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Speaker 1: This is a headgun podcast. Who's that knocking at the door.

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Speaker 1: It's all your friends, you filthy horse. Your husband's gone

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Speaker 1: and we've got books and a bottle of wine to kill.

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Speaker 1: It's books, It's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoirs, Martinis. Clebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club, Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity Book Club,

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Speaker 1: tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. No, boys

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Speaker 1: are Alloud, celebrit Book Say it Loud and Cloud Celebrity

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Speaker 1: Book Club. Buzzman. I brought the queer Poe Hey best

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Speaker 1: friend Na. Oh my god, Oh my god. This is

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Speaker 1: what we've been waiting for for our entire lives. I

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Speaker 1: really have never been this excited for anything in my life. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're about to do a call an episode the first

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Speaker 1: time in CBC history. We are listening to your voice

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Speaker 1: and house. We're gonna answer your voicemails. We're gonna talk

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Speaker 1: about them, We're gonna answer them, and then we're gonna

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Speaker 1: hang up savagely. I just watched this movie last night

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Speaker 1: called Hanging Up. Oh I finished it? Well okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because you can't always finish the movie and one go

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Speaker 1: oh no, sometimes let's start here and there. Anyway, it

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Speaker 1: was super inspiring. It was just about sisters calling and

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Speaker 1: hanging up. Is it weirdly like two hours and twenty

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Speaker 1: like almost two hours. Yeah, that's a great length. Oh yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: movies these days in the heights, you know, Spider Man whatever.

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Speaker 1: Hours later, you're still sabato. No thanks, wet bath breaks.

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Speaker 1: Um wait, and it was a recco, super recco. I mean,

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Speaker 1: not like a ton happens, but definitely recco. Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: move on. Let's move on to the voicemails. Let's go Okay,

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Speaker 1: let's do this. Let's fucking do this, ring ring. He

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Speaker 1: reached Lillian Steven. Hey, this friend, I am so glad

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Speaker 1: you have a hotline because I have a pressing question

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Speaker 1: involving the property others. So, I grew up in far

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Speaker 1: North Dakota, and I don't know if you remember seeing

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Speaker 1: these TMZ headlines of when they were involved in a

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Speaker 1: bar brawl in an Irish bar called Dempsus in downtown Bargo. Actually,

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Speaker 1: one of my friends called the TMZ tip line to

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Speaker 1: So I have a couple of questions because I haven't

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Speaker 1: had the pleasure of reading it takes two. One do

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Speaker 1: they discuss the barb brawl in the book and what

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Speaker 1: in a bar brawl? Which brother? And you can include

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Speaker 1: the third brother list in Las Vegas with a crazy here.

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Speaker 1: All right, well, Buddhas, thank you so much for recall. Yeah, Virgo,

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Speaker 1: I'm obsessed. This was not covered in the book. They're

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm imagining someone else was like, Oh, you're

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Speaker 1: come into our town and you try to renovate a

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Speaker 1: So I want to say that it was Yeah, I agree,

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Speaker 1: miss magician, because like that's a magician to get so

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Speaker 1: defensive and really angry. He's just like a little bit

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Speaker 1: I just feel like brother wise, Jonathan is so the

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Speaker 1: But Jonathan's the one that's I mean, you want to

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Speaker 1: go lastic story, The slightly fatter brother gets into a

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Speaker 1: insane fargate. I'm also obsessed that your friend is the

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Speaker 1: Um the Fable podcast I was inspired by Lily posting

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Speaker 1: tell me which celebrity either from or like character from

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Speaker 1: What's gonna la? No, it's so random. They're like, there

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Speaker 1: fight I've ever had with my boyfriend, and it's been

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Speaker 1: two syllable versus three syllable preference there is a little

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Speaker 1: And it kind of all across the board for both pronunciations.

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Speaker 1: think I was thinking, like caramel is more like British

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Speaker 1: think I bet Midwesterners also say like caramel. They may it,

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Speaker 1: may it. Maybe it's like Carmel Atlanta. I think is Carmel. Well,

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Speaker 1: there is a town in California called Carmel, and maybe

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Speaker 1: but I think they say caramel in a normal way.

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Speaker 1: Caribbean versus Caribbean. Yeah, I mean I will say say both.

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Speaker 1: Actually I think that Caribbean is like more colonizy to me,

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Speaker 1: nine per person, all inclusive, Like that's Caribbean. Where it's like,

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Speaker 1: snooty and so yes, maybe I do think caramel's more pretentious,

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Speaker 1: but it's just more fun to say things than more syllables,

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Speaker 1: be obsessed. Did you ever eat carmelos or carmelo It

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Speaker 1: I'm Miles, I love the pod. I just wanted to say, um,

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Speaker 1: their stuff. I met your producer because accidentally the line

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Speaker 1: And the other thing is, UM, I have a random

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Speaker 1: see if anyone else have this thing happened to them

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Speaker 1: where one time I was smoking bed in Baltimore and

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Speaker 1: there was a guy who came up to me and

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Speaker 1: like offered me enjoying and I was like, sure, let's smoke.

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Speaker 1: And I later found out it was under Biden. Yeah, wild,

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Speaker 1: Maybe find someone else love a pod you guys do

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Speaker 1: could work speculate, Yeah, Jaws dropped, Gag good Way is

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Speaker 1: just out there literally just around, just well, just well

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Speaker 1: walk up to anyone hunter walking Biden. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I could go hang on DC for a while and

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Speaker 1: maybe something would happen. Yeah. I think if we just

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Speaker 1: kind of walk around, it's like if you hang out

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Speaker 1: at a park. Remember that time that I almost got

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Speaker 1: and the parking lot of a police station DC. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: in a Corolla. I think it was a Corolla. I

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Speaker 1: mean that is one of your iconic All these lights

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Speaker 1: start flashing, and the cop part like comes in and

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Speaker 1: we were just like, oh, we were just making out.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know why like a blow drive

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Speaker 1: is illegal. But and then he was like, okay, well

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Speaker 1: police station. Okay, So it wasn't that you can make

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Speaker 1: out or blow It's more just like you're in a

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Speaker 1: parking lot of a police station. Really came up here

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Speaker 1: to like steam up this Corolla and the parking lot.

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Speaker 1: It's very like America, Like that is so America's dumbestromidals,

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Speaker 1: America's dumbest fagots. Okay, that is a coffee table book.

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Speaker 1: But you know, got off with a warning or whatever.

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Speaker 1: So you finished, I want to say, neither of us finished,

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Speaker 1: but babe, and I'm not sure if this is my

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Speaker 1: and it was like, oh, and then you're swallowing because

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Speaker 1: choice would be spit it in the CoP's face. Yes,

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Speaker 1: come all over this DC cop. And then it's actually

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Speaker 1: on her Biden being like, can I stay in your

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Speaker 1: car to night? Sorry? My homeless woman best friend actually

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Speaker 1: just like has the keys to my place and I

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Speaker 1: can't get in. I think she's passed out. It's sleep

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Speaker 1: here just one night. Thank you for your call. That's

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Speaker 1: epic gossip. I'm sure we could do some investigative journalism.

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Speaker 1: And that has happened to a lot of people. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to I mean, no one, I've talked to you personally,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, it's not happening yet. But yeah, please, um

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Speaker 1: let us. Have you smoked with Hunter or have you

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Speaker 1: fuck Hunter? Have you seen Hunter? I mean I thought

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Speaker 1: I saw him drinking a beer in Brooklyn Heights a

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Speaker 1: but like, wouldn't he I'd be absolutely yes, he's like

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Speaker 1: I'm a clump kid. Um, my name is Paul. I

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Speaker 1: writing a biography of each or both of you at

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Speaker 1: the same time that someone else We'll be doing CBC

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Speaker 1: podcast at that point the movie So fucking Old and Wrinkled? Uh,

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Speaker 1: what do you wear? What do you eat? How do

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Speaker 1: Meet comedy drama of BBC the musical Love Wow, Thank you, Paul,

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Speaker 1: Thank you Paul. I feel like some of these Christians

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Speaker 1: are feeling very like like an interview on like cinispace

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Speaker 1: so first it's wow segments on us of our future,

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Speaker 1: these like these like inherits our podcast when we're old

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Speaker 1: that's cool, Like we pass it down kind of in

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Speaker 1: like a Wheel of Fortune Jeopardy type of way, exactly

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Speaker 1: if our Ken is going to be like so perspective

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Speaker 1: and really nailing our you know, don't you think we're

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Speaker 1: choosing someone who's like, who's such a brilliant observant minds?

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Speaker 1: Would we give them our podcast? I feel like at

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Speaker 1: out of our control, and it's like our pockets will

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Speaker 1: be eighty percent control by infastors and Data is handling,

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Speaker 1: Fate is handling in It's just like they're mostly based

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Speaker 1: in China. Our grandnieces are losing rights to our CPC estate. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: it's producers. Meg's like great granddaughter who's running the estate

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Speaker 1: and like he passed and his family was trying to

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Speaker 1: get their hands on it for a while, and there's

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of legal drama about it. So that's

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Speaker 1: why I'm not so confident in our legal stuff. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: thank you for calling it as it is that it's

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Speaker 1: straight to DVD, because I think we'll obviously referred to

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Speaker 1: DVD and the big DVD heads over here. Yeah, our

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Speaker 1: special will be Um anyway, let's just do who will

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Speaker 1: play us once we've gotten famous. I mean the body

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Speaker 1: that I'm going for the gym right now is Timothy

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Speaker 1: don't know if you ever saw no, but I know

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Speaker 1: Timothy right, you can imagine, and I mean he's very

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Speaker 1: is quite thin, but he's a little more like toned

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Speaker 1: in that movie because he's like a king. Kings are

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Speaker 1: like bigger, okay, to gain like veal weight. Yeah, he

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Speaker 1: has a little bit of veal weight on him. I

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Speaker 1: remember had veal. Really, you know, I'm a huge feel fan.

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Speaker 1: I've never really heard you talk about timid Ta. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: It's not well to me obviously, Like it's a little

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Speaker 1: in that that genre of conversation that we referred to

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Speaker 1: as girls who like the Sopranos, which is like kind

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Speaker 1: of not my thing. So well, well, it's also the

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Speaker 1: lesbian version because I feel like there was a pair

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Speaker 1: where all lesbians got the Timida, and I think again

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Speaker 1: bringing back to when I got my famous haircut in February,

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Speaker 1: is like people were like, oh, get the Timida, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not going to be just like

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Speaker 1: any other fucking lesbians. I bring day. Oh yeah, I did.

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Speaker 1: I bouffanted today because it's wicked hot out and I

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Speaker 1: Lily in the house, soft pants Lily. Yeah, who would

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Speaker 1: play you? Who would play me? I was Jeff Bridges.

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Speaker 1: He was on my hair mood board, Jeff Bridges at

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Speaker 1: the Oscars. I mean not to be so would it

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Speaker 1: be so like Natalie Apartment and she's winning an oscar

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Speaker 1: I And it's like, I'm not trying to get Natalie

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Speaker 1: Apartment like canceled, like when Scar Joe is going to

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Speaker 1: play that like nineteen twenties like famous like trans Gangster? Right,

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Speaker 1: we did she ever play that? Or she like no?

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Speaker 1: They like she bowed out because she realized, um, well

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Speaker 1: I was gonna be so twitter girls primer when I

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Speaker 1: was gonna say him scandal Phoenie's son. Yeah, and he's

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Speaker 1: playing him and some like young Tony and some reboot.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, cool stuff. I'm trying to think of

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Speaker 1: now like child actors randomly because I'm like, we're like,

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Speaker 1: who who will play us? Like Natalie Partment is gonna

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Speaker 1: be like eighty She's got a young face though. I'm

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Speaker 1: just like, okay, I want um Chavon from Maraby's Okay,

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Speaker 1: nailed it. I agree, done. Thank you so much for

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Speaker 1: your call. Next, Hey, guys, I love you both. Stephen,

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Speaker 1: I saw you at Dover Street EE a week with

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Speaker 1: your mom, and I have read an eye contact because

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Speaker 1: I enjoy all your content, so obviously I never want

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Speaker 1: to see or speak with you anyway. Sorry, boring asked question.

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Speaker 1: what are your adjutive of books in general, like celebrity

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Speaker 1: or otherwise another any books that you claim to have

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Speaker 1: read but have it? Wow, I'm so seen Wow McDonald street.

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Speaker 1: I can't walk out of my guard and I'm apart

631
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Speaker 1: with I'm being clocked my ga. Guys, you really can't

632
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Speaker 1: um now, I guess me you know me too? Um? Well,

633
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: I mean you got I thank you so much for

634
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:07,320
Speaker 1: not coming back to me and respecting my privacy. Although

635
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: my mom with his family, that would have been really

636
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Speaker 1: I feel like my mom would have been very impressed

637
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 1: by that. That would have been kind of cool. She

638
00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: would have been talking about it all day. She'd be like, Steven, God, recognize, doc, Doc,

639
00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:23,279
Speaker 1: did you tell? Did you tell what happened at the store? No? No, Steve,

640
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,399
Speaker 1: And it would make her really believe that this little

641
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 1: podcast we're doing. Yeah, so actually, yeah, if you see

642
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: Steven with his mom, absolutely, I mean obviously she would

643
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 1: have forgotten about it but the next day. But that's cool.

644
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 1: Privacy is amazing. Honestly, I'm kind of like anti literate,

645
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:42,319
Speaker 1: Like I'm always like saying that I hate books, then

646
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,160
Speaker 1: I don't read, So I definitely wouldn't claim to read

647
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 1: a book that I haven't read. Yeah, I don't think

648
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: you will lie about that. Yeah, what's your favorite book

649
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:55,719
Speaker 1: besides To Kill a Mockingbird? Off? Of course number one,

650
00:39:56,200 --> 00:40:01,279
Speaker 1: number two? The Bible? Um favorite book? Okay, I mean

651
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: I have a few. I'll just about some off. Yeah,

652
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:09,200
Speaker 1: it's your past, go for it. Okay, um, Okay, I

653
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:11,319
Speaker 1: do love this kind of a trendy book. Now, it's

654
00:40:11,320 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: just I do love the book pre Staddy by British Lockwood.

655
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 1: It's also kind of memoirs. So you actually are so

656
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: you know, I'm like you. My boyfriend reads books. Your

657
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 1: girlfriend works in publishing, like you also read the books

658
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:26,320
Speaker 1: like you. Guys are always reading, like all the books

659
00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: read RD rates. So I love that um iconic lesbian book.

660
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:34,360
Speaker 1: I love Valencia about my always genre defining works of

661
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: auto fiction. They vary are auto fiction, but if we're

662
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:42,000
Speaker 1: talking fiction, boots, I love me and Ellen Hilda Brand

663
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: that's what gets me going on a summer morning. Nantucket

664
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Speaker 1: Knights is the one that really turned me on. But

665
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 1: her latest Summer of sixty nine or something made me pry.

666
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: You cried, Oh, I know it's then say that I

667
00:40:58,080 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: literally cried a hill bread. These are books literally just

668
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: about secrets revealed on Nantucket. They're all be treats me,

669
00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: They're all that we take place on Nantucket. They' written

670
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: by this woman who lives on Nantucket. And it's insane.

671
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with I mean, I only I'm trying to

672
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: remember the last book I read that wasn't for this podcast.

673
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,120
Speaker 1: I did read a book though, didn't I Swimming Pool?

674
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,680
Speaker 1: Don't you like that book? Libraries? Yeah, just like this

675
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: gay book. I mean I read that, like it's been

676
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,879
Speaker 1: a few years. Okay, it's very I read a book

677
00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: every four years. I mean the books that I did

678
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 1: really like were the Hunger Games books, and then I

679
00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: like and I actually I think I saw the movie

680
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: and then I read the books, which is the same

681
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,279
Speaker 1: thing with like O but the Girl, the Dragon, the too.

682
00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 1: I read those. You love A good mysterious blockbuster about

683
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:44,239
Speaker 1: like a girl. Yeah, that's aimed at like people who

684
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,359
Speaker 1: are of high school reading level. I like, I don't

685
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,279
Speaker 1: like young adult books, but I like books that are

686
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,360
Speaker 1: aimed at someone who is has that vocabulary. Yeah, but

687
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: that's also just like general best seller adult vibes. But

688
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,560
Speaker 1: I'm not reading any of the current genre define works

689
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: of AUTI fiction that are on the best of our list,

690
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 1: not miss Patricia Awkward over here. No you're not. God,

691
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,040
Speaker 1: have you read de Transition Baby was so good? Or

692
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:13,920
Speaker 1: that's a book I have started but did not finish.

693
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 1: But also we read a book or whatever. No, I

694
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:20,080
Speaker 1: watched the Hulu Morning People, But I would say I

695
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:24,360
Speaker 1: truly llo eld actually out loud of priest Dady Like,

696
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:26,400
Speaker 1: I like that you just called it morning people. I

697
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 1: don't think that's what's called. I'm sorry, normal normal people.

698
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: It's like this mix of the Morning Show. I remember

699
00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:35,920
Speaker 1: once I was like trying to read a William Faulkner

700
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,880
Speaker 1: book and you and Bod Daniel like roasted me to

701
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 1: Phil yeah, because you were like, oh, what are you doing?

702
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:47,240
Speaker 1: Like reading this like for show was like the Canterbury

703
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 1: Tarrelles or whatever. No, some like southern gothic gothic novel.

704
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 1: I know, any book that's written before nineteen ninety. I'm

705
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:58,880
Speaker 1: just like, okay, it's the Bible. Oh and I did

706
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,360
Speaker 1: read that gay detective book like last summer, oh that

707
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 1: I gave you that was like based on about like

708
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:06,759
Speaker 1: an Albany gay detective in like the eighties. That was

709
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:09,400
Speaker 1: good if there is like gay murder in it. Oh

710
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,240
Speaker 1: and I read that the other one, um Dennis Cooper

711
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,640
Speaker 1: the Slots. So I will read a book if there

712
00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,880
Speaker 1: is like gay murderous sex in it, but like it

713
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 1: has to really hit all of my interests for me

714
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:21,360
Speaker 1: to read it. If it's not like the Girl with

715
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,839
Speaker 1: the Dragonattoo or something. No, I mean I will read

716
00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 1: any book about lesbians. Oh, I was obsessed with this book.

717
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: I also don't remember the name. It was like a

718
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:33,640
Speaker 1: British lesbian. I do like that book in the Deep

719
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,719
Speaker 1: End or whatever. Yes, that book is really good and

720
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,359
Speaker 1: I need to finish that because that is really fun

721
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:41,440
Speaker 1: bringing that to Marseilles. Okay, I will or sorry, I

722
00:43:41,560 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: hope you're reading it Marseille currently, right, I'm according to

723
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: the timeline of this podcast and when it is released. Okay,

724
00:43:49,040 --> 00:43:56,680
Speaker 1: So books next, High Club Kids. This is Kate Um

725
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:02,359
Speaker 1: calling in to tell you a little story regarding Kill,

726
00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: Good Old Kill. That episode gave me a lot of

727
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 1: anxiety because I was actually called on the phone by

728
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 1: Kelly Patrone a couple of years ago and yell dad

729
00:44:16,200 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 1: about an article that I wrote about her. Guru amah.

730
00:44:21,280 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: So it was about twenty thirteen. I was definitely still

731
00:44:25,800 --> 00:44:30,280
Speaker 1: feeling from American apparel and I had been an intern,

732
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 1: an unpaid intern at this you know, cool fashion arts magazine.

733
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:40,799
Speaker 1: But then I got promoted and I became the arts editor,

734
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: pretty much not knowing what I was doing with a

735
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:49,399
Speaker 1: very very low salary lender twenty five k year I think.

736
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:55,080
Speaker 1: So I was interviewing artists and fashion people, and I

737
00:44:55,640 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 1: did an article with a co worker on the hugging

738
00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:05,839
Speaker 1: Guru who goes around hugs people and celebrities loves her

739
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:08,400
Speaker 1: and they like, wait, mine to her hugs, and you know,

740
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:12,480
Speaker 1: it's a big deal. So we wrote this article, and

741
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 1: you know, naturally because of the Culture Awards, we were

742
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 1: very snarky and kind of made maybe some comments about

743
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:26,320
Speaker 1: like free hugs or whatever. Don't mind the screaming. I

744
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: live in Mexico cities. They're selling gats on the streets.

745
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 1: So we wrote this article, thought it was fine. It

746
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,719
Speaker 1: went to print, and a couple days later, I randomly

747
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: got a actual phone call from Kelly Cootron's assistance who

748
00:45:45,560 --> 00:45:51,279
Speaker 1: immediately connected me to the pr maven herself, and she

749
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: dreamed me out forecasting a negative, unresearched and snarky light

750
00:45:58,560 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: on a spiritual leader and basically told me that if

751
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: we didn't upsdate the article, um I would face a

752
00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:14,360
Speaker 1: defamation lawsuit. So I went online and I updated the

753
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: online version and I never told my mom, and I

754
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:22,400
Speaker 1: hope that no one ever, you know, look get the

755
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: actual print version. And then the magazine went under and

756
00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:35,080
Speaker 1: I've never done trouble. So it's true Kelly does give

757
00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: good bone. Thank you so much for this call. In

758
00:46:38,200 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: this full deep dive on Kel, I'm one again so

759
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,480
Speaker 1: upstassed with Kelly Catron and just how she will pick

760
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: up that BlackBerry get the number in a second, she's

761
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,840
Speaker 1: in her live work space, get me the fucking number

762
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: for this dimwitted bitch. I'mas not even her client, and

763
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:01,279
Speaker 1: she's just she's just us with Alma, Yeah, and she

764
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 1: just hates when she's disparaged, pained, and it's like, sorry,

765
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:09,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna pay money to bring up your own personal

766
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 1: defamation lawsuit in honor of your guru. I mean this

767
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: is where also it's like, cal, you're getting too nixam

768
00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 1: with this where you're ready to put down, Like I

769
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:22,920
Speaker 1: don't know much about the law, but I know this.

770
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:26,360
Speaker 1: She probably wouldn't have though. It's the threats. It's empty threats,

771
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 1: empty threats. People love saying lawsuits. She's a screamer, she's

772
00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 1: a phone r, which is so also interm culture. It's

773
00:47:34,760 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: just screaming on the phone and it's all empty threats.

774
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: You know. I'm I'm kind of surprised that Kelly was

775
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,040
Speaker 1: that scary that she changed. But I guess she was

776
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 1: saying like she was young and she was only making

777
00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:51,239
Speaker 1: you know, twenty five K year. She had just gotten

778
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 1: promoted from interns. She's like so confident in her like voice.

779
00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:57,920
Speaker 1: Yeah no, and she's like, I have my first, you know,

780
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: real title, and here's this scary, scary publicist. She probably

781
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:09,879
Speaker 1: already had a show, you know, and cal she could

782
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 1: blacklist too, all of New York. She's thinking, Okay, so

783
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:16,279
Speaker 1: I'm an arts and culture writer. If kel blacklist me,

784
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 1: I can't get into this gallery show, I can't get

785
00:48:18,760 --> 00:48:22,560
Speaker 1: into this fashion show. Blah blah blah. I would obviously

786
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: like instantly delete the article of Kelly catrone yelt at me.

787
00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I mean I think that I would have

788
00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,400
Speaker 1: thank you would have stood your ground. I would have

789
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 1: stood my ground. I would have pushed back. I am

790
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 1: really trying to find the article. I can't figure it out.

791
00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:42,440
Speaker 1: Is it this one on oprah dot com. It sounds

792
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: like he was deleted with the whole article, that's what

793
00:48:45,760 --> 00:48:48,400
Speaker 1: she said. No, she said she just updated the online

794
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 1: version and the print version was still there. Okay, this

795
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: is where we have to get some microfish and like

796
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 1: go to NYP. That's why I can't find it because

797
00:48:57,440 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 1: it's like a deleted magazine. It was so like, was

798
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 1: it just like the New York Sun or like one

799
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 1: of those newspapers doesn't mons Socary Bradshaw. Yeah, wow, Well,

800
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry that we sort of took you down that

801
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,240
Speaker 1: journey and that was scary for you. That sounds terrifying.

802
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 1: I hate to trigger folks. At the same time, like

803
00:49:13,440 --> 00:49:16,359
Speaker 1: medi was cathartic, probably because she was like, oh, okay,

804
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 1: this is a whole book about kind like a Trump

805
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: being scary and like being too obsessed with Thauma. Okay,

806
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:25,480
Speaker 1: next call. Hey, that's friend, big time fan of the pod. Here.

807
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,480
Speaker 1: I wanted to share some gossip that I have from

808
00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:34,120
Speaker 1: my recent Memorial Day weekend in Provincetown, Massachusetts, and that's

809
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: that I saw Colton Underwood, famous gay bachelor, partying at

810
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,919
Speaker 1: Atlantic House, a very famous gay bar in Provincetown, Massachusetts.

811
00:49:43,239 --> 00:49:45,720
Speaker 1: I believe he may have been filming his new reality

812
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 1: TV show in which Gus Kenworthy shows him around the

813
00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:51,880
Speaker 1: gay community. That was not confirmed, as we did not

814
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:55,960
Speaker 1: see any cameras, but we certainly saw Colton shirtless at

815
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 1: the club, kissing on a couple of dude So I

816
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 1: know you both are mass holes and I'm sure you

817
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,239
Speaker 1: would have opinions about this, So I just wanted to

818
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:06,720
Speaker 1: get your thoughts and hear you guys gab about Colton

819
00:50:06,840 --> 00:50:09,879
Speaker 1: being out in Peatown. I love you guys. Wow, I'm

820
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:15,600
Speaker 1: not surprised, not surprised Coulton at a house as you've suspected. Oh,

821
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 1: we have spent many a night at a house. We

822
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:22,960
Speaker 1: things have gotten a little twist at a house for us.

823
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:26,800
Speaker 1: I feel like, wait, did we do a talent show there? No,

824
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 1: that was at like another bar On commercial, But Sam

825
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 1: did a talent show there? Oh my god, he did,

826
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:36,000
Speaker 1: and not to again like expose his privacy. He did

827
00:50:36,040 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 1: like a talent show and it ended like really badly

828
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:43,480
Speaker 1: and like he ran away. It was we missed it.

829
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 1: We was like we came the week after and he

830
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 1: was like I had already done it. Why do I

831
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:49,200
Speaker 1: feel like I saw them rehearsing them and I was

832
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: there like in Rostam's barn, and like that was the

833
00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:54,799
Speaker 1: same week that I like because remember we hi stally

834
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: like everyone was watching me, like blow that Canadian guy

835
00:50:57,560 --> 00:50:58,920
Speaker 1: through a window and all you could see was my

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Speaker 1: bucket hat bobbing up and down. Okay, I never saw that.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you're confusing it when we like hosted

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Speaker 1: Sam playing a concert at like another bar. No, I'm

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Speaker 1: not confusing with that time we hosted him. I remember

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Speaker 1: that was that we did like a company night at

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Speaker 1: a bar. Anyway, the point is Coulton's at a house. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And oh, I just thought an Instagram yesterday like or

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Speaker 1: so like Gus Kenworthy like posting about him was just like,

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Speaker 1: oh not these fucking cheesy ass Instagram faggots being like

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Speaker 1: hell yass, welcome to the community, and it's just like,

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Speaker 1: so god god Worthy is showing him like how to

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Speaker 1: be basic, and just like it's ultimately Sky vodka Province

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Speaker 1: arm was so Sky first off, and it's like I'm

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Speaker 1: already imagining like Culton walk his like a beefy ass,

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Speaker 1: like walking around and like the tiniest khaki shorts that

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Speaker 1: are just kind of like bulging and actually an unflattering

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Speaker 1: way where it's like you're so buff, but why does

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Speaker 1: this make you look fat? And just like these guys,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's always leg day with these queens, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like it's too much leg Day. That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: All everyone's saying like, oh, five inch three inch shorts,

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Speaker 1: and I'm just like, sorry, let's bring it back to

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Speaker 1: Kevin Smith. I'm all about nine inch nine inch and seam. Okay,

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Speaker 1: do you remember it at a house when me and

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Speaker 1: like Ellen like didn't get in because they were just

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Speaker 1: being like, it's two leather, we're not letting you guys in.

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Speaker 1: Maybe that was the bar above, though, I think you

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Speaker 1: guys were going to the leather bar and yeah, and

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Speaker 1: Allen was in like such a just like blazer and

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Speaker 1: dress and like being such a professor and they were like, actually,

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Speaker 1: like this is for leather chatty, right, And I was

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Speaker 1: in my massive shorts and are like but are like

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Speaker 1: friends are friends? Are like upstairs and they're like, no,

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Speaker 1: the classic debate, no women in the game bar and honest,

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Speaker 1: and that night you lost the debate. I really, I mean, okay,

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Speaker 1: obviously it's like I support called Gunderwood being the first

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Speaker 1: gay bachelor, um, but I think that he is fake

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Speaker 1: and he's haptally fake, but also so are a lot

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Speaker 1: of other fucking fagots walking down Commercial Street. No events. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just like I guess I'm like Coulton and a

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Speaker 1: Peatown with some cameras. Sure, I mean, yeah, I support that.

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Speaker 1: I support it, like obviously it's like and I want

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Speaker 1: to say that Gus can really follows me, so I

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Speaker 1: have to support him too. But I'm also just like you, like,

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Speaker 1: didn't win the gold like congrats and sorry, I actually

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Speaker 1: don't know who. Guess he's like a snowboarder or a

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00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: skier or something. Oh, he's a gay. He's a gay olympian.

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Speaker 1: And it's like, obviously he like didn't win, but it's

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Speaker 1: very like parlaid his Olympian nests into a career as

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Speaker 1: like a gay influencer. I guess, like Peatown is this

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00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:45,480
Speaker 1: place for forty one year old cheesy gays mostly from Boston,

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00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: mostly from Boston, with some come from DC. And if

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Speaker 1: Colton is there doing a show grinding at a house,

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Speaker 1: you know, the only annoying thing is, you know, if

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Speaker 1: then no one can get into a house because Colton

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Speaker 1: is there and all the cameras there, it just seems crowded. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I feel like crowded has the most like average dark

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00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,120
Speaker 1: culton asults are just like a little bit of snooze

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00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: to me. I mean, I watched some of that season,

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Speaker 1: and that's why I'm bored about it. Yeah, because it's

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00:54:14,880 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 1: him going to a house and then going to tea

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00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:20,280
Speaker 1: sipping like a gay water a gay teetos and Ceta

898
00:54:23,080 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 1: and he's like, it just is turning so entertainment tonight.

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Speaker 1: And he's like, right now, I'm at the Atlantic Bowhouse.

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Speaker 1: This is a great place to dance with guys and

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Speaker 1: live out loud. I'm sure it's so Taxi TV. I'm

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00:54:34,520 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 1: like he is. Also, I mean, every bachelor is wildly boring.

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00:54:39,040 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: It has four brain cells. That's kind of thir thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think any bachelor, like I don't think like

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Speaker 1: a show with Matt James, who is the most recent one,

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Speaker 1: like going to like straight clubs, would be that interesting

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Speaker 1: to eitherre No, not if it would be interesting, it'd

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00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: be fun if we could go to Problems Down and

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Speaker 1: they do some sort of like live Bachelor at like

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Speaker 1: a club. I would love to see an actually gay bachelor,

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Speaker 1: unlike that like bad gay Bachelor that happened like five

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Speaker 1: years ago on logo. Oh yeah, so all right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we're fine with Colton being Treesy and Problems Down. I guess,

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Speaker 1: but I love that. This makes me said, I'm not

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Speaker 1: going to be down this summer. Yeah, I'm going, but

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna be in a port town. You're gonna be

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Speaker 1: in a poor town. And that's awesome. Mar Se, Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much for your calls. Literally, thank you

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Speaker 1: so much for your calls. This was like the most

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Speaker 1: fun I've ever had. This is I'm actually vibrating with joy.

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Speaker 1: We want to keep doing this. Yeah, we have so

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Speaker 1: many that we have to record another episode of it

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Speaker 1: because we're not even halfway through. And if you hear this,

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Speaker 1: when this comes out, I think we'll be doing this

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