1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:13,520 Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer. Pay yere's Nikki. Hey guys, it's Nicky Glazer. 2 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 1: This is Nicki Glazer Podcast. Thank you for listening. Besties, 3 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:20,480 Speaker 1: that's what we call our listeners because legit I talked 4 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,520 Speaker 1: to on this podcast like I talked to my best friends. 5 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:26,599 Speaker 1: If anything, I talk more openly on this So hi, besties. Hey, 6 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:30,680 Speaker 1: anyone who's a new listener. Um, hey, anyone who listened 7 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: to the yesterday's show. It is still on board. Even 8 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: though I was in a little bit of a county 9 00:00:36,360 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 1: mood yesterday. I want to address it off the top. 10 00:00:39,479 --> 00:00:44,080 Speaker 1: Got a comment on a picture that Andrew posted that I, uh, 11 00:00:44,920 --> 00:00:46,960 Speaker 1: she said please. All I saw was please don't block 12 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,559 Speaker 1: me Nicki, and I go, what is this gonna be? 13 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:51,000 Speaker 1: And it was like, I, you know what did she say? 14 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,040 Speaker 1: Hold on? Let me pull it up because I definitely 15 00:00:53,280 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 1: want to address it. Listen. This is what happens when 16 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,560 Speaker 1: you have a daily podcast. To everyone listening, like, some 17 00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: days I'm going to be um a little in a 18 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,280 Speaker 1: bad mood because I do a daily podcast and I 19 00:01:04,319 --> 00:01:07,360 Speaker 1: can't just go, like you know, phone it in sometimes 20 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:09,480 Speaker 1: and I don't think you'd want me to, And so 21 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,040 Speaker 1: you might see a side of me that you're like, 22 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:12,960 Speaker 1: I don't like this side of Nikki. But I think 23 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:15,319 Speaker 1: that's the freedom of this podcast is that I can 24 00:01:15,360 --> 00:01:17,759 Speaker 1: show that to you, and much like my best friends, 25 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:20,720 Speaker 1: I can see ugly sides of them and be like, Okay, 26 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:23,080 Speaker 1: this is a multifaceted person. It's not just the two 27 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: dimensional person I one dimensional person I see on Instagram, 28 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:32,640 Speaker 1: and you know, uh, with that comes I might disappoint you, guys. 29 00:01:32,640 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 1: So I disappointed a fan and I probably disappointed many. 30 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: I disappointed myself yesterday. To be honest with you, UM, 31 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,559 Speaker 1: I really don't want to bring a tude to the show, 32 00:01:39,640 --> 00:01:41,959 Speaker 1: but sometimes you know when you get into tude and 33 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,360 Speaker 1: you just can't get out of it, when you stuck 34 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:47,920 Speaker 1: get at tude and you can't get out. That's not 35 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 1: the Uto song, but it's something like it. So someone wrote, 36 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 1: Andrew posted a picture of me at the airport today 37 00:01:52,600 --> 00:01:56,800 Speaker 1: sleeping like a um homeless person, and that is not derogatory. 38 00:01:57,240 --> 00:02:00,440 Speaker 1: I love homeless people. I watch UM, I really commend 39 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:04,480 Speaker 1: um Invisible people on YouTube. It's a YouTube channel where 40 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 1: you just watch homeless people being interviewed and I pull 41 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 1: it up. I would say once a month and just go. 42 00:02:11,639 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 1: Last night, I went through a wormhole. It's called invisible 43 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 1: people as one has millions of followers, I think, and 44 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,239 Speaker 1: it's just like people that you just find. You see 45 00:02:20,280 --> 00:02:22,320 Speaker 1: a image of someone and then this guy interviews them 46 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: for ten minutes and you just learn how they became homeless. 47 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,200 Speaker 1: It's really it's really good. Unless you're willing to talk 48 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: to almost people yourself, it's really good to watch these 49 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,520 Speaker 1: people's stories. You could empathize that. Being said, I did 50 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,040 Speaker 1: look like a homeless person in this photo, which, by 51 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 1: the way, I could be a homeless person. We are 52 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: all very you know, people that end up homeless. It's 53 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:44,480 Speaker 1: not because they aren't trying, or because they're bad people 54 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,840 Speaker 1: or drugs. I mean sometimes it is because they're drug addicts. 55 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: But no one wants to be homeless, I'll tell you that. 56 00:02:49,680 --> 00:02:52,919 Speaker 1: So let's practice empathy there, even though it's hard sometimes 57 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,640 Speaker 1: where you're like, oh, the guy is so annoying and screaming. 58 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,720 Speaker 1: It's like he doesn't want the voices in his head 59 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,800 Speaker 1: to be there. He didn't choose for to feel like 60 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,720 Speaker 1: he Jesus or whatever the hell he's screaming about. Um. So, 61 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:06,320 Speaker 1: someone commented on this photo. Let me see um. It 62 00:03:06,440 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: was from Abigail Hope Scott Um, Abigail Hope, this uh 63 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: comment isn't too mean? Is what I felt when I 64 00:03:15,639 --> 00:03:18,520 Speaker 1: read it. Please don't block me, but please be nicer 65 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,360 Speaker 1: to Andrew for exclamation points. This last app was really off. 66 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 1: Oh boy, there's nothing worse than being described as off 67 00:03:24,760 --> 00:03:28,359 Speaker 1: like I That got me, Abigail, You got me, girl, 68 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,760 Speaker 1: you got my attention. My ears perked up. I want 69 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: to make you happy. And it felt totally unnecessary to 70 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:36,080 Speaker 1: critique him right before you go on two major podcasts. 71 00:03:36,120 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: How is that going to help? Girl? You're fucking right. 72 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: Criticism doesn't help anyone. There's like studies after studies that 73 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: show that people do not do better when you admonish them. 74 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:48,640 Speaker 1: The only positive reinforcement works. I know this. I'm a 75 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: smart woman, Abigail. I just was in a bad mood 76 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 1: and I think I was. I was. I was underslept 77 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:59,480 Speaker 1: this week. There's no excuse. I hate that I'm making butts, 78 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 1: but truly, my mood got the bust of me and 79 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: it took away my ability to uh be a good friend. 80 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 1: And it happens sometimes, just like you know, when you 81 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:14,240 Speaker 1: drink and you turn into a monster. Sleep deprivation makes 82 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,600 Speaker 1: me a monster, and it's not. There's not an excuse. 83 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:18,400 Speaker 1: I just have to sleep better to be a better friend. 84 00:04:19,200 --> 00:04:21,599 Speaker 1: She said, Sorry, just made me sad after you shared 85 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: how being heck old impacted you the other day, Right, 86 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:26,840 Speaker 1: it kind of felt like as a listener, it kind 87 00:04:26,839 --> 00:04:29,560 Speaker 1: of felt like I felt like that as a listener, 88 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: and it if I did that to my best friend, 89 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:34,760 Speaker 1: I'd feel terrible, sad face. Just think about I think 90 00:04:34,800 --> 00:04:38,080 Speaker 1: before you cut someone down for zero reason, I will say, up, Agail, 91 00:04:38,160 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: it wasn't for zero reason, but uh, you're absolutely right, 92 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: and I just want to say that, Um, this was 93 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:47,840 Speaker 1: not a great text to or comment to pop up 94 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:49,720 Speaker 1: when Andrew and I had just landed in St. Louis 95 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,120 Speaker 1: and gotten in the car. And it's awkward because like 96 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:55,279 Speaker 1: he's I don't think he's listening, but like we see 97 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 1: the comments on our separate phones, and when there's one 98 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,920 Speaker 1: like this that's addressing something that I did or he did, 99 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,200 Speaker 1: we know we both saw, but we don't want to 100 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:05,359 Speaker 1: talk about it. The thing about this one is we 101 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: took care of it right after, Like I I got 102 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: done with the podcast, I was like, if it were 103 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:13,719 Speaker 1: up to me, I'd record another one because I saw 104 00:05:13,880 --> 00:05:16,520 Speaker 1: what a uh pissy bitch I was the whole time. 105 00:05:16,640 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: Although I was glad I talked about molestation, I got 106 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,279 Speaker 1: some messages from people being like hunting Warhead, thank you 107 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,800 Speaker 1: for talking about that. People need to know. So I'm 108 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,040 Speaker 1: not sad about that. But Easterday, it wasn't the best 109 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 1: part that's gonna happen here. Sometimes I always will give 110 00:05:29,279 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 1: it my all, but that was my all yesterday. We 111 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:34,640 Speaker 1: got in the car yesterday, almost right after the podcast, 112 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 1: Andrew and I to go over to Tom Sagora's and 113 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: Christina Pazzitski's studio to do your Mom's House, which was 114 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:43,280 Speaker 1: a great episode. You guys are gonna love it so fun. 115 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:45,680 Speaker 1: We talked about some real stuff, we just did silly stuff. 116 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 1: I can't wait for you guys to to watch it 117 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:51,360 Speaker 1: and uh and and listen. But on the way there, 118 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:53,600 Speaker 1: I go, listen, dude, I don't know what the funk 119 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,560 Speaker 1: that was. And to be honest with you, and I 120 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:58,200 Speaker 1: tell them this again, but he already knows, I said. 121 00:05:59,360 --> 00:06:01,039 Speaker 1: I was thinking about it. I'm like, why do I 122 00:06:01,080 --> 00:06:04,000 Speaker 1: have to critique Andrew at all? When if you gave 123 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: me the option to do podcasts alone or with someone. 124 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:10,000 Speaker 1: I would always choose to do podcasts, appear on other podcasts, 125 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 1: do my own podcast with you. And so I said, Dandrew, 126 00:06:12,360 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: I go. You make me better. You always make me better, 127 00:06:16,480 --> 00:06:19,719 Speaker 1: even if you're your worst version of yourself, you it's 128 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:22,400 Speaker 1: still better than me alone. Like I like doing things 129 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: with you. So the fact that I judged you was 130 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:28,320 Speaker 1: I don't know where it came from. To be honest, 131 00:06:28,320 --> 00:06:30,440 Speaker 1: I wish I could trace it. I think it was 132 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:36,000 Speaker 1: me feeling uh, you know, like I think it was 133 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:38,160 Speaker 1: me kind of getting on my high horse, being like 134 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:42,440 Speaker 1: you're I'm bringing you, I got you these gigs. You 135 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: need to take a back seat. So just any kind 136 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,839 Speaker 1: of I need to call the shots and say how 137 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 1: you should behave And it wasn't cool. And I acknowledge 138 00:06:50,600 --> 00:06:54,760 Speaker 1: that I love my besties. I love the fans for 139 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:58,760 Speaker 1: sticking up for Andrew for keeping me accountable for those things, 140 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 1: and and I will always I don't mind the comments. 141 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:05,840 Speaker 1: I would prefer a d M to me so that 142 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:08,680 Speaker 1: Andrew doesn't have to see it, and then it's just awkward, 143 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:12,560 Speaker 1: but I'll still allow it. Abigail Um, I actually appreciate you, 144 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:16,240 Speaker 1: and I love what a lucky friend you are. If 145 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,360 Speaker 1: if you would never talk like a friend to that 146 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:21,320 Speaker 1: like that to a friend, you're a good person. And 147 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:23,560 Speaker 1: I might go back and listen to it so I 148 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:26,960 Speaker 1: can hear my tone, because sometimes when you're in those moments, 149 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 1: you don't know what you sound like. And that's what 150 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:31,200 Speaker 1: I do like about this podcast is that I feel 151 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:35,640 Speaker 1: so conversational, so natural, I'm holding nothing back that when 152 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: I do listen to things or when I have people 153 00:07:37,520 --> 00:07:40,840 Speaker 1: give me feedback, it's feedback based on my real self. 154 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,680 Speaker 1: So I love you guys. Thank you for sticking with 155 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: me on days where I might be a little hormonal. 156 00:07:46,440 --> 00:07:48,640 Speaker 1: I'll always cop to it if I'm called on it, 157 00:07:48,720 --> 00:07:51,000 Speaker 1: or at least say you're wrong and I'm right, and 158 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:54,200 Speaker 1: then apologize even later. But you know, sometimes you just 159 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 1: can't apologize in the moment. No, what do you ever feel? Have? 160 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 1: Do you? Have you ever heard yourself like you were 161 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:01,960 Speaker 1: saying that You went back and looked at some old 162 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,560 Speaker 1: texts between you and ex boyfriend and seeing the way 163 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,640 Speaker 1: that you had talked, even in texts like let's leave 164 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:12,680 Speaker 1: out tone is humiliating. And that's one thing about watching 165 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,440 Speaker 1: myself when I watched myself on MTV Awards Movie and 166 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:19,400 Speaker 1: TV Awards Unscripted, I was with my breast saying that title, 167 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:23,720 Speaker 1: I go, you know what, that's a perform that's me performing. 168 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:29,320 Speaker 1: But hearing myself just naturally, it's it really is painful. 169 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,440 Speaker 1: Sometimes it's hard to hear your own voice, no thoughts, 170 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,120 Speaker 1: it's terrible. What did you see about yourself in those 171 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:40,160 Speaker 1: texts that you're like, oh my god? Well I realized 172 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,720 Speaker 1: that I was not empathetic at all, and that um, 173 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:46,400 Speaker 1: instead of speaking about my feelings, I did the thing 174 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:49,439 Speaker 1: where I point and blame someone else for my feelings 175 00:08:49,800 --> 00:08:52,200 Speaker 1: instead of just saying like, oh this stuff makes me 176 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:56,199 Speaker 1: feel this way. Okay, let me frame, Let me frame, 177 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:58,480 Speaker 1: maybe I can get it why I had I was 178 00:08:58,559 --> 00:09:03,840 Speaker 1: mean to Andrew yesterday. I felt like telling Andrew how 179 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:09,280 Speaker 1: he should behave on these podcasts because I wanted him 180 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:11,560 Speaker 1: to be as good as he is on ours, and 181 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 1: I didn't want I hear It's it's this I get. 182 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:19,760 Speaker 1: I hate when someone when someone intimidates me because I'm 183 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,480 Speaker 1: a fan of there's much like I know um or 184 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: just like I'm reverential to them, and I hate that 185 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:26,959 Speaker 1: I'm different in front of people that I want to 186 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:31,800 Speaker 1: like me, and that is my issue. It's not Andrews. 187 00:09:31,840 --> 00:09:34,559 Speaker 1: Andrew's his own things. And sometimes I do see that 188 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:37,360 Speaker 1: in Andrew because I see him myself. And so for me, 189 00:09:37,720 --> 00:09:41,280 Speaker 1: I was probably nervous about something where I felt, you know, 190 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:42,959 Speaker 1: last night was in the green room with Bill Burr, 191 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,520 Speaker 1: and I could not be comfortable. I could not be 192 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:46,800 Speaker 1: myself because I'm just like, it's Bill Burr, you know, 193 00:09:46,800 --> 00:09:48,480 Speaker 1: and I'm not really close to him. I'm still I 194 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,679 Speaker 1: think he's just a genius. I think everything I say 195 00:09:50,679 --> 00:09:52,800 Speaker 1: around him is probably the dumbest thing he's ever heard. 196 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,640 Speaker 1: And so I wasn't So it was maybe that, you know, 197 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,440 Speaker 1: it was maybe me for seeing that it was going 198 00:09:58,480 --> 00:10:00,280 Speaker 1: to be around someone like that would make me feel 199 00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: like not myself. And so I was yelling at Andrew, 200 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:05,440 Speaker 1: be yourself because I was talking to future Nikki be yourself, 201 00:10:05,679 --> 00:10:11,439 Speaker 1: which I tried to be. And uh like, Actually, I 202 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,320 Speaker 1: I love Bill Barri is one of my favorite comedians, 203 00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:16,960 Speaker 1: and I'm terrified of him because he's just someone who 204 00:10:17,040 --> 00:10:19,000 Speaker 1: tells the truth all the time. I'm much much like 205 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 1: I was scared of Patriso Neil before he died. I 206 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:24,720 Speaker 1: like didn't even though he's you know, also up there 207 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:28,960 Speaker 1: my top five with Bill. He's just so truth He 208 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,880 Speaker 1: tells the truth so much that I'm scared of what 209 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:34,679 Speaker 1: he might see in me. So anyway, Yeah, I did 210 00:10:34,679 --> 00:10:36,960 Speaker 1: a show with Bill Burr last night and Tim Dylan, 211 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:39,720 Speaker 1: who was so fucking funny. These shows I do in 212 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:41,679 Speaker 1: in Hollywood. I went out to dinner with David Spade. 213 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,120 Speaker 1: Name dropped. We did two podcasts. We did Tom Sagoras, 214 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,360 Speaker 1: Yes she was crazy, Noah, woke up, got a COVID test, 215 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 1: went back to bed, dinner podcast was a total bitch, 216 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,560 Speaker 1: got in the car, apologize to Andrew. We had a 217 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:56,520 Speaker 1: hard to heart. We both love each other, said I 218 00:10:56,559 --> 00:10:58,679 Speaker 1: love you. It was such a good moment. I went 219 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:01,719 Speaker 1: to Tom's, had a great time. Then we were late 220 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:05,280 Speaker 1: to Andrew Santina's podcast. Got there, did Andrew's podcast, also 221 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,040 Speaker 1: a great time. Whiskey gender, It'll be out at some point. 222 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:11,280 Speaker 1: Then I went to dinner with Spade. I was late. 223 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:15,120 Speaker 1: I'm always late, but it was so much fun. Um 224 00:11:15,679 --> 00:11:18,960 Speaker 1: and then we went to Then I went over to 225 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:20,720 Speaker 1: my show and I didn't want Spade to watch me. 226 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,320 Speaker 1: I didn't want anyone to watch me. Bill Burr was there. 227 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want Bill to watch me. 228 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:25,320 Speaker 1: He's probably just like the shows, she doesn't talk about 229 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,800 Speaker 1: her vagina or whatever, Like I don't know why. I 230 00:11:27,880 --> 00:11:31,640 Speaker 1: literally he's He's maybe the one comic that I'm like, 231 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:33,960 Speaker 1: oh God, please don't watch what You're gonna hate me. 232 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,040 Speaker 1: Like the other day when Chappelle was watching me on Fallon, 233 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:38,600 Speaker 1: I was even nervous then of like, oh, he's gonna 234 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:40,320 Speaker 1: think something I do is hack. But I guess what 235 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,920 Speaker 1: We've all been hacks. So I just let it go. 236 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,920 Speaker 1: I really had to be like, Okay, the you cannot 237 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,120 Speaker 1: change the way you perform for the for these three 238 00:11:48,559 --> 00:11:51,920 Speaker 1: people because Bill Burr is in the back, and you 239 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,920 Speaker 1: just can't, Nikki as You're not going to cater your 240 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:56,920 Speaker 1: set to Bill Burr. So I didn't, and I had 241 00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:59,600 Speaker 1: I had a fun time. And uh, it's just so 242 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:04,600 Speaker 1: I am so lucky to be a big enough name, 243 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:08,040 Speaker 1: like have established a point, established myself in comedy to 244 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 1: a point that I'm on the same bill as Bill 245 00:12:11,400 --> 00:12:13,920 Speaker 1: and Tim and who else was on that show that 246 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:17,600 Speaker 1: was fucking killer. I mean it was a insane lineup. 247 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:22,679 Speaker 1: I mean, it's just I am. I can't believe it. 248 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,880 Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I haven't tricked anyone. I'm not 249 00:12:24,920 --> 00:12:27,800 Speaker 1: a fraud. I'm there and I'm belong here, and I'm 250 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:31,079 Speaker 1: glad you're listening. But man, it's a pinch yourself kind 251 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:34,080 Speaker 1: of moment. And uh, thank you to the bestie that 252 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,080 Speaker 1: came out to the show the other night and goes bestie, 253 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: and I go best It was so exciting. So um, 254 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,679 Speaker 1: I'm excited to see you all on tour and and 255 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,000 Speaker 1: have you. We'll give you something to cheer, so it's 256 00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 1: not bestie, so I can I don't know something funny 257 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:49,120 Speaker 1: to yell at that. People go, what the fund did 258 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:52,079 Speaker 1: you say? Like on our last podcast, people were called squirters. 259 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:55,080 Speaker 1: We were calling him squirt Nation, and people compass their 260 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:57,120 Speaker 1: shows and go, I'm a squirter, and I was like, 261 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,200 Speaker 1: I don't know whether you're a fan of the show 262 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,560 Speaker 1: or you know. You need to teach me a thing 263 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:03,160 Speaker 1: or two because I've only done it once and I 264 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,599 Speaker 1: want to learn how to do it every time. But 265 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,319 Speaker 1: I would have to get one of those mattress covers 266 00:13:07,360 --> 00:13:08,800 Speaker 1: that I should have had in fourth grade because I 267 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,320 Speaker 1: went the bet all the time. Let's get Andrew in 268 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:17,680 Speaker 1: here for the news that been. Hey, Andrew n Welcome 269 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,079 Speaker 1: to St. Louis again. We're back in St. Louis. We're 270 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 1: in our news studio, but it's not done yet. The 271 00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:23,760 Speaker 1: wall is painted behind us. It looks great. You guys 272 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,120 Speaker 1: will see it soon. We're on a love seat together. 273 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:30,000 Speaker 1: This is really Uh. I like this, This feels very friendship. 274 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:33,280 Speaker 1: We're close? Are we too close? No? I just told 275 00:13:33,360 --> 00:13:35,440 Speaker 1: them that we made up in the car yesterday after 276 00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,480 Speaker 1: the podcast, admitted to being a huge count and we 277 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:41,199 Speaker 1: we really did make up. We always make up. It 278 00:13:41,760 --> 00:13:45,080 Speaker 1: gets eas could I could write on a on a 279 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,440 Speaker 1: calendar if you told me what we were doing, how 280 00:13:48,440 --> 00:13:50,440 Speaker 1: long we were going to hang out for. It would 281 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:52,760 Speaker 1: be like a science experiment. I could. I could literally 282 00:13:52,760 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 1: within two days ago, we're gonna fight around two pm 283 00:13:56,559 --> 00:14:00,720 Speaker 1: that Tuesday. Are you connected to my period tracker app? 284 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,360 Speaker 1: Because that could probably predict it for you. Now. I was, 285 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,400 Speaker 1: I was in a really bad mood yesterday and I 286 00:14:07,440 --> 00:14:09,920 Speaker 1: was just saying, that's the point, like the Daily podcast 287 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:13,840 Speaker 1: like ire at that sometimes, So I just want the busties. 288 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:17,640 Speaker 1: If you hear uh episode that, you're just like, well, 289 00:14:17,679 --> 00:14:19,720 Speaker 1: you just like, hang in there. I know, I know 290 00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:21,960 Speaker 1: I can be a lot sometimes I really do. But 291 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:24,720 Speaker 1: I'm just being honest with you guys. So I I 292 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,040 Speaker 1: explained to them where it came from and how we 293 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:29,640 Speaker 1: made up in the car, and how obviously if I 294 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:33,760 Speaker 1: had the opportunity to do those podcasts alone, and I 295 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,320 Speaker 1: have the opportunity to do this podcast alone. And it's 296 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,560 Speaker 1: not that I want you to do it because with 297 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,120 Speaker 1: me because I'm lonely or scared I can't do it. 298 00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaker 1: It's because you make it better. And you know that. 299 00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:45,480 Speaker 1: I know that I feel that about you, and my 300 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 1: judgment of you is all my own fears of not 301 00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:50,720 Speaker 1: being myself with people that intimidated me. So I go, 302 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:53,960 Speaker 1: don't be weird with people that intimidate you, when really 303 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,440 Speaker 1: it was me talking to myself about Bilbert later in 304 00:14:56,440 --> 00:15:00,280 Speaker 1: the evening. Here's the thing, though, you were You're not wrong, 305 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:03,560 Speaker 1: like your your intuitions are always right. It's just like 306 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 1: I don't know, I mean, they're usually right. And I 307 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,080 Speaker 1: and I I saw where you were coming from, and 308 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,880 Speaker 1: I didn't think it was that mean yesterday, but I 309 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,400 Speaker 1: was up to no good yesterday. I felt I was 310 00:15:16,520 --> 00:15:19,320 Speaker 1: maybe being like what I'm just telling the truth, like 311 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,240 Speaker 1: that whole thing. You know, when you do that, people 312 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,040 Speaker 1: listening where you go. And I don't even know that. 313 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,080 Speaker 1: I knew that I was up to no good, but 314 00:15:26,120 --> 00:15:28,520 Speaker 1: I still felt when you're in that zone, you just 315 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,240 Speaker 1: can't get out of it. It's like you just got 316 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:34,040 Speaker 1: a rooster. And and I love that someone wrote on 317 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,160 Speaker 1: the thing because I posted a picture yesterday of the 318 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:40,320 Speaker 1: vibe of yesterday's show of you, of us strangling each 319 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: other or whatever. It was one of our first pictures, 320 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,000 Speaker 1: and someone wrote under it rooster, and I was like, 321 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,160 Speaker 1: I forgot I told them about rooster. So next time, 322 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,600 Speaker 1: let's just rooster this. But the thing is, I can't 323 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,480 Speaker 1: even fucking rooster when I'm in that mood. I'm just 324 00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:57,440 Speaker 1: know I'm right. I just I'm really difficult. I'm learning. Yeah. 325 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:00,840 Speaker 1: Have I gotten better? Yeah? I think that didn't sound 326 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,880 Speaker 1: like a good Yeah, I know you definitely have gotten bad. 327 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,760 Speaker 1: Now you yell at me for saying that you haven't 328 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:08,000 Speaker 1: gotten better. No, I mean, be honest, No, I think 329 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:10,000 Speaker 1: you have gotten better. I really do. I just think 330 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:15,080 Speaker 1: there's so many like you are a workaholic. You we 331 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:17,800 Speaker 1: spend so much time together. You do something like the 332 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,920 Speaker 1: MTV Awards, or you do something like the show we 333 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,000 Speaker 1: filmed and came in. It's such a high it you'd 334 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,440 Speaker 1: be a crazy person to not come off that and 335 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:30,280 Speaker 1: be a little moody. I mean, anyone would be. Yeah, 336 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,960 Speaker 1: And I'm sorry to take it out on you, man, 337 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:35,400 Speaker 1: I really am. It's like it's yeah. I was on 338 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:36,840 Speaker 1: my date last night. I was talking to this guy 339 00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:40,400 Speaker 1: about it, and he was talking about, um, he works 340 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:43,920 Speaker 1: with uh, he works with celebrities sometimes, and we were 341 00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:48,120 Speaker 1: talking about a person that he has known before, and 342 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 1: he was like, sometimes I feel like he like, uh, 343 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 1: he knows, he just he's he's I'm someone that he 344 00:16:57,360 --> 00:17:00,120 Speaker 1: can take out his anger on and that I'm just 345 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:01,720 Speaker 1: gonna put up with it. And I don't, and I 346 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 1: put my foot down. And now when it happens, this 347 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,360 Speaker 1: guy said, I'll just go, We're done today. Even though 348 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,760 Speaker 1: he's working for this person, when that person is in 349 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,960 Speaker 1: a bad mood, he just goes, Um, you either need 350 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,320 Speaker 1: to stop what you're doing and stop talking to me 351 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,000 Speaker 1: that way and I'll stay, or you need to go 352 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,800 Speaker 1: and then you can come back tomorrow and we'll act 353 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,600 Speaker 1: like this never happened, which I don't like that part, 354 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,520 Speaker 1: but like we're done here, and I was like, yeah, 355 00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,760 Speaker 1: that's the way I feel with my roommate, my my 356 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,720 Speaker 1: podcast go host. I was like, I know, I treat 357 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:31,200 Speaker 1: I go. I only talk to people my mom, my dad, 358 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:33,879 Speaker 1: and Andrew like this, Like really, I don't even talk 359 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: to my sister like the way I talked to you, 360 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,080 Speaker 1: because I'm I'm scared she might even pull away her love. 361 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 1: But it's all just um, just my friends that you know. 362 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:47,680 Speaker 1: That's one of what he said. He goes, I'm not yeah, 363 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:51,000 Speaker 1: and he goes, but this guy is you know, all 364 00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 1: all of his work is with you. Not all of 365 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:56,400 Speaker 1: it for sure, but um yeah, And I hope you've 366 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,600 Speaker 1: learned that I don't. I will be be okay if 367 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,000 Speaker 1: you just go fuck you and walk out. I really will. 368 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,640 Speaker 1: And I know that's like easy for me to say. 369 00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:05,359 Speaker 1: It's the same time, it's the same thing of what 370 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,360 Speaker 1: I tell guys, like I want you to funk other 371 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,360 Speaker 1: girls and they're like, yeah, right, and I'm like, I 372 00:18:09,359 --> 00:18:11,560 Speaker 1: swear I'm into it and I'll still like you afterwards, 373 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,879 Speaker 1: and they're like, I don't think so, so maybe just 374 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:16,639 Speaker 1: test it out with like making out with other girls 375 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,520 Speaker 1: in terms of like just being like like you're a 376 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:20,440 Speaker 1: cunt and then like walk out and but like don't 377 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:23,320 Speaker 1: what is this registering to you? And you know, what 378 00:18:23,359 --> 00:18:25,400 Speaker 1: do you mean leaving? Like it said? Maybe you don't 379 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,679 Speaker 1: leave like we're done, but you can go like Nikki, 380 00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,879 Speaker 1: not today. No, I don't like your tone with me, 381 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:32,919 Speaker 1: like just honestly, like I don't want to be like 382 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,119 Speaker 1: stand up for yourself, like I hate when bullies say that, 383 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,439 Speaker 1: but I want to give you the right to do that, 384 00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,240 Speaker 1: and I know that that's not for me to give you. 385 00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:40,960 Speaker 1: I just need to treat you better and I am 386 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,280 Speaker 1: working on that, and that's all that needs to change, honestly, 387 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:47,159 Speaker 1: is my behavior, not yours. Yeah, and I but just 388 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,760 Speaker 1: like stand up. I'm just kidding. No, I think I 389 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:53,200 Speaker 1: did stand up for myself here you did, and I 390 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:55,760 Speaker 1: because I just you know, for me, I'm not I'm 391 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:59,080 Speaker 1: not a fighter like that. I've never been. If I 392 00:18:59,119 --> 00:19:02,880 Speaker 1: do fight, it like a zero do like two hundred, 393 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,880 Speaker 1: and I've never you know, I kind of went there 394 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,080 Speaker 1: a little bit the other day. But that's exhausting to me. 395 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:09,199 Speaker 1: I grew up with it. I grew up with my family, 396 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:13,680 Speaker 1: my parents fighting every single, Like I'm talking like fighting, 397 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:18,240 Speaker 1: like like screaming, like bloody murder. So it's like that 398 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:21,000 Speaker 1: sound to me coming out of my own voice. It's 399 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,199 Speaker 1: not worth it. So if I was ever in that 400 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:26,399 Speaker 1: relationship or friendships, I would walk away. I would I 401 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,000 Speaker 1: would leave. Now the differences is this in my career too, 402 00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,240 Speaker 1: and so I have to weigh my options. So many 403 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:34,359 Speaker 1: people have bosses that are just the worst, and I 404 00:19:34,359 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 1: always go, why do you stay? And I don't. I 405 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,040 Speaker 1: don't want to be one of those bosses. So I 406 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:42,359 Speaker 1: really I yeah, I I will do the work. You 407 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:45,119 Speaker 1: don't need to do anything. You're perfect, I'm serious, not perfect, 408 00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:47,399 Speaker 1: but like it's my own ship. I don't need to 409 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,560 Speaker 1: you don't need to change. How do you sleep last night? 410 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,640 Speaker 1: But maybe we just talk. Maybe if you're having that feeling, 411 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:56,800 Speaker 1: then let's talk about that before you know what I mean, 412 00:19:56,880 --> 00:20:00,119 Speaker 1: like before we get on a podcasting, is I like, oh, 413 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: you know, like ever foresee that it's coming, Like it 414 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,960 Speaker 1: was brewing the whole time and then it unleashed. I 415 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:09,280 Speaker 1: now that I'm calling it out, I'm going to be 416 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:11,040 Speaker 1: more aware of it and maybe in the moment on 417 00:20:11,080 --> 00:20:14,320 Speaker 1: the show to to you know, I'll be able to 418 00:20:14,359 --> 00:20:15,720 Speaker 1: call it out. I think we should just try to 419 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,320 Speaker 1: rooster each other or no, what you can call rooster. 420 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:21,159 Speaker 1: Maybe I can hold up a sign that says rooster 421 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:24,200 Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, you know, I don't want to come 422 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:27,640 Speaker 1: off like I have total anger management issues. This does 423 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,480 Speaker 1: come up for me. I'm working on it. I've never 424 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:35,600 Speaker 1: been in, uh, you know, a cohabitating, co working relationship. 425 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,960 Speaker 1: When I had a TV show with Sarah Schaefer, we 426 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:42,360 Speaker 1: would butt heads and I I was more scared of her, 427 00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:44,520 Speaker 1: I think in that relationship, and so I would kind 428 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:48,280 Speaker 1: of be in your role and it it's not a 429 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,919 Speaker 1: good place to be. And I'm really sorry to make 430 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 1: you feel that way. And I think we're figuring out 431 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:56,240 Speaker 1: each other's boundaries and I think that's down to write. 432 00:20:56,359 --> 00:20:59,119 Speaker 1: I feel I just want to fucking I like fighting 433 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:02,879 Speaker 1: with you sometimes, I really do. And I'm sorry for that, 434 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 1: and you can just go no, like because I grew 435 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,240 Speaker 1: up in the house like that to man and not 436 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,080 Speaker 1: as bad as yours maybe. But that's why I can't 437 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,920 Speaker 1: watch Summer House more than two episodes in a row, 438 00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:15,919 Speaker 1: because Lindsay screaming drunkenly is like my childhood. I just 439 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:20,919 Speaker 1: go like it's stressing me out. But now I'm like thinking, like, 440 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,040 Speaker 1: when why do you when you feel like you're right 441 00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:27,600 Speaker 1: about something, like right about me being too giddy on 442 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:29,399 Speaker 1: a podcast and now you had to say something? Is 443 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,119 Speaker 1: that what you're talking about? Or what were you? Oh? No, 444 00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:33,119 Speaker 1: Like remember the other night when we were really going on, 445 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,520 Speaker 1: I was like, I could you. That was like I 446 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:38,760 Speaker 1: just felt right and I wanted to like debate you 447 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:42,400 Speaker 1: on it, and that was I Both times I felt 448 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:45,280 Speaker 1: like I wasn't the wrong. I mean, I just feel 449 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:47,199 Speaker 1: like you're there's still something you want to say to 450 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,719 Speaker 1: me right now. Um, I don't feel like complete Like 451 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:53,399 Speaker 1: I don't think you have to give that to me. No, 452 00:21:53,520 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 1: I don't. I really I didn't even realize that yesterday's 453 00:21:56,480 --> 00:21:58,440 Speaker 1: fight was so bad. I really didn't. I was like, 454 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,680 Speaker 1: I think I was so in my head about doing 455 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,040 Speaker 1: the other stuff and making sure, you know, things went 456 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,240 Speaker 1: great with the other podcasts, and so we did have 457 00:22:06,320 --> 00:22:08,080 Speaker 1: great time, and I thought we had a great time 458 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:12,800 Speaker 1: Tom and Christina. I think we vied with them incredibly 459 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:16,399 Speaker 1: and we actually went there kind of you were right, dude, 460 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:20,600 Speaker 1: Like your criticisms sometimes might be harsh, but dude, I'm 461 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,919 Speaker 1: used to that. I played sports like. I don't mind 462 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:26,680 Speaker 1: like critical like as long as it's like comes from 463 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:29,200 Speaker 1: a place of love and it's like how it's told 464 00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:32,120 Speaker 1: to me. I did. My tone wasn't good but but 465 00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:35,199 Speaker 1: but here's the thing. I was better on that podcast 466 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:38,960 Speaker 1: because of your advice. We were more relaxed. I wasn't 467 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,080 Speaker 1: like this kind of energy of trying to be funny. 468 00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:45,320 Speaker 1: You were just treat well. Then I'm keeping me too. 469 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:48,280 Speaker 1: But no, that's I appreciate you saying that, and I 470 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,439 Speaker 1: do feel like I can read you more than I 471 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,679 Speaker 1: probably can sometimes. So it makes me feel good that 472 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:56,159 Speaker 1: you acknowledge that sometimes I'm right because my dad is 473 00:22:56,200 --> 00:22:58,679 Speaker 1: always like, you don't always know what I'm thinking, and 474 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, but I do, and you know I do. 475 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,040 Speaker 1: You just want to admit that that's what you were thinking. 476 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,000 Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Sometimes I know what you're thinking 477 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:09,240 Speaker 1: and I wouldn't say it because it is not my 478 00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:13,040 Speaker 1: it's not my right. You're right, you're right, But the 479 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,600 Speaker 1: one thing that like is hard for me, and I 480 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:17,000 Speaker 1: guess we could talk about it. Man, It's not going 481 00:23:17,040 --> 00:23:19,960 Speaker 1: to start a fight. I problem, but is like, if 482 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:22,680 Speaker 1: I'm I'm staying at your place in in l A, 483 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:26,360 Speaker 1: Like it's your house. You're running this house, right, so 484 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:30,399 Speaker 1: like there's a feeling and this is like such a 485 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,040 Speaker 1: because the house is amazing, everything is amazing. Let's start there. 486 00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,520 Speaker 1: I know that's annoying when someone starts with like, but 487 00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,720 Speaker 1: you know, let's say I wanted to have someone over, right, 488 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:43,520 Speaker 1: like I would have to ask for almost permission, right, 489 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:47,520 Speaker 1: And I don't know if you understand that feeling of 490 00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:52,600 Speaker 1: like living in a house where you don't feel completely 491 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:56,320 Speaker 1: free to do exactly what you want as a forty 492 00:23:56,320 --> 00:24:00,359 Speaker 1: one year old man. So that's where like there is 493 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,280 Speaker 1: I think when we get it and if you offer 494 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,119 Speaker 1: to pay your share of the rent and then we 495 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:07,680 Speaker 1: can talk. But I also even if we're sharing rent, 496 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:14,080 Speaker 1: I understand that I depends how long the stay is. 497 00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,840 Speaker 1: But we had the same argument when we were in Cayman, 498 00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:20,560 Speaker 1: like and so like those are things that maybe I 499 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,800 Speaker 1: should rather get a cheaper place on my own than live, 500 00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,919 Speaker 1: but I would rather live with you, but also at 501 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,200 Speaker 1: the same moment have free. I had a need jerk 502 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,560 Speaker 1: reaction to you having someone over because I felt like 503 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,320 Speaker 1: I'm going to have to be social with this person 504 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,160 Speaker 1: and like be nice and entertain them, and I won't 505 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:35,919 Speaker 1: be able to be free and play guitar and like 506 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,840 Speaker 1: be loud and do what I want when I have 507 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:40,879 Speaker 1: some downtime. So that's why I was like, just you 508 00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:42,439 Speaker 1: can't have them over. And then when I realized I 509 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:43,880 Speaker 1: wasn't gonna be there, I was like, Okay, you can 510 00:24:43,920 --> 00:24:46,720 Speaker 1: have them over, but I should. I think you understand that. 511 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:49,879 Speaker 1: Do you understand if I asked one time, one time 512 00:24:49,880 --> 00:24:51,800 Speaker 1: for someone to come over to do my podcast for 513 00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,360 Speaker 1: an hour and you had a problem with it, So 514 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,840 Speaker 1: that's you don't under like that puts so much stress 515 00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:01,359 Speaker 1: on that person, on me to be like to walk 516 00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:04,840 Speaker 1: on eggshells because of how you react. And then you'll go, well, 517 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:07,399 Speaker 1: I don't react. I'm I'm why would you think I 518 00:25:07,480 --> 00:25:10,959 Speaker 1: react that way? I think next time this comes up 519 00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:15,040 Speaker 1: to say, listen, I know I acknowledge my feelings are, 520 00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:18,120 Speaker 1: like I I'm weird about my space and having people 521 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,120 Speaker 1: in even if it's someone I like, like I really 522 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: love that girl, and I if I was in the 523 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,399 Speaker 1: right mood, come on over and I would have been 524 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,480 Speaker 1: fine with it. But in the moment, you can just 525 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:30,879 Speaker 1: say I know that you are. I know that you 526 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,920 Speaker 1: were different about sharing your space than I am. Would 527 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:35,840 Speaker 1: it be okay if I had this person over, like 528 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,280 Speaker 1: if you present in a way that acknowledges my feelings 529 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,880 Speaker 1: and validates my feelings. But that's a lot for someone, dude, 530 00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:45,639 Speaker 1: I understand. But that's what it's a weird thing about. 531 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,560 Speaker 1: I know. But here's the thing. We had, Like fifteen 532 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,479 Speaker 1: people over there are staying there, so it's like, but 533 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,280 Speaker 1: it doesn't feel like you're that weird about your space 534 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:57,480 Speaker 1: for you, and I understand. But that's when it was. 535 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,440 Speaker 1: I was comfortable with these people, and I made that decision. 536 00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,520 Speaker 1: If you were someone who got weird about having people over, 537 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,560 Speaker 1: I would. I would probably ask you before in that way, 538 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,280 Speaker 1: if you had anxiety about people coming over the way 539 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:14,119 Speaker 1: I do with younger comics coming over, who you know, 540 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,120 Speaker 1: I might have to entertain in some way, like if 541 00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,680 Speaker 1: you know, I would I adjust things that I'm not you. 542 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,240 Speaker 1: You know, you're not me and I'm not you, so 543 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,200 Speaker 1: my feelings don't have to be the same as your 544 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,600 Speaker 1: feeling for me having people over. And if you did 545 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:28,000 Speaker 1: have a feeling that wasn't the same as mine, I 546 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:31,320 Speaker 1: would hope to go Andrew, I know that this is 547 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:34,560 Speaker 1: a thing for you that maybe you know you you 548 00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:36,959 Speaker 1: might have an issue with even though I don't, you know, like, 549 00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:39,199 Speaker 1: we just have to acknowledge tell those feelings and that 550 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 1: I'm just different about things than you, and and it 551 00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,000 Speaker 1: is a touchy subject for me, and I'll try to 552 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,600 Speaker 1: be better and acknowledge that it must be tough for 553 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,600 Speaker 1: you to live with someone who can like tells you 554 00:26:48,600 --> 00:26:51,520 Speaker 1: who you can and can't have over. But your dad 555 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,120 Speaker 1: and I think that you're socializing too much and doing 556 00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:56,600 Speaker 1: too much podcasting, and we need to limit the friends 557 00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,760 Speaker 1: you have over. And the house is a mess about 558 00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,640 Speaker 1: your damn room. Sometime maybe I'll let you have people over. 559 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,280 Speaker 1: Nick Um, let's get to the news. Is this exhausting 560 00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,520 Speaker 1: for people? I know? I think this is good? Listen, 561 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,880 Speaker 1: I don't even honestly, Bessie's I love you. I don't 562 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,520 Speaker 1: care if this was exhausting for you, because I think 563 00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:15,480 Speaker 1: there's probably someone who just learned how to maybe have 564 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,000 Speaker 1: a communicative talk with their loved one. Okay, I would 565 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:22,320 Speaker 1: like to confirm we have received feedback that people enjoy 566 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,439 Speaker 1: the makeup podcasts let's call them? Does teach people? I 567 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,399 Speaker 1: like I like when it's a makeup we need to 568 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,720 Speaker 1: start doing that, Like we need just like label it 569 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:33,600 Speaker 1: a makeup podcast, like on the description. You know, we'll 570 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,159 Speaker 1: title it and attention it's a makeup podcast. Yeah, I'm 571 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:40,560 Speaker 1: sure people do get help, like addressing their feelings towards 572 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:44,240 Speaker 1: someone else hearing by hearing it. Even this helped me. 573 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 1: I mean, we are forced to have these conversations when 574 00:27:47,800 --> 00:27:50,159 Speaker 1: really if we live separately, we wouldn't have them, no, 575 00:27:50,280 --> 00:28:02,560 Speaker 1: and it would probably build up. And then you first, 576 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:05,520 Speaker 1: all right, let's get to the news. All right, hey, 577 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:07,320 Speaker 1: you heard it your first folks. First of all, I 578 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,840 Speaker 1: hope you're having so much fun out there. We obviously 579 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,440 Speaker 1: are because we've made up. There's a big makeup. All 580 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,800 Speaker 1: the swells are happening on this cont right now, full 581 00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,440 Speaker 1: of swells, so much swell. It's swell and up down 582 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:20,200 Speaker 1: love seat too. This is actually really quite comfortable to 583 00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 1: the podcast like this. I mean, it would be hilarious. 584 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,760 Speaker 1: You know my mom my mom's decreating her studio and 585 00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,080 Speaker 1: she's sending me chairs and I was just like I 586 00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,199 Speaker 1: could maybe I just use the one I have. Anyway, 587 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,800 Speaker 1: let's get to the news. I'm excited for the headlines 588 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 1: because I don't know what the hell we're talking about today. 589 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,200 Speaker 1: Oh boy, this one, this one's interesting. It's not it's 590 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,400 Speaker 1: not insane. But the top battery draining app on your 591 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,080 Speaker 1: phone is fit Bit. Instagram comes in eighth and Tinder 592 00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,600 Speaker 1: in ninth. I thought you would like a list like 593 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,800 Speaker 1: this to go over. I mean, what do you think 594 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,360 Speaker 1: are the top twenty? I took a photo of it. 595 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,560 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's I love this article. Thank you 596 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,920 Speaker 1: so much for sharing this. So Fitbit is the number 597 00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,800 Speaker 1: one draining one if you have it up, you mean, 598 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:03,960 Speaker 1: like the way that every mom has every appy? Okay, okay, 599 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 1: So I see the list here. So it's Fitbit, then Verizon, Verizon, 600 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:15,640 Speaker 1: then Uber, Skype. That makes sense, Facebook, Airbnb. Why does 601 00:29:15,800 --> 00:29:18,400 Speaker 1: it close out Airbnb? You should book it and then 602 00:29:18,400 --> 00:29:20,480 Speaker 1: close out b go live. I don't know what b 603 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:25,760 Speaker 1: go live is. It's a little dinosaur looking thing. Then Instagram, Tinder, Bumble, 604 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,560 Speaker 1: dating apps, a lot of dating apps. If you keep 605 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,840 Speaker 1: them going, there's a certain thing where you can use 606 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,640 Speaker 1: like eleven different parts of your phone. Dude, I had 607 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:36,520 Speaker 1: no idea. I got all these up right. Now, can 608 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,400 Speaker 1: we go through and see how many I have up Okay, 609 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,840 Speaker 1: my Chat, then Instagram, then YouTube, then Venmo, then Bumble, 610 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:45,880 Speaker 1: then Ryat, then Starbucks, then my mail, then Safari, then 611 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:54,080 Speaker 1: Calendar than carbona, Kayak, clock, Spotify, podcast settings, phone, white Noise, Southwest, Reddit, Twitter, 612 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:57,680 Speaker 1: my A t and T, mail, online, daily Mail, Google Maps, Voice, 613 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:02,360 Speaker 1: Memo docs, camera notes Uber. These are all uplift photos maps, 614 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 1: whether insta size make sure Instagram photos sized to a square, 615 00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:16,040 Speaker 1: American Airlines, WhatsApp files, tabs, guitar, Tuna, Yelp, Open, table books, Postmates, Craigslist, Inger, TikTok, Amazon, 616 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:19,440 Speaker 1: Ways drive, Holy sh it, I'm so sorry. I apologize 617 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:24,880 Speaker 1: for that list. I have, uh pretty much Google text, 618 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 1: um notes, uh, Uber, Twitter, Bank of America, TikTok maps. Now, 619 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,680 Speaker 1: by the way, we're doing this by swiping up. I 620 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:37,920 Speaker 1: think people, Yeah, you know what, you have a thing open. 621 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:39,800 Speaker 1: That's what we're talking about. Like we have all these 622 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:45,240 Speaker 1: windows open. I'm Spotify podcast Southwest. Oh. By the way, 623 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,120 Speaker 1: United Airlines isn't like number one on the list that 624 00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:53,560 Speaker 1: I saw. I don't know why. Real Venmo. We just 625 00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,080 Speaker 1: flew southwest. We just flew in. By the way, you guys, 626 00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:58,320 Speaker 1: we had a seven ten am flight. We got picked 627 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,320 Speaker 1: up at five ten, I slept two hours. I got 628 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 1: done with my date at one about twelve thirty, packed 629 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,960 Speaker 1: and then we I was. I stayed uptil to thirty 630 00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,440 Speaker 1: in bed, just like redditing and stuff like that. And 631 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:14,440 Speaker 1: then we woke up so fucking early. We did it today. 632 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:17,400 Speaker 1: I'm so glad to be back. Fuck like St. Louis, 633 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 1: I like st. It was two. One can ask me 634 00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,960 Speaker 1: to do a podcast or to a spot tonight, or 635 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,040 Speaker 1: and my dog is somewhere. I don't even know if 636 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,360 Speaker 1: I'm gonna see my dog tonight. Um, okay, so that's 637 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,840 Speaker 1: helpful to know to close out all your apps. I mean, 638 00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:31,800 Speaker 1: I think you know. I'm someone that runs on around 639 00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,800 Speaker 1: a lot, like I've I've a lot of my hang 640 00:31:35,880 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 1: ups on my brother, on my family, Oh mom's dad, 641 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:40,840 Speaker 1: Oh I just my battery's dead. That's the best way 642 00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 1: to buy the way. Guys, if you are in a 643 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,080 Speaker 1: call with someone you don't want to be, don't go. 644 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:48,120 Speaker 1: Just drop the call. Just what they call you. What 645 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,360 Speaker 1: they call you. They put it on airplane mode, so 646 00:31:50,920 --> 00:31:54,520 Speaker 1: drop it airplane mode. But this is not this is 647 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,520 Speaker 1: not This is where you don't lie. Okay, they call 648 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,520 Speaker 1: back and you say I lost I'm sorry I lost 649 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,560 Speaker 1: the call, or you can say I was in a 650 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 1: bad area. And if as long as you're in a 651 00:32:03,240 --> 00:32:06,600 Speaker 1: bad neighborhood. Now, that's when I was on rods and 652 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,360 Speaker 1: I would go on these hills and every time I 653 00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,360 Speaker 1: was on this run, I knew exactly where Peter off. 654 00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:12,360 Speaker 1: But you can just hang up, you know, you don't 655 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,800 Speaker 1: have to go like I'm going into a bed because 656 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,360 Speaker 1: it just happens, you know what I mean. You just 657 00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:19,560 Speaker 1: hang up and no one would ever know. But it 658 00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:24,320 Speaker 1: is not sincere. But if you do follow it up with, um, sorry, man, 659 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,680 Speaker 1: it just hung up, that's still that lying. It did 660 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,920 Speaker 1: hang up, You did it, so you can screwt around 661 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,440 Speaker 1: the truth. Let's get to the next story on eleven 662 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,640 Speaker 1: year old girl who fought off ated kidnapping credits Law 663 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,760 Speaker 1: and Order SVU for quick thinking that helped her identify 664 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,680 Speaker 1: the suspects. So, eleven year old girl was nearly kidnapped 665 00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:47,280 Speaker 1: at her school bus stop in Florida. Okay, so it's 666 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,080 Speaker 1: pretty amazing. She was playing with blue pain at the time, right, 667 00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:54,000 Speaker 1: and people knew that. Okay, and oh my god, oh 668 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:56,640 Speaker 1: my god. Okay, you guys, this girl is playing in 669 00:32:56,720 --> 00:33:00,360 Speaker 1: like a Oh my god, oh my got it. We're 670 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,360 Speaker 1: watching the video, you guys. This girl is playing with 671 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,600 Speaker 1: like some paint in this like kind of um it 672 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,040 Speaker 1: looks like a cul de sac, like the end of 673 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:08,080 Speaker 1: a cul de sac in the middle, in the grassy 674 00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:12,720 Speaker 1: middle area. Then this this white suv pulls up, more 675 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,320 Speaker 1: like a CRV pulls up. I'm looking at cars carbon 676 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:19,320 Speaker 1: and the guy gets out of the car runs the girl. 677 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,719 Speaker 1: Can we watch it again, I'm doing a play by play. Oh, 678 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,400 Speaker 1: I like that kidnappers car. Oh wait wait, I want 679 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,160 Speaker 1: to see him run up to her again. Guys, this 680 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:31,000 Speaker 1: is fucking crazy. He sprints over, she starts running, He 681 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:34,760 Speaker 1: grabs her, she throws her paints, he wrestles her to 682 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,800 Speaker 1: the ground. Then I don't know, she does something to him, 683 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,720 Speaker 1: and he should She put a lot of paint on 684 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:43,720 Speaker 1: his arm. So then he was at the store later 685 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:45,600 Speaker 1: on in the day and the cops found him because 686 00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,680 Speaker 1: he had paint on his arm. Oh and she got 687 00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:52,760 Speaker 1: that from an s lawn or SPUs eleven year old 688 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,720 Speaker 1: girl that almost got kidnapped. Yeah, I mean, this poor 689 00:33:54,720 --> 00:33:57,320 Speaker 1: girl is traumatized. Good job, honey. Oh my god, I 690 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:01,720 Speaker 1: don't know if in this moment was that quick anything? 691 00:34:01,880 --> 00:34:04,680 Speaker 1: But and then Monday morning quarterbacks, she was like, oh, 692 00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:07,280 Speaker 1: by the way, I want I meant to do that. Yeah, 693 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:10,880 Speaker 1: I I agree, because I mean, honestly, you don't know 694 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:13,719 Speaker 1: what happens in those moments, Like it's time goes very slow, 695 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,439 Speaker 1: and sometimes you have a lot of time to think, 696 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,640 Speaker 1: like when you hear about shark attacks, people punching the 697 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:19,719 Speaker 1: shark doing different things. So I don't put it past 698 00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,000 Speaker 1: her that she maybe did have that flash memory of 699 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:27,360 Speaker 1: like make mark him in some way. Um, But regardless, 700 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,280 Speaker 1: amazing and he he did get into the blue Man group. 701 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 1: That joke would be better now if I didn't like 702 00:34:33,200 --> 00:34:35,680 Speaker 1: kind of said it before. That would be a like 703 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,000 Speaker 1: I wish we could take out the last one because 704 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,680 Speaker 1: that would be hilarious. Here's the thing. I didn't hear 705 00:34:39,719 --> 00:34:42,040 Speaker 1: the first one. Good you gotta I got a genuine 706 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,160 Speaker 1: laugh on the next one. Okay, But yeah, he is 707 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:48,040 Speaker 1: auditioning and he's already know how to play drums or 708 00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:52,080 Speaker 1: did he learn after the fact jail? He uh, he'll 709 00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,160 Speaker 1: learn in jail. I mean they're banging on things in there. 710 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,879 Speaker 1: Um that was really scary and eleven year old girl 711 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:00,879 Speaker 1: for some reason when you said eleven year old girl, 712 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,960 Speaker 1: I just was like, I loved being eleven. I think 713 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,880 Speaker 1: that was one of my favorite times was being eleven. 714 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:11,759 Speaker 1: I think it was in fourth grade. Parents finally let 715 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:17,080 Speaker 1: you ride your bike around the like neighborhood by yourself. Yeah. Probably, yeah, 716 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,560 Speaker 1: I mean now looking back, my parents would just go, 717 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:23,719 Speaker 1: how here Saturday, he take your mongoose and go for 718 00:35:23,840 --> 00:35:25,880 Speaker 1: a ride. And I would just ride and Florida, did 719 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,200 Speaker 1: you is at a bike or an actual mongoose? And 720 00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:32,160 Speaker 1: question those are regional? Take the mongoose, did the alligator? 721 00:35:32,160 --> 00:35:36,440 Speaker 1: Did a manity? That's what we did. My parents also 722 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:38,960 Speaker 1: let us run rampant, and I was really scared of 723 00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,839 Speaker 1: my sister getting kidnapped because I knew I was smart 724 00:35:40,960 --> 00:35:43,320 Speaker 1: enough to like, I was scared of everyone. I thought 725 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,879 Speaker 1: everyone was a Kidnapperson was always on alert. The same 726 00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,520 Speaker 1: way when my dad taught me had to drive, he goes, Nikki, 727 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,920 Speaker 1: pretend that every car is going to try to crash 728 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,880 Speaker 1: into you, so you're always aware, like you you're defensive driving, 729 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,799 Speaker 1: you know, like, pretend that every car at the last 730 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,800 Speaker 1: second could could just turn into you, and what you 731 00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:00,880 Speaker 1: would do. And so I I've liked that. I know 732 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:02,560 Speaker 1: it seems like I don't, but I do. And I 733 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,400 Speaker 1: used to live that way with kidnappers. But my sister, 734 00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:08,080 Speaker 1: I knew wasn't didn't have the same fear because I 735 00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,120 Speaker 1: got my fear from my mom because she was scared 736 00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:11,920 Speaker 1: that I would get kidnapped when I was first child. 737 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,919 Speaker 1: But by the time my sister rolled around the fear, 738 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:16,400 Speaker 1: she was like, no one kidnaps these fucking kids. So 739 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,319 Speaker 1: she let my sister a little bit more lax, as 740 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:21,120 Speaker 1: you do with the second child, and I was terrified 741 00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:25,440 Speaker 1: of her getting kidnapped, terrified one of my first No, 742 00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,840 Speaker 1: she wasn't even cute this at this age, I was 743 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:30,120 Speaker 1: kind of like cute. She was a little like she 744 00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,440 Speaker 1: was a little chubby, and I had buck teeth, and 745 00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:33,759 Speaker 1: that's how we used to go at each other. I'd 746 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,919 Speaker 1: be like, you're fat, and she'd go, you've buck teeth, 747 00:36:35,920 --> 00:36:37,920 Speaker 1: and I go and she goes. And by the way, 748 00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,000 Speaker 1: everyone knows that fat kids turned into skinny adults, and 749 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,560 Speaker 1: that skinny kids turned into fat adults, so you're gonna 750 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,439 Speaker 1: be fat with buck teeth, and your buck teeth aren't 751 00:36:45,440 --> 00:36:47,239 Speaker 1: going to change. And I'd be like, where does she 752 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,800 Speaker 1: know this science like I like? And she was not wrong, 753 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,160 Speaker 1: Like I turned into a heftier because I was in 754 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:58,480 Speaker 1: your teeth. So I was scared of her getting kidnapped. 755 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:00,319 Speaker 1: And my first joke, I wrote one of my first 756 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,560 Speaker 1: jokes that I still look back on and I'm like, 757 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,080 Speaker 1: that was pretty good? Was I Remember when I was 758 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,160 Speaker 1: a really young girl playing in my front yard with 759 00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,160 Speaker 1: my sister and a guy came up, pulled up in 760 00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,640 Speaker 1: a really creepy van. This is classic Nikki Glazer early joke. 761 00:37:11,719 --> 00:37:14,319 Speaker 1: Just so much set up, just so much set up, 762 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,400 Speaker 1: and like one little joke at the end, it's just 763 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:20,040 Speaker 1: like just kids of the joke. Um I was playing. 764 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,080 Speaker 1: I was playing with my sister in the front yard. 765 00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:24,200 Speaker 1: Just nick I don't know how to do his an impression. 766 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:29,320 Speaker 1: I was playing with my sister in the front yard 767 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:36,640 Speaker 1: and you know just how kids do and hold on. 768 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna trying to think of how he could say this, 769 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,880 Speaker 1: and a van pulled up. You know, you know, I 770 00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:45,160 Speaker 1: had never seen this van before, but it happens fans 771 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,840 Speaker 1: come down the street. It wasn't the weirdest thing until 772 00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:52,160 Speaker 1: the van stopped right in front of me and my 773 00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:55,719 Speaker 1: sister playing and then this man I had never seen 774 00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:58,840 Speaker 1: before rolls down his window and you know what, you 775 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,160 Speaker 1: see these people on TV that you go, you look 776 00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,759 Speaker 1: like a molester. It looked like that guy. The guy 777 00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,480 Speaker 1: was playing the part of what It was almost like 778 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:09,560 Speaker 1: he was cast. My parents were nowhere to be found. 779 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:14,000 Speaker 1: I'm eleven, cute as a button. I'm away. I can't 780 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,160 Speaker 1: set up. I'm eleven. My sister she's nine. My sister 781 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,000 Speaker 1: doesn't even see it. I'm playing with her. We're doing 782 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,840 Speaker 1: back bends or some kind of gymnastics thing. And uh 783 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,640 Speaker 1: and the man goes hey, little girl, and I go 784 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,400 Speaker 1: me and he goes, yeah, come over here, and I 785 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,040 Speaker 1: go okay, sir, and I walk over to his card. 786 00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:37,200 Speaker 1: I'm a little scared, but he goes he goes, you 787 00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:41,520 Speaker 1: want some candy? And I go uh, I go, um, yeah, 788 00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:44,080 Speaker 1: I want something. He goes hey, little girl, and I 789 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:46,600 Speaker 1: go yeah, and he goes, once up candy. I've remembering body. 790 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:49,080 Speaker 1: Once up candy. And I go, yeah, I do. And 791 00:38:49,120 --> 00:38:50,880 Speaker 1: I went over about to get in the car and 792 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,080 Speaker 1: he grabbed me by the arm. He goes, not you her, 793 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:58,320 Speaker 1: And that was that. It was just like I honestly 794 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:01,759 Speaker 1: due that's a great like you're delivered, like it makes 795 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:06,359 Speaker 1: you smile, like you talking like next jokes because I 796 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,480 Speaker 1: like those setups because he does tell a story and 797 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,120 Speaker 1: paints a beautiful picture and he just talks so poetically. 798 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:13,239 Speaker 1: So that was a fun little Yeah, that was a 799 00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:14,920 Speaker 1: fun little journey, I think. So let me do that. 800 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,319 Speaker 1: Let's story, Um, next story, baby, I hope you are 801 00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,680 Speaker 1: we going right to sport? Yeah, all right, let's do it. 802 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:29,560 Speaker 1: What here's Andrew's weekly sports moment. Oh I forgot to 803 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:32,440 Speaker 1: be on enthusiastic about it. No, I like that you 804 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,320 Speaker 1: were excited. I am actually excited. What's it going to 805 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,280 Speaker 1: be today? What do you think Tiger Woods clothes? Starts 806 00:39:37,280 --> 00:39:41,640 Speaker 1: with the te Travis Parker. I'm sure he threw a 807 00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:47,720 Speaker 1: drumstick once. Tim Tebow? Oh the Christian? Is he Christian? 808 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:50,120 Speaker 1: Didn't we do though? Wasn't it tebowing? If you like 809 00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:54,440 Speaker 1: took a knee? Yeah? Graid he did, like people not 810 00:39:55,680 --> 00:40:00,560 Speaker 1: Kaepernick white prayers and like, yeah, so that's actually a 811 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:02,160 Speaker 1: thing right now because he like was he like a 812 00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:04,160 Speaker 1: virgin before he got married and all that ship like 813 00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,600 Speaker 1: the legend. But a guy that I know went to 814 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:10,600 Speaker 1: college with him said thousands of blowjobs. Oh well, good 815 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:13,440 Speaker 1: for him. Yeah, so I mean, and I think he 816 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,040 Speaker 1: put in some poop. It was for charity, Yeah, it's 817 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:19,239 Speaker 1: for charity. Gave back. Tim Tebow signs one year deal 818 00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:23,799 Speaker 1: with the Jaguars. That's all my arm as he looks 819 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,080 Speaker 1: for another NFL run as a tight end. Wait, so 820 00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,680 Speaker 1: just just you know, Andrew as a jaguar tattoo in 821 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,360 Speaker 1: his arm because he thought that jaguars were native to Florida, 822 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 1: even though they haven't been there for ever, ever ever. Okay, 823 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,040 Speaker 1: there's like one or two in a zoo. Okay, well 824 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,960 Speaker 1: that's still counts. But then the Jaguars is a team. 825 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,920 Speaker 1: So he's doing a one year deal with the Jaguars. 826 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:48,480 Speaker 1: Is he like out of favor? I don't hear about 827 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:50,680 Speaker 1: him much? Why is this news? Tom? All right, I'll 828 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,840 Speaker 1: tell you what do I care? Okay, so Tim Tebow 829 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:57,080 Speaker 1: the biggest college football player ever, right, why not professional 830 00:40:57,080 --> 00:41:00,680 Speaker 1: football player? That's the thing he wasn't. He didn't throw correctly, 831 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:03,920 Speaker 1: He wasn't a great NC It wasn't a terrible NFL quarterback. 832 00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,160 Speaker 1: He shouldn't have been cut. I still don't think he 833 00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,520 Speaker 1: didn't get the yips. He was seven and fives. Are 834 00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:12,040 Speaker 1: I do? I kind of like was like excited to 835 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:13,520 Speaker 1: say that, and then you do. You just go, no, 836 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,160 Speaker 1: I didn't get the yips, And I go, yeah, I'm 837 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,240 Speaker 1: gonna give you. I gave you credit by not saying 838 00:41:18,280 --> 00:41:22,000 Speaker 1: anything about it. That means I expected it from expected 839 00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,320 Speaker 1: you not to get the yips by saying yips. Is 840 00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:29,120 Speaker 1: it like the hiccups of throwing or pitching or swinging 841 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:32,240 Speaker 1: or anything. Yeah, but the hiccups never sometimes go away, 842 00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:34,839 Speaker 1: you get the yips. Oh, if you want to just 843 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,719 Speaker 1: not have the yips, you have to take a drink 844 00:41:36,719 --> 00:41:39,399 Speaker 1: of water and put your head behind your under your legs. 845 00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,000 Speaker 1: I know it didn't scare me. Well it's scared. It didn't. Yeah, 846 00:41:42,080 --> 00:41:45,400 Speaker 1: that's it's scared Tim Tebow because well he's back, baby. No, 847 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,440 Speaker 1: so Tim Tebow. Right, he gets drafted as a NFL quarterback, 848 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,319 Speaker 1: He wins a couple playoff games, and then he gets 849 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,319 Speaker 1: cut like they just don't think he could be an 850 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,880 Speaker 1: NFL quarterback. Now they did say, hey, why don't you 851 00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:59,279 Speaker 1: try tight end because you're six three pounds of pure 852 00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:04,000 Speaker 1: muscle and pure Jesus behind you. Right, So he gets cut, 853 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:06,759 Speaker 1: he tries to play baseball, and he gets all the 854 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,160 Speaker 1: way to like double A for the Mets. Here's the thing, 855 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:12,800 Speaker 1: Tim Tebow is A is A. If you're a greedy team, 856 00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:16,279 Speaker 1: he's gonna sell jerseys. He's gonna make you money. There's 857 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,520 Speaker 1: a lot of people that love Jesus out there and 858 00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,120 Speaker 1: a lot of people that love Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow 859 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:25,040 Speaker 1: is from Jacksonville. Oh this is so? What is his deal? 860 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:27,480 Speaker 1: So this is the thing. So Tim Tebow now that 861 00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:30,040 Speaker 1: he's thirty three, he tried baseball, didn't work out. He's 862 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:33,520 Speaker 1: still working out. He's still jacked. The head coach is 863 00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:36,920 Speaker 1: the old coach for the Florida Gators when he was 864 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:40,520 Speaker 1: a star, who's now in Jacksonville. Urban Meyer. So then 865 00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:44,239 Speaker 1: he's now his name is Urban? Is he is? He is? 866 00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:46,439 Speaker 1: He black? No white guy, white guy at white Urban? 867 00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:51,680 Speaker 1: So then Keith Urban, great songer writer and song song 868 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:58,479 Speaker 1: he's got so I like it better than singer songwriter together. 869 00:42:58,719 --> 00:43:03,000 Speaker 1: So uh so then so now he's now he'll play 870 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,279 Speaker 1: tight end. But people are going not but one, he's 871 00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,840 Speaker 1: jersey sales from Jacksonville going to be often. But people 872 00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:13,000 Speaker 1: are mad because Kaepernick never got signed again. But here's 873 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:17,719 Speaker 1: old Christian White, Tebow getting signed ten years after he 874 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:21,040 Speaker 1: fucking was even in the league, and people are losing 875 00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,719 Speaker 1: their ship. A lot of like black players are going, well, 876 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:27,240 Speaker 1: this isn't right to get an opportunity to be between 877 00:43:27,280 --> 00:43:32,440 Speaker 1: those two level skill level, and it was Colin Kaepernick 878 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:35,719 Speaker 1: up for being placed somewhere. Where is he now? Well, 879 00:43:35,719 --> 00:43:37,960 Speaker 1: there's all I mean, that's a whole long Well, Kaepernick's 880 00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:41,960 Speaker 1: not playing. He had an opportunity to sign, He's there. 881 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:44,360 Speaker 1: There's a lot of like drama behind it where I 882 00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:49,040 Speaker 1: think he denied what I think fucking I think Tebow, 883 00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:53,000 Speaker 1: I think yeah for a money standpoint, sign them ever 884 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,440 Speaker 1: gonna be good? Like, have they ever gotten close to 885 00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:57,759 Speaker 1: being good? Could this be? They were good with this 886 00:43:57,760 --> 00:44:00,160 Speaker 1: guy named Mark Brunell who was a lefty quarterback. Even 887 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,080 Speaker 1: as a lefty quarterback, who know, maybe it might end 888 00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,960 Speaker 1: up in a quarterback, but they just drafted this guy 889 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:07,320 Speaker 1: Trevor Lawrence who has the long blonde hair. Very confused 890 00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:09,640 Speaker 1: about these teams that I know of that I literally know. 891 00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:12,040 Speaker 1: They've never been in the Super Bowl. Why do they exist? Then? 892 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:14,759 Speaker 1: If they've never been good at the Bengals, I've never 893 00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,919 Speaker 1: have not one, Why are they around the Browns, They're 894 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:21,479 Speaker 1: just like, why why even have bad teams that don't 895 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:24,239 Speaker 1: even get a chance to even get to compete in 896 00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,319 Speaker 1: the Super Bowl? Good question. So the Patriots, if you 897 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,399 Speaker 1: looked at the Patriots twenty years ago, you would say 898 00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,280 Speaker 1: the same thing about them. So you know, you always 899 00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:34,000 Speaker 1: have a chance. You have a chance a team can 900 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,920 Speaker 1: turn it around. Look, owners, they all have a lot 901 00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:38,800 Speaker 1: of money, so there's a possibility to Browns had a 902 00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,200 Speaker 1: good season. Like Bill Burr was in a fight, not 903 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,280 Speaker 1: a fight, but it got an argument with another comic 904 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,359 Speaker 1: about the Lakers, saying like, you know, the Lakers were 905 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,440 Speaker 1: bought right, like or they were talking about the Celtics 906 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:51,680 Speaker 1: and then the Lakers and they were arguing about who 907 00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:55,239 Speaker 1: is better and Bill I think the essence of what 908 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:57,440 Speaker 1: he was saying to this guy was like the Lakers 909 00:44:57,440 --> 00:44:59,320 Speaker 1: are just like, Oh, he did a great example. I 910 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,080 Speaker 1: don't want to rue this bit because I was like, Bill, 911 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,080 Speaker 1: I go, you should do that. I don't think he 912 00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,200 Speaker 1: heard me, Like on sage, I'm sure he's gonna do 913 00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,120 Speaker 1: it at some point because it's so funny. But he's 914 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:10,400 Speaker 1: like the Lakers. It's like you ever he goes you know, 915 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,800 Speaker 1: when you like God, when you would like pick teams 916 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:16,520 Speaker 1: in fucking you know, grade school, and then you realize, 917 00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:18,400 Speaker 1: like one team like has way too many guys that 918 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,279 Speaker 1: are like gonna be good another one even in grade 919 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,560 Speaker 1: school when you're like sixth grade, you go, this is 920 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:24,560 Speaker 1: this is not even then we gotta we gotta even 921 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:28,799 Speaker 1: this out. Children know to even now? How do how 922 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,160 Speaker 1: do you know professional teams not know that this is 923 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,920 Speaker 1: completely uneven and it's all based on I guess you 924 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,200 Speaker 1: just buy a team. That's what I've always wondered. I 925 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,920 Speaker 1: would be so much more into sports if the sports 926 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,080 Speaker 1: had to be like the player had to be from 927 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:47,120 Speaker 1: the city that they're playing like, but that would be 928 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:49,239 Speaker 1: a problem because the cities are smaller, so you would 929 00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,920 Speaker 1: have depending on the city, so New York first, Omaha 930 00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:56,200 Speaker 1: or not Omaha, but Oklahoma city. Let's just see how 931 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,600 Speaker 1: it goes. Let's if we looked at like the best 932 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,560 Speaker 1: players and then we kind of saw where they would 933 00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:02,560 Speaker 1: end up. I wonder what it would look like. You 934 00:46:02,640 --> 00:46:05,160 Speaker 1: know what I like, and it's like high school. This 935 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,480 Speaker 1: is I agree with you, I think because in Europe 936 00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,239 Speaker 1: you like France first, Germany, you break it up by 937 00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:13,719 Speaker 1: state not by city state. I like that. I like 938 00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,360 Speaker 1: that a lot. But but I will say with Kansas City, 939 00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:18,600 Speaker 1: you it's so on the border. You could be a 940 00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,239 Speaker 1: part of Missouri or Kansas. If you're down the middle, yeah, 941 00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,080 Speaker 1: you're either on Kansas and Missouri. Okay, well, I like it, 942 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,040 Speaker 1: I think because I just never understand when people are like, 943 00:46:26,200 --> 00:46:29,680 Speaker 1: oh St. Louis, we got what's the there's like a 944 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:32,719 Speaker 1: if you think we're divided, now, wait till you have 945 00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:36,839 Speaker 1: like Georgia, just Georgia players verse, you know, New York. 946 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,480 Speaker 1: I just don't understand being like, oh, my team, I'm 947 00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,760 Speaker 1: from Philly. I love this team when it's all people 948 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:45,719 Speaker 1: that are not from Philly. I have only lived in 949 00:46:45,760 --> 00:46:48,840 Speaker 1: your city for six months. I mean, I get it. 950 00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:51,799 Speaker 1: I I love this. I like when the Cardinals when 951 00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:54,120 Speaker 1: a guy has grown up in St. Louis, Like, I think, 952 00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:58,560 Speaker 1: what's his name? Drew not Drew Brees. Uh, Like we 953 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,440 Speaker 1: gotta get to listener amount. We have to real quick though. 954 00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:05,280 Speaker 1: College is for a long time was essentially that. Yeah, Okay, 955 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,319 Speaker 1: that makes sense, and high schools do that too, like 956 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,680 Speaker 1: go and let's keep it going with like stay where 957 00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,840 Speaker 1: you are, don't leave your state, that's why I'm in St. Louis. 958 00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:15,319 Speaker 1: I want to I want to be on the stand 959 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:19,600 Speaker 1: up comics from St. Louis me such Jayard, Greg Warren, 960 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:26,240 Speaker 1: now you and Carl Class, Kimmy Kimmy Schmidt, Chuck Berry, 961 00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:28,880 Speaker 1: John Ham. Wait, these aren't comics. Okay, let's get to 962 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:33,319 Speaker 1: listener mail. We love to hear from you guys. Thank 963 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,680 Speaker 1: you so much for writing in. I just feel so 964 00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,360 Speaker 1: connected to you today. Today we're reading a message from Jason. 965 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:42,760 Speaker 1: This is via Instagram. You talked about slots on Monday, 966 00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,840 Speaker 1: says Jason, and it brought back my worst haunting story. 967 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,080 Speaker 1: I was on a field trip during elementary school at 968 00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,280 Speaker 1: the Baltimore Aquarium. We were in the upper level rainforest 969 00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:53,800 Speaker 1: room and I felt something on my head, a fucking 970 00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:57,560 Speaker 1: sloth ship on my head in front of my classmates. 971 00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:02,759 Speaker 1: Ship dripped down my face. It was mortifying. What great 972 00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:05,879 Speaker 1: elementary school. So we're talking fifth grade and below. That's 973 00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:08,360 Speaker 1: gotten that is, that's not funny when a ship slast 974 00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:10,200 Speaker 1: ships on their head Until you're an adult and you 975 00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,200 Speaker 1: can be like, you know, but when you're a kid, 976 00:48:12,239 --> 00:48:14,640 Speaker 1: that's devastating. I mean, there's a lot of interesting parts 977 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,400 Speaker 1: here because slass ship on the ground. They actually climbed 978 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,080 Speaker 1: down a tree. It takes them like two weeks. They 979 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:22,520 Speaker 1: only shoot every two weeks because they're so lazy they 980 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,239 Speaker 1: don't want to climb back up the tree. I'm I 981 00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:26,440 Speaker 1: don't know why they just don't ship from where they 982 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,200 Speaker 1: are in the tree. I think it might be a 983 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,120 Speaker 1: defense mechanism. But yeah, I mean, I wonder, like how 984 00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:34,160 Speaker 1: slow this ship dripped down his face. It would be 985 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,880 Speaker 1: so funny they shipped really fast, like I do. You 986 00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:39,680 Speaker 1: just had to go. I wouldn't to go shipped when 987 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,600 Speaker 1: we got to I went to go pull a balcony. 988 00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:43,440 Speaker 1: That's what we call it when I used to live 989 00:48:43,440 --> 00:48:45,200 Speaker 1: in my old place because whenever I had to ship, 990 00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:47,080 Speaker 1: I tell Andrew to go in on the balcony. So 991 00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,439 Speaker 1: I had the balcony earlier when we got in, and 992 00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:52,319 Speaker 1: I was going to do it in our like main 993 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:54,200 Speaker 1: bathroom that we both share because I had to go 994 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,719 Speaker 1: so bad. But then I was like, no, I'm going 995 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,120 Speaker 1: to respect Andrew and go to my own bathroom. And 996 00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,879 Speaker 1: then I get in there, there's no toilet paper. There's 997 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:02,919 Speaker 1: just one of Poppies diapers, and I usually like dig 998 00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:05,160 Speaker 1: through the trash bin too to pull up like tissues 999 00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,040 Speaker 1: that I maybe have snotted in and just use it 1000 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,560 Speaker 1: sucking gears. And then it was just Poppy's diaper, and 1001 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:11,839 Speaker 1: I go, I don't want to do that, and so 1002 00:49:12,160 --> 00:49:14,319 Speaker 1: I go, Andrew, will you toss me toilet paper? It's 1003 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,640 Speaker 1: just so nice to have a friend. I would. I 1004 00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,120 Speaker 1: hate when you have to like have when you ship 1005 00:49:19,200 --> 00:49:21,799 Speaker 1: and you're like, I'm gonna have to like waddle out 1006 00:49:21,800 --> 00:49:25,040 Speaker 1: of here and and have ship in my butt as 1007 00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:27,800 Speaker 1: I walk. Yeah, the best of the throat too, because 1008 00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:29,920 Speaker 1: you don't want to look at the person on this shipter, 1009 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,280 Speaker 1: so you do a no look. It's always like, yeah, 1010 00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,640 Speaker 1: you threw you threw it. Well it got to me. Um. 1011 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,400 Speaker 1: But the funny part is my bathroom was dark, and 1012 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:41,120 Speaker 1: I was like, it's so weird. He's gonna see me 1013 00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:43,239 Speaker 1: sitting in the dark. And so I started singing, I 1014 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:48,440 Speaker 1: keep shipping in the dog. I'm in that I'm on 1015 00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:55,479 Speaker 1: the toy giant too. Um story, I'll tell this real quick. 1016 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,319 Speaker 1: When I was in I went to body Wars in 1017 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,520 Speaker 1: Disney World or whatever. Oh yeah, and where it's like 1018 00:50:01,560 --> 00:50:03,160 Speaker 1: they show you like the inside the body. It's like 1019 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,960 Speaker 1: you're on the interactive ride and you go through the body, 1020 00:50:06,239 --> 00:50:08,680 Speaker 1: and there was a handicap you know, uh, you know, 1021 00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:12,799 Speaker 1: a mentally handicapped kids behind us. And we were young. 1022 00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:14,480 Speaker 1: We were like eight or nine, so we were kind 1023 00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:17,040 Speaker 1: of like laughing at him. The ride starts going, we're 1024 00:50:17,040 --> 00:50:19,520 Speaker 1: going through the intestines, we're going through the stomach, and 1025 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,200 Speaker 1: I start to smell and like, way to smell part 1026 00:50:22,239 --> 00:50:24,600 Speaker 1: of this ride. Oh my god, it smells like ship. 1027 00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:26,839 Speaker 1: It smelled like throw up. And I was like, man, 1028 00:50:26,880 --> 00:50:29,359 Speaker 1: I was like, god, this is really good. Yeah, that's 1029 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:30,880 Speaker 1: what I was thinking. I was like, man, they're so 1030 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,200 Speaker 1: ahead at their time. The light comes on. The mentally 1031 00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:39,560 Speaker 1: handicapped kids threw up all over me. Oh no, all 1032 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,720 Speaker 1: over me, right, and he's just wiping his face while leaving, 1033 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:44,680 Speaker 1: and I'm like, no, he didn't. And I look at 1034 00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:49,160 Speaker 1: my back. I'm just covered, and all the kids are 1035 00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,919 Speaker 1: laughing at me. And I mean some would say he's 1036 00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:55,279 Speaker 1: the sloth of humans, you know, and so we can pray. No. 1037 00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:57,560 Speaker 1: I was going to say it too, just leave it. 1038 00:50:57,560 --> 00:51:01,680 Speaker 1: It's fine. So and it's not. We love sloths and 1039 00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:04,880 Speaker 1: I love mentally handicapp people. And then I had like 1040 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:07,359 Speaker 1: thirty dollars that my mom game you had to buy 1041 00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,640 Speaker 1: like a minion. I bought a Goofy shirt that was 1042 00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:12,279 Speaker 1: literally I had to borrow ten dollars because they're so 1043 00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:19,839 Speaker 1: expensive and it was so big on me. And I'll 1044 00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,799 Speaker 1: tell you what, I swear to God. I walked past 1045 00:51:21,880 --> 00:51:26,280 Speaker 1: him mentally and he gave me a look like, yeah, bitch, 1046 00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:32,799 Speaker 1: I swear to God. Now, okay, next listener, mail, I 1047 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,200 Speaker 1: have so much to say about what you just said. 1048 00:51:34,400 --> 00:51:37,400 Speaker 1: We gotta get to another. Okay, this comes from um. 1049 00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:39,640 Speaker 1: This is a voice memo left by Amanda which you 1050 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,880 Speaker 1: can go leave these on our Instagram if you if 1051 00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:45,080 Speaker 1: you want to know, Uh, Nikki Glazer pod just well, 1052 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,560 Speaker 1: uh late at night in the dark. Yeah, we have 1053 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:51,520 Speaker 1: liked over ten thou followers on Instagram and I am 1054 00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:54,920 Speaker 1: just so grateful for the followers and I promise you 1055 00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,000 Speaker 1: we will keep putting up more content that is like 1056 00:51:57,440 --> 00:52:00,239 Speaker 1: much more revealing and riskier than our own page is. 1057 00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:03,040 Speaker 1: And uh, yesterday we were singing Date Matthews on the 1058 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:05,640 Speaker 1: way to the car. We are the way the podcast. 1059 00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:09,320 Speaker 1: Um yeah, so just follows the pure of Nikki's sleeping 1060 00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:10,799 Speaker 1: like a bone and then I put it on mine 1061 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,759 Speaker 1: because I loved it so much. It was so I 1062 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,399 Speaker 1: looked adorable. Well, that just shows how hard you worked 1063 00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,799 Speaker 1: for two weeks. That's what that showed me, honestly. And 1064 00:52:17,840 --> 00:52:19,239 Speaker 1: it was so early in the morning and our flight 1065 00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,080 Speaker 1: was delayed. I would have never slept at the gate, 1066 00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:23,719 Speaker 1: but and I had a mask and a sleep mask, 1067 00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:25,319 Speaker 1: so my whole face was covered. No one could tell 1068 00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:27,239 Speaker 1: it was me. Okay, let's hear from Amanda who lets 1069 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:32,840 Speaker 1: it's a voice memo yesterday, Hi Nikki, Hi Andrew, I 1070 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:36,560 Speaker 1: love the pod. I have a mispronunciation story. Um, so 1071 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:38,800 Speaker 1: I tend to be more like Nikki. I correct peoplest 1072 00:52:38,840 --> 00:52:42,680 Speaker 1: pronunciation and grammar a lot um pretty type a that way. 1073 00:52:43,239 --> 00:52:46,320 Speaker 1: So I was pretty embarrassed when I pronounced a pretty 1074 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:50,680 Speaker 1: easy word wrong in the form of song. Nonetheless, So 1075 00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,160 Speaker 1: I had a solo in my school's musical back in 1076 00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:56,640 Speaker 1: high school. Um. The musical was the music Man. The 1077 00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,920 Speaker 1: song was Till There was You. I'm not sure if 1078 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:02,560 Speaker 1: you've heard of it beautiful. So that the story. So 1079 00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:08,279 Speaker 1: I'm looking back at these old videos during quarantine, and 1080 00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:15,959 Speaker 1: I hear myself saying fragrant meadows, fragrant mados. The word 1081 00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:20,640 Speaker 1: is Fragrant and frag rock was big at the time. 1082 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,840 Speaker 1: I'm finding out for the first time that I sang 1083 00:53:23,920 --> 00:53:31,480 Speaker 1: that wrong in like ten years later. Yes, there's my story. 1084 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:37,319 Speaker 1: Fragrant have all the swells, Jacka, oh me and I 1085 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:42,319 Speaker 1: love you so much. Fragrant is so funny, and there 1086 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:48,040 Speaker 1: was music and wonderful roses they tell me in Sweet Fragrant, 1087 00:53:48,160 --> 00:53:55,759 Speaker 1: Meadows of Dawn and Jews. I wonder, I wonder if 1088 00:53:55,800 --> 00:53:58,919 Speaker 1: she had the memory like I nailed that, and then 1089 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,920 Speaker 1: she saw the video and she was like, why is 1090 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,080 Speaker 1: no one going to tell her Fragrance wrong? I think 1091 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,520 Speaker 1: she just went to a bad school and they didn't 1092 00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:08,080 Speaker 1: know you think. I think, like, why would no one 1093 00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:11,640 Speaker 1: correct that? I think that there there were probably rehearsals, 1094 00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,440 Speaker 1: oh many. I mean that the music was that the 1095 00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:17,000 Speaker 1: music man is that the was she was singing in 1096 00:54:17,040 --> 00:54:19,040 Speaker 1: the rain? What then was that song from I love 1097 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,440 Speaker 1: that song? Um, that was a great one. Amanda keep 1098 00:54:21,440 --> 00:54:22,759 Speaker 1: sending in your miss front of days. She just do 1099 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:24,920 Speaker 1: we have any more to get to today? Noah? Oh 1100 00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:29,839 Speaker 1: can you play that one? That? Uh? This is from 1101 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:35,160 Speaker 1: Kate A voicemail. Hey Nikki, Hey Andy, Kate. Um So 1102 00:54:35,280 --> 00:54:37,439 Speaker 1: I just thought you guys would really get a good 1103 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:40,640 Speaker 1: kick out of this. I have a psycho ex boyfriend 1104 00:54:40,719 --> 00:54:43,560 Speaker 1: who cannot take a hint. I have locked him on 1105 00:54:43,719 --> 00:54:49,279 Speaker 1: every single social media platform UM, and a couple of 1106 00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:53,719 Speaker 1: days ago he started then mowing me in five dollar 1107 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:58,719 Speaker 1: increments and pleading UM, me to kind of get back 1108 00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,960 Speaker 1: with him and give him a chance and everything. Today 1109 00:55:02,000 --> 00:55:06,560 Speaker 1: I woke up to fifteen dollars so three separate transactions UM. 1110 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,960 Speaker 1: The last one was begging for the chance to allow 1111 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:14,479 Speaker 1: him to email me. So I want your advice, UM, 1112 00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:18,000 Speaker 1: how can I go about further profiting from this. I'm 1113 00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:21,680 Speaker 1: thinking about sending him a request for a hundred dollar 1114 00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:24,239 Speaker 1: one time email me. Do you think I should get 1115 00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:29,200 Speaker 1: a higher increment lower increment? UM. I'm just really enjoying 1116 00:55:29,719 --> 00:55:32,319 Speaker 1: kind of messing with him because he's sucked with me 1117 00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,319 Speaker 1: for the last t year and a half. So okay, Kate, 1118 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,359 Speaker 1: let me know what you think. Hey, guys, Kate, I'm 1119 00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:40,000 Speaker 1: a little worried for your safety because you've just described 1120 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,120 Speaker 1: him as a psycho. So I just I want to 1121 00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:44,839 Speaker 1: make sure that you don't think this person could hurt 1122 00:55:44,880 --> 00:55:47,280 Speaker 1: you in any way, because this is very weird behavior 1123 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:50,200 Speaker 1: to try to contact you so many ways when you've 1124 00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,719 Speaker 1: blocked him, so a little world worried. However, I hear 1125 00:55:53,719 --> 00:55:56,200 Speaker 1: in your tone that you don't seem scared. You kind 1126 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:58,279 Speaker 1: of think he's just ridiculous and you want to funk 1127 00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:01,719 Speaker 1: with him. I if let's in a world where this 1128 00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:04,440 Speaker 1: guy cannot physically hurt you, which I think that he 1129 00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,520 Speaker 1: could because you don't know these people, so I would, honestly, 1130 00:56:07,560 --> 00:56:09,640 Speaker 1: I would just block him on venmo. The five dollars 1131 00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:12,000 Speaker 1: aren't worth it. But in a world where you're not 1132 00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,919 Speaker 1: going to be worried about this guy, the hundred dollar 1133 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:18,000 Speaker 1: email sounds like a great idea. And then the email 1134 00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:20,600 Speaker 1: you send him is or that he sends you you 1135 00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,360 Speaker 1: just right back like got it, or like a thumbs 1136 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,919 Speaker 1: up or something. Yeah, this guy is smart. This guy 1137 00:56:26,080 --> 00:56:29,480 Speaker 1: knows because he's only doing five dollars, so he could 1138 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,239 Speaker 1: write like twenty messages, so he has a lot of 1139 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,759 Speaker 1: room to keep writing. Yeah, look, if you even want 1140 00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:38,560 Speaker 1: to pay me on venmo, you gotta do twenty a 1141 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:41,560 Speaker 1: message twenty venom. Also, is she the positing needs that? 1142 00:56:41,600 --> 00:56:44,160 Speaker 1: I wonder like that's the other thing on one is 1143 00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:48,239 Speaker 1: she actually accepting? Yeah, she's accepting this money? Get a girl. 1144 00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:51,240 Speaker 1: I absolutely think you should take the money and run. However, 1145 00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:53,000 Speaker 1: I don't think you should make this guy go broke 1146 00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:54,480 Speaker 1: if you know for a fact you're never going to 1147 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:57,960 Speaker 1: get back together with him. I think, you know, if 1148 00:56:57,960 --> 00:57:01,320 Speaker 1: he is wealthy enough to be able to forward email, 1149 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:04,359 Speaker 1: then yeah, I get that. I am on cameo, you know, 1150 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,480 Speaker 1: and I raised my price to a thousand dollars just 1151 00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:08,040 Speaker 1: because I didn't know how to shut it down and 1152 00:57:08,040 --> 00:57:09,919 Speaker 1: I was tired of doing cameos. I was too busy, 1153 00:57:09,960 --> 00:57:11,720 Speaker 1: so I just go, I'll make my price of thousand dollars. 1154 00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,920 Speaker 1: So and now people think I think I'm hot. Shit, 1155 00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,040 Speaker 1: it's just because I couldn't figure out a way to 1156 00:57:16,080 --> 00:57:18,400 Speaker 1: disable it. The app does not allow you to, so 1157 00:57:18,480 --> 00:57:19,919 Speaker 1: it looks like I'm just like one of the most 1158 00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:22,000 Speaker 1: expensive people on there, and I think I'm cool, but 1159 00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:25,400 Speaker 1: I don't. But however, they do let you allow d 1160 00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:29,120 Speaker 1: m s. People can pay m me. I made it 1161 00:57:29,120 --> 00:57:31,680 Speaker 1: ten bucks because I'm like, you know, if someone was 1162 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:33,760 Speaker 1: to pay that fine, like you could always message me 1163 00:57:33,800 --> 00:57:36,160 Speaker 1: on Instagram, you might not get a reply. You definitely 1164 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,840 Speaker 1: aren't guaranteed to reply in vetmo or on cameo either. 1165 00:57:39,080 --> 00:57:41,360 Speaker 1: I have one guy who's become so abusive on there, 1166 00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:43,040 Speaker 1: and just like, why wou't you write to me? I'm 1167 00:57:43,080 --> 00:57:46,840 Speaker 1: swending another ten dollars and I kept and he keeps writing, 1168 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,840 Speaker 1: and I go chitching, chit ching, chit ching. I don't 1169 00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:51,720 Speaker 1: I don't care. Like this guy doesn't know my address though, honey. 1170 00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,560 Speaker 1: So I will let him to keep harassing me with 1171 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,640 Speaker 1: the ten dollars because it's his choice. But I would 1172 00:57:57,680 --> 00:57:59,720 Speaker 1: worry for your safety with this guy that you described 1173 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,720 Speaker 1: as a I go and I want to know more, Kate. 1174 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,480 Speaker 1: Can you message us back and tell us why he's 1175 00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,600 Speaker 1: a psycho, why he's tortured you before? I think the 1176 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:08,560 Speaker 1: listeners want to know more history. I know I do, 1177 00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,280 Speaker 1: but to go to your advice if she goes higher, 1178 00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:14,160 Speaker 1: say look you can, I'm only going to talk to 1179 00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,040 Speaker 1: you if you give me five. He's gonna be like, okay, 1180 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,520 Speaker 1: you are a bit. I'm done like so eventually, if 1181 00:58:19,520 --> 00:58:21,720 Speaker 1: you want to be done with him, raise your price 1182 00:58:22,200 --> 00:58:24,480 Speaker 1: to a to an insane amount of money, do me, 1183 00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:28,000 Speaker 1: do me, do a cameo thousand, do a kid to 1184 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:30,360 Speaker 1: five hundred and see what happens, and maybe you might 1185 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:32,520 Speaker 1: get the five hundred. I mean, it sounds like this 1186 00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,360 Speaker 1: guy's not made of money though, if he's given five 1187 00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:37,120 Speaker 1: bucks a pop. Final thought, I just got a text 1188 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,680 Speaker 1: from a major producer, UM who I've worked with on 1189 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:45,880 Speaker 1: some things. Director. I'm sorry, UM who was Actually he 1190 00:58:45,960 --> 00:58:48,840 Speaker 1: was the director. Remember the Prince solo from the Rock 1191 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:51,280 Speaker 1: and Roll Hall Dame. He was the one that I 1192 00:58:51,440 --> 00:58:53,320 Speaker 1: talked about on the show, Right, the Prince Solo. Did 1193 00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:55,000 Speaker 1: I ever talk about it? I don't think he did. Um. 1194 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:57,440 Speaker 1: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Prince Wild by 1195 00:58:57,720 --> 00:59:00,760 Speaker 1: guitar Lee Wips Prince Solo is one of the best 1196 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:02,960 Speaker 1: things I've ever watched on YouTube. I really it's it's 1197 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:05,280 Speaker 1: like Silver Springs level of good. And there's a whole 1198 00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,800 Speaker 1: story behind it. So maybe I'll talk about on Monday show. No, 1199 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:10,320 Speaker 1: you write it down so I can talk about this anyway. 1200 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:12,760 Speaker 1: The guy that I read all these articles about it 1201 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,520 Speaker 1: because I was like, this performance is amazing, and they 1202 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:17,720 Speaker 1: have all these like oral histories about that taping because 1203 00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:21,560 Speaker 1: it's such a monumentally like just epic performance, one of 1204 00:59:21,600 --> 00:59:25,320 Speaker 1: the best things you've ever seen musically, and and it 1205 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,640 Speaker 1: so happened. I'm friends with the guy that did it 1206 00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:29,880 Speaker 1: because I've worked with him before. He just wrote me 1207 00:59:29,880 --> 00:59:32,400 Speaker 1: and said, Hey, Nikki, nice work on MTV Awards. I'm 1208 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:35,280 Speaker 1: producing the I Heart Radio Music Awards live on Fox 1209 00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,280 Speaker 1: next Thursday and would love for you to present an award. 1210 00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:39,960 Speaker 1: It's at the Dolby next Thursday from five to seven. 1211 00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,720 Speaker 1: I want to present award at I Heart Radio Awards 1212 00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:44,720 Speaker 1: so bad. First of all, I might have a podcast 1213 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:48,480 Speaker 1: on radio. Um, he said, I know your podcast is 1214 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:49,760 Speaker 1: on I heard, so I thought you would be a 1215 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:53,360 Speaker 1: great tie in. Um. Uh yeah, I said, I moved. 1216 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:55,320 Speaker 1: Here I go. If you get can you fly me in? 1217 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,080 Speaker 1: That's that's something you're supposed to ask a producer, but 1218 00:59:57,120 --> 00:59:58,320 Speaker 1: we were in the middle of podcast. I want to 1219 00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:01,240 Speaker 1: get back to him, so I just go. Um. I said, 1220 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,120 Speaker 1: thank you God, I wish can you fly me in? 1221 01:00:03,120 --> 01:00:05,640 Speaker 1: I'm in St. Louis, where I live. He said, hot, well, 1222 01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:07,360 Speaker 1: let me ask and I said, thank you. I'm sorry 1223 01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,120 Speaker 1: to ask. Would love to make this happen. He said, 1224 01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,160 Speaker 1: I love it too. I knew you were there a 1225 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:12,960 Speaker 1: lot during the pandemic, but I guess you made the move. 1226 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,600 Speaker 1: Good for you. I know your podcast is on my Heart, 1227 01:00:14,680 --> 01:00:17,760 Speaker 1: so I thought it would be great time. It's like 1228 01:00:17,800 --> 01:00:21,120 Speaker 1: on Hollywood Bolivar. It's like a big I did another event. Yeah, 1229 01:00:21,120 --> 01:00:23,080 Speaker 1: I'd be going out by l A, which I'm dying 1230 01:00:23,120 --> 01:00:25,480 Speaker 1: to get back out there. It feels weird landing in St. 1231 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:27,480 Speaker 1: Louis and being like, I don't have anywhere to go 1232 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:32,120 Speaker 1: until June when I do bill Mark in l A. Yeah, 1233 01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:33,920 Speaker 1: I might And I love that out so we stayed in. 1234 01:00:33,960 --> 01:00:36,280 Speaker 1: I might just fucking buy that place and uh and 1235 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,920 Speaker 1: fly out of friend to come stay with me a 1236 01:00:39,040 --> 01:00:48,080 Speaker 1: k A jeff Ace Ace a TC, that's you, jeff Um. Yeah, 1237 01:00:48,080 --> 01:00:50,440 Speaker 1: so I went on a date last night. Everyone, um 1238 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:53,400 Speaker 1: and uh it didn't good for you? And thank you. 1239 01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:55,560 Speaker 1: I was proud of myself. Sound bad when people are 1240 01:00:55,640 --> 01:00:59,880 Speaker 1: good for you for getting out there. It was really no, no, no, 1241 01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,000 Speaker 1: not at all, because it is good for me because 1242 01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,440 Speaker 1: I had a really long day. I was tired of talking. 1243 01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:07,520 Speaker 1: I talked in three podcasts at dinner with David, and 1244 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,640 Speaker 1: then I did two sets of fifteen minutes each where 1245 01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,280 Speaker 1: I'm just talking on stuff and I go to this 1246 01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,960 Speaker 1: dinner and the thing is I realized, which Actley Hustledine 1247 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,720 Speaker 1: of Girls Gotta Eat, help me realize it is like 1248 01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:19,640 Speaker 1: these dates even if you like show up and you're 1249 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,040 Speaker 1: like this is a friend vibe. I'm probably not feeling 1250 01:01:22,040 --> 01:01:24,200 Speaker 1: it romantically, even though you don't know. It's too soon 1251 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:26,360 Speaker 1: to tell, so I give it some time. You don't know, 1252 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,520 Speaker 1: obviously you retracted this person to even agree to a date. 1253 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,720 Speaker 1: I I just like went along with. I was just like, 1254 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:35,480 Speaker 1: just like get to know someone and get interesting stories, 1255 01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,600 Speaker 1: you know, like get to it's just and I had 1256 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,840 Speaker 1: good boundaries of like the second I was tired, I 1257 01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:43,000 Speaker 1: was just like yawning. I couldn't stop yawning, and I go, 1258 01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:45,360 Speaker 1: I'm really sorry, I have to cut the short and 1259 01:01:45,360 --> 01:01:47,520 Speaker 1: and we left and it was fine. And he is 1260 01:01:47,560 --> 01:01:50,160 Speaker 1: someone that I'll probably know for a really long time. 1261 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,120 Speaker 1: I've already thought about him a lot today, being like 1262 01:01:52,160 --> 01:01:53,880 Speaker 1: I want to hang out with him again. Not a 1263 01:01:54,000 --> 01:01:56,120 Speaker 1: romantic way, though, Like I really was like that guy 1264 01:01:56,200 --> 01:02:00,760 Speaker 1: was so fucking interesting, so like, yeah, you feel like 1265 01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,200 Speaker 1: once you feel that on a first date, no romance, 1266 01:02:03,280 --> 01:02:05,600 Speaker 1: it's it's done. No I'm not, I'm not rolling it out. 1267 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,760 Speaker 1: But I really don't think that I know almost right 1268 01:02:08,800 --> 01:02:11,040 Speaker 1: away when I'm romantically into someone. I don't think there's 1269 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,320 Speaker 1: been a single person that i've developed feelings for that 1270 01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:17,000 Speaker 1: I didn't feel them right away, and I may be wrong. 1271 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:19,200 Speaker 1: I need to assess that. But I think and this 1272 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,720 Speaker 1: person I was attracted to on Instagram, so I don't 1273 01:02:21,760 --> 01:02:23,800 Speaker 1: know what happened in person. It just maybe at my 1274 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:26,520 Speaker 1: heart is still somewhere else. Maybe I'm not over someone else. 1275 01:02:26,600 --> 01:02:29,120 Speaker 1: Like I don't know what's going on. Um, but I 1276 01:02:29,160 --> 01:02:33,320 Speaker 1: was actually feeling, uh some vibes, like at the at 1277 01:02:33,320 --> 01:02:37,080 Speaker 1: the show actually with some some people back like not backstage, 1278 01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,920 Speaker 1: but like around like there was a vibe happening. And 1279 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:41,760 Speaker 1: I was like, because I was talking to some friends 1280 01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,320 Speaker 1: about because they go, why why is your dating the 1281 01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:46,120 Speaker 1: parking lot waiting for you? Because he was there, he 1282 01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,960 Speaker 1: got there on time and the show is running late. 1283 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,080 Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm They go, you're not gonna 1284 01:02:50,080 --> 01:02:51,880 Speaker 1: have him in. I don't know. I don't. First of all, 1285 01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:53,760 Speaker 1: I want him to like me. Still, I go. I 1286 01:02:53,840 --> 01:02:56,040 Speaker 1: realized when I'm on stage, I'm in my masculine energy 1287 01:02:56,080 --> 01:02:57,240 Speaker 1: and these guys are like, what are you talking about? 1288 01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,440 Speaker 1: And I go, they go, I'm not I think girls 1289 01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:01,520 Speaker 1: are hot that these are both stand up comics. They're like, 1290 01:03:01,800 --> 01:03:03,800 Speaker 1: I'm always attarted the girls. Should you stand up and 1291 01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:05,400 Speaker 1: I go, do you want that? Do you want to 1292 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,200 Speaker 1: suck them? Maybe? But I go, um, would you marry them? 1293 01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:11,000 Speaker 1: Are they wife material? And they both were like oh 1294 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:13,800 Speaker 1: like no. And I'm like, because no guy wants a 1295 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:15,840 Speaker 1: girl like not no guy, but the kind of guys 1296 01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:18,440 Speaker 1: I like, masculine energy man don't want a woman who's 1297 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:20,600 Speaker 1: telling it like it is. They can do that on stage. 1298 01:03:20,800 --> 01:03:22,840 Speaker 1: But then I go, they want it more like this, 1299 01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:24,840 Speaker 1: where it's like, hey, what do you want for dinner tonight? 1300 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,760 Speaker 1: And my friend goes, my friend Ben Gleib, who is 1301 01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:29,520 Speaker 1: not the person I was feeling that with. I want 1302 01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:32,680 Speaker 1: to be clear, he was like, um, He's like whoa wait, 1303 01:03:32,680 --> 01:03:35,560 Speaker 1: what just happened? He was like he was like I 1304 01:03:35,600 --> 01:03:37,960 Speaker 1: really like that? And I go, you do? I was like, 1305 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,800 Speaker 1: is I feel like very vulnerable around you? And he 1306 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:42,840 Speaker 1: was like, Nikki, I need to just stop. Like it was. 1307 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:46,439 Speaker 1: It works so well. He and I sold these two 1308 01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,920 Speaker 1: guys that I was talking to on this whole concept. 1309 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:51,000 Speaker 1: And then I went on stage and because I've had 1310 01:03:51,000 --> 01:03:52,800 Speaker 1: forgotten about all the bits I used to do about 1311 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:55,440 Speaker 1: you know, how we're attracted to men who are on 1312 01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,040 Speaker 1: stage because of certain reasons you'll see it in my 1313 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,560 Speaker 1: special if you haven't, and you'll see me talk about 1314 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,560 Speaker 1: it more Cement tour Um. But I went on stage 1315 01:04:02,560 --> 01:04:04,800 Speaker 1: and I had all these bits around it that these 1316 01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:06,919 Speaker 1: guys that had just heard me talk in the room, 1317 01:04:07,320 --> 01:04:09,360 Speaker 1: they were like, you just like took it up there, 1318 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,120 Speaker 1: and like, I don't know, I was like running bits 1319 01:04:11,120 --> 01:04:13,000 Speaker 1: with you backstage, but I wasn't. I was like, yes, 1320 01:04:13,520 --> 01:04:16,840 Speaker 1: get like just telling them what I've learned. And I 1321 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:19,400 Speaker 1: feel like you can you can apply that to if 1322 01:04:19,720 --> 01:04:22,439 Speaker 1: you know you're a boss bitch in your job, like 1323 01:04:22,560 --> 01:04:25,720 Speaker 1: you're you know you're you're above someone in your job, 1324 01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,520 Speaker 1: and you're you're doing meetings and you're talking like this 1325 01:04:28,720 --> 01:04:31,000 Speaker 1: in the meeting like a guy I might want to 1326 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:33,720 Speaker 1: fuck you like a fun funck, but would be afraid 1327 01:04:33,720 --> 01:04:36,440 Speaker 1: to marry that. And it's the same exact concept you 1328 01:04:36,600 --> 01:04:40,320 Speaker 1: on stage as a woman giving a Microsoft power point 1329 01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:44,000 Speaker 1: presentation like a badass in a pants suit, where you'd 1330 01:04:44,000 --> 01:04:46,040 Speaker 1: want to fuck in the office, but would you necessarily 1331 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:48,240 Speaker 1: want to marry You can't deny, Like I when I 1332 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:50,520 Speaker 1: realized when I'm up there and you're absolutely right, you 1333 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:52,600 Speaker 1: can go that's a hot woman, like I look hot 1334 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,600 Speaker 1: you know, there's no denying on my legs are out. 1335 01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:57,600 Speaker 1: I look it's like the you know, MTV Awards I 1336 01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,520 Speaker 1: looked had a Sharon Stone's sexual vibe. The thing is, 1337 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:04,440 Speaker 1: if men get turned laughing, your part of your brain 1338 01:05:04,520 --> 01:05:07,360 Speaker 1: that laughs and where you're like like and you like, 1339 01:05:07,640 --> 01:05:09,840 Speaker 1: you know, when you laugh, you can't even like hold 1340 01:05:09,880 --> 01:05:12,680 Speaker 1: your Have you ever worked out and started laughing when 1341 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:14,720 Speaker 1: you're listening to podcasts and your body kind of gets limp, 1342 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:17,800 Speaker 1: and it's like it's kind of like you you can't 1343 01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:21,400 Speaker 1: do something physically like hard, like sex. And also laugh 1344 01:05:21,560 --> 01:05:23,920 Speaker 1: laugh is like a weakening thing, and sex is like 1345 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:26,320 Speaker 1: a thing. So if I'm on stage and men are 1346 01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:28,920 Speaker 1: gonning corny, they're not listening to what I'm saying. You 1347 01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:31,480 Speaker 1: can't laugh and be horny. Maybe some people can, but 1348 01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:33,680 Speaker 1: it's two different parts of your brain. So when I'm 1349 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:36,480 Speaker 1: on stage, I never want to make anyone horny, except 1350 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,640 Speaker 1: maybe the comic in the back of the room that 1351 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,400 Speaker 1: I'm trying to like stand in a sexual way for 1352 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:43,080 Speaker 1: who's not even listening to me because he we just 1353 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,600 Speaker 1: drown out comedy. Anyway, you know, Yeah, I love picturing 1354 01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:47,560 Speaker 1: you in a room for like fifty hot men and 1355 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,480 Speaker 1: you don't get one laugh and you're like, thank god, last, 1356 01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,560 Speaker 1: I know, well last, that's so true. Last night I 1357 01:05:54,240 --> 01:05:56,120 Speaker 1: looked at that. Oh, so I yelled at some people 1358 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:57,880 Speaker 1: talking last night. I'm gonna make this so quick. I 1359 01:05:57,960 --> 01:06:00,280 Speaker 1: yelled at there were some people talking really loud that night, 1360 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,360 Speaker 1: and I go, excuse me. I go go, hey, hey, hey, 1361 01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,439 Speaker 1: stop talking. You don't even hear me because you're talking. 1362 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,800 Speaker 1: You need to stop talking. It was a waitress talking 1363 01:06:06,840 --> 01:06:09,440 Speaker 1: to the table, okay, And I go, I go, this 1364 01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:11,080 Speaker 1: is what has happened you guys. I go, oh, that's 1365 01:06:11,080 --> 01:06:13,720 Speaker 1: a waitress. I go, still a little chatty. She needs 1366 01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,880 Speaker 1: to like here, even though she didn't. And I go, 1367 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,560 Speaker 1: that's what happens. I go, I blur my eyes on stage. Everyone. 1368 01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:20,280 Speaker 1: I go, you all look like blurs because I'm scared 1369 01:06:20,280 --> 01:06:22,200 Speaker 1: of intimacy. I'm scared of looking you in the eyes. 1370 01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:24,600 Speaker 1: And I go, I'm going to unblur my eyes. Are 1371 01:06:24,640 --> 01:06:27,240 Speaker 1: you guys ready? I've never done this, And so I started, 1372 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:28,640 Speaker 1: I'm blowing my eyes and look, I go, and I 1373 01:06:28,640 --> 01:06:30,320 Speaker 1: believe it, love it first sight. So let's keep let's 1374 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,240 Speaker 1: go around the room. And I did a really funny 1375 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:33,480 Speaker 1: bit that I want to try out where I was 1376 01:06:33,480 --> 01:06:35,200 Speaker 1: looking in guy's eyes and going, okay, let me see this. 1377 01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:42,720 Speaker 1: That's not it right here. Gross uh it was killing 1378 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:46,320 Speaker 1: back to blurry like, oh that's funny, and back to 1379 01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:48,680 Speaker 1: the blur no I had. It was weird to unblur, 1380 01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:51,880 Speaker 1: which it took concerted effort because my natural state is 1381 01:06:51,880 --> 01:06:54,880 Speaker 1: blurred up there to protect myself. But um, I announced 1382 01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,760 Speaker 1: that I was one. I go, do you guys? I 1383 01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:58,640 Speaker 1: have a date? He's waiting the parking lot. I hate this. 1384 01:06:58,720 --> 01:07:00,120 Speaker 1: So on the way out it was so it was 1385 01:07:00,120 --> 01:07:02,120 Speaker 1: like a rule of three people. And when I left, 1386 01:07:02,160 --> 01:07:03,200 Speaker 1: a lot of people get up to go to the 1387 01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:05,600 Speaker 1: bathroom in between comics, and I ran into a bunch 1388 01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:07,240 Speaker 1: of people and they go have a good date. They're 1389 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:09,320 Speaker 1: really hot guys, being like, have fun date, Nikki, and 1390 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,440 Speaker 1: I was just like, let me go. And then I 1391 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:12,960 Speaker 1: got in the car and had a great time. So 1392 01:07:13,160 --> 01:07:16,160 Speaker 1: that's the week of shows. I feel so good about 1393 01:07:16,160 --> 01:07:18,360 Speaker 1: how we patched every I feel like I patched things 1394 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:20,480 Speaker 1: up with the listeners who might have been disappointed my 1395 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:23,320 Speaker 1: behavior today. I'm sorry, We're we I can't always be 1396 01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:25,080 Speaker 1: the best, but um you make me want to be 1397 01:07:25,120 --> 01:07:28,680 Speaker 1: a better podcast host and friend. I love you Andrew, 1398 01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,960 Speaker 1: and I'm perfect. Okay I didn't get get back, but 1399 01:07:32,040 --> 01:07:34,560 Speaker 1: that's part of the course of my life. Uh. You guys, 1400 01:07:34,640 --> 01:07:37,360 Speaker 1: we will we will see. Thanks. Okay, that's no no no, 1401 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,320 Speaker 1: no no no how your dad would always be Okay, 1402 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,560 Speaker 1: you can say babe if you say the way my 1403 01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:44,200 Speaker 1: dad with your dick in your hand. Okay, I'm just kidding. 1404 01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:50,240 Speaker 1: Gross gross dads. Sorry podcasts. Okay, I love you guys, besties. Boys, 1405 01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:50,960 Speaker 1: have a great weekend.