.399 a lot of fun being on the live show. Although 0:01:24.440 --> 0:01:28.200 I am running on some fumes right now. My I V. 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:33.000 Drip is old school folders coffee. Ready to do this 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:37.319 Saturday thing though. Alright, so we'll get right into it. 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:43.080 I've got the Demon Sinkhole surprise attack, which is all 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:48.200 kind of tied together Ottawa, the nominees are and back 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:52.160 scratcher and consider this. We're gonna get into it in 0:01:52.160 --> 0:01:54.920 a couple of minutes here. But this is a big podcast. 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:58.280 It is going to give you everything you need to know, 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:02.920 all of the nominee ease for the greatest night on 0:02:03.000 --> 0:02:06.200 the show. Many people think the Bennies, which will be 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:11.240 coming up on Tomorrow night into Monday morning, depending on 0:02:11.360 --> 0:02:14.440 which time zone you are on. It's it's it's happening quickly. 0:02:14.880 --> 0:02:17.680 It was like a war zone when I was answering 0:02:17.720 --> 0:02:21.480 your studio lines the other night, just about every call 0:02:21.800 --> 0:02:26.360 with somebody bitching and complaining about a betting nomination. Yes, yes, 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.799 which is outstanding because we try to get as many 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:32.080 people nominated as we can. But we do have a 0:02:32.080 --> 0:02:35.639 lot of nice folks that spend time contributing to the show. 0:02:35.720 --> 0:02:40.720 We can't include everybody and get that brid here now, 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:44.080 So it becomes a problem, and it's it's one of 0:02:44.080 --> 0:02:46.080 those things you should know. Don't when they tell you 0:02:46.080 --> 0:02:48.720 when you give a speech, don't include anyone because you 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:50.680 you can't include everyone, So just leave it. Just say 0:02:50.960 --> 0:02:54.440 general terms you give a speech. So we will get 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:55.760 to that coming up in a couple And as we 0:02:55.800 --> 0:02:58.840 start though with the demon sinkhole. And if you are 0:02:58.880 --> 0:03:03.960 a regular listener to the Overnight Show, you understand that 0:03:04.040 --> 0:03:08.919 we had a very spooky situation on the Thursday night 0:03:08.960 --> 0:03:14.680 into Friday night, Friday morning show. Middle of show, things 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:23.040 are going fine, everything's great. All of a sudden, the 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:29.640 Gremlins attacked. Danny g We were attacked by gremlins. We 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:34.679 shunk again. Yeah, the home studio down for the county 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:40.240 Internet broadcast connection that we use, down network down, red 0:03:40.360 --> 0:03:45.920 lights flashing. I'm running around, kicking, spitting, uh, just very 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:51.119 upset and I'm on a mission. Den. I gotta kill 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:53.520 the Gremlins is what I gotta do. And I'm going 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:56.040 all over. My goal is to kill the damn Gremlins. 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:58.920 But I'm really at the mercy. I hate I hate it. 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:01.760 I hate it. Uh. We've talked about this before, Daddy. 0:04:01.800 --> 0:04:05.680 But when this stuff breaks and goes hey wire and 0:04:05.760 --> 0:04:11.680 I hear that sound, I always look. I said, is 0:04:11.680 --> 0:04:14.000 there anything that I left up? Is there anything I 0:04:14.080 --> 0:04:16.640 screwed up here? And I go through all the connections, 0:04:16.680 --> 0:04:19.880 all the cables, all the wires. I'm a very have 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:22.920 a novice perspective on this. I'm not an expert on 0:04:23.000 --> 0:04:25.560 the technical stuff. I was an engineer years ago, but 0:04:25.600 --> 0:04:27.960 I was a terrible engineer, so I don't really know 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.080 what the hell I'm doing. And so I look at everything, 0:04:30.120 --> 0:04:32.279 and every looked good, and everything looked kosher. So I 0:04:32.320 --> 0:04:34.200 just kind of left it there, and I sat back 0:04:34.279 --> 0:04:37.040 and I said, I'm just gonna wait. And then I 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:39.760 was debating. There was that debate. I was like, well, 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:42.120 wait a minute, maybe I should just cruise in. And 0:04:42.120 --> 0:04:44.719 then I looked at the map and I looked at 0:04:44.800 --> 0:04:48.119 how far I live from the main studio, the time 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:50.839 it would take to get there, and how much time 0:04:50.839 --> 0:04:52.599 would be left in the show. I did a cost 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:56.839 benefit analysis. That's probably not the way to go. So 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:59.600 I just waited it out. It was like fifty five minutes, 0:04:59.640 --> 0:05:02.359 almost a full hour we were down. I was on 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:06.200 the phone for most of that. But yeah, so it 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:09.480 was the Eddie Garcia Show with you as a guest 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:12.960 on the line. D D I E. Well, Eddie did 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:17.960 a segment, he did the last segment of the second hour, 0:05:18.279 --> 0:05:21.480 and then I came on at the top of the 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:25.440 next hour and kind of hung out for the the bounce. 0:05:25.600 --> 0:05:27.840 The thing that pissed me off though, and thing that 0:05:28.080 --> 0:05:31.159 really got me going, is that I have a couple 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:34.359 of connections here. I have one I used solely for 0:05:34.440 --> 0:05:38.480 the equipment to broadcast the show from the home studio. Uh, 0:05:38.520 --> 0:05:40.200 and then I have another one I used just for 0:05:40.240 --> 0:05:42.680 the like the regular internet connection that I used at 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:47.600 the house that I live in. And the regular internet 0:05:47.680 --> 0:05:50.880 came back, but the other Internet that I used to 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:56.760 broadcast from, and I was really piste. I was like, 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.279 this is terrible. This is you know, I go online, 0:05:59.320 --> 0:06:02.120 but I can't at the show going. So that was annoying. 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:04.440 But we figured it all out, which is really just 0:06:04.520 --> 0:06:06.800 us waiting for the internet connection to come back, and 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:10.720 it eventually did and that was that was that so 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:14.000 interesting times it was like a dream come true. I'll 0:06:14.040 --> 0:06:18.200 be at that dream of nightmare? Yeah? Have you had 0:06:18.200 --> 0:06:22.600 those dreams in real life? Though there's sometimes where, you know, 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:25.160 people talk about that dream where they're falling and then 0:06:25.160 --> 0:06:28.120 they wake up before they hit the ground. If you're 0:06:28.120 --> 0:06:32.080 a broadcaster, the nightmare we have is you go off 0:06:32.120 --> 0:06:35.800 the air and you cannot get back on the air. Yeah. 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:37.880 Well that is part of the nightmare. But the other 0:06:37.880 --> 0:06:39.760 part of the nightmare for me, which I did live out, 0:06:40.160 --> 0:06:42.960 is I I spend a copious amount of time, way 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.200 too much time getting ready for the show, jotting down 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:50.599 notes and things for these monologues, and not being able 0:06:50.680 --> 0:06:52.720 to deliver. I feel like, I what was I doing? 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:55.280 I was wasting my day here, at least for one 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:56.760 of the hours. I didn't really get to do what 0:06:56.800 --> 0:06:59.200 I wanted to do, what I had planned to do. 0:06:59.760 --> 0:07:02.039 And so that was that was really this this part, 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:03.560 like you know, what's the point of this? You know? 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:06.159 I mean I was being prepared and all that, but 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:08.880 then when you can't do it, you're like crap, you know. 0:07:08.960 --> 0:07:12.160 I was like okay, So that was fine. Moving on. 0:07:12.240 --> 0:07:15.360 So each weekend, now this is the Saturday Pockets. The 0:07:15.400 --> 0:07:17.520 life of Mallar. Part of it is a life and 0:07:17.520 --> 0:07:20.400 the Life of Danny g as well amazing ones. We 0:07:20.480 --> 0:07:24.640 have the Men of Mystery. We're debonair is what we are. Yes, 0:07:25.800 --> 0:07:28.320 So each weekend I have like one day to myself 0:07:28.400 --> 0:07:30.640 with the family, do whatever on. So each weekend my 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:34.720 goal is to get in the kitchen and I lately 0:07:34.800 --> 0:07:37.600 the last couple of months, I've been baking cookies for 0:07:37.680 --> 0:07:41.720 the for the house, Eminem's oatmeal raisin sugar white chocolate 0:07:42.160 --> 0:07:45.200 snicker doodle. Like I I wish my mom was around 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:46.920 because she'd be very proud of me if I and 0:07:47.040 --> 0:07:48.720 she used to bake all the time. So I I'm 0:07:48.760 --> 0:07:51.800 doing that, and this past weekend I cranked it up 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:55.040 a couple of notches. Now I'm Jewish, but I'm a 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:58.040 bad Jew. You know I'm not. I'm not a non 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:01.120 I'm like a nonpractice occasional I celebrate the holidays things 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:05.679 like that. Um so with the Jewish holiday perum, which 0:08:05.760 --> 0:08:09.160 was a week ago before you know, ten days ago, 0:08:09.200 --> 0:08:11.280 whatever it was that was taking place. And so I 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:13.280 remember when I was a kid, my mom used to 0:08:13.320 --> 0:08:17.360 make these pastries called hamatash, And so I said, you 0:08:17.400 --> 0:08:19.480 know what, my mom was not around anymore. I'm gonna 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:23.440 make what the what the fun? I'll make? I I 0:08:23.480 --> 0:08:25.640 got a recipe. I found a recipe. I rolled up 0:08:25.640 --> 0:08:28.560 my sleeves, I put on my chef's apron. What are 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:31.280 these like because I've never seen these? Yeah, they're they're 0:08:31.960 --> 0:08:36.880 triangle filled pockets. Normally the traditional way that you make 0:08:36.920 --> 0:08:40.160 them is with a poppy seed or prune flavor. That's 0:08:40.200 --> 0:08:42.800 usually you know most of the making. But it's it's 0:08:42.840 --> 0:08:45.480 just like a little pastry. And so I found a recipe. 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:48.640 I got everything ready to go, the homemade hamatash and 0:08:49.400 --> 0:08:52.240 and uh again if you're not part of the Travis, 0:08:52.440 --> 0:08:56.079 just a triangle filled pocket of good, you know, little thing. 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:59.680 And my mom would make these back in the day. 0:09:00.360 --> 0:09:02.720 So I ended up making them, and Benny the baker 0:09:02.840 --> 0:09:07.520 was activated here, uh Danny, and I got everything ready, 0:09:07.559 --> 0:09:09.199 all the ingredients and all that butevery they out on 0:09:09.200 --> 0:09:10.880 the COUNTERCT but everything out first. Make sure I have 0:09:10.960 --> 0:09:14.880 all the ingredients very prepared. Um. But I could not 0:09:15.080 --> 0:09:17.680 find I don't really like poppy seas. My dad liked that. 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:20.880 I don't like that. And I found prunes, but I 0:09:20.880 --> 0:09:23.880 didn't really I didn't find the prune filling. I wasn't 0:09:23.920 --> 0:09:26.439 looking in the right place at the grocery store. So 0:09:26.559 --> 0:09:30.440 what I did is I called an audible. Oh maha, 0:09:30.640 --> 0:09:32.760 oh maha, Oh, I called an audible with a lot 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:35.720 of scrimmage. And I changed the plays and I did 0:09:35.840 --> 0:09:40.040 use apple strawberry and grape. So I made these little 0:09:40.040 --> 0:09:42.520 pastries with apple, strawberry and grape and made a ton 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:45.520 of them. The recipe made a ton of them, and 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.560 I was happy because I'm usually the only one eating 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:52.199 these things. But my cousin she moved out here a 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:56.199 few months ago from from Texas, and she lives nearby, 0:09:56.280 --> 0:09:58.160 and so I was able to give her something. She 0:09:58.160 --> 0:10:01.800 she said they were goods. Right, those flavors sound a 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.480 lot better to me than prune. Because I don't know 0:10:04.480 --> 0:10:10.480 about you, but we all had that Grandma east rialto California. 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:16.160 She would inspect our number two's not all the time, 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:20.840 but uh consistently enough to punish us by setting us 0:10:20.840 --> 0:10:24.040 down at the kitchen table and forcing us to drink 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:27.240 a glass of prune juice. Yeah. Yeah, well that was 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:29.880 like a big selling point for my Well, you eat this, 0:10:29.960 --> 0:10:31.960 it will help everything, you know, go through your system 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:33.360 and all that. It'll be good, you know, you know, 0:10:33.559 --> 0:10:35.480 it's uh, you know, I'm like, Okay, I don't really 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:38.360 need that. I'm a right anyway. So that was my 0:10:38.440 --> 0:10:43.200 big baking adventure from the past week. Here my big accomplishment. 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:47.480 See I can, I can breach out. I'm I'm multidimensional here, 0:10:47.960 --> 0:10:49.920 Danny g It's not just cookies. I'm not just a 0:10:49.920 --> 0:10:53.840 cookie guy. I am the definition of a loser. I 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:57.160 can make other pastries and things like that. So that's 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:59.559 what I did. I think I could probably make more 0:10:59.600 --> 0:11:02.120 money as a baker at this point the way things 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:05.880 are going anyway, The nominees are here. We are you ready, Dan? 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:09.280 Are you prepare? Are you mentally in the right frame 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:12.199 of mind here, because we are about to give you 0:11:12.559 --> 0:11:19.960 the guide to the Two Benny's celebrating Marginal Overnight sports 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:24.400 talk Radio. Many of the hard working characters that contribute 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:26.760 content to the show. This is exciting. I'm excited about this. 0:11:27.160 --> 0:11:30.600 Here are the categories and the nominees, and we will 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:32.439 give them to you right now. If you haven't voted, 0:11:32.679 --> 0:11:35.480 we'll tell you before we go through all the nominees. 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:38.640 You can go to my Twitter page at Ben Mallord. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:42.160 Just on the top there there's a link pin and 0:11:42.240 --> 0:11:44.640 you can also go to the Facebook page Ben Mallers Show, 0:11:44.679 --> 0:11:46.520 which many of you send questions too. So I know 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:48.720 you're on Facebook and you gotta catch up with your 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.680 aunt and your uncle's and your cousins and all that, 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:54.320 and they're on Facebook, so you're on there. So check 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.520 that out on the Ben Mallor Show page. It's link, 0:11:56.600 --> 0:11:58.920 It's tagged right to the top there. Click on that link. 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:01.800 You gotta have a Gmail at out or some access 0:12:01.840 --> 0:12:05.079 to a Google account. One vote per account, so if 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.240 you have multiple accounts, you can vote more than one time. 0:12:07.800 --> 0:12:10.880 But here we go the the nominees. We have Rookie 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:14.120 Caller of the Year, Rookie Caller of the Year. Here 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:19.920 the nominees are Hayes in Minnesota, right, he's the guy 0:12:19.960 --> 0:12:25.320 that's creepy that deals with dead people. Jennifer in Battle Creek, Michigan. 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:29.280 She's blind and complains she called up the other night complaining, 0:12:29.720 --> 0:12:34.959 yeah I call yeah, angry woman. She's very upset. Shane 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:40.439 in Des Moines, HM. I'm sensing that chains like the 0:12:40.440 --> 0:12:43.280 oldest rookie. It seems like Shane's been around more than 0:12:43.880 --> 0:12:46.000 just a year, but he's listed as a rookie caller 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:49.240 of the Year Patrol and Mike from Houston who got 0:12:49.320 --> 0:12:52.559 very upset with me because I was trashing the strows. 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:56.640 He's up for it. Shas a m he's the kid 0:12:56.720 --> 0:13:00.280 caller from Jersey who reeled on the show that he 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:05.720 got hammered on um uh that last Jewish holiday. Humble Dick, 0:13:07.000 --> 0:13:10.320 he's in there. And paul in Rhode Island. I got 0:13:10.320 --> 0:13:12.319 into it with Paulia and I do he got upset 0:13:12.360 --> 0:13:14.840 with me. So those are the nominees for Rookie Caller 0:13:14.920 --> 0:13:18.640 of the Year. Good luck to all of you. It's nice. 0:13:18.679 --> 0:13:21.080 People say we don't have any new callers to the show, Danny, 0:13:21.160 --> 0:13:24.360 But every year there's new people that find the show, 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:26.440 that stumbled into the show, new people that worked the 0:13:26.440 --> 0:13:30.800 third shift, and so we have a nice, eclectic group 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.280 of new people contributing to show. So I'm excited about 0:13:33.360 --> 0:13:36.080 That's good. I have to have new callers because we 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.320 have to spend our show's budget every year. Yeah, it is. 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:41.400 It is hard, and we've had a lot of people die, 0:13:41.679 --> 0:13:44.680 which unexpected. Now do they really die, Danny, or do 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:46.920 we just push them off to the side and make 0:13:46.960 --> 0:13:49.720 somebody new it, because maybe they're just alive. But we 0:13:49.760 --> 0:13:53.120 just don't use them on the show, and maybe that's Yeah, 0:13:53.160 --> 0:13:56.320 they live on in the universe through our satellite dishes. Yeah, 0:13:56.440 --> 0:13:58.560 he never died. When you're on the Ben Mallor Show, 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:04.360 you're part of the show for life and even after 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:07.679 you did. Alright, Best game show contestant, Here we go, 0:14:07.760 --> 0:14:13.559 Best game show contestant. The nominees are Uncle Mo from Brooklyn, 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:21.040 Justin in Cincinnati, Jed who fled, Paul in Maine, and 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:28.280 our buddy Jose in Rosarrito Beach, Mexico Vado. And those 0:14:28.320 --> 0:14:33.800 are the guys. Now, that's very competitive. This is a competition. Yeah, 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:37.320 we have some tremendous game show horrors, very good at 0:14:37.360 --> 0:14:41.560 these games. Uncle Uncle Mos coming on, Justin and Cincinnati 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:45.040 has been a game show hore for years. Jed who fled. Surprisingly, 0:14:45.040 --> 0:14:48.080 with all the narcotics that Jed's done, he still has 0:14:48.160 --> 0:14:51.920 maintained the knowledge of sports. Paul and Maine. We haven't 0:14:51.960 --> 0:14:53.520 heard from Paul in a while. I hope he's okay. 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.760 But but Paul has been really good with the trivia, 0:14:56.840 --> 0:14:59.320 and Jose is wonderful as well from Rosario Beach. So 0:14:59.320 --> 0:15:02.960 those are all great candidates. Yeah, that's a tough one man, 0:15:03.000 --> 0:15:06.680 because I'm friends with Justin and Jed, so I don't know. 0:15:06.720 --> 0:15:08.960 I guess it would be whoever could bribe me with 0:15:09.000 --> 0:15:14.560 the most money. Yeah, okay, that's not illegal unless it is, 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:20.040 all right. The best instant Advice line caller, and these 0:15:20.080 --> 0:15:21.800 are the people that call up and say goofy things 0:15:21.800 --> 0:15:24.320 on the Instant a Viceline, which is every Monday on 0:15:24.360 --> 0:15:27.520 the show Sunday and a Monday. We have the Andrea 0:15:27.720 --> 0:15:31.880 in Berkeley impersonator. Hi, how are you Ben? You know 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:36.680 that guy? Hi? Ben? How are you? That's my Andrea impersonation? 0:15:37.360 --> 0:15:43.320 The penguin who who annoys me? Uh? Fudgi Kamo is 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:46.080 that his name or anything? I'm saying that right? Uh? 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.080 One of the characters very popular, very popular. Fudgi is 0:15:49.160 --> 0:15:52.600 very popular. The I know it's you, Roberto guy. I 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:55.520 like that guy too, Pokey Pokey Pokey, which is a tribute. 0:15:56.360 --> 0:15:59.280 It's something many years ago on the show when we 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:01.520 were playing pass word the word Game of the Stars 0:16:01.640 --> 0:16:05.440 and you should see her box the you should see 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:08.280 her box guy. So those are some of the nominees 0:16:08.280 --> 0:16:10.920 of actually all the nominees for the Best Instant Advice 0:16:10.960 --> 0:16:14.080 Line Caller. Good luck to all of you. And we're 0:16:14.120 --> 0:16:16.200 not sure who these people are. I know who the 0:16:16.400 --> 0:16:19.680 Andrea in Berkeley impersonator is, but these other guys I'm 0:16:19.720 --> 0:16:22.480 not really that familiar with. And the instead a Vice 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:26.080 line still holds my personal record for how many times 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:28.000 in a row I had to hit the dump button. 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:33.440 We've had some saucy listeners that literally and figuratively have 0:16:33.760 --> 0:16:38.080 used the sauce our dump lament for the segment Best Couple. 0:16:38.360 --> 0:16:42.520 As we continue our look at the Bennies honoring marginal 0:16:42.640 --> 0:16:47.280 overnight sports talk radio, so best Couple, we have many 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:50.960 celebrity couples. Leslie and Jack, the judge staples of the show, 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:56.920 the patriarchs and the matriarchs of the show, beer drinking 0:16:56.920 --> 0:16:59.960 Brian and a half point last time beer drinking Brian 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:04.720 pops up on the ballot Arrest in Peace. Doc Mike 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.400 and Regina. They were supposed to get married on the show, 0:17:07.440 --> 0:17:10.880 but Regina didn't show up the dismay of Doc Mike 0:17:11.520 --> 0:17:14.840 and Ed and Christina and spoken. Now they've vanished here. 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.640 Ed and Christina used to be regulars on the show, 0:17:17.640 --> 0:17:19.320 but then they got married. And I believe they're working 0:17:19.400 --> 0:17:21.040 during the day and so We haven't heard from them 0:17:21.080 --> 0:17:23.360 as much, but they have called in quite a bit 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:27.199 over the last year. So those are the nominees. Good Field, 0:17:27.760 --> 0:17:30.560 I have a feeling that heart strings will be tugged 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:34.880 here and one has a more more of an advantageous opportunity, 0:17:35.640 --> 0:17:37.720 one couple in particular. But maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. 0:17:37.720 --> 0:17:39.360 I don't know how it's gonna turn out. That's why 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:43.239 we have the vote, That's why we vote. Did and 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:46.680 Doc Mike will be tugging on bladders, yes, it will, 0:17:46.680 --> 0:17:50.639 would be using urine therapy and save the day, all right. 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:57.639 Best lame joke Writer another very competitive category. So many 0:17:57.760 --> 0:18:01.120 joke writers it couldn't include everyone, so we picked out 0:18:01.720 --> 0:18:06.520 a handful of those that really stand out. Gordon in Tacoma, 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:12.920 a long time joke writer, Ozzy momentum on the international line, 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:16.920 very funny, azzy momentum. He's got that typical Ozzy sense 0:18:16.920 --> 0:18:21.160 of humor. Surfer Todd the Comedian. This guy's a professional comedian. 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:24.560 Danny's worked comedy clubs and he spends part of his time. 0:18:24.680 --> 0:18:27.399 He lives in Mexico, part of the time down in 0:18:27.440 --> 0:18:32.520 Baja California. He's a surfer avocados from Mexico, thus the 0:18:32.600 --> 0:18:36.640 name Surfer Todd. The comedian Bill from Iowa. So many 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:38.960 funny people in Iowa. Bill is one of the great 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:42.080 joke writers. Anthony and Annaheim, who's been part of the 0:18:42.080 --> 0:18:44.879 show for a long time. Very funny guy. He's a 0:18:44.880 --> 0:18:48.360 family man. He's an honest man. Anthony and Anaheim. I've 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:54.400 been using Lauren's laugh again on the podcast. Yeah, Lauren, 0:18:55.000 --> 0:18:58.040 who when Anthony came into the studio was just a girlfriend. 0:18:58.040 --> 0:19:00.960 Now she's the ball and chain and hates our show, 0:19:01.119 --> 0:19:05.679 cannot stand our show. And it was very awkward when 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:08.240 she was dragged into the studio and you could tell 0:19:08.320 --> 0:19:12.320 she despised the show because this show was taking her 0:19:12.400 --> 0:19:15.480 man Anthony and Anaheim away from her because he was 0:19:15.520 --> 0:19:18.440 spending so much time worried about the show competition. We 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:23.639 were like the hot blonde women. Yeah, the hot blonde 0:19:23.720 --> 0:19:27.840 with the wig on it or whatever. Uh. Tammy in 0:19:27.960 --> 0:19:32.879 Montana just Josh is also these are also candidates Gary 0:19:32.920 --> 0:19:36.639 from Youngstown. Have not hurt much from Gary recently. Gary 0:19:36.840 --> 0:19:41.840 was a prolific joke writer. Much of George in Rochester 0:19:41.920 --> 0:19:46.639 that's Rochester, Minnesota, and he's very funny Kurt from Earth 0:19:46.720 --> 0:19:48.520 as well Kurtsmen with the show a long time, so 0:19:48.520 --> 0:19:52.160 those are the joke writers. Very competitive also category, we'll 0:19:52.160 --> 0:19:55.160 see what happens there. Last I checked, I did check 0:19:55.200 --> 0:19:57.760 the voting on this category and it's neck and neck. 0:19:58.960 --> 0:20:00.800 No one is out in front by a lot, so 0:20:01.359 --> 0:20:04.680 this will likely come down to the final final few 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:09.199 hours here this particular one, so it's very competitive. We 0:20:09.280 --> 0:20:14.240 have the best Mallard song and this is not holiday 0:20:14.320 --> 0:20:17.040 song that's a different categories. Is the best Mallar Mallard song. 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:22.120 We've got the Sound of Mallard from Mr PC in Flint, Michigan. 0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:26.720 The Mallard Militias song from raz Quit the Band which 0:20:26.760 --> 0:20:31.639 is now ras Quit the show. Mallard Town just Josh 0:20:31.680 --> 0:20:36.520 and Jay Scoop collaboration, tribute to Billy Joe, The Real 0:20:36.680 --> 0:20:41.640 Mallard from Mr PC. That's an eminem Yeah rip off, 0:20:41.640 --> 0:20:46.040 which is popular. Mallard Oddity from Just Josh and Jay 0:20:46.080 --> 0:20:50.840 Scoop collaboration from a David Bowie song. We've got Bars 0:20:51.000 --> 0:20:55.560 Are in Between from Just Josh and Jay Scoop, Dolly 0:20:55.640 --> 0:21:00.960 Parton and Kenny Rodgers Mallard Blues Them. Very good song, 0:21:01.400 --> 0:21:05.919 very good song. From Violent Harry from Maine. Good beat, 0:21:06.040 --> 0:21:10.040 good delivery, good job. We have the Mallard Militia tune 0:21:10.400 --> 0:21:15.840 self titled from Ohio. Great song as well, So boy 0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:18.960 the Jokers or not the Jokers, the Mallard song. People 0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:23.720 ras quit the band, Mr PC, just Josh, j Scoop, 0:21:24.000 --> 0:21:27.840 Harry and Al. You can't go wrong, Daddy. Whoever wins this, 0:21:27.840 --> 0:21:30.520 they'll be like three other people that should have won. Also, 0:21:31.040 --> 0:21:33.760 it's loaded. This is like the musical version of the 0:21:33.760 --> 0:21:37.320 A f C. West. This is a murder's row, is 0:21:37.359 --> 0:21:41.040 what this is. This is insane. Best holiday song, so 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:45.240 many great holiday tunes. Back in December, we put the 0:21:45.280 --> 0:21:47.560 call out. I was working Thanksgiving. I said we need 0:21:47.640 --> 0:21:51.920 some help, help us out here, and the listeners answered 0:21:51.960 --> 0:21:54.879 the call. And we have so many of these great tunes. 0:21:54.960 --> 0:22:03.480 The best holiday seemed thong seemed thong thong. What easier 0:22:03.520 --> 0:22:05.359 for me to say, I've got the pot on my mind? 0:22:05.680 --> 0:22:10.240 No song, best holiday song we have here comes Mallard Claus. 0:22:10.359 --> 0:22:17.000 That's a really good tune. Brian Hickman, Blue Mallard, Mr PC, 0:22:17.560 --> 0:22:21.960 let it Mallard. That's Mr PC nailed that song. That 0:22:22.160 --> 0:22:26.920 was amazing. I told everyone listening in the mall, I said, 0:22:26.920 --> 0:22:28.800 my favorite song is let It Snow, Let it Snow, 0:22:28.880 --> 0:22:31.840 Let it Snow Love. That's my favorite Christmas song. And 0:22:32.000 --> 0:22:35.440 so mr PC just did a version of that let 0:22:35.440 --> 0:22:39.000 It Let It Mallard and that was great and and violent. 0:22:39.080 --> 0:22:41.040 Harry and Mane also did one. He did let It 0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:47.679 Snow Mallard, which was awesome, awesome, wonderful. We've got half 0:22:47.720 --> 0:22:52.680 point got run over by her John Deere, which is hilarious. 0:22:53.480 --> 0:22:57.760 That was great from Ohio Al Silent Night also from 0:22:57.760 --> 0:23:00.280 Ohio all back to back and belly to bell eight 0:23:01.160 --> 0:23:06.320 wonderful tune. The Ben Mallard Uh song from joe In 0:23:06.800 --> 0:23:12.040 Uh in Richmond with a little twist on that. Who 0:23:12.080 --> 0:23:14.399 else do we have here? Let's see, We've got the 0:23:14.560 --> 0:23:18.720 Twelve Days of Mallard from mr PC. Mr PC, They're great. 0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:24.800 Great tune Filexus the seven toed Drag Queen from Radioactive 0:23:24.920 --> 0:23:28.680 Ryan wonderful as well, great tribute song. Might have to 0:23:28.760 --> 0:23:31.200 update that song. I believe Flexus is having more toes 0:23:31.280 --> 0:23:34.959 knocked off, I think, and Mallard got rear ended by 0:23:35.000 --> 0:23:40.320 a John Deere. The Mallard Town Philharmonic Chamber Choir made 0:23:40.359 --> 0:23:45.000 that one. So those are all some of the nominees 0:23:45.040 --> 0:23:47.960 and this categories are all the nominees for this category. 0:23:48.000 --> 0:23:50.760 And so again more of the same, Danny. These people 0:23:50.760 --> 0:23:53.280 are very talented. He was very lucky. We're very lucky 0:23:53.320 --> 0:23:56.320