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Speaker 1: to Iron Rapports Stereo Podcast. UM. My name is Michael

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Speaker 1: Report here with G. Moody. Last name rhymes with duty Yep.

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Speaker 1: How do you feel, Mr Moody? I feel great. Uh.

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Speaker 1: The weather is uh breaking here in New York and

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Speaker 1: he's getting brisk and autumn is in the air. What

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Speaker 1: kind of brisk are we talking about? Timberland boot brisk

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Speaker 1: or or get your Timberlands out, get them ready? Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: get him out? And forty one degree thirty eight? You

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Speaker 1: know that good? That good briskness? Yeah? Yeah, okay, cool? Um,

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Speaker 1: how do you feel, Mr Moody? Everything is good over there,

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Speaker 1: Everything's good man. I call you Mr Moody because I've

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Speaker 1: been listening to all day to day, the last I say,

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Speaker 1: twenty six hours all James Brown everything, and and I

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Speaker 1: highly suggest to all the listeners of the Iron Wrap

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Speaker 1: por stereo pockets every now and then take a take

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Speaker 1: a day to just listen to James Brown. Um. You

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Speaker 1: could listen to anything by James Brown, but if you

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Speaker 1: really wanna really just go right to the just the

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Speaker 1: highest level of funk, go to everything with the j

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Speaker 1: B s uh and what are the record g g uh?

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Speaker 1: Get that James Brown in the jungle Groove. That's where

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Speaker 1: it really starts sixty nine and you can go up

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Speaker 1: through seventy nine and everything is is just original, really

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Speaker 1: funk boom bat music. This man created music out of

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Speaker 1: thin air, funk out of thin air, and then that

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Speaker 1: spawned the boom bat music, which he's responsible for. So

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Speaker 1: this is a icon and just music in the history

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Speaker 1: of the planet. Yo. Yeah, I mean listening to it,

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Speaker 1: to the music, and I got this, uh this title

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Speaker 1: app you know title, Yeah, I got that because somebody

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Speaker 1: was telling me they have hi Fi, so I gave

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Speaker 1: it a shot on title the High Fire, which is

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Speaker 1: supposed to be like really good quality like sound because

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Speaker 1: you know, the music gets compressed whatever. I'm not one

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Speaker 1: of these music nerds. When I was like, let me

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Speaker 1: just try it, um, and I got that title. And

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Speaker 1: I was listening to all j B s, all James

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Speaker 1: Brown on that High Fire and you could hear all

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Speaker 1: the instruments and all the smacks and all the little

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Speaker 1: nuances in there. And whenever I listened to James Brown music,

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Speaker 1: I'm so taken by how creative and just how layered

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Speaker 1: it is. And and you know that film that that

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Speaker 1: was about him, which I think was okay, and the

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Speaker 1: the actor did a really good job, and they definitely

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Speaker 1: portrayed him as a crazy person, and as they should

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Speaker 1: because if you like I said this before on the podcast,

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Speaker 1: but when you when you're that level of genius, and

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Speaker 1: I don't use that word, uh, often, but he truly

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Speaker 1: was a genius. Like imagine the sounds and the thoughts

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Speaker 1: these things were just inside him and he had to

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Speaker 1: get them out and and that can make you crazy.

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Speaker 1: And you look at historicle. You know so many genius

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Speaker 1: level people, uh, particularly artists, whether it's Marlon Brando, uh,

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Speaker 1: whether it's uh Mozart, whether it's Vincent van go like

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Speaker 1: they go nuts. They go, they go, not all of them,

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Speaker 1: but but but it is something that happens like they

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Speaker 1: just go nuts. They get overwhelmed. Because if you have

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Speaker 1: like I was listening to that JBS record um Doing

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Speaker 1: It to Death Parts one and two, it's like a

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Speaker 1: ten minute soul festival. That's just like where the loop

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Speaker 1: you know, the four Man It's that it's that ship.

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Speaker 1: Keep keep to keep it going. Yo, yo. I highly

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Speaker 1: suggest get listen on YouTube whatever however you you process

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Speaker 1: two it's like ten minutes and fifty four seconds. Yo.

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Speaker 1: You here so many songs that were sampled just off

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Speaker 1: that one song. Yeah. Um, but I was like, yo, man,

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Speaker 1: to articulate it. You just have to play it can

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Speaker 1: make you nuts. Yeah. He didn't know music, he didn't

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Speaker 1: what he was saying. So the musicians are, man, that's

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Speaker 1: that's fantastic that they were able to interpret what was

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Speaker 1: in James Brown's mind. And and and you know the

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Speaker 1: consensus if you you read about him, and you watch

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Speaker 1: a motherfucker. He was paying the ass um and and

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Speaker 1: and you know that's usually the case. Anyway. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how I got started on on soul Brother number one, James,

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Speaker 1: but gee, I just got this new iPhone ten and

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Speaker 1: I'm one of those fucking assholes keep going, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be I got this on phone. Yeah, and you know

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Speaker 1: what I actually spoke to about this, Uh, Dean Moody.

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Speaker 1: His last name also rhymes with duty. Call him Mr Apple.

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Speaker 1: He's like, who your brother? You call him? Mr? Apple? Yeah? Well,

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Speaker 1: I got this phone too, and and and I had

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Speaker 1: a really fucked up experience. And it's never just one experience.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if it's just me, but but historically, UM,

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Speaker 1: and and he kind of changes computer, it's never just

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Speaker 1: one trip to the Apple Store. It's it's you go there,

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Speaker 1: you probably talk about it, uh, or you go there

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Speaker 1: and then you buy it, and then you come back

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Speaker 1: because something doesn't work and you need a plug or

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Speaker 1: you need casey, And it's like a two week sort

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Speaker 1: know that it's never gonna just be smooth selling. So

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Speaker 1: I happened to be in there like a month and

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Speaker 1: a half ago and they said you want to sign

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Speaker 1: won't get the phone. I want up. Getting the phone Okay,

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Speaker 1: Getting the actual phone was no problem. I got it

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Speaker 1: shout out to the people at the Apple Store New York,

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Speaker 1: other day because I have to get a fucking battery

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Speaker 1: in Cord and you know, I don't know how this

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Speaker 1: It's giving me a backup all kind of ship man.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm in limbo, I mean iPhone limbo. I

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Speaker 1: Every fucking body goes in there. Everybody, women, children, men's famous,

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Speaker 1: it's probably the Apple store in Los Angeles. These little

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Speaker 1: all congregating around each other, talking to each other, not

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Speaker 1: So I gonna say, hey, my man, oh can I

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Speaker 1: him in his hot breath. I spent two hundred thirty

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Speaker 1: It wasn't just me. I know, I could be a

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Speaker 1: there with an open heart, open spirit, and I finally

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Speaker 1: get my ship two thirty three dollars. Give my credit card,

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Speaker 1: you know they have that. They whipped the funk when

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Speaker 1: it's time to pay, man, they're fucking they pop right

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Speaker 1: to it. So so the little prick in the blue shirt,

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Speaker 1: who who? Who was anointed a genius by some other

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Speaker 1: want to know what the criteria is to be anointed

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Speaker 1: these these fucking geniuses. What's the test that you gotta take?

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Speaker 1: Because I don't think there's any geniuses in there, none

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Speaker 1: of them. Oh they didn't help you. You You didn't succeed, man,

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Speaker 1: to tend more. Helped me. They that crew was good,

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Speaker 1: these little ships at the grove. We're just rude and smelly. Nonetheless,

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Speaker 1: I give him the to give my credit card. You know,

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Speaker 1: Which did they skip the iPhone nine? Yeah? They said

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Speaker 1: good guy. Loved watching his father. Listen. The guy needs

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Speaker 1: no introduction, but he needs to cut his ship. You

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Speaker 1: look like ship, Duke. He got twisting his ship. Now

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Speaker 1: this ain't a different world, Duke. Okay, you're not on Martin.

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Speaker 1: This ain't this ain't the nineties. More man, you look crazy.

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Speaker 1: your man's. He's ryan new ship. Give him props because

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Speaker 1: I love the curries, Come get your man's in them.

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Speaker 1: That's good for the NBA, Like it brings the teams

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Speaker 1: together as long as there's no like fights. But dudes

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Speaker 1: getting each other's face talking ship. The referee should let

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Speaker 1: he's the King of New York. My man, you ain't

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Speaker 1: no fucking king of New York. Now, you ain't the

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Speaker 1: King of New York, dude. It's some motherfucker trying to

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Speaker 1: what's another good park? You played ball in Brooklyn? Na,

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Speaker 1: I don't. Lebron he said he's the King of New York.

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Speaker 1: We got we gotta in reality, man, is wet. You

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Speaker 1: gotta live in reality. That Nick have been bumbass motherfucker's

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Speaker 1: for for our entire lives. Listen. They should have won

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Speaker 1: it in ninety four. That's it. Other than that, don't

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Speaker 1: don't talk about the Knicks. This guy came into the garden.

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Speaker 1: hang up on this motherfucker right. You don't know what

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Speaker 1: it's cantor you'll make a layup, Duke before you talk

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Speaker 1: this guy's stratosphere, Like this is arguably the top player

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Speaker 1: ever and you're talking about oh, you know, you can't

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Speaker 1: came I think and this cancer was in the Turkish

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Speaker 1: military or something like that. Here, fuck Lebron James up

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Speaker 1: on some mue tie ship. I know in his cancer

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Speaker 1: fun Lebron James up. He got that big gass knows too.

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Speaker 1: If you got a big gass nose like that and

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Speaker 1: what else I like about in this Canther and I want,

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Speaker 1: I want you to tell me who you think's got

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Speaker 1: Khan looking motherfucker's yo. I think he might. He obviously

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Speaker 1: being paraded out as just sucking, deviant motherfucker's man who

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Speaker 1: I've been talking four years ago, out of the Blue,

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Speaker 1: This man went fifteen rounds with Creed twice. You think

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Speaker 1: vehemently denied anything having to do with this. You you

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Speaker 1: people that have actually done it, these things are like

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Speaker 1: nine years later, that ain't gonna happen. He came out

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Speaker 1: and denied it vehemently. And until I hear anything else,

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Speaker 1: up offers me the big fight, big Do you take

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Speaker 1: to see it? Do you? It's stinks, this whole place stinks.

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Speaker 1: But my prime, Mick, least you had a prime. You

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Speaker 1: of press do we have? Yo? You're just you're just

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Speaker 1: calling motherfucker's out without evidence. I know it's it's you

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Speaker 1: It's just really bad. And the press the worst, you know,

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Speaker 1: the worst. But what what were you gonna say? Who?

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Speaker 1: Who are you gonna hold? Yeah about my man? I'm

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Speaker 1: put it on his package. No, he grabbed Terry Cruisers package. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying it he grabbed yeah, and I'm like, damn,

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Speaker 1: So I began to think, And I said, okay, what

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Speaker 1: His physique, his complexion, he's like they're farr forcet. He's

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Speaker 1: those Hollywood exactly see that how you carry itself, so

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Speaker 1: they step into you. It's it's it's bad. But yo,

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Speaker 1: Did you see him? Every few months? I have to

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Speaker 1: correct you. I have to correct you on on his name.

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Speaker 1: He has transferred from Sammy to Sambo Sosa, Sambo Sosa.

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Speaker 1: Every few months he pops up looking crazier and crazier.

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Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the recent picture of Sammy Sosa,

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Speaker 1: I think he was in London. He's now milk toast white,

425
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Speaker 1: not like a normal white person, not like me, or

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Speaker 1: the white mamba. No, literally like milk toast, or like

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Speaker 1: stale milk, or like sort of like linen, like like

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Speaker 1: like soy milk. He's got, he's the color. He's soy

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Speaker 1: milk white. Yeah, I called him a linen And he's

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Speaker 1: dabbing in the picture. He looks fucking nuts, but I

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Speaker 1: could tell you he is very happy. You see he's

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Speaker 1: he's he's elated. Well, he must be crazy because you

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Speaker 1: could clearly tell that's not the color he was born,

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Speaker 1: even if you knew it was Sammy Sosa or not.

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Speaker 1: Like if you just saw him on the street, you go,

436
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Speaker 1: what's wrong with this fucking guy? Right, that's what you

437
00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,920
Speaker 1: would say. You would say, what's wrong with this fucking guy? Right?

438
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 1: So do you think, um, he's finished, finished with what

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Speaker 1: with the bleaching? Because in the Trump era, I feel

440
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,520
Speaker 1: I felt he ramped it up. Do you think he's finished?

441
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no no no, you would

442
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,199
Speaker 1: think that, you would think you would think that, you

443
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 1: could think he's finished. But I think there's no stopping.

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00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:18,919
Speaker 1: This guy's obviously nuts. So he's not white enough, not

445
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: not white enough, not white enough? Okay, he he he

446
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: wants to be like paper white. Being soy milk white

447
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't cut it. He wants to be He wants

448
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:39,960
Speaker 1: that Xerox paper white. He wants that Staples Center good

449
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:44,880
Speaker 1: paper white. Yeah, he's crazy, man. I hope he gets

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Speaker 1: gains that acceptance that he's looking for. Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: Um all right, Miles Jordan, please cue the sick Funk

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Speaker 1: of the Week music. This award is not given. It's

453
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Speaker 1: called the sick fucking a Week. This guy is really sick.

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Speaker 1: Lock him up? How could you do it? Don't let

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Speaker 1: him out? Damn when you fuck the door? You want

456
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Speaker 1: you fuck the door? Why would you fuck the dog?

457
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:18,600
Speaker 1: Why would you fuck your girlfriend's dog? What? Sick? Fuck?

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Speaker 1: The sick Funck of the week it's earned, earned, not giving.

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Speaker 1: You didn't what? No, no, no, Yes. The sick Funk

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Speaker 1: of the Week is an award that has earned, not given.

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Speaker 1: It as an award that has earned, not given. Uh

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Speaker 1: Roy Moore, this is a guy that was and the

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Speaker 1: the Republican candidate uh senator uh down in uh down

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Speaker 1: in Alabama. And this is the guy who's running against

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Speaker 1: the guy Luther Strong, who infamously was touted by Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump for his U iconic get up you son of

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Speaker 1: a bitch speech Roy Moore beat Um Luther. Roy Moore

468
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 1: was backed by the ugliest man in in politics history,

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00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: Steve Bannon looks like a human growth. Um. And and

470
00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:25,240
Speaker 1: now there's an actual person who came out to actually

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Speaker 1: testify UM saying that uh, Roy Moore molestnor Uh. He

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00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,320
Speaker 1: was already banned from a mall UH for for badgering

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00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:40,280
Speaker 1: and harassing teenage girls. Uh. Five members of the local

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Speaker 1: legal community, two cops that work in town, and several

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Speaker 1: people who hung out in the mall in the eighties,

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00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: and members of the mall UH former mall employees all

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Speaker 1: said that Roy Moore, this week's six funk of the week,

478
00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 1: was harassing teenage girls. This guy's running for senator. He

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00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: he got elected for a senator and Alabama you're my friend.

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00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,360
Speaker 1: You're no senator, No, but you are the sick fuck

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Speaker 1: of the week. Papa John from Papa John's Pizza Now now,

482
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 1: probably because your business is really down, asshole. Now he's

483
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:19,239
Speaker 1: coming out to clarify his statements regarding NFL protests and

484
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 1: all that we gave him. Didn't give him the Willie

485
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: Hutch treatment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we talked about his pizza,

486
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: his cardboard pizza, trash pizza. Now he's He's sent out

487
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: a bunch of tweets saying, you know the inequalities. Shut

488
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Speaker 1: the funk up, Papa John, Come on, kill that noise.

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Speaker 1: As the great M. C. Sham once said, nobody wants

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Speaker 1: your pizza, Duke. Nobody's fucking with your pizza, duke. You're

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Speaker 1: the sick funking a week again, yes, second time in

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Speaker 1: a month. Um. A woman, pretty girl, pretty girl, eighteen

493
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Speaker 1: year old girl caught on videos stealing five dollars from

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00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:09,160
Speaker 1: her uber driver's car. Quote on video, damn your little

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00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:13,760
Speaker 1: chicken head, your little chicken head. You sky's there working,

496
00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: he has his little tip jar and you steal five

497
00:31:15,720 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 1: dollars where you got caught, your little chicken head, you

498
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: chicken head. Another sick funk of the weekend. We are

499
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:25,840
Speaker 1: are more just boom boom boom. This comes from our

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00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 1: favorite newspaper, The Daily Mail. A woman who's thirty faces

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00:31:30,080 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: child sex charges after giving birth to a fourteen year

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00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: old boys baby. Oh oh, she had sex molested a

503
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 1: fourteen year old boy. He got her pregnant and she

504
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,760
Speaker 1: had the baby. A thirty year old woman sick funk

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Speaker 1: of a week. Not a bad looking woman, but when

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Speaker 1: you look her in the eyes, she looks like a

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Speaker 1: true blue sick funk of the Week Tracy Castler of Milton, Florida. Congratulations, okay, uh,

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Speaker 1: I have one? Oh please please this This is a

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00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: corporation that's a sick funk of the week. Machino is

510
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:15,640
Speaker 1: uh selling clear dry cleaning bags for seven hundred and

511
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,880
Speaker 1: thirty five bucks, the clear bags that you bring your

512
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 1: clothes home from the cleaners, dry cleaners. People are wearing it,

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00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: so they're the six funks of the week. Wait wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: wait what see it's unbelievable, right, But that company, Mochino,

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00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:39,080
Speaker 1: they're selling a dry cleaning bags for seven dred and

516
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:42,640
Speaker 1: thirty five bucks. So people who the people who are

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00:32:42,680 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: wearing it are the six funks of the week. Wearing

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00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:48,959
Speaker 1: the Machino clothes, the clear bags that they you know,

519
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: like when you bring your ship home from the cleaners,

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00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: it has that clear ship over. People are wearing that now. Yeah,

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00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 1: so they're the six funks of the week. Okay, that's fine.

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00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: Another sick funk of the week. I Staten Island women

523
00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 1: overdosed on pills and heroin she snorted it. Did whatever

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Speaker 1: she needed to do because her husband had overdosed and

525
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: she wanted to get rid of the evidence. It was

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00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 1: a double whammy, a two for one. She didn't want

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Speaker 1: to get busted with her husband's heron that Maurice, those

528
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:29,760
Speaker 1: great skies. She wasn't even a user. So they both overdosed.

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Speaker 1: Fortunately they neither one of them died. But you're a dumbass. Finally,

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00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: a woman is accused of cooking her roommates ferret. A

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Speaker 1: woman in New Hampshire, Manchester, New Hampshire, Avonna Clifford White lunatic,

532
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 1: looks totally crazy. She had a problem with her roommate.

533
00:33:56,760 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: Instead of moving out solving the problem like a normal person. Now,

534
00:33:59,880 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 1: you couldn't do that. I couldn't do that, she took

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Speaker 1: her ferret on some fatal attraction. Glenn close shit tried

536
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:17,479
Speaker 1: to cook the fucking ferret to death. I mean, that's

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00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: a real, real, real sick funk right there. I mean,

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00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:24,319
Speaker 1: that's like the essence of the sick Funk of the

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Speaker 1: Week award. Wouldn't you say so yourself? Absolutely? All right,

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Speaker 1: that's it? Okay, how much more podcast can you ask for? We? Uh,

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Speaker 1: we were it's a worldwide phenomenon and it's smash mouth podcasting.

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00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 1: It's like I'm over here sweating. Okay, we're going hard

543
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Speaker 1: body karate, full tilt. Okay. A week eleven Fantasy Football.

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Speaker 1: I said this on the Fantasy Football Folllis with my

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Speaker 1: main man, Tommy g. Fantasy Football Follies. Oh, we're winning

546
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Speaker 1: over here. The first t people that challenge me to

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Speaker 1: five dollar games come up and get that work. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you know we go raw dog without a bag. Okay,

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00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:07,799
Speaker 1: but the first people that won five dollar games. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and you want that work on DraftKings, you know where

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Speaker 1: to find me, no doubt. All right, you got any

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Speaker 1: partying word, Gimonettie, just bring me some of that good funk.

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00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: Give me poor the house, Okay, Okay, those are those

554
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Speaker 1: are all moody beats, no doubt. Made from the two

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Speaker 1: thousand fifty two thousand sixteen, Too Soon to Be two

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Speaker 1: thousand seventeen podcast co host of the Year. All this funk,

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Speaker 1: all the music that you listened to in the Iron

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Speaker 1: Wrap Hors Stereo podcast, unless we say otherwise, is a

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Speaker 1: moody beat. Uh, Iron Wrap Hors Stereo Podcast. You know

560
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Speaker 1: where to find this we're gonna continue doing our thing.

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Speaker 1: We're taking it to the top like Dougie fresh As

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Speaker 1: and we're out peace to do amazing movie