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Speaker 1: Lucas about to cash in on everything America has off

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Speaker 1: and he's like twenty six. I forget about that.

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Speaker 2: He's not even an old man because.

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Speaker 1: He's got that. He's got that yokic thing where they.

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Speaker 2: Hey, he looks like ship, but he's not old.

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Speaker 1: It's hard years over there.

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Speaker 2: He was twenty six.

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Speaker 1: He got him a long way.

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Speaker 3: He missed the shot they shooting him.

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Speaker 1: Chips in your.

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Speaker 2: Ah Kawala bears are racist.

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Speaker 4: He Owes the Layer, Owes the money man turned stuff.

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Speaker 5: I can't tell me.

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Speaker 1: Aye yah yah yah yah yah yah yah.

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Speaker 2: Who that who? That who? That who?

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Speaker 5: That?

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Speaker 2: Who?

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Speaker 1: That who?

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Speaker 2: That who?

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Speaker 6: Welcome the Mama is a gentile the like to another

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Speaker 6: phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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Speaker 4: The podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets

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Speaker 4: and black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 6: And we finally worked to prove some shit. You just

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Speaker 6: trying to figure some shit out and some ship. It

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Speaker 6: don't matter what it is. We're open to some ship.

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Speaker 6: Just a couple of fellas trying to get to the

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Speaker 6: bottom of it, speaking to get to the bottom of it.

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Speaker 6: You know what, I've been thinking, this sounds crazy. I

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Speaker 6: think they gave Luca to the Lakers because of the wildfires. WHOA,

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Speaker 6: they were like, LA's down bad. We can't have Hollywood's

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Speaker 6: favorite favorite team looking bad. WHOA, go on and give

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Speaker 6: him some Luca, go ahead, give him, give him something

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Speaker 6: to believe in for a few years.

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Speaker 1: Come on, we can't have the Lakers asked out like that.

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Speaker 2: WHOA?

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Speaker 1: Because why else? Why Langston? Why did they do that?

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Speaker 4: I'll be honest. It wasn't a fair trade.

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Speaker 2: Even what he said.

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Speaker 4: And I don't pretend anymore to be like a true

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: There are those guys that like, know all the point

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Speaker 4: systems and can figure out the value of each individual play.

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Speaker 4: I'm not doing none of that. But if I am

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Speaker 4: the Dallas Mavericks, you went home and you went fuck ro.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: What did we do?

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Speaker 2: What did we do?

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Speaker 4: Would we do this other than and listen, it's cool,

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Speaker 4: it was awesome.

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Speaker 6: I'm excited. I don't really care, actually, but like I'm

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Speaker 6: would like to see what happened. I would like to

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Speaker 6: see what happened sportswise after nine to eleven. I was

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Speaker 6: not paying a lot of things.

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Speaker 4: With Yeros really stepped up in the in two thousand

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Speaker 1: Come on, come on, because it just feels crazy. It

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Speaker 6: Like I said, like you said, I'm not an expert

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Speaker 6: in any way, but it's very rare that you see

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Speaker 6: something that makes feels like it makes that little sense.

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Speaker 4: It made no sense, and it was in the dark

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Speaker 1: This night time after the tariffs.

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Speaker 4: Well, okay, this is a conspiracy. I found myself landing

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Speaker 4: on because I agree with you one hundred percent. This

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Speaker 4: felt insane. But a part of me when I think

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Speaker 4: this is answering the problem that Adam Silver has been

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Speaker 4: having with those numbers. Every week we're getting getting told

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Speaker 4: the way it's.

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Speaker 1: Supposed to be.

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Speaker 4: Every week we're being told that Adam Silver makes a

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Speaker 6: I get that. I mean, I think it's like doing

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Speaker 6: something draftic. It's like having a baby to fix the relationship.

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Speaker 6: Like this shit's going crazy. We're not gonna make it.

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Speaker 2: We gotta do something. We gotta do something. You can't

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Speaker 1: I have to keep her next to me.

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Speaker 4: But look, Luca to Luca to the Lakers, I bet you,

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Speaker 4: I bet you numbers shoot up for at least a

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Speaker 1: Brother, and then we got to deal with Los Angeles Luca.

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Speaker 6: Come on, man, that could be Luca's about to have

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Speaker 4: This dude ain't never He's never even been anywhere yet.

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Speaker 1: Noside, he's never been that.

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Speaker 2: He hasn't had time.

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Speaker 4: He's been this massive franchise player for he hasn't even

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Speaker 1: Bro, Luca. Is Luca married? I don't know, but he's

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Speaker 1: about to date Sweetie, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. He's about to be with sweety, Bro.

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Speaker 1: That's how hard he's been working.

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Speaker 6: We don't know if he's married. Come on, man, Bro,

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Speaker 6: this is It's gonna be crazy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be crazy, I hope, because like, I

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Speaker 1: I want to see what he's like. Oh, like I

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Speaker 1: want to see I want to You want to say

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Speaker 1: the true cut of his jib? Yeah? Yeah? Because this

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Speaker 1: city will destroy, man, Bro.

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Speaker 4: The amount of heroes it up here broken. Man, it's

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Speaker 2: Bro, That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: It's tough, like not even like Steve Nash couldn't cut

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Speaker 4: it in La Come on, fucking Dwight Howard and primed

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Speaker 4: to White Howard. I didn't cut it in out was

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Speaker 4: Superman Howard? Yeah no, No, it wasn't. It was right

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Speaker 4: after it was right after this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: No, this city could take the man down. No, it's bad,

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Speaker 6: but Eastern Europe is a hard place. So maybe he

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Speaker 6: rises to the What if Luca becomes the new mister

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Speaker 6: Hollywood Basketball. What if he becomes more charismatic than Lebron.

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Speaker 4: Oh, He's like, he's like Magic Johnson, but with a

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Speaker 4: silly accent.

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Speaker 1: Dog.

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Speaker 6: Because here's what I'm saying, Space Jam with Luca it's

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Speaker 6: not worse than Space Jam with.

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Speaker 2: Lebron, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Literally, even if he turned, if he turned to one

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Speaker 4: it'll still be better than what Lebron made for Space Jack.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. That movie was.

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Speaker 4: Really it was a nightmare, man, that shit sucked and

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Speaker 4: I ride for cheetle man bro I had there was

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Speaker 2: Don to No, I really did.

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Speaker 4: I watched that movie and I said, I thought you

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Speaker 4: this our form. I now know that you're willing to

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Speaker 4: cash in Hotel Rwanda and this is where the fun

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Speaker 4: you're willing to go.

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Speaker 2: All right, I still love him.

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Speaker 4: I still think he's one of the best, arguab believe,

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Speaker 4: one of the best we have as performers, as as celebrities.

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Speaker 4: In totality, he is one of the fucking best.

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Speaker 6: As Denver Citizenshillip's cousin, he.

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Speaker 2: Is the best.

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Speaker 1: But but hey, that was a bad look for everybody.

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Speaker 4: Answer for yourself a little bit.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, except for Lebron.

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Speaker 4: No, Lebron did what he was supposed to do. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: that was exactly what it was gonna be. He knew

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I can't what y'all want for me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: If y'all let me make space jam, I'm gonna make

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Speaker 6: And that's and that's all we want from Come on,

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Speaker 6: He's a big strong boy doing his best out here.

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Speaker 1: That's it's nasty though.

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Speaker 4: If Luca, if Luca suddenly takes on that new tent

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Speaker 6: I don't know how you could not. I don't think that.

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Speaker 6: I don't think you come here as an athlete of

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Well, I mean it's tough, right because Anthony Davis would

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Speaker 1: And so it's.

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Speaker 4: Hard to know how many stars we could have had

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that might just be literally a size thing, that's true.

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Speaker 2: He put him next. I'm gonna go with the.

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Speaker 4: Big guy, think the big one.

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Speaker 1: Kobe went out like that. He was waking up at

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Speaker 4: No, yeah, I mean he did moesha.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I don't know. He was trying to be cool.

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Speaker 1: Oh didn't he rap for a second. Oh, he definitely

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Speaker 4: Hey, yeah he wraps hit a whole mixtape.

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Speaker 6: I don't like that now, it was bad. You have

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Speaker 6: to you can only be so good at basketball and rap.

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Speaker 6: I think Jello hit it kind of perfect. He's where

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Speaker 1: Quite bet you could be great.

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Speaker 4: You can't be active in the league good he's I

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Speaker 4: think that's the part that that the fact that he's

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Speaker 4: like just as a human being, Right, he ain't top

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Speaker 4: the G League. But he certainly is a top you know,

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Speaker 1: And that's how good you have to be to also rap.

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Speaker 2: And he's right in the right place.

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Speaker 1: We talked about what sure, you know what I'm saying, Yeah, no,

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Speaker 6: So it's like his TVs are just big enough to

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Speaker 4: Who do you think is the best rapper that the

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Speaker 6: Damn, that is tough. I mean Master p got like

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Speaker 6: a two day contratendan you don't do that. That was

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Speaker 4: He wasn't in anybody's NBA shape, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 4: Like we didn't see him like stop down on the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this Nagle was on.

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Speaker 4: Top of tanks, which is also a shot that you

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to. I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: J Cole tried.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did he play in Africa?

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Speaker 4: But I'm I'm serving as hard as I fucking king

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Speaker 1: You don't know what's funny about that. Everybody would love

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Speaker 4: Yeah, to me, the music feels a little like the

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Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Like, right, we know too

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Speaker 1: Right, Eddie Murphy already party all the time.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, oh you know what.

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Speaker 1: No, I'd be a painter. Oh that's nice.

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Speaker 6: I would be a painter because like I had to

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Speaker 4: A product you're ready to show anybody.

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Speaker 6: I think it's like it's like it feels nice it

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Speaker 6: pain I have a gallery, and then I would like

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Speaker 6: and then I'd be like hey, CAHINDI.

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Speaker 2: Just like just put it in the back.

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Speaker 4: Hey, hey man, we got to link up.

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Speaker 1: Man, come on, you were on the pod. You were great.

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Speaker 1: Let me put it in the back.

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Speaker 4: It's I think that's smart man. Everybody everybody needs and

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Speaker 4: I want to encourage everybody listening. Everybody should think about

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Speaker 4: to escape the the fucking hamster wheel of the life

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Speaker 4: you've created.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not your passion. Not your passion, that's important to know.

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Speaker 4: Not your passion, because hopefully your life is your passion

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Speaker 4: to some extent. We pray that everybody at home is

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Speaker 1: Had exactly I'm talking about the scam.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, where like I have enough resources that I can

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah it is. It's so product lines.

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Speaker 4: It is an unreasonable thing that we ask of of

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Speaker 1: Bro, you're so lucky anyways.

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Speaker 6: Like it's like like when people get mad at people

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Speaker 6: I always get mad at with athletes that whole idea

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Speaker 6: Billy Bob. Yeah, you think I'm gonna shut up and

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Speaker 4: I want to exist, Yeah, I want to especially with basketball.

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Speaker 1: You know that shit's not gonna last.

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Speaker 2: Yeah you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Like, you've got what ten years on average, and it's

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's some short ass window of your life

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Speaker 4: it's crazy.

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Speaker 6: And it's someone who's gotten close enough to his dream

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Speaker 6: fairly to know this shit is disheartening anyways, because you

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Speaker 4: Know, I think I think there's I think there is

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 4: The fantasy is the is what inspires you, It's what

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Speaker 4: that is a fallacy because once you get there, there's responsibilities,

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Speaker 4: there's etiquette, there's there's disappointment across every fact of this ship.

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Speaker 4: You go, Okay, well it wasn't what I thought it

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and that's what I think we need to because

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Speaker 6: I don't want to just I love my job.

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Speaker 1: Baby.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a great. Yeah, it's amazing the fact that

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, And I am talking cheek about it to

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Speaker 6: I speaking at specifically what I did yesterday? Yes, which

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Speaker 1: We can get that out.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. We didn't come here to talk about your crimes.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, we It was I laughed and then

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Speaker 4: We got voicemail. Uh yeah, we have multiple voicemails, but

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Speaker 4: we have thank you to start with.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, they've been they've been. You guys have been calling in.

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Speaker 6: That's real cool. Uh some breathy, some breath the intros.

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Speaker 4: A lot of y'all are coming at us with the

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Speaker 4: the lamp. Yeah, it's it's weird vibes coming down the

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Speaker 4: old voicemail chain.

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Speaker 1: You ever do that, you ever you're like mood lighting sexually? Man,

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Speaker 1: I can't say that.

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Speaker 4: I I've done too much dabbling in the moon lighting.

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Speaker 4: Mood lighting. It's it's a lot of harsh bulls. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: it's a lot of getting to business.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, it's a lot of get it on

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Speaker 4: That was just some shit. I you know, I enjoyed

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Speaker 1: I don't really care that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really trying to stay focused.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to be trying to be a hero in

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Speaker 2: Whatever you need.

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Speaker 1: But also let's stay, let's keep eye.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I got a thing I have to focus on.

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Speaker 6: There's a finish line. Yeah, that and for me, But

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Speaker 6: I want you to get to yours first.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's more important. Oh yeah, when people.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna get mine.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna get my thinking about it on the uber

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Speaker 6: home not in the uber you made yourself. Clary shot

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Speaker 4: You gotta go back and watch an episode to know

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Speaker 4: what that means.

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Speaker 4: We we got a voicemail. It's a it's a quick one,

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Speaker 1: Let's listen to.

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Speaker 5: It now, good evening, Little Mama's and Gentiles of Life

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Speaker 5: into the New Little Nasties. This is more of a

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Speaker 5: long time, first time calling, longtime watcher and listener. But

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Speaker 5: my statement is that Jermaine Steward looks like Candice Owns.

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Speaker 5: But I would love it if you guys would have

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Speaker 7: But about that for you, God damn it, that's what

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Speaker 7: I like about this show.

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Speaker 1: Our listeners are hilarious.

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Speaker 2: They got the same hair. That's devastating hair.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's devastating thing for her, for the

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Speaker 2: Really.

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Speaker 1: Ah, first of all, want to say, man, fuck yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: they look just alike.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, they're identical.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's I mean, what if we go even deeper

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Speaker 1: Here's what I'm wondering, because youmain Stuart dead or.

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Speaker 4: I will come back and possess the soul of a

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Speaker 4: very confused black woman. Yeah, maybe he went down to

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Speaker 4: come back up and he's like, I'm gonna get you

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Speaker 4: out here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I saw the James Brown movie.

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Speaker 6: They said sometimes you got to get down to get

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Speaker 6: on that.

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00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:56,160
Speaker 1: That's hilarious. It's crazy, it's unbelievable, it's uncanny. It's uncanny

449
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:58,919
Speaker 1: when you were getting crazy. How much these look alike?

450
00:21:59,200 --> 00:22:02,160
Speaker 6: And uh, if you don't know Jermaine Stewart, he's saying

451
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 6: the famous song we Don't Have to is it called

452
00:22:04,640 --> 00:22:05,240
Speaker 6: close off?

453
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,040
Speaker 1: The song where he's saying about not fucking.

454
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I have a good time.

455
00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, dance and party yeah, oh.

456
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,640
Speaker 6: No, which is now that I'm singing it, I could

457
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 6: see you getting it to that come on, man, I

458
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,560
Speaker 6: could see I could see me because like I because

459
00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 6: here's sorry to go back.

460
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 1: I know we're back checking a little bit to get

461
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,639
Speaker 1: to you. For you to get that, you have to

462
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:30,919
Speaker 1: have like.

463
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,919
Speaker 6: A TikTok go crazy or something where it's like I

464
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:38,280
Speaker 6: saw lang Sen dancing into Jermaine Stewart, Yeah he was not,

465
00:22:39,119 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 6: and then Janet reposts it love this or like hard eyes,

466
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,480
Speaker 6: and then we don't hear anything about it.

467
00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,000
Speaker 1: Six months later.

468
00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,800
Speaker 4: Suddenly my people are making a few calls. Yep, Janice,

469
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,760
Speaker 4: people are answering a few calls, like you said, six

470
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 4: months down the line, mister, it's not the United Center, baby,

471
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:01,080
Speaker 4: mister Kerman, if you're nasty, I'm getting a little bit

472
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 4: of that Blue Ivy solo. That's exactly what I want, bro,

473
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,400
Speaker 4: That's exactly what it is.

474
00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,959
Speaker 2: You know what I mean. I don't even because it

475
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: ain't even gotta be my show.

476
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 4: I just want that moment where Jenna's like a ha,

477
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:21,640
Speaker 4: and then I go, yeah.

478
00:23:17,359 --> 00:23:20,719
Speaker 6: That could be so good. That would be dope. Uh

479
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:24,199
Speaker 6: but yeah, color this is exactly right. What do you

480
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,520
Speaker 6: what do you think about your Manjit? What do you

481
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,440
Speaker 6: think about that song?

482
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,560
Speaker 4: I I don't think it's one of It's one of

483
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 4: those songs that I don't think I had ever analyzed

484
00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 4: the lyrics for. I never put any thought into the

485
00:23:37,359 --> 00:23:41,320
Speaker 4: fact that he's telling people like don't don't fuck oh.

486
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:46,320
Speaker 4: To me, it just was like so sort of catchy.

487
00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:48,359
Speaker 1: Good yeah like music.

488
00:23:48,400 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 4: It had no meaning whatsoever.

489
00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:53,800
Speaker 6: Okay because for me, weirdly, because this was one of

490
00:23:53,840 --> 00:23:56,200
Speaker 6: the it was just on the radio stations my mom's

491
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:58,360
Speaker 6: playing all the time. This was one of those ones

492
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 6: that even as a kid, when I saw the videos, like,

493
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:04,919
Speaker 6: I don't believe him. Even as a kid, I was like,

494
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:07,080
Speaker 6: I don't know this, doesn't.

495
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 1: You thought he was lying? You thought he was fucking yeah.

496
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

497
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:21,240
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's so anti everything you know about musicians, and

498
00:24:21,400 --> 00:24:24,720
Speaker 6: he was young, right, and it was like at a time,

499
00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 6: it just seemed very anti everything. And then when I

500
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:32,280
Speaker 6: when I saw the video, I was like, I don't

501
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 6: think he wants to fuck that girl.

502
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:38,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he's fucking yeah.

503
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,919
Speaker 1: I think I think he just wants to drink some

504
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:50,120
Speaker 1: cherry wine with you, baby girl. Uh yeah.

505
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 4: I certainly the man looks too much like Handess owens

506
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 4: to have been genuinely uh heterosexual.

507
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 1: That's what and I think he.

508
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:03,879
Speaker 2: I think his demise kind of feels.

509
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,760
Speaker 4: A little bit like, right he we should say he

510
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,680
Speaker 4: died of AIDS complications yea.

511
00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: And yeah, it feels.

512
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,879
Speaker 4: Like you were a part of a community that you

513
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 4: weren't willing, willing probably able to be open about.

514
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,400
Speaker 1: And ultimately, you know.

515
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 4: A lot of pop stars their music is written for

516
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 4: them or these these Oh I didn't think about that.

517
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:26,680
Speaker 1: Maybe.

518
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,640
Speaker 4: I think a lot of times it's you know, you're

519
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:33,760
Speaker 4: a cute kid or you're like a talented person, and they.

520
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,200
Speaker 1: Go, we wrote a hit for you. And all the

521
00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:38,639
Speaker 1: straight guys probably passed on that. Yeah, they were like, no,

522
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,440
Speaker 1: wait till you hear my new ship.

523
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:49,040
Speaker 8: But then you're lying because that's the only way I

524
00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 8: have a good time. I ain't never had a good

525
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:56,919
Speaker 8: time with my clothes on. They gotta come up.

526
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 4: And if nothing else, Bobby Brown is about integrity.

527
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 9: Just now, excuse me, I gotta get to fabin fun.

528
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 6: I got these bite shorts with my name down the side.

529
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 1: Man, if we could get Bobby Brown.

530
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 4: Dog and Bobby would come kicking with us, that'd be dope.

531
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: I think he would. Yeah, I think Bobby's fun. I

532
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: bet he is. I think he's so fun.

533
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,719
Speaker 4: We gotta get we gotta get more popping before we

534
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 4: reach out to Bobby bro. Yeah, I think so, because

535
00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 4: I want him to come at his best. I don't

536
00:26:34,880 --> 00:26:37,359
Speaker 4: want him to be upset. I don't want any of

537
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:40,400
Speaker 4: these people that we speak about like with such a reverence.

538
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 4: I want them to be happy to come in here,

539
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:45,760
Speaker 4: because we've had some people I'm not so excited to

540
00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 4: come in here.

541
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got a lot of people.

542
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, a lot of Oh who thought this is gonna

543
00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 4: be different?

544
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people thought this was breakfast club too.

545
00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:08,439
Speaker 4: Look around the studio, all right, okay, a lot of

546
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 4: calls to PR firms.

547
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 10: Way, I'm trying to promote a movie. I barely see

548
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 10: my kids. Got me talking to boys, fucking boys.

549
00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:40,680
Speaker 1: I came into Alli all.

550
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,919
Speaker 2: Oh, so scary.

551
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: Going with all ladies? Oh oh no?

552
00:27:59,080 --> 00:27:59,280
Speaker 11: Man?

553
00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: Oh fuck?

554
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:03,639
Speaker 4: What was the voicemail even about? I don't even remember

555
00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:09,000
Speaker 4: any Kansas. He looks he looks just like her. She

556
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:11,879
Speaker 4: looks like him, and she's an awful, awful person.

557
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:13,760
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't feel bad making fun of him. Not

558
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: one redeemable.

559
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 4: He seemed awesome, and it's unfortunate that that he died

560
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 4: of of Uh it's such a young age of such

561
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 4: an ugly disease that now we know could have been

562
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 4: prevented by healthier communication around sex and and safety.

563
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know I liked about him. He had that

564
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: big ass hoop.

565
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 6: You never see a guy with a hoop that's too big, remember, Yeah,

566
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,400
Speaker 6: it was always like, it's like, that's a bold guy.

567
00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:43,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, hoop a little.

568
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 6: Too big, like double big ass hoops and you're like, damn,

569
00:28:46,480 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 6: you were like a prostitute, which.

570
00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: Was a word we said back then. Yeah, yeah, it's

571
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:53,959
Speaker 2: cool cool.

572
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:58,000
Speaker 6: Uh, Yeah, I love a too big hoop.

573
00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 4: Remember was it Wesley and Nujack City? Oh you thought

574
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:03,720
Speaker 4: that was too big?

575
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 1: You think he had a big ass hoop.

576
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 4: You know what my problem is, I have really teeny

577
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:12,080
Speaker 4: tiny ear lobs, right yeah, And because of that, I

578
00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 4: can't really do a hoop in general. They just hang

579
00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:18,120
Speaker 4: to it like hangs loose.

580
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:20,920
Speaker 1: Than it because that does look like a woman's ear.

581
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:23,360
Speaker 4: It looks like a woman's ear, and more importantly, it

582
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 4: looks like you're sick.

583
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:26,520
Speaker 1: Okay, you know what I mean.

584
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,680
Speaker 4: Like it really makes it look like I'm not all

585
00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 4: the way well when you're like hoop ain't in the

586
00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 4: right way.

587
00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 1: I need you to be open to what I'm gonna

588
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:38,000
Speaker 1: ask you right now. I'm ready and I'm willing. This

589
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: is gonna sound crazy.

590
00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:44,680
Speaker 6: I ask to learn because you are light skinned, Yeah,

591
00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 6: do you worry about looking sick?

592
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,160
Speaker 1: Often?

593
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 4: Not because I'm light skinned, because you're thin.

594
00:29:54,600 --> 00:29:55,000
Speaker 1: I think.

595
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 4: I think thin is a factor.

596
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 1: Nobody ever thinks fat people are sick. No one.

597
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: So funny.

598
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: Now, I never thought of never one, not one day

599
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: with somebody like you gotta call.

600
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 4: I always say to myself, Now, they got too much

601
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 4: neutrals through their veins.

602
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 1: Whatever is needed to fight off an ample mouth. Listen,

603
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: some of us got an army, some of us got

604
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:33,160
Speaker 1: a fleet.

605
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,120
Speaker 2: You know that's funny.

606
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,480
Speaker 1: Because even me I never seen the fact. I was like, oh.

607
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's all that.

608
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:48,160
Speaker 2: No, you gotta be better.

609
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not great that.

610
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 4: I think a lot about going bald. It hasn't happened,

611
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,400
Speaker 4: Thank god. I think you're kind of pastor. I was

612
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,840
Speaker 4: gonna you know, time is a time is a nasty cruel.

613
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,600
Speaker 4: I don't I don't know when and if it'll ever happen,

614
00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,200
Speaker 4: but I pray you know it'll be You're not even

615
00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 4: though not at all.

616
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, same, same, but I will my my.

617
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,479
Speaker 4: My biggest fear is that if I go bald and

618
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 4: I'm not like buff, I'm I'm in a bad way,

619
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 4: you know what i mean.

620
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 1: Oh interesting, Yeah, I never thought about it.

621
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:29,239
Speaker 4: I gotta really go the rock route if it like,

622
00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 4: tighten everything. Otherwise you do look kind of you know

623
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:33,800
Speaker 4: what I mean, You start to look a little sick

624
00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 4: to me.

625
00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you just look old so fast, so fast.

626
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 1: Bald it does people up.

627
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, it hits people hard. So you know, I'm gonna

628
00:31:42,120 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to get on my chamar more my

629
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,040
Speaker 4: ll cool J. They're a prime example, plenty of examples.

630
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 1: I'd be forgetting. He's the goatee is so thick. Yeah,

631
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:56,200
Speaker 1: it's so everything so thick. Black.

632
00:31:56,360 --> 00:31:58,000
Speaker 4: It's it's headphone black.

633
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,040
Speaker 1: It's the color. He dies it. He's doing good. We

634
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: get him on. I saw him coming through the J headline, which, man,

635
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 1: doesn't that seem good? Man? That's fun. It's like maybe

636
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: it used.

637
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 6: To be doing stand up comedy on the Conan O'Brien

638
00:32:10,800 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 6: show was like the thing I wanted the most.

639
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, now they got that Jay headline. I want to

640
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 1: do that. Ed Jay headline. I want to hear what

641
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: song they sing? Tell your story?

642
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,840
Speaker 2: You know I don't know it.

643
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 4: Yeah. The practice is acting surprise there even though you

644
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 4: knew this was about to happen, because you've seen all

645
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:33,360
Speaker 4: the videos.

646
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: Take lessons for you for weeks.

647
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: Since I booked this ship, Since I booked this.

648
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 7: Ship, I hired a private core. I'm not gonna help

649
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 7: me look cool. Yeah, I just walked out of the

650
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 7: dressing room with the capon. Yeah, absolutely right.

651
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:53,080
Speaker 4: I stuffed my pants a little bit, so there's something

652
00:32:53,120 --> 00:32:54,320
Speaker 4: showing in my Selex.

653
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: Come on that Jay.

654
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,200
Speaker 1: That that's a kick maker. You get the headline. You

655
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,360
Speaker 1: gotta do it right or if you blow it. Terrence

656
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: Howard with that little ponytail.

657
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 4: You gotta do it right or you don't do it

658
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 4: at all. No, I feel you.

659
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's important. We should take a break.

660
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 4: All let's take a break and when we come back,

661
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,640
Speaker 4: maybe we'll do one more voice man, Yeah, we got

662
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,560
Speaker 4: another one, all right? More David more Langston More. My

663
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 4: mama told me.

664
00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 1: You could pet this dog.

665
00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 5: Me.

666
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:38,560
Speaker 2: No, I don't.

667
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 6: Here's the thing, man, here's the thing about me. Sometimes

668
00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 6: the charisma outpaces the brain and then you're just on.

669
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 1: The ride, right, you know what I mean? All Right?

670
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,880
Speaker 1: That happens to me often. I like that. Yeah, that's

671
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 1: a good way to live.

672
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Speaker 2: It's the way that I've chosen.

673
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Speaker 4: Well, the alternative, I guess would be that the charisma, uh,

674
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 4: the the the the brain far out paces the charisma,

675
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:07,880
Speaker 4: and then you doubt every choice.

676
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 6: Well, that's happening in real time as well. So then

677
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:13,120
Speaker 6: it's just I take a lot of shots I'm not

678
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:17,279
Speaker 6: sure about. Okay, Yeah, I think that's better.

679
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,640
Speaker 1: All right. I just I'm happy for you, and I

680
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:22,279
Speaker 1: hope you're happy for yourself. Me too.

681
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 4: Man, we got another voice.

682
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:26,000
Speaker 1: Man, let's listen to.

683
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 2: So funny.

684
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:30,920
Speaker 1: Man, that's a good one.

685
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:36,799
Speaker 11: I've even in Lengthston. My name is Kendall. So this

686
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 11: week's mini episode is what made me think of my

687
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 11: mom saying this, and it's just so terrible because she

688
00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,839
Speaker 11: said it after a friend's mom passed away. But we

689
00:34:46,840 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 11: were kind of just ruminating over why do what does

690
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 11: it seem like the good people die early and like

691
00:34:53,239 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 11: people who aren't good live a really long time, And

692
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Speaker 11: she was like, I feel like that's God giving them

693
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 11: time to get right with the world before they pass on,

694
00:35:04,920 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 11: and good people. They've already been good, so they can

695
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Speaker 11: just go ahead and go. So, yeah, that's that's what

696
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Speaker 11: I have. Thank you, and uh yeah, out being a

697
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 11: little mama.

698
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Speaker 1: Okay, let me tell you what I hate about this.

699
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm sick of God putting the onus on us

700
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 6: for his mistakes. You fucked him up. Now I gotta

701
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 6: deal with his badass for extra years. Like, that's not

702
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:30,080
Speaker 6: my problem, that's your problem God.

703
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Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.

704
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Speaker 4: You're saying that God made them bad in the first place.

705
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 4: So so why is it somehow our responsibility to have

706
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:42,240
Speaker 4: these bad people on earth.

707
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,280
Speaker 6: I'm having a hard enough time being a good guy, yeah,

708
00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 6: dealing with all the other you know what I'm saying, Like,

709
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 6: it's just like, why is that my responsibility?

710
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah?

711
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 4: I've always struggled with the question of good and bad

712
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 4: as it relates to God. Like, yeah, I think this

713
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:03,759
Speaker 4: weird like morality that we've created for our own survival

714
00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 4: is not necessarily what God is like functioning under.

715
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Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean, if we're gonna get deep into it,

716
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 6: I don't think it can be because then everything becomes

717
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,880
Speaker 6: this like because then there's a sliding scale of like

718
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 6: what you're supposed to be right, and everybody's trying to

719
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 6: work towards that, and it seems like, I don't know,

720
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Speaker 6: That's not how I've seen the world to work.

721
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, what are y'all expecting that every time somebody dies? Unfortunately,

722
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 4: he's upset about it? God is God is up there?

723
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Speaker 9: Like fuck, fuck fuck I killed Jermaine Stores.

724
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Speaker 2: Fuck.

725
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: Also he already knew.

726
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:45,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, no, I don't know.

727
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Speaker 6: As Also, if the bad people who go against him

728
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,080
Speaker 6: he knows what's gonna happen, then what was the point

729
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,560
Speaker 6: of making them in the first place? What was the

730
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,560
Speaker 6: point of all the like, then it's like, then he

731
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 6: is just really fucking with us for no reason.

732
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Speaker 1: I don't like that.

733
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Speaker 11: Yeah.

734
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Speaker 4: No, I think at best, we're like we're an extra

735
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 4: life and an unlimited game of Mario.

736
00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean.

737
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Speaker 6: Also, part of me feels like I think, maybe you

738
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 6: don't have to be but I feel like at some

739
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 6: point in getting older, being like mean and shitty kind

740
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 6: of serves you better, Like where it's just like, nope,

741
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,319
Speaker 6: fuck y'all, I'm doing what I want.

742
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Speaker 1: I'm ninety five years old. Yeah, well you're like, oh,

743
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:28,200
Speaker 1: I love you. I'm hoping you. I think about.

744
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:33,759
Speaker 4: I think about how hard it would be obviously for

745
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:37,480
Speaker 4: people to like adopt these new ways of thinking that

746
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 4: young people are demanding of older people. But then I

747
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 4: think about, like how much more difficult it would make

748
00:37:44,719 --> 00:37:46,160
Speaker 4: their everyday lives.

749
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Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

750
00:37:47,239 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 4: Like, obviously it's hard emotionally to reconsider your language and

751
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 4: like uh, and how you speak about certain communities. But

752
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 4: it's not impossible, Right, that's manageable. But then you think about,

753
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 4: like how literally having to think about that ship or

754
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 4: change the way you talk changes what little community you

755
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 4: have left, right, like snatches away the friends that you had,

756
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 4: snatches the way the comforts that you've lived under.

757
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:17,719
Speaker 6: Because now you're eighty, you go you play basketball at

758
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 6: the wire or whatever. And now you're saying they them

759
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Speaker 6: and they don't want to.

760
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 4: They Then now you can't blame Now they're like, hey, man,

761
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:26,919
Speaker 4: you gotta you gotta stay at home.

762
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Speaker 5: Dog.

763
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, look man.

764
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Speaker 4: You're cool. We've we've enjoyed you, but this ain't this

765
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 4: ain't it no more?

766
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Speaker 1: Damn Yeah, that's brutal. I never thought about it in

767
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Speaker 1: that way.

768
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Speaker 4: It seems like too much of a cost for an

769
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Speaker 4: older person in some ways. And to your point, it

770
00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 4: feels like, yeah, I just you.

771
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Speaker 1: Say I'm a bad guy. Find I'm a bad guy,

772
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: because it.

773
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Speaker 6: Does seem like embracing whatever it is you are, Like,

774
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 6: it does seem like one thing that older people have

775
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 6: I think a lot are They're like.

776
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Speaker 1: Hey, I am who I am? Yeah, Like like I

777
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:01,920
Speaker 1: think that's kind of we can do.

778
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Speaker 6: We can I think we can kind of say that

779
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 6: across the board through different types of people and socio whatever.

780
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Speaker 1: It's like, that's kind of old people are like, nah, nah,

781
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Speaker 1: you know.

782
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Speaker 4: As much as I yearn there there are times where

783
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 4: I find myself yearning for, like for the feelings of youth, right,

784
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:25,120
Speaker 4: like being able to go back and enjoy parties and

785
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:28,280
Speaker 4: be outside the way that I was at certain points

786
00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 4: in my life, there's no part of me that would

787
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Speaker 4: trade it for like having to relearn myself. Yeah you

788
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:37,920
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like through so much shit, I

789
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 4: can't handle going back and having to like be dumb

790
00:39:41,320 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 4: about who I am.

791
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Speaker 6: Because that certainly is kind of every time I most

792
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Speaker 6: times I ever got tripped up in a bad.

793
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Speaker 1: Way, it was me not behaving in a way that

794
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 1: was fully me.

795
00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 4: It was just me not being honest about who I am,

796
00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 4: and now I'm in some dumb shit.

797
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm in this car.

798
00:40:02,160 --> 00:40:05,680
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm in this basement.

799
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,399
Speaker 1: For some people, I'm scared. Yeah.

800
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Speaker 4: Oh I would have yeah let me out? Yeah yeah

801
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 4: trade yeah yeah.

802
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Speaker 2: No.

803
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Speaker 4: I I think I think it's not worth it. And

804
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 4: so I think for older people, as unfortunate as it

805
00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 4: is for like the greater good of society, for them

806
00:40:33,719 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 4: it's like, no, I figured out who I am.

807
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, And I think obviously maybe that's the issue that

808
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,560
Speaker 6: we have with them, is that they don't. They're not

809
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,720
Speaker 6: as malleable in their personalities and stuff.

810
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 4: It's it's extremely frustrating, and I think it's extremely harmful

811
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 4: to the greater good of society. And so I think

812
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 4: let's take away their votes.

813
00:40:56,840 --> 00:40:59,279
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like we're not doing good

814
00:40:59,360 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 1: right now.

815
00:41:00,239 --> 00:41:00,880
Speaker 2: As a people.

816
00:41:00,920 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 4: We should be coming together discuss how we can cut

817
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 4: the voting age after a certain point. I think certainly

818
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 4: fifty five seems reasonable to me.

819
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,720
Speaker 1: I feels young.

820
00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't care cut him off because all my

821
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 4: heroes that turn fifty five are are duds now, So

822
00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 4: I'm good fifty five.

823
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:19,440
Speaker 1: Cut it off.

824
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:23,080
Speaker 4: Anybody in between, there gets a full vote everybody else.

825
00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:26,279
Speaker 4: You gotta figure it out. Damn you just see the results.

826
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: Damn no votes for olds. I don't.

827
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:30,879
Speaker 4: I don't like the way y'all vote. So no, all right,

828
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:33,760
Speaker 4: it don't feel like it's thinking about me in my future.

829
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Speaker 2: It's not that.

830
00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:37,240
Speaker 1: It's thinging about the past.

831
00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 4: That's all I need.

832
00:41:38,239 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 1: You're thinking about Jamaine Stewart, We're thinking about Candice Sown.

833
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:50,839
Speaker 2: That's only true. It was crazy. That's so nuts, That's

834
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Speaker 2: all it is.

835
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Speaker 9: They're being like the person with that face that I.

836
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 2: Knew it was a fine young man.

837
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't mind her. You mean that boy

838
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 1: he doesn't want.

839
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:01,920
Speaker 4: Time.

840
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:03,800
Speaker 1: I'll vote with him.

841
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that Cherry Wine.

842
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,960
Speaker 1: Enthusiasm, no pirate hoop hearing.

843
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 6: Come on, they still think it's Jermaine's kandas that's baby

844
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 6: Yeah because gender politics.

845
00:42:13,840 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: Fuck. I think we did it. We fuck, we did it.

846
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, we really covered a lot of ground.

847
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:21,680
Speaker 4: God damn, tell the people where they can find you.

848
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: Cool guy jokes eighty seven on Instagram, Patreon, dot com,

849
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Speaker 1: backslash David Bori by my Special Birth of a Nation.

850
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Speaker 1: March first, the Carco Theater in Renton, Washington, March fourteenth,

851
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: The comedy Commonwealth, And man, I thought it was in Cincinnati.

852
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:41,160
Speaker 1: It's across the river in some town in Kentucky. Look

853
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Speaker 1: at it.

854
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Speaker 6: Just look up Comedy Commonwealth. David Bori March fifteenth, Comedy

855
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Speaker 6: Corner Underground in uh Minneapolis.

856
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 4: Okay, so so Kentucky not Cincinnati.

857
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:56,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's like it's it's just the rivers right there.

858
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:57,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

859
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,120
Speaker 1: I'm trying to pull up to that aquarium too. Let

860
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 1: me know, is there an nice aquarium?

861
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 6: Yeah, the the on the Kentucky side. Okay, Yeah, I

862
00:43:03,719 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 6: went there last time I played Go Bananas.

863
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,319
Speaker 1: Was a lot of fun. Okay, do you ever go

864
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:08,879
Speaker 1: to the aquarium when you're on the road.

865
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Speaker 4: Been a few times. Yeah. I like the aquarium.

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Speaker 1: That's what I like about getting older on the road

867
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: becomes like, actually, what interesting thing this town has and

868
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:21,000
Speaker 1: not I'm gonna try to have sex.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah, that that is nice.

870
00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:29,200
Speaker 4: I like the aquarium because I never feel like I'm

871
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Speaker 4: getting the bad version of it.

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00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,759
Speaker 1: That's yeah, you know what I mean.

873
00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 4: Like the aquarium always feels like, well, it's I wasn't

874
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:37,479
Speaker 4: gonna see this ship anywhere else.

875
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, you know what I mean.

876
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 4: You're not gonna walk into a different restaurant and they

877
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 4: have as good of a display of fish.

878
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:46,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point.

879
00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:48,439
Speaker 4: So it's like, no, you don't gotta have a whale chart.

880
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: I'm cool.

881
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would like to see it. I'd love to

882
00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:54,040
Speaker 4: see it. That'd be awesome if y'all got that. But

883
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:56,279
Speaker 4: but if you just got like a little sick uh,

884
00:43:57,160 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 4: a little sick clownfish got out.

885
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:05,239
Speaker 6: Yeah, this Wednesday, what I got to do. I'm in Cincinnati.

886
00:44:05,280 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 6: I only eat chili on spaghetti.

887
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:11,919
Speaker 4: Yeah. You can follow me at Langston Kerman on all

888
00:44:11,960 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 4: social media platforms and you can see me. February twenty second,

889
00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 4: I'll be in Vancouver for the Just for Last Festival,

890
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:25,840
Speaker 4: and then March twenty seventh through the twenty ninth. I

891
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 4: know I said twenty ninth through the thirty first. Previously

892
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Speaker 4: I was wrong. It's twenty seventh through the twenty ninth.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna be in in Vermont at the Vermont Comedy Club.

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Speaker 4: I would love to see y'all there. Send us your

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Speaker 4: gmail dot com. Call us at eight four or four

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Speaker 4: Little moms by the merch rate and subscribe rate, subscribe,

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Speaker 4: love on each other, Take your clothes off, I have

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Speaker 4: a good time. Bye bitch. Why are you ghee?

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Speaker 5: Who says?

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Speaker 1: I'm gey you a gee?

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Speaker 4: My Mama Told Me is a production of Will Ferrell's

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Speaker 4: Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcasts.

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Speaker 1: Greeted and hosted by Langston Kreklin, co hosted by David Bori.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Will Farrell, Hansani and Olivia Akilon.

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Speaker 4: Co produced by Bee Wayne.

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Speaker 1: Edited and engineered by Justin Kopfon, music by Nick Chambers,

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Speaker 1: artwork by dogon Ka.

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Speaker 4: You can now watch episodes of My Mama Told Me

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Speaker 4: to our channel.