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Speaker 1: The nikkias here's Nikki. Hello, good morning, goody, good die.

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Speaker 1: I don't know when you're listening to this, but I

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Speaker 1: appreciate the fact that you are. Noah, how you doing,

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Speaker 1: I'm great. I love hearing on your Marina's voice every

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Speaker 1: time I start the show my best friend. Check out

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Speaker 1: her music if you haven't already. That song is catchy

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Speaker 1: and wonderful for a reason. The person who wrote it

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Speaker 1: is an amazing singer songwriter. UM on your Marina, and

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Speaker 1: if you need an intro to her, I promise you

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Speaker 1: cannot go wrong with a cover her cover of T Eyes.

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Speaker 1: Whatever you like, you know that song, you can have

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Speaker 1: whatever you like. Well. T I actually actually is recently

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Speaker 1: in some hot water over the fact that he and

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Speaker 1: his wife may have been sex trafficking. So let's not

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Speaker 1: listen to that I version, even though it's great too,

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Speaker 1: But listen to on your Marina's version, and it literally

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Speaker 1: will make you wet. Even if you're a guy, you're

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Speaker 1: your dick will just get wet listening to it. And

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Speaker 1: this is a family friendly show. So I wanted to

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Speaker 1: start out by saying that just to get it out

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Speaker 1: of the way. Um, Mom, what does it mean? If

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Speaker 1: you get your dick wet, as your kids says from

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Speaker 1: the backseat of the minivan, why are you listening to

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Speaker 1: my podcast on the minivan and the way to preschool?

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Speaker 1: That's not okay? Uh no, any way you consume it

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Speaker 1: is fine. And it's important to have these conversations with

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Speaker 1: your children before they're ready to really understand what the

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Speaker 1: hell anything is. Now, what do you remember when you

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Speaker 1: found out a penis like goes inside a woman to

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Speaker 1: When I've realized that, I remember where I was, I

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Speaker 1: remember everything where well, Mike, it was my cousin who

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Speaker 1: how you do no kidding, my cousin told me, and

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Speaker 1: I could not believe it. I was up in my

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Speaker 1: and my cousin was like, it goes inside you, and

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Speaker 1: I was just like, no way, no way. I like

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Speaker 1: that that you just like rub it together like two

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Speaker 1: old were you though? Probably nine? What about you Okay,

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Speaker 1: I know that it's before Uh my family came to

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Speaker 1: it through like animal behavior. Ah, you saw penis go

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Speaker 1: in through animals. I don't know. I just always knew

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Speaker 1: Remember Andrew's animal facts. Oh my god, the duck heads,

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Speaker 1: that before? I am not, but I will do quack

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Speaker 1: I am staying at the nicest hotel I've ever stayed at,

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Speaker 1: not for bank account purposes. People go, are you in

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Speaker 1: I will never avoid in Texas. I just want to

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Speaker 1: like we've adjusted, we're now marketing towards locals, and it's

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Speaker 1: just it's a great place to be. It will never

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Speaker 1: never be this um Just you can never visit somewhere

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Speaker 1: that's just locals that's this nice. Usually it's overwrought by

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Speaker 1: like this, So why not? Why not stay when it's

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Speaker 1: I want to live in this place. Like you ever

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Speaker 1: It's like you, I feel like in relationships you make

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Speaker 1: And so you give him all these like signs when really,

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Speaker 1: from the top of the podcast. Yeah, nothing makes me

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Speaker 1: me pretty horny. So, girls out there, I really recommend

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Speaker 1: that book Getting Too I do. I reread it last night.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I read so much of it Noah, last night,

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Speaker 1: teaches women to value yourselves. That's all it does, because

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Speaker 1: the antidote to a man who isn't gonna treat you right,

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Speaker 1: So if you have confidence, you will steal yourself from

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Speaker 1: being hurt so much more. I mean, psychopaths and sociopaths

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Speaker 1: you and not really being a commitment, if you have

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Speaker 1: self respect through and through which this book teaches you

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Speaker 1: to harness getting too I do by Dr pad Allen. You,

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Speaker 1: I promise you will end up with someone good because

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Speaker 1: it's just like guys like that a girl with confidence,

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Speaker 1: there's not there's nothing bad about these dating books. In fact,

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Speaker 1: this one is invaluable right now. H I mean, you know,

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Speaker 1: going to text you to come down because I did

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00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:01,840
Speaker 1: the same exact thing. I went inside at the bar

427
00:21:02,119 --> 00:21:05,680
Speaker 1: and then literally fifteen mosquitoes started biting me, and then

428
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:07,800
Speaker 1: everyone was getting hit by mosquitoes. And there were so

429
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 1: many like cool people down there. It would have been

430
00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:12,879
Speaker 1: a great hang to meet people. It was perfect. And

431
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,240
Speaker 1: I was like, oh wow, I'm gonna meet people. Nikki's

432
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:17,240
Speaker 1: gonna meet people, so I leave. She's gonna meet these

433
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 1: cool other because that that green thing that was going on.

434
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:24,199
Speaker 1: There was an Earth Day um party going on like

435
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,439
Speaker 1: two doors down from Nikki that the hotel put on

436
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:29,320
Speaker 1: where that the guy loves you there and uh, it

437
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 1: was a great way to meet people like locals. Anyways, though,

438
00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,119
Speaker 1: is the fact that I'm not there, that everyone's gone,

439
00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:40,960
Speaker 1: Robin has a tooth, whatever, you will eat, pray, love right,

440
00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:43,720
Speaker 1: because you are going to be forced to freaking meet

441
00:21:44,680 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 1: So I don't have a problem getting in there and

442
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 1: just mixing it up with the local because yeah, I

443
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,680
Speaker 1: I always thought that you did have problems with being

444
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:56,200
Speaker 1: an extrovert like that or like wanting to meet people.

445
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 1: And then I've seen you recently, like with the people

446
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,920
Speaker 1: from the crew and like and like not thinking you're

447
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 1: better than anyone, and like just like really just like

448
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:08,880
Speaker 1: connecting with people like strongly, and it's been it's been

449
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,320
Speaker 1: really cool to watch. And that was another reason why

450
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,600
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, dude, she's gonna kill it down there,

451
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: and like I have no like worries or whatever, you know, Like, yeah,

452
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,639
Speaker 1: thank you, Andrew. I appreciate that. I like, I do

453
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 1: think that sometimes you say, like I think that you

454
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 1: need to hang out with regular people and get away

455
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,000
Speaker 1: from comics, and I'm like, all my friends are in comics,

456
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,560
Speaker 1: and I like regular people. And that's why on the show,

457
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,639
Speaker 1: I was so upset about the fact that so many

458
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 1: of the crew were told like don't talk to talent

459
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 1: or just that's the culture of working in show businesses

460
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:42,920
Speaker 1: like separate, like talent especial and they're like high maintenance

461
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 1: and if you say the wrong thing to them, you

462
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,919
Speaker 1: will be fired. So no one talks to me. And

463
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 1: then after we wrapped, I'm like, friend, I made such

464
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,840
Speaker 1: good friends yesterday with all the crew celebrated food to

465
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 1: honey with them in the way that it was so

466
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,240
Speaker 1: it was the kiddest hold. It was so fun and

467
00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,200
Speaker 1: and yeah, I'm gonna make more friends. And just I like, yeah,

468
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,800
Speaker 1: I'm definitely. Um, I'm like at a new school. But

469
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,600
Speaker 1: I also feel like the cool girl who knows who

470
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 1: she is at a new school. So I don't have

471
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,040
Speaker 1: this like no one wants to be my friend, Like

472
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:14,920
Speaker 1: if you don't want to be my friend, then I

473
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,679
Speaker 1: probably don't want to be your friend. So let's just

474
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,320
Speaker 1: I'll throw it out there, all right, let's get into

475
00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 1: the news. Uh live from the Miami Airport and still

476
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:30,399
Speaker 1: the grand camin Uh you heard it here firsts first?

477
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:36,520
Speaker 1: You did? You heard it here? First? Live from Gate

478
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: D seven. We are here in Miami Airport. If you

479
00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,879
Speaker 1: are here right now, listening. I have left. Don't go

480
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:48,199
Speaker 1: look for me. But man, we got some great headlines.

481
00:23:48,200 --> 00:23:49,679
Speaker 1: I hope you're having fun out there as much as

482
00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:51,480
Speaker 1: fun you honestly might still be there. You are in

483
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:54,560
Speaker 1: a long way over, mr. Yeah, it was kind of crazy,

484
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 1: and also have all the swells everybody. But I don't

485
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:02,320
Speaker 1: forget that. Yeah know, I got in here at at

486
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,280
Speaker 1: noon from my Cayman flight and my next flight leaves

487
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,719
Speaker 1: at seven fifty at night. But you know what, I

488
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: haven't flown in so long. I don't even give a funk.

489
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,920
Speaker 1: It's when you're flying a lot where you get annoyed

490
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:14,960
Speaker 1: with airports. I'm like, I'm chilling. Anyways, that being said,

491
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:19,040
Speaker 1: first story here. Multiple studies have shown that fish lose

492
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:22,959
Speaker 1: their memory as they age. Fish are social and remember

493
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,280
Speaker 1: their friends. Fish can be impatient, fish feel pain, and

494
00:24:26,320 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: even fish really like cocaine. WHOA Okay, all I got

495
00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 1: from that was fish feel pain. Listen up, people, if

496
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:41,120
Speaker 1: you um think that fish are just these dead eyed,

497
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:46,800
Speaker 1: like making that face and they're just like almost insects

498
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 1: because they don't have any personality or whatever, you clearly

499
00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 1: don't know my fish. You don't know my that's from

500
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:57,679
Speaker 1: best in show when Parker Posey's character is yelling about

501
00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:59,679
Speaker 1: the dog. She's trying to find a dog toy for

502
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 1: her dog, and she goes to store. Have you seen

503
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,000
Speaker 1: that movie Think the Dog? She's like, we need to

504
00:25:05,040 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 1: find a bumble bee for my dog. She's like this

505
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 1: obnoxious manhattanite who met her husband at a Starbucks and

506
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,760
Speaker 1: he was at a Starbucks when they were Starbucks across

507
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:17,600
Speaker 1: the street from each other, you know. Anyway, She's screaming

508
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 1: up this guy and then he's like offering a toy

509
00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:21,680
Speaker 1: that has the same colors as the toy that she's

510
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,160
Speaker 1: looking for for her dog. And she's like, he doesn't

511
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: want this? What is this? Is like a dumb bumble beet.

512
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:28,280
Speaker 1: He's like, well it does the same color. Since she goes,

513
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 1: you obviously don't know my job. I mean seriously, like,

514
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 1: if you haven't partied with a barracouta on Molly, you

515
00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 1: haven't lived, you know. That's what I always say. I

516
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:43,040
Speaker 1: mean that would be Baracuta. Actually aren't like what you think.

517
00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 1: They're not. They're not going to turn your body into

518
00:25:45,359 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: a smiling skeleton within like five minutes after the water splashes. Yeah,

519
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:55,520
Speaker 1: I do, I do love. I do love like the

520
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:59,440
Speaker 1: idea of fish on cocaine, like like they're already pretty Actually,

521
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,480
Speaker 1: I've seen a lot of dose fish by the restaurant

522
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 1: where just they just sat there waiting for food for

523
00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:07,679
Speaker 1: tarping for hours. I did a great impression of it.

524
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:11,560
Speaker 1: You just like kind of I mean, yes, you just

525
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,800
Speaker 1: move slow. That'sh Zania like a They do look like

526
00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,399
Speaker 1: they're in zanex. Tarpin are so funny. I posted a

527
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:20,439
Speaker 1: video of them on the story. Know what, I'm going

528
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:22,199
Speaker 1: to send you another tarpan video to put it on

529
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:25,680
Speaker 1: our story so people understand. Tarpin are so creepy the

530
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 1: way they just like kind of float and they look

531
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 1: like little submer like big submarines actually, and they just

532
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,480
Speaker 1: float around. But most fish, yeah, they do have a

533
00:26:32,520 --> 00:26:35,199
Speaker 1: cokey vibe. I haven't really did coke, even though it

534
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,879
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm on it today, I've done coke. My

535
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:42,720
Speaker 1: hand gets very limp, I bite my lip, I sweat profusely.

536
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,040
Speaker 1: A few buttons come down. I get on the dance

537
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 1: floor and I feel like Enrique Iglesias and I tell

538
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,679
Speaker 1: women that I am in Rigue Iglesias. Meanwhile, I'm like

539
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,000
Speaker 1: gnawing on their neck and being like, oh you want

540
00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:56,320
Speaker 1: this man? You had this sexy men and they're like

541
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,080
Speaker 1: and meanwhile, I'm just standing alone in the corner talking

542
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,080
Speaker 1: to a bottle of bell the deer, you know, Like

543
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:04,480
Speaker 1: I'm just yeah, I'm a fucking mess, goddamn mess, and

544
00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: I miss it. When would you realize that you looked

545
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,119
Speaker 1: like that? Like did you see video of yourself or

546
00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 1: like with the next morning, would you be like I

547
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 1: remember feeling that way and there's just no way that

548
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,320
Speaker 1: looks good. Or do you see other people in coke

549
00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: and that's how they behave? Like I don't even know

550
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: how people on coke behave, because people on coke are

551
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 1: so fucking mysterious about it because you can't consume it

552
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,359
Speaker 1: in public, so you can't go oh. He just started

553
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: acting more weird after he did that line, Like you know,

554
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:29,960
Speaker 1: when people drink, you go oh he did those shots

555
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: and then it all like adds up. But people on

556
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,959
Speaker 1: coke just suddenly I just never know. And people who

557
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,719
Speaker 1: do coke talk to each other in like this code,

558
00:27:38,040 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 1: like I've never even been asked if I've done coke,

559
00:27:40,119 --> 00:27:43,080
Speaker 1: and I literally talk as fast as a person on coke,

560
00:27:43,160 --> 00:27:44,720
Speaker 1: So Why aren't coke people being like you want to

561
00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom? Or maybe they are and I'm

562
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:47,880
Speaker 1: just not picking up on it. What's going on? Well,

563
00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 1: I mean, it depends what kind of coke head. If

564
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: you're like a full on cokehead, you're you become normal

565
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: and normalizes. You're just taking it to get normal. Me,

566
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,439
Speaker 1: on the other hand, doing coke once every three months,

567
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 1: it's a different ball game. You know. That's when you

568
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: start sweating and fighting. But why aren't coke people offering

569
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: me coke? I want to be right now and I'll

570
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: turn it down. But I'm just why do people some

571
00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: people know who to talk to about that and others don't.

572
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: I never know when it's happening. I'll find out months later.

573
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,600
Speaker 1: Oh everyone was on coke at that party. I'm like,

574
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 1: why the way? At least I'm looking at you right now.

575
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,719
Speaker 1: You're wearing a sleeveless rock and roll look more like

576
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 1: kind of pink glasses with blonde hair. You look like

577
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:30,680
Speaker 1: the lead singer of Poison right now, And I would

578
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,679
Speaker 1: give you so much coke. Someone's screenshot this right now? Noah,

579
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,440
Speaker 1: if you are like you're just make full screen screenshot

580
00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 1: like I couldn't look like I do. You showed up

581
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: at customs, they would throw you right into a jail cell.

582
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 1: Literally a whole family can where Yeah, what happened there?

583
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 1: I heard there's literally a whole family. It's I was

584
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: alone until now. I can't believe you're doing award wedding

585
00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: podcast at the gate. I mean we haven't on them yet,

586
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 1: but I'm just predicting, you know, I'm manifesting this ship. Um.

587
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:06,760
Speaker 1: So okay, fish can feel pain. That's just I wanted

588
00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,520
Speaker 1: to put that out there just in case you thought

589
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,800
Speaker 1: that you were eating something that like doesn't care. People

590
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,479
Speaker 1: always go, oh my god, the food is just flopping around,

591
00:29:13,800 --> 00:29:16,920
Speaker 1: Um the flish. Look at the fishes body movements when

592
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 1: it's in air, you guys, when it's above water. Just

593
00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:22,160
Speaker 1: so recall that, you know, it's flopping on the line. Um,

594
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,400
Speaker 1: think of how you would look if you were drowning

595
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 1: in the sea and you were stuck underwater and couldn't breathe.

596
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 1: What what body movements would you make? Oh? Similar ones? Yeah, yeah,

597
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:33,600
Speaker 1: So it's not just flopping around like it's so funny.

598
00:29:33,920 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: It's being smothered h slowly. So just remember that next

599
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 1: story and I'm about to jump off a cool building.

600
00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: You got nothing in there, You're you're you're you're safe

601
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: in a terminal, so you're not. I know, I can

602
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: really bumm you out. I think a lot of people

603
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: write comments and they love the how much you're an activist,

604
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: and I appreciate it. I really do well. I stopping

605
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 1: in salmon. I don't want to get through it asked, no,

606
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,560
Speaker 1: you won't. But listen, Oh that these little nuggets that

607
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 1: I leave along the way. If someone's on the teetering

608
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 1: on veganism or just trying to be vegan one being

609
00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:11,320
Speaker 1: like a week, I'm like, that's awesome. Do what you can.

610
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: Just I want people to be aware of it and

611
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: not just be in denial. I'm in denial, but so

612
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:17,480
Speaker 1: much stuff that I just don't want to face because

613
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,000
Speaker 1: it's too hard and daunting, and it just you did

614
00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: to chip away at it, slowly, slowly, slowly. So Yeah,

615
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 1: offer me cocaine if you see me at a party,

616
00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 1: just to make me feel welcome. That's just that's what

617
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 1: I really wanted to say. Yeah, with a fish that's

618
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 1: been doing cocaine made for a fish that's eye and

619
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 1: experiments done by scientists who wrote the article that hand

620
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:42,520
Speaker 1: will get real Limp boy, All right, next, limp hand roll.

621
00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I hope. I'm just telling everyone. A whole

622
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,560
Speaker 1: family just had next to me, So I apologize. If

623
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 1: you hear them talking about well, we don't hear them

624
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: at all. These microphones are like dope, Okay, alright, So next,

625
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 1: the whole family staying with me too, and I don't

626
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,480
Speaker 1: talk about it. I invited just to cut the cost

627
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 1: of this hotel room smart hetty uh Manhattan. To stop

628
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:12,280
Speaker 1: prosecuting prostitution, dismissing cases dating back decades. I mean decades

629
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 1: is pretty incredible. Dates dating back decades? Why are there

630
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,720
Speaker 1: any That's what People are just stuck in jail because

631
00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 1: no movement has happened on their case. Yeah, for decades.

632
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 1: Why hasn't something been decided decades ago? Or I guess

633
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:29,320
Speaker 1: it's just washed from your record. Yeah. Over the last decade,

634
00:31:29,360 --> 00:31:32,400
Speaker 1: we've learned from those with lived experience and from our

635
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: own experience, criminally prosecuting prostitution does not make us safer,

636
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: and too often achieve the opposite result by further marginalizing

637
00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: the world New Yorkers. I mean, that's so like forward thinking.

638
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: I mean in Europe, I don't have the money. I

639
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: mean I'd be broke by Wednesday. Yeah, I really hope

640
00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: they make it legal and regulated and if someone wants

641
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 1: to have, if someone can have, if a woman can

642
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 1: have sex safely with men for money, I have no

643
00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 1: issue with that none. And if she can do that,

644
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 1: and like not and and feel and it's something about

645
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: like porn stars feel sexy all that's like they love sex.

646
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 1: They like it's like comedy for me or like talking

647
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 1: for me, you know, like they love sex. A lot

648
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,000
Speaker 1: of them love sex as much as I love talking.

649
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:25,600
Speaker 1: And they just found a way to do what they

650
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,680
Speaker 1: love all the time. And sometimes it sucks, like sometimes

651
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 1: I don't want to do a podcast, sometimes I don't

652
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: want to perform stand up comedy. But for the most part,

653
00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:35,000
Speaker 1: I landed on something I love. So if you're able

654
00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:37,360
Speaker 1: to do that as a woman, I couldn't. But if

655
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 1: you are, fucking just let him do it just as

656
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: ugly like a seventeen year old and an open mic.

657
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 1: I mean, that's that's very sad stuff. You know, you've

658
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:53,480
Speaker 1: seen that a teenager get ruined lives, yes, but yes,

659
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: keep it. Don't do comedy or procession until you're of age.

660
00:32:57,440 --> 00:33:00,160
Speaker 1: Of course, you have nothing to share with anyone when

661
00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 1: you're young. Comics well, no, start, start whenever you want.

662
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,200
Speaker 1: But prostitution, of course, that's just I don't know all

663
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: the facts about this, but it seems like a step

664
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: in the right direction. Well, I mean in Amsterdam and stuff,

665
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: it's like it's legalized. It's it's like the whole stigma

666
00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:17,640
Speaker 1: is gone from it. And he's I don't know, I mean,

667
00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 1: do the women love it. I don't know if they

668
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 1: love it. They just look at it as a job,

669
00:33:21,840 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 1: just like if you're putting together a car. Yeah, if

670
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: you worked at the fucking grilled cheese factory. Didn't you

671
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: work at a grilled cheese place? And wouldn't you have

672
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 1: rather been? Well a few sandwiches? But yeah, I mean,

673
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: who has you know that was the number four? Uh? Yeah,

674
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: this whole family staring at me because they know I

675
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,160
Speaker 1: I mean, that is ridiculous that you just said all

676
00:33:48,200 --> 00:33:51,720
Speaker 1: of that next to a family with young children. My

677
00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: family is cool because they are Yugoslavian, so they don't

678
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: even understand English. The ones I have seen, honest, these

679
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:00,840
Speaker 1: guys are Spanish, so I'm good. Okay, good, good. Although

680
00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 1: a lot of Spanish speaking people speak English as well,

681
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: like perfectly, you are very naive to assume that they are.

682
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,640
Speaker 1: I could hear them. They're just speaking Okay, you're right,

683
00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: you're right, but they might also understand English. Fine, I

684
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 1: won't say quadron um. Yeah, okay, next story, No, wait

685
00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: a second. I think that's all I wanted to say.

686
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: There's one other thing about prostitution and sex that I

687
00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,120
Speaker 1: wanted to say, And I wanted to be available to

688
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:35,120
Speaker 1: men who um can't get laid otherwise and maybe need

689
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,279
Speaker 1: to get it out of the way, And like, I

690
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:39,200
Speaker 1: think that they're so often men righte me, and they're

691
00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: like I'm a virgin, I'm thirty five, and I'm like,

692
00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:45,240
Speaker 1: go to and escort. Be like, just tell her the truth.

693
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,919
Speaker 1: She'll be like grateful that she's not with some guy

694
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:49,759
Speaker 1: who thinks he knows what he's doing. You know, Like

695
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 1: that's a great point at that's very marginal amount of

696
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:58,480
Speaker 1: the people using escorts, like the very tiniest liver yeh.

697
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 1: But but not just virgins, like guys like Intel's. If

698
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:04,120
Speaker 1: there was no stigma around it, they could just go

699
00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: be with a woman realize it's okay, it's not the

700
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 1: best thing. In cells are a different thing because they

701
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,520
Speaker 1: have a in I don't even want to talk about

702
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,520
Speaker 1: in cells because they scared me so much. But their

703
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:19,439
Speaker 1: hatred for women is so deep that a little visit

704
00:35:19,480 --> 00:35:22,359
Speaker 1: to a prostitute is maybe not the safest thing for

705
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:27,120
Speaker 1: her or them to engage in, because it's just I

706
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:29,000
Speaker 1: don't know. I'd like to talk to an as expert

707
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 1: about in cells and prostitution, whether that helps or makes

708
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:37,640
Speaker 1: it worse. Um, but who knows. Let's get to why

709
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:41,239
Speaker 1: do I care? And by the way, when I said

710
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 1: who knows, someone does know. I don't know. Okay, why

711
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:50,400
Speaker 1: do you care? Nikki? Nikki? Why do you care about this? Honestly?

712
00:35:50,400 --> 00:35:52,759
Speaker 1: I read this story last night and I had a

713
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 1: lot of different thoughts on it, but it was interesting.

714
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 1: I was thinking about what your thoughts were gonna be. Okay,

715
00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: Debbie Lovado is facing a frozen yogurt backlash after saying

716
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 1: the Big Chill has a triggering menu. So a big

717
00:36:04,480 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 1: chill as so you know, well you were saying it's

718
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: a yogurt. Okay, the Big Chill is a yogurt. Uh

719
00:36:13,520 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: studio in a yogurt shop in Los Angeles. I forget

720
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 1: the cross streets, but I used to go to this

721
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 1: place sometimes twice a day. I have been absolutely addicted

722
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,520
Speaker 1: to frozen yogurt, uh as many antorectic women have been.

723
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 1: Even if you're not antorectic, you like switch over to

724
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 1: just eating yogurt all the time. When you go to

725
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:38,280
Speaker 1: these places, you see other antarects, like women, they're almost

726
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,640
Speaker 1: like it's an embarrassing thing that I would I would

727
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 1: have to go in secret because I would have to

728
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 1: get more than I would like. I would I would

729
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: know which shifts people were on so that the same

730
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: person wouldn't see me there twice, like it was an obsession.

731
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:55,279
Speaker 1: So this yogurt is like it's called carbo light was

732
00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 1: the kind I gut. And it has um like something

733
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: like six eleven calories per ounce, So you can get

734
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:06,320
Speaker 1: like a gigantic thing of yogurt that's just chemicals. I

735
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: mean there's no base, there's no food in it, and

736
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 1: you can eat um a ginormous amount for with very

737
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: little calories. And so I would just eat this. This

738
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 1: is all I would eat. I mean, it was all

739
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 1: I would crave. It was all I wanted, and I

740
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: am not alone here. So many women I know listening

741
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 1: right now. You're addicted to FROs and yogurt. I know

742
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 1: you are, yeah, because it's like the closest thing you

743
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,799
Speaker 1: can get to eating air. I know, oh, I know

744
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 1: it comes up easy when you throw up. If you

745
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:32,359
Speaker 1: want to do that too, I know that too. This

746
00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:37,799
Speaker 1: is a place that is definitely feeding um an anorextic population.

747
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,160
Speaker 1: There are families that go there and get their diet.

748
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 1: You know, people partake in diet culture and don't go

749
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,200
Speaker 1: overboard with it. But these foods that are sugar free,

750
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:51,680
Speaker 1: carb free, calorie free, uh the and then then and

751
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: then this yogurt place was what Demmi Lavado's issue was

752
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: that she wanted to get yogurt. They also have like

753
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,920
Speaker 1: sugar flavors, but they are like no one's it's it's

754
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: not that it's like when the dad has to go

755
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,879
Speaker 1: with the woman, the wife that he's buying uh, gigantic

756
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 1: tubs of yogurts. She can take them home, she can

757
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: have them wake up in the middle night neath them,

758
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,120
Speaker 1: I know the drill. So on your way to the register,

759
00:38:13,239 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: there's just tons of diet foods, like all over the

760
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 1: recks because they realize these antarextic women need uh like

761
00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: other like the supplier for all this stuff, and there's

762
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,120
Speaker 1: nowhere to get this ship. It's all like very kind

763
00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:27,600
Speaker 1: of you can probably get on Amazon, but it's just

764
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: like a one stop shop for diet foods pretty much

765
00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,439
Speaker 1: antarextic foods. None of these have nutritional values, they say,

766
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,240
Speaker 1: like Keto ship, but that's all bullshit. Um, every antorectic

767
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,200
Speaker 1: nos You're not looking for nutrition. You're looking for the

768
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,239
Speaker 1: least amount of calories, and this place supplies it. So

769
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: Demmi Lavado is someone who suffered with eating disorders. Um

770
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:46,440
Speaker 1: called this place out and said I wanted to get

771
00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:48,880
Speaker 1: frozen yogurt and I was triggered by every fucking I

772
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 1: have to walk through aisles and aisles of all this

773
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 1: diet stuff. Here's the thing, DEMI, don't go to that place.

774
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: There's many other places to go get your yogurt, much

775
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 1: like um. Places are selling cigarettes still, and some people

776
00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 1: are non smokers, even though that's a much easier habit

777
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:05,400
Speaker 1: to kick than eating disorder. And don't even write. If

778
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,919
Speaker 1: you want to know about that, read Alan Car's Easy

779
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: Way to Stop smoking. But um, yeah, don't go to

780
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 1: bar if you um used to drink, don't go to

781
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: you know this is that to me is like yes,

782
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:19,919
Speaker 1: this person they are able to do this, and it's

783
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 1: don't don't call them out. But I have to say

784
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 1: the people that go to those places, the intarixtic women

785
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: that are piste off and going. I go to that

786
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,799
Speaker 1: place all the time, four days a week. You have

787
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,240
Speaker 1: a problem. Probably there's no reason to consume this yogurt

788
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: unless it's like a treat and that this is it's

789
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: coming from someone who's just consuming every day, multiple times,

790
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:41,279
Speaker 1: lived on it. Never wanted to hear someone tell me

791
00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: when I'm telling you, it's diet culture. It's discussed, it's

792
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: it's uh, it's making money off of your disease. You

793
00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 1: have a disease. Probably some people that actually have a

794
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 1: physical disease where they can eat something like the the

795
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 1: different things that come into PACs or whatever. Yeah, well

796
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,360
Speaker 1: there's gluten free ice cream that doesn't all so have

797
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,800
Speaker 1: called carbo light written with L I T E. I

798
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:08,319
Speaker 1: would just say you're in denial if you're eating so

799
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: much of this. But if you are getting your gluten

800
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 1: free thing they have they carry a certain thing that

801
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: you actually love and you don't binge on fucking go

802
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,840
Speaker 1: get there and get it. I don't. I don't have

803
00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:17,080
Speaker 1: a problem with a big jill. I don't have a

804
00:40:17,080 --> 00:40:19,759
Speaker 1: problem with these companies making the diet food. They are

805
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,800
Speaker 1: capitalizing off of women who are addicted to this stuff,

806
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 1: much like I was protein bars. Like I gave more

807
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:29,520
Speaker 1: money to or gain protein bars over the past five

808
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:32,239
Speaker 1: years or six years of my life, then maybe I'm

809
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:34,560
Speaker 1: in the top one percent of people I bought more

810
00:40:34,600 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 1: than grocery stores, that I bought more product from them

811
00:40:37,640 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: than grocery stores because it was all I ate. So

812
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,959
Speaker 1: to to deny that they're actually benefiting off of people

813
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: who have eating disorders and our disease is false. They

814
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,680
Speaker 1: know it, but that doesn't mean they have to stop

815
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:53,000
Speaker 1: because you know, as are Busch beer companies, companies, it's

816
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 1: all they're profiting off of addiction and disease. We don't

817
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,319
Speaker 1: have any problem with anyone. The only problem my ad

818
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: was was calling out a business when you have a

819
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 1: hundred million followers, and and here's here's the thing. I

820
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: get it. I get it, and I empathize, but I

821
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: would think, go go after the people that are actually

822
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: making a dive food not a small business, especially during COVID,

823
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 1: Like it's a woman owned business. It's been there six years.

824
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: Here's the funny thing is, like there's no bad press.

825
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: I went from six thousand followers on Instagram to thirty thousand.

826
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 1: This place is going to It was like a clarion

827
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: call to Antarrexit women. Hey, they have all of the

828
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:33,640
Speaker 1: stuff that you can't find anywhere, and you can only

829
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:37,839
Speaker 1: get it that one CVS in you know, fucking Alameda

830
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: that you drive out too, because they have the type

831
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: of sugar free gum that no one else sells. I've

832
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: been there before. I go to I used to do

833
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:46,440
Speaker 1: the weirdest fucking things with food, So this place used

834
00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: to be like if I type in a T on

835
00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 1: my Google Maps, the big chill will fill in. Even

836
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: though I haven't been there in three years, I used

837
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,399
Speaker 1: to go there every fucking day. I know the people

838
00:41:55,440 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: that work there, I know how much it is, I

839
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,399
Speaker 1: know what kind of sprinkles they have. During the fall

840
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:02,440
Speaker 1: season they have maple leaf sprinkles, and during Easter they

841
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: have little Easter bunny sprinkles. Like obsessed with this place,

842
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:08,240
Speaker 1: loved it. They're not going to be hurt Dummi Lovato

843
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,400
Speaker 1: is hurt. She is angry that she um is and

844
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,640
Speaker 1: she came out and apologized for it. And it was

845
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:19,240
Speaker 1: just in a moment, and she didn't have a weekend

846
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:21,760
Speaker 1: to think about whether or not to announce that statement.

847
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,279
Speaker 1: She just had her phone in her hand and she

848
00:42:23,320 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 1: was discussed, and I bet she did it while she

849
00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:29,120
Speaker 1: was in line. All right, let's get to the segment

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00:42:29,200 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: of the day. Reddit dump. This is where I go

851
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 1: through my Reddit on all my saved uh posts that

852
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,759
Speaker 1: I liked that somebody else posted. This was in the

853
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:42,640
Speaker 1: subreddit nostalgia, which I love. Go through nostalgia and reddit

854
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 1: the subreddit nostalgia. You guys will be hit in the nostalgia,

855
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,319
Speaker 1: which is a phrase that I didn't even understand until

856
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: I started following nostalgia. I got my sister into it.

857
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,840
Speaker 1: So many things from like our childhood, different generations, like

858
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 1: sometimes some stuff doesn't hit. Some stuff you're like, I

859
00:42:56,120 --> 00:42:58,919
Speaker 1: have not thought about that thing since, and it makes

860
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,720
Speaker 1: I can taste it. I love that. It's amazing. Okay,

861
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: so I found this though this isn't really one of those,

862
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,800
Speaker 1: but Courtney Cox was the first person to say period

863
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: on American television in advertisement issued by Tampax. Oh yeah,

864
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 1: here we go. Does your life change once a month?

865
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: Because if you're periods, you she is that period. Holy

866
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: sh ith Yeah, she's gonna be the first fisher. You

867
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: gotta be the spokesman for what's the stuff that you

868
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 1: love for your butt? Recticare Are you kidding me to

869
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 1: change my life? If you're out there, folks and you

870
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,400
Speaker 1: have a hork or herd asshole or burning asshole, or

871
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:37,400
Speaker 1: if it bleeds sometimes when you should and you and

872
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: you're really sad about it, throw rectic care on. This

873
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: is not a paid ad. I promise you will change

874
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: your life. It is the best thing ever. It's novocaine

875
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 1: for your asshole. It will change your life. You'll be

876
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,120
Speaker 1: able to take a tooth out of your asshole. You'll

877
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: be able to rip your teeth out through your butt

878
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:54,279
Speaker 1: hole and feel fine. Okay if like listen to you guys.

879
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 1: I always tell people about rectic care because I know

880
00:43:56,719 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: what um happiness that has brought my friend Andrew. Okay, sorry,

881
00:44:00,719 --> 00:44:02,919
Speaker 1: so go ahead. So yeah, this is another one called

882
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,640
Speaker 1: ask reddit. As a subreddit called ask reddit, which I love.

883
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: People just pose really interesting questions that people ask. This

884
00:44:08,360 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: question was what was supposed to be the next big

885
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 1: thing but totally flopped, And I just want to read

886
00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:17,080
Speaker 1: some of the answers. People said Amazon shopping buttons. They

887
00:44:17,120 --> 00:44:19,120
Speaker 1: pushed really hard for those, and I never saw the point.

888
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 1: I don't remember those. I think those are the ones

889
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: that you're supposed to buy and then like you hit

890
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 1: them when you you put you put them next year, detergent,

891
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:26,640
Speaker 1: and when you run out, you hit it and it

892
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:28,840
Speaker 1: just orders it again, like a dog with a tree.

893
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,120
Speaker 1: It's like a dog would do that. You know what

894
00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:32,640
Speaker 1: I mean? You know when dogs do that when they

895
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: hit the button for the to get food. Oh yes, yes,

896
00:44:37,239 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 1: okay McDonald's pizza. Someone said, I don't remember that. Soap shoes.

897
00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:42,960
Speaker 1: These were like normal shoes, but you could grind on

898
00:44:43,040 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: rails with them via an indent in the soul. If

899
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: you heard of these things from somewhere that wasn't Sonic

900
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:49,800
Speaker 1: Adventure two, please tell me where, and please tell me

901
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:51,600
Speaker 1: where I can buy a pair. Do you remember soap shoes?

902
00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:54,600
Speaker 1: I don't. I do I remember grinding shoes where shoes

903
00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,759
Speaker 1: you could grind on, So I don't know technically soap

904
00:44:57,880 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: by grinding shoes for sure, okay um, and then someone's okay,

905
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: So let's go to the next one. This is a

906
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: good one. This is from the subredit Dating, which always

907
00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 1: has good dating advice, questions, and stories. This person said,

908
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 1: I thought I'd been ghosted, but as it would turn out,

909
00:45:12,719 --> 00:45:15,239
Speaker 1: he just passed away over the weekend and I didn't

910
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: know until three days afterwards. So this girl, I read,

911
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: the whole thing leads up a whole thing. Yeah, I

912
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: mean she did get ghosted. So this guy she'd been

913
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 1: dating for three months, she'd met his family, he went

914
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: on a trip and didn't tell her about it, and

915
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,399
Speaker 1: then over the weekend and like she never heard from him.

916
00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 1: She found they didn't really oh, she didn't meet his

917
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 1: family yet, but like she found out through Facebook of

918
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,040
Speaker 1: a distant cousin or something that he was dead. And

919
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 1: now she's like, I don't even I can't really mourn

920
00:45:41,560 --> 00:45:44,879
Speaker 1: him because no one who he knew knew me yet.

921
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,840
Speaker 1: Like I had met everyone, we've been casually dating, we

922
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:51,440
Speaker 1: were about to like probably become official, and so I

923
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 1: feel weird, like reaching out and wanting to go to the

924
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 1: the funeral, like no one knows who I am, even

925
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 1: though I was having sex with this person. I mean

926
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: it's tragic. Yeah, I mean yeah. If you're crying at

927
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:03,080
Speaker 1: a funeral and no one knows who you are, you know,

928
00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: it's like people are like what and then you're like

929
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,319
Speaker 1: I was dating him and he's like, well he had

930
00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: a family and a wife, and you're like, just kidding,

931
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: lay piece right, wrong funeral. Sorry I didn't out that's

932
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: why open caskets are important so you can see the person.

933
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:21,040
Speaker 1: I remember Nick's words and at a joke that he

934
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: wanted to hire John Stamos to show up at his

935
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,200
Speaker 1: funeral and just start crying and people be like, is

936
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:29,080
Speaker 1: that the most like weeping violently in the corner, Like

937
00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:33,359
Speaker 1: did Nick know John Stamos? Like how funny would that be? Yeah?

938
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: That's perfect. Okay. Here's a one from subreddit meditation and

939
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:40,919
Speaker 1: it says I will share with you the secret trick

940
00:46:40,960 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: to stopping inner monologue. Says, Hey, everyone, I've been meditating

941
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,239
Speaker 1: for over twelve years and could never rain in my

942
00:46:46,320 --> 00:46:48,520
Speaker 1: turbulent inner monologue and never stopped me for more than

943
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,239
Speaker 1: a few seconds. That never stopped for more than a

944
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 1: few seconds at most, And I even started believing that

945
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 1: it was not supposed to but that would make concentration

946
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 1: meditation impossible, and we know that it isn't anyway, here's

947
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: the information for all of you with love. Focusing on

948
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 1: peripheral vision stops inner monologue. Look anywhere softly, gently focus

949
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,080
Speaker 1: on what you see in the corners of your eyes.

950
00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,440
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all you have to do in your

951
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,200
Speaker 1: inner monolqgue stops. You want to try it right now,

952
00:47:11,719 --> 00:47:14,239
Speaker 1: it's all just like, let's all be quiet for a

953
00:47:14,280 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 1: second and just listen to the voice in our heads

954
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 1: like look forward, don't don't do the periful vision. Now

955
00:47:20,080 --> 00:47:26,280
Speaker 1: do periphel vision. Mh like look straight, but then concentrate

956
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:27,960
Speaker 1: on what's on the edge, and it stops your inner

957
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: monologue in its trucks. People are commenting on this like,

958
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 1: holy fuck to me, it didn't really do anything noticeable,

959
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,319
Speaker 1: but I wanted to share that in case it helps

960
00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: someone else. All right, and then let's round it out here.

961
00:47:39,040 --> 00:47:42,719
Speaker 1: UM this maybe laugh so hard. This was in uh,

962
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:47,640
Speaker 1: this was in um, this was in uh sepreddit videos.

963
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: And this is a news report where a woman is uh,

964
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,000
Speaker 1: you know, asking people about the lottery that is happening

965
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:56,520
Speaker 1: in their town and it's a huge powerball and just

966
00:47:56,560 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 1: listen to this. This is the picture of the guy. Okay,

967
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: so just picture him. He's in a ski cap. He

968
00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:07,480
Speaker 1: looks about thirty eight. He's a little gaunt, and he's

969
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: just like but he's kind of hot. Hold on, here

970
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: we go. We're here at the line where people are

971
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 1: doing it the old fashioned way. They're just filling out

972
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,280
Speaker 1: bubbles here. I want to turn some of these people

973
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: around and ask you, guys, sir, Can I ask you

974
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: what you're lucky numbers? Are four to seven and fifteen?

975
00:48:26,400 --> 00:48:28,120
Speaker 1: Those are your lucky numbers. Can I tell you what

976
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 1: do you know? Your chances of winning slim to none?

977
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:33,439
Speaker 1: Slim to none? You're right, Let me tell you it's

978
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:35,799
Speaker 1: one out of two hundred and nine million. What do

979
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 1: you think about that you knew your numbers are lucky? Though?

980
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 1: A right? Can I ask you if you want all

981
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: the money, what would you do with it? A bunch

982
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,640
Speaker 1: of hookers and cocaine? Okay, that's not good, different answer

983
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 1: probably looking about the answer that we're looking forward laugh

984
00:48:54,920 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: afterwards and high legit like love that guy. I think

985
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 1: he's hot too. It's so funny. But anyway, run it

986
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,240
Speaker 1: is full of the stuff and I love just sharing

987
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: the stuff with you guys before my computer dies. Yeah,

988
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,319
Speaker 1: a guy with a million like hookers and cocaine, he'd

989
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:18,239
Speaker 1: be dead and like, yeah, in three weeks dead, he

990
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,880
Speaker 1: just starts eating fish and moves to New York. He

991
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 1: gets cocaine and okers. Uh. Final thought, Andrew, I'm excited

992
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: to um do the podcast with you from afar. This

993
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: one worked out for us. I also want to say

994
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 1: thank you to everyone who's been listening to the podcast.

995
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,880
Speaker 1: And um, please do not write to me in my

996
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: d M s. I love the podcast, but um, you

997
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 1: will not get your d M opened. I don't like butts.

998
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:47,880
Speaker 1: I don't want any criticism at all, and I know

999
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 1: that's not like easy. Sometimes maybe you can send criticism

1000
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,919
Speaker 1: through the reviews because I haven't been reading those because

1001
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,080
Speaker 1: I just know that there's too much waiting for me there.

1002
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: Or you can send it into the Nicki Glazer pod

1003
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 1: or the Nicky glaz podcast at Gmail. I'm also no

1004
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,560
Speaker 1: one will read those. But seriously, your criticisms are not

1005
00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: going to be addressed. I mean, I'll maybe see a

1006
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 1: little bit of what you guys don't like that I'm doing,

1007
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:12,359
Speaker 1: but I would rather you just like not listen then

1008
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 1: tell me what I'm doing wrong and how I'm not

1009
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,440
Speaker 1: like a good person or what like the button. But

1010
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 1: if it's like slight things, then it's nice. But like,

1011
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna but no one, no one likes the

1012
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:29,600
Speaker 1: obvious compliment to a to a critique. We all see

1013
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,839
Speaker 1: it coming, we see the critique come, and I see

1014
00:50:31,880 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: it's a fake compliment because you're just setting it up

1015
00:50:33,960 --> 00:50:35,759
Speaker 1: so you don't feel bad about yourself to do a

1016
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:39,640
Speaker 1: fucking critique. I just go, you know what, that should

1017
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: be falled by. I like the podcast. I'm amazed that

1018
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,319
Speaker 1: it's yeah, yeah, yeah, and that I don't have a

1019
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: place to tell you anything because it's actually free. I

1020
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 1: can't wait for it to come out tomorrow. I just

1021
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:57,680
Speaker 1: want to remind people the podcast is free, Like do

1022
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:00,480
Speaker 1: you don't realize that? Like it's free for you, so

1023
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: just stop listening. But the thing is, people, this isn't

1024
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: most people. Most people are seeing the loveliest things. And

1025
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm not perfect. I'm not always going to be your

1026
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:12,080
Speaker 1: favorite person. You people that you love are sometimes going

1027
00:51:12,120 --> 00:51:13,959
Speaker 1: to disappoint you. So if you're a fan of mine

1028
00:51:13,960 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 1: and I say something that you're like, I fucking don't

1029
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:18,640
Speaker 1: like that. Maybe enlighten me about it. I kind of

1030
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,080
Speaker 1: like that stuff, but if it's it's just a really

1031
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 1: little critique, like I don't really need it, and um,

1032
00:51:24,080 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 1: and I'm not perfect and I don't think I do

1033
00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,879
Speaker 1: everything right and I say dumb ship all the time.

1034
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,440
Speaker 1: And I really do apologize if I ever offend anyone,

1035
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,400
Speaker 1: and that is never my intent. I want everyone to

1036
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 1: like me, you know that. But I also want us

1037
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: all to be happy. But I also say some stupid

1038
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,880
Speaker 1: stuff sometimes. But I don't need you to write me

1039
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,480
Speaker 1: about it. I know I'm stupid, you are stupid, but um,

1040
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: thank you. I'm very ignorant about a lot of and

1041
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,839
Speaker 1: find yourself a fucking gentleman or not. But maybe do

1042
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: it and have sex on a jet ski for me,

1043
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: And no, I'm for all your fans out there. I'm

1044
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: gonna go out a jet ski and the jet ski guys,

1045
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,160
Speaker 1: I was feeling the vibe. Yes, they're very chill underneath

1046
00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:05,120
Speaker 1: the umbrella, Like, do you guys want to celebrate for

1047
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: the rest of the Yeah, I'm you know, you know me.

1048
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:14,719
Speaker 1: I'm not going to be having any sex here, but yeah,

1049
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 1: I might get do some dry humping on a on

1050
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:23,759
Speaker 1: a jet ski. But it's gonna he uh yeah, I'm

1051
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:28,480
Speaker 1: gonna just go like cuddle with the even though you

1052
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: can't touch them and I won't touch them, but I would.

1053
00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:33,080
Speaker 1: I would go hug some sting rays again. That felt

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Speaker 1: really good. They like are so sweet. I need an

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Speaker 1: animal al right, guys, thank you for listening to the podcast.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back tomorrow Andrew. We'll be back at St. Louis,

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Speaker 1: where he will begin working on getting our podcast into

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Speaker 1: video format, which will be available for you guys soon enough.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for your patients, Thank you for listening. We

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Speaker 1: love you. Thank you for being our best friend. To

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Speaker 1: the Miami Airport WiFi, you did a great job. Thank

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Speaker 1: you so much. Yes, oh my god, so like really

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Speaker 1: seriously kudos to the Miami WiFi. Like it's better, all right,

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Speaker 1: Hi guys tomorrow yeah,