Speaker 1: It's time for the Bobby Bones post show. Here's your host,
Speaker 1: Bobby Bonello. You guys look great today. Thank you. Hi. Thanks.
Speaker 1: You can leave us a voicemail anytime you want. I
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Speaker 1: our phone line. We love it when we get good voicemails.
Speaker 1: We'll turn them into whole segments. Eight seven, seven seventy seven,
Speaker 1: Bobby hold on, Oh man, I've been saving that one. No,
Speaker 1: not really. I had too much water. I went in
Speaker 1: the wrong whole a little bit just then before I
Speaker 1: went on. Eight seven, seven seventy seven, Bobby, leave us
Speaker 1: a voicemail. I have a lot of stuff to talk
Speaker 1: about today. Who set the story about the woman with
Speaker 1: the largest um fake breasts in America? Oh? I saw her.
Speaker 1: Oh I would have thought lunchbox. Hold thought lunchbox too.
Speaker 1: But they're so big that I think now she wants
Speaker 1: them out. Yeah. I said, they're giving a lot of
Speaker 1: pain and just really a big hasshole. Even though she
Speaker 1: wanted to get to be the biggest in the United
Speaker 1: States and she reached her goal, but they're just driving
Speaker 1: her nuts. Now, this is the shark. This is the
Speaker 1: shark can story, Mike, It's I saw that right. It's
Speaker 1: they're so big. I mean they are like, um, I
Speaker 1: don't even know how to describe them with watermelons. No, No,
Speaker 1: they're bigger. Yeah, maybe watermelon size, but maybe a little bigger.
Speaker 1: I'm not joking. I'm just living, I know. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't look doesn't look bad. No, that's always gonna say.
Speaker 1: It doesn't look normal. It's I just wonder about a
Speaker 1: doctor that would do this. But they are the largest
Speaker 1: legal ones you can get legal. There can be legal ones, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sure. After having three surgeries to have the biggest
Speaker 1: breasts in the United States, Naylan Ashley says they're causing
Speaker 1: her health problems like migraines and back tension. The implants
Speaker 1: are twelve fifty cc in size. I don't know what
Speaker 1: that means that they were the largest legal implant size
Speaker 1: available in the US. The implants cost over seventeen thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: It just looks like a cartoon. But Eddie doesn't look
Speaker 1: good like it doesn't look They don't look as bad
Speaker 1: as I thought they were to look. They look extremely
Speaker 1: disproportionate to her body. Yeah, they look like two cantelopes.
Speaker 1: Yeah big, that's about the size of a cantalope. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I'm looking at that's bigger. That's a bigger at the house,
Speaker 1: that's the one fruit I eat. Put them up to
Speaker 1: your body and see how that now, you guys are watermelons?
Speaker 1: No watermelons A weird? Those are many Watermelonska, okay, guys,
Speaker 1: if you saw that at the pool, you'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that looks good. No, I think you wouldn't. Why that
Speaker 1: at the pool? Like, why are you speaking that way?
Speaker 1: If you saw that at he's talking about her breast, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you should clarify what I didn't think you're talking, thank
Speaker 1: you her. If you saw it at the pool, what
Speaker 1: would you say? You'd be like, Oh, that looks nice. No,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. They It would definitely look different.
Speaker 1: And if my wife walked in today with these, I
Speaker 1: would be like, whoa. If I were a doctor and
Speaker 1: someone said I'd like the largest legal breast implants ever,
Speaker 1: that's not when someone goes Can I get my windows
Speaker 1: tended the absolute darkest, you know, like, yeah, shady in there? Yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: But also too. If you went to the doctor and
Speaker 1: ask for this, they would say, hey, you know, this
Speaker 1: comes with different issues like back problems and migraines and
Speaker 1: stuff like that. She was warned, well maybe, so what's
Speaker 1: I don't know, I just I saw it. Maybe she
Speaker 1: thought she was tougher than the migraines. But John Travolta
Speaker 1: has landed a seven thirty seven pilots license, so he
Speaker 1: can be your pilot. I saw a picture of him
Speaker 1: standing in front of the plane. Scuba said that he
Speaker 1: lives in a part of Florida. I thought he lived
Speaker 1: in La but I'm maybe living both. But he said
Speaker 1: the part of Florida that he lived. That there is
Speaker 1: a runaway in an airport just for people to live
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood because everybody has massive planes. Is this
Speaker 1: in Jupiter It's no. Is it Jumble Air. It's like
Speaker 1: an air community. Everyone has like massive mansions, they have
Speaker 1: a runway. They've got like a hangar for all the
Speaker 1: jets and stuff. It's for the community, for the community.
Speaker 1: Yeah wow, I mean I wonder if you can't even
Speaker 1: get in that neighborhood. It's gated with security guards. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a place we couldn't just go and you can
Speaker 1: drop by the main gate, but you can't get into it. Well,
Speaker 1: he is nat What if you're like flying, like all right,
Speaker 1: I'm boarding Group B and you look up and you're like,
Speaker 1: there's Danny Zuko, amazing the dude from Look who's talking?
Speaker 1: There's the baby voice. A woman was left to the
Speaker 1: shark hand after doctor sewed it inside of her stomach
Speaker 1: during surgery. And I saw the picture and I didn't
Speaker 1: quite her. It almost looks like a lobster claw. It
Speaker 1: looked at you, Mike. After being woken up from eleven
Speaker 1: days in a medically induced coma, Sadie dimp found out
Speaker 1: that her left hand now look like a shark. She
Speaker 1: developed a sepsis infection after having a kidney stone removed,
Speaker 1: and the hand was sewn into her stomach after the
Speaker 1: fingers were amputated to maintain blood circulation, so they had
Speaker 1: to sew it in. Oh, they had to literally sew
Speaker 1: it into her stomach. Who does look like a claw?
Speaker 1: She's yeah, right, it looks like a like a like
Speaker 1: a big lobster claw. I bet you that. She's just
Speaker 1: happy to be alive. And they figured it out and
Speaker 1: then they can also probably at some point make it
Speaker 1: look a little more like a hand. What do you imagine, Like,
Speaker 1: She's lucky they were able to figure this out, and
Speaker 1: they can probably make it look a little more like
Speaker 1: a normal hand. Yeah, because like Eddie, you're looking at
Speaker 1: it looking for you to say anything. I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't stop looking at it, are you? Yeah? It just
Speaker 1: looks so so different. And her thumb still works. So
Speaker 1: her thumb is like the little part of the claw. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: shark claw. Oh, Eddie, we got him with a looking
Speaker 1: tall it can't many well. I was also trying to
Speaker 1: show Lunchbox how to run his computer and that the
Speaker 1: video and I'm looking a real estate in jumbole air.
Speaker 1: I mean in the video the video. It was not
Speaker 1: an option in large, Eddie. A guy tried to steal
Speaker 1: a Navy seal vest used in the Osama Bin lad
Speaker 1: and raid, which that is something people will be upset
Speaker 1: about if you were to steal and they find out
Speaker 1: that you stole it. That's a riscue one, I guess
Speaker 1: if you could steal in black market stuff. But still
Speaker 1: it's not something I want to mess with a contractor.
Speaker 1: A contractor on Florida was doing some work at a
Speaker 1: Navy seal museum on Monday and got caught trying to
Speaker 1: steal a ballistic vest. Warned by remember of the sial
Speaker 1: team states like working at the museum. But that isn't
Speaker 1: how the Tommy and Pam video got out. Tommy Lee
Speaker 1: Pam somebody working. It was a worker at the house
Speaker 1: who felt like they hadn't been paid or and release
Speaker 1: the date. No, wow, like stole the tape maybe scoop
Speaker 1: like scob. Yeah, it was like a worker though at
Speaker 1: the house who like felt like he was upset with
Speaker 1: them safe. Yeah, oh really how do you get in
Speaker 1: the safe though? Or whatever? But it ended up being
Speaker 1: a lot of things in there that But how did
Speaker 1: he get in the safe? Do we know? I think
Speaker 1: they just cracked it open, like it was him and
Speaker 1: another guy stole the middle of the nine brought it
Speaker 1: into the tru dang. I thought safe were supposed to
Speaker 1: be uncrackable. Yeah, I know a lot of tools. That's
Speaker 1: from the smoking gun. That story about the Navy seal vest.
Speaker 1: Michigan Man's lucky lottery numbers did win in four hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars in the Michigan Jackpott, So you don't play
Speaker 1: lucky numbers lunchbox because you think if you don't play
Speaker 1: them once, they'll hit and then I would have to
Speaker 1: end myself. So you do quick pick, so you would
Speaker 1: kill yourself and yourself. Yes, he's often said that if
Speaker 1: he did pick lucky numbers. Yeah, just thinking if I
Speaker 1: picked the same numbers every day or every drawing for
Speaker 1: three years and then one day I don't get a
Speaker 1: ticket and those numbers hit and it's fifty million dollars
Speaker 1: come out, that's worth ending your life. Fifty million, your
Speaker 1: kids not having a dad. I mean, yeah, where were
Speaker 1: you saying I was gonna say they would have had
Speaker 1: fifty million dollars and I called yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: would never be able to live every day I would
Speaker 1: think about it. It's just like, oh my gosh, you're
Speaker 1: such an idiot. If you guys will leave us a
Speaker 1: voicemail about this segment we're doing tomorrow, that would be great.
Speaker 1: Where did you randomly meet a celebrity and that you
Speaker 1: actually had a human moment? Can't be at a show
Speaker 1: backstage or you knew they were gonna like, where were
Speaker 1: you just randomly when a celebrity walked in or you
Speaker 1: walked in You're like, oh, hey, what's up? Jerry Seinfeld?
Speaker 1: That where did that? Let us know? Eight seven seven
Speaker 1: seventy seven, Bobby, did you guys watch the newest episode
Speaker 1: of The Magic Johnston Show. I'm about three fourths done
Speaker 1: with it. I learned something. What would you learn? I
Speaker 1: don't Does it all happen in history? Yeah, in the seventies.
Speaker 1: Can I say that something happened or would you like
Speaker 1: me not to say it? I mean, I'm gonna watch
Speaker 1: it and I don't care if you Mike, what's the
Speaker 1: rule on that of the entire show? Hold on? Like,
Speaker 1: tell me this. I didn't know about spoiler rules. If
Speaker 1: it reveals something that when I watched it for the
Speaker 1: first time, I experienced and enjoyed that part of it,
Speaker 1: then it's a spoiler. Even if it's in history, but
Speaker 1: you learned something, so it's probably a spoiler. I feel
Speaker 1: like it's a little bit of a spoiler. Have you
Speaker 1: watched it? Nob? Ye know. There's one part that I
Speaker 1: for sure wouldn't tell you that happens in the episode
Speaker 1: that I think it would really be a spoiler. My
Speaker 1: instinct does not say anything about it. Ah, how about it?
Speaker 1: How about this? And this is just sports and nerdy.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that a guy they tried to hire
Speaker 1: to be the coach. Yeah, I'm with you on it
Speaker 1: wasn't the coach, but I knew him from other things.
Speaker 1: I didn't know the lakershore to hire him be the coach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something happens on later. But um yeah, what I'm shocked
Speaker 1: about is how simple their lives were, because I guess
Speaker 1: NBA wasn't as big as it is now. They lived
Speaker 1: in league normal homes like these are legends, NBA legends,
Speaker 1: and they just lived these normal lives when they were
Speaker 1: I guess, like professional basketball players. Then Hey, Scoop, I'll
Speaker 1: take one of those sonic brought by some of these
Speaker 1: new shakes. They'd be considered shakes, right, Yes, it's like
Speaker 1: ice cream shake. And that's what I got, White cake,
Speaker 1: white cake shake. What's mine? Yellow? Yellowcake? White? I was
Speaker 1: going back and forth between yellowcake and brownie. Hey, is
Speaker 1: there a difference what you mean between yellow cake and
Speaker 1: white cake? Yeah? Other than the color. Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just didn't pick brownie, right, we didn't we have it?
Speaker 1: Is Eddie going to start this argument this argument. I
Speaker 1: never had this argument. No, he had it the other
Speaker 1: day with what's the argument that I believe it's the
Speaker 1: same flavor? They're just two different colors. And Morgan disagree.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Okay. White cake uses only or almost
Speaker 1: all egg whites. Yellow cakes get their color and more
Speaker 1: custardy flavor from using whole eggs, including the yolks, sometimes extra.
Speaker 1: Probably not a different flavor, then, no, interesting, it is
Speaker 1: a different, more custardy flavor. She just said different flavor.
Speaker 1: I don't know that's good, man, But now we know
Speaker 1: what I get. Hey, you really missed out on kang.
Speaker 1: I wanted. I should have gotten the cake. You really
Speaker 1: missed out. You know what I got? I didn't good one?
Speaker 1: Oh brownie batter. I don't know why he didn't bring
Speaker 1: you yours it's coming. Maybe because you usually get a
Speaker 1: shake anyway, Maybe because you mean to him to study
Speaker 1: found that improved confidence in a certain room in the
Speaker 1: house has been linked to better mental health. One well,
Speaker 1: do you go to a room in your house and
Speaker 1: just feel better? You're like, oh, I like to be
Speaker 1: in this room. Yeah, the bedroom, my room, okay, m
Speaker 1: my living room once I painted it green. But you
Speaker 1: said bedroom first, Eddie, what did you say? Bedroom? Researchers
Speaker 1: from this university say that there's a greater confidence found
Speaker 1: in the kitchen. You catching you feel better? Did you eat?
Speaker 1: I get Amy's eating while she's talking. You can eat,
Speaker 1: I have it. We won't talk about amounts for right,
Speaker 1: he's selling me talking to my kids. We're not gonna
Speaker 1: do that. You can still eat, Okay, We'll wait to
Speaker 1: have our our our conversation. And very excited. Um, let's
Speaker 1: see here. I'm like, we didn't just put the dishes
Speaker 1: in the sync right and not in the dishwasher? Now, Dad,
Speaker 1: let's see. Let us play voicemail number one, Raymond, please
Speaker 1: if you have it over there, hy Bobby. We just
Speaker 1: watched the Heart radio show. We just wanted to make
Speaker 1: a reference of how everybody lives sync every single song
Speaker 1: except Jesson Aldane. He stumbled over here second lyric and
Speaker 1: he still managed the show. That's country, not about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's true or not, but that's funny.
Speaker 1: That's country. I would bet you there was a mix
Speaker 1: and ending on the dancing. And sometimes it's not lip sinking.
Speaker 1: They're singing with a track and if they're dancing. They
Speaker 1: don't have to sing right then, So I don't know
Speaker 1: that that's true, but it is funny that probably Audie
Speaker 1: didn't lip sink, and that they know that because he
Speaker 1: messed up. I'm pretty funny. That's pretty funny. Let's do
Speaker 1: do we have any more? We haven't played Raymer? Now?
Speaker 1: We did that one? What about that's it? I think
Speaker 1: we played them all at some point. All right, all right,
Speaker 1: let's see. Do you ever get a text from someone?
Speaker 1: And this is one of my pet peeves now where
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, are you busy Friday? And it's like
Speaker 1: that that's all it says, yeah, And I'm like, well,
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't know, you're off. It depends what
Speaker 1: you want me to do. There's a difference in play
Speaker 1: golf or help you move, And whatever your answer is
Speaker 1: going to be, it's going to affect my answer. It's
Speaker 1: just such a hey you're around next week? Well that's
Speaker 1: an interesting question because at certain points I'm around and
Speaker 1: at certain points I'm not around. But you're so literal.
Speaker 1: My schedule will be affected based on what you want
Speaker 1: me to do. So I would rather small me hey,
Speaker 1: like on Wednesday, I have this in mind, how about
Speaker 1: we do that? Or I got a text? How you
Speaker 1: busy tomorrow? What? What? What? It depends? No, I'm not
Speaker 1: unless it's something you I would not like to do,
Speaker 1: then yes I am. Yeah. So that generic question it
Speaker 1: kind of sets you up for whatever they want. Have
Speaker 1: you got big plans tomorrow? Well? I do have some plans,
Speaker 1: they're not big. Well, great, how about this? And then
Speaker 1: if you say no, you're a jerk. No one else
Speaker 1: deals with that. You know we're going to a spiral one.
Speaker 1: I'm usually the one that asked that question, Oh you
Speaker 1: are I'm the one that says, hey, man, what are
Speaker 1: you doing on Friday? And then what are you doing? Well?
Speaker 1: I guess what I'm looking for is just a response
Speaker 1: in general, like what's up? Are you in town? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm in town. Cool? Do you want to play golf?
Speaker 1: That's kind of the conversation I'm looking I feel like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, you want to play golf on Friday?
Speaker 1: Is too? Like? I like to come right at me,
Speaker 1: let me know what you want. So what is your reply?
Speaker 1: It depends, That's what I know. But if they say, hey,
Speaker 1: you're around on Friday, what do you reply? Exactly like
Speaker 1: good question. Are you around on Friday? Uh? Some of
Speaker 1: that I am some of that, you know, sometimes I
Speaker 1: see what you're saying, yeah, because they're just setting me
Speaker 1: up to get me into something. Because if I'm around
Speaker 1: and I don't have any plans, why do I not
Speaker 1: want to go and do whatever? And sometimes I just
Speaker 1: don't want to do it. You could just say why
Speaker 1: what's up? Yeah? I do all that. Okay, sometimes I
Speaker 1: just ignore it. But well sometimes if if I been
Speaker 1: through this before, they tricked me have it like are
Speaker 1: you around on Friday? Like like, are you on Friday?
Speaker 1: Are you around on Friday? No? I asked first just
Speaker 1: let us know, do you don't have to walk us somewhere?
Speaker 1: And then we're like, yeah, we're free, And then be like, well,
Speaker 1: since you're free, then you have no reason to say
Speaker 1: no to whatever I say. So everybody's got I don't
Speaker 1: think it's mean spirited. It's just kind of way spirited.
Speaker 1: It's god annoying. Yeah, they're not looking for like a
Speaker 1: forceful way. They're looking to set you up because when
Speaker 1: you got nothing, they well, then why won't you accept
Speaker 1: what I'm saying to do? Since you got nothing? Though
Speaker 1: I've never thought that it does set up stay with me.
Speaker 1: It's an interesting communication style, one that I do not like.
Speaker 1: For now, I just reply are you around on Friday? Um?
Speaker 1: There you go. Um. I think that's it. We got
Speaker 1: our shakes. I do have a new podcast idea that
Speaker 1: I'm not going to share today, but I think I
Speaker 1: figured it out. Podcast for who, No, for what? For
Speaker 1: you exactly? No. We split ours because the situation was
Speaker 1: we were not loading it until the West Coast heard
Speaker 1: the end of the show. Well, for our friends in
Speaker 1: the East Coast, that meant they had to wait until
Speaker 1: way many hours later in their day than someone in
Speaker 1: the West Coast would. So we said, well, what if
Speaker 1: we put the first half of the show up? East
Speaker 1: Coast can take it gold post second half, you got
Speaker 1: both parts of the show. West Coast can do the
Speaker 1: same thing. Got a lot of pushback. We can't push
Speaker 1: your button twice. We didn't know our phone could hold
Speaker 1: more than one podcast, so I was getting a lot
Speaker 1: of that. So I've been trying to find a way
Speaker 1: to make everyone happy because we don't always make the
Speaker 1: best decisions. At one point, I thought, why don't we layer,
Speaker 1: Why don't on the podcast when we put up every
Speaker 1: segment in order how good they are to the end,
Speaker 1: and listener said, no, WEE don't like that. So I said, great,
Speaker 1: we did it for a while. Got's feedback changed. Last night,
Speaker 1: I was thinking a little something, and I think I
Speaker 1: have the plan. I think the plan's gonna make everybody happy.
Speaker 1: What is it? I can't tell you right now. I
Speaker 1: gotta make sure it's legal. And talked to I gotta
Speaker 1: talk to Scoop of Steven Mike after this. I sent
Speaker 1: them a message last night. I sent him a voice message,
Speaker 1: little voice memo. I said, Hey, let's talk about a
Speaker 1: podcast tomorrow. Remind me let go to the button sent it.
Speaker 1: Had that been Amy, it'd been like, hey, no, no, no, no, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm just here singing, just thinking about the show. By
Speaker 1: the way, just walked in. You will not believe what
Speaker 1: happened to her at school today. I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 1: I'll put it in some notes tonight where hey, speaking
Speaker 1: of notes, are they coming through? And it would just
Speaker 1: go on right, she just chases and then they'd be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we have a podcast to talk about. But I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even get to that part. I would have checked out.
Speaker 1: It's somewhere where the refrigerator light is even on when
Speaker 1: the doors closed, you know, when she went into thinking
Speaker 1: about that, That's why I would have probably checked out.
Speaker 1: But I sent a quick Hey, guys, remind me tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the podcast I sent one to so pouring.
Speaker 1: It's not entertainment, it's just I know. Um. Eddie also
Speaker 1: wants to do a bit switch and pick a bit?
Speaker 1: Which is is that legal? Well? I don't think it
Speaker 1: is okay, because let's be real, as time goes on,
Speaker 1: I'm forgetting what the original bit was. You know that's
Speaker 1: in trouble. Yeah, every time we tease it, I'm like, dy,
Speaker 1: someone was stealing money in your house, and you figured
Speaker 1: out the culprit. Someone was stealing money from his kid's wallet.
Speaker 1: That's been on pick a bit hasn't been picked, but man,
Speaker 1: I have a better one. But Lunchboxes is um the
Speaker 1: fact that he's been on the news. As seen him
Speaker 1: on the news? Yeah? Have anybody seen me on the
Speaker 1: news lately? Yeah, we'll do pick a bit again next
Speaker 1: week early we'll add another bit to it. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: so far no one's picked the Lunchboxes already's bits. The
Speaker 1: new bit shows up and it's all shiny, and everybody
Speaker 1: picks that one. I think they're doing it on purpose.
Speaker 1: But as well, if Ray gets back on there, I
Speaker 1: think he's gonna lose clickbait Ray click last time, like
Speaker 1: we were like, that's an amazing bit. I'm leaning towards
Speaker 1: going Eddie, but I can guarantee you this, I'm never
Speaker 1: picking lunchbox. Oh wow, wow ahead of time? Why are
Speaker 1: you why because it's just so funny to keep Oh
Speaker 1: but do you see what I'm saying? Then she shouldn't
Speaker 1: be allowed to vote if she's a tainted jeror and
Speaker 1: we know. But the thing is, I'm gonna have a vote,
Speaker 1: like who else. We're limited with people's in the vote
Speaker 1: if we if I put the pick a bit with
Speaker 1: her bit, she's out of the bit. That's true. That's
Speaker 1: what amy. If I ever get a vote, you're never
Speaker 1: getting my vote. Okay, all right, don't start this hit
Speaker 1: for tat Hey, We're gonna do that too. People were
Speaker 1: giving us a hard time on the Facebook page because
Speaker 1: why basically because we share stories giving each other a
Speaker 1: hard time, and they're like, oh well, this is getting
Speaker 1: annoying that you guys keep making fun of each other.
Speaker 1: But I think we need to remind him that this
Speaker 1: is like a family and we're like kind of sibling
Speaker 1: sometime giving each other hard times. It depends on it.
Speaker 1: They said they were mad at Morgan for tattle tailing
Speaker 1: because I'm used to Abbey's water on my fingers. He
Speaker 1: has ice cream. They're mad because we just pick on
Speaker 1: lunchbox a lot, biggest, the biggest, pick on her, most bully,
Speaker 1: biggest correct. I cannot believe people say that I have speech. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: you're just a tattletale. I was just washing my hands
Speaker 1: and you had to go tattletale. What makes me mad?
Speaker 1: People defend him with he is who he is. It's
Speaker 1: just like, okay, who I am. We all just say
Speaker 1: roots stuff because we're rude. Like it's like. It's also
Speaker 1: like when people will say anyone, like, you know, I
Speaker 1: like it, they tell it like it is. No, they
Speaker 1: just tell it in a way that you like it.
Speaker 1: It's not that someone tells it like it is. They
Speaker 1: just say it in a way that you like it.
Speaker 1: So you're like, oh, he's telling it like it is,
Speaker 1: because that's how I like. I don't tell about you specifically, Well,
Speaker 1: you're I guess it's an impression of someone on Facebook
Speaker 1: as lunchbox. Now you kind of go to that accident.
Speaker 1: That's who I picture behind all the posts. You never
Speaker 1: hear someone go I like it because did you tell
Speaker 1: it like it is? But I don't agree with them.
Speaker 1: That never happens someone who tells it like it is
Speaker 1: according to people, as someone who tells it like they believe,
Speaker 1: they tell it like it is. Again, you never even
Speaker 1: want to go. You know, I like that guy. He
Speaker 1: tells him like it is. I hate everything he's saying.
Speaker 1: I disagree with him whole heartily, but he tells it
Speaker 1: like it is. Never happens. Yeah, you don't disagree. I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say. So you guys equip
Speaker 1: me a mean to me. Oh now he's a victim.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's a nightclub in here after we leave, oh
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, Like yesterday, I worked from here for
Speaker 1: several hours and it starts to pick up a bit um.
Speaker 1: You know, there's like a few little people playing around
Speaker 1: for a little bit, but then Steve gets hardcore and
Speaker 1: starts playing all the new hits like this one by
Speaker 1: Milky Yeah, Milk Chancelky Chance. This song's Colorado. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: kind of a jam. But he turns it up and
Speaker 1: then he just but everyone's still working and he just
Speaker 1: it gets loud doing I don't even know working? Man?
Speaker 1: Was I amy? Was? I not working the whole time?
Speaker 1: But I gotta say it was fun. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: we should do this more. This is like a club
Speaker 1: what you call it? In like Hi kicks up here yesterday?
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen this scene in Friends where it's
Speaker 1: like Monica's friend and she's like, look, I can do
Speaker 1: Hi kicks? You ever seen that? I was doing my
Speaker 1: so in ninth grade, I was on the drill team
Speaker 1: for just one year because I was tired of being
Speaker 1: put in the back, like I never made front row ever.
Speaker 1: I was like, I, clearly this is not for me,
Speaker 1: So I quit the team. But I'll never forget that.
Speaker 1: That that little routine I did there on camera. I
Speaker 1: don't know, we just I don't know. We were playing
Speaker 1: the celebration song for the Haiti money and then I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, the famous dance routine. And then I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: fellow former Red Jackets from Austin Hi might follow and
Speaker 1: they could see this, and I bet they know the
Speaker 1: famous routine. This is why she real leave on a
Speaker 1: voice memo. If you guys were our instructor, this living
Speaker 1: Kathy Livingston. She that was her little routine and she
Speaker 1: would insert it into different dances, but it was always
Speaker 1: the famous yeah, and so that's the kick routine. Hey, Mike,
Speaker 1: will you look up? It's the same woman who had
Speaker 1: sex with Stiffler. What an American pie? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what is it? Jennifer Coolidge? Oh, this is it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Her name is Amanda. That's what reminded me of. She
Speaker 1: did a kick routine on Friends. Yeah. She was like, look,
Speaker 1: I can still do this, And she's like doing a
Speaker 1: kick routine for Chandler? Is she? Yeah? Her? Anyway? I
Speaker 1: mean I could still do it, though, I know that's
Speaker 1: what she said. She's like, look, I can still do
Speaker 1: a kicker, tam I mean it hurt, but and I
Speaker 1: can't go as high as I used to. But I
Speaker 1: mean forty one not bad, not bad? All right, I
Speaker 1: think we're done here. Anything else you want to say? Amy, No,
Speaker 1: all right, you'm done. I'm done. I'm sure, am I
Speaker 1: got allergy eyes, yeah, allergies are real. R all morning, allgy.
Speaker 1: This is a voice memo, want to look at you
Speaker 1: and I can't just go what wrong is that? Hungry
Speaker 1: hungry who sings rio? Uh? That's um George Michael's man. Yeah, wham. No,
Speaker 1: Duran Duran, that's it. But Hungry Eyes is not Duran Duran.
Speaker 1: It's a guy Duran. Eric Carmen, No, that's Cartman. I
Speaker 1: think it's Eric Carman. That's so named the movie. I
Speaker 1: might be wrong, but I think it's Eric Carmen, right,
Speaker 1: Eric harmon Man. Scooba was moody today, Scooba is just
Speaker 1: like yes, Eric Corman, guys, he censored me earlier, arguing
Speaker 1: he censored me earlier, and yeah, and we won't talk
Speaker 1: about that right here. But I was definitely censored by Scuba,
Speaker 1: and it is what it is. I took my I
Speaker 1: took my bumps and I said, okay, yes, sir, I'll
Speaker 1: take another. And that's how it was. Allergies probably. Um.
Speaker 1: I haven't been able to see clearly all morning because
Speaker 1: my eyes are so allergy ridden. And I've been censored
Speaker 1: by Scuba, And it is what it is. What if
Speaker 1: Scuba was a spice in here by corporate I believe it.
Speaker 1: I believe me too. Sense Yeah, like they hired him
Speaker 1: because I couldn't get quite control on us. We were
Speaker 1: not in New York or LA. And it's like we
Speaker 1: you know, we they listened kind of, but then not.
Speaker 1: So he's like reports back everything that happens here, like
Speaker 1: that's probably what's happening, because well he is because we
Speaker 1: do some shady stuff. He turns this place into a nightclub, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: because his work's done when we're not here, Yeah, turn
Speaker 1: it up. Maybe it's one of those things where he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: let me act like I'm having fun. But if these
Speaker 1: guys are having fun, they're not really working, and look
Speaker 1: at them. It's his disguise entrapment. He's trapped by giving
Speaker 1: us something and they punishing us for it's any chance
Speaker 1: or a spy scuba have a chance on an alien. No,
Speaker 1: but are you on our team or not? Oh I am.
Speaker 1: There's always this divide that you have to have in
Speaker 1: this position where you report to the programmers, but you
Speaker 1: also have to deal with your team. And there's some
Speaker 1: things that that stay with this team, and there's some
Speaker 1: things that stay with that team, and I have to
Speaker 1: figure out that line of the loyalty. And there's certain
Speaker 1: things that that we do here that are what is
Speaker 1: he talking about? Off limits? What's he talking about? I
Speaker 1: hear what he knows. He knows how to do this
Speaker 1: because he knows. I stopped listening about seven words in yeah,
Speaker 1: and he just continued and I'm l at the end,
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, cool man, And he never really answered
Speaker 1: the question. He went a straight politician question, Like what
Speaker 1: I'm saying is that if you have a basket and
Speaker 1: you're also loyal to them in different ways, but we
Speaker 1: think you're loyal to us, and they think you're loyal
Speaker 1: to them, so you're tricking us all No, because because
Speaker 1: I have I know everything, but I pick and choose
Speaker 1: where it goes because there's a reason behind it. Like
Speaker 1: I wouldn't tell them everything that we do on the
Speaker 1: corporate side, because there's some things that we keep between
Speaker 1: us that they shouldn't know about, and there's certain some
Speaker 1: things that they do need to know about because it's
Speaker 1: open information. And then there are things that we don't
Speaker 1: need to know about that they do to us. Exactly,
Speaker 1: So is he on our side? No? Yes, Yeah, it
Speaker 1: sounds like he's not. It's seventy it's seventy thirty seventy here,
Speaker 1: thirty there. Yeah, I believe that I have that's my
Speaker 1: role I have to do. That's he's supposed to do well.
Speaker 1: They did you get an email from them last night saying, hey,
Speaker 1: you should probably censor Bobby. No, okay, I didn't censor.
Speaker 1: I just I made a decision that I feel like
Speaker 1: it should be shorter interesting. All right. I don't not
Speaker 1: satisfy with that answer. I'm done telling them things, and
Speaker 1: I would put it that are you you're done helping him? Maybe? Oh?
Speaker 1: Are you holding back home? And I'm not gonna help
Speaker 1: me be going home every day? What am I going
Speaker 1: to do now? Okay? Sorry, I'm gonna be at five
Speaker 1: every day now without the hell? Are you making fun
Speaker 1: of me? It's today has seemed I have been. I've
Speaker 1: been a little crooked all day because I've got allergies
Speaker 1: and tech allergy medicine. So I felt a little crooked,
Speaker 1: Amy felt a little drunk. I have not scoop, has
Speaker 1: felt a little deep voice, tired, sensory. Um. I think
Speaker 1: I been precting crushing it today, thank you. I I've
Speaker 1: been asking the pain over here? But what hurts my stomach? Why?
Speaker 1: I don't know just paining right here on the stomach.
Speaker 1: Just you're pregnant. Maybe, I don't know. I'm just toughening
Speaker 1: it out if you could, would you have a baby
Speaker 1: out of your butt? No chance, No chance pregnant. I
Speaker 1: would never want to be pregnant in my life. No. Interesting,
Speaker 1: I've often thought I wanted to be pregnant. You don't,
Speaker 1: so I could bond with the baby. Trust me, when
Speaker 1: you're when you're around your wife and she's pregnant, you'll
Speaker 1: see how miserable it is. You won't want that pen
Speaker 1: I get that, But hm, I just feel like i'd
Speaker 1: be open to the possibility to have a baby out
Speaker 1: the butt. Nope, and I'll leave it. Why wouldn't you
Speaker 1: just get a C section? Well, that's an option, but
Speaker 1: you don't want them to not be an You don't
Speaker 1: want there to be an not an option of it
Speaker 1: coming out naturally? Yeah, correct, natural hypothetically hypothetically if that's
Speaker 1: the way I vomited out painful, But I like that.
Speaker 1: Quit's quicker, though. But if it gets hung up and
Speaker 1: you can't breathe, do you like throwing up? No? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who does? That's the worst? Sometimes somebody the other ends
Speaker 1: not bad. No, No, but yes, that's that's different though,
Speaker 1: because I've had a butt issues where I've ripped my
Speaker 1: but I get it. I get it, but a normal one.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's like, that's nice. Also, what what? How have
Speaker 1: they been more on than anybody else in the show.
Speaker 1: I feel like you've had a great show, Bobby, But
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I happened than they have. I
Speaker 1: don't feel like it. I feel like I feel like
Speaker 1: I've been funny, but I've just been I was trying
Speaker 1: to read something off the paper. No, you did say funny,
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to reach a great show. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: you said you've been funny. Okay, then you just said
Speaker 1: you didn't say that, did I say? And that's why
Speaker 1: you haven't had a good show? Amy, and he's drunk.
Speaker 1: We got a compliment and standing she starts. No from me.
Speaker 1: I want to learn what did they do? So that
Speaker 1: I can learn. I go back and listen to the tape.
Speaker 1: You'll hear it. They also have less of a space.
Speaker 1: What's you talking about with us? They also have less
Speaker 1: of we are a little crowd over. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: a bit of good desk. They also have less of
Speaker 1: us space to fill, so sometimes you don't see where
Speaker 1: you and I spotlight on and I couldn't even read
Speaker 1: earlier because like my eyes are squinny as like Eddie,
Speaker 1: can you seek his allergies? And He's like, I'm having
Speaker 1: those problems too. Yeah, so that I have a few
Speaker 1: days an allergy medicin. I'm a little crooked. I have
Speaker 1: no idea what is different about me today? Yes, I
Speaker 1: believe and Ray you can back me up on this
Speaker 1: or Sam wrong? Did Amy not just say, hey, you
Speaker 1: had a good show, you were funny? And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: you sound's funny that she goes, I didn't say you're funny?
Speaker 1: Is there any chance I just happened here? I make
Speaker 1: that up? We need to pull the tape. I said,
Speaker 1: you've had a great show, and I said, you said, Ray?
Speaker 1: Amy did say that sentence? I said, ALLERGI is getting
Speaker 1: us all looks like. I guess there's no way to
Speaker 1: hear the tape while we're doing the show. Huh, yeah,
Speaker 1: I really can't. Okay, Well, we're gonna don't worry. We'll
Speaker 1: chat we're at tomorrow, But don't don't tell us what
Speaker 1: happened today. We'll just play it back tomorrow. All right,
Speaker 1: everybody good? Yep, I mean I was really good lunchbox. Sorry, Amy,
Speaker 1: you're not on our level. Maybe tomorrow, Amy, maybe always
Speaker 1: New Day. Hey, i'm talking to myself too, New Day.
Speaker 1: I recognize that. Yeah, I know I had a good
Speaker 1: show and it was funny, accorded to Amy, But that
Speaker 1: was didn't say it was funny. I really just thought
Speaker 1: I said, you had a great show, but okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: and that was a great show and one just a
Speaker 1: good show. I feel like I had. I had a
Speaker 1: good show, just felttle crooked the whole day. All right,
Speaker 1: that's what's up. Thank you guys. That's the end of
Speaker 1: the podcast. Um, we will see you and then we're
Speaker 1: gonna get your idea. You aren't all right now? Scuba
Speaker 1: and Mike, Mike, I gotta make sure will report it
Speaker 1: to corporate immediately. Do you want Ray in that meeting
Speaker 1: since he goes to y'all's dinners in the meeting, ye
Speaker 1: put him in there. I bet he says one word
Speaker 1: that's okay, cool, pimp. We don't have we know, sounds good, pimp.
Speaker 1: We need to have a meeting. Anybody, what what do
Speaker 1: you want to meet about? I don't know. Maybe we
Speaker 1: should start meeting. I'm good, all right, we're done. One
Speaker 1: thing I want to do is meet. We're done. Bye Byebody,